John Gordon Ross

A Man for All Reasons

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Whittle It a Little, It’ll Fit

Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”

Fark.com RSS » "The deputy shot me. Look at my battle scars, man" [Florida]

Friday 29 January 23:42:38 UTC 2016

Florida [link] [28 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » 'Have you seen the sign? There is a house here – so, you know, if you could not drive into it, that would be great' [Amusing]

Friday 29 January 23:32:26 UTC 2016

Amusing [link] [27 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 15 Slick Facts About 'Grease'

Friday 29 January 23:30:00 UTC 2016

We've got chills. They're multiplying. [Link]

Mental Floss » These Winter Jackets Are Solar-Powered

Friday 29 January 23:00:00 UTC 2016

According to the makers, these jackets can make wearers up to 18 degrees warmer in a matter of minutes. [Link]

Mental Floss » Time for Some Mental Hygiene: It's the mental_floss Weekly Puzzle

Friday 29 January 22:57:39 UTC 2016

Cat videos are cool and all, but the next time you’re in need of a mid-day pick-me-up, consider something slightly more stimulating: our weekly brain teaser, created by the late, great mathematician and puzzle master Martin Gardner. This week, it’s up to you to determine how many miles long a lunar is. How Long Is a "Lunar"? In H.G. Wells's … [Link]

Mental Floss » 4 Things You Should Know About Gin

Friday 29 January 22:30:00 UTC 2016

Will that gin & tonic cure malaria? [Link]

Mental Floss » Watch Every 2016 Oscar-Nominated Film in One Epic Trailer

Friday 29 January 22:15:00 UTC 2016

See 60 movies in two minutes. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Teen risks prison, death, mummy's curse to get some amazing photos [Cool]

Friday 29 January 22:14:50 UTC 2016

Cool [link] [112 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Subby has no idea what a 'Micropenis' is but he does feel great sympathy for the rest of you Farkers [Interesting]

Friday 29 January 22:08:50 UTC 2016

Interesting [link] [155 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Show

Friday 29 January 21:51:38 UTC 2016

A creative, and decorative, solution for preventing snow blindness. [Link]

Mental Floss » 12 Interpretations of Modern Art According to an Emoji Assigner

Friday 29 January 21:51:37 UTC 2016

Not sure which emoji to attach to your Instagram post? The Emojini 3000 can help. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Scientists say wisdom teeth removal rarely necessary. An wu hell me hat NOW?? [Interesting]

Friday 29 January 21:37:45 UTC 2016

Interesting [link] [152 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Navy takes credit for yesterday's shake-up in New Jersey, claims that an F-35 actually flew [Followup]

Friday 29 January 21:32:21 UTC 2016

Followup [link] [84 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » The Missing Links: When a Random Guy Owned the Google Domain Name

Friday 29 January 21:30:00 UTC 2016

Back in October a guy purchased and owned the Google.com domain name—for about one minute. Google took it back, but they rewarded him for their mistake. * Lead in the drinking water is not a Flint problem. It’s an American problem. It happens all over the place. * Here are 25 times a movies trailer gave away too much. * … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Man who checked into Paris Disneyland hotel carrying guns, ammunition and a Koran was 'just moving house', he told police. Easily done – I once moved carrying a tank, a trident nuclear submarine and an TLAM missile system [Followup]

Friday 29 January 21:12:56 UTC 2016

Followup [link] [67 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this creation [Photoshop]

Friday 29 January 21:00:01 UTC 2016

Photoshop [link] [22 comments] [Link]

The Onion » American Voices: Jets Cheerleaders Awarded $325,000 In Settlement

Friday 29 January 20:41:00 UTC 2016

The New York Jets have paid the team’s cheerleaders $325,000 after a class-action lawsuit was filed over low wages, with plaintiffs claiming they only made $150 per game and were compensated for neither practice time nor expenses, all of which averaged out to $1.50 per hour. What do you think?
[Link]

