John Gordon Ross

A Man for All Reasons

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Whittle It a Little, It’ll Fit

Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”

Fark.com RSS » Crazy lawyer who dresses up as a superhero — Excuseman — and fancies himself a stand-up comedian indicted for stealing from clients. He could probably use a good excuse right about now [Dumbass]

Tuesday 17 May 23:48:01 UTC 2016

Dumbass [link] [21 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » 73-year-old grandfather arrested for domestic abuse after disciplining two grandkids old-fashioned way in McDonald's [Dumbass]

Tuesday 17 May 23:46:01 UTC 2016

Dumbass [link] [94 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » BBC discovers the dingle peninsula. Submitter found his ages ago and has the chafing to prove it [Amusing]

Tuesday 17 May 23:43:59 UTC 2016

Amusing [link] [24 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Justice Delayed: Court Martial of U.S. Army Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl for desertion will not happen until after the Presidential Election [Obvious]

Tuesday 17 May 23:39:02 UTC 2016

Obvious [link] [62 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 'Tetris: The Movie' Set to Puzzle Audiences Soon

Tuesday 17 May 23:34:24 UTC 2016

Producers need $80 million in financing for what they hope will be the first in a trilogy. [Link]

Mental Floss » Introducing a Smart Language Translator That Fits Right In Your Ear

Tuesday 17 May 23:30:00 UTC 2016

This innovative new wearable may change how the world communicates. [Link]

Mental Floss » Enjoy a Four-Course Dinner on Top of France's Largest Ferris Wheel

Tuesday 17 May 23:30:00 UTC 2016

Talk about dinner with a view. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Corporate America can't get enough stupid advice about millennials. At least cocaine was cheaper and had some material benefits [Dumbass]

Tuesday 17 May 23:24:38 UTC 2016

Dumbass [link] [86 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Walmart theft suspect tells cops she was "too lazy" to pay for Trojan personal massager, K-Y lubricant, vibrating penis ring [Florida]

Tuesday 17 May 23:19:04 UTC 2016

Florida [link] [56 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » When waging war on your neighbor for their huge bright flatscreen TV that's going all night long, one needs to go old school and whip out the strobe light and disco ball to go all Studio 54 on their arse [Amusing]

Tuesday 17 May 23:08:03 UTC 2016

Amusing [link] [56 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Policeman rescues who [Sappy]

Tuesday 17 May 23:05:05 UTC 2016

Sappy [link] [24 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Your Calendar is Holding You Back—Here's Why

Tuesday 17 May 23:00:00 UTC 2016

The calendar is one of the most commonly used time management tools, but that doesn’t mean it’s the best. [Link]

Mental Floss » Taco Bell Plans to Test Tasty New Store Layouts

Tuesday 17 May 22:45:00 UTC 2016

Will their fancy new carpeting resist molten liquid cheese spills? [Link]

Mental Floss » 14 Slithery Facts About 'Snakes on a Plane'

Tuesday 17 May 22:30:00 UTC 2016

No snakes were allowed within 25 feet of Samuel L. Jackson. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Let's lay in the road and play dead to scare drivers. What could possibly go wrong? [Fail]

Tuesday 17 May 22:26:06 UTC 2016

Fail [link] [86 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » And you thought YOUR local weather was bad [Scary]

Tuesday 17 May 22:01:00 UTC 2016

Scary [link] [31 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Win a Foodie Weekend at Julia Child's French Vacation Home

Tuesday 17 May 22:00:00 UTC 2016

Enter for a chance to throw a dinner party worthy of Julia herself. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » "Lindsay now plans to eat the food with her 10-year-old son before deleting and blocking her date's number from her phone" [Awkward]

Tuesday 17 May 21:52:41 UTC 2016

Awkward [link] [95 comments] [Link]

Futility Closet » In a Word

Tuesday 17 May 21:50:40 UTC 2016

concentus
n. a harmonious combination, especially of sounds catachthonian
adj. subterranean Reverberating harmonies in Ambleside Cave, Cumbria: [Link]

