Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”
Fark.com RSS » Building owner sued by graffiti artists for painting over their work, because it violates the U.S. Visual Artists Rights Acts [Asinine]
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Fark.com RSS » Will you spend $8 on a single chocolate-chip cookie? The folks at Untitled are banking that you will [Interesting]
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FMyLife » Anonymous says FML
Today, my neighbor's son siphoned the fuel out of my lawn mower and put it in his car. What he didn't realize is that the fuel mixture I use in my lawn mower would ruin his car engine. His dad says it's my fault and actually insists I should pay his pissant son's repair bill. FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » It turns out millennials are actually strong-willed, resourceful individuals who favor happiness and a strong work ethic over greed and laziness. You know, the complete opposite of baby boomers [Interesting]
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Mental Floss » 15 Major Facts About 'Bull Durham'
You throw the ball, you catch the ball, you hit the ball, you read on. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » If you are holding territory in northern Syria, please step forward. Not so fast, ISIS [Spiffy]
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Fark.com RSS » In case you did not know, during the summer kids are more likely to get injured. TO THE ROMEROCOPTER [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » Tokyo restaurant's amazing $5 lunch has all the key words missing from American fast food: nutritious, delicious, filling [Spiffy]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this rage [Photoshop]
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FMyLife » notfuckingpaidenough says FML
Today, a man tried to rob the store I work at. Before the guy was taken by the cops, he complained to my manager for "unfriendly behavior". He took it seriously and bitched me out for not providing "quality service" to our customers. FML [Link]
FMyLife » alyssaamarante says FML
Today, I decided to go thrifting to save some money. Ironically, I ended up having to pay for an emergency trip to the hospital because somebody was too lazy to wash the cat hair off their clothes. I'm severely allergic to cats. FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » California oil spill cleanup cost reaches $62 million. Officials at Plains All American fear being billed for three hours of profits [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » Iranian women are protesting by showing off their hair. Long beautiful hair. Shining, gleaming, streaming, flaxen, waxen [Spiffy]
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Fark.com RSS » Panama City Beach is banning what most spring breakers go to Panama City Beach for [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » Once dominant fast food and restaurant chains that are now history. Subby could really go for some Steak & Ale right now [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Lawsuit claims man died of a botched pedicure. Attorneys for the man's family vow the responsible parties will know the agony of defeat [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » Indiana loses its collective mind after the state saw its first black bear in 144 years [Followup]
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Mental Floss » How Bubble Gum is Made
Just pour plastic, rubber, plenty of sugar, and some food coloring in a vat…then MIX, EXTRUDE, and CHEW! [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Study by the Romero Institute for the Glaringly Apparent proves that dogs are loyal to their owners [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » Swiss court slashes the richest divorce payout in history. Ex-wife's $4.8 billion award cut to a barely livable $604 million [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » JESUS CHRISTUS, es ist ein Elefant, bleibt im Wagen! [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » The OPM breach now seems to include complete blackmail kits for anyone who applied for clearance, and anyone who knew them. But hey, you get a year of free credit monitoring. Subby delighted to finally use new tag [Facepalm]
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Fark.com RSS » Tips on when to seek medical treatment for a cut. Bottom line, if you think you might need it, you probably need it [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Tara Schultz is shocked to discover a memoir about growing up during the Iranian revolution contains — wait for it — violence. This was a 200 level English lit class, so she "expected Batman and Robin." Tara Schultz, welcome to Fark [Dumbas
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Mental Floss » 5 Things We Learned from Paul Reubens on 'Bullseye with Jesse Thorn'
He grew up in a circus town, he was on The Gong Show 15 times, and he appeared on The Dating Game…as Pee-wee Herman. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » More people would bike if we could just eliminate cul-de-sacs [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Wannabe hipsters, in order to stay up with the times you need to dump that piss swill beer called PBR and step it up a notch with a fine beer called Narragansett from Rhode Island if you want to be like a Williamsburg hipster [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » Really, so you need to fly into a rage and threaten arrest because your neighbor has a garden gnome with a bare bum? You're an ass, Mr. Ex-policeman [Stupid]
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Fark.com RSS » News: U.S. Coast Guard offloads 328 kilograms of cocaine, 3,100 pounds of marijuana, worth $13.7 million into Miami on Friday morning. Fark: Article doesn't say what they did with all the drugs (w/video) [Cool]
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Weird Universe » Calling in the cows
Play trombone. Watch cows magically appear.
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Fark.com RSS » It's tough to write a good headline [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop these leaders [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » If you've been waiting too long in an emergency room for the staff to attend to you, the best way to get their attention is to hold a lighter up to the hospital's sprinkler system and watch as everyone leaves the building [Dumbass]
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Weird Universe » Ice Cream as Health Food
Original ad here. (Scroll to the left.) [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Tiger Tim ended up at a shelter and became so distraught that he wouldn't touch his food because his heartless human gave him up over new couches. Please help him find a new home by Caturday [Caturday]
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Mental Floss » This Weekend in History
The first monkey in space, Miranda rights, Disneyland's Monorail opens, and more! [Link]
FMyLife » nancypants1124 says FML
Today, I was joking around with my manager about faking an injury to collect Worker's Compensation. Then I actually slipped and sprained my foot, and now my manager thinks I'm lying. FML [Link]
FMyLife » Anonymous says FML
Today, my mother told me to take a quick shower. When I got out, she told me I took too long, and now I have to pay the utilities bill. My shower was two minutes long. FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » You know who ELSE may have hidden a treasure map leading to a £50m haul in a sheet of music? [Interesting]
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FMyLife » silverspud says FML
Today, I was invited to an adult toy party with co-workers. They started by playing a game called 'Never Ever Have I Ever' about everyone's sexual exploits. My mother is a co-worker. I can never un-hear what I heard. FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Video of a crazy shootout in Dallas with an armored van [NewsFlash]
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GraphJam » Untitled
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: candy , pedophiles , people , problems , venn diagram Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Why buying a car sucks.
