John Gordon Ross

A Man for All Reasons

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Whittle It a Little, It’ll Fit

Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”

Fark.com RSS » Your Confederate flag cake was rejected by Walmart. Do you c) make an ISIS cake to prove your point? [Stupid]

Monday 29 June 23:48:53 UTC 2015

Stupid [link] [223 comments] [Link]

FMyLife » rinakitty94 says FML

Monday 29 June 23:33:32 UTC 2015

Today, my fiance heard I was having a rotten day at work. He stopped by the flower shop and bought me a lovely rose which I put right next to my work station. That is until a giant wasp flew out and stung me. I still have a swollen arm hours later. FML [Link]

FMyLife » slowcomputer says FML

Monday 29 June 23:33:31 UTC 2015

Today, my computer takes so long to start up, it goes into sleep mode before I can type in my password. FML [Link]

Mental Floss » There Is a Crowdfunding Campaign for a Greek Bailout

Monday 29 June 23:30:00 UTC 2015

One especially generous supporter will be rewarded with his or her own Greek island. [Link]

Mental Floss » Free Wi-Fi for New Yorkers Is Around the Corner—Literally

Monday 29 June 23:00:00 UTC 2015

New Yorkers looking for a Wi-Fi hotspot soon won't have to look further than the nearest phone booth—or at least what used to be a phone booth. [Link]

Mental Floss » 6 Abandoned Aquariums

Monday 29 June 22:30:00 UTC 2015

Perhaps the association with childhood is one of the things that makes aquariums feel so forlorn when things go wrong. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Goldfish wins hide-and-seek game for seven years [Unlikely]

Monday 29 June 22:21:57 UTC 2015

Unlikely [link] [60 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 'Feeling No Pain' Is Really Bad For You—and It's Genetic

Monday 29 June 22:08:17 UTC 2015

A new study finds more genetic mutations that explain chronic insensitivity to pain. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » "You can't prove I am the person who shot at that SUV" "Ma'am, they have cellphone video of you shooting at them." "Oops" [Fail]

Monday 29 June 22:04:53 UTC 2015

Fail [link] [65 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Thugs follow you home and beat you senseless because you: (a) owe a drug debt, (b) owe a gambling debt, or (c) are behind on the water bill [Murica]

Monday 29 June 21:58:54 UTC 2015

Murica [link] [46 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » A Great Appetizer Can Make Your Dinner Taste Worse, Study Says

Monday 29 June 21:30:00 UTC 2015

Eat a lousy appetizer if you want to really enjoy your main course, according to a depressing new study. [Link]

FMyLife » sleepingonmydesk says FML

Monday 29 June 21:07:27 UTC 2015

Today, after not being able to sleep for two hours because my boyfriend wouldn't stop talking, he fell asleep and I was left wide awake. I listened to him snore for another three hours and only got a couple of hours sleep. He's not working today, but I am. FML [Link]

Mental Floss » LEGO Pieces Will Become Sustainable by 2030

Monday 29 June 21:00:00 UTC 2015

More than 60 billion LEGO pieces were produced in 2014 alone. It takes more than 6000 tons of plastic each year to make that many bricks. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Habla Americanol? [Interesting]

Monday 29 June 20:55:58 UTC 2015

Interesting [link] [144 comments] [Link]

Overheard In The Office » 1PM Lunch

Monday 29 June 20:47:47 UTC 2015

Software Engineer: We had free pizza today to celebrate sexual harassment or something like that. I didn’t really pay attention. I just got the pizza. 30000 Mill Creek Avenue
Alpharetta, Georgia [Link]

Overheard In The Office » What Kind of Flowers?