Mental Floss » A London Pizza Hut is Testing a Craft Beer-Infused Crust

Tuesday 17 May 21:33:03 UTC 2016

Happy hour, redefined. [Link]

Mental Floss » Focus Better With a Lamp That Only Turns On When You Silence Your Phone

Tuesday 17 May 21:30:00 UTC 2016

Tranquilo is designed to nudge you toward focus. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Scientists have basically proven there is no such thing as free will, which helps explain why Drew greenlit this headline even though it wasn't very funny [Interesting]

Tuesday 17 May 21:25:55 UTC 2016

Interesting [link] [184 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Some people die alone. Some people die after banging their heads on the wall while having 'vigorous sex' with a transsexual prostitute in Thailand. Only one will win you posthumous glory around here [Weird]

Tuesday 17 May 21:14:55 UTC 2016

Weird [link] [124 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » A National Academies of Sciences, Engineering, and Medicine study has found that, not only are GMOs safe, they appear to be good for both people and the environment. So we can just put this subject to bed, right guys? Right? [Interesting]

Tuesday 17 May 21:12:06 UTC 2016

Interesting [link] [137 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 10 Famous People Who Inspired Hit Songs

Tuesday 17 May 21:00:00 UTC 2016

Vince Neil, Courtney Love … and Salma Hayek's daughter? [Link]

Fark.com RSS » To underscore the value of a better job, a worker who moves from minimum wage to an average salaried job will cut their pay gap with the CEO from 819x to a paltry 335x [Sick]

Tuesday 17 May 20:55:06 UTC 2016

Sick [link] [46 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » "Ever wanted to lick your cat?" "No." "Meet LickiBrush, the-" "No." "-new way to bond with-" "I said no." "-your furry friend without risk of-" "Stop." "-hairballs and-" "I D

Tuesday 17 May 20:47:05 UTC 2016

Sick [link] [55 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Well, Subby is glad he did his Post Office business yesterday [Scary]

Tuesday 17 May 20:47:03 UTC 2016

Scary [link] [12 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » The Missing Links: 'Rogue One' Spoilers

Tuesday 17 May 20:30:00 UTC 2016

SPOILER ALERT: Don’t read this article unless you want some cool new details about the upcoming Star Wars film Rogue One. * Intriguing Headline of the Day: Running was for Weirdos. Here’s How it Became Normal. * This video points out some of the many times filmmakers have recreated famous paintings. * About to have a meltdown? Relax with this … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Top 10 handguns in Alabama. List contains more than 10, but, hey, who can count in this state? (Warning: Slideshow) [Obvious]

Tuesday 17 May 20:27:02 UTC 2016

Obvious [link] [55 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Top China Censor: We do not have censorship [Unlikely]

Tuesday 17 May 20:16:50 UTC 2016

Unlikely [link] [31 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Could Spin Classes on Buses Be the Fitness Trend of the Future?

Tuesday 17 May 20:02:56 UTC 2016

A company in London is trying to make mobile spin studios a reality. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop these accordion bikini ladies [Photoshop]

Tuesday 17 May 20:00:01 UTC 2016

Photoshop [link] [28 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Unable to find a bison calf to endanger, group of Red Bull bro filmmakers wander past numerous signs warning visitors to stay on the path at Yellowstone's Grand Prismatic Spring [Dumbass]

Tuesday 17 May 19:48:58 UTC 2016

Dumbass [link] [170 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Blind attorney driven to bankruptcy for defending characters like Bin Laden's son-in-law, Sheik Omar Abdel Rahman and Gaius Baltar [Interesting]

Tuesday 17 May 19:45:55 UTC 2016

Interesting [link] [32 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Danish scientists want to fight cow farts with oregano, because global warming. "Nobody is quite sure how such a high dosage of oregano could affect the taste of milk or meat" [Weird]

