John Gordon Ross

A Man for All Reasons

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Whittle It a Little, It’ll Fit

Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”

Mental Floss » A Brazilian Surgeon Saved a Man's Hand by Sewing It Into His Stomach

Wednesday 6 April 23:30:00 UTC 2016

42-year-old Carlos Mariotti will regain partial use of the limb once it heals. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Britain's stupidest criminals include the thief who left his wig at a crime scene to the robber who tried to pay for a packet of crisps with cheese [Fail]

Wednesday 6 April 23:12:31 UTC 2016

Fail [link] [18 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Historic Porcelain Warehouse Opens to the Public for 'Treasure Hunts'

Wednesday 6 April 23:00:00 UTC 2016

Ceramics might not be the first thing that comes to mind when you think of treasure, but any good antique hunter knows better. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » In California, birth control prescriptions are now available from your pharmacists. So you can stop asking for them at the bank or the car dealership, if that's what you were doing before [Obvious]

Wednesday 6 April 22:42:50 UTC 2016

Obvious [link] [131 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Return to 'The Crypt': Jack Davis Resurrects the Crypt-Keeper

Wednesday 6 April 22:30:00 UTC 2016

By Lisa Hix When iconic “Mad Magazine” illustrator Jack Davis launched his career in the early 1950s, he made a name for himself drawing nightmarish images for EC Comics titles such as “Tales From the Crypt.” Horror fans today still marvel at his towering and intricately detailed fiends—corrupt men with shadowy, crevassed faces; feral werewolves with saliva dripping from … [Link]

Mental Floss » Watch a Live Stream of a Newly-Hatched Condor Chick

Wednesday 6 April 22:29:43 UTC 2016

California condors are a critically endangered species, which makes witnessing the birth and early life of a condor chick a rare and spectacular experience. [Link]

Mental Floss » Why Do Grown-Ups Have Wrinkles?

Wednesday 6 April 22:29:42 UTC 2016

WHY? is our attempt to answer all the questions every little kid asks. Do you have a question? Send it to why@mentalfloss.com. Our skin is supposed to stretch. We do it every day when we squint in the sunlight, make a silly face, smile, laugh, pout, or furrow our eyebrows. Each time our skin stretches, tiny lines and grooves start … [Link]

Mental Floss » 16 Epic Facts About ‘Seven Samurai’

Wednesday 6 April 22:29:41 UTC 2016

Akira Kurosawa pushed his creative powers to new limits with a film that merged grueling shoots, an unprecedented budget, and an all-star cast to change Japanese cinema forever. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Voters in small Wisconsin town end 163-year ban on alcohol sales upon realization that they live in a small Wisconsin town [Cool]

Wednesday 6 April 22:13:25 UTC 2016

Cool [link] [47 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » New bill would allow any Oklahoman over 21 to openly carry firearms without a license, training or background checks. This should end well [Murica]

Wednesday 6 April 22:13:09 UTC 2016

Murica [link] [285 comments] [Link]

The Onion » Versailles Building Luxury Hotel

Wednesday 6 April 22:10:00 UTC 2016

The palace of Versailles is outfitting three of its outbuildings with luxury guest rooms, a spa, and a high-end restaurant, though critics decry the project as the commoditization of a national treasure. What do you think?
[Link]

Fark.com RSS » Matt Foley has moved his van to the U.K [Cool]

Wednesday 6 April 21:47:12 UTC 2016

Cool [link] [46 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Meet Peanut: The Adorable, One-Horned 'Ewe-Nicorn' Sheep

Wednesday 6 April 21:30:00 UTC 2016

Visitors come from all over to catch a glimpse of Peanut the unicorn. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Coal King Don Blankenship given a year in jail and a $250,000 fine violating mine safety rules causing an explosion that killed 29 and if that sentence seems light, remember, he IS "fabulously wealthy" and that's like 20 years in rich peo

Wednesday 6 April 21:18:15 UTC 2016

Followup [link] [109 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Robots That Are Ready to Walk as Soon as They Exit the 3D Printer

Wednesday 6 April 21:15:00 UTC 2016

It prints the hydraulic pumps and the fluids that power them. [Link]

The Onion » New Royal Caribbean Cruise Just 12-Day Buffet On Floor Of Empty Dockside Warehouse

