John Gordon Ross

A Man for All Reasons

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Whittle It a Little, It’ll Fit

Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”

Mental Floss » The First Close-Up Image of Pluto Is Here

Wednesday 15 July 23:51:27 UTC 2015

11,000-foot-tall mountains made of ice. And that's just the beginning. [Link]

Mental Floss » 15 Smart Pieces of Gear for a Better Bike Commute

Wednesday 15 July 23:45:00 UTC 2015

These 15 gadgets, tools, and pieces of gear may help improve your already awesome commute. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Nothing is more valuable than mother-daughter time, unless it involves doing heroin in a bathroom stall [Facepalm]

Wednesday 15 July 23:31:01 UTC 2015

Facepalm [link] [46 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Comma Crusader Brings Good Grammar to Traffic Court and Wins

Wednesday 15 July 23:30:00 UTC 2015

Andrea Cammelleri was ticketed for a parking violation in early 2014 and used the rules of proper punctuation to fight it. [Link]

Mental Floss » A Smartphone Stand That Looks Like a Retro "Happy Computer" Icon

Wednesday 15 July 23:00:00 UTC 2015

Turn your smartphone into a Mac throwback. [Link]

FMyLife » thanks diptard says FML

Wednesday 15 July 22:56:53 UTC 2015

Today, my musically-molested brother gave me a One Direction album for my birthday. FML [Link]

FMyLife » Anonymous says FML

Wednesday 15 July 22:56:52 UTC 2015

Today, I went downstairs early in the morning to watch a movie. As I walked into the living room and reached for the light switch, I heard my dad say "Knew you'd change your mind. Get them panties off." followed by the sound of a zipper being undone. I've never been so mortified in my life. FML [Link]

FMyLife » Anonymous says FML

Wednesday 15 July 22:56:51 UTC 2015

Today, I found out my mom recently stopped taking her medication. I came home to find she'd shot my dog because she thought he was possessed by the devil. FML [Link]

Mental Floss » Meet the Man Who Owned William Carlos Williams' Famed Wheelbarrow

Wednesday 15 July 22:30:00 UTC 2015

Thaddeus Marshall owned the famous wheelbarrow at the center of poet William Carlos Williams' most famous work. Nearly a century later, he's finally getting his proper due. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » If you misplaced your legs near the train tracks in New Haven, you may claim them at the police station [Strange]

Wednesday 15 July 22:09:57 UTC 2015

Strange [link] [40 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » WWJD? Fark your credit rating, that's what he'd do [Florida]

Wednesday 15 July 21:52:56 UTC 2015

Florida [link] [139 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 15 Delicious Facts About 'The Very Hungry Caterpillar'

Wednesday 15 July 21:45:00 UTC 2015

A series of fun facts about the creation and legacy of this classic children's book. [Link]

Mental Floss » Bogotá Hires Actors to Teach People Public Transit Manners

Wednesday 15 July 21:30:00 UTC 2015

Troupes of actors blend into the crowd to show people how to behave on crowded buses. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Tennessee full of great advice on how drunk driving is bad and how you'll regret taking ugly girls home from the bar [Facepalm]

Wednesday 15 July 20:56:27 UTC 2015

Facepalm [link] [102 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Freelance Help Wanted

Wednesday 15 July 20:52:16 UTC 2015

Here at mentalfloss.com, we're lucky to have a staff of writers who keep the site humming and a roster of talented freelancers who crank out fun, fascinating stories. But we always want to be doing more of those stories, and that's where you come in. We need even more freelancers, so if you're a writer and would like to write … [Link]

Mental Floss » 15 Bits of Advice for 19th Century Houseguests That Still Hold Up

Wednesday 15 July 20:45:00 UTC 2015

There’s no shortage of tricky issues to address when you’re staying with a friend or family member. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » I have no idea what you are talking about so here is a cat stuck in a flip flop [Amusing]

Wednesday 15 July 20:36:56 UTC 2015

Amusing [link] [43 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 15 Professions That Are Using Games for Training

Wednesday 15 July 20:31:36 UTC 2015

While there’s still nothing quite like hands-on experience in any profession, the feedback, variety, and customization of virtual training has made major progress over the past few years. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Horcrux found in Vermont Thrift Store [Strange]

Wednesday 15 July 20:26:47 UTC 2015

Strange [link] [41 comments] [Link]

The Onion » News in Brief: New OmniGrain Cheerios Made With Every Existing Grain On Earth

