John Gordon Ross

A Man for All Reasons

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Whittle It a Little, It’ll Fit

Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”

Fark.com RSS » Not news: Conservatives warn of gay agenda supporters. Fark: Chick-Fil-A [Ironic]

Wednesday 4 November 23:58:08 UTC 2015

Ironic [link] [128 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Jesus returns… with a new coat of paint [Interesting]

Wednesday 4 November 23:49:29 UTC 2015

Interesting [link] [23 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Why Can I Sometimes See the Moon During the Day?

Wednesday 4 November 23:30:00 UTC 2015

The Moon doesn't always go down when the Sun comes up. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » McIlroy might miss World Golf Championship due to going with the wrong club [Sick]

Wednesday 4 November 23:27:29 UTC 2015

Sick [link] [24 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Police officer's death upgraded from homicide to carefully staged suicide [Followup]

Wednesday 4 November 23:08:34 UTC 2015

Followup [link] [137 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Researcher has her grant application denied because she submitted it using the wrong font. Difficulty: NOT Comic Sans [Fail]

Wednesday 4 November 22:57:28 UTC 2015

Fail [link] [149 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Idaho Militia group holds rally at statehouse to warn of ISIS invasion of America via sleeper agents posing as Syrian refugees: "This isn't some made up crap we're peddling" says the guy who made up the crap they were peddling [Dumbas

Wednesday 4 November 22:48:34 UTC 2015

Dumbass [link] [107 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Landings halted at San Diego's airport due to active shooter with a rifle nearby. The NRA to call for the mounting of machine guns on commercial airliners in response [Scary]

Wednesday 4 November 22:26:30 UTC 2015

Scary [link] [70 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Utah elects first openly gay minister, somehow still not budging on that 4% beer rule [Spiffy]

Wednesday 4 November 22:17:35 UTC 2015

Spiffy [link] [25 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Don't take drugs. But if you must take drugs, don't leave your residence. But if you must leave your residence, don't run around in people's backyards and break windows. And for the love of all that is holy, don't do it naked [Dum

Wednesday 4 November 22:13:11 UTC 2015

Dumbass [link] [30 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Google Will Start Using A.I. To Automatically Generate Email Responses

Wednesday 4 November 22:01:27 UTC 2015

Google's latest tech magic trick: an A.I. system that will read and respond to emails for you when you’re on the go. [Link]

Mental Floss » Time for Some Mental Hygiene: It's the mental_floss Weekly Puzzle

Wednesday 4 November 22:01:14 UTC 2015

Take a break to boost your brain. [Link]

Mental Floss » The Hidden Pooper in a 17th Century Painting

Wednesday 4 November 22:00:00 UTC 2015

Some philistine painted a bush over him! [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Douchecanoe to find out what it means to get a paddlin' [Fail]

Wednesday 4 November 21:49:00 UTC 2015

Fail [link] [93 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Lobsters, cod join climate scientists in promoting the huge climate change conspiracy [Obvious]

Wednesday 4 November 21:45:55 UTC 2015

Obvious [link] [41 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 25 Lofty Facts About Colorado

Wednesday 4 November 21:30:00 UTC 2015

Its history is brimming with dino discoveries, rock 'n' roll debuts, and even a headless chicken. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » If your bedside manner can be described as 'he groped woman's breasts like he was polishing headlights,' maybe you shouldn't be in the medical profession [Creepy]

Wednesday 4 November 21:08:56 UTC 2015

Creepy [link] [77 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » "Pizza delivery…here's your large pepperoni with extra cheese, mushrooms, and a new house to replace yours destroyed in a storm. Oh, and no charge for the onions" [Sappy]

Wednesday 4 November 21:08:54 UTC 2015

Sappy [link] [23 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this horse and carriage [Photoshop]

Wednesday 4 November 21:00:01 UTC 2015

Photoshop [link] [25 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » The Missing Links: The iTunes Terms of Service As A Graphic Novel

Wednesday 4 November 21:00:00 UTC 2015

Nobody ever reads the iTunes terms of service. But what if it was made into a graphic novel? One cartoonist did just that. * Bone up on Bond before you see the new film Spectre. Wired provides this guide to binge-watching the 007 series. * To many film fans, the two Tim Burton Batman films are some of the best … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » California reminds everyone why it's not a good idea to bring a knife to a gunfight [Scary]