Wednesday 6 April 21:12:00 UTC 2016

MIAMI—Telling members of the media Wednesday that the all-inclusive package has already proven popular with American vacationers, Royal Caribbean International discussed the launch last month of its newest cruise, a 12-day-long continuous buffet set up on the bare concrete floor of an abandoned dockside warehouse. According to Royal Caribbean officials, the cruise’s passengers mill around in a dilapidated shipping building … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Florida's governor signs a law officially voiding Florida's 148-year old law making it a criminal offense for unmarried couples to live together. Tag is for how long it took them to do this [Florida]

Wednesday 6 April 21:01:56 UTC 2016

Florida [link] [72 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » ‘Gilmore Girls’ Candles Will Make Any Room Smell Like Stars Hollow

Wednesday 6 April 21:00:00 UTC 2016

Choose whether you want to revel in the scent of Lorelai’s daisies, or Rory’s books. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Perp denies owning crack pipe hidden in her vagina, says she was just storing it for a friend [Florida]

Wednesday 6 April 20:51:15 UTC 2016

Florida [link] [37 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 8 Languages With Different Names for Harry Potter's Hogwarts Houses

Wednesday 6 April 20:29:43 UTC 2016

The Hogwarts houses in Harry Potter stay pretty much the same in most of translations of the books—but some languages go a different way. [Link]

Mental Floss » The Missing Links: Librarians Parody "Bohemian Rhapsody"

Wednesday 6 April 20:29:40 UTC 2016

Your school librarians were never this cool. Check out this group's "Bohemian Rhapsody" parody. * I wonder if those librarians could help you find one of these weird books that actually exist. * It takes a special kind of daredevil pilot to go zig-zagging through a wind farm, and that is exactly what this one did. The video is impressive. … [Link]

The Onion » Subway Manager Disgusted By Sight Of Cold Cut Combo Devouring Large Rat

Wednesday 6 April 20:29:18 UTC 2016

UNION CITY, NJ—Saying the disturbing incident made him sick to his stomach, Subway shift manager Dean Haney told reporters Wednesday he was completely disgusted after seeing a Cold Cut Combo devour a large rat in the alley behind the restaurant. “I went to take out the trash, and I saw this nasty-looking thing just feasting on a full-grown rat,” said … [Link]

Mental Floss » Giant Waste Lumps Called 'Fatbergs' Are Washing Up on the UK's Coast

Wednesday 6 April 20:15:00 UTC 2016

The fatty lumps aren't just gross—they're also harmful to humans and animals alike. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop a Millennials view of the corporate world [Photoshop]

Wednesday 6 April 20:00:01 UTC 2016

Photoshop [link] [19 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » A Scientific Explanation for Why Everyone Hates Nickelback

Wednesday 6 April 20:00:00 UTC 2016

They're too good at what they do. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » We have reached peak porn. "There are only so many ways we can show people having sex, and we've basically run out of ideas" [Sad]

Wednesday 6 April 19:55:40 UTC 2016

Sad [link] [246 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » This New Service Aims to Make Tax Season Less Stressful for Freelancers

Wednesday 6 April 19:30:00 UTC 2016

This smart savings account helps you plan ahead for that pesky 1099 form. [Link]

Mental Floss » 8 Athletes Who Competed in the First Modern Olympics

Wednesday 6 April 19:00:00 UTC 2016

On April 6, 1896—120 years ago today—the first modern Olympics were held in Athens, Greece. [Link]

Futility Closet » Unquote

Wednesday 6 April 18:15:37 UTC 2016

“What I cannot create, I do not understand.” — On Richard Feynman’s Caltech blackboard at the time of his death in 1988 Please support Futility Closet on Patreon! [Link]

Mental Floss » The Best Amazon Deals We Could Find Today, April 6

Wednesday 6 April 18:12:30 UTC 2016

As a recurring feature, our team combs the Web and shares some amazing Amazon deals we’ve turned up. Here’s what caught our eye today, April 6. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Crocodiles figure out how to climb fences. In related news, all of Australia is dead now (pic) [Scary]

Wednesday 6 April 18:10:29 UTC 2016

Scary [link] [32 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Moleskine’s Smart Pen Will Digitize Your Drawings in Real Time

