John Gordon Ross

A Man for All Reasons

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Whittle It a Little, It’ll Fit

Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”

Fark.com RSS » [Italy has just joined the game] Minor chord [Dumbass]

Monday 30 November 23:59:19 UTC 2015

Dumbass [link] [17 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Missing: one elderly lady, her middle-aged son, and a 25-lb gold bar. If found, please return the gold bar [Scary]

Monday 30 November 23:58:54 UTC 2015

Scary [link] [43 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Places to not go surfing: (a) alligator pit, (b) shark-infested waters, (c) Sinaloa, Mexico [Sad]

Monday 30 November 23:57:19 UTC 2015

Sad [link] [59 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » The latest Cyber Monday deal is a South Dakota ghost town, the perfect Christmas gift for that hard-to-shop for friend [Misc]

Monday 30 November 23:53:52 UTC 2015

Misc [link] [27 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Quebec offers discount busts [Spiffy]

Monday 30 November 23:53:36 UTC 2015

Spiffy [link] [18 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 13 Movies That Almost Starred Ben Stiller

Monday 30 November 23:30:00 UTC 2015

The 'Zoolander' star is turning 50 today! [Link]

FMyLife » Anonymous says FML

Monday 30 November 23:24:18 UTC 2015

Today, my school's theater production was canceled. Not because of budget, but because my co-star fell in love with me and asked me out. When I pointedly declined, he refused to act alongside me since it was "awkward." Everyone's blaming me for it. FML [Link]

FMyLife » ModernCindy says FML

Monday 30 November 23:24:17 UTC 2015

Today, I felt like Cinderella. No, I didn't lose a shoe in public. Nor did I dance with Prince Charming. But I did get a visit from tiny wild mice in my home. FML [Link]

Mental Floss » Spider Webs Are Chock Full of DNA from Devoured Insects

Monday 30 November 23:00:00 UTC 2015

A new study on the genetic material from spider webs finds that there’s more to them than we'd once thought. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » The Paris climate talks will emit 300,000 tons of CO2. That's a lot of hot air [Obvious]

Monday 30 November 22:45:54 UTC 2015

Obvious [link] [158 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » The History and Science Behind Expandable Water Toys (a.k.a. Grow Monsters)

Monday 30 November 22:30:00 UTC 2015

The superabsorbent polymers inside them were originally invented to help soil conserve water. [Link]

Mental Floss » This Laptop for Kids Includes Interchangeable, Upgradable Hardware

Monday 30 November 22:00:00 UTC 2015

The Infinity laptop encourages kids to repair and assemble it themselves. [Link]

The Onion » News in Brief: NRA Visits Colorado Police Evidence Room To Check Up On Rifle Used In Planned Parenthood Shooting

Monday 30 November 21:34:00 UTC 2015

COLORADO SPRINGS, CO—After learning that the gun had been involved in a violent attack that left three dead, National Rifle Association representatives reportedly visited the Colorado Springs Police Department evidence room Monday to check up on the semi-automatic rifle used in Friday’s Planned Parenthood shooting. “It’s a little shaken up, but it should be okay—thank God,” said NRA executive vice … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Michigan Supreme Court rules against fan injured at lawn mower race when she tripped over a railroad tie to avoid a riding lawnmower that had driven through a fence. Judges state she should have been warned by hearing the 'Yakety Sax' soundtr

Monday 30 November 21:31:45 UTC 2015

Strange [link] [25 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 25 Fine Facts About Kentucky

Monday 30 November 21:30:00 UTC 2015

13. You can thank Patty Hill, a resident of the Bluegrass State, the next time you launch into "Happy Birthday." [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Normal people would say "gross" and get rid of the thing, in a plastic bag if possible [Strange]

Monday 30 November 21:11:11 UTC 2015

Strange [link] [76 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this back scratcher [Photoshop]

Monday 30 November 21:00:01 UTC 2015

Photoshop [link] [13 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » The Missing Links: Amazon's Delivery Drone In Action