Wednesday 4 November 20:55:49 UTC 2015

Scary [link] [35 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Virginia Zoo elephants moving to Miami and will be replaced with rhinos, jut like the rest of the GOP [Florida]

Wednesday 4 November 20:51:16 UTC 2015

Florida [link] [9 comments] [Link]

The Onion » News: Economists Estimate Human Civilization Still Years Away From Turning Profit

Wednesday 4 November 20:50:00 UTC 2015

BALTIMORE—After an exhaustive review of financial records from the present back to the cuneiform ledgers of ancient Mesopotamia, economists at Johns Hopkins University released a report Wednesday indicating that human civilization is still many years away from turning a profit.
The report confirmed that humanity, driven by valuable innovations such as agriculture, written language, the Gregorian calendar, transistors, and germ theory, …
[Link]

Mental Floss » This Magnetic Notebook Lets You Add, Remove, and Reorganize Its Pages

Wednesday 4 November 20:30:00 UTC 2015

One more reason you should be writing in a physical notebook. [Link]

The Onion » News in Brief: Inaccuracy Of Every Single Detail Forces Student Paper To Pull Story At Last Minute

Wednesday 4 November 20:29:00 UTC 2015

NEW BRITAIN, CT—Explaining that the article did not meet the publication’s high standards, the editors of The Recorder, Central Connecticut State University’s student newspaper, confirmed Wednesday that the inaccuracy of every single detail forced them to pull the issue’s top story at the last minute. “We at The Recorder strive to ensure that every piece of writing we publish contains … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » "Mum died after 'excessive consumption' of caffeine from drinking 8 litres of Pepsi Max." Never mind the prescription drugs and the liter of vodka per day, it's all the fault of the soda [Stupid]

Wednesday 4 November 20:27:57 UTC 2015

Stupid [link] [104 comments] [Link]

The Onion » News in Brief: Two-Month Freelance Gig Posted In ‘Careers’ Section Of Company’s Website

Wednesday 4 November 20:17:00 UTC 2015

NEW YORK—Referring to the two months of contracted labor as an “opportunity,” online media company RazerWire posted a temporary graphic design freelance gig in the “Careers” section of its website, sources confirmed Wednesday. “We are looking for creative, talented people to join our team and help us grow,” read the listing for the eight-week, out-of-office position, which was titled “Designer” … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » To the surprise of absolutely no one, forcing fast food restaurants to post calorie information has done absolutely nothing to change American eating habits. In fact, some saw it as a challenge instead of warning [Obvious]

Wednesday 4 November 20:10:22 UTC 2015

Obvious [link] [169 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Fox breaks into zoo and massacres the penguins. Rupert Murdoch has gone too far this time [Sad]

Wednesday 4 November 20:06:59 UTC 2015

Sad [link] [51 comments] [Link]

The Onion » American Voices: Diamonds Might Not Be As Rare As Once Thought

Wednesday 4 November 20:02:00 UTC 2015

According to new research, the process by which the earth creates diamonds might be more common than we thought, though many of the resultant gems are microscopic and immaterial to humans. What do you think?
[Link]

Fark.com RSS » German woman spontaneously bursts into flames in park, combining mystery with tragedy and a strangely compelling pyrotechnics show [Strange]

Wednesday 4 November 20:00:55 UTC 2015

Strange [link] [53 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » These Soap Bubbles Form Ice Crystals Right Before Your Eyes

Wednesday 4 November 20:00:00 UTC 2015

These bubbles freeze faster than they pop. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » 1953: Paper boy receives 15 cent tip. 2015: Paper boy is rich because the tip included a fake nickel with a spy's microfilm inside, and he bought a strip club with it. At least, I think that's the story [Interesting]

Wednesday 4 November 19:38:25 UTC 2015

Interesting [link] [47 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 8 Famous Historical Figures Excommunicated by the Catholic Church

Wednesday 4 November 19:30:00 UTC 2015

The Vatican doesn't like it when you start your own religion (among other things). [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Doctors warn of the dangers of a trend known as "Chemsex," which involves days-long, drug-fueled orgies with "an average of five partners," mostly because they never seem to get invited to parties like that [Unlikely]

