Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”
Fark.com RSS » Man arrested for wet willy assault. Childless uncles and older brothers everywhere march in solidarity [Asinine]
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Fark.com RSS » Good news, Windows 10 users too stupid to select appropriate privacy options during the setup of your system. Now there's an app that presents those same privacy options you ignored the first time [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » State lawmaker complains that local deputy treated him like a child on a traffic stop. Apparently "treating like a child" means giving him a warning after clocking him doing 94 in a car with state license plates [Dumbass]
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Mental Floss » Temporary Tattoos That Appear Like Magic on Your Skin
Too old for temporary tattoos, but not ready to make a commitment to the real deal? Enter Inkbox. [Link]
Weird Universe » Stop And Think
In the movie Jurassic Park Jeff Goldblum's character says, in conversation about the Park, "Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could that they never stopped to think if they should." I think that quote is very apropos to a recent Japanese culinary accomplishment. Cheesecake made using bacteria found in gorilla feces. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Next time, before you speak so derisively of the 1 percent, remember that many of them suffer, too. For example, did you know that all but the top tenth of them can't even afford to send their kids to a $35,000 per year middle school? [Sad]
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The Onion » News in Brief: Winning Argument With Aging Parents Less Satisfying Than It Once Was
CINCINNATI—After firmly telling them that she was okay paying city prices and that she would not move back to her hometown just because it was cheaper, local woman Ellen Wallace, 40, confirmed Thursday that winning an argument with her parents has become much less satisfying as they have gotten older. “We used to get into these half-hour-long ordeals where we’d … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » IS uses suicide bomber to attack a mosque. You're doing it wrong [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Stradivarius violin returned 35 years after it was stolen, no strings attached [Misc]
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The Onion » News in Brief: Bobby Jindal Vows To Return America To Time When He Was Rising Republican Star
CLEVELAND—Hailing the bygone era as a golden age of opportunity, Louisiana governor Bobby Jindal spent his opening remarks during Thursday’s GOP debate vowing to return America to a time when he was a rising star within the Republican Party. “I want to bring America back to its best days, back when our future as a nation looked bright and I … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » "Wow. I was really lucky surviving Hiroshima. I am so glad to be back in good ol' Nagasaki" [Scary]
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Mental Floss » Watch 'Sea Lice' Devour an Entire Pig in Just Days
The ocean is a crazy place. [Link]
Mental Floss » Name the Missing Word in Each Book Title
Take the quiz! [Link]
Mental Floss » The Most Popular Book Set in Each State
Can you guess your state's book? [Link]
Mental Floss » 15 Explosive Facts About Farts
Do you smell something? [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Все ваши базы принадл&~ нам [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Fark Food Thread: Not just for party tricks and what-do-we-do-now bread recipes, bananas are both healthy and tasty. So, how do you use them when cooking? [Interesting]
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Mental Floss » The Missing Links: Goodbye Jon
Rolling Stone runs down 10 times Jon Stewart outdid journalism during his time on the The Daily Show. * And Salon looks into how the correspondents of The Daily Show score those insane interviews. * Tonight is the first GOP presidential debate. And with it comes the official drinking game to play as you watch. * You don’t know fun … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Two deaf brothers receive cochlear implants, hear each other and their late father for the first time [Sappy]
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Fark.com RSS » White supremacist blows off his leg while making homemade bombs. In related news, local officials predict drop in curbstomping assaults [Spiffy]
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Mental Floss » Keep Your Cats Cool With Homemade Kitty Popsicles
Can you imagine sitting through this heat in a fur coat? [Link]
The Onion » American Voices: Spicy Foods Could Increase Lifespan
A study that observed nearly half a million people over a seven-year span found that those who consumed more spicy foods such as chili peppers showed a reduced overall risk of death, as well as reduced risk of developing cancer or heart disease. What do you think?
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Fark.com RSS » Welsh town appoints first jester in 700 years [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » Blue Cross and Blue Shield of North Carolina seeks 35% rate hike increase because fArC yA, that's why [Stupid]
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Fark.com RSS » Here's how to keep your husband from having sex with the nanny. Step one: Don't hire a nanny [Asinine]
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FMyLife » Dobche says FML
Today, I had to take a drugs test at work. Later, I found out it was my fiancé's mother who called our hotline. Her reason: I work till 6 pm, her "baby" should eat before that, but he can't cook, so I should quit my job. He is 35. And he thinks I should apologize for upsetting her at dinner. … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » In a story pulled directly from the annals of stupidity, a woman discovers she has been using olive oil bath gel to cook with instead of actual olive oil. "I'm not chef of the week" [Facepalm]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop these colorful stripes [Photoshop]
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Mental Floss » The Key to a Long Life: Spicy Foods?