Monday 29 June 20:47:46 UTC 2015

Black suit on cell: Lemme get this straight — she filed a restraining order against you and you’re still calling her and sending her flowers? That ain’t love, man. That’s… insanity.Montgomery, AlabamaOverheard by: Kim [Link]

Overheard In The Office » How You Know You’re Spending Too Much Time with Your Coworkers

Monday 29 June 20:47:45 UTC 2015

Young blonde secretary: My boyfriend’s in jail. He’s got another year to go.Avuncular man: Why do you need this loser? Is this the best you can do?Young blonde secretary: I don’t know. I guess I should break up with him, but I don’t know why I don’t.Avuncular man: How can you not know? If you saw a child smearing chocolate all … [Link]

Overheard In The Office » Let Me Just Set Up the Webcam

Monday 29 June 20:47:42 UTC 2015

Paralegal: So, should I go ahead and do a dump on the computer?Seneca Meadows Parkway
Germantown, Maryland [Link]

Mental Floss » Scientists Create 3D Laser Holograms That Are Safe To Touch

Monday 29 June 20:30:00 UTC 2015

3D laser holograms sound cool, but they're generally hot. As in, hot enough to burn your skin. But now researchers at the Digital Nature Group, a Japanese research company, say they've figured out a way to create a 3D laser hologram that is not only safe to the touch but interactive. These "fairy lights" holograms are composed of light pixels … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » The copyright troll going after sci-fi GIF artists is a man who says he talks to an alien from the future because honestly what else did you expect [Strange]

Monday 29 June 20:26:59 UTC 2015

Strange [link] [61 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this bright fellow [Photoshop]

Monday 29 June 20:00:01 UTC 2015

Photoshop [link] [30 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 13 Early Criticisms, Doubts, and Disses About the iPhone

Monday 29 June 20:00:00 UTC 2015

Most technology experts knew the iPhone was going to be a hit—here are some who didn't. [Link]

Overheard In The Office » Unless the Ghost Shows Up and Demands Compensation

Monday 29 June 19:56:49 UTC 2015

Insurance department boss: A death claim is better than a long-term injury.Merchant Street
Honolulu, Hawaii [Link]

The Onion » Slideshow: The Week In Pictures – Week Of June 29, 2015

Monday 29 June 19:46:21 UTC 2015


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Mental Floss » The Missing Links: The Tape Measure Master

Monday 29 June 19:30:00 UTC 2015

This man is legitimately the most masterful tape measure trickster I have ever seen. Not that there's much competition. * A few years ago I got into a heated debate with someone because I was annoyed that the film Argo had grossly altered facts despite being “based on a true story.” (That airport scene never even happened!) In this video, … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Fark NotNewsletter: WTFark? WTFinished [FarkBlog]

Monday 29 June 19:23:46 UTC 2015

FarkBlog [link] [63 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » It's the WTFark series finale and one last chance to tell them they suck. Oh, and it's about a vagina beauty contest (not safe for work) [Creepy]

Monday 29 June 19:23:18 UTC 2015

Creepy [link] [147 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » What Happens When Your Mind’s Eye Goes Blind?

Monday 29 June 19:00:00 UTC 2015

Though it has long been considered a given that all humans possess the capacity for visual imagination, recent research suggests that's not true. [Link]

Mental Floss » A Latte Art Printer Takes the Work Out of Latte Art

Monday 29 June 18:51:15 UTC 2015

It takes thousands of tries to finally be able to pour out a beautiful rosetta on a cappuccino, and thousands more to reach the peak of Instagram latte art perfection. Now, with the introduction of the Ripple Maker, even amateurs can impress their customers or friends with intricate latte art. [Link]

Overheard In The Office » But You’re Certainly Correct about Her Gargantuan Gazongas

Monday 29 June 18:47:24 UTC 2015

Male intern, about passing coworker: Wow… Those were some tremendous titties.Female manager: Okay, so you know I’m your manager, right? You probably shouldn’t say ‘titties’ to me.Plymouth, Michigan [Link]

Fark.com RSS » What's the shortest way to say, "I don't know how marriage or human reproduction works" at the same time? [Dumbass]

Monday 29 June 18:38:40 UTC 2015

Dumbass [link] [164 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Anarchy. Lawlessness. A dystopian, Mad-Max… children's gaming forum? This is what happens when moderators get fired [Asinine]