Monday 30 November 21:00:00 UTC 2015

Amazon has released an ad showing their delivery drone prototype in action for the first time. * Turns out Bloody Mary was on to something: Young blood might help reverse aging. * Intriguing Headline of the Day: The Many Ways to “Dance Your Ph.D” * Check out 10 ancient weapons you’ve never heard of. That Hwacha will really ruin your … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » In a shocking development, the person who shot at the Black Lives Matter protest in Minneapolis is a racist, "sovereign citizen" gun nut [Dumbass]

Monday 30 November 20:56:52 UTC 2015

Dumbass [link] [436 comments] [Link]

FMyLife » tabbycacti says FML

Monday 30 November 20:56:05 UTC 2015

Today, I was waiting at a traffic light. I saw my neighbour and her new boyfriend crossing the road, then noticed as he started grabbing his crotch, but thought nothing of it. They both then pulled down their pants and urinated in the middle of the busy intersection. FML [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Rabbit Season. Duck Season. Rabbit Season. Duck Season. Rabbit Season. Stripper Season. Rabbit S– wait, what? [Giggity]

Monday 30 November 20:36:51 UTC 2015

Giggity [link] [79 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Man's entire retirement funds destroyed by disgusting vermin. Surprisingly this article isn't about Wall Street hedge fund managers at all [Dumbass]

Monday 30 November 20:28:18 UTC 2015

Dumbass [link] [20 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 11 Species Surprisingly Close to Extinction

Monday 30 November 20:27:47 UTC 2015

Presented by Discovery. [Link]

Mental Floss » Name the Two-Letter Postal Abbreviations for Each State

Monday 30 November 20:27:45 UTC 2015

Take the quiz! [Link]

Mental Floss » Why These Cars Looked Like They Were Levitating on Video

Monday 30 November 20:27:44 UTC 2015

The mysterious phenomenon has a simple explanation. [Link]

The Onion » News in Brief: Frustrated Gunman Can’t Believe How Far He Has To Drive To Find Nearest Planned Parenthood Clinic

Monday 30 November 20:22:00 UTC 2015

AMARILLO, TX—Expressing frustration with the lack of convenient locations in his area, deranged gunman and anti-abortion fanatic Jared Broussard reported Monday that he could not believe how far he would have to drive to find the nearest Planned Parenthood clinic. “You have to be kidding me; I figured I’d need to go 10, maybe 15 miles, tops, but the closest … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » How many Arschlöcher are on this squad? Jawohl [Facepalm]

Monday 30 November 19:54:17 UTC 2015

Facepalm [link] [26 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Ultimate trolling: Finding out where internet trolls live and then posting the crap they've said on billboards near their houses [Cool]

Monday 30 November 19:53:44 UTC 2015

Cool [link] [203 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » "This chicken is nasty. It's crunchy and hard. It's not even warm" "That's a house-made parmesan crouton" (Some not safe for work pictures in sidebar) [CSB]

Monday 30 November 19:48:49 UTC 2015

CSB [link] [66 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Not only is Turkey refusing to apologize to Russia for shooting down their jet, they're going to send them a bill for the missile [Followup]

Monday 30 November 19:48:42 UTC 2015

Followup [link] [87 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » One more time, people. If the "IRS" is calling you at home, just know that it's not the IRS calling you at home [PSA]

Monday 30 November 19:35:50 UTC 2015

PSA [link] [69 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Three-year-old misses Halloween because she was in hospital with pneumonia. Rest of neighborhood: IT'S DO OVER TIME [Sappy]

Monday 30 November 19:33:45 UTC 2015

Sappy [link] [12 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Slick App Reveals All the Invisible Data Signals Around You

Monday 30 November 19:30:00 UTC 2015

The Architecture of Radio visualizes invisible signals from cell towers, satellites, and radio networks. [Link]

The Onion » American Voices: Sugar-Free Drinks Might Cause Dental Issues

Monday 30 November 19:26:00 UTC 2015

A new study suggests that the chemical acids in sugar-free drinks like diet soda can cause measurable harm to tooth enamel, an erosion that is just as damaging as the tooth decay caused by regular soda. What do you think?
[Link]

Mental Floss » What Was the World's First Internet Purchase?