A study of almost 500,000 people in China finds links between the frequency of spicy meals and lower risk of mortality. [Link]
FMyLife » Full Stomach Empty Wallet says FML
Today, I discovered that the five-star meal that my friend treated me to last night was actually meant to be repayment of the $200 I loaned her last month. I needed that money for bills and she refuses to give me another cent. FML [Link]
Mental Floss » Match the Quote to the Movie
Take the quiz! [Link]
Mental Floss » 10 Things You Didn’t Know About Smokejumpers
Smokejumper, by Jason Ramos, is the memoir of a man whose job responsibilities include: 1. Jumping from airplanes, 2. Into forest fires. The book’s title comes from the name of the profession: smokejumpers insert into remote, inaccessible areas of forests in order to stop forest fires from becoming catastrophic. Because their work is conducted in isolation, they carry everything they … [Link]
The Onion » Infographic: What To Expect From Tonight’s GOP Debate
The first Republican primary debate will air Thursday evening on Fox News and will feature the top 10 polling candidates, with Donald Trump in a strong lead, as they field questions from moderators Bret Baier, Megyn Kelly, and Chris Wallace. Here’s what to expect during tonight’s debate:Debate to begin with each candidate escorted through arena and presented onstage by father … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Bald eagles swarm into Indiana to feast on the entrails of state's last thousand democrats [Murica]
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Fark.com RSS » Dedicated dad gets a One Direction tattoo to win tickets for his daughters. Forgets to read the fine print and gets DQ'd [Facepalm]
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The Onion » Photo Finish: Marlins Players Enthusiastically Gather Around Stadium Exit After Walk-Off Home Run
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The Onion » Sports News in Brief: Patriots Tired Of Jimmy Garoppolo Beginning Every Huddle With ‘This Is My Team Now’
FOXBOROUGH, MA—Complaining that the quarterback has kept up the annoying habit throughout training camp, several members of the New England Patriots admitted to reporters Thursday that they have grown tired of Jimmy Garoppolo beginning every huddle by stating “This is my team now.” “He’s always taking time before calling the play to remind us that Tom’s gone and he’s running … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Old and busted: Civet poop coffee. New hotness? Gorilla poop cheesecake [Sick]
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Mental Floss » Listen to Chris Farley Voice Shrek
A clip of Chris Farley's voice as Shrek has been released to the public. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » They call him the streak: Naked man runs after crashing into 6 vehicles [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » "Sputnikfest seeks Ms. Space Debris contestants". Wonder if she has to show her junk? [Spiffy]
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Mental Floss » Amy Poehler Launches a Hilarious New Web Series About Science
'Experimenting with Megan Amram' features real science (and women in science) while parodying a superficial talk show. [Link]
Mental Floss » The Crew of the Enola Gay on Dropping the Atomic Bomb
In their own words. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Gas stations add tax targeting people who are bad at math [Interesting]
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Mental Floss » Compare the Fastest Ships in Sci-Fi History
See how the DeLorean stacks up against the Death Star. [Link]
FMyLife » ithinkimturningjapanese says FML
Today, I was diagnosed with food poisoning for the third time since moving to this base in Japan. My husband keeps cooking questionable meat and vegetables from the commissary because he thinks the food from a Japanese grocery store is radioactive. FML [Link]
FMyLife » anonymous says FML
Today, at work, the girl I've been into for the past 6 months confessed that she liked me, but also confessed she had sex with our boss. Our boss happens to be my dad. FML [Link]
The Onion » News in Brief: Nicaraguan Diplomat Drops Deadly Spider Onto John Kerry’s Blanket
ISLA GRANDE DEL MAÍZ, NICARAGUA—Creeping stealthily into the bungalow where John Kerry lay sleeping after a trade summit Thursday, Nicaraguan Minister of Foreign Affairs Samuel Santos López, illuminated only by a sliver of moon, reportedly slid open the lid of a small pine box and released a deadly Brazilian wandering spider onto the blanket of his American counterpart. “Sweet dreams, … [Link]
The Onion » Tech Trends: Scientists Continue Developing Alternative Energy Sources For Americans To Waste
Tech Trends reporter Aaron Vaughn takes a look at Green Forward, a startup creating new green technology for Americans to blindly disregard.
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Mental Floss » 17 Videos of Pets Getting Into Trouble While Home Alone
Our furry friends find plenty of ways to entertain themselves when we're not around. [Link]
Mental Floss » Meet the Man Struck By Lightning 7 Times
To put it in perspective, the odds of getting struck by lightning seven times are 4.15 in 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000~ [Link]
Mental Floss » "Mel" Farr
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The Onion » Onion Explains: Onion Explains: The Totalitarian State Of North Korea
How is the secretive totalitarian government of the Hermit Kingdom operated? The Onion explains North Korea.
