Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”
Fark.com RSS » Bar to patrons: Stop playing Candy Crush and drink your beer [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » You know the presidential election has gotten weird when a dead gorilla is polling at 5% of the vote [Murica]
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Fark.com RSS » Baby giraffe born in Cincinnati Zoo. That is one tall baby [Sappy]
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Fark.com RSS » Homeless man denied help for lack of evidence of absence of home [Facepalm]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this tree that's like something out of a Robert Frost poem [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » Trash service stops until further notice in Flint, MI. Residents now watching Mad Max and longing for such a utopia [Sick]
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Mental Floss » 10 Things We Learned From the 'Harry Potter and the Cursed Child' Script
Can't make it to London to see the show, but curious to find out a bit about it? We've got you covered. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Naked, breaking and entering and drinking a pina colada mix is no way to go through life, son [Strange]
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FMyLife » crazyattracts says FML
Today, my new girlfriend canceled my badly needed haircut appointment. She feels that having my female hairstylist wash and cut my hair involves "too much touching" and "counts as cheating." FML [Link]
FMyLife » Hutchie931 says FML
Today, on a girls night out at a very fancy restaurant, our waiter spilled my chocolate dessert over my new white pants. To repay up, they gave us a free bottle of red wine, which he promptly coated me in. FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Meanwhile, let's see how ISIS is doing in Iraq these days….oh, wow…that certainly did not end the way they intended [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » Why people think potheads are lazy. I'd write a joke for this headline, but…dude [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » It's like rain on your wedding day [Sad]
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Fark.com RSS » Paraguay police raided drug lord's cell after learning he was planning to escape by blowing a hole in prison wall. Discover he was only building an extension [Awkward]
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FMyLife » sad_unicorn says FML
Today, my mother in law likes to baby my partner. Gets him drinks, kisses him on the forehead, talks to him like he's 8, does everything for him. And she gives me death stares, especially when she hugs him when I'm around. FML [Link]
FMyLife » 🙁 says FML
Today, my mom told me that I'll never get married if my cooking skills don't improve. My boyfriend agrees. FML [Link]
Mental Floss » Mapping an Imaginary World
Jerry Gretzinger has been drawing a giant map for more than 50 years. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » If you happened to have seen a missing AN-32 military plane recently, the Indian Air Force would love to hear from you [Strange]
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Mental Floss » The Week's Best Amazon Deals You Can Still Get
As a recurring feature, we share some amazing Amazon deals we’ve turned up. These items were the ones that were the most popular with our readers this week, and they’re still available. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Apparently, people in Canada still think the "travelling gnome prank" is funny [Silly]
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Fark.com RSS » It takes a good guy with a water jet pack to stop a bad boat with a fire [Spiffy]
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FMyLife » Ex-Employee says FML
Today, my boss fired me for causing a "commotion" at work while running the vacuum. FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Amsterdam building world's largest bonfire [Spiffy]
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Fark.com RSS » The fact that scores of pet owners were duped by a fake app that promised to provide on-demand dog-poo pickup for a monthly fee shows how lazy we've become as a society [Sad]
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Fark.com RSS » The New York Times Ivy League Upper-Class Twit Wedding Section attempts to justify its existence [Unlikely]
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Weird Universe » More Site Woes
As part of the ongoing site upgrade and maintenance we've been doing lately, we moved the site on Saturday night to a shiny, fast, new server. This inadvertently caused a cascade of problems. First, it took the site offline entirely until about mid-day Sunday. Then a whole bunch of settings got reset to default values. As a result, no one … [Link]
Weird Universe » Name That List, #32
What is this a list of? The answer is below in extended.