Wednesday 4 November 19:29:59 UTC 2015

Unlikely [link] [86 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Bernie Sanders closer to Bush than originally suspected [Interesting]

Wednesday 4 November 19:20:30 UTC 2015

Interesting [link] [60 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Exactly how stupid are anti-vaccine nutjobs? This stupid [Facepalm]

Wednesday 4 November 19:11:45 UTC 2015

Facepalm [link] [233 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Ex-Walmart CEO crashes plane on Arkansas highway, demands tax rebate for his development of aerospace infrastructure and creating jobs cleaning up the mess [Dumbass]

Wednesday 4 November 19:03:10 UTC 2015

Dumbass [link] [79 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss »  This Plane Could Cross the Atlantic in Less Than an Hour

Wednesday 4 November 19:00:00 UTC 2015

The Skreemr Jet's design would allow it to travel up to 10 times the speed of sound. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » So, is that a dead man's penis in your pocket or are you happy to see m–wait, WHAT? [Scary]

Wednesday 4 November 18:37:09 UTC 2015

Scary [link] [31 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » If the best way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun, how many good guys with guns does it take to stop three bad guys robbing a meat market when one starts shooting right away and one has a stun gun instead? Show your work [Hero]

Wednesday 4 November 18:27:33 UTC 2015

Hero [link] [303 comments] [Link]

Futility Closet » “The Man in the Moon”

Wednesday 4 November 18:17:10 UTC 2015

Phil Rizzuto’s digressive speaking style earned him a faithful following during his 40-year career as announcer for the New York Yankees. In 1993, Tom Peyer and Hart Seely found that the announcer’s disjointed speech worked exceptionally well as found poetry, and they edited a collection titled O Holy Cow! The Selected Verse of Phil Rizzuto. Here’s a sample: the announcer’s … [Link]

Mental Floss » NASA Releases Footage of the Sun in Ultra-HD

Wednesday 4 November 18:00:00 UTC 2015

Just beautiful. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Google developing technology to automatically reply to your emails. Humans soon to become superfluous to the whole email process [Obvious]

Wednesday 4 November 17:59:13 UTC 2015

Obvious [link] [38 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Philippine Jihadists seeking ransom for Norwegian man demand . . . *puts pinky to mouth* . . . ONE BILLION PESOS [Strange]

Wednesday 4 November 17:50:59 UTC 2015

Strange [link] [37 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » America is seeing the rapid growth of the "high income poor": People who make a decent income but are so saddled with debt and expenses they have no savings and live paycheck to paycheck [Interesting]

Wednesday 4 November 17:47:00 UTC 2015

Interesting [link] [275 comments] [Link]

The Onion » News in Brief: Paul Ryan Discovers Half-Finished Escape Tunnel Leading Out Of Speaker’s Office

Wednesday 4 November 17:32:00 UTC 2015

WASHINGTON—Moving a 19th-century armchair away from the mahogany-paneled wall as he rearranged his new office Wednesday, recently elected House Speaker Paul Ryan reportedly stumbled upon a half-finished escape tunnel leading out of the Speaker’s chambers. “Oh, man, look at this thing—it must go back 100 feet!” said Ryan, who found the makeshift passageway strewn with numerous worn-down Montblanc fountain pens … [Link]

Mental Floss » 15 Scenic Facts About the Great Barrier Reef

Wednesday 4 November 17:30:00 UTC 2015

9. The Reef is a very romantic spot for some animals. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » After failing 95% of audits, TSA is considering upgrading their workforce by hiring dogs. It is going to be pretty embarrassing when they start getting promoted into management [Murica]

Wednesday 4 November 17:13:12 UTC 2015

Murica [link] [112 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Maldives President, in an effort to help solidify new Democracy, arrests Vice President, declares Martian law [Scary]

Wednesday 4 November 17:03:00 UTC 2015

Scary [link] [49 comments] [Link]

FMyLife » downgirl says FML

Wednesday 4 November 17:02:53 UTC 2015

Today, I saw the pumpkin I had put out for Halloween was starting to get mushy. I went to put it in a trash bag when it slipped out of my hands and burst over my knee. My dog heard the noise, ran into the kitchen and attacked me out of panic. FML [Link]