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Mental Floss » Cats Find Homes in Prisons—and Reform Inmates
Cats help convicts learn to be less violent and more caring—and they get stable homes in the process. [Link]
Weird Universe » Marriage via Quantum Entanglement
Jonathon Keats (conceptual artist, experimental philosopher, and friend of WU) is back with a new project. He's setting up an installation in Las Vegas that will be "applying quantum physics to love" by allowing people to bond to each other via quantum entanglement rather than a traditional marriage contract. Sounds perfect for Vegas. Will definitely check it out next time … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » From the "you're doing it wrong" desk: Gay teens have higher pregnancy rates than straight peers [Facepalm]
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Fark.com RSS » One man sat down and ate the entire Fantastic 4 Slamtastic menu at Denny's. It didn't end well [Murica]
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Mental Floss » Why the Fugate Family Has Blue Skin
Their complexions became something of a scarlet letter—or an indigo letter, as it were. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Remember how the FBI investigation into Hillary Clinton's emails wasn't a criminal probe? Yeah, about that [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » Zoo visitor convinced that animals are trained to photobomb his family pictures [Facepalm]
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Fark.com RSS » What's more terrifying than clowns? Elderly clowns [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » Don't know why people are asking candidates whether the Bible has authority over the Constitution, when Jesus clearly wrote both of them [Facepalm]
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Fark.com RSS » Man reports a robbery by an armed woman wearing 'a distinctive cow onesie'. Police are appealing for information, vow they'll take the bull by the horns [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » Those 3 Jade Helm nutters' foolproof plan to take out the military included coffee cans full of gunpowder and ball bearings. Acme Ball Bearing Company suspiciously quiet [Fail]
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Mental Floss » 16 Nostalgic Facts About 'Stand by Me'
How a soft drink conglomerate almost shut down Rob Reiner's coming-of-age classic. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Police officer who left gun on road has suffered "administrative ramifications". Let that be a lesson to us all [PSA]
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Fark.com RSS » This explains why Jim Beam Rye whiskey has jumped from $14 to $19 a bottle and Fark is looking for waterproof servers [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » The US will not stage an aircraft carrier in the Persian Gulf, presumably because there isn't a Bush presidency [Spiffy]
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Mental Floss » Who Owns the Air?
If you're a property owner, 83 feet of airspace is yours. [Link]
Futility Closet » Collage
Glimpses from the first day of the Battle of the Somme, July 1, 1916: “I was ordered to fetch the breakfast from the kitchens about a mile away. On the way back, in the trench, we came across a covey of young partridges and, as we walked along, we were driving them in front of us. A lot fell in … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Parents outraged after deputy decides a child has a "special need." A special need for handcuffs, that is [Facepalm]
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The Onion » American Voices: Bonobos Make Sounds Like Human Infants
Though many species of apes only vocalize to express their emotional state, researchers have found that the bonobo species native to Congo made “peep” sounds unrelated to specific objectives or emotions, much like human infants engage in babbling. What do you think?
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Fark.com RSS » Man charged with going full Zelda on his father [Scary]
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FMyLife » gingerwhinger says FML
Today, an older lady approached me at work and stroked my hair, telling me it was 'beautiful'. This isn't unusual, I'm a natural redhead and octogenarians especially seem to love the colour. However, the unusual part was the glob of snot she left in my hair from her unwashed hands. FML [Link]
FMyLife » mahmahtoaster says FML
Today, at my job in a call center for a catalog, I answered a call from a rather strange woman. After several grunts from her, which I thought was her moving around, I asked her again how I could help her. Apparently, I already had. I managed to help a woman I've never met reach orgasm. FML [Link]
FMyLife » ilovebigmacs says FML
Today, I spotted an elderly man trying to use the ladder at work. Knowing customers aren't supposed to use these, I went over and helped. Not only did I fall from the ladder, but I landed on the old man's foot, breaking my elbow and fracturing his toe. FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this melancholy scene [Photoshop]
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Mental Floss » 7 Magic Tricks That Went Horribly Wrong
These magicians pushed things too far. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » 5-year-old girl with terminal cancer gets a birthday party, wedding and prom all at once. It is so dusty in here [Sappy]
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Weird Universe » Gene Vincent’s Cat Man
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Fark.com RSS » Danish backpacker killed by Tasmanian devil [Dumbass]
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Mental Floss » Mumbai Taxis Become a New Venue for Local Artists
Mumbai taxis are becoming moving works of art. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Typhoon knocks out water and power to Northern Marianas island. Everybody Saipanic [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Second inmate in Colorado prison succumbs to the plague. Oh, rats [Sick]
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Fark.com RSS » Rick Santorum's son arrested after leaving an entirely different kind of skid mark [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » Ontario defeats Los Angeles for the first time ever, taking control of Ontario airport from LAX. Expect more flights inbound for meth purchasers and outbound flights to anywhere to escape the Inland Empire [Interesting]
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Mental Floss » Morning Cup of Links: The Future of McDonald's
McDonald's has unveiled its restaurant of the future. You get to design your own burger!
