John Gordon Ross

A Man for All Reasons

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Whittle It a Little, It’ll Fit

Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”

Mental Floss » Photographer Turns His Clutter Into Gigantic Collages

Monday 8 June 23:30:00 UTC 2015

Beijing-based photographer Hong Hao makes order out of chaos with complex collages [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Keep the tradition alive. Keep stuffing that chicken [Obvious]

Monday 8 June 23:28:08 UTC 2015

Obvious [link] [21 comments] [Link]

Overheard In The Office » I Was TRYING to Look at Kiddie Porn

Monday 8 June 23:18:37 UTC 2015

Engineer, to the HR director: Just in case you get a phone call about it later, I wasn’t trying to look at gay porn on my computer.Farmers Branch, Texas [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Apple agrees to buy a 50 gallon tub of lube for a Cleveland Indians relief pitcher, also throw in some other iGear [Obvious]

Monday 8 June 23:18:02 UTC 2015

Obvious [link] [44 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Police spokeswoman: "The good news is that we found your cat. Unfortunately our patrol car ran it over" [Awkward]

Monday 8 June 23:04:46 UTC 2015

Awkward [link] [56 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Watch A Nonstick Frying Pan Get Made

Monday 8 June 23:00:00 UTC 2015

There's a deliberate—and delicate—production process behind this kitchen essential. [Link]

Mental Floss » How Do Crows Count?

Monday 8 June 22:30:00 UTC 2015

Crows lack the parts of the brain that we use to count—but they know 2+2 too. How do they do it? [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Remember when Dave Matthews' bus took a dump on the public? Someone does, and he made a memorial [Hero]

Monday 8 June 22:19:44 UTC 2015

Hero [link] [50 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 30 Unusual Scholarships for All Your Special Talents

Monday 8 June 22:18:02 UTC 2015

Don't miss an episode—subscribe here! (Images and footage provided by our friends at Shutterstock. This transcript comes courtesy of Nerdfighteria Wiki.) 1. Hi, I'm Paige, welcome to the salon, this is mental_floss on YouTube, and did you know that if you attend Juniata College in Pennsylvania, you can get a scholarship for being left-handed? The Beckley Scholarship gives between $1,000 and … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Only 14 years after its creation, the TSA decides to crosscheck its employees against the government's terrorist database [Fail]

Monday 8 June 22:07:41 UTC 2015

Fail [link] [61 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 5 Pieces of Advice From Frank Lloyd Wright

Monday 8 June 22:00:00 UTC 2015

Happy birthday, Frank Lloyd Wright! America’s best-known architect was born 148 years ago today—though if he were still alive, he would have said he was turning 146. (He told people that he was born in 1869, although birth records indicate otherwise.) As befits the sagacity of his old age, here are five pearls of wisdom from the quintessential American designer. … [Link]

Mental Floss » The Missing Links: The First Inductees to the Video Game Hall of Fame Are…

Monday 8 June 21:30:00 UTC 2015

The first inductees for the Video Game Hall of Fame have been unveiled. * Intriguing Headline of the Day: How to Ship A Beluga Whale Via UPS * If at first you don’t succeed. This fall Sideshow Bob will finally murder Bart Simpson. * The A.V. Club spoke to a dresser on SNL to find out how they get cast … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Why you should never drink whisky on the rocks. Instead, drink it neat, perhaps with a palate cleanser of burning peat bog [Interesting]

Monday 8 June 21:02:28 UTC 2015

Interesting [link] [256 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Century-Old Classroom Chalkboards Unearthed in Oklahoma City

Monday 8 June 21:00:00 UTC 2015

Oklahoma City public school finds century-old chalkboards—complete with lessons and drawings of Pilgrims—hidden since 1917. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Today's Fark-ready headline: Drunken man in underwear wanders into Indiana home and eats chips [Dumbass]

Monday 8 June 20:55:02 UTC 2015

Dumbass [link] [23 comments] [Link]

The Oatmeal – Comics, Quizzes, & Stories » 8 things I learned from wearing an Apple Watch for a couple of weeks

Monday 8 June 20:40:12 UTC 2015

8 things I learned from wearing an Apple Watch for a couple of weeksView [Link]

Fark.com RSS » "Oh, help' said Pooh. 'I'd better go back.' 'Oh, bother' said Pooh. 'I shall have to go on.' 'I can't do either' said Pooh. 'Oh, help and bother" [Sad]