Wednesday 15 July 20:26:00 UTC 2015

MINNEAPOLIS—Touting the product’s health benefits and lightly sweetened flavor, General Mills unveiled Wednesday its new OmniGrain Cheerios, which are made with every known grain on earth. “Our new OmniGrain Cheerios feature the delicious, nutritious taste of 337,000 different whole grains gathered from every biome on the planet,” said company spokeswoman Karen Elston, noting that General Mills spent over 10 years … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Police officer chokes motorist during traffic stop. Wait, no, that's not right. Police officer SAVES choking motorist during traffic stop [Hero]

Wednesday 15 July 20:02:55 UTC 2015

Hero [link] [51 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop these tweedles [Photoshop]

Wednesday 15 July 20:00:01 UTC 2015

Photoshop [link] [21 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Study Says Human Hands Are More Primitive Than Chimps’

Wednesday 15 July 20:00:00 UTC 2015

Human hands are much like those of our last common ancestor with chimpanzees. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Troll jailed for trolling would really appreciate it if people would stop calling him a troll and just let him get on with his trololo life. Troll [Ironic]

Wednesday 15 July 19:39:27 UTC 2015

Ironic [link] [140 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » El Chapo disappeared in his shower and crawled a mile to freedom. That's just shy of 18 football fields and you just read this in Morgan Freeman's voice [Obvious]

Wednesday 15 July 19:38:29 UTC 2015

Obvious [link] [104 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Danish hedgehogs dying in massive numbers. Please, won't someone think of the hedgehog danishes? [Sad]

Wednesday 15 July 19:37:33 UTC 2015

Sad [link] [40 comments] [Link]

The Onion » American Voices: Climate Change Causing Bumblebee Die-Off

Wednesday 15 July 19:36:00 UTC 2015

A new study has found that the global bumblebee population is declining rapidly and entire species of the pollinating insect are dying out, a phenomenon largely attributed to pesticide use and climate change that threatens the world’s food supply. What do you think?
[Link]

Fark.com RSS » Upscale town in NJ attracts only the best of families. For shoplifting anyway [Fail]

Wednesday 15 July 19:34:33 UTC 2015

Fail [link] [15 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Last one out, turn off the lights. Otherwise, random people will show up and start shopping [Strange]

Wednesday 15 July 19:32:32 UTC 2015

Strange [link] [11 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » The Missing Links: Before Photoshop

Wednesday 15 July 19:30:00 UTC 2015

This video shows what designers had to go through in order to create a print ad decades ago before Photoshop existed. * This guy added some entertaining shopping tips around his local grocery store. I think I would shop at a store more often if they had a sense of humor like this. * Here’s what it’s like to be … [Link]

The Onion » News: Parents Dedicate New College Safe Space In Honor Of Daughter Who Felt Weird In Class Once

Wednesday 15 July 19:28:00 UTC 2015

LYNNFIELD, MA—In an effort to provide sanctuary for Lynnfield College students exposed to perspectives different from their own, a new campus safe space was dedicated Wednesday in honor of Alexis Stigmore, a 2009 graduate who felt kind of weird in class one time.Addressing students at the dedication ceremony, parents Arnold and Cassie Stigmore noted that while the college had adequate … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » "Sorry Goose, but it's time to buzz the beach." (w/vid) [Cool]

Wednesday 15 July 19:26:13 UTC 2015

Cool [link] [55 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Kate Middleton's siblings should stop acting like royalty since they only lucked into their position through the accident of familial relationships "which is a very different thing from being a genuine royal" [Strange]

Wednesday 15 July 19:21:59 UTC 2015

Strange [link] [73 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » German court finds 'Accountant of Auschwitz' guilty. Luckily he's got a good head for numbers, so he can keep track of all 300,000 murder charges [Sick]

Wednesday 15 July 19:15:30 UTC 2015

Sick [link] [85 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Right-wing coup attempt in France fails after plotters turn out to have no better plan than to ask the nearest military forces 'please help us overthrow the government' [Fail]

Wednesday 15 July 19:03:32 UTC 2015

Fail [link] [49 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Google alters reef in the South China Sea. Pray they do not alter it further [Strange]

Wednesday 15 July 19:03:11 UTC 2015

Strange [link] [14 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Will There Ever Be a 'Catcher in the Rye' Movie?