Mental Floss » Artist Carves 20-Year Prison Experience Into Ostrich Eggshells

Wednesday 4 November 17:00:00 UTC 2015

These intricate sculptures depict real life inside violent American prisons. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » I support the guy in China who makes these magnetic ribbons [Murica]

Wednesday 4 November 16:55:01 UTC 2015

Murica [link] [102 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Romanian PM resigns after mass protests [Interesting]

Wednesday 4 November 16:39:33 UTC 2015

Interesting [link] [40 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Force of Habit: The Nun Who Became an FBI Agent

Wednesday 4 November 16:30:00 UTC 2015

How Sister Joanne Pierce went from a convent to carrying a .38 revolver. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » The Life Of A Porn Star, In Black And White (Not safe for work) [Interesting]

Wednesday 4 November 16:15:06 UTC 2015

Interesting [link] [83 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 8 Cat Breeds with Wild Roots

Wednesday 4 November 16:08:06 UTC 2015

Treating a wild cat as a pet is not a good idea, but throughout history, some have taken servals, caracals, fishing cats, ocelots, and even lions and tigers into their homes. The desire to own a wild animal can have consequences, so cat breeders have used their skills to develop cat breeds that fulfill the desire for an exotic cat … [Link]

Mental Floss » 12 Old Words that Survived by Getting Fossilized in Idioms

Wednesday 4 November 16:08:03 UTC 2015

English has changed a lot in the last several hundred years, and there are many words once used that we would no longer recognize today. There are some old words, however, that are nearly obsolete, but we still recognize because they were lucky enough to get stuck in set phrases that have lasted across the centuries. Here are 12 lucky … [Link]

Mental Floss » Name the Six U.S. States That Border Idaho

Wednesday 4 November 16:08:00 UTC 2015

Take the quiz! [Link]

Mental Floss » Watch and Listen as the Harlem Globetrotters Team Up With 'STOMP'

Wednesday 4 November 16:07:59 UTC 2015

Elite performers and superstar athletes join forces for a dynamite music video. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Definitely not a Caturday thread: Your Dog may not be going to heaven …but your cat is definitely go to hell [Unlikely]

Wednesday 4 November 16:07:25 UTC 2015

Unlikely [link] [81 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 17 Pioneering Facts About 'Little House on the Prairie'

Wednesday 4 November 16:00:00 UTC 2015

Dishing up some dirt on Ma and Pa Ingalls and nasty Nellie Oleson. [Link]

FMyLife » superspy3214 says FML

Wednesday 4 November 15:54:41 UTC 2015

Today, I was working at a movie theater when I was called to clean what can only be described as "Dog Shit Surprise" out of a theater. FML [Link]

Fark.com RSS » While the Twitter rage over the new heart icon continues largely unabated, at least no one is accusing Twitter of trying to kill its users…oh, wait [Facepalm]

Wednesday 4 November 15:45:04 UTC 2015

Facepalm [link] [50 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » How Will the Universe End?

Wednesday 4 November 15:30:00 UTC 2015

The short answer is: Not with a big bang. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » There's now a price tag on human excrement. You may be sitting on a gold mine [Weird]

Wednesday 4 November 15:10:20 UTC 2015

Weird [link] [73 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Which one of you let the Swedes try making pizza? [Strange]

Wednesday 4 November 15:06:27 UTC 2015

Strange [link] [114 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Explore Biochemistry in This Molecular Minecraft World

Wednesday 4 November 15:00:00 UTC 2015

The creators of "MolCraft" hope it will be used as a new type of education tool. [Link]

The Onion » American Voices: Cinemas Ban Masks, Prop Weapons At ‘Star Wars’ Release

Wednesday 4 November 14:58:00 UTC 2015

Citing safety concerns, movie theater chain Cinemark is warning audiences ahead of the December 18 opening of Star Wars: Episode VII that they are not permitted to wear masks or face paint as part of any costume, nor can they carry prop weapons to screenings of the film. What do you think?
[Link]

Mental Floss » This Massive New Mural in Italy Depicts the Evolution of the World

Wednesday 4 November 14:36:37 UTC 2015

The impressive wall illustrates the full timeline of life on Earth. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » They paved Acra nice and put up a parking lot [Strange]

Wednesday 4 November 14:06:50 UTC 2015

Strange [link] [25 comments] [Link]

Weird Universe » Tornado-Proof House With Tail

Wednesday 4 November 14:00:44 UTC 2015

The idea, from an 1890 patent, was to make the house aerodynamic (long and narrow) and then attach it to a turntable, so that it could turn to face the wind.

