John Gordon Ross

A Man for All Reasons

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Whittle It a Little, It’ll Fit

Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”

Mental Floss » 12 Facts About Shirley Chisholm, The First African-American to Run For President

Friday 14 October 23:30:00 UTC 2016

Before Hillary Clinton's historic rise, Shirley Chisholm lead a revolutionary campaign as the the first African-American to run for president for a major party. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » You know the election season is bad when it causes a radio talk show host to walk out and quit while on the air – hero tag for doing something we all wish we could do [Hero]

Friday 14 October 22:50:05 UTC 2016

Hero [link] [122 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 18 Awesome Video Stores That Are Still Open for Business

Friday 14 October 22:30:00 UTC 2016

Take that, Netflix! [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Montana brewery combines beer with yoga classes. Now if they could just get rid of the yoga, they'd really have something [Amusing]

Friday 14 October 22:20:06 UTC 2016

Amusing [link] [48 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » As if driving wasn't already dangerous enought now you need to keep your eye out for sex-crazed deer [Scary]

Friday 14 October 21:50:04 UTC 2016

Scary [link] [52 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » The Story Behind Cher's Long-Dormant Vampire Love Ballad

Friday 14 October 21:30:00 UTC 2016

There’s a reason Cher had bats on the brain: At the time she wrote the song, she was being considered for a lead role in 'Interview With the Vampire.' [Link]

Fark.com RSS » New Mexico man finds out why there are so few 1969 Dodge Chargers left. At least, he will when he wakes up [Fail]

Friday 14 October 21:20:06 UTC 2016

Fail [link] [67 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Another Big Storm Is Heading for the Pacific Northwest

Friday 14 October 21:00:00 UTC 2016

It could tear into the coast as hard as a hurricane. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Shark tells shark-proof cage to EABOD [Scary]

Friday 14 October 20:50:05 UTC 2016

Scary [link] [64 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Fark Store Daily Deal: Atmos 2 Vaporizer. Reengineered anodized chamber and improved ceramic heating. Still no "stun" setting. (Sponsored Link) [Plug]

Friday 14 October 20:34:05 UTC 2016

Plug [link] [16 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 7 Myths About Vikings, Debunked

Friday 14 October 20:30:00 UTC 2016

Believe it or not, not all Vikings were blond warriors with terrifying nicknames. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Navy's fast attack ship USS Detroit to visit actual Detroit. Sailors warned that Detroit is more dangerous than Mogadishu, but they're still not allowed to shell it [Amusing]

Friday 14 October 20:20:06 UTC 2016

Amusing [link] [61 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Keep your shirt on, Grandma, this is Applebee's [Boobies]

Friday 14 October 20:07:09 UTC 2016

Boobies [link] [76 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this poker dude [Photoshop]

Friday 14 October 20:00:01 UTC 2016

Photoshop [link] [29 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Great Barrier Reef to the press: "I'm not dead yet" [Followup]

Friday 14 October 19:50:05 UTC 2016

Followup [link] [66 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » The Enduring Mystery of the Oreo Cookie Design

Friday 14 October 19:46:16 UTC 2016

Have we been eating a delicious subliminal message all along? [Link]

Futility Closet » A Disjoint Map

Friday 14 October 19:24:36 UTC 2016

When Danish naval officer Gustav Holm was exploring the eastern coast of Greenland in 1885, an Inuit named Kunit gave him this three-dimensional wooden map. The two parts form one whole: The bottom carving represents the coast from Sermiligak to Kangerdlugsuatsiak, and the top is an island offshore. The Inuit would carry these maps in their kayaks to navigate the … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » The weekend is almost here, but that doesn't mean you get out of the Fark Weird News Quiz. I hope you know that this will go down on your permanent record [Survey]

Friday 14 October 19:24:03 UTC 2016

Survey [link] [19 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Couple disappeared a month ago, but new posts are appearing on their Facebook account. Nope, nothing creepy here [Creepy]

Friday 14 October 18:50:05 UTC 2016

Creepy [link] [93 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » The Weird Week in Review