Wednesday 15 July 19:00:00 UTC 2015

It’s been 64 years since The Catcher in the Rye was first released on July 16, 1951—and people have been trying to buy the production rights ever since. In fact, famously private author J.D. Salinger received offers from some of the best in the business. Elia Kazan wanted to adapt the book for Broadway back in 1961; Salinger said no. … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Sometimes, life puts a smile on our faces: "George Zimmerman's Alleged Shooter Arrested for P*ssing on Neighbor's Door" [Amusing]

Wednesday 15 July 18:59:28 UTC 2015

Amusing [link] [33 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Science says women who douche may be putting phthalates in their hoo-hoos. The discussion may focus on how to pronounce phthalates [Scary]

Wednesday 15 July 18:53:46 UTC 2015

Scary [link] [74 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » RAF jet successfully bombs runway on anti ISIS mission [Fail]

Wednesday 15 July 18:53:28 UTC 2015

Fail [link] [25 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » That one time you had to get snow plows out of storage in July because it hailed 4 inches of ice [Weird]

Wednesday 15 July 18:49:09 UTC 2015

Weird [link] [11 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Man pours hot sauce and ranch dressing on his girlfriend, then tries to put her in an oven. Yuck, that's sick. Who mixes hot sauce and ranch dressing? [Strange]

Wednesday 15 July 18:46:14 UTC 2015

Strange [link] [63 comments] [Link]

FMyLife » gassy says FML

Wednesday 15 July 18:45:12 UTC 2015

Today, whilst still trying to potty train my puppy and keep her from both peeing and pooping in the house, my lactose intolerance kicked in full fledge. Every time I pass gas, she smells poop and believes it's okay to immediately drop a deuce on the carpet. FML [Link]

FMyLife » Teste says FML

Wednesday 15 July 18:45:11 UTC 2015

Today, I passed by a cute girl who was staring intensely at me. When I glanced in her direction, she smiled. Taking this as a positive sign, I approached her. Before I could say anything, she handed me a flyer explaining the benefits of STD testing. Apparently, I look like I need it. FML [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Remember the doctor who swore he didn't take photos of Joan Rivers just before she died? Well, the prints match [Followup]

Wednesday 15 July 18:44:29 UTC 2015

Followup [link] [17 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » And what's the deal with airline food? [Silly]

Wednesday 15 July 18:34:21 UTC 2015

Silly [link] [24 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 15 Forgotten Summertime Activities We Need To Bring Back

Wednesday 15 July 18:15:00 UTC 2015

Summer is here and it’s time to enjoy the sunshine. Ditch your TV, shut down social media, and go outside. [Link]

Mental Floss » Spooky Glass Bottles Inspired by H.P. Lovecraft

Wednesday 15 July 18:00:00 UTC 2015

Italian artist Andrea Falaschi has a flair for the macabre. The 29-year-old craftsman makes creepy glass bottles inspired by the literature of H.P. Lovecraft. The tentacled skulls conjure up images of Cthulhu and the other monsters prominent in Lovecraft's writing. You can own one for yourself by checking out his Etsy page. The seller also has an interesting collection of … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Naked man on car causes a traffic jam on the highway, then again who hasn't thought about sitting naked on their car? [Weird]

Wednesday 15 July 17:57:58 UTC 2015

Weird [link] [22 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Babysitter makes off with sack of $2 bills, goes on to kidnap twins, bomb a double-matinee, and send a bewildering two-part puzzle to Batman [Florida]

Wednesday 15 July 17:56:37 UTC 2015

Florida [link] [40 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » The "Immortal" homemade yogurt that's destined to live forever in your belly [Interesting]

Wednesday 15 July 17:54:05 UTC 2015

Interesting [link] [29 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Fark ready headline: Polish cow on the run for 2 years is finally caught [Asinine]

Wednesday 15 July 17:41:08 UTC 2015

Asinine [link] [19 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » The World's First Parking Meter

Wednesday 15 July 17:00:00 UTC 2015

If you’ve ever lost an argument with a meter maid or gotten a ticket 30 seconds after the timer expired, direct your anger toward Carl C. Magee. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » I don't know anything about art, but I know what Kanye likes [Hero]

Wednesday 15 July 16:56:31 UTC 2015

Hero [link] [52 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » If you love the Confederate flag, this Florida town is the place for you [Florida]

Wednesday 15 July 16:44:59 UTC 2015

Florida [link] [231 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 15 Ways to Profit From Poop

Wednesday 15 July 16:15:00 UTC 2015

Stop flushing money down the toilet. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Sure all this wasted produce food could be turned into powder to feed the world's hungry, but one has to think about how addicting it could be [Interesting]