Monday 30 November 19:00:00 UTC 2015

Weed, a CD, a pizza, and groceries were the likely candidates. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Boondoggle kept afloat by sunk cost fallacy [Obvious]

Monday 30 November 18:52:24 UTC 2015

Obvious [link] [44 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Five decades of Charlie Brown specials ranked. Not making the cut: "Check Your Privilege, Charlie Brown", "The Little Red-Haired Girl Plays For The Other Team" and "Your Mom's On The Pole, Charlie Brown" [Interesting]

Monday 30 November 18:41:45 UTC 2015

Interesting [link] [124 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » A Visual Guide to Eating Sushi in Japan

Monday 30 November 18:30:00 UTC 2015

Avoid a major sushi faux pas during your next trip to Japan. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Is it politically incorrect to be politically incorrect? [Amusing]

Monday 30 November 18:11:23 UTC 2015

Amusing [link] [245 comments] [Link]

The Onion » News in Brief: Sweating, Trembling Mom Still Coming Down From High Of Having Kids Under One Roof

Monday 30 November 18:07:00 UTC 2015

DENVER—Breathing heavily and leaning against the wall for support as beads of sweat formed on her forehead, local mother Cynthia Applin struggled to lower her heart rate Monday as she came down from the high of having all three of her adult children under the same roof, sources reported. “Oh, my God, the three of them were just here, talking … [Link]

Weird Universe » News of the Weird (November 29, 2015)

Monday 30 November 18:01:39 UTC 2015

News of the Weird
Weirdnuz.M451, November 29, 2015
Copyright 2015 by Chuck Shepherd. All rights reserved.

WEIRDNUZ.M451 (News of the Weird, November 29, 2015)
by Chuck Shepherd

Lead Story

It’s Snot Hygienic: The manager of the agency in Louisville, Ky., responsible for, among other things, development planning, zoning changes, and historic landmarks revealed in November that his headquarters has a … [Link]

Mental Floss » 9 Floppy Facts About Basset Hounds

Monday 30 November 18:00:00 UTC 2015

Don't let their droopy looks fool you: There's more to this noble breed than meets the eye. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Why did the former mafia enforcer turned Reverend cross the road in Mansfield, Ohio? To get to the other bride [Strange]

Monday 30 November 17:50:07 UTC 2015

Strange [link] [38 comments] [Link]

FMyLife » badplannning says FML

Monday 30 November 17:35:35 UTC 2015

Today, my date suggested we go to 10:30 p.m. movie so we could "talk" in the car afterwards, when the parking lot was empty. Thus, at 1 a.m., I thought we were going to make out. However, he only asked where I get my car air freshener from, had me write down the scent, and then suggested we go home. … [Link]

FMyLife » AsshatUncle says FML

Monday 30 November 17:35:34 UTC 2015

Today, I bought lunch for my grandparents, aunts, and uncles. My uncle apparently felt uncomfortable at the restaurant, because he got up and flipped the table over before leaving. The bill tripled because of the broken glass, and my uncle called me up later for a ride. FML [Link]

FMyLife » Kisuke_Urahara says FML

Monday 30 November 17:35:33 UTC 2015

Today, at my Grandfather's funeral, my Grandmother decided it would be a good time to tell the story of the time she went to a strip club. FML [Link]

The Onion » Editorial Cartoon: Editorial Cartoon: ‘Crass Kringle’

Monday 30 November 17:35:00 UTC 2015


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Fark.com RSS » So, one pill to live to 120…another to make sure you can still get an erection the last 40 years [Cool]

Monday 30 November 17:21:16 UTC 2015

Cool [link] [118 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Man steals van down on the waterfront, Matt Foley sought for questioning [Dumbass]

Monday 30 November 17:12:22 UTC 2015

Dumbass [link] [21 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 11 Better Gifts for the Tech-Lover on Your List

Monday 30 November 17:05:19 UTC 2015

Need to do some shopping for a loved one who always has the most cutting-edge gadgets and tech? Don’t be intimidated—here’s everything you need to wow them this year. [Link]

Mental Floss » The Best Cyber Monday Deals We’ve Found (Updating)

Monday 30 November 17:05:18 UTC 2015

Are you frantically searching for the best Cyber Monday deals? So are we. Here’s what we’ve turned up so far, but we’ll keep updating throughout the day as we find new bargains and discounts. [Link]

Mental Floss » What's the Difference Between Jam, Jelly, and Preserves?