Wednesday 6 April 18:00:00 UTC 2016

Save your notes on your tablet or phone without taking a million pictures of your notebook. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Country music legend Merle Haggard passes away on his 79th birthday. In a related story, 2016 moves up on the list of all-time serial killers [News]

Wednesday 6 April 17:57:03 UTC 2016

News [link] [257 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » "As is the case with many iconic dishes, the exact where and when of the Frito pie's invention is heavily disputed" [Silly]

Wednesday 6 April 17:53:27 UTC 2016

Silly [link] [73 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Obama is at it again, restricting your God-given constitutional rights to own, possess, and use tigers [Murica]

Wednesday 6 April 17:53:19 UTC 2016

Murica [link] [74 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » What Staring at a Computer Screen All Day Does to Your Eyes

Wednesday 6 April 17:30:00 UTC 2016

A few tweaks in your daily office routine can make a big difference for your long-term vision. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » What do you get when a fat ass sits on a little ass? A dead ass, a court case and utter humiliation [Dumbass]

Wednesday 6 April 17:20:39 UTC 2016

Dumbass [link] [51 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Problem: TV personality commits well-publicized suicide. Solution: Ban ceiling fans [Stupid]

Wednesday 6 April 17:19:39 UTC 2016

Stupid [link] [55 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 5 Questions: Tai "Chi"

Wednesday 6 April 17:17:06 UTC 2016

[Link]

Fark.com RSS » Judge approves $20 billion settlement in the 2010 BP gulf oil spill. Executives scramble to find a way to make up for the three days worth of profits [Followup]

Wednesday 6 April 16:54:41 UTC 2016

Followup [link] [38 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » "Casino evacuated after penis ring causes terror alert" [Amusing]

Wednesday 6 April 16:42:39 UTC 2016

Amusing [link] [37 comments] [Link]

FMyLife » Anonymous says FML

Wednesday 6 April 16:40:08 UTC 2016

Today, I spent hours putting together a beautifully intricate jigsaw to give to my grandmother, who likes to frame them and hang them on her wall. Just as I was about to finish it, I discovered my dog chewing the last piece. FML [Link]

Mental Floss » The Best Beer from All 50 States

Wednesday 6 April 16:30:00 UTC 2016

Celebrate National Beer Day with a local brew, no matter where you are. [Link]

Mental Floss » 15 Out-Of-This-World Facts About Space Mountain

Wednesday 6 April 16:30:00 UTC 2016

3. Early names for the ride included “Space Port” and “Space Voyage.” [Link]

FMyLife » Upfront says FML

Wednesday 6 April 16:19:31 UTC 2016

Today, I confronted my very passive-aggressive roommate about taking out the trash. With a smug smile, she insisted that I should write her a letter if I want to argue. FML [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Torn from the Front Page of the Bangor Daily News: Moose trots up the road and does a little dance (w/video) [Spiffy]

Wednesday 6 April 16:17:36 UTC 2016

Spiffy [link] [74 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » You Can Now Get Spreadable Beer Marmalade in Scotland

Wednesday 6 April 16:00:00 UTC 2016

Scottish craft brewery Innis & Gunn is now selling both beer marmalade and marmalade beer. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Imprisoned Manson family murderer Tex Watson is mailing Wikipedia handwritten edits of his pages in longform and demanding his entries be changed to include them [Unlikely]

Wednesday 6 April 15:59:31 UTC 2016

Unlikely [link] [50 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Hunters kill massive 15-foot alligator that was snacking on cows [Florida]

Wednesday 6 April 15:56:29 UTC 2016

Florida [link] [53 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » The Villanova Wildcats shut down I-95 through Pennsylvania at rush hour yesterday afternoon when they flew back from the national championship and no one complained or threw batteries at the team or anything, which is weird for Philly [Strange]

Wednesday 6 April 15:54:42 UTC 2016

Strange [link] [39 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Man wakes up to discover that overnight, the city has turned the parking space in front of his house into a disabled spot and fined him for parking his car in it (pics) [Asinine]

Wednesday 6 April 15:49:29 UTC 2016

Asinine [link] [44 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Brandenburg bans the posting of "noodle mass" signs. Brother Spaghettus says, "This is pasta joke" [Silly]