I'm sure there must be some basic flaw in the concept. I imagine the entire house being spun like a top by the wind.

Source: Popular Mechanics – Apr … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this gymnast [Photoshop]

Wednesday 4 November 14:00:01 UTC 2015

Photoshop [link] [36 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Europe's Oldest Tree is Undergoing a Sex Change

Wednesday 4 November 14:00:00 UTC 2015

The recent change in the ancient organism shocked scientists. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » No matter how hot she is, or isn't, Iranian clerics say they've had enough of her shiat [Asinine]

Wednesday 4 November 13:58:20 UTC 2015

Asinine [link] [195 comments] [Link]

FMyLife » damaged says FML

Wednesday 4 November 13:54:31 UTC 2015

Today, I drove in heavy rain for the first time, by myself. I had been told to drive below the speed limit, and be extra careful of the cars around me. Nobody had told me about thunder scaring a cow that would then escape from the corral and hit my car. FML [Link]

FMyLife » nocongratsneeded says FML

Wednesday 4 November 13:53:54 UTC 2015

Today, I learned the hard way that my boyfriend lied about getting a vasectomy before we met, in spite of knowing how phobic I am of pregnancy and kids. His defense? "I figured you'd change your mind someday, because all you chicks love babies." FML [Link]

Mental Floss » 20 Writers On Their Must-Have Desert Island Read

Wednesday 4 November 13:30:00 UTC 2015

It's no surprise that the Harry Potter Series comes up more than once. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Songbirds that haven't been seen for fifty years spotted in a park. Immediately eaten by falcons that haven't been seen for sixty years [Spiffy]

Wednesday 4 November 13:27:11 UTC 2015

Spiffy [link] [28 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » You've got to fight … for your child's right … to have mandatory recess [Florida]

Wednesday 4 November 13:24:09 UTC 2015

Florida [link] [76 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Watch The Short Film Sam Raimi Made Right Before 'The Evil Dead'

Wednesday 4 November 13:00:00 UTC 2015

The film provides a fascinating look at the origins of the horror series. [Link]

FMyLife » 123literateABC says FML

Wednesday 4 November 12:21:58 UTC 2015

Today, at work, the janitor would not stop telling me how good I looked. This was after he told me he was fired for sexual harassment at his last job. He clearly learned that lesson. FML [Link]

FMyLife » Wtf says FML

Wednesday 4 November 12:21:56 UTC 2015

Today, during dinner, my boyfriend slowly walked up next to me, got on one knee, and in one movement pointed at my feet and shouted, "WHAT ARE THOSE?!" FML [Link]

Fark.com RSS » You ever get so angry you jam all your electronics into the oven, set the kitchen on fire, and take on 8 cops while naked? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. Well, except in Fairfax [Weird]

Wednesday 4 November 12:21:10 UTC 2015

Weird [link] [48 comments] [Link]

Weird Universe » The Z-Man, or Brain, Toy

Wednesday 4 November 12:20:14 UTC 2015

What was so distinctive about this toy? Early pre-silicon programability.


Original article here.

Even more pix and info at this blog. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Plane crashes in denial [Sad]

Wednesday 4 November 12:19:51 UTC 2015

Sad [link] [25 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Annie

Wednesday 4 November 12:15:00 UTC 2015

[Link]

Mental Floss » Become a More Creative Chef With This Flavor Profile Guide

Wednesday 4 November 12:00:00 UTC 2015

Learn how to balance flavors with these helpful charts. [Link]

Mental Floss » 7 Scientific Studies About How Animals React to Music

Wednesday 4 November 11:30:00 UTC 2015

Music is pretty universally enjoyed … when it comes to people. Animals, on the other hand, have diverse reactions to tunes. Here are seven scientific discoveries about how animals react to music, either created by humans or themselves. [Link]