Monday 30 November 17:05:10 UTC 2015

When reaching for a jar of old fruit and sugar, you have a few options. You have jelly, which is great for sandwiches, jam for muffins, and preserves for eating with a spoon when no one is looking. Anyone with eyes bigger than their stomach at a farmer's market can tell you that fruit doesn't last very long. To keep … [Link]

Mental Floss » 5 Questions: We've Got "Spirit"

Monday 30 November 17:05:03 UTC 2015

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The Onion » Infographic: What To Do With Your Old Computer

Monday 30 November 17:03:07 UTC 2015

Consider whether the outdated machine can be refurbished, or repurposed as a simple word processor, nightlight, or doorstop.
Place it on your desk each night as a decoy computer to outwit thieves and international spies.
Tuck the laptop under your dog’s bed. The thrumming warmth emanating from its overworked fan will comfort your pet for hours on end.
Donate it to your community …


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Mental Floss » Caresse Crosby, Brazen Inventor of the Brassiere

Monday 30 November 17:00:00 UTC 2015

Changing the shape of the modern woman was just the beginning. [Link]

Mental Floss » 11 Hit Songs Originally Intended for Other Artists

Monday 30 November 16:44:11 UTC 2015

In the music world, songs get passed around like a hot potato. Demo songs are sent to one artist, turned down, and recorded by another. Tracks bend gender rules, with Aerosmith snatching a power ballad from Celine Dion and Chris Brown handing over one of his tunes to Rihanna. Here are just 11 of the many songs that made it … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Good news Brits, your boobs are growing …and it's a win win for both men and women as long as it's not men's boobs that are also growing [Giggity]

Monday 30 November 16:32:42 UTC 2015

Giggity [link] [111 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » See How Yearbook Photos Have Evolved Over the Past Century

Monday 30 November 16:30:00 UTC 2015

Nearly 40,000 yearbook pictures, some dating back to 1905, show us how everything from smiles to hairstyles have changed. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Fark NotNewsletter: We'll help you look busy [FarkBlog]

Monday 30 November 16:27:03 UTC 2015

FarkBlog [link] [22 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » My hand takes possession of your bare thigh, the points of my fingernails pressing deliberately into your flesh. "This is Cyber Monday, you know," I whisper urgently [Cool]

Monday 30 November 16:13:18 UTC 2015

Cool [link] [54 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Farkers of a certain age will no doubt remember the song "Fifty Nifty United States," and will no doubt want to thank Slate prodigiously for this article getting it stuck in their heads this morning [Cool]

Monday 30 November 16:02:35 UTC 2015

Cool [link] [61 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Water Bear Genome Reveals Even More Weirdness

Monday 30 November 16:00:00 UTC 2015

The microscopic animal’s DNA includes genes borrowed from bacteria, fungi, and plants. [Link]

The Onion » Slideshow: The Week In Pictures – Week Of November 30, 2015

Monday 30 November 15:35:00 UTC 2015


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Mental Floss » 17 Facts About 'Misery' On Its 25th Anniversary

Monday 30 November 15:30:00 UTC 2015

It's been a quarter-century since we met Paul Sheldon's number one fan. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Merry Christmas…or, no, I mean, Happy Easter…wait, what I meant to say was, sorry about the carpet [Strange]

Monday 30 November 15:26:13 UTC 2015

Strange [link] [30 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Lighting up green women's underwear, the queen of Kings, and Tebow dropped after more difficulty scoring: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 11/22 – 11/28 [FarkBlog]

Monday 30 November 15:25:44 UTC 2015

FarkBlog [link] [2 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Farmer freaks out after pulling a large sweet potato ass–complete with cellulite–out of the ground [Weird]

Monday 30 November 15:25:37 UTC 2015

Weird [link] [36 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Torn from the Front Page of the Bangor Daily News: Man teaches dog to catch lobster from the ocean floor despite his incessant urge to fetch angus from a local cattle pasture [Cool]

Monday 30 November 15:20:23 UTC 2015

Cool [link] [8 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Ten years hurricane free [Florida]

Monday 30 November 15:05:14 UTC 2015

Florida [link] [66 comments] [Link]

The Onion » News in Brief: Middle-Aged Woman So Tired Of Going Back And Forth Between Divorced Parents’ Nursing Homes