Wednesday 6 April 15:32:29 UTC 2016

Silly [link] [21 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Raise a Glass and Celebrate Two Beer Holidays This Week

Wednesday 6 April 15:30:00 UTC 2016

Today is New Beer's Eve—time to pick out a brew for tomorrow's National Beer Day! [Link]

Fark.com RSS » One in 50 men are raising a bastard and don't even know it [Weird]

Wednesday 6 April 15:28:30 UTC 2016

Weird [link] [157 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed at home. And this little piggy was slathered in grease and chased through the streets by Spanish school children [Strange]

Wednesday 6 April 15:15:02 UTC 2016

Strange [link] [14 comments] [Link]

The Onion » Struggling Nation Sends Middle Class To Go Live With Canadian Government For A While

Wednesday 6 April 15:13:00 UTC 2016

WASHINGTON—Admitting that things have been difficult recently and that the country needed a little time to “sort some stuff out” on its own, President Barack Obama told America’s middle class Wednesday that he would be sending them to go live with the Canadian government for a while.The president stated that he and Congress had thought long and hard about the … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Tourism chiefs outraged over pop song slur that suggests Ibiza is favourite party spot for drug takers. As if [Facepalm]

Wednesday 6 April 15:05:29 UTC 2016

Facepalm [link] [26 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Australian police come upon naked woman, whip out their–you know what, let me rephrase this whole headline [Scary]

Wednesday 6 April 15:03:07 UTC 2016

Scary [link] [24 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » The ISIS media department now has a publishing arm, and among the more notable titles on its spring list are "How to Handle Your Slaves" and "How Women Should Behave and Dress" [Weird]

Wednesday 6 April 15:00:29 UTC 2016

Weird [link] [49 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » A self-claimed 'prophet' said he went to Heaven and took pictures on his smartphone and is willing to share…. I mean sell them to you [Unlikely]

Wednesday 6 April 14:59:30 UTC 2016

Unlikely [link] [47 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » For decades, owner of no-tell motel used hidden cameras to watch guests have sex. He would have gotten away with it if not… wait, he did get away with it? [Giggity]

Wednesday 6 April 14:56:29 UTC 2016

Giggity [link] [50 comments] [Link]

Weird Universe » Miss Medic Alert Followup

Wednesday 6 April 14:48:24 UTC 2016

I do not necessarily wish to claim a Google-fu superior to Alex's, but I did find an image of the 1965 Miss Medic Alert.

Original article here. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » China, jealous of Jessica McClure, throws kid down well then shows dramatic televised rescue [Sappy]

Wednesday 6 April 14:42:31 UTC 2016

Sappy [link] [18 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Icelandic PM says he "did not resign", he just told his staffers and other MPs that he will be leaving Parliament, effective immediately, to spend some more time with his offshore money, but that's not "resigning", just…you know

Wednesday 6 April 14:36:38 UTC 2016

Facepalm [link] [23 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 11 Delicious Facts About ‘Good Burger’

Wednesday 6 April 14:30:00 UTC 2016

Can we take your order? [Link]

Fark.com RSS » A father covered in Nazi tattoos and who named his children Adolf Hitler and Arian Nation claims he is being unfairly singled out [Followup]

Wednesday 6 April 14:21:29 UTC 2016

Followup [link] [87 comments] [Link]

The Onion » Introverts React More Negatively To Typos

Wednesday 6 April 14:19:00 UTC 2016

A study on personality and cognition found that introverted people noticed more typos and grammatical errors in someone’s writing and consequently assumed more negative opinions about the writer than extroverts did. What do you think?
[Link]

Fark.com RSS » I have run out of wit, Please bring some honey. Also, try to write a little and share some of your stories. We have a book we're compiling. An anthology of sorts. Also, there's a Fark Book Fair coming soon. THIS is the Fark Writer's threa

Wednesday 6 April 14:09:02 UTC 2016

CSB [link] [59 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Why Are Your Favorite Rainboots Called 'Wellies'?