Tuesday 17 May 19:30:45 UTC 2016

Weird [link] [58 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Here’s More Evidence That You Shouldn’t Use Your Laptop In Class

Tuesday 17 May 19:30:00 UTC 2016

A new study finds that students who use laptops in class get worse grades than their disconnected peers. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Minnesota student flies confederate flag from car to "respect those people that fought for everything where we are today," according to his mom [Dumbass]

Tuesday 17 May 19:12:00 UTC 2016

Dumbass [link] [173 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » The Names of Three 2015 Hurricanes Are Being Retired

Tuesday 17 May 19:00:00 UTC 2016

In light of the death and damage these storms caused, their names will not be used again for future hurricanes. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Man finds the most Florida way to join a work crew [Florida]

Tuesday 17 May 18:57:57 UTC 2016

Florida [link] [26 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 11 Hacks for Grilling Perfect Summer Veggies

Tuesday 17 May 18:30:00 UTC 2016

'Tis the season to fire up your grill. [Link]

Mental Floss » 1600-Year-Old Roman Shipwreck Cargo Found Off the Coast of Israel

Tuesday 17 May 18:08:31 UTC 2016

It's one of the most significant underwater finds in three decades. [Link]

Mental Floss » The Best Amazon Deals We Could Find Today, May 17

Tuesday 17 May 18:08:26 UTC 2016

As a recurring feature, our team combs the Web and shares some amazing Amazon deals we’ve turned up. Here’s what caught our eye today, May 17. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » "Welcome to Lowe's Garden Center, may I help you?" "Yes, do you have any of those copperhead-laden trees?" "Right over here, sir" [Scary]

Tuesday 17 May 17:50:10 UTC 2016

Scary [link] [79 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » 300-lb man steals $44 in steaks from grocery, flees the scene. Just not very far. Police find suspect "sweaty, dirty and out of breath" [Florida]

Tuesday 17 May 17:16:09 UTC 2016

Florida [link] [115 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » The world's 500 surviving right whales have apparently left [Weird]

Tuesday 17 May 17:09:31 UTC 2016

Weird [link] [65 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 'Ferris Bueller's Day Off' Will Return to Theaters on Wednesday, May 18

Tuesday 17 May 17:00:00 UTC 2016

Celebrate the film's upcoming 30th birthday by seeing it (again) on the big screen. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Watercress eating competition brings together the only people on earth who have actually ever tasted it [Strange]

Tuesday 17 May 16:57:53 UTC 2016

Strange [link] [42 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Unknown attackers rip the heads off of forty chickens. Police on the lookout for an unusually strong chicken choker [Sick]

Tuesday 17 May 16:44:59 UTC 2016

Sick [link] [56 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » The Quick 10: 10 Movie Misquotations

Tuesday 17 May 16:39:39 UTC 2016

"Life is like a box of chocolates: You never know what you're gonna get."We all know that quote "“ Forrest Gump, right? Wrong! Forrest never actually said that. He got close, and his mom got close, but that exact quote was never said. There are so many famous misquotations, I'm making this a two-parter: misquotations from fictional characters and misquotations … [Link]

Mental Floss » 11 Historical Figures Who Were Really Bad At Spelling

Tuesday 17 May 16:39:38 UTC 2016

Would you recoil in terror if spell-check ever stopped working? Fear not: You're in good company. [Link]

Mental Floss » 22 Things You Owned in the ‘90s That Are Worth a Fortune Today

Tuesday 17 May 16:30:00 UTC 2016

Hopefully you never took any of your toys out of the packaging. [Link]

Mental Floss » The Strangest Elevator in Italy? This Lift in Genoa Moves Sideways and Vertically

Tuesday 17 May 16:15:00 UTC 2016

The elevator operates in two sections, but passengers don't have to leave the car in between. [Link]