Monday 8 June 20:17:27 UTC 2015

Sad [link] [59 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Pope Francis says the Vatican is close to ruling on whether the Bosnian town of Medjugorje has a really nasty gas leak and/or access to truly excellent shrooms, or whether the Ghost of the Virgin Mary has been miraculously appearing there [Interestin

Monday 8 June 20:11:42 UTC 2015

Interesting [link] [68 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this cleaning crew [Photoshop]

Monday 8 June 20:00:01 UTC 2015

Photoshop [link] [22 comments] [Link]

The Onion » Infographic: Keeping Your Possessions Safe While Traveling

Monday 8 June 19:53:00 UTC 2015

Traveling during the summer can be fun and exhilarating, but nothing ruins a trip like getting your possessions stolen. Whether you’re hiking, road-tripping, or relaxing at a resort, here are some tips for making sure your items are safe during your travels:Before traveling to an unfamiliar country, always conduct background checks on each of their citizens
When visiting museums, beware that …
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Fark.com RSS » Melbourne Zoo welcomes ugly-ass newborn pygmy hippo (w/video) [Sappy]

Monday 8 June 19:42:36 UTC 2015

Sappy [link] [13 comments] [Link]

The Onion » News in Brief: ‘Game Of Thrones’ Fans Shocked After Some Little Goblin Or Something Killed Off In Last Night’s Episode

Monday 8 June 19:28:00 UTC 2015

NEW YORK—Saying the series’s latest dramatic turn caught them completely off guard, fans of the HBO series Game Of Thrones reacted with shock to Sunday night’s episode in which some little goblin or something was killed off. “Man, I knew they had some big surprises in store, but to kill off that enchanted hobgoblin or mage or whatever? That was … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » "I was so amazed. Their bodies are incredibly beautiful. One thing I learned is that there are many different shapes of breasts and even genitals" [Sad]

Monday 8 June 19:23:41 UTC 2015

Sad [link] [213 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » When the Women's World Cup Swapped Host Countries Because of SARS

Monday 8 June 19:20:48 UTC 2015

Until 1991, women’s soccer didn’t have a prestigious worldwide tournament to call its own. Even though FIFA helped organize a World Cup-style event in China that year, they refused to officially brand it as a “World Cup” and instead allowed corporate sponsor Mars to assume naming rights. Thus, the “1st FIFA World Championship for Women's Football for the M&M's Cup” … [Link]

Mental Floss » 15 New Uses for Old VHS Tapes

Monday 8 June 19:20:47 UTC 2015

1980s media never dies. [Link]

Mental Floss » How One Line of Text Nearly Killed 'Toy Story 2'

Monday 8 June 19:20:36 UTC 2015

It was saved by something akin to blind luck. [Link]

Mental Floss » 5 Questions: Davis

Monday 8 June 19:20:35 UTC 2015

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The Onion » News in Brief: Owner Tearfully Releases American Pharoah After Triple Crown Win

Monday 8 June 19:14:00 UTC 2015

ELMONT, NY—Overcome with emotion as he described how much he’d miss his “old friend,” the owner of Triple Crown–winner American Pharoah bid a tearful farewell to the colt Monday before granting the horse its freedom, sources confirmed. “You’ve done more than I could have asked, and now you’re free to roam and run wherever you please,” said the horse’s owner, … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Your personalized license plates can say a lot about you. We're looking at you, drunk Boing Boing writer [Hero]

Monday 8 June 19:07:44 UTC 2015

Hero [link] [132 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Let's be arrested [Dumbass]

Monday 8 June 19:02:43 UTC 2015

Dumbass [link] [17 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Proportional Map of the World's Largest Languages

Monday 8 June 19:00:00 UTC 2015

Alberto Lucas Lopéz There are 7 billion people on earth and about 7000 languages, but more than half of the world's population speaks one of just 23 languages. This infographic, created by Alberto Lucas Lopéz for the South China Morning Post, shows the relative size of speaker population for all the languages that have over 50 million speakers (based on … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » How a ninth-grade dropout, a masseur, and a low-level pot dealer with virtually no experience beat out massive conglomerates to become international weapons suppliers for the Pentagon [Interesting]

Monday 8 June 18:51:40 UTC 2015

Interesting [link] [69 comments] [Link]