Monday 30 November 14:58:00 UTC 2015

LANSING, MI—Saying the extra travel made the get-togethers that much more stressful, local woman Laura Holmes, 51, told reporters Monday she was fed up with having to go back and forth between her divorced parents’ nursing homes during the holidays. “It’s just such a hassle to drive all the way down to Dad’s nursing home on Thanksgiving morning, then have … [Link]

Mental Floss » Mars Could One Day Have a Ring Like Saturn

Monday 30 November 14:30:00 UTC 2015

The red planet's largest moon may eventually crumble into a ring of debris. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this charging critter [Photoshop]

Monday 30 November 14:00:01 UTC 2015

Photoshop [link] [35 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Meet the Man Who's Paid to Sniff Out Bad Smells

Monday 30 November 14:00:00 UTC 2015

Ned Ostojic hunts down odors and brainstorms how to get rid of them. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Before you tell police that a strange man was motioning for you to get into his car, first make sure he wasn't really motioning for you to cross the street [Facepalm]

Monday 30 November 13:36:06 UTC 2015

Facepalm [link] [62 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 10 Incredible Forests You Can Visit

Monday 30 November 13:30:00 UTC 2015

Whether boasting century-old trees, flaunting vibrant foliage, or harboring dark folklore, each one is a natural marvel. [Link]

Weird Universe » Human Resurrection Company

Monday 30 November 13:21:20 UTC 2015


A new Australian company, Humai, has an ambitious goal. It wants to make people immortal. From its "vision" statement:

We’re using artificial intelligence and nanotechnology to store data of conversational styles, behavioral patterns, thought processes and information about how your body functions from the inside-out. This data will be coded into multiple sensor technologies, which will be built into an … [Link]

FMyLife » achoo-plop says FML

Monday 30 November 13:13:52 UTC 2015

Today, I learned that the only way for me to have a complete bowel movement is to blow my nose at the same time. However, I learned this while standing in my girlfriend's kitchen. FML [Link]

FMyLife » cole66 says FML

Monday 30 November 13:13:50 UTC 2015

Today, I realized that the "toothpaste" that I'm always cleaning out with my hands from the sink drain is actually my little brother's semen. FML [Link]

Fark.com RSS » U of Chicago cancels Monday classes & activities, warns students to stay indoors, because of anonymous threat of gun violence at a specific time & place. Real terrorists look at each other & say, "Man, we been workin too hard" [Fa

Monday 30 November 13:07:52 UTC 2015

Facepalm [link] [64 comments] [Link]

Futility Closet » Podcast Episode 83: Nuclear Close Calls

Monday 30 November 13:07:37 UTC 2015


In 1983, Soviet satellites reported that the United States had launched a nuclear missile toward Moscow, and one officer had only minutes to decide whether to initiate a counterstrike. In today’s show we’ll learn about some nuclear near misses from the Cold War that came to light only decades after they occurred. We’ll also hear listeners’ input about crescent moons … [Link]

Mental Floss » Morning Cup of Links: The History of 'Star Wars' Toys

Monday 30 November 12:55:22 UTC 2015

Start your work week with these awesome links! [Link]

Fark.com RSS » In a real estate market as hot as Washington DC's; landlords forcing elderly and poor residents out of their homes so they can "flip" the property and sell it to wealthy millennials isn't news-unless the landlord is the city's Pub

Monday 30 November 12:44:06 UTC 2015

Sad [link] [105 comments] [Link]

FMyLife » quinndulgent says FML

Monday 30 November 12:40:27 UTC 2015

Today, due to the incompetence and apathy of my lab partners, I have to write a 12-page lab paper by myself. A 12 page lab paper about radishes. Radishes. FML [Link]

Weird Universe » Severed Stream

Monday 30 November 12:38:28 UTC 2015

You will also find Mars's artwork on this great new collection of weird fiction, a nice Xmas gift for lovers of "cosmic horror."