FMyLife » korbo7 says FML

Tuesday 17 May 15:56:36 UTC 2016

Today, I saw a man help an elderly lady with her tray at the local McDonald's. I wanted to do something nice for him, so I added a couple extra nuggets in his meal. He later came up to me and told me I was dumb and didn't know how to count, and that was why I was working at … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Headless body in trunk less car [Scary]

Tuesday 17 May 15:54:50 UTC 2016

Scary [link] [54 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Doggie downers to hit the market (with what a freaked out dog may look like) [Strange]

Tuesday 17 May 15:44:51 UTC 2016

Strange [link] [68 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Parents beware: Kids know secret emoji language ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ [Obvious]

Tuesday 17 May 15:38:51 UTC 2016

Obvious [link] [94 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Why Do Giant Tortoises Live So Long?

Tuesday 17 May 15:30:00 UTC 2016

Evolution, geography, and luck all may have contributed to the long lives of these gentle giants. [Link]

FMyLife » Buzzed_Head9 says FML

Tuesday 17 May 15:28:34 UTC 2016

Today, I went to get a haircut. The guy next to me was in an Army uniform and had requested a short buzz cut. My stylist had to take a call, so another came out and there must've been a miscommunication, but by then, she was already fast at work. Guess who got stuck with the other guy's haircut. FML [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Four firefighters are accused of making fake calls to 911 with emergency reports just to they can cruise around town in their spiffy fire truck [Dumbass]

Tuesday 17 May 15:27:01 UTC 2016

Dumbass [link] [41 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Ninth Circuit reinstates lawsuit brought on by three men against Alameda County for its ordinance arbitrarily banning gun stores within 500 feet of residential areas, requires governments to justify restrictions on gun stores [Amusing]

Tuesday 17 May 15:24:50 UTC 2016

Amusing [link] [127 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Meanwhile, In Bizarro World, a Florida politician calls out the stupidity of North Carolina with a well reasoned argument bordering on satire [Florida]

Tuesday 17 May 15:22:20 UTC 2016

Florida [link] [63 comments] [Link]

FMyLife » kingdomgirl94 says FML

Tuesday 17 May 15:16:04 UTC 2016

Today, my new upstairs neighbours sent away a package, telling the delivery guy that the person doesn't live there anymore. The package is a birthday present from my mother in-law, and it's been sent back twice now, even after talking to them and leaving a letter for them with my name on it. FML [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Bison, FATALITY! You win, Yellowstone tourists. PERFECT! [Repeat]

Tuesday 17 May 15:13:23 UTC 2016

Repeat [link] [149 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Donald Trump may sue the New York Times for their accurate expose of him [Followup]

Tuesday 17 May 15:12:34 UTC 2016

Followup [link] [242 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » I had no idea unlicensed massage therapists were a terrorist threat, boy do I feel more secure [Unlikely]

Tuesday 17 May 15:11:28 UTC 2016

Unlikely [link] [47 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Some Deep-Sea Squid Moms Hold Their Eggs in Their Arms

Tuesday 17 May 15:00:00 UTC 2016

Reproduction is especially complicated for animals that spend their lives in the water column. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Fark Store Daily Deal: Raspberry Pi 3 Complete Starter Kit. Hands-on education for computer hardware, software, and peripherals. Pie recipe not included. Share your favorite pie recipe here. (Sponsored Link) [Plug]

Tuesday 17 May 14:59:21 UTC 2016

Plug [link] [19 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » To prove conspiracies American businessman bizarrely wants to raise $1 million to stage a dramatic recreation of the 9/11 terror attacks on the World Trade Center, is now looking for an abandoned building and an old aircraft to buy [Creepy]

Tuesday 17 May 14:51:54 UTC 2016

Creepy [link] [104 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Watch This Visual History of Hairstyles Over the Centuries

Tuesday 17 May 14:30:32 UTC 2016

"A Visual History of Ancient Hairdos (and Don'ts)" traces some of the most popular hairstyles of the last five millennia. [Link]

