Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”
Fark.com RSS » What's killing newborn babies in Vernal, Utah? Frack if I know [Sad]
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Fark.com RSS » More than 300 Einstein impersonators set new world record, begin wait for the free Guinness bar towels they were promised [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » Investigators seize 23,211 marijuana plants, 4,394 pounds of processed marijuana, 15 pounds of hash in brick form, 16 firearms and 50,000 rounds of ammunition from area known as the "Emerald Triangle" (w/pics of the 22,211 marijuana plants) [
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Fark.com RSS » July 4 predicted to be warm and sunny across most of America with only scattered terrorist attacks [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Jesus Christ, there's a chance you'll need to get into your car in Rwanda again [Cool]
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Mental Floss » 15 Fascinating Facts About ‘Saving Private Ryan’
You won't find "FUBAR" in the German dictionary, or any of these little-known facts about Steven Spielberg's Oscar-winning WWII drama. [Link]
Futility Closet » Podcast Episode 63: The Rainmaker
In 1915 San Diego hired “rainmaker” Charles Hatfield to relieve a four-year drought. After he set to work with his 23 secret chemicals, the skies opened and torrential rains caused some of the most extreme flooding in the city’s history. In this week’s podcast we’ll discuss the effects of “Hatfield’s flood” and ponder how to assign the credit or blame. … [Link]
FMyLife » Anonymous says FML
Today, I wore flip-flops to work. Just as I walked onto the elevator, they made a sound very close to that of a fart. About 10 seconds later, some asshole let out a silent but deadly fart, earning me a bunch of disgusted looks. FML [Link]
FMyLife » Anonymous says FML
Today, as I kissed my husband after our wedding vows, my mother-in-law muttered "Slut." loudly from the front row. Everyone heard her, but kept smiling and pretended to be oblivious. FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » "Firearms aren't for everyone, we recommend them and show people how to use them and what situations the law says they can use them, but we recommend whether it be pepper spray, firearms or TASERs" [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » Dam [Sad]
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Fark.com RSS » Downtrodden and outnumbered, Alabama minority group lets their freak flag fly. No, not that one, the other one [Hero]
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Fark.com RSS » "Shooting someone changes just about every cop who does it. You'll just never look at life in the same way again" [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » Christian pastor writes article on how gay marriage should affect the marriages of straight Christians around the country, and it's … actually really heart-warming and inspirational [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » Three injured, one dead after a basketball tournament in Connecticut became serious business [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Don't Sweat it — they got him [NewsFlash]
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Fark.com RSS » Phoenix hit by first dust storms of monsoon season. Arizona has a monsoon season? [Weird]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop these rabble rousers [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » Recommend me a good book [Advice]
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FMyLife » stillhungry says FML
Today, my boyfriend called me while I was at work. He sounded very excited and told me he had a surprise for me. He doesn't usually do this kind of thing, so I was excited. When I came home, I found him naked, with "Bone Appetite" written right above his penis. FML [Link]
FMyLife » isaidfuckoff says FML
Today, my girlfriend came back from her mission trip with hickies all over her boobs. She said it wasn't cheating because she was doing God's work and that they canceled each other out. FML [Link]
FMyLife » anonymous says FML
Today, my mom said that if I wasn't her daughter, she probably wouldn't even like me. FML [Link]
Mental Floss » 6 World Leaders and Their Pizza Stories
No one is immune to the charms of pizza. (Except maybe the Dalai Lama.) [Link]
Futility Closet » Made to Order
Divide the number 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,998,999~ into 1 and express the result as a decimal expansion, and you’ll find the Fibonacci sequence presented in tidy 24-digit strings: (Thanks, David.) Please support Futility Closet on Patreon! [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Baltimore, a city long known for bad decisions, now wants everyone to use a pressure cooker to prepare ribs. YOU MONSTERS [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » Meet the man with the largest collection of Nazi memorabilia. How large? $160 million large [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » Greek banks and stock market will stay closed next week to avoid insolvency after EMF refuses more funds [News]
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Mental Floss » 9 Hi-Tech and Interactive Pizza Boxes
If your pizza box isn't hosting concerts or helping your family bond, maybe it's time for an upgrade. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » And this is why you don't camp in dry creek beds [Sad]
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Fark.com RSS » Another shark attack occurs in North Carolina, the fifth such attack in the area in four weeks. You'd think people would vacation elsewhere [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Who watches the watchmen? Cop blockers [Spiffy]
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Fark.com RSS » Take a dune buggy, combine it with a go-kart and a rally car and you have TAKE MY MONEY TAKE IT ALL WANTWANTWANT [Cool]
