John Gordon Ross

A Man for All Reasons

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Whittle It a Little, It’ll Fit

Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”

Fark.com RSS » Boring 5th of July ready headline: "Floridians urged to leave the fireworks to the professionals" [Florida]

Thursday 2 July 23:47:26 UTC 2015

Florida [link] [10 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Which is better, #1 or #2? [Sick]

Thursday 2 July 23:36:42 UTC 2015

Sick [link] [57 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » The Most Interesting Comics of the Week

Thursday 2 July 23:30:00 UTC 2015

The most interesting new comics hitting comic shops, bookstores, digital, and the web. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Dear Abby: I can't stop thinking about my boyfriend's threesome [Giggity]

Thursday 2 July 23:20:25 UTC 2015

Giggity [link] [82 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Reporter named Sarah O'Connor tweets about the VW factory robot killing a worker. Then epicness happens [Cool]

Thursday 2 July 23:15:24 UTC 2015

Cool [link] [95 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » "You're fired and fark your hair, too" [Amusing]

Thursday 2 July 23:12:53 UTC 2015

Amusing [link] [60 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Get Pumped for Hot Dog Season With This '60s Ad Starring a Mustard Clown

Thursday 2 July 23:00:00 UTC 2015

A 1961 commercial for French's offers a delicious hit of summer nostalgia and one very energetic clown. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Good news, everybody — Sarah Palin has solved California's drought crisis. "They should just build more reservoirs" [Facepalm]

Thursday 2 July 22:57:25 UTC 2015

Facepalm [link] [246 comments] [Link]

FMyLife » PupZilla says FML

Thursday 2 July 22:38:33 UTC 2015

Today, I heard my skinny 14-year-old daughter tell her friend, "Ugh, I wish I had leukemia or something so that I could lose weight." Yes, she actually said that. FML [Link]

Mental Floss » 10 Google Hangouts Easter Eggs

Thursday 2 July 22:30:00 UTC 2015

The development team at Google usually hides fun little treats or Easter eggs in almost all of the company’s products and services—including Google Hangouts. Here are 10 fun tricks you can use to amuse yourself and your friends. [Link]

Overheard In The Office » Why Don’t You Give It a Try and We’ll See?

Thursday 2 July 22:13:51 UTC 2015

Manager, to underling: Haven’t apes evolved to the point where they could do your job?3888 Stewart Road
Eugene, OregonOverheard by: Mike [Link]

Overheard In The Office » When Affirmative Action Goes Wrong

Thursday 2 July 22:13:50 UTC 2015

Office lady, peering into the copier: Ew, how many white ones did I produce? Oh, good. Not that many.1819 NW Everett Street
Portland, OregonOverheard by: Schmoozer [Link]

Overheard In The Office » 10AM Client Meeting

Thursday 2 July 22:13:47 UTC 2015

Visiting salesgirl: Hi, I’m here to see Carrie Bradshaw.
Receptionist: Do you mean Carrie Schwartz?
Visiting salesgirl: No, I’m pretty sure her name was Carrie Bradshaw.
Receptionist: We don’t have a Carrie Bradshaw. Carrie Bradshaw is from Sex and the City. 245 5th Avenue
New York, New York [Link]

Overheard In The Office » Think I Should Put That on My EHarmony Profile?

Thursday 2 July 22:13:43 UTC 2015

Confused coworker: I think I'm intuitively dyslexic.Burbank, CaliforniaOverheard by: urzzz [Link]

Overheard In The Office » The Zen Oven Is Generally Low-Maintenance

Thursday 2 July 22:13:42 UTC 2015

Manager on phone with refrigeration company: That oven that never comes on but is always on? It didn’t come on.Answering service: Would you please repeat that?Manager: You know, that oven that never comes on but is always on? Well, it didn’t come on.Answering service: Thank you, sir. I’ll let the service rep know.Restaurant, Slide Road and Loop 289
Lubbock, Texas [Link]

Fark.com RSS » "Flying a drone" is a crime according to Officer Madeitup [PSA]

Thursday 2 July 22:07:26 UTC 2015

PSA [link] [92 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » What are Coyotes Doing in the Big Apple?