Mental Floss » These LED Lamps Run on Candle Power

Friday 29 January 20:30:00 UTC 2016

One small candle can provide enough light for an entire room. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Well, you can't use the snow as an excuse like you did last week, but you can still take the Fark Weird News Quiz while trying to look busy at work. Even sober, if you're into that kind of thing [Survey]

Friday 29 January 20:21:32 UTC 2016

Survey [link] [27 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Affluenza teen family's legal woes, general douchebaggery date to 1980 [Asinine]

Friday 29 January 20:20:00 UTC 2016

Asinine [link] [95 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » The Answer Begins With 'R'

Friday 29 January 20:11:00 UTC 2016

Take the quiz! [Link]

Fark.com RSS » "If you're reading this snarky letter I left in the glove compartment, you've probably stolen my car… again" [Amusing]

Friday 29 January 20:05:37 UTC 2016

Amusing [link] [54 comments] [Link]

The Onion » News in Brief: Iowan Comforts Sobbing Jeb Bush At Town Hall

Friday 29 January 20:02:00 UTC 2016

DES MOINES, IA—Slowly approaching the distraught, trembling presidential candidate before embracing him in a gentle hug, 42-year-old single mother Holly Sullivan comforted a sobbing Jeb Bush during a town hall forum, sources confirmed Friday. “It’s all going to be okay,” Sullivan said in a soothing voice after Bush broke down in tears while describing his executive experience, reportedly patting him … [Link]

Mental Floss » The Hosts of ‘Stuff You Missed in History Class’ Share 7 Amazing, Oft-Overlooked Women in History

Friday 29 January 20:00:00 UTC 2016

The popular podcast hosts reveal fascinating historical women who haven't gotten the attention they deserve. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Zebra cousin that went extinct 100 years ago is brought back by scientists. It's now called the first successful attempt at reviving an extinct species since McDonald's brought back the McRib sandwich [Spiffy]

Friday 29 January 19:53:01 UTC 2016

Spiffy [link] [77 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » For those of you who heard the "Texts from a Beta" song, the composer comes clean. So to speak (Not safe for work) [Followup]

Friday 29 January 19:23:27 UTC 2016

Followup [link] [40 comments] [Link]

The Onion » News in Brief: Retreating Clinton Campaign Torches Iowa Town To Slow Advance Of Sanders Volunteers

Friday 29 January 18:55:00 UTC 2016

HUMBOLDT, IA—After making sure to douse every home, farm, and business located in the municipality with gasoline, retreating Clinton campaign staffers reportedly set the central Iowa town of Humboldt ablaze Friday to stem the advance of Bernie Sanders volunteers. “Once we received word the Sanders campaign had begun canvassing in nearby Fort Dodge, we only had a matter of hours … [Link]

Mental Floss » Coming Soon to Japan: Sake-Flavored Kit Kats

Friday 29 January 18:51:03 UTC 2016

For when you want your vices all-in-one. [Link]

Mental Floss » Does Chicken Soup Help a Cold?

Friday 29 January 18:50:52 UTC 2016

It looks like your parents were on to something. [Link]

Mental Floss » 5 Questions: Thomas Paine

Friday 29 January 18:50:43 UTC 2016

[Link]

Fark.com RSS » What is the correct way to deal with a disrespectful employee? The answer may shock you [Dumbass]

Friday 29 January 18:37:50 UTC 2016

Dumbass [link] [93 comments] [Link]

FMyLife » TheyObjectToTheUnholyUnion says FML

Friday 29 January 18:36:21 UTC 2016

Today, I received yet another letter from a relative bitching me out for not involving my parents in my wedding. The parents who showed no interest in our relationship and then yelled at my fiancé and me when we announced it to them, calling us stupid, naive, heathens, and mentally ill. FML [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Qatar Airways announces plans for world's longest direct flight, which will take more than 18 hours. Or as United Airlines calls an 18 hour journey, getting from the gate to the tarmac [Spiffy]

Friday 29 January 18:34:02 UTC 2016

Spiffy [link] [132 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Octopuses Change Colors to Intimidate Their Foes, Study Finds