FMyLife » why says FML

Wednesday 4 November 11:13:16 UTC 2015

Today, it's easier to buy a house than it is to get out of a gym contract. FML [Link]

Fark.com RSS » The Ayatollah wants to set the record straight and let everyone know that just because he might say 'Death to America,' that does not mean he wants death to Americans [Interesting]

Wednesday 4 November 11:03:48 UTC 2015

Interesting [link] [160 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Teen jailed for running €4 million online business from his mom's basement [Scary]

Wednesday 4 November 10:14:00 UTC 2015

Scary [link] [48 comments] [Link]

FMyLife » smh says FML

Wednesday 4 November 9:49:55 UTC 2015

Today, I found out the only reason my boyfriend of two years asked me out on a date was because I accidentally flashed him when we met. FML [Link]

FMyLife » Unwanted says FML

Wednesday 4 November 9:49:54 UTC 2015

Today, my boyfriend declared he doesn't feel ready to move in with me for at least "some more years". We have already been together for five years. When he bought an apartment one year ago, he kept it a secret for three months. Maybe I should learn to take a hint. Or several hints. FML [Link]

FMyLife » Broken says FML

Wednesday 4 November 9:49:53 UTC 2015

Today, I took my nephew to the roller rink and I broke not one arm but both. Now I can't even wipe. FML [Link]

GraphJam » Rage Quit to the Rescue!

Wednesday 4 November 9:45:23 UTC 2015

losing Pie Chart quitting video games xbox Graph by: WWanderer Tagged: losing , Pie Chart , quitting , video games , xbox Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Also, Killing Peasants

Wednesday 4 November 9:45:22 UTC 2015

Graph by: lolwok33 Tagged: assassins creed , games , Pie Chart , video games Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Things people do with joke-a-day calendars

Wednesday 4 November 9:45:14 UTC 2015

all,calendar,day,joke,one,open,Pie Chart,read Graph by: Nuetch Tagged: all , calendar , day , joke , one , open , Pie Chart , read Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » What would make Twilight better

Wednesday 4 November 9:45:04 UTC 2015

Pie Chart rage troll bait twilight vuvuzela - 3739395072 Graph by: sarahmarie426 Tagged: Pie Chart , rage , troll bait , twilight , vuvuzela Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » When I Need to Buy Something

Wednesday 4 November 9:44:56 UTC 2015

available,buy,forgetting,money,needs,remember LoL by: mitaltharin Tagged: available , buy , forgetting , money , needs , remember Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » You Mean Throngs of Women Won't Chase Me Through the Streets?

Wednesday 4 November 9:44:49 UTC 2015

axe Bar Graph body spray boys girls smell - 5471577600 Graph by: Catyra Tagged: axe , Bar Graph , body spray , boys , girls , smell Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » That's Illegal, Man

Wednesday 4 November 9:44:48 UTC 2015

Yarrrrr, there be free software abound Graph by: saltyteabag (via www.geekosystem.com) Tagged: copy , distribution , illegal , infographic , piracy , software Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » When do my cats want to go outside

Wednesday 4 November 9:44:40 UTC 2015

LoL by: Bones_grey_rat Tagged: bathroom , Cats , outside , pets Share on Facebook [Link]

Mental Floss » What is a World in Which Commercials Make You Cry?

Wednesday 4 November 9:30:00 UTC 2015

By Lisa Wade, PhD And what does it have to do with the largest refugee crisis since World War II? Grab the tissues: In his book named after the idea, sociologist Stjepan Meštrović describes contemporary Western societies as postemotional. By invoking the prefix “post,” he doesn’t mean to suggest that we no longer have any emotions at all, but that … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Chick-kill-a [Sad]

Wednesday 4 November 9:11:00 UTC 2015

Sad [link] [83 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Back in the day we knew when winter was coming when the acorns fell, today in the 21st century you need a crazy snow map like this from NOAA that shows how much snow is coming [Interesting]

Wednesday 4 November 8:39:00 UTC 2015

Interesting [link] [78 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Want to Be More Productive? Listen to This Kind of Music

Wednesday 4 November 8:30:00 UTC 2015

Your iTunes playlist can coax your brain into the zone—if you know how to use it. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Up in smoke: Marijuana legalization amendment fails on Ohio ballot [Fail]