The Onion » American Voices: Triple Crown Won For First Time In 37 Years

Monday 8 June 18:46:00 UTC 2015

Nearly four decades after Affirmed won the Triple Crown in 1978, a 3-year-old colt named American Pharoah won the Belmont Stakes on Saturday to become the 12th horse in history to sweep thoroughbred horse racing’s top three events. What do you think?
[Link]

Mental Floss » Some Reptiles Stay Warm with Help from Birds

Monday 8 June 18:30:00 UTC 2015

In ancient Greek myth, Prometheus steals fire from the gods for the good of mankind. In modern New Zealand, certain reptiles pull a similar trick and steal heat for their own benefit. Their mark is no Greek god, but a little bird called the fairy prion. Tuataras—which look like lizards but sit on a different branch of the reptilian family … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Fark NotNewsletter: Now in Comic Sans [FarkBlog]

Monday 8 June 18:05:11 UTC 2015

FarkBlog [link] [36 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Bad: Not getting along with your neighbors. Worse: Neighbor steals a bulldozer from a nearby mine and demolishes your house and cars [Scary]

Monday 8 June 18:04:37 UTC 2015

Scary [link] [51 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » A Tasty Guide to Caviar and Roe

Monday 8 June 18:00:00 UTC 2015

Caviar has a reputation for being hoity-toity. But fish eggs weren’t always a delicacy, and there’s nothing inherently unapproachable about them. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » GOP Senator wants to declassify the report showing the TSA failed to find 95% of prohibited items at the checkpoints. The TSA said they would, but they can't find that either [Obvious]

Monday 8 June 17:58:21 UTC 2015

Obvious [link] [71 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » If you're going to hit another person's car, make sure it isn't a karate instructor with terrible road rage [Fail]

Monday 8 June 17:47:18 UTC 2015

Fail [link] [46 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Is Monsanto using Glyphosate and GMOs to spread Autism around the world? This MIT scientists thinks so [Unlikely]

Monday 8 June 17:38:22 UTC 2015

Unlikely [link] [180 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 10 Fancy Facts About Poodles

Monday 8 June 17:30:00 UTC 2015

There’s a lot you might not know about France’s national dog. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Bad: A car hits your house for a second time in September. Good: You decide that's enough, get the house ready and put it on the market. Fark: Car runs into your house again the day before the open house [Facepalm]

Monday 8 June 17:22:04 UTC 2015

Facepalm [link] [50 comments] [Link]

The Onion » Editorial Cartoon: Victory Cigar

Monday 8 June 17:17:00 UTC 2015


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Fark.com RSS » "Simply put, a lot of women want a 'young vagina,' explains Dr Nirdosh. "They don't like the aesthetic look of a saggy, deflated floppy vagina and see cosmetic dermal fillers as saviour" [Scary]

Monday 8 June 17:16:15 UTC 2015

Scary [link] [224 comments] [Link]

The Onion » News in Brief: Area Woman Not A Morning, Afternoon, Or Night Person

Monday 8 June 17:09:00 UTC 2015

NEW YORK—Stating that everyone’s different and this is just how she’s always been, local woman Andrea Harris told reporters Thursday that she is not much of a morning, afternoon, or night person. “I know that some people can just start their morning with a big burst of energy and get so much done before noon, but other people start off … [Link]

Mental Floss » Scientists Can Now Inject Electronics into the Brain With a Needle

Monday 8 June 17:00:00 UTC 2015

These tiny, needle-injected electronics will monitor brain activity. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Has anyone checked Zihuatanejo? [Scary]

Monday 8 June 16:54:58 UTC 2015

Scary [link] [57 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 30 General Trivia Questions

Monday 8 June 16:30:00 UTC 2015

Almost useless trivia! [Link]

Mental Floss » China's Solution for Academic Cheating? Drones

Monday 8 June 16:30:00 UTC 2015

The gaokao, China's national college entrance exam, is taken by 10 million students annually. Sometimes called “the world’s toughest exam," the test puts an enormous strain on the students. Anxiety and fear of failure have pushed many students to desperation, and officials have been looking for extreme ways to combat cheating as it becomes a more serious problem. The newest … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Actor lucky he was only stabbed with a four-loaf cleaver, smart pants for your dumb ass, and four injured by a fawlty rollercoaster at Alton Towers: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 5/31 – 6/6 [FarkBlog]

Monday 8 June 16:23:18 UTC 2015

FarkBlog [link] [11 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Flybe airliner forced to turn back because of…. *shakes magic 8-ball*…… a bee [Ironic]