Friday 29 January 18:30:00 UTC 2016

A new study suggests that octopuses aren’t as asocial as we thought, and that their color-changing abilities aren't just camouflage. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » If the mass graves resulting from your regime's pogroms can be spotted from outer space, you know you're in trouble [Scary]

Friday 29 January 18:18:01 UTC 2016

Scary [link] [61 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » The Weird Week in Review

Friday 29 January 18:14:48 UTC 2016

Strange news stories from all over. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Russian bear rubs its nuts again after sending fighter jet to DANGEROUSLY buzz a U.S. spy plane over the Black Sea in international airspace [Scary]

Friday 29 January 18:04:38 UTC 2016

Scary [link] [83 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » McDonald's response to customers' complaints about no cheese in their mozzarella sticks? Cooking is tricky [Followup]

Friday 29 January 18:04:04 UTC 2016

Followup [link] [90 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 20 Years Ago, Garth Brooks Refused to Accept He Was America's Favorite Artist

Friday 29 January 18:00:00 UTC 2016

In 1996, the American Music Awards deemed the country star the night's big winner. He disagreed. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Japan puts its military on alert for some possible incoming North Korean missile test debris, says they're not really concerned about a direct attack because North Korea can only hit the water [Interesting]

Friday 29 January 17:59:01 UTC 2016

Interesting [link] [23 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » If you live on the 4th floor of an apartment and accidentally lock yourself out there's a logical and illogical way to try and get back in. Unfortunately, some people choose the latter [Dumbass]

Friday 29 January 17:54:38 UTC 2016

Dumbass [link] [36 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Apparently, pretending to be an exotic dancer when cashing fake checks isn't cool [Obvious]

Friday 29 January 17:48:40 UTC 2016

Obvious [link] [16 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » SoCalGas CEO: "Utility will pay entire cost of leak." Which translates to: "Your gas bill is going to go up" [Obvious]

Friday 29 January 17:46:47 UTC 2016

Obvious [link] [37 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Kalashnikov to open AK-47 factory in Florida. Which is like opening a McDonald's in the middle of a hospital's cardiac care wing [Florida]

Friday 29 January 17:43:32 UTC 2016

Florida [link] [110 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 10 Things You Might Not Know About Smucker’s

Friday 29 January 17:30:00 UTC 2016

That Smucker's gingham print is probably in your fridge right now. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Meteorologists in Australia telling local citizens that they do not need to be alarmed by the large phallic cloud seen yesterday. It's just your run of the mill Cumulonimbenis, or perhaps a Stratocumulerection [Strange]

Friday 29 January 17:28:01 UTC 2016

Strange [link] [35 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Last Land Rover Defender rolls off the line after 67 years of production, killed by strict new limits on exhaust emissions. Because everyone knows that the leading cause of wildlife fatalities is lung cancer from 4×4 pollution [Sad]

Friday 29 January 17:22:38 UTC 2016

Sad [link] [53 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 7 Questions About the Zika Virus, Answered

Friday 29 January 17:15:00 UTC 2016

What is it, and why has it exploded now? [Link]

Fark.com RSS » He did try to warn them with the shirt [Dumbass]

Friday 29 January 17:05:14 UTC 2016

Dumbass [link] [13 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Science Explains This Duck’s Rare Pink Feathers

Friday 29 January 17:00:00 UTC 2016

Scanning a long-dead museum specimen revealed a pigment rarely found in ducks. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » In today's news mad libs, Ohio Senator Rob Portman blames the US Department of Health and Human Services for slave labor and trafficking of Guatemalan teens at Ohio egg farms [Strange]

Friday 29 January 16:42:40 UTC 2016

Strange [link] [30 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » NFL to return to Roman numerals after Super Bowl 50. Although it could be a problem in four more years when it will look like Super Bowl 54 is a tribute to Liv Ullmann [Interesting]

Friday 29 January 16:42:10 UTC 2016

Interesting [link] [74 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Look, you can't just go around shaving other people's cats, regardless of whether it's your fetish or not [Weird]