Thursday 2 July 22:00:00 UTC 2015

If they can make it here, they'll make it anywhere. [Link]

Overheard In The Office » At the Offices Of the Plumbers' Union

Thursday 2 July 21:35:23 UTC 2015

Young drone on cell: We were talking about my shirts and how my butt crack hangs out, then Mae* pulled on my shirt and ripped it… So yeah, that's what happened.Delran, New JerseyOverheard by: Bruce Banner [Link]

Mental Floss » 67 Countries the U.S. Is Obliged to Go to War For

Thursday 2 July 21:14:45 UTC 2015

Click to enlarge The United States has entered a lot of treaties over the years, especially after the complicated network put in place after World War II. The Myth of Entangling Alliances by Michael Beckley sought to figure out a hard number for just how many countries the United States has agreed to defend in war. Thanks to NATO, ANZUS, … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Fark Food Thread: Enjoy refreshing fruits this summer.. The Fark way. Show us how you cool down as you liquor up [Interesting]

Thursday 2 July 21:00:00 UTC 2015

Interesting [link] [65 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Vital Science on the Resonant Frequency of Googly Eyes

Thursday 2 July 21:00:00 UTC 2015

Wheeeeeeeeeeeee! [Link]

Mental Floss » 9 Nervy Facts About the Vagus Nerve

Thursday 2 July 20:26:32 UTC 2015

What happens in the vagus nerve, it turns out, doesn’t stay in the vagus nerve. The longest of the cranial nerves, the vagus nerve is so named because it “wanders” like a vagabond, sending out fibers from your brainstem to your visceral organs. The vagus nerve is literally the captain of your inner nerve center—the parasympathetic nervous system, to be … [Link]

Mental Floss » Fear Not! Poppable Bubble Wrap Isn't Going Anywhere

Thursday 2 July 20:25:00 UTC 2015

Don't freak out just yet—Bubble Wrap is still safe. [Link]

Overheard In The Office » So I Had to Go Out and Kill a Hobo

Thursday 2 July 20:18:00 UTC 2015

Coworker to another, walking through office: I had a Kirk Cameron craving, it was very odd…Los Angeles, California [Link]

Fark.com RSS » In this Farkcast, Drew talks about his autonomous cannon. Surprisingly, that is not a euphemism [Plug]

Thursday 2 July 20:16:35 UTC 2015

Plug [link] [13 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Are you worried about your neighbor's gun collection? Try living next door to a German man with a tank [Scary]

Thursday 2 July 20:15:01 UTC 2015

Scary [link] [76 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » "What are you in for?" "Murder. You?" "I had a fake service dog" [Florida]

Thursday 2 July 20:13:54 UTC 2015

Florida [link] [108 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Flag-burning group Disarm The Police make a panicked call to their new best friends, the police [Fail]

Thursday 2 July 20:05:16 UTC 2015

Fail [link] [194 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop these worker ants [Photoshop]

Thursday 2 July 20:00:01 UTC 2015

Photoshop [link] [11 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » The Missing Links: Colbert on Cable Access

Thursday 2 July 20:00:00 UTC 2015

Stephen Colbert’s version of The Late Show debuts in a few months. However, he just can’t wait to get back on TV, so he recently took over a cable access show in Monroe, Michigan. * This man’s obituary is nothing if not concise. It’s only two words. * Find out what it’s like to be in the Blue Man Group … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » What you should know about your body's biggest organ. No, not that one [Interesting]

Thursday 2 July 19:50:49 UTC 2015

Interesting [link] [27 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Editorial staff at Salon.com have voted to unionize. A move that is sure to mirror the success of America's auto industry [Obvious]

Thursday 2 July 19:34:03 UTC 2015

Obvious [link] [96 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Trivia Questions in 15 Different Categories

Thursday 2 July 19:30:00 UTC 2015

Take the quiz! [Link]

Mental Floss » An Infographic Tells You What Vegetables to Grow

Thursday 2 July 19:30:00 UTC 2015

Not everyone can be born with a green thumb, but there are enough resources out there to help you fake it. Anglian, a British home improvement company, created an interactive cheatsheet to help you decide what to grow in your personal garden. Using information like location, climate, and whether you’ll be growing your plants in a greenhouse, a plot garden, … [Link]

Overheard In The Office » This’ll Be Much Better Than Celeryfest

Thursday 2 July 19:08:34 UTC 2015

Male cube monkey #1: Are you excited about the spring dinner tomorrow?Male cube monkey #2: Yeah man! It’s at a steakhouse.Entire room: Steak! Steak! Steak! Steak!Canal Park
Cambridge, Massachusetts [Link]

Mental Floss » Massive Digital Map Tracks Metaphors in Four Million Pieces of Lexical Data