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Mental Floss » An Exclusive Excerpt from a Memoir in Pizza
In 2009, Colin Hagendorf set out to review every regular slice of pizza in Manhattan. Somewhere along the way his life fell apart. [Link]
Mental Floss » 8 Important Moments in Pizza
Why did no one tell us there was a pizza button? [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Shots ring out near San Francisco's gay pride event but had nothing to do with bigotry, just idiocy [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Mushroom that has squid-like tentacles found in Japan, will be the adversary in several upcoming high school girl themed anime shows [Creepy]
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FMyLife » anonynous says FML
Today, while watching a family movie, my mother made every effort to make sure I covered my eyes during a kissing scene. I guess it shouldn't be a surprise, since she still forces me to put my phone in her room every night as she makes me go to bed at 8:30 PM. FML [Link]
FMyLife » MovingtoCanada says FML
Today, my parents heard about the decision to make same-sex marriage legal in all states. They're so outraged that they're even talking about getting a house in Canada. They're in for a surprise. FML [Link]
Mental Floss » The Little Known Story Behind 'Do the Right Thing'
There's a reason Spike Lee's film about racial tension, summer heat and a corner pizza shop is President Obama's favorite film. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Uh, International Space Station, this is Ground Control…your supplies are going to be a little late [NewsFlash]
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Mental Floss » 12 Delicious Pieces of Regional Pizza Slang
The "party-cut" vs. "pie cut"; "apizza"; and 10 more. [Link]
Weird Universe » Sleep Learning
"Discover how you can apply sleep learning to gain health, relaxation, confidence, personal magnetism, self mastery, memory power, success in business and human relations… learn foreign languages and how to play the piano."
Learn to play the piano? In your sleep?
Source: The San Mateo Times – Aug 25, 1959 [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this man showing his plan [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » CSB Sunday Morning: The one I won't tell my kids [CSB]
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Mental Floss » 15 Burning Facts About 'St. Elmo's Fire'
It has been 30 years since Rob Lowe taught us about illusionary flashes of light and how to play the sax. [Link]
Weird Universe » Follies of the Madmen #252
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Mental Floss » The Pizza Principle: New York's Weirdest Economic Theory
Wondering what you can get for the exact cost of a New York pizza slice? Look no further. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » 'Freegan' couple who rummage through supermarket garbage cans for food miss their trial for stealing food from supermarkets due to food poisoning [Ironic]
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Mental Floss » Let Math Solve All Your Pizza Problems
With a little geometry knowledge, you can stretch your pizza dollar, fold your slice properly, and make a really bad math joke. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » The good news is that more than a dozen research chimps involved in test to determine why people yawn will get to leave their lab and have a more leisurely life. The bad news is they're retiring to a zoo [Interesting]
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GraphJam » Things One Can Have While in College
LoL by: glenntg Tagged: college , education , money , sanity , school Share on Facebook [Link]
FMyLife » Anonymous says FML
Today, an old lady wearing a low-cut shirt with no bra underneath came into my line with some groceries. At some point while bagging her groceries, her wrinkled breast slipped out of her shirt. She didn't even notice. I wish to fuck I could unsee this. FML [Link]
FMyLife » *cough* *cough* you're a dickface says FML
Today, I have the flu, so I called my boss to let him know I couldn't come in today. He told me to think my "lies" through better, and claimed that you can only get the flu during winter. So I guess I'm faking my pale skin, short breath, runny nose, and constant sneezing. FML [Link]
FMyLife » Anonymous says FML
Today, my husband ruined the laundry once again. He forgot to empty his pants pockets before washing them. Last time he left an ink pen in them. This time it was a strawberry. FML [Link]
GraphJam » Bear Grylls Hopes It's Filled With Piss
Graph by: kasdbp100 Tagged: glass , optimist , pessimist Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Scumbag Safari Competes With IE
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: browser , internet , Pie Chart , safari , top sites Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » "Classy"
Graph by: giesam Tagged: classy , people , use , venn diagram , word Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » When You Gotta Go
Graph by: Tebilyee Tagged: annoying , Bar Graph , bathroom , bed time , bladder , pee Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Just Drink the Damn Thing
Graph by: sixonefive72 Tagged: glass , optimism , perspective , pessimism Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » People who bring their computer into a repair shop
Graph by: digitalmaniak3k Tagged: buddy , computer , problems , professional , repair , shop , tech support , warranty Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Fight of The Living Dead
Graph by: (via Geekologie) Tagged: fight , guns , infographic , movies , outbreak , Statistics , zombie Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Chances that the bad guy you just shot a bunch of times is really dead.