Wednesday 6 April 14:00:00 UTC 2016

Thank the British aristocracy. [Link]

Overheard In The Office » Jeez, I’m Starting to Freak Here

Wednesday 6 April 13:44:45 UTC 2016

Counter girl: I’m sorry it’s taking so long, but we’re really busy today, and I’m the only one here.
Sympathetic customer: Yes, it’s always busier when you’re the only one, isn’t it?
Counter girl: Yes, especially when I’m alone. Ybor Square
Tampa, Florida [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Fark Store Daily Deal: Complete C# Coding Bootcamp. Alternative B♭basic training scheduled for next spring. (Sponsored Link) [Plug]

Wednesday 6 April 13:33:37 UTC 2016

Plug [link] [5 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » This Library Provides Social Services to Homeless Patrons

Wednesday 6 April 13:30:00 UTC 2016

Here's how one public library is working to make a difference. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this POV [Photoshop]

Wednesday 6 April 13:00:01 UTC 2016

Photoshop [link] [39 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » The German Tradition of Posing With a Man in a Polar Bear Costume

Wednesday 6 April 13:00:00 UTC 2016

The bizarre photobombs may have origins in Nazi propaganda. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » A Kentucky lawyer, a former administrative law judge and a psychologist walk into a bunch of bars [Dumbass]

Wednesday 6 April 12:53:25 UTC 2016

Dumbass [link] [28 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Pakistan catches up to Texas [Asinine]

Wednesday 6 April 12:30:58 UTC 2016

Asinine [link] [29 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 14 Old-Fashioned Words for Writers

Wednesday 6 April 12:30:00 UTC 2016

At the risk of being a puffer, here are some obscure things to call a quill-driver. [Link]

Weird Universe » Miss Medic Alert

Wednesday 6 April 12:29:47 UTC 2016

The winner of this title was "a beauty with a hidden medical problem" — which sounds slightly ominous.

Unfortunately I haven't found a picture of Miss Medic Alert, but it seems like the contest ran from the late '60s to the mid '70s.

Detroit Free Press – Mar 10, 1972

[Link]

Fark.com RSS » This morning all of London is asking, "The hell is that thing swimming up the Thames?" [Weird]

Wednesday 6 April 12:02:30 UTC 2016

Weird [link] [102 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » This Short Animation Explains The Formula Behind Every 'X-Files' Episode

Wednesday 6 April 12:00:00 UTC 2016

For a show that investigated the vast mysteries of alien life, paranormal activity, and government conspiracy, "The X-Files" still managed to be comfortingly formulaic. [Link]

Weird Universe » Follies of the Madmen #279

Wednesday 6 April 11:51:43 UTC 2016

[Click to enlarge]

No chipmunks, crickets, rabbits, or fat, slack-jawed, beanie-wearing yokels were actually diced and cooked for these recipes.

Original ad here. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Woman shot with her own gun after a struggle with intruders inside her own home. Your move, NRA [Interesting]

Wednesday 6 April 11:47:58 UTC 2016

Interesting [link] [247 comments] [Link]

GraphJam » Why I Didn't Text You Back

Wednesday 6 April 11:32:04 UTC 2016

fap,Pie Chart,respond,shower,texting Graph by: Unknown Tagged: fap , Pie Chart , respond , shower , texting Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » enjoyment of Army life

Wednesday 6 April 11:31:52 UTC 2016

army Bar Graph buy discount drink duty hangover life miles military run stranger thank you - 2394905856 Graph by: xenofreak7 Tagged: army , Bar Graph , buy , discount , drink , duty , hangover , life , miles , military , run , stranger , thank you Share on Facebook [Link]

Mental Floss » Mattel Is Bringing Back Classic Hot Wheels From the '80s

Wednesday 6 April 11:30:00 UTC 2016

Feed your nostalgia with these retro wheels. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Twelve current and former Detroit school principals indicted for corruption, along with an assistant superintendent and the guy who bribed them to 'buy' fake school supplies [Followup]

Wednesday 6 April 11:22:16 UTC 2016

Followup [link] [13 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Tai "Chi"

Wednesday 6 April 11:15:00 UTC 2016

[Link]

Mental Floss » 'Sailor Moon'-Themed Cafe Coming to Tokyo

Wednesday 6 April 11:00:00 UTC 2016

In the name of the moon, I will eat this pink burger. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Woman refuses to be vaccinated against whooping cough during pregnancy because she is a "healthy, fit, organic woman." You know what happens next [Dumbass]