Monday 8 June 16:22:02 UTC 2015

Ironic [link] [20 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Fare jumper arrested for trying to evade paying $2.10 … while carrying $7,000 in his pocket [Dumbass]

Monday 8 June 16:12:13 UTC 2015

Dumbass [link] [44 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » How Edgar Allan Poe Inspired Scrabble

Monday 8 June 16:00:00 UTC 2015

The game wouldn't exist if not for a minor plot point in a 170-year-old story. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » China now building massive database on Americans. Personal information obtained through hacking, phishing, buying it from Nigerian princes [Scary]

Monday 8 June 15:57:23 UTC 2015

Scary [link] [57 comments] [Link]

The Onion » American Voices: Study Finds No Actual Benefit To Eating Placenta

Monday 8 June 15:43:00 UTC 2015

Despite a growing number of supporters who believe the practice may improve a new mother’s mood, provide nutrition, and give her more energy, a recent study has found that there are no clear benefits for mothers who eat the placenta after their baby’s birth. What do you think?
[Link]

Fark.com RSS » Things got hot at the Hot 97 Summer Jam concert, so hot that police had to use tear gas on the hip-hop fans trying to get in [Asinine]

Monday 8 June 15:34:31 UTC 2015

Asinine [link] [64 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 15 Looney Facts About 'Tiny Toon Adventures'

Monday 8 June 15:30:00 UTC 2015

The students of Acme Looniversity moved on 20 years ago. [Link]

FMyLife » Alaskalex says FML

Monday 8 June 15:07:36 UTC 2015

Today, I was excited because a friend had added me to a new Facebook chat consisting of my tight circle of friends from last year's summer camp. I then saw when the chat had been created. They kept me out of the chat for almost an entire year before deciding to add me. FML [Link]

FMyLife » firstdategoals says FML

Monday 8 June 15:07:35 UTC 2015

Today, I went on my very first date. We went out to eat dinner and everything went great! Afterwards, I went to drop him back off at his house. I backed out of his driveway and got stuck in a ditch. His dad had to come out and tow me out. So that's how I met my boyfriend's parents. FML [Link]

FMyLife » terrified says FML

Monday 8 June 15:07:34 UTC 2015

Today, the amount of spiders in my house has gotten so bad that it's become routine to shake out any blankets or towels before using them. FML [Link]

Fark.com RSS » This could totally be the end for Wyld Stallyns [Interesting]

Monday 8 June 15:02:48 UTC 2015

Interesting [link] [86 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Mt. Shasta is the modern Mount Olympus; a spiritual peak that brings those looking for the essence of the gods and lost soft drinks of legend like Sangria and Tiki Orange Mango [Cool]

Monday 8 June 15:02:25 UTC 2015

Cool [link] [53 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » How Do Water Towers Work?

Monday 8 June 15:00:00 UTC 2015

Let's go inside the mysterious infrastructure that stores our water. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » "Asian consumers, particularly athletes, also consume a beverage called Dalishen Oral Liquid that is made from seal penis and testicles" [Sick]

Monday 8 June 14:58:02 UTC 2015

Sick [link] [59 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Harrisburg building imploded for new parking lot. Gone in 60 seconds (w/ cool video) [Interesting]

Monday 8 June 14:50:46 UTC 2015

Interesting [link] [34 comments] [Link]

Weird Universe » News of the Weird / Plus, June 8, 2015

Monday 8 June 14:30:23 UTC 2015

News of the Weird / Plus
June 8, 2015 (Part 1) [weird stuff that made me excited (frightened) (ROTFL) (appalled) last week, some of which will appear in News of the Weird soon] [Part 1 on Monday, Part 2 on Tuesday]

A teacher at Encinal High in the San Francisco Bay area got into a spot of trouble for [ed.: … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » White House creates Twitter account for red-tailed hawk that has built a nest on the grounds. It's the first hawk taking up residence at the White House since Dick Cheney [Followup]

Monday 8 June 14:23:07 UTC 2015

Followup [link] [47 comments] [Link]

The Onion » Slideshow: The Week In Pictures – Week Of June 8, 2015

Monday 8 June 14:11:00 UTC 2015


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The Onion » News in Brief: Excited African Safari Tourists Quietly Marvel As Poacher Stalks Prey