Wednesday 15 July 16:12:03 UTC 2015

Interesting [link] [69 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » British man arrested for giving a homeless man a £1, because police mistakenly thought he was buying drugs, now has £5,000 more to give away courtesy of the local PD [Spiffy]

Wednesday 15 July 16:06:28 UTC 2015

Spiffy [link] [53 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Drink Up! The Stories Behind 11 Regional Soft Drinks

Wednesday 15 July 15:53:17 UTC 2015

While some brands have branched out from their humble beginnings, others have maintained a more localized appeal. [Link]

Mental Floss » How 13 Dog Breeds Got Their Names

Wednesday 15 July 15:51:34 UTC 2015

Let's take a look at where a handful of common breeds found their monikers. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Somebody is so going to hell [Obvious]

Wednesday 15 July 15:51:10 UTC 2015

Obvious [link] [31 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » If you don't want to get shot in Port Elizabeth, you'd better have a 10 inch spanner. And no, that's not a metaphor [Scary]

Wednesday 15 July 15:47:38 UTC 2015

Scary [link] [28 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Planned Parenthood issues a statement regarding the video that accuses them of selling baby parts, "We are getting 'reimbursed', not selling" [Followup]

Wednesday 15 July 15:40:33 UTC 2015

Followup [link] [352 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » For the last time, you cannot spray your elderly neighbors with a garden hose no matter how much they annoy you [Florida]

Wednesday 15 July 15:30:13 UTC 2015

Florida [link] [53 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » "I'd heard the fantasy about how Walmart stores supposedly are involved in nefarious Jade Helm operations, but I hadn't heard the absurd idea that Blue Bell ice cream trucks were involved in a deep, dark military operation, too" [Scar

Wednesday 15 July 15:28:56 UTC 2015

Scary [link] [65 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Ice Cream Parlors Used to Be Considered Evil

Wednesday 15 July 15:23:59 UTC 2015

A den of corruption, prostitution, and sin. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Farmer uses blow-up sex doll as scarecrow: "She has made a much better job of it than my last scarecrow, which was made from a shopping bag on the end of a stick, and she has given my sheep a rest from the locals" (pics) [Amusing]

Wednesday 15 July 15:17:50 UTC 2015

Amusing [link] [29 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » The ratings are in for Miss USA and they're enough to wipe the smile off the face of even a beauty pageant contestant [Followup]

Wednesday 15 July 15:16:35 UTC 2015

Followup [link] [120 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » You might want to sit down for this, but the intellectual accuracy and ethical consistency behind the anti-GMO movement essentially makes climate change deniers look like Nobel candidates [Obvious]

Wednesday 15 July 15:11:46 UTC 2015

Obvious [link] [194 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Man gets pulled over for driving a vehicle without plates, tells police he just bought the car from Warren Buffet. Sometimes, the truth is stranger than fiction [Amusing]

Wednesday 15 July 15:09:06 UTC 2015

Amusing [link] [27 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Owner of "emotional service cat" says other people are abusing the system by registering pets as service animals [Ironic]

Wednesday 15 July 15:06:58 UTC 2015

Ironic [link] [58 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Boobs… GIANT flying boobs all over Galway. Yes, heaven is visiting [Weird]

Wednesday 15 July 14:55:59 UTC 2015

Weird [link] [30 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Boy jumps on trampoline from second-floor window and the expected happens (w/ vid) [Dumbass]

Wednesday 15 July 14:52:51 UTC 2015

Dumbass [link] [36 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » The 15 Funniest Secret Service Code Names

Wednesday 15 July 14:45:00 UTC 2015

Who wouldn't want to be called "Whaleboat" or "Grandma"? [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Woman arrested after telling police Jesus would pay her seafood restaurant bill [Amusing]

Wednesday 15 July 14:40:34 UTC 2015

Amusing [link] [42 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » "Dear Prudence: I went to my 75 year-old friend's surprise birthday, and everyone was having a good time until her daughter brought out some end-of-life planning paperwork. It kind of put a damper on the festivities. Was that gauche?" [Aw

Wednesday 15 July 14:39:19 UTC 2015

Awkward [link] [49 comments] [Link]

The Onion » Infographic: Disneyland Turns 60: A Look Back

Wednesday 15 July 14:29:00 UTC 2015

The Disneyland Resort opened its gates 60 years ago this July in Anaheim, CA, where it has delighted park patrons for decades with its iconic rides and ability to bring Disney’s animated films to life. The Onion looks back at some of the milestone moments in the park’s history: 1948: Walt Disney begins scouting locations for his ambitious burial ground … [Link]