Monday 29 June 18:37:14 UTC 2015

Asinine [link] [95 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Ghost hunters checking out abandoned hospital find what they were looking for [Ironic]

Monday 29 June 17:56:40 UTC 2015

Ironic [link] [41 comments] [Link]

Overheard In The Office » From the Best-Selling Tuesdays with Moron

Monday 29 June 17:38:27 UTC 2015

Smoking coworker, making a cigarette “dance”, singing: It's that time again, time for a kiss with my smoky friend.Receptionist: Were you dropped on your head as a child?Smoking coworker: Actually, I was!Milwaukee, WisconsinOverheard by: Amused [Link]

Mental Floss » Name the Current U.S. Supreme Court Justices

Monday 29 June 17:30:00 UTC 2015

Take the quiz! [Link]

Mental Floss » 10 Confessions of Car Salesmen

Monday 29 June 17:30:00 UTC 2015

It may look like a world of balloons and bad tweed. But making a living on the lot is anything but a Sunday drive. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » KKK wants Whittier whiteyer [Asinine]

Monday 29 June 17:24:16 UTC 2015

Asinine [link] [144 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Supreme Court rules that mercury emissions and other hazardous air pollutants from power plants are good for you and you should continue to choke on them [Interesting]

Monday 29 June 17:20:40 UTC 2015

Interesting [link] [142 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Man forgets glasses, mistakenly buys winning lottery ticket [Cool]

Monday 29 June 17:15:45 UTC 2015

Cool [link] [19 comments] [Link]

The Onion » News in Brief: New Extended Paternity Leave Offers Dads More Time To Lose Colleagues’ Respect

Monday 29 June 17:06:00 UTC 2015

POTOMAC, MD—Providing male employees with an alternative to the standard one or two weeks off, executives from investment firm Wyndham Capital announced Tuesday that the company had begun offering extended paternity leave to any new fathers wanting more time to lose their colleagues’ respect. “We found that many men were unsatisfied with the duration of our previously offered leave, so … [Link]

Mental Floss » A Costa Rican Hotel Made From a Converted Boeing 727 Airplane

Monday 29 June 17:00:00 UTC 2015

Nestled in the tropical rainforest of Costa Rica is a 1965 Boeing 727 that tourists can actually sleep in. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Puppy porta-potties are now the #1 new thing [Strange]

Monday 29 June 16:49:30 UTC 2015

Strange [link] [22 comments] [Link]

FMyLife » youdontknowmewhy says FML

Monday 29 June 16:43:31 UTC 2015

Today, I was called a selfish brat for asking for a pillow as my birthday present. FML [Link]

Overheard In The Office » Actually, the Chain One Is More Properly Called a Flail

Monday 29 June 16:35:38 UTC 2015

Judge: I’m not here wielding a mace. You know what a mace is, right?Attorney #1: That’s the spiked ball at the end of a chain, right?Attorney #2: In medieval times it was at the end of a stick.Attorney #1: Well, popes and kings had one at the end of a stick.Judge: As a symbol of royal or divine authority.Attorney #2: But … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Bad: you flick your cigarette out and accidentally burn a person OMGWTFBAD: You flick your cigarette out and burn almost 500 people [Followup]

Monday 29 June 16:34:31 UTC 2015

Followup [link] [86 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Watch Fireworks Like an Expert This Weekend

Monday 29 June 16:30:00 UTC 2015

Getting ready to watch some fireworks this weekend? Sixth-generation pyrotechnician and world record holder Phil Grucci of Fireworks by Grucci stops by the mental_floss podcast An Even Better You to tell you everything you need to know to watch the explosions with an expert eye. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Crime boss Whitey Bulger's advice to young people: go to law school [Interesting]

Monday 29 June 16:26:22 UTC 2015

Interesting [link] [57 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » What happens when three unknown objects show-up on a space station vide***Please Standby, Currently Experiencing Technical Difficulties*** [Interesting]