Graph by: fdsao Tagged: buying , car , carry , family , mileage , minivans , reasonable , suck , vehicles , venn diagram , want Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Made of wood Weighs the same as a duck Monty Python Paradox A WITCH!!!!
Graph by: holymasterchief Tagged: duck , monty python , movies , paradox , quotes , venn diagram , weight , witch , wood Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Proper Usage of "Oh Snap!"
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: oh snap , tell , told , usage Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Untitled
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: Awkward , facebook , family , internet , social networking , venn diagram Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Only 2 Percent to Go
Graph by: Dblcdblu Tagged: computers , install , percentage Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » 'Tis the Season For Sweaters
Graph by: (via I Love Charts) Share on Facebook [Link]
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Graph by: phunkie_junkie Tagged: band aid , Bar Graph , dirty , glue , wont-come-off Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » April Tools
Graph by: (via Mashable) Tagged: april fools , infographic , jokes , pranks Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » But It's so Tasty!
And kind of salty. Graph by: Strudel19 Tagged: beverages , exercise , gatorade , life , sports , venn diagram Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » My Morning Commute Is Never Boring
Graph by: (via Bite) Tagged: morning commute , streetcar , transit Share on Facebook [Link]
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Graph by: Alpha0Force Tagged: equation , gives you wings , horns , horse , pegasus , red bull , unicorn Share on Facebook [Link]
Futility Closet » Riddles in the Dark
In 1904, a 12-year-old J.R.R. Tolkien sent this rebus to a family friend, Father Francis Morgan. What does it say? Click for solution … Please support Futility Closet on Patreon! [Link]
FMyLife » BrakesNotBumpers says FML
Today, I was rear-ended. While I was yelling, "WHAT THE F…" the lady who hit me completely freaked out and drove into me again. Twice. FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » High school senior's clever yearbook quote comes as a surprise … especially to his parents [Hero]
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Mental Floss » The Evolution of 'Dude'
Dudes have been around since the 1880s, but they've changed a lot since then. [Link]
FMyLife » Anonymous says FML
Today, I underwent surgery and feeling rather groggy upon being awoken, I very loudly declared, "I've always had a thing for doctors. Kiss me?" then promptly giggled, tried to launch myself in a random doctor's arms and fell flat on my face. FML [Link]
Mental Floss » Americans Are Becoming Less Social
Over the last 40 years, Americans have become less social. A new report [PDF] in the City Observatory by economist Joe Cortright examines our social lives and social capital, focusing on how socioeconomics, technology, and segregation—both voluntary and involuntary—have affected our relationships with those around us. Cortright says people have become increasingly disconnected as they've shifted away from community resources—like … [Link]
Mental Floss » Large Hadron Collider Technology Is Rescuing Historic Audio
Particle physicists Carl Haber and Vitaliy Fadeyev have discovered a way to use Large Hadron Collider technology to preserve historic audio. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » There are bad tattoos, and then there is "tattoo that make doctors think you have cancer" bad [Amusing]
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Mental Floss » 10 Swift Facts About Velociraptor
Everything you think you know about Velociraptor is probably wrong. [Link]
Mental Floss » The Beautiful Science of Murmurating Starlings
The sight of murmurating starlings is pretty awe-inspiring. But the science behind the mass, orchestrated bird dance is even more so. [Link]
Mental Floss » One Man's Donated Blood Has Saved More Than Two Million Lives
James Harrison, 78, has given blood nearly every week since he was legally old enough. [Link]
Mental Floss » Anatomy of a Grammar Nerd
Are you an Oxford comma enthusiast? Does the word "irregardless" make you cringe? If so, you might just be a grammar nerd. [Link]
Mental Floss » 11 Adult Spins on Kid Classics
When you grow up, you don't have to put away your childish things—you just need to soak them in alcohol. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » This note just posted: Body Found on 3M Campus [Sad]
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Mental Floss » Peek Inside a Japanese Owl Cafe
Japan has a plethora of adorable animal cafes—rabbit cafe, anyone?—but the most exciting, in my opinion, are the owl cafes. Now, thanks to YouTuber Alodia Gosiengfiao, owl lovers everywhere can take a virtual tour of Ikefukurou Owl Cafe in Ikebukuro, Japan. The small space features 14 different owls, including a stern-looking barn owl. The domesticated owls appear to be content … [Link]
FMyLife » poor baby says FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick our son up from daycare. His excuse? Fighting in a battle in World of Warcraft was far more important and he had to stay absolutely focused. Our son had to wait for two hours. FML [Link]
FMyLife » rcarn says FML
Today, my friends decided to throw a going away party because I'm moving. It would have been great if I had actually been invited. FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this sweet ride [Photoshop]
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Mental Floss » People Aren’t Just Afraid of the Dark, They’re Afraid of Nighttime
Nighttime fears aren't just about the lack of light, a new study finds. [Link]
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