Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”
Fark.com RSS » California considers ban on lawyers farking their clients in the literal sense, figurative sense still OK [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » "My baby looks like Danny DeVito" [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » "What's more, if you hold a bowl Buddha-like while eating, you are psychologically more prone to mindfulness about your meal" [Facepalm]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop Theme: Romance novels for Millennials [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » If you think this was bad, wait till the Dutch find out it was really rabbit season [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » I guess it's illegal to shop at the same mall twice in Europe? [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » Sovereign citizens have some strange beliefs. Including the notion that Jesus created the X-Men [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » Oh my, Cupid, that's quite the package you're packing in this refreshed theatre mural (safe for workish) [Giggity]
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Fark.com RSS » The United States Postal Service would like to take this time to remind you it is still illegal to mail marijuana, but thanks you for the weed [Obvious]
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Mental Floss » Watch Chris Hadfield Explain the Sokol Space Suit
Including "the seal that keeps you alive." [Link]
Fark.com RSS » In Canada, some people are losing patience with the pace of marijuana legalization. "We know how to sell pot. We know how to grow it. We know how to buy it, we know how to smoke it" [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » In Tennessee, somebody is $421 million richer [Spiffy]
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Fark.com RSS » Man busted with $330,000 worth of weed wrapped like Christmas presents. Man that would have been a heck of a Christmas party [Asinine]
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Weird Universe » Survival Experiment
November 1961: As an experiment in survival, Portland radio announcer Bill Davis spent a week confined in a windowless fallout shelter with his family… and his mother-in-law.
They survived, although Davis's wife admitted, "There were problems."
One of the problems was that four days into the test an earthquake struck Portland, and the Davis family, cut off from communication, thought … [Link]
Weird Universe » The Hot Air Cure
Original ad here. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Photoshop what these two are looking at [Photoshop]
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Mental Floss » Amazon's Best Black Friday Week Deals You Can Still Get
From the Smart Shopping Team… [Link]
Fark.com RSS » CSB Sunday Morning: When you were on TV [CSB]
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Fark.com RSS » Failed Castro assassinations: A retrospective [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » The snakes are gathering at state office buildings in Austin, Texas. Literally [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Increasing number of people living in cars at Aspen park-and-ride lot, deputies say [Sad]
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FMyLife » buttsmcgee says FML
Today, we finally got paperwork saying we were approved for a loan to buy a house! The only problem? It's not eligible for the county we live in. FML [Link]
Mental Floss » When We Go to Mars, How Will We Protect Martian Life From Us?
Life on Mars has yet to be found, but we're already making plans to protect it from us—and us from it. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Old and Busted: The Elf on the Shelf. New Hotness 'Hipster' Nativity scene [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » Taxpayers will be paying $3M/year rent for Trump's wife and son to stay in Trump Tower [Obvious]
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Mental Floss » Glow-in-the-Dark Mushrooms Are a Blacklight Poster Come to Life
Hello, 1996. [Link]
FMyLife » Firequeen says FML
Today I visited my boyfriend's house for Thanksgiving. The fast food from the drive made me really need to poop, so I did my business and flipped on the air vent. Turns out the vent sparked a hot spot in the attic and caused a fire. I literally set my boyfriend's house on fire with my shit. FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Dear Deidre, my beloved, sexy sister just told me she's pregnant. I was there for her when her boyfriend dumped her and it seemed completely natural to give her a cuddle to comfort her. But one night everything got out of hand. What do I do? [Fac
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Fark.com RSS » OSHA states death of man killed in wood chipper could have been prevented by better training, not participating in kidnapping schemes [Obvious]
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Mental Floss » What's in Dry-Erase Markers?
What sorcery is this?! [Link]
FMyLife » SorrySnowWhite says FML
Today, I yelled at a new employee for violating the company's makeup policy which is minimum coverage. She had red lipstick, very dark drawn eyebrows, and foundation that made her look like a ghost. She took out a makeup wipe and used it then showed me it, only to reveal she doesn't wear any. FML [Link]
Mental Floss » Researchers Find 400-Year-Old Dentures in Italy
They were made with real human teeth. [Link]
FMyLife » 4lphab3t4 says FML
Today, my neighbour almost ran over my little sister, and blamed it on his disability. What disability? He has no sense of smell. FML [Link]
Futility Closet » The Cornish Cliff Mystery
Police have chased two thieves to the Cornish coast. There they find that two sets of footprints depart the hard road and cross soft soil to the edge of a cliff, where they end. The cliff juts out 200 feet above sea-washed boulders. No one could survive a fall from this height, there is no way to descend the cliff, … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Coming to you from chilly Juneau, Alaska, it's another round of Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of music hosted live by a farker, starting at 9PM AKST/10PM PST [Live]
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Fark.com RSS » Man wants to perform home circumcision on his 20-year-old son. Son decides to first test blade on dad's neck [Florida]
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Mental Floss » Add Charm to Your Home Improvement Jobs With Animal-Shaped Multi-Tools
Collect all four and your tool box will start looking like a zoo. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » 'Do NOT drive drunk. I will find you. I will arrest you. I will make you listen to One Direction cover bands on the way to jail.' [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » Rifle discharges at Montana gun show, injuring 2 [Fail]
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FMyLife » _kristaaxo says FML
Today, my boyfriend turned out to be a moron. Although he loves anal porn, he says gay sex is revolting. His reasoning? Because guys poop out of their buttholes. Apparently women don't. FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Woman breaks fingers, delivers a baby, and puts Thanksgiving dinner on the table [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » Seattle to stop using convicts to clear homeless camps. In related news Seattle has been using convicts to clear homeless camps [Strange]
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FMyLife » Crazy In-Laws says FML
Today, my wife and I both got released from the hospital. She was admitted for the birth of our daughter. I was admitted with a broken arm from when my mother-in-law shoved me out of the way because she wanted to be the first one to hold the baby after my wife. FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Want to stop the homeless from sleeping on your stoop? Install this handy anti-homeless slope to ensure they cannot rest comfortably [PSA]
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Fark.com RSS » Apparently asking for sliced cheese in a CVS will get the cops called on you [Stupid]
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FMyLife » Nicoleanne says FML
Today, I hosted an open house. I forgot about it and arrived as they were leaving. There were dirty dishes and laundry everywhere, and my dildo was on my dresser. FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this pixelated couple [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » Police chief takes his own officer to task for his crappy parking skills. Of course people have a problem with this and say he should have been fighting crime instead [Amusing]
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