John Gordon Ross

A Man for All Reasons

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Whittle It a Little, It’ll Fit

Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”

Fark.com RSS » Could you climb every 4,000 foot mountain in New Hampshire? In a month? Could you do it all over again the next month? 12 months in a row? Or would you rather sit inside and read this article? [Cool]

Sunday 8 January 23:47:02 UTC 2017

Cool [link] [108 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Don't tweet me, 'bro' [Followup]

Sunday 8 January 22:21:57 UTC 2017

Followup [link] [115 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » How to Make the Big Kahuna Burger From 'Pulp Fiction' at Home

Sunday 8 January 22:00:00 UTC 2017

This is one tasty burger. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Man fined for driving with unsecured load of snow; city working out rain fines for spring [Asinine]

Sunday 8 January 21:30:56 UTC 2017

Asinine [link] [177 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Five things never to say to your child about food. "You have to finish off that third double espresso before you start on that case of Pixy Stix" conspicuously absent [Amusing]

Sunday 8 January 21:22:51 UTC 2017

Amusing [link] [130 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Since Drew has been told he resembles Czar Alexander III, photoshop him some other possible relatives so he won't be lonely. (link goes to the Czar) [Photoshop]

Sunday 8 January 21:00:01 UTC 2017

Photoshop [link] [27 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Great. Global warming has created hipster fish [Obvious]

Sunday 8 January 20:00:31 UTC 2017

Obvious [link] [59 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Ghost rivers haunt city. Would have gotten away with it if not for those meddling developers [Interesting]

Sunday 8 January 19:06:25 UTC 2017

Interesting [link] [37 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Can Mental Disorders Predict Physical Illnesses?

Sunday 8 January 18:30:00 UTC 2017

"The most substantial associations with physical diseases preceding mental disorders included those between heart diseases and anxiety disorders, epilepsy and eating disorders, and heart diseases and any mental disorder." [Link]

Mental Floss » Visit a Squirrel Hospital (Video)

Sunday 8 January 18:00:00 UTC 2017

Come for the cute squirrels, stay for the good work. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » The largest armed U.S. military brigade to be deployed to Europe since the end of the Cold War has just arrived in Germany. Hmm…this means something [Interesting]

Sunday 8 January 17:37:27 UTC 2017

Interesting [link] [182 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Council cancels Meals On Wheels because it's too expensive, starts feeding prison food to the elderly instead [Scary]

Sunday 8 January 17:13:14 UTC 2017

Scary [link] [93 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Uh, yeah [Obvious]

Sunday 8 January 17:07:27 UTC 2017

Obvious [link] [164 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » This Week's Best Amazon Deals You Can Still Get

Sunday 8 January 17:00:00 UTC 2017

From the Smart Shopping Team… [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Self-driving wire spool debuts in Pennsylvania [Strange]

Sunday 8 January 14:35:46 UTC 2017

Strange [link] [83 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Meanwhile, in Michigan… [Dumbass]

Sunday 8 January 14:25:46 UTC 2017

Dumbass [link] [40 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Woman drives into river to avoid police, continues drinking beer as car floats. Good thing it was a light beer [Dumbass]

Sunday 8 January 14:15:46 UTC 2017

Dumbass [link] [37 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » It's cool when somebody spray paints graffiti on the rocks along a popular hiking trail as long as the messages is positive. "I actually did a snapchat of it because I thought that's really cool to see something that I think the world rea

Sunday 8 January 14:05:46 UTC 2017

Obvious [link] [133 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this crossing chicken [Photoshop]

Sunday 8 January 14:00:01 UTC 2017

Photoshop [link] [24 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 20 Memorable Elvis Presley Quotes

Sunday 8 January 14:00:00 UTC 2017

“Values are like fingerprints. Nobody's are the same, but you leave 'em all over everything you do.” [Link]

Fark.com RSS » CSB Sunday Morning: Hangouts [CSB]

Sunday 8 January 14:00:00 UTC 2017

CSB [link] [46 comments] [Link]

Weird Universe » The Voice of Snow White

Sunday 8 January 13:59:10 UTC 2017

Snow White and Adriana Caselotti (source: The Disney Wiki)
I came across a story in a 1938 newspaper about how Adriana Caselotti got the job of being the voice of Snow White in Disney's 1937 movie:

Three years ago when Adriana Caselotti, above, was 18, she was a naughty little girl who listened in on the phone calls of her father, … [Link]