Wednesday 4 November 7:47:00 UTC 2015

Fail [link] [228 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 10 Inventive Myths About Einstein, Debunked

Wednesday 4 November 7:30:00 UTC 2015

He wasn't really a bad student. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » The answer to "How many flatulent sheep does it take to bring down an airplane?" has been discovered [Amusing]

Wednesday 4 November 6:35:00 UTC 2015

Amusing [link] [56 comments] [Link]

The Onion » News in Brief: Archaeologists Discover Ancient Femur That Could Make Mouthwatering Broth

Wednesday 4 November 6:30:00 UTC 2015

SIBERIA, RUSSIA—Hailing it as among the most intact and substantial Paleolithic-era finds ever unearthed, a team of archaeologists from University College Dublin announced Wednesday the discovery of an ancient human femur that could make a rich, mouthwatering broth. “Based on our preliminary analysis, this thighbone dates back some 65,000 years and appears to be ideal for preparing an enticing, flavorful … [Link]

Mental Floss » Giant Animals' Poop Makes the World Go Round

Wednesday 4 November 6:30:00 UTC 2015

When large animals like mammoths go extinct, the world’s nutrient cycle suffers. [Link]

Futility Closet » Oops

Wednesday 4 November 6:20:41 UTC 2015

Image: Wikimedia Commons In 1726, the Swiss naturalist Johann Jakob Scheuchzer mistook the skull and vertebral column of a large salamander from the Miocene epoch for the “betrübten Beingerüst eines alten Sünders” (sad bony remains of an old human sinner) and dubbed it Homo diluvii testis, “the man who witnessed the Deluge.” The fossil lacked a tail or hind legs, so … [Link]

Mental Floss » 15 Straight Facts About the Leaning Tower of Pisa

Wednesday 4 November 5:30:00 UTC 2015

Here's everything you need to know about Italy's most beloved architectural accident. [Link]

Mental Floss » Poop Could Be the World’s Next Big Energy Resource

Wednesday 4 November 5:26:40 UTC 2015

Human waste could generate enough electricity to power 138 million households, according to a new report. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » AP has called the Kentucky governor's race for Republican Matt Bevin. Hats off to the 4% voting for Drew [Followup]

Wednesday 4 November 5:00:00 UTC 2015

Followup [link] [265 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Funky Chicken Walk Can Indicate a Sick Bird

Wednesday 4 November 4:30:00 UTC 2015

Why did the chicken cross the pen? No, seriously. That’s a legitimate scientific question. [Link]

Mental Floss » I’m So Excited: 25 Years Ago, ‘Saved by the Bell’ Tackled the Caffeine Pill Issue

Wednesday 4 November 4:15:00 UTC 2015

In what might be the teen sitcom’s most memorable moment, perpetual overachiever Jessie Spano had a caffeine pill meltdown. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » The newest craft liquor being embraced by smug hipsters to flavor everything from coffee to orange juice is **spins wheel** amaro [Spiffy]

Wednesday 4 November 4:07:31 UTC 2015

Spiffy [link] [58 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Never bring a… you know what? Just don't get into a machete fight [Weird]

Wednesday 4 November 4:05:21 UTC 2015

Weird [link] [23 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Watch Slow Motion Crickets Dance Through the Air

Wednesday 4 November 4:00:00 UTC 2015

At 400 frames per second, crickets become ballerinas. [Link]

Mental Floss » Microsoft Audio Lab Named World’s Quietest Place

Wednesday 4 November 3:30:00 UTC 2015

When all you can hear is the sound of your own body, extreme quiet is less peaceful than you'd think. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Pew poll finds people are using them less [Interesting]

Wednesday 4 November 3:22:36 UTC 2015

Interesting [link] [90 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » New book tries to make the Borgia Pope seem tame by comparison [Obvious]

Wednesday 4 November 3:07:24 UTC 2015

Obvious [link] [18 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Having your hand in the pork and mutton jar at this meat market in China will get you publicly bound and humiliated [Dumbass]

Wednesday 4 November 2:57:37 UTC 2015

Dumbass [link] [22 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » In 1957, a Scientist Carefully Documented His Own Death from a Snakebite

Wednesday 4 November 2:30:00 UTC 2015

Herpetologist Karl P. Schmidt didn't know his bit was lethal, and stayed curious and discovery-oriented until the very end. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Hey, free gum [Sick]

Wednesday 4 November 1:57:55 UTC 2015

Sick [link] [66 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » What Will Humans Be Like in 1000 Years?