Friday 14 October 18:41:35 UTC 2016

Strange and different news stories from the past week. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Russia's GDP will be just fine as they switch from an oil producing country to a grain-producing country. It's like how it always works out when actors decide to take up singing [Unlikely]

Friday 14 October 18:20:06 UTC 2016

Unlikely [link] [92 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 6 Ways to Find Out How Much Your Coworkers Make

Friday 14 October 18:00:00 UTC 2016

Use one of these strategies to gauge how much your cubemates are getting paid—and whether it’s time to ask for a raise. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Certain Halloween costumes triggering you? University of Florida will offer counseling [Strange]

Friday 14 October 17:50:05 UTC 2016

Strange [link] [102 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » What's behind the final demise of Nancy Grace, you ask? Well, it's mostly that Headline News is trying to remake itself as a news network with the "gravitas of CNN." Um, that word. I do not think it means what you think it means [Foll

Friday 14 October 17:29:19 UTC 2016

Followup [link] [124 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Good news for the next Fark Party: bans on Cuban rum and cigars have officially been lifted. Thanks Obama [Hero]

Friday 14 October 17:20:06 UTC 2016

Hero [link] [81 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » So why are people searching for World War III on the Internet? [Interesting]

Friday 14 October 16:50:05 UTC 2016

Interesting [link] [99 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 5 Questions: Beatles

Friday 14 October 16:35:36 UTC 2016

[Link]

Mental Floss » Pick the Only Vowel That Completes These Words

Friday 14 October 16:35:33 UTC 2016

You can do this. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » "Sorry nude dancers, you can't start shimmying at the clubs" in Pennsylvania [Giggity]

Friday 14 October 16:32:37 UTC 2016

Giggity [link] [80 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 10 True Tales of Pitbull Heroism

Friday 14 October 16:30:00 UTC 2016

After a dog attack that killed a woman earlier this year in Montreal, the Canadian city approved breed-specific legislation targeting pit bull-type dogs. Under the new law, no one would be able to get one of these dogs, and people who already have them would have to face severe restrictions, like paying a high fee for a permit, muzzling the … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » PA youth pastor tells his wife he doesn't love her anymore and he wants to be with a 15-year-old girl from his youth group, who he's impregnated. 85 felony and 84 misdemeanor counts later, he learns why that was a REALLY bad idea [Dumbass]

Friday 14 October 16:20:06 UTC 2016

Dumbass [link] [323 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » 2016 [Sad]

Friday 14 October 15:50:05 UTC 2016

Sad [link] [106 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » You Can't Miss Friday's Best Amazon Deals

Friday 14 October 15:45:22 UTC 2016

As a recurring feature, our team combs the Web and shares some amazing Amazon deals we’ve turned up. Here’s what caught our eye today, October 14. [Link]

Mental Floss » You've Got Mail: A History of AOL's Free Trial CDs

Friday 14 October 15:30:00 UTC 2016

AOL's free trial CDs may have been a nuisance throughout the '90s, but they paved the way for an internet boom. [Link]

FMyLife » KillerChipmunk says FML

Friday 14 October 15:07:34 UTC 2016

Today, I called maintenance for the fifth time about our sink, which leaks as much water from under the handle as comes out the spout. Apparently, they'd rather come up and tighten it every week than replace the washer. FML [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Nothing brightens a hospital patient's day quite like bringing them flowers. Until they find out they are recycled flowers left behind at a funeral [Strange]

Friday 14 October 14:50:42 UTC 2016

Strange [link] [38 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » How can you and your spouse score some sweet time off work and free holidays? Just mail yourself 80,000 death threats [Asinine]

Friday 14 October 14:20:05 UTC 2016

Asinine [link] [36 comments] [Link]

Weird Universe » Don’t Waste Paper

Friday 14 October 14:00:00 UTC 2016

In 1918, the U.S. War Industries Board ran ads in magazines and newspapers urging everyone to save paper. The reason: "Paper contains valuable chemicals necessary for war purposes. Economy in the use of paper will release a large quantity of these materials for making poisonous gas."