Mental Floss » Astronauts

Tuesday 17 May 14:30:30 UTC 2016

[Link]

Fark.com RSS » New high-tech wine decanter keeps your leftover wine fresh for up to three weeks. Leftover wine? [Strange]

Tuesday 17 May 14:23:33 UTC 2016

Strange [link] [59 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Advisory: if you're in the area of Bear Mountain, watch out for bears [Obvious]

Tuesday 17 May 14:08:50 UTC 2016

Obvious [link] [71 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » The CIA Inspector General has destroyed a report alleging on torture conducted by CIA agents. But the Inspector General wants you to know it was just an accident [Unlikely]

Tuesday 17 May 14:05:51 UTC 2016

Unlikely [link] [65 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 13 Behind-the-Scenes Secrets of 'Shark Tank'

Tuesday 17 May 14:00:00 UTC 2016

The minute their pitch is over, entrepreneurs sit down with a psychiatrist. [Link]

Mental Floss » Roman Barracks Uncovered During Metro Line Construction

Tuesday 17 May 13:30:00 UTC 2016

This is one of many discoveries turned up by the project. [Link]

Weird Universe » Elderly Should Lose Vote

Tuesday 17 May 13:02:28 UTC 2016

Back in 1970, Douglas P. Stewart, a professor of classics at Brandeis University, made headlines for advocating that the elderly should lose the right to vote.

His thesis is this:
"The old, having no future, are dangerously free from the consequences of their own political acts, and it makes no sense to allow the vote to someone who is actuarially … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this precision grooming [Photoshop]

Tuesday 17 May 13:00:01 UTC 2016

Photoshop [link] [31 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » The Time Sammy Davis Jr. Impersonated Michael Jackson

Tuesday 17 May 13:00:00 UTC 2016

Davis once said Jackson was "like a son." [Link]

Fark.com RSS » New robotic exosuit technology will increase your ability to lift things by seven whole percent. Let's break out the champagne folks, no need to work any harder [Fail]

Tuesday 17 May 12:42:18 UTC 2016

Fail [link] [81 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » This NASA Satellite From the ‘70s Looks Like a Space-Bound Disco Ball

Tuesday 17 May 12:30:00 UTC 2016

…it's also been a valuable source for scientific research and discovery for four decades. [Link]

FMyLife » anonymous says FML

Tuesday 17 May 12:29:49 UTC 2016

Today, at the laundromat. I loaded a huge load into the top dryer, put all the quarters in, and started the bottom one. I realized my mistake when I came to check on it. FML [Link]

Fark.com RSS » How to capture a roving band of rogue roosters? Get them drunk, of course [Amusing]

Tuesday 17 May 12:13:31 UTC 2016

Amusing [link] [33 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 7 Times People Ruined Priceless Works of Art

Tuesday 17 May 12:00:00 UTC 2016

“Don’t touch the art” is a simple rule stated at almost every gallery and museum in the world—yet for some reason, there are a select few who choose to ignore it, and they've left a trail of mangled artwork in their wake. [Link]

Weird Universe » Robot Ballet

Tuesday 17 May 11:45:19 UTC 2016

The Italian Futurists had a thing for robot costumes in their dance performances. They left behind some weird imagery.

Read about them here.

[Link]

Fark.com RSS » Render unto seizures the things that are seizures [Interesting]

Tuesday 17 May 11:39:41 UTC 2016

Interesting [link] [53 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Just because your neighbor won't illuminate the American flag on his mailbox at night according to federal code doesn't give you the right to steal it and hand it over to the Veterans of Foreign Wars to give it a proper retirement [Murica]

Tuesday 17 May 11:39:27 UTC 2016

Murica [link] [237 comments] [Link]

Futility Closet » Redesign

Tuesday 17 May 11:27:52 UTC 2016

We’ve upgraded our look today, to make the podcast and books easier to find and to make the site easier to use on mobile devices. Many thanks to Graph Paper Press for the new design and to the great Von Glitschka for our new logo (about which more in a future post). Everything should work as it always has (including … [Link]