[Link]

Mental Floss » The Real-Life Criminal Who Inspired Charles Dickens

Monday 30 November 12:30:00 UTC 2015

In the case of Ikey Solomon, the real life tale trumps fiction. [Link]

Mental Floss » Paint 3D Sculptures in the Air With This New Mobile App

Monday 30 November 12:00:00 UTC 2015

The Air Pencil app uses your smartphone's mechanical systems to create paintings made of light. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » President of the Central African Republic to Pope Francis "On behalf of the ruling class of this country and everyone who has played any part in this descent into hell, I confess all the evil that has been done here and ask for forgiveness "

Monday 30 November 11:54:33 UTC 2015

Interesting [link] [38 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Bicycles Painted in Pantone's Spring 2016 Colors Are Delightful

Monday 30 November 11:30:00 UTC 2015

Riding around on 16-3905 Lilac Gray might be almost be as good as spring itself. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » This Week in Unplanned Parenthood: three spouses left to raise six kids by themselves with the naming of Colorado Springs shooting civilian victims [Sad]

Monday 30 November 11:08:44 UTC 2015

Sad [link] [305 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » We've Got "Spirit"

Monday 30 November 11:02:00 UTC 2015

[Link]

Mental Floss » 11 Brilliant Gifts for the Camper in Your Life

Monday 30 November 11:00:00 UTC 2015

There's no reason adventure seekers shouldn't be roughing it in style. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Woman faces 215 years behind bars and a $30,000 fine for possession of cocaine, marijuana, ecstasy, meth, and LSD. She also happens to be the daughter of a DEA supervisory special agent [Ironic]

Monday 30 November 10:42:46 UTC 2015

Ironic [link] [90 comments] [Link]

FMyLife » lisa says FML

Monday 30 November 10:37:11 UTC 2015

Today, my sister accused me of "leading on" her creepy best friend and said I should apologize to him for making him think he was going to get lucky. I haven't talked to the guy in over 5 years, except for one random encounter 2 days ago, where all I said was, "Hi, how have you been?" FML [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Another reason the US Postal Service is hemorrhaging money: unknown mail carrier allows letter addressed to "Grandma and Grandpa" to be delivered without a stamp [Sappy]

Monday 30 November 10:34:23 UTC 2015

Sappy [link] [26 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » I'd tell you why I hate airports in this country but my comment got lost somewhere in the Atlanta airport [Sad]

Monday 30 November 9:54:04 UTC 2015

Sad [link] [46 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Teenager constantly bullied because he has Asperger's decides to record a day in his life with a selfie stick. And it's heartbreaking [Sad]

Monday 30 November 9:13:45 UTC 2015

Sad [link] [99 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 11 of the Hottest Bird Dance Moves

Monday 30 November 9:00:00 UTC 2015

It’s an avian dance party, and everyone’s invited. [Link]

GraphJam » 

Monday 30 November 8:26:43 UTC 2015

by the book fiction flow chart law-order television - 3831701504 Graph by: jonrite Tagged: by the book , fiction , flow chart , law-order , television Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Things I Remember

Monday 30 November 8:26:36 UTC 2015

Bar Graph birthday fuzzy girl hot memory number remember song thinking word - 3607934976 Graph by: CloverKong Tagged: Bar Graph , birthday , fuzzy , girl , hot , memory , number , remember , song , thinking , word Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Replotted: You'd Be Lucky to Get Any Girl

Monday 30 November 8:26:30 UTC 2015

dating,forever alone,girls,venn diagram Graph by: Unknown Tagged: dating , forever alone , girls , venn diagram Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » I Have to Ask Myself: Can I Fap to This?

Monday 30 November 8:26:28 UTC 2015

facebook,fap,Fap Book,flow chart,friends,girls Graph by: freeb4llin800 Tagged: facebook , fap , Fap Book , flow chart , friends , girls Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » How much oil is spilling into the gulf according to NBC news

Monday 30 November 8:26:22 UTC 2015

How much oil is spilling into the gulf according to NBC news Graph by: Tagged: barrels , NBC , news , oil , Pie Chart , spill Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » How Musicians In The 80's Spent Their Money

Monday 30 November 8:26:18 UTC 2015

80s,alcohol,booze,hairspray,leather,money,Music,musicians,spending,women Graph by: loonyluna48 Tagged: 80s , alcohol , booze , hairspray , leather , money , Music , musicians , spending , women Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Document Deleting FOREVER

Monday 30 November 8:26:12 UTC 2015

Bar Graph deleting document forever importance printer troll Graph by: manci5 Tagged: Bar Graph , deleting , document , forever , importance , printer , troll Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Tips for Tipping

Monday 30 November 8:26:05 UTC 2015

bars best of week guide pizza delivery restaurant tipping Graph by: (via Pleated Jeans) Tagged: bars , best of week , guide , pizza delivery , restaurant , tipping Share on Facebook [Link]

Mental Floss » How Does Fire Burn in Microgravity?

