John Gordon Ross

A Man for All Reasons

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Whittle It a Little, It’ll Fit

Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”

Fark.com RSS » Renewable energy becoming too plentiful and cheap for coal companies? Simple, propose legislation to ban them and fine any utility for using renewable energy. Welcome to Wyoming [Facepalm]

Monday 16 January 23:46:45 UTC 2017

Facepalm [link] [139 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Eugene Cernan, the last moon walker, has died. SHAMON [Hero]

Monday 16 January 23:33:25 UTC 2017

Hero [link] [69 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Why Is There No "E" Grade?

Monday 16 January 23:30:00 UTC 2017

Spoiler alert: there used to be. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Out of respect for the Boss, the B-Street band backs out of Trump inauguration gala [Followup]

Monday 16 January 23:20:05 UTC 2017

Followup [link] [153 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » The US Patent and Trademark Office is empowered, by the so-called "disparagement clause" of a 1946 law, to protect American sensitivities by denying trademark protection to "immoral, deceptive or scandalous" trademarks. Enter "The

Monday 16 January 23:11:54 UTC 2017

Awkward [link] [63 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » If you are receiving disability payments for a disabled right arm, don't go to Disney World and use your right arm [Florida]

Monday 16 January 22:56:54 UTC 2017

Florida [link] [30 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » This is how you use the Wendy's Drive Thru, West Virginia style [Fail]

Monday 16 January 22:41:54 UTC 2017

Fail [link] [24 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » "I cannot believe that worked": A jackknifed semi truck that was blocking Interstate 80 performs a controlled slide for over a mile to reach an exit and re-open the road [Cool]

Monday 16 January 22:41:42 UTC 2017

Cool [link] [92 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Those responsible for hacking the hackers, have been hacked [Ironic]

Monday 16 January 22:20:05 UTC 2017

Ironic [link] [26 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » "A knife-wielding assailant butchered a 20-year-old man during a wild soiree inside the home of University of Massachusetts Boston Chancellor ". Soirée? Who talks like that? [Strange]

Monday 16 January 22:01:54 UTC 2017

Strange [link] [47 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » A self-described 'comedian' and Dallas fan from Florida gets a Dallas Cowboys Super Bowl LI Champion tattoo on his arm. Fark: Now needs tattoo removal advice [Florida]

Monday 16 January 21:41:54 UTC 2017

Florida [link] [64 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 8 Surprising Facts About the Deepest Part of the Ocean

Monday 16 January 21:30:00 UTC 2017

1. More people have been to the Moon than have explored the hadal deep. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » People are now abusing opioids prescribed to pets. Your dog still wants steak [Scary]

Monday 16 January 21:11:53 UTC 2017

Scary [link] [69 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop the new Los Angeles Chargers logo [Photoshop]

Monday 16 January 21:00:01 UTC 2017

Photoshop [link] [30 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Coastguard called out to reports of cries for help find two amorous owls instead. ORLY [Amusing]

Monday 16 January 20:50:04 UTC 2017

Amusing [link] [24 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » No, pot is not legal in North Korea. Like most other minor offenses, you would face a fine, hanging, flame-thrower and 120mm mortar detonation for a first offense, and it gets worse from there. So don't get any ideas [Amusing]

Monday 16 January 20:40:05 UTC 2017

Amusing [link] [50 comments] [Link]

Futility Closet » Extreme Measures

Monday 16 January 20:37:19 UTC 2017

Zürich has a singularly violent way to welcome summer: They roast a snowman until its head explodes. At the spring holiday Sechseläuten, traditionally celebrated on the third Monday in April, residents build an effigy of winter in the shape of a giant snowman known as the Böögg, pack it with explosives, and set it afire. “It is believed the shorter … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Pennsylvania's 'free the six pack' law to take effect this week. Subby's six pack went free-range years ago and hasn't been seen since [Spiffy]

Monday 16 January 19:50:05 UTC 2017

Spiffy [link] [83 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Astronaut realizes too late that there's not a Snapchat filter to cover up mystery lights outside the International Space Station [Facepalm]

Monday 16 January 19:40:04 UTC 2017

Facepalm [link] [107 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » This Robot Helper Is Designed to Keep Older People Company

Monday 16 January 19:30:00 UTC 2017

Many seniors live alone, but a robot design called ElliQ wants to make sure they aren't lonely. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Zhou Youguang, who simplified writing Chinese has died at 111. Apparently he got his idea after spending his first 110 years trying to finish reading just one book [Sad]

Monday 16 January 19:13:24 UTC 2017

Sad [link] [36 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Front page ruckus in Greenwich CT involves booze, swearing, AND yelling. That's a whole year worth of mayhem in one afternoon [Misc]