Friday 29 January 16:30:01 UTC 2016

Weird [link] [36 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Jenlagged: A Comic Travelogue from Angoulême (Part 2)

Friday 29 January 16:30:00 UTC 2016

The 43rd annual Angoulême International Comics Festival began yesterday in Angoulême, France. It is one of the biggest comics festivals in Europe, and probably the most prestigious. Comics in Europe and France (referred to there as “Bandes Dessineés” or just "BD") enjoy more mainstream popularity than they do here in the States, making Angoulême an event enjoyed by more than … [Link]

FMyLife » speaknoevil1 says FML

Friday 29 January 16:03:21 UTC 2016

Today, I got call from the manager for a company I applied for. Turns out, he mixed up my friend's phone number with mine, since we applied on the same day, so the manager accidentally hired her instead of me. He said the position is still mine if I want it, but they will have to let her go. FML [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Protester catches state police on video discussing how they should charge and arrest him to "cover their asses" since they couldn't find an actual crime had occurred [Awkward]

Friday 29 January 16:01:37 UTC 2016

Awkward [link] [187 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Skijoring: Like Waterskiing Behind a Horse

Friday 29 January 16:00:00 UTC 2016

The niche sport of equine skijoring is well-known out west. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » New findings in the leaked documents provided by terrorist mastermind Edward Snowden reveal the US and Britain spied on Israeli jets and drones by hacking into their systems [Followup]

Friday 29 January 15:51:55 UTC 2016

Followup [link] [68 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 8 Classic Movie Props That Were Tossed in the Trash

Friday 29 January 15:30:00 UTC 2016

Sean Astin's mom threw out his original map from 'The Goonies.' [Link]

The Onion » News: Dazed Marco Rubio Wakes Up In Koch Compound To Find Cold Metal Device Installed Behind Ear

Friday 29 January 15:25:00 UTC 2016

UNKNOWN LOCATION—The brightly lit, stark-white room gradually coming into focus as he regained consciousness, GOP presidential candidate Marco Rubio reportedly awoke in the Koch brothers’ secret compound Thursday and reached suddenly to his throbbing head to discover a cold metal device implanted behind his left ear.As Rubio sat up slowly on a steel cot—the room otherwise empty except for a … [Link]

The Onion » News in Brief: Area Man’s Back Aching After Bad Night’s Sleep, 58 Continuous Years Of Horrible Posture

Friday 29 January 15:23:00 UTC 2016

SHELBYVILLE, KY—Having noticed him wincing and letting out low groans each time he stood up, sources confirmed that local man Joel Braley’s back was really bothering him Friday following a poor night’s sleep and 58 continuous years of terrible posture. “Oh man, my back’s killing me,” said the man who was tossing and turning all night and spent most of … [Link]

The Onion » American Voices: Security Experts Warn Against Smart Appliances

Friday 29 January 15:20:00 UTC 2016

Experts at a cybersecurity summit in London warned consumers this week against the proliferation of “smart” home appliances such as refrigerators and toasters, explaining that this unregulated access to one’s personal information could be a target for hackers. What do you think?
[Link]

Fark.com RSS » Best late-for-work excuses include "my hair caught on fire", "I was detained by Homeland Security" and the ever popular, "a Vaseline truck overturned on the highways and cars were slipping left and right" [Amusing]

Friday 29 January 14:56:26 UTC 2016

Amusing [link] [69 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Zika virus "spreading explosively", thereby gaining 25 DNA points [Followup]

Friday 29 January 14:48:32 UTC 2016

Followup [link] [51 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » FBI video shows Tarp Man reaching for a concealed handgun before being shot (Warning: video may be disturbing) [Followup]

Friday 29 January 14:44:32 UTC 2016

Followup [link] [1354 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Don't you hate when you go to the dentist to have a tooth pulled and wake up with his penis in your mouth? [Scary]

Friday 29 January 14:33:01 UTC 2016

Scary [link] [103 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » These Dog Houses Are Gorgeous Works of Pet Architecture