Thursday 2 July 19:00:00 UTC 2015

A digital map tracks metaphors from over 4 million pieces of lexical data. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Chris Christie says his temper is the result of "controlled anger." Just like his girth is a result of his "disciplined appetite" [Strange]

Thursday 2 July 18:51:50 UTC 2015

Strange [link] [124 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 8 Ways Childbirth Used to Be Even More Labor Intensive

Thursday 2 July 18:30:00 UTC 2015

Childbirth is no picnic. But at least it no longer involves chickens and weasels. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Scientists say they will be able to work out when Yellowstone is going to erupt again at least 10 months before it happens. Which is plenty of time to pack up and start a new life on another planet [Scary]

Thursday 2 July 18:16:04 UTC 2015

Scary [link] [97 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Slightly disbelieving that they actually have to say this, the TSA would like to remind everyone travelling this 3th of July Holiday, that no, you may NOT pack fireworks in your luggage, yes, even the lame ones like sparklers [Obvious]

Thursday 2 July 18:10:03 UTC 2015

Obvious [link] [58 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Free Diving Photographer Captures Beautiful Underwater Shots

Thursday 2 July 18:00:00 UTC 2015

The 27-year-old has since been taking amazing photographs of the many majestic creatures that roam the sea. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Which one of these sentences probably should've been kept out of a 3-year-old boy's obituary? c.) "His uncle Charlie taught him how to keep that pimp hand strong" [Fail]

Thursday 2 July 17:39:13 UTC 2015

Fail [link] [122 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Ride Through Portland in Style With This T. Rex Bike

Thursday 2 July 17:30:00 UTC 2015

If your old-timey penny farthing isn't old enough for your vintage needs, perhaps you need to look even further back in history. One Portland-based seller on Craigslist is trying to unload just the thing to make your dreams of a retro ride a reality: A T. rex skeleton tricycle named Sue. "Presenting your chance to be the proud owner of … [Link]

Mental Floss » This '50s Flowchart Reveals Disney's Strategy for Corporate Domination

Thursday 2 July 17:00:00 UTC 2015

Franchises, franchises, franchises! [Link]

Mental Floss » 8 Collections Featuring Hair as Art and Souvenir

Thursday 2 July 16:30:00 UTC 2015

Humans have been using hair to create jewelry and artwork for thousands of years. Here's where you can see some of it on display. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » THIS JUST IN: The Lock Ness UFO has been debunked – Nessie unavailable for comment [Facepalm]

Thursday 2 July 16:16:24 UTC 2015

Facepalm [link] [53 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Dylan Roof's enterprising sister wants you all to pay for her wedding because her stupid brother RUINED EVERYTHING. She will, however, generously give 10% to the church her brother shot up [Fail]

Thursday 2 July 16:16:24 UTC 2015

Fail [link] [409 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Movie theater defends having sexy 'Magic Mike XXL' party where kids are coming to watch 'Inside Out' by saying it was only happening "for a couple of hours" [Florida]

Thursday 2 July 16:12:38 UTC 2015

Florida [link] [151 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Why isn't the middle class earning $156,000? [Scary]

Thursday 2 July 16:05:51 UTC 2015

Scary [link] [181 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » A Wider Gene Pool Has Made Humanity Taller (and Smarter)

Thursday 2 July 16:00:00 UTC 2015

Children whose parents are more closely related tend to be shorter and have lower educational attainment, according to a genetic study. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Robots violate first law. World conquest soon to follow [Repeat]

Thursday 2 July 15:47:57 UTC 2015

Repeat [link] [46 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Here are words that can't be resisted so yes it is clickbait. C'mon, you know you want to click to see what they are [Interesting]

Thursday 2 July 15:45:54 UTC 2015

Interesting [link] [49 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Pope Francis will meet with prisoners, immigrants and the homeless on his U.S. visit. Apparently he's going to spend some time in Los Angeles [Followup]

Thursday 2 July 15:38:54 UTC 2015

Followup [link] [26 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Pick the Missing Word From the 1995 Movie Title

Thursday 2 July 15:30:00 UTC 2015

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Mental Floss » Grave Sightings: James Garfield

Thursday 2 July 15:30:00 UTC 2015

Though he was in office less than a year, Garfield's grave is one of the most elaborate presidential monuments ever built. [Link]

Mental Floss » 5 Questions: "- let" Us Play!