Monday 16 January 18:46:44 UTC 2017

Misc [link] [31 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » IMF: Well, because of Trump and Brexit, let's pin all our hopes on Canada. (We're doomed) [Scary]

Monday 16 January 18:20:04 UTC 2017

Scary [link] [70 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Suddenly, ANTS [Creepy]

Monday 16 January 17:50:04 UTC 2017

Creepy [link] [63 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 20 John Carpenter Quotes About Horror Movies

Monday 16 January 17:30:00 UTC 2017

“Horror is a reaction; it's not a genre.” [Link]

Fark.com RSS » How one decorator tried – and failed – to make Trump Tower tasteful [Awkward]

Monday 16 January 17:20:05 UTC 2017

Awkward [link] [129 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 5 Questions: "King" Day

Monday 16 January 17:01:02 UTC 2017

[Link]

Fark.com RSS » In Alabama, today's holiday is Robert E. Lee's birthday. Happy Spite Day, everybody [Asinine]

Monday 16 January 16:50:04 UTC 2017

Asinine [link] [203 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » If you're so drunk that firefighters have to pull you off a utility pole, you're an idiot. If you're drunk enough that firefighters have to pull you OUT of a utility pole, you're a legend (pics) [Hero]

Monday 16 January 16:20:05 UTC 2017

Hero [link] [27 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » You Shouldn't Miss Amazon's Top Monday Deals

Monday 16 January 16:00:00 UTC 2017

From the Smart Shopping Team… [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Meet the eight men who have as much money as half of the world. Combined [Sick]

Monday 16 January 15:50:04 UTC 2017

Sick [link] [183 comments] [Link]

Weird Universe » Shoes for Walking on Water

Monday 16 January 15:23:47 UTC 2017

Inventor K.O.F. Jacobsen of Seattle, Washington debuted his water-walking shoes in 1934 at a Cincinnati inventors' congress. He later displayed them at several other meet-ups of inventors. But although I've found several photos of models wearing the shoes, I haven't been able to find any photos of someone actually walking on water with them.

The Decatur Daily Review – Mar 30, … [Link]

Weird Universe » Hinkle Tablets

Monday 16 January 15:23:46 UTC 2017

In 1915, this nostrum contained a nice little dose of strychnine. One assumes that by the time of the 1956 advert, they had eliminated that ingredient.


Original letter here.

Original ad here (page 13).

[Link]

Fark.com RSS » Five Generations Show Up for WWII Veteran's 100th Birthday. " All Russell Halchak of Nanticoke wanted for his birthday were some scratch-off tickets. When you're 100 years old, you've got all the gifts you really want" [Sappy]

Monday 16 January 15:20:05 UTC 2017

Sappy [link] [18 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Don't you want to have sex so badly that you would do it with your kids in the backseat? [Creepy]

Monday 16 January 15:10:47 UTC 2017

Creepy [link] [90 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Power Up With This Super Mario-Themed Radish Shaper

Monday 16 January 15:00:00 UTC 2017

This is an impractical kitchen tool we can get behind. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » The second most wanted fugitive by the FBI can be moved up one spot on the list [Spiffy]

Monday 16 January 14:50:04 UTC 2017

Spiffy [link] [32 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » During his final days in office, Obama considers Manning up [Awkward]

Monday 16 January 14:11:17 UTC 2017

Awkward [link] [166 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop theme: If life played by Disney rules [Photoshop]

Monday 16 January 14:00:01 UTC 2017

Photoshop [link] [23 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Apparently sitting on a wall leads to pot smoking [Stupid]

Monday 16 January 13:50:04 UTC 2017

Stupid [link] [34 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Did John Titor, an alleged time traveller, actually predict the rise of Donald Trump? [Creepy]

Monday 16 January 13:20:08 UTC 2017

Creepy [link] [117 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Another Missouri school district considers 4-day week due to budget cuts. Parents do not like this new math [Asinine]

Monday 16 January 12:57:24 UTC 2017

Asinine [link] [163 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Hundreds of students seeking "sugar daddies." Nihil sub sole novum [Obvious]

Monday 16 January 12:34:04 UTC 2017

Obvious [link] [71 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » "King" Day

Monday 16 January 11:45:00 UTC 2017

[Link]

Fark.com RSS » Trksh frght pln crshs n Kyrgyzstan nghbrhd [Scary]

Monday 16 January 11:34:04 UTC 2017

Scary [link] [33 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » See Chewbacca Turn Badass In a Deleted ‘The Force Awakens’ Scene