Mental Floss » Watch This Artist "Paint" Animal Portraits With Gunpowder and Fire

Tuesday 17 May 11:00:00 UTC 2016

Danny Shervin uses a dangerous technique to create adorable works of art. [Link]

Mental Floss » Astronauts

Tuesday 17 May 10:45:00 UTC 2016

[Link]

Fark.com RSS » Wow. so stylish. much baggage. very memeish. must have [Silly]

Tuesday 17 May 10:38:36 UTC 2016

Silly [link] [43 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Crocodile Bookmark Turns Your Books Into a Literary Swamp

Tuesday 17 May 10:30:00 UTC 2016

Keep your book safe from prying eyes with this (adorably) threatening bookmark. [Link]

Mental Floss » 5 Steps New Grads Should Take to Boost Their Credit

Tuesday 17 May 10:00:00 UTC 2016

First, get a credit card. Then follow these five steps. [Link]

FMyLife » kids are meh says FML

Tuesday 17 May 9:47:50 UTC 2016

Today, I told my cousin it would be okay if he stayed the weekend after a fight with his wife. He didn't tell me he was bringing his 4 kids. They've watched funny cat videos for hours and they laugh like maniacs. FML [Link]

Fark.com RSS » "Sex Roulette" parties being held where one person is HIV+ and no condoms allowed are apparently now a thing [Sick]

Tuesday 17 May 9:46:38 UTC 2016

Sick [link] [139 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » A secret wartime deal shaped the Middle East nearly a century ago, and it still shapes the Middle East today [Interesting]

Tuesday 17 May 9:43:37 UTC 2016

Interesting [link] [44 comments] [Link]

FMyLife » are you kidding me? says FML

Tuesday 17 May 9:24:00 UTC 2016

Today, my boss joined me on my vacation, to "make sure I actually went". FML [Link]

Mental Floss » Morning Cup of Links: The Planet Hoth in LEGO™

Tuesday 17 May 9:00:00 UTC 2016

Get your hot links here! [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Finger food [Giggity]

Tuesday 17 May 8:27:00 UTC 2016

Giggity [link] [40 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 8 Early Criticisms of Stephen Curry That Sound Absurd in Retrospect

Tuesday 17 May 8:00:00 UTC 2016

'He probably is never going to end up being a star in the league.' [Link]

Fark.com RSS » The recent spate of London Underground delays have been caused by: A) mechanical failures B) CHUDs C) 'Excessive sunlight' [Stupid]

Tuesday 17 May 7:46:00 UTC 2016

Stupid [link] [23 comments] [Link]

GraphJam » Bip Bopin Pie Chart Zoobity

Tuesday 17 May 7:43:11 UTC 2016

Bill cosby Graph by: sebastian.chick Tagged: bill cosby , Pie Chart Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » 

Tuesday 17 May 7:43:06 UTC 2016

cavities dentist floss lies Pie Chart teeth - 4421535744 Graph by: Unknown Tagged: cavities , dentist , floss , lies , Pie Chart , teeth Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Download speed vs. % done

Tuesday 17 May 7:42:56 UTC 2016

Graph by: Unknown Tagged: car , crawling , done , downloads , lightning , Line Graph , percentage , rate , speed , train , walking Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Cushiest Job in the World

Tuesday 17 May 7:42:46 UTC 2016

cushy,Dunder Mifflin,glares,job,Pie Chart,the office,work Graph by: thelivingdrew Tagged: cushy , Dunder Mifflin , glares , job , Pie Chart , the office , work Share on Facebook [Link]

Mental Floss » Infographic Shows Which African Mammals Are Most at Risk

Tuesday 17 May 7:00:00 UTC 2016

Far too many are in the endangered category. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Now, this little beauty was only driven to church on Sundays. No, really [Spiffy]

