John Gordon Ross

A Man for All Reasons

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Whittle It a Little, It’ll Fit

Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”

Fark.com RSS » Iranian nuclear scientist who was kidnapped by the U.S. or defected to the U.S. who then returned to Iran who then disappeared has reappeared [Sad]

Saturday 6 August 23:35:45 UTC 2016

Sad [link] [57 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Fake pharmacist arraigned for selling counterfeit drugs. Authorities knew the pharmacist was phony because orders were filled in a timely matter [Interesting]

Saturday 6 August 22:15:59 UTC 2016

Interesting [link] [63 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Lewd dudes feud nude, brew rude moods, prude food and crude tubes [Giggity]

Saturday 6 August 21:51:49 UTC 2016

Giggity [link] [64 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Girl: 'I don't feel like walking down all those stairs, I'm going to take the chimney, it'll be quicker'. Guy: 'Hey that's a good idea' (Not safe for work content below article) [Dumbass]

Saturday 6 August 21:40:33 UTC 2016

Dumbass [link] [50 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Today is National Root Beer Day. Tell us your favorite brand. Also, float or no float? [Survey]

Saturday 6 August 20:55:46 UTC 2016

Survey [link] [217 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Northern Michigan Festival Pays Homage to the Humble Puddingstone

Saturday 6 August 20:51:18 UTC 2016

There's a celebration for everything. [Link]

FMyLife » . says FML

Saturday 6 August 20:08:50 UTC 2016

Today, I had to hide some Oreos inside my bra to motivate my husband to get close to me. FML [Link]

FMyLife » snazz23 says FML

Saturday 6 August 20:08:49 UTC 2016

Today, I learned that marriage isn't all roses and sunshine. Instead, it's digging an infected ingrown hair out of your husband's ass cheek because he can't reach it himself. FML [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this interview dousing [Photoshop]

Saturday 6 August 20:00:01 UTC 2016

Photoshop [link] [12 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Two Houston men charged with stealing more than 100 cars, mostly Jeeps and new Dodges using nothing more than a laptop and software readily available at most car dealers and auto service shops [Scary]

Saturday 6 August 19:57:35 UTC 2016

Scary [link] [70 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Alcohol makes you lower your standards for choosing a partner. Ric Romero reporting [PSA]

Saturday 6 August 19:30:28 UTC 2016

PSA [link] [85 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » And lo, did it come to pass that the shirtless man, armed only with rocks, did glorious battle against the formidable piece heavy construction equipment known as a hydraulic excavator, until the police did arrive to intervene [Strange]

Saturday 6 August 19:13:40 UTC 2016

Strange [link] [33 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Good luck or bad luck? You're hit by a car and the responding firefighter is the owner of the vehicle you just broke into [Dumbass]

Saturday 6 August 19:05:36 UTC 2016

Dumbass [link] [11 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » "American Teen Shooter" wins first Olympic gold. Phrasing is everything [Cool]

Saturday 6 August 18:09:44 UTC 2016

Cool [link] [225 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Some Sloths Are More Slothful Than Others

Saturday 6 August 17:00:00 UTC 2016

One species has the lowest field metabolic rate ever recorded in a mammal. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » "Did anything interesting at work today, dear?" "I seized a giant mounted polar bear" [Strange]

Saturday 6 August 16:54:39 UTC 2016

Strange [link] [50 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Good question lawsuit, just what does the NYPD do with the millions in cash it seizes from people every year? Hmmmmm [Interesting]

Saturday 6 August 16:45:27 UTC 2016

Interesting [link] [78 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Mutant mosquitoes to battle the zika virus? What could possibly go wrong? [Scary]

Saturday 6 August 16:00:41 UTC 2016

Scary [link] [45 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » This Weekend's Can't-Miss Amazon Deals

Saturday 6 August 16:00:00 UTC 2016

As a recurring feature, our team combs the Web and shares some amazing Amazon deals we’ve turned up. Here’s what caught our eye today, August 6. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Fark Store Daily Deal: Wolf's head keychain multi-tool. Bottle opener, beard comb, box cutter. (Sponsored Link) [Plug]

Saturday 6 August 15:54:22 UTC 2016

Plug [link] [13 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Town council orders local resident to get off its lawn [Asinine]

Saturday 6 August 15:44:13 UTC 2016

Asinine [link] [22 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Brexit supporters start petition to remove all French words from British passports, fail to realize that the word "passport" is a French word [Facepalm]

