Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”
Fark.com RSS » The Westminster Dog Show has added a new category: Alt-Dogs [Repeat]
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Mental Floss » A Long-Lost Mark Twain Fairy Tale Is Now a Children's Book
It's called "The Purloining of Prince Oleomargarine." [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Woman quits her job and sets up her own business catching wild alligators – saying they're not scary just 'misunderstood.' Come back next year when 'Stumpy' updates us on her experiences [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Ugly-ass jaguar twins a surprise birth at a zoo because the couple didn't hit it off [Sappy]
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Mental Floss » How Does Your State Stack Up in This Year's Well-Being Rankings?
If you need an excuse to move to Hawaii, here it is. [Link]
Mental Floss » 4 Reasons Why the Weather Forecast Is Better Than Ever
Admittedly, we need a lot of work on #4. [Link]
Mental Floss » Apply Now to Be an Apprentice to a Globe Maker
You don't need any mapping skills—just to be great at making stuff with your hands. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » If you ever wanted an authentic Mayor McCheese or Hamburglar playground ride for your backyard, now is your chance [Cool]
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Mental Floss » Why Was February Chosen for Black History Month?
It has to do with two specific dates on the calendar. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Nun gets death threats after suggesting the Virgin Mary wasn't a virgin after all and had sex with Joseph [Awkward]
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Fark.com RSS » Hemingway, on writing: "All you have to do is write one true sentence. Write the truest sentence you know." Okay, here goes: "THIS is your Fark Writers' thread" [CSB]
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Fark.com RSS » What carries a 20 year jail sentence in Virginia? a) Robbery b) Assault or c) Setting a potted plant on fire? [Stupid]
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Fark.com RSS » Ok, you've already got a bunch of face tattoos but you've been sitting in jail on murder charges since 2015. What would you do? What. Would. You. Do? [Amusing]
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Mental Floss » Scientists Convert Human Skin Cells Into Cancer Killers
They turned the cells into drug carriers that tracked and attacked brain tumors. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this simple farmer and his horse [Photoshop]
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Mental Floss » 9 Fluffy Facts About the Shih Tzu
Learn more about the so-called "lion dogs." [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Study: Frog tongues are amazing in the sack [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Fast food wrapper chemicals linked to kidney and testicular cancer, elevated cholesterol, decreased fertility, thyroid problems, changes in hormone functioning, adverse developmental effects, and decreased immune response in children." I'M LO
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Futility Closet » AWOL
A harmonic progression is a progression formed by taking the reciprocals of an arithmetic progression (so an example is 1/1, 1/2, 1/3, 1/4 …). When tutoring mathematics at Oxford, Charles Dodgson had a favorite example to illustrate this: According to him, it is (or was) the rule at Christ Church that, if an undergraduate is absent for a night during … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Think your HOA is bad? This one is trying to stop a guardrail being built after six cars crash into a house [Asinine]
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Fark.com RSS » Wanted: One new guided-missile cruiser captain, as the current job holder is going to get his ass fired shortly [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » Woman illustrates why she was kicked off Spirit Airlines [Unlikely]
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Mental Floss » Maryland May Soon Be Home to a New Guinness Brewery
It would be Guinness's first U.S. brewery in more than 60 years. [Link]
Mental Floss » How Well Do You Know the Presidents?
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Mental Floss » Can You Pick These '80s Hits?
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Mental Floss » Click Through South America, North-to-South
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Mental Floss » Can You Pick Each Type of Test?
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Mental Floss » Can You Name These Scrambled Disney and Pixar Films?
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Mental Floss » A Hidden Coin in 'Donkey Kong 64' Went Undetected for 17 Years
Players now need to collect 977 coins to complete a full run. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Haven't seen one of these on Fark in a while so here's the return of mugshot roundup. Come in for number 2, stay for 4,5,12 and 14. Bonus: deslidified for your viewing pleasure [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » Reports that Queen Elizabeth has legal authority to behead Donald Trump have been found to be false [PSA]
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Mental Floss » Love Your Body
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Mental Floss » 20 Inspiring Quotes from Langston Hughes
“I have discovered in life that there are ways of getting almost anywhere you want to go, if you really want to go.” [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Six peepholes were found in a North Carolina men's rest stop bathroom. Who hasn't had the fantasy of checking out fat truckers and retired old men relieving themselves [Creepy]
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Fark.com RSS » We put 700 red dots on a map to see if anyone would lose their shiat after seeing it [Satire]
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Mental Floss » Which NFL Teams Are Most (And Least) Often Used As Passwords
The Patriots don't fare so well. Neither do the Falcons. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Substitute teacher discovers that commando cartwheels are not OK [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » Billy Joel will play Lambeau Field in Wisconsin, marking the first time he's ever been in a building where he has fewer DUIs than the average person in the crowd [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » Woman stabs date, tries to eat his heart in quest to be serial killer. Turns out love is not all she's unlucky at [Scary]
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Mental Floss » Dive Inside Saturn’s Rings With Gorgeous New NASA Images
New pictures from the Cassini orbiter are some of the most extreme close-ups we’ve ever gotten of the gas giant’s main rings. [Link]
Mental Floss » 5 Questions: Track of the Moon Beast
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Mental Floss » 25 Rich Facts About ‘Beverly Hills, 90210’
15. Those students weren't yelling "Donna Martin Graduates!" [Link]
Weird Universe » Upside-Down Flag
Nebraska state senator Burke Harr has sponsored a resolution to change his state's flag, noting that the current design is so nondescript and unremarkable that the flag once flew for 10 days upside-down above the State Capitol and no one noticed.