Graph by: JohnnyReb27 Tagged: action , bad , Bar Graph , dead , guy , horror , movies , real life , shot Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Things My Cats Will Eat
LoL by: HeroisaGirl Tagged: Cats , food , pets , puke Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Notice Any Difference?
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: Bar Graph , download , FBI , megaupload , piracy Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Dog Logic
Graph by: CheezandCrackers Tagged: Cats , dogs , goggies , Pie Chart , vacuum Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Chance of people believing an outrageous statement
LoL by: OriginalObe Tagged: belief , chance , email , friends , internet , oprah , people , science Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » How Much I Want Something
LoL by: MeinHandiKatzen Tagged: buy , day , first , month , store , want Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » There Are Others?
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: best of week , dubstep , Music , Pie Chart , skrillex Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Things I learn in school
Graph by: youma98 Tagged: dating , gossip , learn , Pie Chart , school , teens Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Time spent turning a lamp on
Graph by: sandycheeks454 Tagged: determine , flipping , fumbling , inside , lamp , lampshade , Pie Chart , switch , time , turn on , type Share on Facebook [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Oxford professor warns us humanity could be eradicated by machines after seeing The Terminator [PSA]
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Fark.com RSS » Michael Moore, on the bail and legal fees of that woman who climbed the flagpole outside the SC capital building and took down the Confederate flag: "I got this" [Hero]
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Fark.com RSS » You might have had wild stories to tell from college parties, but has a bear ever crashed one? [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Egypt sees a sandstorm and an earthquake in the same day. It looks like the Old Testament God is in a grumpy mood again [Weird]
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Fark.com RSS » "I asked my friend's daughter Elise if she thought she'd have nightmares over the whole thing and she said, "Are you kidding me? This is the best day of my life ever'" [Spiffy]
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Fark.com RSS » Excuse me officer, can you direct me to the veterinarian's office? My alligator is sick [Spiffy]
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Fark.com RSS » Get kicked out of a bar for being intoxicated? Going back with your gun and firing randomly in the street should show them you aren't that drunk [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » Our host is spending time with family and friends so there won't be a Livingston Stapler Company Presents show tonight. Instead here is an archived show from June 29, 2013 [Spiffy]
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Fark.com RSS » First the US government wanted Burning Man to build them a $1 million luxury compound for VIPs, now they also want them to supply unlimited access to ice cream, Choco Tacos, and Chobani Yogurt. Sounds like someone is planning on having the munchies [
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Fark.com RSS » Man arrested for downloading 'extremist' e-books to be released, as apparently none of them were under copyright [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » Fat, nude body painting in NYC celebrates body positivity. No it wasn't of Chris Christie, Eric Cartman, or your mom [Interesting]
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Mental Floss » Name the Pizza Hut Toppings (Not the Cheese)
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Fark.com RSS » Here's what happens when you execute a high-speed turn in a Maserati to avoid a dog when you have a can of paint in the back seat. Bad dog. BAAAAD dog [Sad]
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Fark.com RSS » As you get older, you learn that there are some things you should not eat. A 30 pound porcupine is definitely on that list [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » The Art of Future War looks at propaganda in the Digital Age. Would you like to know more? [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » Catching up with the subject of one of the most disturbing pictures ever taken: A 9-year-old girl in a bikini standing in an inflatable pool, smoking a cigarette. Fine parenting was at work. Clearly [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » Yes world, take all your little minion problems and put them back in the drawer, for we have been taken over by our new ugly-assed red panda cub overlords. We have been conquered [Sappy]
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Fark.com RSS » CNN claims to see an ISIS flag at a gay pride march. It's actually a drawing of a bunch of sex toys (possibly Not safe for work) [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Woman fires shots at repo man. Police "discovered the barrel of a Colt revolver protruding from the woman's vagina." Police quickly snatched the gun away from her [Fail]
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Mental Floss » The Complete History of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Co-creator Peter Laird was kind enough to answer our burning questions about the franchise. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » "I was actually a little worried, I even used some explicit language with the police officers, holy crap not in those words, you guys scared the — out of me. This is the second time it has happened to me. What am I going to think," said Lam
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Fark.com RSS » When 120,000 people want to attend an event, do you: A) Encourage carpooling, B)Lift tolls, or C) Keep mass transit system closed [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » Cherries jubilee grande [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this unstoppable team [Photoshop]
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