Thursday 2 July 15:29:38 UTC 2015

[Link]

Fark.com RSS » BBC issues statement responding to the 44 complaints it received over the Kanye West Glastonbury broadcast: "We issued a warning it was possible to be offended by not only his foul language, but the horribleness of what he calls singing" [Fol

Thursday 2 July 15:27:58 UTC 2015

Followup [link] [56 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Hawaii state rep, who goes around smashing homeless peoples' shopping carts with sledge hammer, gets beatdown from homeless guys he was harassing [Murica]

Thursday 2 July 15:25:54 UTC 2015

Murica [link] [229 comments] [Link]

Futility Closet » Thanks for Your Help!

Thursday 2 July 15:24:33 UTC 2015

Thanks so much to the 148 readers who have contributed to my Patreon campaign to help save this website. Every contribution is invested directly in the site, helping me to post more frequently, to keep up with our ongoing costs, and to invest in some badly needed improvements. If you value Futility Closet and want to help support it, please … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » "The Sioux Falls resident apparently believes that if she were to marry her dog this would prove that gay marriage is wrong, although you would be hard pressed to figure out how" [Facepalm]

Thursday 2 July 15:17:03 UTC 2015

Facepalm [link] [94 comments] [Link]

FMyLife » smokecloud_ says FML

Thursday 2 July 15:10:57 UTC 2015

Today, after helping run salads and bread to a table, they demanded I do something about the bug problem. I would've been more understanding if they hadn't chosen to sit outside. FML [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Science explains why you always forget where you parked your car, moron [Interesting]

Thursday 2 July 14:58:12 UTC 2015

Interesting [link] [40 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » The definition of chutzpah: Americans build giant robot, challenge Japan to a duel [Repeat]

Thursday 2 July 14:45:48 UTC 2015

Repeat [link] [80 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » It took her 44 years, but Sonia Manzano is leaving Sesame Street. Hopefully she'll come back for Bert & Ernie's wedding [Repeat]

Thursday 2 July 14:33:55 UTC 2015

Repeat [link] [67 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Australia's Bubble Gum Pink Lake

Thursday 2 July 14:30:00 UTC 2015

This salty lake in Australia is naturally pretty in pink. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Scientists on aliens: "Something does not add up, and badly. We should not be alone, but we are" [Strange]

Thursday 2 July 14:23:53 UTC 2015

Strange [link] [308 comments] [Link]

FMyLife » mirandale says FML

Thursday 2 July 14:23:05 UTC 2015

Today, my long-distance boyfriend came to see me and told me that he had a surprise for me. I was excited at the idea of a romantic gesture, but forgot about it until he arrived and things began heating up. As I was removing his pants, I said, "Ooh, you shaved!" to which he replied, "Surprise!" FML [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Baltimore police will now have to figure out a new way to rough up suspects without being caught on camera. Police transport vans are out [Cool]

Thursday 2 July 14:12:44 UTC 2015

Cool [link] [21 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 12 Good Ol' Facts About 'The Dukes of Hazzard'

Thursday 2 July 14:00:00 UTC 2015

Nancy Reagan was apparently fond of those Daisy Dukes. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Baltimore man arrested as suspect in fire in Baltimore CVS store, but the real story is that the Police Commissioner said the fire caused "over $1 billion in damage to the store and its contents." Did their Gold Bond really contain gold? [Int

Thursday 2 July 13:51:44 UTC 2015

Interesting [link] [77 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » One third of Americans, mostly white men over 55, own guns. In other news, a third of America is still white [Scary]

Thursday 2 July 13:50:04 UTC 2015

Scary [link] [283 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Why Did Yankee Doodle Call a Feather ‘Macaroni’?

Thursday 2 July 13:30:00 UTC 2015

Yankee Doodle went to town…Mm-hm, yeah. Riding on a pony…Ok. Stuck a feather in his cap and called it macaroni…Wait. What? What’s going on here? Why would Yankee Doodle do something like that? What’s macaroni got to do with anything? The first bit of context you need in order to understand the sense of this line is that the song … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » A hot, dusty, cluster of stars discovered. Somebody tell them where the Playboy Grotto can be found [Cool]

Thursday 2 July 13:20:29 UTC 2015

Cool [link] [11 comments] [Link]

FMyLife » Anonymous says FML

Thursday 2 July 13:19:11 UTC 2015

Today, I quit my job so I wouldn't have to work with this one complete fuck-wit anymore. I told him what I thought of him, and then walked away giving him the middle finger. Turns out, he is a regular customer at my new job. Everyone loves him and thinks he's awesome. FML [Link]