Saturday 6 August 15:39:43 UTC 2016

Facepalm [link] [226 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Apparently, some folks in Tennessee still aren't clear on the 13th Amendment [Asinine]

Saturday 6 August 15:25:59 UTC 2016

Asinine [link] [67 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Internet goes crazy in heat over Tonganese flag-bearer. Quick, bring me my oil and rid me of this meddlesome shirt [Giggity]

Saturday 6 August 15:10:55 UTC 2016

Giggity [link] [106 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Man vandalizes grave over a 56-year-old grudge. Dude, just let it go already [Dumbass]

Saturday 6 August 14:42:03 UTC 2016

Dumbass [link] [42 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Delta Airlines unveils new policy for their few remaining Muslim passenegers [Fail]

Saturday 6 August 14:39:53 UTC 2016

Fail [link] [228 comments] [Link]

Weird Universe » Most items kicked off people’s heads

Saturday 6 August 13:46:59 UTC 2016

23-year-old Silvana Shamuon recently established a new Guinness world record in the category of "Most items kicked off people's heads in one minute."

She kicked 59 American footballs off people's heads.

According to the rules, her foot had to touch the floor between each kick, and the people with the footballs on their heads had to have a minimum height … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » "Cement family shocked to find 14-foot python." Concrete evidence still awaited up and down the block, family promises mortar come [Strange]

Saturday 6 August 13:25:51 UTC 2016

Strange [link] [58 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » This week in the Saturday Morning Book Club: What are the books you've always been meaning to read but never got around to? [Interesting]

Saturday 6 August 13:00:01 UTC 2016

Interesting [link] [139 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop Challenge: Create a magazine ad for the flying car of the future [Photoshop]

Saturday 6 August 13:00:01 UTC 2016

Photoshop [link] [19 comments] [Link]

Weird Universe » The Jesus Cloud of 1963

Saturday 6 August 12:39:22 UTC 2016

This strange cloud appeared over Arizona in 1963 and inspired many mystical revelations.

Good coverage here.

And here.

[Link]

Fark.com RSS » Drink beer, save cats. Just imagine how many felines Drew has already saved to enjoy Caturday [Caturday]

Saturday 6 August 12:00:00 UTC 2016

Caturday [link] [635 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » In the Future, Earth Might Have One Big Supercontinent Again

Saturday 6 August 11:00:00 UTC 2016

A geologist imagines what that might look like. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Up and coming supervillain kicks his way out of a moving police car and nearly escapes on a train [Misc]

Saturday 6 August 10:34:33 UTC 2016

Misc [link] [9 comments] [Link]

GraphJam » Venn Diagram of Tastiness

Saturday 6 August 9:26:58 UTC 2016

best of week,foods,tasty treats,venn diagram,yummy Graph by: (via Roaring Softly) Tagged: best of week , foods , tasty treats , venn diagram , yummy Share on Facebook [Link]

Mental Floss » On This Date in 1997, Microsoft Invested in Apple

Saturday 6 August 9:00:00 UTC 2016

"We have to let go of the notion that for Apple to win, Microsoft needs to lose." -Steve Jobs, 19 years ago [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Enraged man leaps on, punches, moving car. "Dissatisfied with the impact of his actions thus far, the man then allegedly punched other vehicles nearby" [Video]

Saturday 6 August 8:53:00 UTC 2016

Video [link] [32 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » A man dies. His wife and girlfriend can't agree on wording so they run dueling obituaries [Strange]

Saturday 6 August 7:30:03 UTC 2016

Strange [link] [62 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Travel Back in Time With Vintage U.S. Vacation Destination Photographs

Saturday 6 August 7:00:00 UTC 2016

"Wish you were here" isn't a new sentiment. [Link]

Futility Closet » Moessner’s Theorem

Saturday 6 August 6:47:19 UTC 2016

Write out the positive integers in a row and underline every fifth number. Now ignore the underlined numbers and record the partial sums of the other numbers in a second row, placing each sum directly beneath the last entry that it contains. Now, in this second row, underline and ignore every fourth number, and record the partial sums in a … [Link]

Mental Floss » 11 Fab Facts About The Beatles’ ‘Revolver’

Saturday 6 August 6:38:07 UTC 2016

It was 50 years ago today… [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Subway changing their logo after 15 years, probably only because the old one now reminds people of kiddie porn [Spiffy]