5 American flags 2 golf balls 12 pairs of boots 96 bags of urine, feces, and vomit Several improvised javelins Insulating blankets Used wet wipes A feather from Baggin, the Air Force Academy's mascot falcon A small silicon disk bearing goodwill messages from 73 world leaders A cast … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » A guy kicks his 8 year porn addiction, takes up fishing. Subby says: only 8? Pffft, amateur [Awkward]
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Overheard In The Office » I Suggest You Never Go There, Ajay
Guy: "south america is like a cleaner, richer, nicer version of india"
Indian coworker: … Sunshine Suites NoHo [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this headless baseman [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » CSB Sunday Morning: Archaic Technology Chicanery [CSB]
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Fark.com RSS » That feeling you get after criticizing the fire marshal in public, then having to get rescued from a stuck elevator by the same fire department [Facepalm]
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Mental Floss » Philae the Comet Lander Sleeps Forever
Earlier this week, the European Space Agency switched off radio communications with the plucky spacecraft, whose landing on the comet 67P/Churyumov-Gerasimenko captivated the world. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » French Muslims refuse to bury terrorist who killed priest [Hero]
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Fark.com RSS » Skydiver who wanted to jump 25,000 feet without a parachute gets net. All net [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » Diligent police follow up on 911 hang-up call. Unfortunately, they were given the wrong address, so they diligently shoot the guy multiple times [Asinine]
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Mental Floss » High Temperatures in Upstate New York Cause Manure Pile to Spontaneously Combust
Firefighters spent two hours extinguishing the blaze after townspeople complained about the smell. [Link]
FMyLife » taroschain says FML
Today I realized I got more birthday wishes from people checking my ID for alcohol purchases than from friends. FML [Link]
Weird Universe » Scopitones
Full story here.
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Fark.com RSS » Active shooter downtown Austin. Police telling people to stay out of downtown. Here we go again [News]
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Mental Floss » 45 Years Ago Today, Astronauts Drove on the Moon
The lunar rover topped out at 8 mph. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Hitler didn't kill Hitler and was not as good a guy as you thought [Obvious]
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FMyLife » Anonymous says FML
Today, while using the bathroom I gave the toilet a courtesy flush, only for it to overflow and soak my pants. That would've been bad enough even if I hadn't been at work, with five hours left on my shift and no change of clothes. FML [Link]
Mental Floss » Stylish Shirts Change Color When Exposed to Pollutants
This new twist on a '90s trend will help you become more aware of your environment. [Link]
Futility Closet » Love Maps
Here’s why your relationships keep falling apart — finding the right course is almost impossible. The French noblewoman Madeleine de Scudéry devised this map of the “Land of Tenderness” in 1653, for her romance Clelia. A couple starting at New Friendship, at the bottom, can take any of four roads. Two of them stay safely near the River of Inclination: … [Link]
FMyLife » Anonymous says FML
Today, I now know how it feels to have a splinter of wood hammered a full inch underneath your fingernail. FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Netflix goes down for several hours. Somehow, the world survives [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Turkey's President Erdogan has some more brilliant post-coup "reform" ideas, like shutting down all military academies, cutting the size of the police and military forces, and giving him personal control of the military and spy agencies [
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Fark.com RSS » Coming up at the top of the hour it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of eclectic music hosted live by a farker (9PM AKDT/10PM PT) [Live]
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FMyLife » Checkpoint96 says FML
Today, it's the fourth day in a row that I've been kept awake by my grandmother's snoring. I want to be pissed off, but she has sleep apnea, and I feel guilty for even wanting her to shut the hell up. FML [Link]
Mental Floss » Keep Track of What Books You've Read With This Scratch Off Poster
Can you get through all 100 books? [Link]
Mental Floss » The Most Presumptuous Campaign Song in History?
“I Will Always Love You” is an undoubtedly beautiful song, but is it appropriate for a political campaign? [Link]
Fark.com RSS » The drunken car crash was bad enough, but the resulting bee attack made things worse [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Store has to recall its own brand of fruit and peanut yogurt because it has no warning label stating that it contains peanuts [Facepalm]
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Fark.com RSS » Mercedes is arguing that you can say anything you want about a car in a commercial as long as the fine print says the truth. Expect the 2018 E-Class to be able to fly, go underwater, and shoot missiles [Asinine]
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FMyLife » Anonymous says FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me after I told her I was learning how to start having lucid dreams. She was convinced the only reason I could possibly want to have them was so I could cheat on her in my own dreams. FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Corrections officials in Louisville, KY arrest a woman. Woman has no pants on when arrested. The woman has no pants on when she finally appears in court 3 days later. The female judge is not amused, apologizes to the woman, and then goes headhunting
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Fark.com RSS » The newest culinary fad: Oozing dim sum buns [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » Bear caught surfing a garbage truck [Amusing]
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Mental Floss » Null Island: The Busiest Place That Doesn't Exist
It exists because of the difference between nothing (as in zero) and nothing (as in no data). [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this childish reflection [Photoshop]
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