Monday 16 January 11:00:00 UTC 2017

Han Solo warned you! [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Foreigners likely tried to influence Canada's election. This news makes me hot blooded [Interesting]

Monday 16 January 10:55:44 UTC 2017

Interesting [link] [65 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » The history of one of LA's oldest still-operating restaurants, Philippe's, and the city's signature sandwich, the French Dip. Subby is hungry for roast beef and au jus now [Spiffy]

Monday 16 January 10:21:43 UTC 2017

Spiffy [link] [47 comments] [Link]

GraphJam » So STFU, First World Problem Whiners

Monday 16 January 10:14:06 UTC 2017

best of week First World Problem infographic stfu whiners Graph by: Dreyfus (via d.yimg.com) Tagged: best of week , First World Problem , infographic , stfu , whiners Share on Facebook [Link]

Mental Floss » Morning Cup of Links: Special Effects Tricks of Early Cinema

Monday 16 January 10:00:00 UTC 2017

Great links for everyone! [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Naked woman leads police on multi-county high speed chase. Surprisingly, not in Florida [Strange]

Monday 16 January 9:12:00 UTC 2017

Strange [link] [22 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 10 Words for Fanciful, Obscure, Batty, Nonexistent Creatures

Monday 16 January 9:00:00 UTC 2017

Since the days of yore, tales of imaginary creatures have been spread by storytellers, myth-makers, and drunk guys lost in the woods. But not all are as literary as the Bandersnatch or as hairy as the Yeti—some non-existent creatures, like the ones mentioned below, are nearly nonexistent in language as well. [Link]

Futility Closet » Podcast Episode 137: The Mystery of Fiona Macleod

Monday 16 January 7:00:32 UTC 2017

Image: Wikimedia Commons When the Scottish writer William Sharp died in 1905, his wife revealed a surprising secret: For 10 years he had kept up a second career as a reclusive novelist named Fiona Macleod, carrying on correspondences and writing works in two distinctly different styles. In this week’s episode of the Futility Closet podcast we’ll explore Sharp’s curious relationship with … [Link]

Mental Floss » This Week, Dog Lovers Can Take a London Bus Tour With Their Furry Friends

Monday 16 January 7:00:00 UTC 2017

The 90-minute tour takes riders to the city's best dog parks and canine-themed cultural attractions. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Eskimos have 17 different words for snow, Eritreans none. Which makes it surprising that an refugee agency would resettle Eritreans in Missoula, Montana, of all places [Asinine]

Monday 16 January 6:18:00 UTC 2017

Asinine [link] [81 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 10 Misconceptions about Holidays

Monday 16 January 5:00:00 UTC 2017

Don't miss an episode—subscribe today! Images and footage provided by Shutterstock. Here's a transcript courtesy of Nerdfighteria Wiki. Hi I'm Elliott and this is Mental_Floss Video. Today I'm gonna talk about some misconceptions about various holidays and then I'm gonna go have a piña colada. I don't know why I'm wearing this. 1. ST. PATRICK'S DAY IS AN IRISH HOLIDAY … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Kids badly burned roasting marshmallows forced to rethink approach before roasting s'more [Scary]

Monday 16 January 3:35:47 UTC 2017

Scary [link] [84 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Teen uses machete to circumcise himself and "injures himself in the process." Well, that probably goes without saying [Obvious]

Monday 16 January 3:30:50 UTC 2017

Obvious [link] [171 comments] [Link]

Weird Universe » News of the Weird (January 15, 2017)

Monday 16 January 1:44:21 UTC 2017

News of the Weird
Weirdnuz.M510, January 15, 2017
Copyright 2017 by Chuck Shepherd. All rights reserved.

Lead Story

Leading Economic Indicator: The salary the Golden State Warriors pay to basketball whiz Stephen Curry may be a bargain at $12 million a year, but the economics is weirder about the prices Curry's fans pay on the street for one of his … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Grab your thinking caps, it's the Fark Weekly Weird News Quiz [Spiffy]

Monday 16 January 1:13:46 UTC 2017

Spiffy [link] [19 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Scientific report on marijuana benefits research creates big buzz, major munchies [Obvious]

Monday 16 January 1:09:55 UTC 2017

Obvious [link] [180 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this moment of reflection [Photoshop]

Monday 16 January 1:00:01 UTC 2017

Photoshop [link] [22 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » On This Day in 1975, Space Mountain Opened

Monday 16 January 1:00:00 UTC 2017

The opening featured astronauts, balloons, and thousands of doves. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Vermont Supreme Court rules in favor of protection from unreasonable expectations of building image [Interesting]

Monday 16 January 0:33:14 UTC 2017

Interesting [link] [29 comments] [Link]

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