Monday 8 June 14:06:00 UTC 2015

KRUGER NATIONAL PARK, SOUTH AFRICA—Falling into dead silence as their guide spotted movement behind a cluster of baobab trees, a group of tourists on safari in South Africa reportedly marveled at the sight of a poacher slowly and methodically stalking his prey Monday. “Wow, this is incredible—I can’t believe this is happening right in front of me!” whispered stunned tourist … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Toronto to host massive orgy for disabled people: 'A wheelchair can become just a big sex toy' [Spiffy]

Monday 8 June 14:05:34 UTC 2015

Spiffy [link] [86 comments] [Link]

The Onion » News in Brief: Automakers Ask Nation If It Still Wants That Handle Above Car Windows

Monday 8 June 14:01:00 UTC 2015

NEW YORK—Emphasizing that it was no trouble to either keep them or do away with them entirely, the world’s automakers assembled Monday to ask the public if it still wanted that little handle above their car windows. “We’ve been putting these interior handles over your car windows for the past 50 years or so, and we just wanted to check … [Link]

The Onion » News in Brief: Man Needs Emotional Support Only A Woman Can Feign

Monday 8 June 14:00:00 UTC 2015

MINNEAPOLIS—Saying that an insincere feminine touch would do him a world of good, sources confirmed Monday that local man Jeff Cooper needs the type of emotional support only a woman can feign. “I’ve tried to be there to manufacture support and understanding for Jeff, but there’s only so much sympathy a regular friend can fake—he needs the convincing facade of … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » T remind y u it's N ti n l l d Week, we'll e rem ving s me letters fr m signs [Weird]

Monday 8 June 13:49:31 UTC 2015

Weird [link] [47 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this beer queue [Photoshop]

Monday 8 June 13:00:01 UTC 2015

Photoshop [link] [28 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Today's 'police pepper-spray bystander for filming them and destroy his phone' video is courtesy of the Austin Police Department [Murica]

Monday 8 June 12:50:13 UTC 2015

Murica [link] [175 comments] [Link]

Weird Universe » Versailles Sculpture

Monday 8 June 12:42:32 UTC 2015

Anish Kapoor's new sculpture, temporarily on display in the gardens of Versailles, is creating a bit of a row after he told a French newspaper that it represents "the vagina of a queen who is taking power." Critics say it looks like "the entrance to a storage unit," or "a vast, brutish, metal, grubby-looking, gaping funnel into a black hole." Kapoor … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Attending a pool party while black? ON THE GROUND, ON THE GROUND, DON'T MOVE [Asinine]

Monday 8 June 12:25:40 UTC 2015

Asinine [link] [638 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Davis

Monday 8 June 12:15:00 UTC 2015

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Weird Universe » Follies of the Madmen #251

Monday 8 June 11:49:48 UTC 2015

Is that patchwork hippo supposed to be sexy? Because it's posed pretty sexily.

No, I don't want to think any more about this….

From Playboy for September 1983 [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Flight to Hawaii forced to return when the excrement hits the air-conditioning [Followup]

Monday 8 June 11:43:27 UTC 2015

Followup [link] [35 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Learn New Things For Free With a Handy App

Monday 8 June 11:30:00 UTC 2015

A Dutch company aims to make education more accessible—and more personal. [Link]

FMyLife » onionrings says FML

Monday 8 June 10:42:56 UTC 2015

Today, I found out that my husband really thinks onion rings are seafood. He's 36. FML [Link]

FMyLife » foxownerapperantly says FML

Monday 8 June 10:42:55 UTC 2015

Today, an old lady in public transport yelled at me and my dog, called me a liar, and threw her grape soda over me because according to her my pet Shiba Inu was actually a fox, and keeping foxes as pets is illegal. FML [Link]

FMyLife » taylorbrown97 says FML

Monday 8 June 10:42:54 UTC 2015

Today, a customer called the Chinese restaurant where I work and complained about her takeout order not including donuts. After informing her that we don't have them, she started to curse at me while citing the website as proof. She thought wontons were synonymous with donuts. FML [Link]

FMyLife » unhappy says FML

Monday 8 June 10:42:53 UTC 2015

Today, I had my first driving lesson. I learned how to be stopped by a cop, who told me what a horrible driver I was. FML [Link]

GraphJam » What Part Of "I'm Not Interested" Do Telemarketers Not Understand?"

