Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”
Fark.com RSS » Girl Scouts to sell 100-year-old cookies [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » It's U-Haul not U-Live [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » An Irrational customer, a big SUV, and a T-Mobile store. Ready, Set, GO [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » Final solution to protesters blocking freeways [Murica]
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Fark.com RSS » "Scientists discover that white rhino dung has a lot in common with a Facebook post". Well duh [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » Kids explain what colors are like to a blind man. "Pink is like unicorns exploding in my mouth" [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop these breadwinners [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » Attention South Florida: You're gonna need a bigger boat [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » You remember that foolproof scheme you had to never pay another toll again? Well, make sure "don't deploy while cop is the next lane" is on the checklist [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » Protip: Guns and airports don't mix. No, really. We're serious. I mean, we love guns as much as the next red-blooded 'Murican, but if you guys keep it up at this rate, we're going to end up with all of them. Signed, the TSA [Facepalm]
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Fark.com RSS » Bernie Madoff cornered the market for hot cocoa mix at his prison, buying all the packets and reselling at higher prices to other prisoners. I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me [Amusing]
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Mental Floss » Hubble Captures Incredible View of Galaxy-Sized Maser
Imagine a galactic-scale laser shooting a beam of microwaves across space. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Obvious: New study shows food stamps not used to buy filet mignon, foie gras, and lobster. Sad: What food stamps are actually used for [Sad]
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Weird Universe » Penny Payment
In the news recently, yet another case of paying with pennies. This time it was Nick Stafford of Cedar Bluff, Virginia who wheelbarrowed 300,000 pennies into the lobby of the DMV.
In cases such as this, the penny payer is usually trying to get revenge for having to pay a fine, but Stafford hadn't been fined. Instead, he was paying … [Link]
Overheard In The Office » Just a Matter of Time for the UN
Young male employee to friend: I mean there's no strippers in cages or anything, but it looks like it could turn into that kind of place, you know? Avenue of the Americas
New York City, New York [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Dog escapes from a yard and finishes 7th in a half marathon. Meanwhile, subby set a PR in dashing to the fridge during commercials this week [Spiffy]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this unexpected tree [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » Yep, this sexist "Date Etiquette" homework was assigned in 2017, not the 1950s. But hey what is wrong with a little history lesson as well? [Facepalm]
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Fark.com RSS » Good: a cat is rescued from the side of a highway in freezing temperatures. Better: he has a microchip that identifies him as being missing for 15 months. Best: Freddie has now returned home, just in time for Caturday [Caturday]
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Weird Universe » Milton Metz, RIP
I never heard his radio show, but Milton Metz seems as if he were an amiably weird guy.
Obit here. [Link]
Mental Floss » 11 'Golden Girls' References Explained for Younger Viewers
For those of you who were too young to watch the show when it first aired, many of the topical references might be ancient history. [Link]
Mental Floss » This Artist Creates Amazingly Intricate Embroideries of Insects
Artist Humayrah Bint Altaf recreates the natural world in fabric. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » German zoo welcomes new ugly-ass male polar bear cub [Spiffy]
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Fark.com RSS » Canada will soon be legalizing recreational marijuana…is a sentence the folks that opened a retail weed outlet in a Banff mall should have read more closely [Fail]
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Mental Floss » This Phishing Scam Is Targeting Gmail Accounts by Posing as Your Contacts
Gmail users are reporting a phishing scam that comes masquerading as one of your contacts. [Link]
Mental Floss » Watch How Zero Became a Number
Zero is an oddball number. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » El Salvador reports no murders for 24 hours, suck it Detroit [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Man who looks like a human thumb with hair accused of posing as a male model [Weird]
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Fark.com RSS » A new era is upon us after a Nevada woman dies of a bacterial infection that is resistant to every single antibiotic approved for use in the United States [Scary]
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Mental Floss » Grave Sightings: Levi Strauss, The Man Who Changed Fashion
Pay your last respects to the man who forever altered the way we dress. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » New England ticks can exsanguinate a moose. Maybe you should take a trip somewhere safe like Australia instead [Scary]
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Mental Floss » Zoos Are Tracking Elephant Fitness, and It's Improving the Animals' Health
The Elephant Welfare Initiative makes sure captive elephants get enough exercise. [Link]
Futility Closet » Triangular Time
Aachen University physicist Jörg Pretz has devised a binary clock in the shape of a triangular array of 15 lamps. Here’s how to read it: When lit, the top lamp denotes 6 hours. Each lamp on on the second row denotes 2 hours. Each lamp on on the third row denotes 30 minutes. Each lamp on on the fourth row … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Ryan Reynolds is actually a 29-year-old mayor of a 964-person upstate NY town. He compares politics to 'Game of Thrones' and makes a salary of $3,600 [Amusing]
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Mental Floss » 10 Facts About Benedict Arnold
That Arnold defected to the British army in 1780 is common knowledge. But before he switched allegiances, Arnold engineered some crucial victories for the colonist rebels and, by all accounts, led a pretty interesting life. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Twenty-three years on the job, and you get clipped by a tractor trailer and you and your snowplow get shoved down a 300' cliff to your certain doom. That you lived should be a testament to others that seat belts save lives [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Greenwich Connecticut Republican calls town worker "nothing but a bloodsucking lazy union employee" then pinches her in the groin. Thanks, Trump [Dumbass]
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Mental Floss » 5 Strange News Stories From This Week
Odd news stories from all around. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Indian engineer spends 5 years collecting 110 pounds of metal nails from city roads deliberately put there by nearby tire puncture shops to boost their profits [Hero]
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Fark.com RSS » Research shows most Americans are one medical emergency away from financial ruin. Sleep tight [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Go to Jakarta for a good time when the night gets late, randy Indonesians get busy, especially the Muslim ones because it's so naughty [Awkward]
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Fark.com RSS » Man cleaning his desk discovers his million dollar unclaimed lottery ticket and just in time, 8 days before the expiration date. Still not enough to get subby to clean his desk [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » Orangutan slaps tourist in the face for trying to take a selfie with him. Says tourist didn't even bother to ask plus he called me Trump and my hair is much better. It was quite an insult [Silly]
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Fark.com RSS » If you own a pool, for Fark's sake, make sure you have a secure fence and locked gate…or else elephants might take over [Amusing]
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Mental Floss » 7 CES Tech Innovations and What They Mean For You, the Humble Consumer
Drones, VR, mermaids, and more. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » If you go the "tiny house" route, don't forget to add theft insurance to your fire, flood and earthquake policies [Unlikely]
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Futility Closet » “The Song of the Yellow Cork”
A golden cork is, mirror-wise,
shown by a polished shelf;
yet, even if endowed with eyes,
it could not see itself. This is because it stands aligned
with its reflected view;
but if it sideways is inclined,
such is no longer true. O man, suppose you did reflect
straight up, let’s say, in space:
Would this not have the same … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Let a chef show you how to make Oreo Creme Eggs at home. Finally there's a use for that kitchen that came with your place [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » Fisherman goes ice fishing, then surfing [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Man arrested outside Catholic mission for "fondling himself while looking at the nuns" [Creepy]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop some fouls and violations for this buff ref to call [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » Flight 666 to HEL on Friday the 13th? At the very least your luggage will probably get lost [Creepy]
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Fark.com RSS » Philly Uber driver arrested for beating passenger bloody. Uber driver claims that he was provoked by the passenger's demands to be driven to New Jersey [Obvious]
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