All patriots were urged to do their part to help "Gas the Fiendish Huns." … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Florida woman gives Florida man a run for his money by attempting to vacuum gasoline out of the trunk of her car. "What are you thinking? I think even a child would know not to do that" [Florida]

Friday 14 October 13:50:05 UTC 2016

Florida [link] [64 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Janet Jackson confirms that she's pregnant at age 50. Which means she's copying Michael who also had no problem being middle aged and with child [Sappy]

Friday 14 October 13:05:37 UTC 2016

Sappy [link] [110 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this Taiwanese folk dancer [Photoshop]

Friday 14 October 13:00:01 UTC 2016

Photoshop [link] [14 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Announcing what will surely be the most unsuccessful boycott ever [Unlikely]

Friday 14 October 12:50:05 UTC 2016

Unlikely [link] [255 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » The Devil Made Them Do It: 8 Examples of Satanic Panic in the '80s

Friday 14 October 12:30:00 UTC 2016

In the 1980s, media hysteria saw demonic undertones in everything from Rainbow Brite to Pampers. [Link]

FMyLife » Miss_Whipped says FML

Friday 14 October 11:51:34 UTC 2016

Today, I just received the king-sized bed I'd ordered. My boyfriend moved out two days ago when we broke up. FML [Link]

FMyLife » anonymous says FML

Friday 14 October 11:51:33 UTC 2016

Today, I was babysitting, and the family dog was unable to move, so I had texted the mother about it. We put the small dog on the couch to make it comfortable while the mother was on her way to get the dog and take it to the vet. Turns out, we sat with a dead dog for about ten … [Link]

FMyLife » MulticoloredSlug says FML

Friday 14 October 11:51:32 UTC 2016

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Newspaper invites the public to come watch next week's debate. And play with kittens for stress relief [Spiffy]

Friday 14 October 11:20:06 UTC 2016

Spiffy [link] [30 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Beatles

Friday 14 October 11:15:00 UTC 2016

[Link]

Mental Floss » 7 Easy Ways You Can Help Bees Right Now

Friday 14 October 10:30:00 UTC 2016

The bees are in trouble—but there are easy things you can do to help. [Link]

Weird Universe » Jimmie Lynch: Death Dodger

Friday 14 October 10:24:00 UTC 2016

More info here.

And here.

[Link]

Mental Floss » Morning Cup of Links: On the Trail of Dracula

Friday 14 October 9:30:00 UTC 2016

Traveling Through Transylvania With Dracula as a Guide. Luke Spencer retraced the travels of Jonathan Harker, as best he could.
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A Brief But Disturbing History of Creepy Clowns. Clowns have always been creepy, and even murderous.
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The Final Rogue One Trailer Is Here And It Confirms A Major Fan Theory. And we get a short glimpse of Darth Vader, … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Pastor in Indiana confronts children by threatening them with the gun in his waistband. Just like Jesus did [Facepalm]

Friday 14 October 9:23:19 UTC 2016

Facepalm [link] [87 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 8 Skeptical Early Reactions to Revolutionary Inventions

Friday 14 October 8:30:00 UTC 2016

Change is hard. [Link]

FMyLife » NewRoommateNeededASAP says FML

Friday 14 October 7:44:14 UTC 2016

Today, I skipped class and went to back my apartment early. I found that my roommate had broken into my room and was laying in my bed wearing my underwear, taking pictures of herself. Apparently, she's been doing it all semester. FML [Link]

GraphJam » 

Friday 14 October 7:41:53 UTC 2016

bad special effects enterprise-bumpy-road Pie Chart shes-breaking-up Star Trek - 3945205504 Graph by: Sadie555 Tagged: bad special effects , enterprise-bumpy-road , Pie Chart , shes-breaking-up , Star Trek Share on Facebook [Link]