Wednesday 6 April 10:36:37 UTC 2016

Dumbass [link] [199 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 8 Tips for Finding the Best Sleep Position for Your Health

Wednesday 6 April 10:30:00 UTC 2016

How do the positions in which we sleep affect our overall health? [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Pakistan just made it possible for women to not be killed for any old reason by family members. Some Pakistani men have a problem with this [Cool]

Wednesday 6 April 10:05:58 UTC 2016

Cool [link] [51 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » So now that Bernie has all this momentum from 7 straight wins, could he actually win a contested Democratic convention? Short answer: No. Long answer: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no [Obvious]

Wednesday 6 April 9:34:58 UTC 2016

Obvious [link] [197 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Morning Cup of Links: George Miller’s Justice League Movie

Wednesday 6 April 9:30:00 UTC 2016

Check out these links from all over! [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Reporter: Because of my work, I was able to inform the people that there's a terrible murder, hours before my competition even got to the scene. In fact some of the adult-run newspapers were reporting the wrong news, or no news at all. Fark: She&

Wednesday 6 April 9:07:58 UTC 2016

Cool [link] [43 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Leave it to Japan to make full-body masturbation sex suits weird (Not safe for work, sanity) [Weird]

Wednesday 6 April 8:57:00 UTC 2016

Weird [link] [71 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Being British and breaking a British record means having triplets when you're a 55-year-old grandmother ….So very British one guesses [Weird]

Wednesday 6 April 8:05:00 UTC 2016

Weird [link] [16 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » If you know how to make a bomb out of popsicle sticks, duct tape and a chalupa, the defense department would like a word [Spiffy]

Wednesday 6 April 7:34:00 UTC 2016

Spiffy [link] [43 comments] [Link]

FMyLife » nothingtoseeherejuststealingtrees says FML

Wednesday 6 April 7:31:57 UTC 2016

Today, I met my neighbor. When she saw me cutting down trees on my lot, she interrogated me and called the police because she didn't believe I owned the property. She didn't call the cops when she watched someone steal a cord of wood from my property two days ago. FML [Link]

FMyLife » Anonymous says FML

Wednesday 6 April 7:13:31 UTC 2016

Today, I forgot an important book for school, because I dreamt that I was putting it in my bag. My brain somehow classified it as reality. This isn't the first time my dreams have trolled me. FML [Link]

Futility Closet » The Falling Chain

Wednesday 6 April 6:49:34 UTC 2016

Here are two identical rope ladders with slanting rungs. One falls to the floor, the other onto a table. The ladders are released at the same time and fall freely, but the one on the left falls faster, as if the table is “sucking” it downward. Why does this happen? Click for solution … Please support Futility Closet on Patreon! … [Link]

Mental Floss » 25 Beautiful Postcard Sets to Send to Your Friends

Wednesday 6 April 6:30:00 UTC 2016

Send them or frame them. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » You're gonna need a bigger litter box [Cool]

Wednesday 6 April 6:27:00 UTC 2016

Cool [link] [38 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » RIP #ASSoL #ASSLAW [Sad]

Wednesday 6 April 6:13:00 UTC 2016

Sad [link] [68 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Artist's Animations Turn Iconic Buildings Into Characters

Wednesday 6 April 5:30:00 UTC 2016

Malaysia's most recognizable skyscrapers become fist-bumping frenemies in illustrator Michael William Lester's latest project. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Motorcyclist chased and nearly driven off the road tries to file a police report but is told that road rage is a common problem and that he shouldn't bother. Guess which state [Florida]

Wednesday 6 April 5:02:37 UTC 2016

Florida [link] [71 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Driver of SUV flees cops at a Navy base and crashes into an FA/18 Super Hornet. Subby just wants to know how the hell he got that high in the air [Interesting]

Wednesday 6 April 4:49:35 UTC 2016

Interesting [link] [60 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 11 Research-Backed Ways to Boost Confidence

Wednesday 6 April 4:30:00 UTC 2016

Presented by Allstate. [Link]

Mental Floss » Researchers Reveal the Formula for the Perfect Bonbon Shell

Wednesday 6 April 4:00:00 UTC 2016

Aspiring chocolatiers, take note. [Link]

