John Gordon Ross

A Man for All Reasons

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Whittle It a Little, It’ll Fit

Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”

Mental Floss » 10 Soulful Facts About 'The Commitments'

Sunday 14 August 22:00:00 UTC 2016

Dublin found its soul 25 years ago with Alan Parker's classic music dramedy. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Canadian crime of the week: Grand Theft Antler [Weird]

Sunday 14 August 21:53:14 UTC 2016

Weird [link] [36 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » You've heard the rumors, now here are the numbers: More adult Americans live with their parents and grandparents than any time in history. Welcome to the world of multigenerational households [Interesting]

Sunday 14 August 20:39:53 UTC 2016

Interesting [link] [265 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Time for another Fark Photoshop Tennis Match, this time with an actual tennis setting [Photoshop]

Sunday 14 August 20:00:01 UTC 2016

Photoshop [link] [39 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Inventor Builds 360-Degree Swing in His Backyard

Sunday 14 August 20:00:00 UTC 2016

Don't try this at home. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Our old friend Jack Chick is back, and it looks like he found out about Manga [Facepalm]

Sunday 14 August 18:50:32 UTC 2016

Facepalm [link] [305 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Best Canadian cities to get shiat-faced? Montreal number one. Toronto sucks [Amusing]

Sunday 14 August 18:41:42 UTC 2016

Amusing [link] [51 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Cop gets a call about a 7-year-old Ohio boy trying to sell his teddy bear for food, so he buys the kid lunch, listens to his story, and saves the child and his siblings from uncaring parents who were then arrested for child neglect. Tag is for the co

Sunday 14 August 16:46:13 UTC 2016

Hero [link] [251 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » "What makes marijuana users different from everyone else." The fact that they're stoned all the time? [Obvious]

Sunday 14 August 16:01:25 UTC 2016

Obvious [link] [352 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Watch How Diving Boards are Made

Sunday 14 August 16:00:00 UTC 2016

It's all about the fiberglass. [Link]

Mental Floss » This Week's Best Amazon Deals You Can Still Get

Sunday 14 August 15:00:00 UTC 2016

As a recurring feature, we share some amazing Amazon deals we’ve turned up. These items were the ones that were the most popular with our readers this week, and they’re still available. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Meet the kung fu nuns of Nepal [Cool]

Sunday 14 August 14:47:09 UTC 2016

Cool [link] [50 comments] [Link]

Weird Universe » Tithe Sausage

Sunday 14 August 14:16:39 UTC 2016

In 1931, villagers in the German town of Demen rebelled and refused to pay the church the 130lbs of sausage due it as tithe. Because the payment of tithe was its legal right, the church sued and forced the villagers to give it the sausage. But, according to the church, what was eventually delivered was a sub-standard product. So in … [Link]

Weird Universe » Follies of the Madmen #291

Sunday 14 August 14:16:38 UTC 2016

Rockabilly, R&B Sharpie the Parrot is an authority on shaving. Or maybe you would pay more attention to Sharpie's barbershop-quartet incarnation.

[Link]

Fark.com RSS » France shows the world how to fight extremist violence, by confiscating penknives from the local winemakers [Facepalm]

Sunday 14 August 14:16:02 UTC 2016

Facepalm [link] [51 comments] [Link]

Overheard In The Office » Should We Ask Him to Bring Us Down a Donut?

Sunday 14 August 14:12:22 UTC 2016

Peon #1: Who’s that old guy walking around?
Peon #2: Hopefully it’s Death and he’s going upstairs for Larry*. Amherst, Ohio [Link]

Mental Floss » 10 Funny Facts About Steve Martin

Sunday 14 August 14:00:00 UTC 2016

Would you believe your favorite wild and crazy guy—who is, by all accounts, neither wild nor crazy—is 71 today? [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Remember back in the good old days when your favorite bar served free hard-boiled eggs at happy hour? [Spiffy]

Sunday 14 August 13:56:02 UTC 2016

Spiffy [link] [83 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » You'll never guess what BuzzFeed did a story on and didn't use a click-bait headline for. An insightful story about the hunt for Poland's buried Nazi gold trains [Interesting]

Sunday 14 August 13:54:03 UTC 2016

Interesting [link] [34 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Fark Coloring Contest: Flower Edition [Photoshop]

Sunday 14 August 13:00:01 UTC 2016

Photoshop [link] [19 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » CSB Sunday Morning: Olympic memories [CSB]

Sunday 14 August 13:00:00 UTC 2016

CSB [link] [114 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Man leaves his car with parking attendant, returns to discover it has been taken for a joyride. If only there were some movie reference to complement this story [Amusing]

Sunday 14 August 12:39:14 UTC 2016

Amusing [link] [61 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » What Is a True Monsoon?