Monday 8 June 10:39:48 UTC 2015

telemarketer understand LoL by: kd7cb Tagged: telemarketer , understand Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » I Learned a Lot About Domestic Violence Laws in Indiana

Monday 8 June 10:39:40 UTC 2015

Graph by: gardobeson Tagged: amber , gary , leah , Pie Chart , teen mom Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Frotastic

Monday 8 June 10:39:38 UTC 2015

afro,awesome,chart art,fro Graph by: Unknown Tagged: afro , awesome , chart art , fro Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » But I Follow People For Their Witty Writing

Monday 8 June 10:39:37 UTC 2015

attractive,content,Pie Chart,tumblr,witty Graph by: Unknown Tagged: attractive , content , Pie Chart , tumblr , witty Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Understanding the Personal Space Bubble

Monday 8 June 10:39:36 UTC 2015

best of week personal space bubble public social Graph by: Unknown Tagged: best of week , personal space bubble , public , social Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Well, My Sinuses Are Clear Now

Monday 8 June 10:39:34 UTC 2015

burn,food,horseradish,ouch,pain,Pie Chart,wasabi Though I do love wasabi more than most condiments, even I can admit that surprise wasabi is never fun. Graph by: CHOCHOMON87 Tagged: burn , food , horseradish , ouch , pain , Pie Chart , wasabi Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » 

Monday 8 June 10:39:32 UTC 2015

garbage he shoots Pie Chart rebound recycle reduce trash can - 4051659776 Graph by: terrym Tagged: garbage , he shoots , Pie Chart , rebound , recycle , reduce , trash can Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Don't Burn the Bacon!

Monday 8 June 10:39:30 UTC 2015

Graph by: popiop4 Tagged: alarm , annoying , cooking , fire , Pie Chart Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » The Community College Student's Food Pyramid

Monday 8 June 10:39:26 UTC 2015

college eating energy drinks food food pyramid tupperware vending machines Walmart - 1913956096 LoL by: lynnym Tagged: college , eating , energy drinks , food , food pyramid , tupperware , vending machines , Walmart Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » How Is That Swag?

Monday 8 June 10:39:21 UTC 2015

cloths Line Graph possessions swag Graph by: Unknown Tagged: cloths , Line Graph , possessions , swag Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Construction Site Hand Signals

Monday 8 June 10:39:19 UTC 2015

Graph by: (via Pleated Jeans) Tagged: best of week , construction worker , hand signs , penguins Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » A Few Trillion Kills and Counting

Monday 8 June 10:39:17 UTC 2015

Get Over Here and Play a Video Game Graph by: Jambei Tagged: best of week , frag , halo , infographic , kills , online , video games , xbox Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » I Swoon!

Monday 8 June 10:39:14 UTC 2015

how to get a girl how to get a guy movies wtf Graph by: maxystone (via pleated-jeans.com) Tagged: how to get a girl , how to get a guy , movies , wtf Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Bananas vs Stoplights

Monday 8 June 10:39:12 UTC 2015

Graph by: Unknown Tagged: bananas , best of week , colors , stoplight Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » You Should See What Happens When I Mess Up That Last Bird

Monday 8 June 10:39:11 UTC 2015

angry birds apps games iphone Pie Chart Graph by: Unknown Tagged: angry birds , apps , games , iphone , Pie Chart Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » LOL, How Do I Venn Diagram?

Monday 8 June 10:39:09 UTC 2015

Submitted by: Riley (via Upworthy) Tagged: best of week , misused , Mitt Romney , obama , politics , venn diagrams Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » what people think michael jackson is famous for…

Monday 8 June 10:39:08 UTC 2015

LoL by: Gllue22 Tagged: michael jackson , Music , pop , pop stars Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » 

Monday 8 June 10:39:05 UTC 2015

college herp a derp high school photos Pie Chart yearbook - 4124329472 Graph by: hotmajenta Tagged: college , herp a derp , high school , photos , Pie Chart , yearbook Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » I'm Still Confused, I Think I'll Just Call You All Chaps

Monday 8 June 10:39:03 UTC 2015

Submitted by: anbuagent12 (via www.youtube.com) Tagged: differences , england , great britain , Maps , united kingdom , Video Share on Facebook [Link]

Mental Floss » Morning Cup of Links: About the 'Next Generation' Movies

Monday 8 June 10:30:01 UTC 2015

Star Trek: 47 Nerdy Things About the Next Generation Films. If you have not seen the four movies and plan to, there are spoilers.
*
10 True Stories of Survival Cannibalism. Including one Edgar Allan Poe wrote about—46 years before it happened!
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10 Songs You Didn't Know Were About Drugs. Lyrical inspiration plus illegal activities equals many wide-ranging euphemisms. … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » 15 year old walks 57 miles in 3 days, the whole time carrying his kid brother who suffers from cerebral palsy. Dry eyes, there are none here [Hero]