FMyLife » Smeagogole says FML

Thursday 2 July 13:17:59 UTC 2015

Today, I found a friend's gold ring in some grass after a intense 10-minute search in the dark. As well as thanks, I've now got a new nickname. You can now call me Gollum. FML [Link]

FMyLife » thatshelpful says FML

Thursday 2 July 13:16:25 UTC 2015

Today, after replacing several components on my new used car, I realized that the reason it wasn't getting the gas mileage it was supposed to because my coworkers take turns siphoning my gas while I work. FML [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this domesticated dino [Photoshop]

Thursday 2 July 13:00:01 UTC 2015

Photoshop [link] [19 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Maybe you shouldn't put the "GRAPHIC WARNING" caption BELOW the picture you are warning people about. (Graphic Warning: Article includes picture of deceased prison escapee) [Fail]

Thursday 2 July 12:19:11 UTC 2015

Fail [link] [66 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Reports of shooter at Washington Naval Yard. This is not a repeat of 2 years ago [NewsFlash]

Thursday 2 July 12:11:48 UTC 2015

NewsFlash [link] [293 comments] [Link]

FMyLife » Alex Andreas says FML

Thursday 2 July 12:10:33 UTC 2015

Today, I found out where my sister's pet lizard escaped to. I also found out that the little shit likes to hide in dark, cold places. I discovered this when I heard the bastard squeal as I started the lawnmower. FML [Link]

Weird Universe » The Art of Emanuele Taglietti

Thursday 2 July 12:04:32 UTC 2015

WUvians will surely be interested in a great new art book showcasing the weird comics covers of Emanuele Taglietti.

[Link]

Mental Floss » 8 Old Second City Sketches Featuring Now-Famous Comedians

Thursday 2 July 12:00:00 UTC 2015

The Second City is one of the shrines of American comedy—an instantly recognizable brand name with decades of history turning out legendary talent. Bill Murray, John Candy, John Belushi, Tina Fey, Chris Farley, Mike Myers, Amy Poehler, Stephen Colbert, Dan Aykroyd, and Joan Rivers are just a few of the hundreds of notable alumni who have passed through The Second … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Mysterious amnesia woman in CA finally identified and reunited with family [Followup]

Thursday 2 July 11:56:55 UTC 2015

Followup [link] [23 comments] [Link]

Weird Universe » Beware of Killer Umbrellas

Thursday 2 July 11:49:43 UTC 2015

As people enjoy the beach this Fourth of July weekend, the Ocean City Beach Patrol would like to remind everyone to beware of killer umbrellas.

About five years ago (on June 30, 2010), Lynn Stevens was sitting on the beach, minding her own business, when an umbrella came plummeting out of the sky and impaled her leg. Here's her account of … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Do NOT get high on marijuana and go to Burger King. Especially with your 5-month-old baby (w/mugshots) [PSA]

Thursday 2 July 11:37:19 UTC 2015

PSA [link] [66 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Flipper flips out [Scary]

Thursday 2 July 11:20:57 UTC 2015

Scary [link] [26 comments] [Link]

FMyLife » Anonymous says FML

Thursday 2 July 11:04:56 UTC 2015

Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "ha when losers send you flowers". FML [Link]

Fark.com RSS » KKK: 'We are going to stage a march in support of the Confederate Battle Flag." Sons of Confederate Veterans: "Thanks, but we're good. We've got this" [Followup]

Thursday 2 July 11:03:41 UTC 2015

Followup [link] [217 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » The most patriotic states: Virginia, Washington and Colorado. The least patriotic: Rhode Island, New Jersey and New York [Murica]

Thursday 2 July 10:45:15 UTC 2015

Murica [link] [89 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » "- let" Us Play!

Thursday 2 July 10:45:00 UTC 2015

[Link]

Fark.com RSS » DJ for kid parties arrested on sex charges. In other news, since when did kid parties start having DJs? [Florida]

Thursday 2 July 10:30:11 UTC 2015

Florida [link] [42 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » If only there had been some convenient remedy he could have employed to keep the shark from capsizing his small craft. Perhaps a larger manner of conveyance might have been in order [Scary]

Thursday 2 July 10:10:51 UTC 2015

Scary [link] [16 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Patient Mother Raccoon Teaches Her Baby to Climb a Tree

Thursday 2 July 10:00:00 UTC 2015

This helpful mother shoves her child up the trunk. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Apparently the pilot in the deadly TransAsia Airlines plane that crashed into a river earlier this year picked the wrong time to ask for the fish dish when picking engines to throttle [Followup]