Saturday 6 August 5:10:00 UTC 2016

Spiffy [link] [159 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Tough guy decides to remove bees without protection [Dumbass]

Saturday 6 August 5:00:03 UTC 2016

Dumbass [link] [61 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Young Boy Accidentally Ruins 5000-Year-Old Stone Age Carving in Norway

Saturday 6 August 4:30:00 UTC 2016

The boy did "irreversible" damage while trying to make the ancient art more visible. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Scientists find evidence of ancient mythical flood [Interesting]

Saturday 6 August 4:23:41 UTC 2016

Interesting [link] [91 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Stray dog starts following extreme marathon runner in China, sticks with him for 77 miles. Fark needs an "awesome" tag [Cool]

Saturday 6 August 4:14:15 UTC 2016

Cool [link] [38 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Mike Judge considering sequel with working title Obesetocracy [Sick]

Saturday 6 August 3:33:46 UTC 2016

Sick [link] [31 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Japan prepares to shoot down any missile North Korea plans on using to attack Japan's part of the ocean [Misc]

Saturday 6 August 3:16:35 UTC 2016

Misc [link] [26 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Unusual cause of death for victim found inside toolbox [Obvious]

Saturday 6 August 3:08:05 UTC 2016

Obvious [link] [27 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Eric the Eel: The Olympic Swimmer Who'd Never Been in an Olympic-Size Pool

Saturday 6 August 3:03:31 UTC 2016

Halfway through the race, the situation looked so dire that commentators seriously worried he was drowning. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Bronx public defender robs Greenwich, CT bank. Hope she knows a good lawyer [Dumbass]

Saturday 6 August 2:34:42 UTC 2016

Dumbass [link] [13 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Lawyers fear attempt on the life of Turkish cleric; Turkish paladin and wizard on high alert, vowing to stop any attack [Followup]

Saturday 6 August 2:32:48 UTC 2016

Followup [link] [33 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Get ready for pumpkin everything, even Cheerios [Cool]

Saturday 6 August 2:20:16 UTC 2016

Cool [link] [41 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Tesla autopilot not only DOES NOT kill a person, but helps drive him to the hospital when he develops chest pains. Good thing too, since he's an attorney [Interesting]

Saturday 6 August 1:30:41 UTC 2016

Interesting [link] [34 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Pro tip: don't let the drug dealer inspect your briefcase full of cash [Amusing]

Saturday 6 August 1:25:41 UTC 2016

Amusing [link] [19 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Mainlining drugs into one's neck now a spectator sport in NYC's Washington Park [Strange]

Saturday 6 August 1:14:41 UTC 2016

Strange [link] [29 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Official Rio 2016 Opening Ceremony discussion thread. Live now on BBC and CBC. 1 hour delay for US East Coast, will appear on Tuesday for the US West Coast on NBC [Live]

Saturday 6 August 0:58:42 UTC 2016

Live [link] [1085 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Korea’s Jeju Stone Museum Pays Tribute to an Ancient Goddess

Saturday 6 August 0:30:00 UTC 2016

For the residents of Jeju Island, south of the Korean mainland, stones aren't just objects—they tell the story of the island's creation. [Link]

Mental Floss » You Won't Find the Letter "E" in Either of These Two Novels

Saturday 6 August 0:30:00 UTC 2016

It's difficult enough to write a sentence that doesn't contain the popular vowel. (There are eight right there.) [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Man wearing "only underwear" pulls a knife on a cop. Where exactly he kept the knife has not been addressed [Weird]

Saturday 6 August 0:17:41 UTC 2016

Weird [link] [29 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Murder suspect fleeing cops gets taken out by officer glass door [Florida]

Saturday 6 August 0:16:41 UTC 2016

Florida [link] [19 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » You look more guilty in slow motion [Interesting]

Saturday 6 August 0:09:42 UTC 2016

Interesting [link] [20 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » A metric ton of dashcam and bodycam videos are available of the latest person shot & killed by Chicago cops. Oddly, none of them capture the actual shooting. It's as though they magically shut off again [Creepy]

Saturday 6 August 0:09:40 UTC 2016

Creepy [link] [81 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop these ice cubes [Photoshop]

Saturday 6 August 0:00:01 UTC 2016

Photoshop [link] [14 comments] [Link]

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