Friday 29 January 14:30:00 UTC 2016

Dog homes pretty enough to make pet owners jealous. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this view at an aquarium in Atlanta [Photoshop]

Friday 29 January 14:00:01 UTC 2016

Photoshop [link] [40 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Take a Journey Through 27 Years of Hip-Hop With This Interactive Site

Friday 29 January 14:00:00 UTC 2016

All the way from 2 Live Crew to Drake. [Link]

Weird Universe » Smoking Periwinkle

Friday 29 January 13:54:28 UTC 2016

Every so often the media needs to sound the alarm about a new drug that's corrupting the youth of the nation. In the summer of 1967, that drug was the periwinkle plant. The entire scare was based on one group of teenagers in Florida who experimented with the plant, but still it generated plenty of headlines.

Can smoking periwinkle actually get … [Link]

Weird Universe » Newest Must Have Trend

Friday 29 January 13:43:44 UTC 2016


These creepy so called "God dolls" are a new popular trend coming out of Thailand. Not all of them have the disturbing third eye markings but all are supposed to be inhabited by a child's spirit. They are purported to bring good luck when loved and cared for. Because, yeah, that's where I hope kids spirits go, into a creepy … [Link]

Mental Floss » 9 Creative Ways to Spend Your FSA Money Before the Deadline

Friday 29 January 13:30:00 UTC 2016

Use it or lose it. [Link]

Mental Floss » New App Helps You Find Part-Time Work Based On Your Commute

Friday 29 January 13:00:00 UTC 2016

The app automatically traces a user's movements as they go about their day, and provides automatic job listings based on their location. [Link]

Mental Floss » Meet the 92-Year-Old Composer Who Wrote 'Schoolhouse Rock!' Classics

Friday 29 January 12:30:00 UTC 2016

Bob Dorough talks turning lessons into memorable songs. [Link]

Weird Universe » La Bruja

Friday 29 January 12:17:07 UTC 2016

I regret that I cannot find a subtitled-in-English version of this Mexican film, where a mad scientist creates a formula that turns an extremely ugly woman into a beauty, as in the before-and-after pix below. But those of you who know Spanish–or who just want visuals–can enjoy the full movie.

[Link]

Fark.com RSS » Norma the tortoise, 35, defies vet's expectations to pull through after rat attacked her while hibernating. If she were 17 years younger and called Raphael there would be a pun here [Sappy]

Friday 29 January 12:15:08 UTC 2016

Sappy [link] [38 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Thomas Paine

Friday 29 January 12:15:00 UTC 2016

[Link]

Mental Floss » Pencils That Sprout Plants When You Plant Them

Friday 29 January 12:00:00 UTC 2016

You can't erase anything with these pencils, but you can plant strawberries. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » First rule of construction work for a migrant worker: If the boss doesn't pay you your damn money for your labor, encase his car in scaffolding [Weird]

Friday 29 January 11:46:07 UTC 2016

Weird [link] [68 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 10 Playful Facts About Beluga Whales

Friday 29 January 11:30:00 UTC 2016

3. They can mimic human speech. [Link]

FMyLife » adoptablepuppy says FML

Friday 29 January 11:17:44 UTC 2016

Today, after weeks of debating with myself, I finally got the courage to ask out my best friend of 9 years. She turned me down, saying that dating me would be like adopting a puppy, and she doesn't want that kind of responsibility. FML [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Meet the ultimate crazy cat lady. She hisses at dogs, hates water and claims she can even see better at night [Strange]

Friday 29 January 11:05:06 UTC 2016

Strange [link] [124 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Caption this meeting between one of the most powerful men in the world and Pope Francis [Caption]

Friday 29 January 11:00:00 UTC 2016

Caption [link] [45 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Morning Cup of Links: The New Shapes of Barbie

Friday 29 January 10:30:50 UTC 2016

Great links to start your day! [Link]

Fark.com RSS » When you're at an animal park in Florida and a snake falls from a tree and bites you, it can be hard to determine for legal purposes if the snake escaped an enclosure or if it's just a wild beast [Florida]