Monday 29 June 16:24:35 UTC 2015

Interesting [link] [115 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Angry man goes to TV station's Facebook page to complain about them changing their colors to support gay marriage. The problem? it's an NBC station, and their peacock color scheme is about 50 years old [Amusing]

Monday 29 June 16:19:28 UTC 2015

Amusing [link] [115 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Just because you moonlight as a mystical energy healer, that doesn't mean you can't also work as the Chief Executive of the Tasmanian Health Service… Apparently [Facepalm]

Monday 29 June 16:15:19 UTC 2015

Facepalm [link] [13 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » And now for 'It's not only not news but completely unhinged news' article of the day: U.S.citizens sign a petition to ban America's stars and stripes and replace it with a pyramid to "signify the new world order" [Stupid]

Monday 29 June 16:12:20 UTC 2015

Stupid [link] [69 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » A flat miner [Sad]

Monday 29 June 16:09:22 UTC 2015

Sad [link] [27 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Elephants Observed Yawning for the First Time

Monday 29 June 16:00:00 UTC 2015

But we still don't know if their yawns are contagious. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Neighbors were excited to learn a new placed called The Juice Bar was going up in an old building. That excitement ended when they realized it was a strip club [Facepalm]

Monday 29 June 15:59:12 UTC 2015

Facepalm [link] [41 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » SCOTUS affirms Mitt Romney's healthcare plan, wildlife officials make little Boo Boo and euthanize wrong bear, and Toshiro Mifune honored with Hollywood star, letter opener: a few of Fark's favorite headlines of the week for 6/21 – 6/27 [Fark

Monday 29 June 15:56:41 UTC 2015

FarkBlog [link] [1 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » All you minions that just have enough money for your once a year staycation can rest now knowing the great Hamptons helicopter crisis is over …for now [Stupid]

Monday 29 June 15:33:24 UTC 2015

Stupid [link] [44 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 13 Comedies With Humorous Scenes After the End Credits

Monday 29 June 15:30:00 UTC 2015

In some comedies, the funny business doesn’t end with “The End.” [Link]

Futility Closet » Unquote

Monday 29 June 15:17:09 UTC 2015

“Basic research is what I am doing when I don’t know what I am doing.” — Wernher von Braun “An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made, in a narrow field.” — Niels Bohr “An expert is one who knows so much about so little that he neither can be contradicted, nor is … [Link]

Mental Floss » Master Interior Design This Summer in 11 Steps

Monday 29 June 15:15:50 UTC 2015

If you spring-cleaned your home and the whole place is spotless (or, you know, close to it) now’s the perfect time to turn your attention to the aesthetics. No matter your personal style, these classic tips for better furnishing, arranging, and decorating will help you design your home like a pro. 1. Hang Your Artwork Artfully What you choose to … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » America's most endangered historical places, so go visit them while you still can [Sad]

Monday 29 June 15:06:43 UTC 2015

Sad [link] [111 comments] [Link]

FMyLife » AddictiveAddicted says FML

Monday 29 June 15:02:55 UTC 2015

Today, I found an unfamiliar ring in my purse. Thinking it was fake, I gave it to a little girl. Thanks to my mother, I later found out that the ring was my grandmother's and it was made of gold and had a real ruby. My mother added that my grandmother trusted me to keep it in our family. FML [Link]

Mental Floss » Hidden Monet Discovered Behind Another Drawing

Monday 29 June 15:00:00 UTC 2015

A rare pastel by a young Claude Monet was found taped behind another pastel. [Link]

FMyLife » CaptainFluffyPaw says FML

Monday 29 June 14:59:05 UTC 2015

Today, a customer complained about me for getting their order wrong. This would have been fine if they hadn't sent their ten-year-old kid to order for them. FML [Link]

