Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”
Fark.com RSS » Ladies, you're either a poodle – or a wolf [Interesting]
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FMyLife » Anonymous says FML
Today, my elderly coworker was telling me about a long-lost friend, so I helped her use the Internet to look the friend up. We found her. Specifically, her obituary. FML [Link]
FMyLife » Anonymous says FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband had a vasectomy several years ago. I've been faithful the whole time, but he wouldn't believe me, even after I showed him that vasectomies can reverse themselves. FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Missed it by *that* much [Awkward]
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Mental Floss » 10 Rich Facts About 'Arthur'
The Oscar-winning comedy was released 35 years ago. [Link]
Mental Floss » Want a Burger From This Food Truck? Better Put On Your Running Shoes
The Moving Food Truck brought a whole new meaning to the term "fast food." [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Step 1: Park in library parking only. Step 2: Leave library to shop elsewhere. Step 3: Call news station to complain after car gets booted. Step 4: Learn to read [Asinine]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this artful sketch [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » Okay, now we can add the Sixth Amendment to the list of Constitutional rights Kentucky has no farking clue about [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » Hostage situation in Baltimore; 7-year-old is among hostages being held at a Burger King. UPDATE: Suspect in custody. Hostages are safe and unharmed [NewsFlash]
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Weird Universe » News of the Weird (July 17, 2016)
News of the Weird
Weirdnuz.M484, July 17, 2016
Copyright 2016 by Chuck Shepherd. All rights reserved.
Lead Story
Fashion Challenges: Beautician Sarah Bryan, 28, of Wakefield, England, who garnered worldwide notoriety last year when she introduced a wearable dress made of 3,000 Skittles, returned this summer with a wearable skirt and bra made of donated human hair (a substantial amount, … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » UFO shown over World Trade Center. Ground Zero. This means something, we swear [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » Drunk, naked, and rolling around in a hog barn is no way to go through life, son [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » Fark Store Daily Deal: Machine learning Python libraries course, applied to quantitative trading and financial models. Taught by Google and Flipkart alum. (Sponsored Link) [Plug]
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Fark.com RSS » Laserbeak shot down in Somalia. Soundwave incomprehensible [Amusing]
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FMyLife » ObviousBooty says FML
Today, me and my dad were in a sort of prank war. I decided to get him back for one last time tonight, so I hid in his office to scare him. This would have been okay had I not caught him watching porn. I had to hide for an hour. FML [Link]
FMyLife » mbbcjuliet says FML
Today, I'm pretty sure my sister is being catfished. Now I have the choice of either telling her and risking her staying with her abusive husband or letting her think her new "boyfriend" is a good guy who didn't just "accidentally" send me a shower picture. FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Heard enough news about Pokemon Go over the last week? Too bad…because it's now launching in 26 additional countries, bringing 26 times the potential headline submissions. It's not news, it's FarkemonGO.com [Followup]
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Mental Floss » Douglas Corrigan 'Accidentally' Flew to Ireland Today in 1938
The greatest "mistake" in aviation history. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Nice attacker upgraded from lone wolf to ISIS terrorist [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » "Researchers found that available kidneys were less likely to be harvested from potential donors over the weekend and more likely to be discarded when they were procured on a Saturday or Sunday" [Weird]
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Mental Floss » The Week's Best Amazon Deals You Can Still Get
As a recurring feature, we share some amazing Amazon deals we’ve turned up. These items were the ones that were the most popular with our readers this week, and they’re still available. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Dangerous "heat dome" forming over the United States, especially the Midwest region [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Three officers shot dead nearby Baton Rouge PD headquarters. Multiple agencies responding [NewsFlash]
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Fark.com RSS » Maybe next time you should try towing it a bit farther out…like, say, somewhere near Hawaii [Followup]
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FMyLife » Lil Bro says FML
Today, after months of trying to make my girlfriend orgasm, she finally did. It was with my brother. I'll definitely knock next time. FML [Link]
FMyLife » Tank says FML
Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good memories together I was sad to come home and see all of her stuff gone…and half of my stuff, too. FML [Link]
Mental Floss » 17 Scrumptious Ice Cream Idioms from All Over the U.S.
Happy National Ice Cream Day! [Link]
Fark.com RSS » The situation is berry serious, hopefully we can freezie organized crime in its tracks [Weird]
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Fark.com RSS » "Sorry, no backpacks in the movie theater." "It's not a backpack; it's medical supplies." "No backpacks." "For my 3-year daughter." "No." "She just got out of the hospital." "No." "F
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Fark.com RSS » Vaping, which was bad for you, then not bad for you again, but then bad for you yet again is once more not bad for you [Spiffy]
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Fark.com RSS » Can you guess which state has the honor of hosting the first Pokemon-related shooting? [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » Well, whaddya know…you *can* fix stupid [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop theme: Surprising archaeological discoveries [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » CSB Sunday Morning: Game obsession [CSB]
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Fark.com RSS » 'I have slept with 5000 men' says Nairobi, Kenya's oldest prostitute. She also happens to never miss church [Satire]
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Weird Universe » Adelaide, the hen who laid banana-shaped eggs
Adelaide the Hen (aka Adelaide Benteggs) lived on the farm of Wilfred Waterman in Poole, England. She first came to the attention of the press in 1957, when she began laying banana-shaped eggs. Farmer Waterman put her in solitary confinement, worried that whatever was causing her to lay such eggs "might be catching."