Thursday 2 July 9:39:19 UTC 2015

Followup [link] [43 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Because of this whole drought thing, some communities in California won't let you light fireworks this 4th of July [Sad]

Thursday 2 July 9:28:54 UTC 2015

Sad [link] [42 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » The War on Christianity heats up as the Episcopal Church votes to allow same sex couples to marry in their churches [Spiffy]

Thursday 2 July 9:06:07 UTC 2015

Spiffy [link] [58 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Ever get that gnawing feeling that something in the apartment is wrong? [Strange]

Thursday 2 July 9:03:51 UTC 2015

Strange [link] [26 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Morning Cup of Links: Punny Tattoos

Thursday 2 July 9:00:47 UTC 2015

A Plethora Of Punny Tattoos. Getting inked is a serious commitment to a joke, but you’ll never forget it.
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The definitive guide to understanding science on the Internet. Learn to sift the hype and sort the facts to tell good science from bad science.
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How to Make Your Own Sparklers. It takes more time than you’ve got before … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » I'm not sure what's worse. That Allegiant Airlines thinks unaccompanied minors are baggage or that a Florida 15 year old doesn't have enough common sense to handle a flight delay [Florida]

Thursday 2 July 8:58:06 UTC 2015

Florida [link] [56 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Don't post a picture on social media of a woman pushing a 1-year-old in a stroller while carrying a 5-year-old in a baby carrier if you value your job [Florida]

Thursday 2 July 8:55:59 UTC 2015

Florida [link] [77 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Man applies to have two mothers-in-law. YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG or just padding your case for a possible future insanity plea [Murica]

Thursday 2 July 8:51:55 UTC 2015

Murica [link] [54 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Pro-tip: When you plan to rob a bank after you get out of prison, don't rob the same one you robbed years ago [Dumbass]

Thursday 2 July 8:41:05 UTC 2015

Dumbass [link] [12 comments] [Link]

FMyLife » Anonymous says FML

Thursday 2 July 8:39:32 UTC 2015

Today, my flight was at the other side of the airport. I ran to the gate, to find that the flight had moved to the other side of the airport. So I ran again to miss my plane by a minute. However I did get a new flight… at the other end of the airport. FML [Link]

GraphJam » How Tolerable a Baby's Noises Are

Thursday 2 July 8:31:34 UTC 2015

airplanes,Babies,baby,Bar Graph,hour,next,noises,Party,restaurant,telephone Graph by: Unknown Tagged: airplanes , Babies , baby , Bar Graph , hour , next , noises , Party , restaurant , telephone Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » 

Thursday 2 July 8:31:33 UTC 2015

hand games Line Graph Pie Chart rock paper scissors SMBC - 4748126720 Graph by: EigenUser Tagged: hand games , Line Graph , Pie Chart , rock paper scissors , SMBC Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » The Dark Knight of Gotham vs. The Bishop of Rome

Thursday 2 July 8:31:32 UTC 2015

The Pope Vs. Batman Graph by: buckles_b (via Bite) Tagged: batman , bishop , catholicism , gotham , pope , rome Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » He Loves His Chewy Toy

Thursday 2 July 8:31:30 UTC 2015

Sounds My Dog Makes Graph by: Unknown Tagged: chewbacca , chewy , dogs , noises , Pie Chart , star wars , wookie Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Why Can't I Be Serious?

Thursday 2 July 8:31:28 UTC 2015

crazy,dark knight,joker,pictures,Pie Chart,smiling,WHY SO SERIOUS Graph by: pizza129 Tagged: crazy , dark knight , joker , pictures , Pie Chart , smiling , WHY SO SERIOUS Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Things I Want to Do in New Jersey

Thursday 2 July 8:31:23 UTC 2015

atlantic city guidos leave New Jersey shore six flags Graph by: dsvv1123 Tagged: atlantic city , guidos , leave , New Jersey , shore , six flags Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Where my cat decides to lay down

Thursday 2 July 8:31:20 UTC 2015

alone,Area,bag,Bar Graph,before,behind,bite,cars,cat,clothes,clothing,crap,deep,dogs,down,grass,jeans,lay,legs,package post,path,people,Pie Chart,shorts,tree,venn diagram,walk,without Graph by: surillo Tagged: alone , Area , bag , Bar Graph , before , behind , bite , cars , cat , clothes , clothing , crap , deep , dogs , down , grass , jeans , lay , legs , package post , path , people , Pie Chart , shorts , tree , venn diagram , … [Link]

GraphJam » 

Thursday 2 July 8:31:18 UTC 2015

Decepticons power transformers - 3989640192 Graph by: DrummerGuy66 Tagged: Decepticons , power , transformers Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Beheading vs. Balding

Thursday 2 July 8:31:17 UTC 2015

Middle Ages Graph by: (via Pleated Jeans) Tagged: balding , beheading , middle aged , middle ages Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » These Aren't My Shoes

Thursday 2 July 8:31:16 UTC 2015

drinking,flow chart,last night,memory Graph by: (via College Humor) Tagged: drinking , flow chart , last night , memory Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Things my roommates' freeloader boyfriend eats.