The Onion » News in Photos: Groceries Strategically Placed Around Checkout Conveyor Belt’s Wet Spots

Wednesday 15 July 14:24:41 UTC 2015


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The Onion » News in Brief: Hungover Man Horrified To Learn He Made Dozens Of Plans Last Night

Wednesday 15 July 14:24:40 UTC 2015

NEW YORK—Following an evening of heavy drinking at local bar McGuire’s Tavern, 32-year-old Peter Larsen reportedly awoke with a hangover Wednesday and was horrified to discover he had made dozens of plans the previous night. “Oh, God, I can’t believe I said I’d get lunch with Emily and told Scott that I’d hang out next weekend,” said Larsen, rubbing his … [Link]

The Onion » American Voices: New Airline Seats Would Place Passengers Face-To-Face

Wednesday 15 July 14:23:00 UTC 2015

With airlines seeking to profit from increased plane capacity, a newly patented design eschews the typical row configuration and places passengers facing one another on seats that can flip up for easier exiting, an idea that many are calling a potential “nightmare” for air travel. What do you think?
[Link]

Futility Closet » Foursquare

Wednesday 15 July 14:20:10 UTC 2015

Alexander Graham Bell kisses his daughter Daisy inside a tetrahedral kite, October 1903. Bang’s theorem holds that the faces of a tetrahedron all have the same perimeter only if they’re congruent triangles. Also, if they all have the same area, then they’re congruent triangles. Buckminster Fuller proposed establishing a floating tetrahedron in San Francisco Bay called Triton City (below). It … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » "Not only did the lyrics sexually humiliate all women of Korea, but it also defamed Korean women's health, as well as the 4000 obstetrics and gynecology doctors registered in our association" [Obvious]

Wednesday 15 July 14:05:11 UTC 2015

Obvious [link] [66 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » What’s With The New Yawk Accent?

Wednesday 15 July 14:00:00 UTC 2015

The story of how department stores taught us about language and prestige. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » "A 26-year-old heavy metal fan has been arrested in Boston for wearing a fake bullet belt" (pics) [Murica]

Wednesday 15 July 13:43:58 UTC 2015

Murica [link] [315 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Chicago judge raises bail on man who shoplifted paint supplies after learning he once stole $2 million in Lego toys from Florida stores [Followup]

Wednesday 15 July 13:43:22 UTC 2015

Followup [link] [29 comments] [Link]

FMyLife » trappedinmyownhome says FML

Wednesday 15 July 12:49:23 UTC 2015

Today, I was having a dinner party. My guests were getting along really well. I mean, really well; it turns out they all went to the same high school. For the next five hours, I hosted a high school reunion for a school I didn't even go to, in my own home. FML [Link]

FMyLife » ineedaraise says FML

Wednesday 15 July 12:49:22 UTC 2015

Today, after nearly two months of working at my new job, one of my co-workers finally explained to me that the list of tasks that our boss gives me every day are actually HER duties, and as I complete them, she just sits in her office and watches Netflix. FML [Link]

FMyLife » Anonymous says FML

Wednesday 15 July 12:49:17 UTC 2015

Today, I had to listen to Lou Bega's 'Mambo Number 5' on constant replay for 3 hours, because my little sister was trying to learn a dance for a recital. It would have been even longer than 3 hours, but she then realized that she was dancing to the wrong song. FML [Link]

Mental Floss » 15 Wonderful Regional Expressions for Describing Warm Weather

Wednesday 15 July 12:45:00 UTC 2015

With the summer in full swing, you might be running out of ways to describe the sweltering heat. [Link]

Weird Universe » Tests theory that he cannot die

Wednesday 15 July 12:36:18 UTC 2015

Having recently got religion, and consequently filled with the fire of faith, young Albert Strate decided that "God would not let him die." So he took strychnine to test the theory. The coroner pronounced it suicide. Give Albert a Darwin Award.