Weird Universe » Envy

Sunday 8 January 13:59:09 UTC 2017

Wikipedia page says:

Envy received generally negative reviews from critics. On Rotten Tomatoes the film has an approval rating of 8% based on 117 reviews with an average rating of 3.1/10. The site's critical consensus reads, "Jack Black and Ben Stiller fail to wring laughs from a script that's essentially one extended poop joke."[3] On Metacritic, the film has a … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Aiden, Adderall most popular baby names. Bonus: best "man on the street" type interviews providing excuses for dumb baby names [Asinine]

Sunday 8 January 13:51:59 UTC 2017

Asinine [link] [137 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Fort Lauderdale shooter to FBI: I'm being mind controlled by the CIA to force me to watch ISIS videos and I'm thinking of committing terrorist acts. FBI: Nope, no problem here. Oh btw, here's your gun back [Followup]

Sunday 8 January 13:50:46 UTC 2017

Followup [link] [170 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » The Sandusky case has cost PSU $237,000,000, so far [Fail]

Sunday 8 January 13:40:26 UTC 2017

Fail [link] [75 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » This Hat-Shaped Colander Lets Chefs Channel Their Inner Charlie Chaplin

Sunday 8 January 12:15:34 UTC 2017

Wear your love of cooking on your sleeve, and on your head. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Man shot in laundromat fight. Let's see how agitators in the media try to spin this one in the next news cycle [Interesting]

Sunday 8 January 12:04:21 UTC 2017

Interesting [link] [54 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Man who stole a remote control for a TV sentenced to 22 years in prison because Illinois [Awkward]

Sunday 8 January 11:35:21 UTC 2017

Awkward [link] [121 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Mark Hamill reads a Trump tweet in the Joker's voice [Murica]

Sunday 8 January 11:03:21 UTC 2017

Murica [link] [42 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Trump turns down Obama's swing offer [Awkward]

Sunday 8 January 10:49:20 UTC 2017

Awkward [link] [66 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Busty Australian twins want to marry the same guy, who they currently share as a boyfriend [Giggity]

Sunday 8 January 10:39:19 UTC 2017

Giggity [link] [153 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » On This Day in 1968, Jacques Cousteau's TV Adventure Began

Sunday 8 January 10:30:00 UTC 2017

Come for the science, stay for the adorable red hat. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Omaha man dies in most Nebraska way possible [Sad]

Sunday 8 January 9:39:19 UTC 2017

Sad [link] [82 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Man arrested for having less than 13 lbs of kitty litter [Facepalm]

Sunday 8 January 8:58:20 UTC 2017

Facepalm [link] [128 comments] [Link]

Futility Closet » New Light

Sunday 8 January 6:54:05 UTC 2017

Our legal system assumes that a defendant is innocent until proven guilty beyond a reasonable doubt. But what constitutes a reasonable doubt? Law professors Ariel Porat and Alon Harel suggest that an “aggregate probabilities principle” might help to determine whether an accused party is innocent or guilty. Suppose we’ve decided that the evidence must indicate a probability of 95 percent … [Link]

Mental Floss » Artist Creates Monochromatic 'Abandoned' Mansions With LEGOs

Sunday 8 January 6:30:00 UTC 2017

The eerie homes look like they're crumbling from disrepair. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Coming up at the top of the hour it's the first Livingston Stapler Company Presents show of 2017. Two hours of eclectic music hosted live by a farker (9PM AKST/10PM PST) [Live]

Sunday 8 January 5:57:17 UTC 2017

Live [link] [147 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » There's no better way to improve morale than by simulating a plane crash [Interesting]

Sunday 8 January 3:31:16 UTC 2017

Interesting [link] [66 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Waving a giant inflatable penis at your neighbors may not be seen as polite, but it's a pretty good way to get on Fark [Amusing]

Sunday 8 January 2:46:20 UTC 2017

Amusing [link] [44 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Can You Solve the Counterfeit Coin Puzzle?

Sunday 8 January 2:30:00 UTC 2017

This classic math problem can be maddening. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop these wet ones [Photoshop]

Sunday 8 January 1:00:01 UTC 2017

Photoshop [link] [21 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Western civilization, please rethink your importance, it seems a 3,500-year-old Greek tomb will disagree with you [Interesting]

Sunday 8 January 0:25:03 UTC 2017

Interesting [link] [159 comments] [Link]

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