Thursday 2 July 8:31:14 UTC 2015

boyfriend eat freeloader relationship roommate LoL by: Erfan Tagged: boyfriend , eat , freeloader , relationship , roommate Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » So, The Main Supporters Are Ginger Kids?

Thursday 2 July 8:31:11 UTC 2015

ginger kids SOPA soul venn diagram Graph by: fredfredburger37 Tagged: ginger kids , SOPA , soul , venn diagram Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Reasons for slowdowns on the freeway:

Thursday 2 July 8:31:08 UTC 2015

accident driving freeways speed stare traffic Graph by: Unknown Tagged: accident , driving , freeways , speed , stare , traffic Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Why Cookie Monster hates the internet

Thursday 2 July 8:31:07 UTC 2015

Cookie Monster cookies noms Sesame Street television the internet - 3698452224 Why Cookie Monster hates the internet Graph by: upliftedd Tagged: Cookie Monster , cookies , noms , Sesame Street , television , the internet Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Replotted: The Green Slice Should Also Be Red

Thursday 2 July 8:31:06 UTC 2015

Graph by: TheYeIIowDucK Tagged: faptimes , free time , homework , Pie Chart Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » what the poet meant what you thought they meant Venn Diagam on Poetry

Thursday 2 July 8:31:03 UTC 2015

interpretation means poet poetry understand venn diagram - 3432334336 Graph by: lupizzle23 Tagged: interpretation , means , poet , poetry , understand , venn diagram Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Time Spent Immediatly After Returning from IKEA

Thursday 2 July 8:31:02 UTC 2015

LoL by: grograman Tagged: assembly , cursing , furniture , ikea , jokes Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Time it takes to fall in love (average)

Thursday 2 July 8:31:00 UTC 2015

Bar Graph,days,fairy tales,fall,love,months,movies,real life,weeks,years Graph by: Unknown Tagged: Bar Graph , days , fairy tales , fall , love , months , movies , real life , weeks , years Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Sexytimes Are the Best of Times

Thursday 2 July 8:30:57 UTC 2015

Graph by: Unknown Tagged: dirty talk , impotence , infographic , sexytimes Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Periodic Table of Cupcakes

Thursday 2 July 8:30:53 UTC 2015

Science Has Dropped Graph by: Unknown Tagged: best of week , Chemistry , cupcakes , food , periodic table , science Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Fighting Crime Fills the Void

Thursday 2 July 8:30:47 UTC 2015

Do You Have What It Takes to Be An Hero? Graph by: (via Bite) Tagged: Bar Graph , batman , dead parents , super heros Share on Facebook [Link]

FMyLife » bleachingmykidsbrains says FML

Thursday 2 July 8:08:53 UTC 2015

Today, my mother-in-law started chasing my kids around her house to make them smell her freshly-washed underwear. They were thongs. FML [Link]

Fark.com RSS » What a tool [Dumbass]

Thursday 2 July 7:49:59 UTC 2015

Dumbass [link] [51 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » The White House Has Lifted its 40-Year Ban on Photos

Thursday 2 July 7:23:45 UTC 2015

After flash photography was developed around 40 years ago, the White House banned photos on public tours out of concern for the executive mansion's artwork. But yesterday, that policy was repealed. Michelle Obama announced the change on Instagram: In place of the old sign, seen being torn up by FLOTUS above, visitors yesterday were greeted by photos of the Obamas … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Archeologists discover Iron Age warrior lived even after an arrow was shot into his spine. You don't fark with Iron Age warriors, and some archer figured that out 2,600 years ago [Cool]

Thursday 2 July 7:22:00 UTC 2015

Cool [link] [41 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Four juveniles have been identified and charged for their involvement in the Eugene Civic Stadium fire [Followup]

Thursday 2 July 6:22:00 UTC 2015

Followup [link] [31 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Try to rob a former CNN anchor in her motel room? That's a shooting [Strange]