The Onion » Editorial Cartoon: Let Them Eat Kale

Monday 29 June 14:59:00 UTC 2015


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Fark.com RSS » Burger chain will begin offering grasshopper milkshakes with real grasshopper [Sick]

Monday 29 June 14:57:36 UTC 2015

Sick [link] [66 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Get ready for Falkland War #2, Argentinian judge orders asset seizure from British and American companies looking for oil deposits around the island [Dumbass]

Monday 29 June 14:40:44 UTC 2015

Dumbass [link] [182 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » How to turn the other cheek when someone who disagrees with spits on you. Oh.. and stay classy you two who did this to a priest at the gay marriage pride parade in NYC, you bring your cause shame [Sick]

Monday 29 June 14:39:29 UTC 2015

Sick [link] [186 comments] [Link]

The Onion » News in Brief: Disney Unveils First Virgin Princess

Monday 29 June 14:36:00 UTC 2015

LOS ANGELES—In an effort to better reflect the diverse backgrounds and experiences of their audience, Disney officials this week introduced Lily of Hazelberry, the company’s first virgin princess. “While our fans have long been enchanted by Belle, Ariel, and Elsa, we wanted to create a relatable princess for girls everywhere who are still virgins,” said Disney executive vice president Zenia … [Link]

The Onion » News in Brief: Study: U.S. Wastes 2 Million Hours Annually Figuring Out Where Tape Roll Starts

Monday 29 June 14:34:00 UTC 2015

BLOOMINGTON, IN—A new study published Friday by researchers at Indiana University revealed that U.S. citizens waste approximately 2 million hours annually trying to figure out where a roll of tape starts. “According to our data, thousands of hours are squandered each day by Americans running their fingers along the outside of a roll of tape until they stumble upon the … [Link]

Mental Floss » Arnold: The Watch that Conquered London

Monday 29 June 14:30:00 UTC 2015

In 19th-century England, the right time was money. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Now that they've won marriage equality, it's time for the LBGT movement to determine their next step. Mandatory gay sex classes in elementary schools? Forced gay marriage? Mandatory sex reassignments for everyone? The future is wide open [Int

Monday 29 June 14:16:27 UTC 2015

Interesting [link] [178 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » The penis is enjoying a renaissance [Giggity]

Monday 29 June 14:06:00 UTC 2015

Giggity [link] [70 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Why Does Egyptian Art Look So Flat and Static?

Monday 29 June 13:43:06 UTC 2015

Anyone who's ever been to a history museum or even seen a cartoon rendering of an ancient Egyptian tomb will recognize the common artistic perspective of flat, forward-facing figures whose faces are in profile. You also have probably thought that these subjects are portrayed in physically impossible positions. Edward Bleiberg, the managing curator of Ancient Egyptian, African, and Asian Art … [Link]

Mental Floss » 15 Notable Buildings and Monuments Lit Up by Rainbows

Monday 29 June 13:30:56 UTC 2015

On Friday, June 26th, the United States Supreme Court ruled in the case of Obergefell v. Hodges that two people of the same sex have a right to marry in all 50 states, and that such marriages must be recognized when lawfully performed out of state. This landmark ruling was celebrated in a burst of rainbows across the internet, and … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Woman in American hospital suffering amnesia has no idea who she is, has trouble believing that she was ever meant to be a working-class mother of four married to a carpenter [Strange]

Monday 29 June 13:04:29 UTC 2015

Strange [link] [70 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this unusual chair and its occupant [Photoshop]

Monday 29 June 13:00:01 UTC 2015

Photoshop [link] [22 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Sure Mr. U Mad, you'll have to pay for it later, but driving your 4×4 on top of your love rival's car and posting it on Facebook can relieve the tension [Amusing]

Monday 29 June 12:53:31 UTC 2015

Amusing [link] [44 comments] [Link]

Weird Universe » The Fred Society

Monday 29 June 12:51:37 UTC 2015

The FRED Society was founded in 1984, and still appears to be going strong. It's a kind of support group for people (mostly men) named Fred, designed to address the negative connotations associated with the name. That is, when people hear the name Fred, they tend to think of characters such as Fred Mertz (the bumbling neighbor on 'I Love … [Link]

Weird Universe » George Bennie’s Railplane

Monday 29 June 12:51:36 UTC 2015

I want to live in a world where a system of Bennie Railplanes has been in existence for eighty years.