Friday 29 January 10:22:49 UTC 2016

Florida [link] [34 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » A teacher can make $138,000 per year after 15 years of educating young minds… in Luxembourg [Obvious]

Friday 29 January 9:51:25 UTC 2016

Obvious [link] [98 comments] [Link]

FMyLife » screwedfortheweek says FML

Friday 29 January 9:34:48 UTC 2016

Today, I started a new job. After being trained on several obscure computer programs I'm expected to use in just one day, my new boss informed me she's going on a week long vacation starting tomorrow. She's the only other person who knows how this program runs. FML [Link]

Mental Floss » 16 Unusual Items For Sale on the Government’s Version of eBay

Friday 29 January 9:30:00 UTC 2016

Buy your next polygraph chair, gemstone, or step aerobics system from Uncle Sam. [Link]

GraphJam » The Study of Ants?

Friday 29 January 9:29:04 UTC 2016

anthropology,best of week,How People View Me,Pie Chart,reaction Graph by: Unknown Tagged: anthropology , best of week , How People View Me , Pie Chart , reaction Share on Facebook [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Some dude is hanging around Sundance pretending to be Bradley Cooper and apparently it's working. What celebrity could you use to score tail? [Survey]

Friday 29 January 9:19:00 UTC 2016

Survey [link] [178 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » If you have any old Circuit City gift cards laying around, I have some good news [Interesting]

Friday 29 January 8:47:00 UTC 2016

Interesting [link] [58 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » This Modular Super-Tent Fits Up To 16 People

Friday 29 January 8:30:00 UTC 2016

It also contains a dining area and a car port. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » In order to keep its tax exempt status, the Holy Land Experience theme park needs to have one day a year when admission is free. And this year it will be Wednesday, February 24. "Please be advised the gates will close when park capacity is reache

Friday 29 January 8:28:25 UTC 2016

Florida [link] [89 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 6 'Penis Panics' Around the World

Friday 29 January 7:37:28 UTC 2016

How could hundreds of healthy men suddenly become convinced that their penises are disappearing? [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Man reunited with prized canoe after serious oar deal [Spiffy]

Friday 29 January 7:23:10 UTC 2016

Spiffy [link] [26 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » The Milky Way Is a Messy Galaxy Compared to Its Neighbor

Friday 29 January 7:00:00 UTC 2016

Most of space is filled with dust, but a neighboring galaxy called IC 1613 is almost completely devoid of it. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Because when buying an apartment in a hi-rise building the first thing you think about is skiing down it [Weird]

Friday 29 January 6:43:00 UTC 2016

Weird [link] [18 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Woman, 112, attributes her long life to smoking 30 cigarettes a day [Unlikely]

Friday 29 January 6:39:08 UTC 2016

Unlikely [link] [31 comments] [Link]

Futility Closet » Paperwork

Friday 29 January 6:28:40 UTC 2016

When David Huffman died in 1999, the world lost a talented computer scientist — Huffman was best known for discovering the Huffman coding technique used in data compression. But it also lost a pioneer in mathematical origami, an extension of the traditional art of paper folding that applies computational geometry, number theory, coding theory, and linear algebra. The field today … [Link]

Mental Floss » 10 Things to Know Before Test-Driving a Car

Friday 29 January 6:00:00 UTC 2016

Ready to buy a new car? You should take it to the grocery store first. [Link]

Mental Floss » Testing 30 (More) Life Hacks We Found on the Internet

Friday 29 January 5:51:52 UTC 2016

Do any of these actually make your life easier? [Link]

Fark.com RSS » If you're going to steal a safe, bring a truck, not a Camry [Fail]

Friday 29 January 5:45:00 UTC 2016

Fail [link] [26 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Tony the Tiger doesn't like furries? That's all right, Chester Cheetah has an open mind [Followup]

Friday 29 January 5:00:21 UTC 2016

Followup [link] [116 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Giant Clams Could Help Us Make Better Screens and Solar Cells