Source: Lincoln Evening Journal – Apr 19, 1926


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GraphJam » 

Wednesday 15 July 12:19:04 UTC 2015

disney gold digger jonas brothers mickey miley cyrus minnie money mouse venn diagram - 4036977152 Graph by: Max-Harley Tagged: disney , gold digger , jonas brothers , mickey , miley cyrus , minnie , money , mouse , venn diagram Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » At Least They're Nontoxic

Wednesday 15 July 12:18:57 UTC 2015

Graph by: STANtheMAN2point0 Tagged: fast food , freedom , fries , McDonald's , Pie Chart , play-doh Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » I Have the Transcript Here…

Wednesday 15 July 12:18:49 UTC 2015

Graph by: Unknown Tagged: pedobear , Pie Chart , to catch a predator , TV Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Not Anymore, Thanks to Diabeetus

Wednesday 15 July 12:18:44 UTC 2015

Ingredients In Paula Deen's Recipes Graph by: jiggles117 Tagged: butter , diabeetus , paula dean , Pie Chart Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » It's as Bad as It Looks

Wednesday 15 July 12:18:42 UTC 2015

Graph by: Unknown Tagged: best of week , english , german , grammar , language Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Probability that I wil stay out drinking until 5 am

Wednesday 15 July 12:18:40 UTC 2015

LoL by: Unknown Tagged: alcohol , drinking , life , Party , work Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » "Oh I'm sorry, I didn't get the text"

Wednesday 15 July 12:18:39 UTC 2015

dont lies Pie Chart say sorry talk technology text want - 3345489664 Graph by: Unknown Tagged: dont , lies , Pie Chart , say , sorry , talk , technology , text , want Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » 

Wednesday 15 July 12:18:38 UTC 2015

Graph by: big-dan-01 Tagged: costume , drunk , halloween , jack daniels , ninja , Pie Chart , Pirate Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » The Unicorn of the Sea

Wednesday 15 July 12:18:34 UTC 2015

What people know about narwhals Graph by: Unknown Tagged: horns , narwhals , ocean , Pie Chart , sea , unicorn , weebl Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Who Wears Short Shorts?

Wednesday 15 July 12:18:33 UTC 2015

commercials jingle nair Pie Chart short shorts - 3329869056 Graph by: Tagged: commercials , jingle , nair , Pie Chart , short , shorts Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Two Noise Makers Compete for Musical Supremacy

Wednesday 15 July 12:18:30 UTC 2015

Graph by: S.P.A-Bits (via Bite) Tagged: annoying , Babies , best of week , jazz , Music , piano Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » On the subject of Grammatical Errors…

Wednesday 15 July 12:18:24 UTC 2015

complain,computer,errors,grammar,hypocrites,internet Graph by: bizniz Tagged: complain , computer , errors , grammar , hypocrites , internet Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » They Make It Seem so Easy

Wednesday 15 July 12:18:23 UTC 2015

easy Graph by: (via Pleated Jeans) Tagged: easy Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » 

Wednesday 15 July 12:18:22 UTC 2015

Line Graph milking it toothpaste tube - 3970088960 Graph by: redleader86 Tagged: Line Graph , milking it , toothpaste , tube Share on Facebook [Link]

Weird Universe » Way Out

Wednesday 15 July 11:37:32 UTC 2015

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Fark.com RSS » No matter how much you've always hated your ex-girlfriend's stupid teddy bear, you can't set it on fire and burn her house down [Obvious]

Wednesday 15 July 11:35:00 UTC 2015

Obvious [link] [47 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 5 Questions: "Moll"ified

Wednesday 15 July 11:15:00 UTC 2015

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Fark.com RSS » Pastor's daughter uses giant swing to get closer to God [Sad]

Wednesday 15 July 11:15:00 UTC 2015

Sad [link] [136 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » The Lighter Side of the Pluto Flyby

Wednesday 15 July 11:08:45 UTC 2015

The Lighter Side of the Pluto Flyby [Link]

Mental Floss » A Book and Dessert Pairing Guide

Wednesday 15 July 10:30:00 UTC 2015

Here's how to make your reading experience even sweeter. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Blogger hottie told she's "too fat" on Tinder, tips the scales in her favor, is now "inundated with offers of dates" thanks to her blog post response (w/pics) [Spiffy]

Wednesday 15 July 10:20:04 UTC 2015

Spiffy [link] [250 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » I have no idea what you're saying so here's a picture of a dolphin hitching a ride on a whale [Strange]

Wednesday 15 July 9:58:01 UTC 2015

Strange [link] [31 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 15 Pieces of Old-Fashioned Beach Etiquette We Should Remember This Summer

Wednesday 15 July 9:45:00 UTC 2015

The season of bonfires, flip-flops, and beach parties is in full swing, but don’t stick your manners under your bed with your winter jackets and boots. [Link]