Monday 8 June 10:02:12 UTC 2015

Hero [link] [42 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » This is what happens when a train and a bus fall in love and make a baby [Spiffy]

Monday 8 June 8:38:56 UTC 2015

Spiffy [link] [65 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » This Doll "Burns" in the Sun To Teach Kids About Sunscreen

Monday 8 June 8:30:00 UTC 2015

And gives parents the chance to actually, you know, apply it. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Texas school dropout rate is higher than reported because, apparently, the state hasn't learned to count [Murica]

Monday 8 June 8:22:24 UTC 2015

Murica [link] [74 comments] [Link]

FMyLife » MagnusDeus says FML

Monday 8 June 8:16:56 UTC 2015

Today, I left a concert with my drunk mother who had spilled beer all over my shirt. I drove her home and she slept it off. Later, my mom "found" my shirt in the laundry and grounded me for drinking behind her back. She won't believe me that it was her. FML [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Don't you love the way your mouth feels after you brush your teeth? If you said no, well, here's why [Sick]

Monday 8 June 8:00:59 UTC 2015

Sick [link] [81 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » The Secret of 50 Berkeley Square

Monday 8 June 7:30:00 UTC 2015

Dickens fans have long wondered which real-life spinster inspired Miss Havisham of 'Great Expectations.' Does a haunted house hold a shocking new clue? [Link]

Fark.com RSS » What are you going to do this summer? How about ROWING solo across the Pacific? [Interesting]

Monday 8 June 7:10:00 UTC 2015

Interesting [link] [62 comments] [Link]

Futility Closet » Public Enemy

Monday 8 June 6:39:09 UTC 2015

In his 1880 autobiography, Henry Armitt Brown recalls a strange incident from his student days. While a law student in November 1865, he had gone to bed one midnight and dreamed that he was lying on the cobblestones of a narrow street, held down by a “low-browed, thick-set man” who was bent on killing him. He threw the man off … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Lightning doesn't strike twice, unless it happens to be an outdoor German music festival. Then it leaves thirty-three hospitalized [Plug]

Monday 8 June 6:38:00 UTC 2015

Plug [link] [25 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 15 Things You Should Know About Klimt’s 'The Kiss'

Monday 8 June 6:14:23 UTC 2015

A masterpiece of the early Modern period, Gustav Klimt's 'The Kiss' is a deceptively simple portrait of lust and love. But beyond that glittery gold leaf, the work is full of fascinating facts. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Middle school teacher hands out Ghetto Classroom Awards. Parents want to hand out a pink slip [Amusing]

Monday 8 June 4:11:00 UTC 2015

Amusing [link] [97 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 5 Undelivered Speeches That Would Have Changed the Course of History

Monday 8 June 3:37:24 UTC 2015

What if…? [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Florida's attempt to create an artificial reef goes as well as you would expect it to go [Florida]

Monday 8 June 3:24:26 UTC 2015

Florida [link] [48 comments] [Link]

FMyLife » ………. says FML

Monday 8 June 2:16:35 UTC 2015

Today, I found my boyfriend and his friends laughing hysterically and practically choking on popcorn. They were watching a video of me in a school play, trying to sing while sobbing because I'd just pissed my pants in front of 200 people. Thanks for giving him the video, mom. FML [Link]

Fark.com RSS » What is your favorite t-shirt that you own? Bonus: show us [Silly]

Monday 8 June 1:10:46 UTC 2015

Silly [link] [353 comments] [Link]

FMyLife » Anonymous says FML

Monday 8 June 0:24:34 UTC 2015

Today, I tried talking to my wife about our sexless marriage. Her only response was to toss me a sock and say "Knock yourself out, fuckstick." FML [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Haunting chalkboard drawings, frozen in time for 100 years, discovered in Oklahoma school [Cool]

Monday 8 June 0:11:34 UTC 2015

Cool [link] [156 comments] [Link]

Weird Universe » Just for our “Patty Cake”

Monday 8 June 0:04:13 UTC 2015

We all love our Patty .. this is for her ..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdW~ [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this lightbulb [Photoshop]

Monday 8 June 0:00:01 UTC 2015

Photoshop [link] [26 comments] [Link]

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