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Mental Floss » 10 Warm Facts About Huskies

Monday 29 June 12:30:00 UTC 2015

Siberian huskies are known for their wolfish good looks, but deep down, they're all dog. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Biotech firm unveils plan to save the rhinos. It might actually work, and it's totally legal [Interesting]

Monday 29 June 12:02:27 UTC 2015

Interesting [link] [103 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Wrestling Moves

Monday 29 June 11:15:00 UTC 2015

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Weird Universe » I’m Decompensating

Monday 29 June 11:07:51 UTC 2015

When Charles Addams famously was decompensating, he submitted the same cartoon to The New Yorker (of kids in dog carriers, captioned something like "the kids are ready for summer camp" or something close to that. The editor, William Shawn, knew then that he had to alert the family, that Charles was in trouble. When Chuck Shepherd (with approximately 8 percent … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Texas clerks don't have to issue marriage licenses to gay people [Followup]

Monday 29 June 10:46:00 UTC 2015

Followup [link] [1048 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Orange County Fair to Debut Caviar-Covered Twinkies

Monday 29 June 10:40:45 UTC 2015

It's fair season, and that means all manner of sugary sweet and deep-fried foods will be available for purchase. But if fried Oreos and cotton candy aren't your thing, consider these Twinkies covered in caviar. Chicken Charlie’s whipped up the Twinkie for the Orange County Fair in Costa Mesa, Calif. The swanky snack, which will be available from July 17 … [Link]

Mental Floss » Morning Cup of Links: Pride Parade Pictures

Monday 29 June 10:00:20 UTC 2015

Here’s a huge collection of photographs from Pride Parades all around the world over the weekend. A good time was had by all.
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Roger Corman's The Fantastic Four Movie: The Most Faithful FF Ever. The 1994 movie is hard to find, but worth it for true comic book fans.
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10 Big Cases of Revenge. Hell hath no fury like … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Al Qaeda to ISIS: Even we're sick and tired of you guys [Interesting]

Monday 29 June 9:28:09 UTC 2015

Interesting [link] [56 comments] [Link]

FMyLife » Anonymous says FML

Monday 29 June 9:13:28 UTC 2015

Today, I noticed a rash of insect bites on the backs of my thighs and buttocks. Upon further investigation, it appears that the inside of the chair in my work cubicle is infested with bedbugs. I'm too paranoid to sit in any work chair now. There are 12 hours left in my shift. FML [Link]

FMyLife » fat and broke says FML

Monday 29 June 9:13:27 UTC 2015

Today, my cleavage got me out of a speeding ticket. That is, until the officer looked up long enough to realize I'm a guy. FML [Link]

FMyLife » Anonymous says FML

Monday 29 June 9:13:26 UTC 2015

Today, after my daughter told half her class about my retainer, I advised her to keep mummy's personal details personal. Now she responds, "I'm not supposed to tell" to any question regarding our home life. Thus far, I've received six very concerned calls. FML [Link]

FMyLife » Waste Someone Else's Time says FML

Monday 29 June 9:13:25 UTC 2015

Today, I decided to break up with my boyfriend. The main reason being that he doesn't value my time, and fails to see how canceling at the last minute is rude and a major inconvenience. I wanted to be respectful enough by breaking things off face to face. He cancelled, at the last minute. FML [Link]

GraphJam » One Does Not Simply Have an Intersection

Monday 29 June 9:12:32 UTC 2015

Things you can do Walk into Mordor According To Boromir Graph by: Unknown Tagged: Boromir , Lord of the Rings , mordor , one does not simply , venn diagram Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Toaster? More Like Bread Destroyer

Monday 29 June 9:12:30 UTC 2015

appliance bread Line Graph toaster - 5764737792 Graph by: Hated1 Tagged: appliance , bread , Line Graph , toaster Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Things Dora the Explorer has accomplished teaching little girls

Monday 29 June 9:12:29 UTC 2015

belly,dora the explorer,english,girls,spanish,teaching,teamwork,television Graph by: Unknown Tagged: belly , dora the explorer , english , girls , spanish , teaching , teamwork , television Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Kablaam!