This brings to mind a recurring weird news theme that we've discussed before: art accidentally hung upside-down and no … [Link]
Overheard In The Office » Best to Forget About Milwaukee Entirely
Female student: Where are you from?
Male student: Milwaukee.
Female student: Oh, you know, I always forget Milwaukee is a state. Vanderbilt University
Nashville, Tennessee [Link]
Mental Floss » Kit Kat Sushi Is Coming to Japan
The brand will sell sweet versions of tuna, egg, and sea urchin sushi at their new store. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Oh. My. God. The U.S. Bacon Reserves have hit a fifty-year low. EVERYBODY PANIC AND STOCKPILE BACON [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Let's start drinking early since we didn't last Friday Afternoon. Little Bailey's in the coffee, maybe a mimosa, This is YOUR last Friday's Fark Weird News Quiz [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » Dispute over a man's last words, Giant Meteor's take on the election, and how to get less sleep. These are YOUR highest voted Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-01-22 to Sat 2017-01-28 [FarkBlog]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop what the man with the funny orange hair has drawn [Photoshop]
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Mental Floss » 20 Funny Valentine's Day Cards to Give Your Loved Ones
Show how much you care by giving your loved one the gift of laughter. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Mother, father, and baby all have the same birthday, a 1-in-48 million odds of it happening (Edit: more like 1 in 133,225) [Cool]
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Mental Floss » Track of the Moon Beast
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Fark.com RSS » There are many ways to decipher if a paper currency is fake, including examining the fibers, acid washing the ink, or noticing the words 'MOTION PICTURE USE ONLY' printed on one side [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » Old man refuses to sell his giant 40-year-old cock bush [Weird]
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Mental Floss » These Delicate Tea Time Desserts Mirror Modern Art
What does a Mark Rothko painting taste like? Apparently, raspberry and coconut. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Forget the Doomsday Clock, the Rapture Index knows what time it is [Followup]
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Weird Universe » From the Indies to the Andes in His Undies
Full story here. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » If you're the police commissioner, do your best not to smile in your mugshot after getting arrested for domestic violence [Asinine]
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Mental Floss » Morning Cup of Links: Edgar Allan Poe Book Covers
Thanks for checking out the morning links! [Link]
Mental Floss » 10 Famous Birthdays to Celebrate in February
Do you share a birthday with one of these famous people from history? [Link]
Mental Floss » How (and Why) Male Seahorses Get Pregnant
It isn't simply to score points with their mates. [Link]
Mental Floss » This High Schooler’s Locker Has a Vending Machine Inside
But he has to stock it himself. [Link]
Futility Closet » Grass Photographs
Heather Ackroyd and Dan Harvey make photographs using grass. When grass is grown from seed on a vertical surface, it can record complex images much as photographic film does: Each germinating blade produces chlorophyll in proportion to the light that reaches it. Stronger light produces greener grass, and blades deprived of light grow but produce no chlorophyll, leaving them yellow. … [Link]
Mental Floss » 15 Offbeat Holidays to Celebrate in February
February may be the shortest month of the year, but it still has plenty of quirky celebrations. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Here's a look at everybody's favorite prison food: Nutraloaf: "It's not something you swallow easily. Basically, it's baked slop with surprise pineapple pieces" [Sick]
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Mental Floss » Theory Claims Super Bowl Winners Can Predict the Stock Market
Forget your Super Bowl boxes, the key to a big payday rests in this economic anomaly. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » If a food truck is so filthy that you don't even want to touch the hygiene manual, it's filthy (pics) [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Three Alaskans prove that if you can walk away from the landing it is a good landing. With photo which might say otherwise [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Lady calls police when her dealer jacks up the price. No, not car dealer [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » Not stolen parts / But weed instead / Has sealed your fate / You'll soon be dead …. Burma (oops, Myanmar) Shave [Asinine]
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Fark.com RSS » Canada begins their invasion of US, one moose at a time [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » It takes a special kind of chef to whip up goat spinal cord and yak yogurt for 25 [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Worst car advice of all time. OF. ALL.TIME [Facepalm]
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Fark.com RSS » When the police report describes the color of your buttocks at 3:30am as "illuminated", maybe you need to spend a little more time outdoors in the sun [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » Train trips can be comfortable enough to fall asleep on. This is bad news if you are the driver [Scary]
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Mental Floss » 7 Alternative Versions Of Monopoly
There isn't really much you can do to stop the inevitable squabbles over who gets to build what, and where, when you play Monopoly with your friends and family. You can, however, have a change of scene, thanks to the ever-increasing number of alternative Monopoly games out there. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » So you want to know how the FBI works, huh? Good news, someone just slipped their secret rules to a reporter. "Based on a vague tip, the FBI can surveil anyone." Never mind, don't read, ignore that plane [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » San Francisco Birthday Farkin', 2/7 at 6pm – come celebrate Drew and E-Brake's birthdays [FarkParty]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop these high fliers (and their little dog, too) [Photoshop]
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Mental Floss » ‘Reversible’ Spit Helps Frogs Nab Their Prey
The saliva’s variable viscosity keeps the frog’s meal secured to its bungee cord–like tongue. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Old and busted: UFIA. New hotness: UPIA [Fail]
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Mental Floss » How Victor Lustig Sold The Eiffel Tower
Victor Lustig was one of the 20th century's greatest con artists, and the crown jewel of his many ploys was selling the Eiffel Tower to unsuspecting scrap iron dealers—twice. Hit play for Lustig's Ten Commandments for aspiring con men. [Link]
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