Monday 30 November 8:00:00 UTC 2015

If you’ve ever watched a TV or movie in which a conflagration roars through microgravity, you've probably wondered: How do flames burn in space? [Link]

Futility Closet » In a Word

Monday 30 November 7:21:24 UTC 2015

operose
adj. involving great labor (Thanks, Trevor.) Please support Futility Closet on Patreon! [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Islamic State ranks thinning due to US air campaign, Kurdish advances scaring recruits away. ISIL draft dodgers reportedly heading to Canada [Spiffy]

Monday 30 November 7:04:51 UTC 2015

Spiffy [link] [134 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Canadian woman who gave a thirsty pig water faces up to ten years in prison [Facepalm]

Monday 30 November 7:04:51 UTC 2015

Facepalm [link] [75 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 10 Fascinating Facts About Morays

Monday 30 November 7:00:00 UTC 2015

The fish that inspired Ursula’s sidekicks in Disney’s The Little Mermaid are at once odd, majestic, and dangerous. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » As Feds get better at catching income tax refund thieves, crooks switch to stealing Social Security checks from Grandma [Florida]

Monday 30 November 6:58:16 UTC 2015

Florida [link] [10 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Feast Your Eyes on What Microscopic Ocean Plants Look Like From Space

Monday 30 November 6:00:00 UTC 2015

Trippy! [Link]

Mental Floss » 14 Things You Might Not Know About 'Whistler's Mother'

Monday 30 November 5:20:58 UTC 2015

American artist James McNeill Whistler is best remembered for his portrait of his beloved mother, fittingly known as 'Whistler's Mother.' But while affection grew for this painting, its true intentions—and even its real name—got lost. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » William and Kate show new pictures of Princess Charlotte, who looks just like any other infant; a little Winston Churchill and a little cherub [Sappy]

Monday 30 November 4:59:23 UTC 2015

Sappy [link] [35 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » After being told that they cannot label products made outside the internationally recognized borders of their country as being "made in Israel", Israel issues a " no, fark EU" to Europe [Sad]

Monday 30 November 4:26:31 UTC 2015

Sad [link] [92 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » ♫ Chim-chimney, chim-chimney, chim-chim cheroo, bungling burglar gets roasted in flue ♫ [Dumbass]

Monday 30 November 4:20:17 UTC 2015

Dumbass [link] [44 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Bear No.399, remember that name for she will ever haunt you [Interesting]

Monday 30 November 4:05:21 UTC 2015

Interesting [link] [42 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Aldi ordered to pay a man $400,000 after he slipped. Fark: On a disabled sign painted on the ground outside the store [Ironic]

Monday 30 November 3:46:29 UTC 2015

Ironic [link] [50 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Escaping your car crash should make you thankful you are alive. There is no need to risk your life to go back for your personal items [Sad]

Monday 30 November 3:33:20 UTC 2015

Sad [link] [49 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Walk the Ancient City of Petra on Google Street View

Monday 30 November 1:30:00 UTC 2015

Can't afford a trip to Jordan? Thanks to Google, you can get pretty close for free! [Link]

FMyLife » jacobianscum says FML

Monday 30 November 1:28:31 UTC 2015

Today, after 3 months of successful business at my restaurant, sales are down the shitter. Why? Because some no-life troll started posting loads of bad reviews online. He uses different names, but nothing in the reviews has ever happened. We can't get the reviews taken down. FML [Link]

FMyLife » Anonymous says FML

Monday 30 November 1:28:30 UTC 2015

Today, my boyfriend emotionally proposed over dinner, and I said yes. Soon after he left, he tweeted "I just fucked up…." and a few minutes later called me and claimed the proposal was a prank. FML [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this noble tuber [Photoshop]

Monday 30 November 1:00:01 UTC 2015

Photoshop [link] [27 comments] [Link]

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