Monday 29 June 9:12:21 UTC 2015

Graph by: (via This Is Fluffware) Tagged: batman , crash , sound effects , venn diagram Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » At Least You Can Still Look Cool

Monday 29 June 9:12:20 UTC 2015

Comic by: fordps3 Tagged: Bar Graph , fuel efficiency , green , motorcycle Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Rosebud!;!;!;!

Monday 29 June 9:12:19 UTC 2015

Graph by: Unknown Tagged: cheats , computer games , Pie Chart , Sims , video games Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Chances the Gay Guys Living in the Apartment Next Door are Having Sex

Monday 29 June 9:12:18 UTC 2015

apartments eating food gay ipod parents sex sleep LoL by: gdawg99 Tagged: apartments , eating , food , gay , ipod , parents , sex , sleep Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » At No Point Is It Drinkable

Monday 29 June 9:12:17 UTC 2015

coffee cold drink lava Line Graph - 5750053888 Graph by: Davus55 Tagged: coffee , cold , drink , lava , Line Graph Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » 

Monday 29 June 9:12:12 UTC 2015

hacks hax Pie Chart quest chain strategy guide video games - 3994961920 Graph by: JackG41 Tagged: hacks , hax , Pie Chart , quest chain , strategy guide , video games Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Rap Paradox

Monday 29 June 9:12:10 UTC 2015

drugs not paradox rap sex venn diagram violence will smith Graph by: Unknown Tagged: drugs , not , paradox , rap , sex , venn diagram , violence , will smith Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Untitled

Monday 29 June 9:12:09 UTC 2015

flow chart overload short attention span too much information youtube Graph by: Unknown Tagged: flow chart , overload , short attention span , too much information , youtube Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Another Year Wiser

Monday 29 June 9:12:06 UTC 2015

age,best of week,corruption,Line Graph,politics,wise Graph by: rvg1981 Tagged: age , best of week , corruption , Line Graph , politics , wise Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Temperature of Hotpockets: Before and After Cooking

Monday 29 June 9:12:01 UTC 2015

boiling cooking frozen hot hot pockets junk food microwave temperature LoL by: EABray Tagged: boiling , cooking , frozen , hot , hot pockets , junk food , microwave , temperature Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » What My Microwave Heats

Monday 29 June 9:11:53 UTC 2015

Graph by: moonjunio Tagged: burn , cold , container , food , Heat , ice , microwave Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Amount of Clothing Worn by that Shy, Quiet, Cute, Nerdy Chick

Monday 29 June 9:11:50 UTC 2015

amount chick clothing dragon con fall girl jeans Line Graph nerd outfit Princess Leia quiet shorts shy slave spring summer sweatpants t shirts winter woman - 2632474624 Graph by: StarsHallelujah Tagged: amount , chick , clothing , dragon con , fall , girl , jeans , Line Graph , nerd , outfit , Princess Leia , quiet , shorts , shy , slave , spring , summer , sweatpants , t shirts , winter , woman Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Spambook

Monday 29 June 9:11:47 UTC 2015

Graph by: Mintflower95 Tagged: email , facebook , Pie Chart , spam Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Outbreak Does Not Look Good

Monday 29 June 9:11:46 UTC 2015

Aliens,Death,humans,outbreak,outlook,robots,venn diagram,zombie Graph by: ekahnicole Tagged: Aliens , Death , humans , outbreak , outlook , robots , venn diagram , zombie Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » I Have a Feeling You're Part of the Green Circle