Sunday 14 August 12:00:00 UTC 2016

“It’s a real monsoon out there” is a popular way to describe a heavy rain. But what is the real definition? [Link]

Fark.com RSS » "We never expected the bikini boxing event to descend into chaos," organizers said after a massive brawl broke out, requiring five area law enforcement agencies to break it up. Thanks, Omaha [Giggity]

Sunday 14 August 11:37:53 UTC 2016

Giggity [link] [40 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Texas lawyer who lost every one of his death penalty cases, says his job is through after four decades of posting a perfect record. SALUTE [Fail]

Sunday 14 August 11:08:43 UTC 2016

Fail [link] [74 comments] [Link]

FMyLife » mcfatty says FML

Sunday 14 August 10:59:37 UTC 2016

Today, despite having a bunch of work and school related things to do, I made time to go visit family I hadn't seen in a while. The main topic of discussion was how fat I've gotten. FML [Link]

FMyLife » Sean says FML

Sunday 14 August 10:59:36 UTC 2016

Today, as I was crossing a street, a car hit me and broke two of my ribs. The driver was too busy paying attention to his girlfriend who was giving him a blowjob from the passenger seat. I could see the look of ecstasy on his face as he rammed into me and drove off without noticing. FML [Link]

FMyLife » gamerlaura says FML

Sunday 14 August 10:59:35 UTC 2016

Today, I woke to the sound of my baby crying at 4 a.m. I also heard my partner snoring, knowing he was not beside me and the baby was not in her crib, I went into the nursery. There was my crying baby laying across my snoring partner's chest. Guess he fell asleep during feeding time. FML [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Bike owner tip: If you securely chain your bicycle to a tree, be aware that some thieves carry saws [Strange]

Sunday 14 August 10:48:11 UTC 2016

Strange [link] [41 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » ISIS leader in Afghanistan and Pakistan killed by U.S. drone. Wow, how fat was he? [Obvious]

Sunday 14 August 10:05:57 UTC 2016

Obvious [link] [37 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Here's How to Navigate England's Scariest Roundabout

Sunday 14 August 10:00:00 UTC 2016

It's more efficient (and less scary) than it looks. [Link]

GraphJam » I'm Heartbroken But I'm Still Venned

Sunday 14 August 8:11:24 UTC 2016

Graph by: JumbledMan Tagged: ben folds , but hoes and tricks , dr dre , lyrics , rap , snoop dogg , venn diagram Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » How Brave Are You Feeling?

Sunday 14 August 8:11:10 UTC 2016

internets lemon party Pie Chart rick roll tiny url trolling - 6284196352 Graph by: MusicalL0ver Tagged: internets , lemon party , Pie Chart , rick roll , tiny url , trolling Share on Facebook [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Should our children be happy or high-achieving? Why not both? [Obvious]

Sunday 14 August 8:05:11 UTC 2016

Obvious [link] [65 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 'BunaB,' a Brilliantly Useless Product Line

Sunday 14 August 8:00:00 UTC 2016

The line, started in 1951, included the "Improved #7 BunaB," "The Man's Between Shave Lotion," and more. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Three senior citizens broke into a government stronghold and almost got away with enough uranium to make nuclear devices that would decimate the world [Scary]

Sunday 14 August 7:19:12 UTC 2016

Scary [link] [46 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » In Florida, there is more oversight and regulations regarding: A) Becoming a gun owner; B) Becoming a gun shop owner; C) Becoming a barber [Florida]

Sunday 14 August 6:50:10 UTC 2016

Florida [link] [46 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Hot tub fire machine [Plug]

Sunday 14 August 6:28:31 UTC 2016

Plug [link] [13 comments] [Link]

Futility Closet » The Enemy Within

Sunday 14 August 6:15:14 UTC 2016

Image: Wikimedia Commons In the 1970s, Italian economic historian Carlo M. Cipolla circulated an essay among his friends titled “The Basic Laws of Human Stupidity.” He listed five fundamental laws: Always and inevitably everyone underestimates the number of stupid individuals in circulation. The probability that a certain person will be stupid is independent of any other characteristic of that person. A … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Nine-year-old boy escapes from kidnapper's SUV using bravery, guile and his trusty Gizmo Watch [Spiffy]

Sunday 14 August 4:44:05 UTC 2016

Spiffy [link] [59 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » The Engineering Trick That Keeps Rolls Royce Car Ornaments From Being Stolen

Sunday 14 August 4:00:00 UTC 2016

Sneaky! [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Reset the clock. Riots in Milwaukee after police shooting (LGT local news live stream) [News]

Sunday 14 August 3:49:28 UTC 2016

News [link] [651 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Baltimore PD: "It isn't sexual assault when we do it" [Asinine]

Sunday 14 August 3:39:27 UTC 2016

Asinine [link] [80 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » That's some fine police work there, Lou (with helpful "sketch" of perp) [Fail]

Sunday 14 August 2:37:06 UTC 2016

Fail [link] [63 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Man on Swiss train douses woman with liquid that bursts into flames, setting both of them albaze; then he gets all stabby on six people before police tackle him [Scary]

Sunday 14 August 2:15:05 UTC 2016

Scary [link] [49 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Britain's youngest Viagra addict is just 13. Wait, why does a 13-year-old need Viagra? [Strange]

Sunday 14 August 1:17:07 UTC 2016

Strange [link] [95 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » China is planning on creating an army of giant bees to take over the world. We have photographic proof of the hives under construction [Strange]

Sunday 14 August 0:06:00 UTC 2016

Strange [link] [83 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this minimalist abstract flower [Photoshop]

Sunday 14 August 0:00:01 UTC 2016

Photoshop [link] [18 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Video: How to Vote in Every State

Sunday 14 August 0:00:00 UTC 2016

It takes 54 videos and 30,000 words to explain it all. [Link]

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