Mental Floss » Morning Cup of Links: Comic Con 2015 Recap

Wednesday 15 July 9:30:31 UTC 2015

The Winners And Losers Of Comic-Con 2015. Celebrities with large fan bases are judged on how well they handled the crowds.
*
The Biggest Stories from SDCC 2015. This recap might set up your entertainment choices for the next year.
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This Comic Book Is The Geeky, Feminist Answer To Bad Dating Advice. The Secret Loves of Geek Girls is … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Three more women say they had sex with HIV positive Greenacres cop, who was just thrilled to have a threesome with Mrs. Douglas, Mrs. Ziffel, and Ralph [Florida]

Wednesday 15 July 9:17:02 UTC 2015

Florida [link] [41 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Calling 911 to complain about your passenger when you're carrying $700,000 worth of drugs in your car isn't normal… but on meth it is [Dumbass]

Wednesday 15 July 9:14:00 UTC 2015

Dumbass [link] [19 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » The tunnels that Mexican drug lord 'El Chapo' escaped in is better than most tunnels you have seen [Interesting]

Wednesday 15 July 9:10:59 UTC 2015

Interesting [link] [64 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Trying to beat down your ex-husband's door while dropping off your kids, shaking your bare breasts at him, then demanding to be arrested is no way to go though life, state delegate [Dumbass]

Wednesday 15 July 9:05:59 UTC 2015

Dumbass [link] [48 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Donald Trump: Hey, I would have demanded that Iran release its four U.S. prisoners as part of that deal [Hero]

Wednesday 15 July 8:53:01 UTC 2015

Hero [link] [136 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Woman finds giant NOPE growing in her bathroom [Scary]

Wednesday 15 July 8:52:02 UTC 2015

Scary [link] [81 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 15 Audition Tapes of Famous Actors Before They Hit It Big

Wednesday 15 July 8:45:00 UTC 2015

These early audition tapes show why these unknown actors became household names. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » New tourism campaign of catching a pre-tagged fish to win a million dollars lures visitors, hook, line and sinker [Spiffy]

Wednesday 15 July 8:41:48 UTC 2015

Spiffy [link] [10 comments] [Link]

FMyLife » ArtemisRwill says FML

Wednesday 15 July 8:16:13 UTC 2015

Today, after working a double shift, I got home to total pandemonium. My dogs had crapped all over the house, my kitchen was soaking wet, etc. My mother, who just moved in with me, was sitting on the couch, saying she had no idea what happened. FML [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Your dog wants a steak. And a Diet Coke [Fail]

Wednesday 15 July 8:05:00 UTC 2015

Fail [link] [18 comments] [Link]

FMyLife » kerripjones says FML

Wednesday 15 July 7:44:58 UTC 2015

Today, an old friend and I reconnected. Everything was going fine until he threatened to visit me at work. I didn't know he knew my place of employment, so I replied, "Do you know where I live too?" He answered, "Would you hate me if I did?" FML [Link]

Mental Floss » Seahorses' Tails Are Square, Which Makes Them Extra Resilient

Wednesday 15 July 7:33:00 UTC 2015

The square shape of seahorse tails make them stronger and more flexible. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Russian TU-94MS Bear bomber shows off ground direct attack capability [Interesting]

Wednesday 15 July 7:20:03 UTC 2015

Interesting [link] [64 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 15 Campy Facts About 'Wet Hot American Summer'

Wednesday 15 July 7:15:00 UTC 2015

Study up before the prequel hits Netflix July 17. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Scientists at Oregon State University have developed an algae that tastes like bacon [Cool]

Wednesday 15 July 6:42:00 UTC 2015

Cool [link] [47 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » How to stop procrastinating forever … starting tomorrow [Unlikely]

Wednesday 15 July 6:26:00 UTC 2015

Unlikely [link] [44 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 15 of the Weirdest Street Names Across the U.S.

Wednesday 15 July 6:15:00 UTC 2015

Would you live on 100 Year Party Court? [Link]

FMyLife » Andrew says FML

Wednesday 15 July 5:59:30 UTC 2015

Today, I heard my ten-year-old brother say, "Are hamburgers a reptile?" FML [Link]

FMyLife » anonymous says FML

Wednesday 15 July 5:28:34 UTC 2015

Today, a woman left our first date just because I didn't like the same character as her on a TV show. FML [Link]

Mental Floss » 15 LEGO-Themed Instagrams

Wednesday 15 July 5:15:00 UTC 2015

Build a better feed with these fun LEGO Instagrams. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » The NY Post devotes three consecutive issues to humiliating one random homeless guy who just happens to live in the Editor-In-Chief's neighborhood. Some NY Post employees have a problem with this [Sick]