Friday 29 January 5:00:00 UTC 2016

Scientists are trying to better understand their iridescent shades. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Jefferson Hotel moves on up to second place on U.S. News and World Report's list of the best hotels, finally gets piece of pie [Spiffy]

Friday 29 January 4:41:50 UTC 2016

Spiffy [link] [17 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » One of the Internet's Oldest Social Networking Sites Just Shut Down

Friday 29 January 4:30:00 UTC 2016

R.I.P., Friends Reunited. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » In a bid to end poverty, the Swiss government proposes to pay every adult £425 a week – whether they work or not. Critics point out holes in the cheesy plan [Unlikely]

Friday 29 January 4:21:06 UTC 2016

Unlikely [link] [148 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » The anonymous source who confirmed Challenger's fatal cold weather flaw finally reveals his identity. Bob Ebeling, 89, told his wife the night before the launch "It's going to blow up" [Followup]

Friday 29 January 4:04:13 UTC 2016

Followup [link] [107 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Scientists Have a New Theory About What Causes Schizophrenia

Friday 29 January 4:00:00 UTC 2016

Scientists at Harvard Medical School have uncovered important clues about a potential cause of schizophrenia. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Let them eat lead-cake [Sick]

Friday 29 January 3:48:03 UTC 2016

Sick [link] [45 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Pizza joint owner told to hold his pepperoni [Sick]

Friday 29 January 3:38:28 UTC 2016

Sick [link] [28 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Meanwhile in Canada, four cops actually charged with perjury and obstruction of justice for planting drugs on a drug dealer [Interesting]

Friday 29 January 3:25:03 UTC 2016

Interesting [link] [39 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » This Is How Sound Affects the Way Your Food Tastes

Friday 29 January 3:00:00 UTC 2016

Test it for yourself. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Floridians are so accustomed to seeing plastic pink flamingos, they apparently have forgotten how to act around actual flamingos [Florida]

Friday 29 January 2:49:13 UTC 2016

Florida [link] [19 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Great Scott! New DeLoreans Will Soon Be Back in Production

Friday 29 January 2:39:54 UTC 2016

The company that made the iconic 'Back to the Future' cars will begin producing new replicas. [Link]

Mental Floss » We’re All Sitting in Clouds of Bacteria

Friday 29 January 2:39:53 UTC 2016

Your microbiome follows you around wherever you go. [Link]

Mental Floss » Watch This Paraglider Take Flight Against the Backdrop of the Northern Lights

Friday 29 January 2:39:52 UTC 2016

Horacio Llorens got the light show of a lifetime. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Article on biggest wastes of time we regret when we get older. TotalFark subscriptions surprisingly not mentioned [Followup]

Friday 29 January 2:35:46 UTC 2016

Followup [link] [51 comments] [Link]

FMyLife » Anonymous says FML

Friday 29 January 2:34:37 UTC 2016

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. I was there with the lights out when something ran across my foot. I freaked out, tried to kick it off, and ended up smashing my foot into the side of the tub. FML [Link]

FMyLife » Anonymous says FML

Friday 29 January 2:34:36 UTC 2016

Today, I was diagnosed with a condition that makes me lactate. I'm a 6' tattooed guy with a boxing competition coming up soon. I'm never going to hear the end of this. FML [Link]

FMyLife » crinitis says FML

Friday 29 January 2:34:35 UTC 2016

Today, I found out my parents only had me in an attempt to fix their relationship. It didn't work. FML [Link]

Mental Floss » 5 Beers to Try This Winter

Friday 29 January 2:30:00 UTC 2016

Keep warm with one of these seasonal beers. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Psychic fails to predict her own involvement in a murder investigation [Obvious]

Friday 29 January 2:28:57 UTC 2016

Obvious [link] [14 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » The Most Frequently Assigned Books at English-Language Colleges

Friday 29 January 2:15:00 UTC 2016

The Open Syllabus Project just released data on the most frequently assigned books at colleges and universities around the English-speaking world. [Link]

Mental Floss » Watch a Clay Vase Take Shape From the Potter's Wheel's Perspective