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This Study Is Intentionally Left Blank. Once you label a page as blank, it is no longer blank. Zen ensues.
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The Almost Perfect World War II Plot To Bomb Japan With Bats. It would have worked, too, if the war hadn’t ended.
* … [Link]
FMyLife » still single says FML
Today, it was still easier for me to get an engineering PhD than it is to get a girlfriend. FML [Link]
Mental Floss » "Mel" Farr
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Fark.com RSS » "Historians may look to 2015 as the year the shiat really started hitting the fan" [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » A dog learns the hard way that you cannot win an argument with a parrot [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » It was take-your-kid-to-work day for Arizona bounty hunters Tuesday, and it did not go as planned [Fail]
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FMyLife » TheIVkindaruinsthemood says FML
Today, my boyfriend got upset that I wouldn't give him head. He was visiting me at the hospital. FML [Link]
FMyLife » Anonymous says FML
Today, I went over to talk to my boss. I must have snuck up on her because she was masturbating through her pants. She stopped and I had to chat away, pretending I didn't notice. FML [Link]
GraphJam » Repost. Oldsauce. Not Funny.
These are a few of my favorite insults. Graph by: (via thisisbabybear) Tagged: college , expectations , internet , Pie Chart , reality , weekends Share on Facebook
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Graph by: ThatGuyWhoMakesThoseThings Tagged: browser , computer , grandma , Pie Chart , problems , push the on button grandma Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » It Must Be Hard Not Paying Attention all Day
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: class , high school , Pie Chart , stress , students , truancy story Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Taking an over time shift
Graph by: defragmenter Tagged: day , Line Graph , morning , overtime , shift , week , work Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Malcolm's Poor Mother
Graph by: (via Dan Meth) Tagged: children , sit-com , TV Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » How Ingenious a Pringles Can Is
Graph by: jchausse Tagged: awesome , Awkward , Bar Graph , can , container , crap , drink , full , hand , ingenious , junk food , pringles , snacks , stuck Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » See Also: Washing Someone Else's Hands
Graph by: nedalton Tagged: Bar Graph , bathroom , dirty , etiquette , hands , washing Share on Facebook
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Fark.com RSS » I don't always swing shirtless from trees and think I am Tarzan at the Santa Ana zoo, but I do when I am on meth (with mugshot goodness in the video with the story) [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » Boston Police Commissioner: "A lot of home invasions seem to revolve around marijuana, young college kids invite regular city kids over and next thing you know, their door is getting knocked down and they're getting robbed" [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » It's always embarrassing when you and a friend are both arrested for having heroin wrapped in condoms hidden inside your vaginas, but your friend needs medical help withdrawing it from her vagina while you can easily pull it out from yours [Awkwa
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Fark.com RSS » Seventy years ago today man unleashed the power of the sun; became death, destroyer of worlds [Sad]
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Mental Floss » Watch the Moon Pass in Front of the Earth from A Million Miles Away
That's the North Pole in the upper-left corner. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Four Southern California police officers from various departments are charged with putting the boot in boot camp on 13 "at risk" youths [Sick]
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Fark.com RSS » Former deputy police chief and MADD chapter president charged with impaired driving [Ironic]
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Mental Floss » Some Spiders Can “Sail” Across Water
Whether it’s one creeping around some dark corner of your house or crawling over its web in a field or forest, most spiders we encounter are found on solid ground. Some spiders aren’t entirely earth-bound, though. They’re also also masters of air travel and, it turns out, sailing. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » U g l y . . . a s s . . . b a b y . . . t w o . – . t o e d . . . s l o t h . . . b o r n . . . a t . . . C h i c a g o ' s . . . L i n c o l n . . . P a r k . . . Z z z z o o [Sappy]
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Mental Floss » 11 Hidden Waterfalls and Swimming Holes You Can Visit This Summer
Forget the water parks, ditch the public swimming pools, and bid farewell to your sprinkler. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » With a headline like "Judge Frees Tattoo Face Kiddie Porn Guy's Snitch Brother," you just know the mugshot is going to be phenomenal [Strange]
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Mental Floss » What If You Stopped Eating?