Wednesday 15 July 5:07:00 UTC 2015

Sick [link] [91 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » The Surprising Science Hidden in 'Charlotte's Web'

Wednesday 15 July 4:00:00 UTC 2015

E.B. White's famed children's book may contain talking animals, but it also maintains a surprising studiousness when it comes to the true science of arachnids. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » New Horizons spacecraft phones home [News]

Wednesday 15 July 3:07:05 UTC 2015

News [link] [273 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 15 Things You Should Know About Bosch’s 'The Garden of Earthly Delights'

Wednesday 15 July 3:00:00 UTC 2015

The works of Dutch painter Hieronymus Bosch are known for fantastic imagery and delicate details. But none is so well known or so ambitious as his Garden of Earthly Delights, a piece so ripe with symbolism that it still inspires curiosity more than 500 years after it was painted. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » The Queen of England has decided to stop breeding. Well that's a relief [Interesting]

Wednesday 15 July 2:58:15 UTC 2015

Interesting [link] [46 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » How Do Pregnancy Tests Work?

Wednesday 15 July 2:30:00 UTC 2015

This entertaining video explains the history of, and the science behind, these all-important plastic indicators. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Do you enjoy taking baths? You are gross [Obvious]

Wednesday 15 July 2:00:17 UTC 2015

Obvious [link] [184 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Cemetery cat is no longer watching you masturbate [Followup]

Wednesday 15 July 1:42:42 UTC 2015

Followup [link] [33 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 10 Very Rare (and Very Expensive) Video Games

Wednesday 15 July 1:30:38 UTC 2015

Before you dump that old box of video games, you may want to see if one of those dusty old cartridges is worth as much as a brand-new car. [Link]

Mental Floss » Man Creates The First Home-Grown Scottish Wine

Wednesday 15 July 1:30:00 UTC 2015

Alcohol-wise, Scotland is obviously best known for its Scotch whisky. But after planting 200 vines in the Fife region, 53-year-old chef Christopher Trotter set out to do what’s never been done before—produce a Scottish wine. This feat has proven to be a challenge as Scotland’s chilly temperatures don’t make for an optimal winemaking environment. Trotter has made a single batch … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Ocean's one point five, the saddest heist movie prequel ever, derailed as trailer park man chases down burglars and takes his television back [Hero]

Wednesday 15 July 1:17:00 UTC 2015

Hero [link] [18 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Uber fubared in Toronto [Interesting]

Wednesday 15 July 1:08:52 UTC 2015

Interesting [link] [104 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » DIY Tips For Smartphone Photographers

Wednesday 15 July 1:00:00 UTC 2015

With smartphones, taking awesome pictures and making memories has never been easier. Cooperative Photography came up with a creative list of smartphone photography DIYs (can you say helium balloons and magnifying glasses?) and put them together in this instructive video. Your photos will be the envy of all your Instagram followers. [h/t: Mashable.com] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » New species of NOPEfish discovered off coast of Australia [Strange]

Wednesday 15 July 0:41:13 UTC 2015

Strange [link] [47 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this coin and stone [Photoshop]

Wednesday 15 July 0:30:01 UTC 2015

Photoshop [link] [17 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 11 Scientific Explanations for Everyday Life

Wednesday 15 July 0:30:00 UTC 2015

"The Atoms Under the Floorboards" reveals the physics of LEGOs, the chemistry of laundry, and more. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Now Obama has approved counterfeiting money. WHEN WILL HE STOP [Dumbass]

Wednesday 15 July 0:26:44 UTC 2015

Dumbass [link] [71 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Reddit is as doomed as doomed can be, I must say [Obvious]

Wednesday 15 July 0:20:23 UTC 2015

Obvious [link] [399 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » If your Hummer breaks down, make sure it actually IS the battery before you run home to grab your range rover and jumper cables [Fail]

Wednesday 15 July 0:12:11 UTC 2015

Fail [link] [76 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Jade Helm 15 being monitored by citizen militias: "We're not paranoid tin-hat wearing freaks" they lie [Facepalm]

Wednesday 15 July 0:02:42 UTC 2015

Facepalm [link] [172 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » It's summer in NY and that means it's time for 150 burly guys to dance while carrying a 5-story Giglio on their shoulders. You can smell the sausage & peppers and zeppoles from here [Spiffy]

Wednesday 15 July 0:01:44 UTC 2015

Spiffy [link] [13 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Why You Reach for Sweets When You’re Sad

Wednesday 15 July 0:00:00 UTC 2015

Emotions change how we taste food, according to researchers. [Link]

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