Weird Universe » The Order Of Yoni

Wednesday 6 April 3:52:08 UTC 2016

Yoni is the Sanskrit word for vagina and that is where the bacteria used to make this beer comes from. NSFW [Link]

Fark.com RSS » This is how you run a marathon [Hero]

Wednesday 6 April 3:42:30 UTC 2016

Hero [link] [46 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » WWI Centennial: Brits Fail To Lift Kut Siege

Wednesday 6 April 3:30:00 UTC 2016

Erik Sass is covering the events of the war exactly 100 years after they happened. This is the 230th installment in the series. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » German woman, owed $680 for the last four years due to an airline delay, finally collects. Fark: By hiring a collector who threatens to impound an airplane [Spiffy]

Wednesday 6 April 3:22:26 UTC 2016

Spiffy [link] [41 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Boston Lets Teenagers Help Allocate Its City Planning Budget

Wednesday 6 April 3:00:00 UTC 2016

Since 2014, the city of Boston has received budgeting help from an unusual source: teenagers. [Link]

Mental Floss » This Web App Identifies Unnecessary Words In Your Writing

Wednesday 6 April 2:30:00 UTC 2016

If you’re struggling to fine tune your writing or reduce that cover letter to a single page, there’s a web app that can help. [Link]

Mental Floss » This Startup Lets You Return Online Purchases at Real-Life Kiosks

Wednesday 6 April 2:00:00 UTC 2016

Online shopping just got even more convenient. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Drug suspect, 20, tries to flee from police on hoverboard. Jailarity ensues [Dumbass]

Wednesday 6 April 1:47:36 UTC 2016

Dumbass [link] [62 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » The U.S.S. Akron: One of the Worst Airship Disasters in U.S. History

Wednesday 6 April 1:30:00 UTC 2016

The Hindenburg disaster is often called the most devastating loss of life during the zeppelin era, but the Hindenburg wasn’t the worst airship accident. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » San Diego's vaping congressman gets caught spending campaign money on video game downloads, blames son [Amusing]

Wednesday 6 April 1:25:31 UTC 2016

Amusing [link] [72 comments] [Link]

FMyLife » tatertotes13 says FML

Wednesday 6 April 1:11:08 UTC 2016

Today, I was trying to fix a stapler, but it turns out it wasn't broken at all. It wouldn't staple a small stack of papers but had no trouble stapling through my finger. FML [Link]

FMyLife » Jmdezy says FML

Wednesday 6 April 1:11:07 UTC 2016

Today, I was drunk and sent my friend a picture of my penis. He edited the picture and put hands and sunglasses on it before sending it to practically everyone I know. FML [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Lesbos to be visited by Pope Francis in what has to be the worst blind-dating matchup of all time [Giggity]

Wednesday 6 April 1:10:35 UTC 2016

Giggity [link] [30 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Artist Creates Tiny Rooms in Abandoned Manholes

Wednesday 6 April 1:00:00 UTC 2016

The secret rooms are meant to address the problem of people living in sewers in Bucharest, Romania. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Subby gets arrested at airport [Stupid]

Wednesday 6 April 0:54:36 UTC 2016

Stupid [link] [44 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Death toll is 71 and rising in Pakistan due to Dihydrogen Monoxide outbreak [Scary]

Wednesday 6 April 0:48:36 UTC 2016

Scary [link] [46 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 4 Reasons to Write by Hand Rather Than Type

Wednesday 6 April 0:30:00 UTC 2016

It’s good for your brain. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Missing WV couple found in mud hole. When told they'd be brought back to West Virginia, said they preferred the mud hole [Interesting]

Wednesday 6 April 0:12:30 UTC 2016

Interesting [link] [22 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Subby would never wear this skirt, period [Fail]

Wednesday 6 April 0:04:53 UTC 2016

Fail [link] [73 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this classiness [Photoshop]

Wednesday 6 April 0:00:01 UTC 2016

Photoshop [link] [15 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Ancient Horse Poop May ID Site of Hannibal's Passage Over the Alps

Wednesday 6 April 0:00:00 UTC 2016

Researchers claim they can confirm the location, thanks to the biological evidence the horses left behind. [Link]

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