Having a balanced diet is important for your overall health. But what if you just stopped eating entirely? This fairly grim video from AsapSCIENCE gives a scientific breakdown of the process of starving to death. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » San Francisco is so thoroughly soaked in urine that the light poles are toppling over from the corrosion [Sick]
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Fark.com RSS » Theme of Farktography Contest No. 535: "Oops…The Inept Farktographer II" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme [Farktography]
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Mental Floss » Picky Eaters May Be More Likely to Develop Anxiety and Depression
Don't panic if your kid hates broccoli. [Link]
Mental Floss » Urban Song Sparrows Are More Aggressive Than Rural Birds
Hey, I'm flyin' here! [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Looking for some fast food in Iran? You can choose from "Mash Donald's", "Pizza Hat" or "ZFC" [Strange]
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Mental Floss » Miniature Calendar Features Landscapes Made From Household Items
Have you ever looked at broccoli and thought of a tree in a forest? Or that a Jenga tower was a construction site in the making? Well, Tatsuya Tanaka, a Japanese art designer and photographer, sees inspiration everywhere. "Everyday occurrences seen from a pygmy’s perspective can bring us lots of fun thoughts," Tanaka says. And in 2011, he set out … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » How did an Illinois tornado slip under the radar? It slipped under the radar [Scary]
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Mental Floss » 11 Delightful Duck Facts
You may have fed a few ducks in your lifetime, and maybe even seen a couple of ducklings waddling around—but how much do you really know about the common waterfowl? [Link]
Mental Floss » The Proper Way to Hang a Roll of Toilet Paper
A 124-year-old patent solves a persistent bathroom debate. [Link]
Mental Floss » 6 Memorable Letters From Neil Armstrong
Neil Armstrong, who would have turned 85 years old today, is remembered as both a "reluctant American hero" and "the spiritual repository of spacefaring dreams and ambitions." [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Good news, America. You're no longer the most obnoxious traveler [Interesting]
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Mental Floss » The Bubble Tent You Didn't Know You Needed
A transparent dome that allows you to actually see the outdoors while you're enjoying the outdoors. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Ex-carny busted for bestiality when he accidentally butt-dials someone during the act. BIATCH SET ME UP [Sick]
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Mental Floss » Can You Translate This 800-Year-Old Sword's Inscription?
The British Library is looking for help to translate an inscription on a medieval sword. [Link]
Mental Floss » 17 Found Facts About 'The Blair Witch Project'
It wasn't real. And other facts you hope to be true. (But seriously, it wasn't real.) [Link]
Overheard In The Office » If You’re Typing That, Don’t Send It Right Away
Coworker in response to email she just got: Oh my god, Sandy*, you stupid whore.Portland, OregonOverheard by: other side of the cube [Link]
Overheard In The Office » Can You Still Get a Refund on That Empathy Class?
Coworker after three-day absence: Oh my god! It’s so stressful! My three-year-old has a double ear infection and pneumonia! I haven’t slept in days!Boss: Oh, I know! Tell me about it! My cat has colitis!West Fayette Street
Baltimore, MarylandOverheard by: Sure that’s almost the same thing… [Link]
Overheard In The Office » You'd Tapioca That?
Office guy: Can you smell my banana?Office girl: I was just thinking about your banana.Office guy: (awkward silence)Office girl: I mean the way it smells… Wait! Shit!Office guy: Now you're thinking of how banana shit smells? Like banana pudding, I would imagine.Office girl: Yum! Wait… Gross? Nah… I'm gonna go with “yum.”Rhode Island [Link]
Overheard In The Office » 3PM Cigarette Break
Co-worker: My hubby can be such a dork. We went to the hardware store this weekend because we are refinishing our bathroom. So, I ask the hardware store guy, “Where do you keep your caulk?” Hubby just stood behind me and snickered. 8400 Esters Boulevard
Irving, Texas [Link]
Overheard In The Office » Well Done, Dear Colleagues!
Coworker arriving at office: I expect to be greeted with bright, chipper voices in the morning.
Voice down the hall: Shut the hell up! Government Office
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Fark.com RSS » There's trolling and then there's infiltrating a secret White Pride Facebook group with 2500 members, taking it over and turning it into 'LGBT Southerners for Michelle Obama and Jews' [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this man of the wave [Photoshop]
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Mental Floss » Take a Look at the Lexus Hoverboard in Action
Marty McFly's preferred mode of transport is at long last a reality. [Link]
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