Tuesday 17 May 6:47:16 UTC 2016

Spiffy [link] [27 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Are you a picky eater? Do you want to know why? Well, here comes the science, but you have to push aside the peas to get there [PSA]

Tuesday 17 May 6:41:00 UTC 2016

PSA [link] [99 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Do you feel tired for no apparent reason? Congratulations, you may have just had a silent heart attack [Scary]

Tuesday 17 May 6:20:00 UTC 2016

Scary [link] [47 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 14 Mind-Twisting Terms from 'The Matrix'

Tuesday 17 May 6:12:06 UTC 2016

Go down the rabbit hole to the stories behind these terms from the movie. [Link]

Mental Floss » "Urban Confessional" Project Acts Like Free Therapy for City Dwellers

Tuesday 17 May 5:30:00 UTC 2016

The service is all about listening to strangers. [Link]

Mental Floss » The Worst Industrial Disaster in U.S. History

Tuesday 17 May 4:42:11 UTC 2016

The deadliest industrial disaster in U.S. history occurred on April 16, 1947, in Texas City, Texas. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » I'm the king of the wor [Sad]

Tuesday 17 May 4:18:35 UTC 2016

Sad [link] [91 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Coolest elderly Polish couple you'll EVER want to party with ….all night long. That's right, off their dance floor [Cool]

Tuesday 17 May 4:05:22 UTC 2016

Cool [link] [20 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Obama awards 13 Public Safety Medals of Valor to some seriously brave officers [Hero]

Tuesday 17 May 4:04:29 UTC 2016

Hero [link] [45 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Keyboard Software Responds Differently to Each Finger to Improve Shortcuts

Tuesday 17 May 3:25:14 UTC 2016

New software called Finger-Aware Shortcuts could revolutionize keyboard shortcuts. [Link]

Mental Floss » Scientists Use Star Maps to Date Sappho’s 'Midnight Poem'

Tuesday 17 May 3:00:00 UTC 2016

The fragment makes mention of the time of night as well as the position of the Moon and the Pleiades. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Virginian conservative running for the U.S. Senate inadvertently exposes himself as an amateur porn enthusiast with safe for work screenshot of his personal computer [Fail]

Tuesday 17 May 2:58:24 UTC 2016

Fail [link] [180 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » This Lens Turns Your Phone Into a Powerful Flashlight

Tuesday 17 May 2:30:00 UTC 2016

With F.lens you don't have to worry about being left in the dark. [Link]

Mental Floss » These Bingo Cards Turn 'Twin Peaks' Into a Damn Fine Party Game

Tuesday 17 May 1:55:33 UTC 2016

Each card comes with 24 different images (plus a free space marked with Dale Cooper’s face) of characters, sayings, locations, and recurring motifs in the show. [Link]

Mental Floss » What’s the Difference Between Neosporin, Bactine, and Hydrogen Peroxide?

Tuesday 17 May 1:30:00 UTC 2016

And do you really need all of them in your first-aid kit? [Link]

Mental Floss » Stephen King's 'The Shining' Adapted Into a Opera

Tuesday 17 May 0:30:00 UTC 2016

The classic novel's 600 pages were condensed into a terrifying, two-hour performance. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Mexico last week: "We are a safe country…nothing to worry about." Mexico this week: "Acapulco is a war zone" [Fail]

Tuesday 17 May 0:26:14 UTC 2016

Fail [link] [95 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » In the U.K., be careful not to expose your tit to the traffic camera (SFW) [Amusing]

Tuesday 17 May 0:22:16 UTC 2016

Amusing [link] [23 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Heavily-armed man suspected of autogodwinning [Obvious]

Tuesday 17 May 0:21:17 UTC 2016

Obvious [link] [39 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Obama praises Finland's heavy metal when meeting with President Sauli Niinistö, saying the best the US has is in Flint, Michigan [Silly]

Tuesday 17 May 0:16:15 UTC 2016

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