Mental Floss » Illusion Knitting Turns Angles and Stitches Into Hidden Art

Friday 14 October 6:30:00 UTC 2016

Seen close-up and head-on, an illusion-knitted wall hanging might look like a mundane collection of stripes gently snagged by cat claws. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Drew Curtis congratulates the president of Colombia on his Nobel Peace Prize [Spiffy]

Friday 14 October 6:29:49 UTC 2016

Spiffy [link] [19 comments] [Link]

Futility Closet » You’re Welcome

Friday 14 October 6:09:53 UTC 2016

In Sam Peckinpah’s 1977 World War II film Cross of Iron, a soldier hears a rumbling noise, peers out of his trench, and shouts “Tanks! Tanks!” The French subtitles read, “Merci, merci!” [Link]

Fark.com RSS » What the Royal Navy has described as its first "robot wars" are fully under way off the coasts of Scotland and west Wales [Scary]

Friday 14 October 5:35:00 UTC 2016

Scary [link] [45 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 10 Disturbing Documentaries That Are Stranger Than Fiction

Friday 14 October 4:22:44 UTC 2016

Freddy Krueger’s got nothing on some of these real-life characters. [Link]

Mental Floss » What’s the Difference Between a Psychopath and a Sociopath?

Friday 14 October 4:22:43 UTC 2016

There’s no real consensus. [Link]

Mental Floss » 10 Deleted Scenes That Explain Major Movie Plot Holes

Friday 14 October 4:22:42 UTC 2016

Every so often, a scene that is essential to a full understanding of a movie's plot ends up on the cutting room floor. [Link]

Mental Floss » 10 Members of Bob Ross's Happy Little Menagerie

Friday 14 October 4:22:41 UTC 2016

“If you’re not careful, you can get attached to these little rascals—and I do. They’re very, very special to me.” [Link]

Fark.com RSS » NY Times lawyer to Trump: EABOD [Hero]

Friday 14 October 4:13:00 UTC 2016

Hero [link] [406 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Taste bud buddy device turns broccoli into chocolate. Sure it does pal sure. If you pull my finger you will get gold. Go on pull it [Repeat]

Friday 14 October 3:43:14 UTC 2016

Repeat [link] [36 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Pope Francis to Lutherans: Really, what are 95 theses between friends , eh? [Interesting]

Friday 14 October 2:50:04 UTC 2016

Interesting [link] [156 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Most British headline of the day: "A man tried to buy some chips with seven Rizlas at a takeaway, sparking a massive, drunken brawl" [Weird]

Friday 14 October 1:41:30 UTC 2016

Weird [link] [42 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Bally, the lads have the right-o to prang Ivan's kite right in the how's your father if one those hairy blighters dicky-birds one of ours [Interesting]

Friday 14 October 1:33:12 UTC 2016

Interesting [link] [56 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Google Researchers Develop an AI That Can Navigate the London Underground

Friday 14 October 1:30:00 UTC 2016

Google's DeepMind project has developed an artificial intelligence system that can reason through complicated problems using memory. [Link]

Mental Floss » 50 Punny Bar and Restaurant Names From Across the U.S.

Friday 14 October 1:00:00 UTC 2016

When naming these bars and restaurants, their owners got punny. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » 50 cobras have escaped in China. Sadly not Ford Cobras [Scary]

Friday 14 October 0:32:56 UTC 2016

Scary [link] [54 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Jumping Spiders Can Hear Just Fine, Thank You Very Much

Friday 14 October 0:30:00 UTC 2016

Scientists previously believed the tiny arachnids could only hear noises a few centimeters away. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » The third rule of Fight Club is you can pry my potentially explosive smartphone from my cold, possibly scorched hands [Spiffy]

Friday 14 October 0:12:38 UTC 2016

Spiffy [link] [42 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » The American Psychological Association says the majority of nation now suffers from 'significant election stress.' Oddly enough, one of the therapies they suggest is to simply go out and vote [Interesting]

Friday 14 October 0:12:24 UTC 2016

Interesting [link] [103 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this lizard [Photoshop]

Friday 14 October 0:00:01 UTC 2016

Photoshop [link] [27 comments] [Link]

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