Experts from the British Ministry of Agriculture … [Link]
Mental Floss » WWI Centennial: Battle of Bazentin Ridge
Erik Sass is covering the events of the war exactly 100 years after they happened. This is the 243rd installment in the series. [Link]
Weird Universe » Chiquita Banana Olympics Stickers: 1980
The Brazilian Olympics are in big trouble, as recent news articles tell us. Surely they could use a boost from an athletic banana, like the ad campaign from Chiquita that the 1980 Winter Olympics got. And a tropical fruit is even more synonymous with Brazil than it was with Lake Placid.
Time to bring back Carmen Miranda! [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Who the hell pays for porn? And then charges his clients for it? [Dumbass]
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FMyLife » Lucky Day says FML
Today, after a long night of hunting some Pokémon, I get back to my car only to find my window shattered and all my valubles missing. I get a call from my boyfriend a few hours later only to listen to him gettin it on with another chick. No wallet, no boyfriend. At least I leveled up my Pokémon. FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Dear Troubleshooter: My father is in his late 50s and has zero friends at work, coming straight home without socializing. His hobbies are watching go on TV and housework. I might sound overly concerned, but I do want to leave home when I get a job [S
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Fark.com RSS » Tattoo artist has goal of tattooing all 151 Pokemon on 151 different people, but is having trouble finding someone who wants the two-mushroom crab one or the poison sludge one [Silly]
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FMyLife » LacrosseFAIL says FML
Today, after a long day at work, I walked into my room with the lights off and jumped on my bed. At least I would've if I haven't rearranged my room and instead face-planted onto my desk. FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Drunken Kobe city official arrested after sneaking into prison. "I had intended to go home. I didn't notice it was a prison" [Weird]
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Mental Floss » Build Your Own Customized Wooden Bike
The project reportedly takes experienced woodworkers around 50 hours to complete. [Link]
Mental Floss » Disneyland Opened Today in 1955
Ronald Reagan cohosted the TV launch special. [Link]
FMyLife » Anonymous says FML
Today, I finally finished a gruelling shift at the hospital. I hadn't slept in over 30 hours, so I was happy to get out. I was quickly rushed back in after I collapsed in the parking lot and cracked my head open. FML [Link]
GraphJam » 10 Common Misconceptions
Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: common , misconceptions , Video Share on Facebook [Link]
Mental Floss » This Amphibious Camper Transforms Into a Tiny Boat
The Sealander is an amphibious vehicle that transforms from a camper into a boat. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Most people foresee America becoming a cashless society after President Trump's done with it [Obvious]
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Futility Closet » A Quick Fix
Coil the word REMEDIABLENESSES into a spiral and, surprisingly, you get a word square. All eight words, four across and four down, appear in the Oxford English Dictionary. (“Colloquy,” Word Ways 16:1 [February 1983], 26. Discovered by Jeff Grant.) [Link]
FMyLife » Anonymous says FML
Today, at the store, I didn't hear the cashier when she asked if I had a loyalty card. She took one look at my naturally bitchy-looking face and muttered "It's my JOB to ask, jeez." FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Good news: ESPN already knows who's going to the NFL playoffs this year [Misc]
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Mental Floss » Lush Embroidery Hoops Take Inspiration From Moss
Bring nature inside with you! [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Coming to you from Juneau, Alaska, it's once again time for Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of music hosted live by a farker (9 pm AKDT/10 pm PDT). Just a headsup that the show will start a few minutes late this evening [Live]
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Mental Floss » The 1999 Pokémon Illegal Gambling Lawsuit
'Pokémon Go' isn’t Pikachu’s first brush with fame—or infamy. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Despite numerous resident complaints, Vancouver says they cannot remove graffiti-strewn derelict Geo Metro from the street because it's properly insured, thus towing it would be illegal and also impolite [Obvious]
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Mental Floss » Darth Vader Is Getting His Own Movie—in Virtual Reality
It has been a big weekend for the Sith Lord everyone loves to hate. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Philadelphia program turns "throw away" dogs into police K-9 superstars [Sappy]
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Mental Floss » Apollo 11 Blasted Off 47 Years Ago Today
"[The astronauts] had a big breakfast of scrambled eggs, steak, toast, coffee, and orange juice." -Frank Reynolds [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Woman sees evil face on her slice of key lime pie: "I went next door to a church I'd never visited. These people didn't know who I was – they told me to leave. They told me it was demonic and that I needed to leave and have my house anoin
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FMyLife » Anonymous says FML
Today, I found a "white power" bumper sticker on the back of my car. I don't know what idiot thought it'd be funny to put it there, but now my neighbors think I'm a proud racist. FML [Link]
FMyLife » Anonymous says FML
Today, an elderly patient complained because I used the words "vaginal" and "breast". I work at an OBGYN's office. FML [Link]
FMyLife » snipsnip says FML
Today, after finally growing my curly hair down to shoulder length, I decided to get it styled for a dinner date. The stylist rolled up the barrel brush on my head and it got stuck. Hello, pixie cut. FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this pristine putty tat [Photoshop]
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