Monday 29 June 9:11:45 UTC 2015

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GraphJam » Huge Tracks of Land

Monday 29 June 9:11:44 UTC 2015

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Mental Floss » Master the Particulars of Grammar With This Pop Culture Primer

Monday 29 June 8:00:00 UTC 2015

Pop Chart Lab. Click to enlarge. For the overlap in the Venn diagram of word nerds and pop culture junkies, Pop Chart Lab has created a poster that breaks down the parts of speech with the help of famous figures from movies, television, music, and literature. Not just your basic person, place, or thing (although that's covered, too, with the … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Bristol Palin now says the "huge disappointment to (her) family" was actually planned, so ha ha, the laugh's on you [Unlikely]

Monday 29 June 7:16:48 UTC 2015

Unlikely [link] [222 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » While everyone wasn't looking, Puerto Rico, which has a population roughly the size of MS, has run up $72 billion dollars in debt — equal to two moon landing programs — and is broke [Scary]

Monday 29 June 7:12:04 UTC 2015

Scary [link] [113 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » For Birds, it Pays to Follow the Monkey

Monday 29 June 7:00:00 UTC 2015

Wherever the uakaris went, they saw, an assortment of birds followed them. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » McDonald's hoping to lure back customers with the McLobster. That might just McWork [Facepalm]

Monday 29 June 6:55:12 UTC 2015

Facepalm [link] [130 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » "His reign of terror came to a predictable climax," say neighbors of a man arrested for murder after an argument over dog feces in a yard escalated fairly quickly [Florida]

Monday 29 June 6:27:13 UTC 2015

Florida [link] [50 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Sixteen people hit by lightning in the mountains near Denver, 1 dog dead [Scary]

Monday 29 June 6:26:21 UTC 2015

Scary [link] [30 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 15 Terrifying 18th Century Remedies for What Ails You

Monday 29 June 6:00:00 UTC 2015

Some of the treatments can still be found in non-Western approaches to medicine; others appear to be a sure way to hasten the death of the patient. All of them will make you a little more tolerant of your insurance co-pays. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Trucks? In Mianus? It's more likely than you think [Scary]

Monday 29 June 4:36:25 UTC 2015

Scary [link] [49 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 11 Things You Might Not Know About the U.S. Air Force

Monday 29 June 3:48:34 UTC 2015

1. If you’re a weatherman in the Air Force, you’re probably a battle-hardened commando. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Here's what you need to say to sound smart this week: "Angela Merkel," "Brussels" and "grexit" [Obvious]

Monday 29 June 3:22:20 UTC 2015

Obvious [link] [76 comments] [Link]

Weird Universe » News of the Weird (June 28, 2015)

Monday 29 June 3:11:02 UTC 2015

News of the Weird
Weirdnuz.M429, June 28, 2015
Copyright 2015 by Chuck Shepherd. All rights reserved.

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That New York Attitude: Gregory Reddick, 54, and his employer, SJQ Sightseeing Tours, filed a lawsuit in June against New York City for “harass[ing]” them and hampering their ability to rip off tourists, specifically, interfering with their “right” to sell tickets for … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » TSA may start poking you (on the Internet) [PSA]

Monday 29 June 1:31:24 UTC 2015

PSA [link] [34 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » American college students flocking to Germany, where tuition is free and classes are in English [Cool]

Monday 29 June 0:36:57 UTC 2015

Cool [link] [137 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Texas lawmakers tackle the most important problem facing Texas – every citizen's right to own and carry a placenta [Weird]

Monday 29 June 0:21:37 UTC 2015

Weird [link] [37 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Man caught living with his mother's corpse for months so he could collect her Social Security check. Police believe Norman may have something wrong with him [Florida]

Monday 29 June 0:18:53 UTC 2015

Florida [link] [30 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this floater [Photoshop]

Monday 29 June 0:00:01 UTC 2015

Photoshop [link] [20 comments] [Link]

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