Thursday 2 July 5:45:53 UTC 2015

Strange [link] [70 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 12 Unsettling Facts About 'The Metamorphosis'

Thursday 2 July 5:30:00 UTC 2015

"When Gregor Samsa woke up one morning…" [Link]

Fark.com RSS » What's worse than an ear worm? [Scary]

Thursday 2 July 4:06:30 UTC 2015

Scary [link] [73 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Theme of Farktography Contest No. 530: "Contrast and Deep Shadows" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme [Farktography]

Thursday 2 July 4:01:00 UTC 2015

Farktography [link] [35 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Researchers Discover Some Deep Sea Sharks are Buoyant

Thursday 2 July 4:00:00 UTC 2015

A new study finds that some deep sea sharks have positive buoyancy, upending the conventional wisdom that they'll sink if they stop swimming. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » After long, harrowing ordeal and nightmarish legal disputes, rare Kafka manuscripts to be given to national library [Interesting]

Thursday 2 July 3:55:27 UTC 2015

Interesting [link] [15 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Father of Scientology leader David Miscavige to write tell-all book before dying under mysterious circumstances [Interesting]

Thursday 2 July 3:49:41 UTC 2015

Interesting [link] [62 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » See Photos From the Original Kodak Camera

Thursday 2 July 3:30:00 UTC 2015

The National Media Museum has a collection of the two-and-a-half-inch photo prints taken using the Kodak No. 1 over a hundred years ago. [Link]

Mental Floss » Most Mountains Aren’t Shaped Like You Think They Are

Thursday 2 July 3:00:00 UTC 2015

If we asked you to picture a mountain, you’d probably imagine something that kind of looks like a pyramid, right? But it turns out mountains are a lot more varied than we knew. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Science figures out the most effective tactic in any negotiation: crying [Obvious]

Thursday 2 July 2:37:00 UTC 2015

Obvious [link] [81 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Uber proudly announces its drivers are now able to shoot you if you try to rob them, just a like a real cabbie [Cool]

Thursday 2 July 2:33:01 UTC 2015

Cool [link] [40 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 13 Things You Might Not Know About Comedian Aasif Mandvi

Thursday 2 July 2:30:00 UTC 2015

From Disney to The Daily Show, and beyond. [Link]

Mental Floss » Calling All History Buffs: You Can Buy a Civil War Costume for Your Dog

Thursday 2 July 2:00:00 UTC 2015

Looking to enter your pooch into a Ulysses S. Grant lookalike contest? You've come to the right place. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » A solemn occasion at the South Carolina State House as the confederate flag is retired…. Just kidding–a carload of rednecks showed up and a street brawl broke out [Murica]

Thursday 2 July 1:40:31 UTC 2015

Murica [link] [358 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » "Excuse me, ma'am, for this question I don't see a box labeled 'NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS'" [Asinine]

Thursday 2 July 1:34:22 UTC 2015

Asinine [link] [123 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Elementary Infographics Explaining the Many Cases of Sherlock Holmes

Thursday 2 July 1:30:00 UTC 2015

A series of infographics showcase stats about the original Sherlock Holmes stories. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » It's a world gone mad. Hordes of locusts cover the countryside. Dogs and cats living together. Peas in your guacamole [Silly]

Thursday 2 July 1:29:27 UTC 2015

Silly [link] [53 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Scotsman Finds Possible Picasso in His Attic

Thursday 2 July 1:00:00 UTC 2015

The supposed original work by Pablo Picasso was a gift from a lost love affair, and it stayed rolled up in a suitcase for 55 years. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Worst. Job. Evar: "Last year, Vancouver collected 21,000 kilograms of dog feces from 54 bins at eight parks. The bins are collected by contractors, who open each bag by hand' [Scary]

Thursday 2 July 0:45:40 UTC 2015

Scary [link] [107 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 10 Times Jesus and Mary Have Appeared in Nature

Thursday 2 July 0:30:00 UTC 2015

Pareidolia or miracle? We'll let you be the judge of these mysterious shadows, marks, and stains. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » The Exclamation Comma may not be the punctuation mark you want, but it is the punctuation mark you need [Interesting]

Thursday 2 July 0:12:25 UTC 2015

Interesting [link] [78 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this tradition of the ages [Photoshop]

Thursday 2 July 0:00:01 UTC 2015

Photoshop [link] [20 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Underground Farm Opens Up in London's Abandoned World War II Bunkers

Thursday 2 July 0:00:00 UTC 2015

Growing Underground is providing fresh produce to London markets from beneath the city. [Link]

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