Wednesday 4 November 1:45:00 UTC 2015

Here are a few compelling theories about human life in 3015. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Young child found wandering around outside without jacket or pants. Police return her to her family after mistakenly first identifying her as a farker [Obvious]

Wednesday 4 November 1:39:00 UTC 2015

Obvious [link] [36 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Yes, There Is a Right—and a Wrong—Way to Eat Oysters

Wednesday 4 November 1:30:00 UTC 2015

For starters, you shouldn't expect oysters from the Pacific and the Atlantic to taste the same. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Three Minnesota men caught with 2,000 pounds of illegal turtle meat and a really large slow cooker [Weird]

Wednesday 4 November 1:15:41 UTC 2015

Weird [link] [60 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » These Transportation Pods Could Transform Your Future Commute

Wednesday 4 November 1:03:17 UTC 2015

Tommaso Gecchelin is developing energy-efficient pods that will function as a source of versatile public and private transportation. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this German electromagnetic radiation pollution detector official [Photoshop]

Wednesday 4 November 1:00:01 UTC 2015

Photoshop [link] [21 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » How Bugs From Australia Settled African Islands

Wednesday 4 November 1:00:00 UTC 2015

Stick bugs arrived on the Mascerene Islands 22 million years ago from a surprising place: Australia. [Link]

Mental Floss » Quick Tricks to Make 10 Dreaded Chores Easier

Wednesday 4 November 1:00:00 UTC 2015

Chores are a part of life that most of us just can’t avoid. But come next housecleaning day, don’t get mad—get creative. These tips will help those pesky little items on your “to do” list breeze by a little bit faster. [Link]

FMyLife » Anonymous says FML

Wednesday 4 November 0:46:36 UTC 2015

Today, I found out that aside from being savagely overworked and treated like shit for zero pay, another one of my responsibilities as an intern is to take the blame for my boss accidentally posting a link to a porn site on the company's Twitter account. FML [Link]

FMyLife » ew says FML

Wednesday 4 November 0:46:35 UTC 2015

Today, my dad got dressed up in formal clothes, and I asked what the occasion was. He said he had a hot date, which would've been fine if he hadn't told me what was "on the menu", namely "wining, dining, sixty-nining". Thanks for that image. FML [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Study funded by pro-charter school group finds that online charter schools are not better than nothing [Misc]

Wednesday 4 November 0:37:38 UTC 2015

Misc [link] [56 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Wikipedia Hit 5 Million Entries With an Article About an Australian Shrub

Wednesday 4 November 0:30:00 UTC 2015

Wikipedia, already the longest encyclopedia in the world, reached five million entries on Sunday, November 1, with an article on the Persoonia terminalis. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Ireland announces plans to decriminalize heroin and cocaine, adding, "They're magically delicious" [Interesting]

Wednesday 4 November 0:26:09 UTC 2015

Interesting [link] [63 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Atlanta's New World of Puppetry Museum Will Honor Jim Henson's Legacy

Wednesday 4 November 0:15:00 UTC 2015

The brand-new institution owns more than 500 artifacts donated by the late puppeteer's family. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Hi, my name is Nicholas and I'm an alcoholic, and a capuchin monkey [Weird]

Wednesday 4 November 0:10:43 UTC 2015

Weird [link] [30 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » No Vergnügen is being had working at Volkswagen these days [Dumbass]

Wednesday 4 November 0:09:02 UTC 2015

Dumbass [link] [52 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Finally, America will have a place where youths can try to kill each other. You know, other than schools, churches, shopping malls [Interesting]

Wednesday 4 November 0:03:59 UTC 2015

Interesting [link] [37 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » This Firefighter Ran the NYC Marathon in Full Gear

Wednesday 4 November 0:00:00 UTC 2015

This is one of many races he's competed in to honor our fallen heroes. [Link]

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