Friday 29 January 2:00:00 UTC 2016

The video from ceramist Eric Landon offers a new look at the claymaking process. [Link]

Mental Floss » Testing Out an Insane Photoshop Hack to Get Rid of Tourists

Friday 29 January 2:00:00 UTC 2016

Delete tourists in four easy steps? Let's find out. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Welcome to Ontario – where you can legally smoke medical marijuana as long as you don't use an illegal ashtray [Asinine]

Friday 29 January 1:47:09 UTC 2016

Asinine [link] [23 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Gas company "believes," "expects," "anticipates," "plans," to "estimate," "projects," "forecasts," "contemplate," "intends," "depending," "should," "could,&#3

Friday 29 January 1:37:04 UTC 2016

Scary [link] [25 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Gas blast from NJ garbage truck damages four homes, residents impressed by improved smell [Scary]

Friday 29 January 1:36:00 UTC 2016

Scary [link] [15 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Computer Beats a Professional “Go” Player for the First Time

Friday 29 January 1:30:00 UTC 2016

It's a major victory for artificial intelligence. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » In a headline subby swears he isn't making up: Stalin 'used secret laboratory to analyse Mao's excrement' [Sick]

Friday 29 January 1:29:27 UTC 2016

Sick [link] [24 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Oregon Standoff episode 6: Season Finale. LGT Livestream of FBI presser [Live]

Friday 29 January 1:23:07 UTC 2016

Live [link] [1430 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this boat [Photoshop]

Friday 29 January 1:00:01 UTC 2016

Photoshop [link] [25 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Watch Paul Rudd and Stephen Hawking Play an Intense Game of Quantum Chess

Friday 29 January 1:00:00 UTC 2016

The actor takes on the genius in one of the most confusing games ever. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Construction crews unearth ancient mammoth bones beneath Oregon State football stadium end zone. Experts believe they were stomped to death by ancient ducks during some prehistoric civil war [Strange]

Friday 29 January 0:59:08 UTC 2016

Strange [link] [16 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » They just do it better in Florida: The woman who sued Casey Anthony for defamation stole a cancer patient's credit card [Florida]

Friday 29 January 0:51:00 UTC 2016

Florida [link] [14 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Smoking e-cigarettes can cause tooth loss. The onset is reported to be quite rapid [Scary]

Friday 29 January 0:34:02 UTC 2016

Scary [link] [50 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Millennials drink more wine than any generation. "But lest you Millennials get too smug, the very first members of the iGeneration turn legal in all states this year. There are 61 million of them, and they are coming for you" [Interesting]

Friday 29 January 0:28:59 UTC 2016

Interesting [link] [52 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » USGS says that series of eight loud rumbles heard from NJ to CT were not an earthquake, blame sonic boom. NOAA: Yep, probably sonic boom. NASA: Wasn't us. NORAD: We didn't observe anything. DOD: Nope, not any of our aircraft [Weird]

Friday 29 January 0:27:18 UTC 2016

Weird [link] [58 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Georgia lawmaker: The KKK wasn't *all* bad [Asinine]

Friday 29 January 0:23:51 UTC 2016

Asinine [link] [93 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » School Janitor Transforms Fallen Snow Into Art

Friday 29 January 0:15:24 UTC 2016

Using brooms and shovels, Semen Bukharin "paints" elaborate pictures in the snow. [Link]

Mental Floss » Here's How Engineers Plan to Stop the Flow of Niagara Falls

Friday 29 January 0:15:00 UTC 2016

When you want to stop Niagara Falls from flowing, install a cofferdam. The New York State Parks Commission is hoping to do just that as early as 2019. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » So, if I pee in public over here I'm a sex offender, but if I pee over here I'm keeping the park clean? [Weird]

Friday 29 January 0:00:03 UTC 2016

Weird [link] [28 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 12 Fascinating Facts About ‘Jackie Brown’

Friday 29 January 0:00:00 UTC 2016

Quentin Tarantino’s perfectly-crafted 1997 crime drama only gets better with age. [Link]

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