John Gordon Ross

A Man for All Reasons

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Whittle It a Little, It’ll Fit

Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”

Fark.com RSS » Mom ODs on heroin and facial warts while cooking kids dinner [Sick]

Wednesday 3 June 23:46:03 UTC 2015

Sick [link] [108 comments] [Link]

The Onion » Sportsgraphic: Keys To The Matchup: Blackhawks vs. Lightning

Wednesday 3 June 23:37:00 UTC 2015


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Mental Floss » The Missing Links: LEGO-ize Your Pictures

Wednesday 3 June 23:30:52 UTC 2015

Legoizer takes your photographs and explains exactly how to turn them into LEGO mosaics. * It’s the time of year when we all start getting invited to (dragged to) weddings. So you’ll want to know this year’s hottest (fake) wedding trends, courtesy of The Onion. * Cover your heart! These are seven actual archaeologists that were just like Indiana Jones. … [Link]

Mental Floss » 15 Electrifying Facts About the Fender Stratocaster

Wednesday 3 June 23:30:51 UTC 2015

More than six decades after its introduction, the Fender Stratocaster is still one of rock 'n' roll’s most iconic electric guitars. Here’s everything you need to know about the beloved Strat. [Link]

Mental Floss » 8 Times People Sued Over Booze

Wednesday 3 June 23:30:00 UTC 2015

Alcohol can make people do ridiculous things—and we’re not just talking about regrettable tabletop dances. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Jesus Christ it's STILL a LION! Stay in the car. AND KEEP THE WINDOWS ROLLED UP FFS [Followup]

Wednesday 3 June 23:26:14 UTC 2015

Followup [link] [83 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » We are the 30% [Cool]

Wednesday 3 June 22:43:26 UTC 2015

Cool [link] [181 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Why We Can't Remember Colors Accurately

Wednesday 3 June 22:30:00 UTC 2015

Our memory simplifies colors down to the most basic hues. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Florida: where the fish are fish, the teenagers are teenagers, and the teenagers are occasionally smacked unconscious by the fish [Florida]

Wednesday 3 June 22:28:24 UTC 2015

Florida [link] [45 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Congratulations, Bridgeport, CT, you're the worst destination in America for a summer vacation. Whew, lucky they told me, hope there's still rooms available in Newark [Obvious]

Wednesday 3 June 22:08:51 UTC 2015

Obvious [link] [75 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 12 Illuminating Facts About General Relativity

Wednesday 3 June 22:00:00 UTC 2015

This year marks the 100th anniversary of a scientific breakthrough that fundamentally changed our world. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Good news: Activists have revived an organism thought to have died out in Europe. Not so fast: Activists are anti-vaxxers, and the organism is diphtheria [Dumbass]

Wednesday 3 June 21:41:12 UTC 2015

Dumbass [link] [141 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » "Tragedy today, as Queen Elizabrth was eaten by wolves. She was delicious" [Dumbass]

Wednesday 3 June 21:39:44 UTC 2015

Dumbass [link] [65 comments] [Link]

FMyLife » Anonymous says FML

Wednesday 3 June 21:37:40 UTC 2015

Today, my mother found my escaped pet snake after she had already washed and dried it with the laundry. FML [Link]

Mental Floss » The Famous Writer Who Brought Down Famous Writers School

Wednesday 3 June 21:30:00 UTC 2015

Fame and fortune via mail order. What could go wrong? [Link]

Weird Universe » Zero Tolerance Extends To Parents

Wednesday 3 June 21:08:33 UTC 2015


Superintendent Jay Foster of Senatobia Schools in Mississippi pressed disturbing the peace charges against parents who did not follow his directions to hold applause till the end of the graduation ceremony. Not only were the offending parents removed from the audience, missing the rest of the ceremony, but they now each face a possible $500 fine. Apparently zero tolerance now … [Link]

Mental Floss » 4 Hurricane Simulators That Whip Up Fake Storms

Wednesday 3 June 21:00:00 UTC 2015

Researchers use powerful fans, rip down trees, and spray water to simulate dangerous storms. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » In an attempt to up the "redneck factor" of the lottery, Indiana debuts Bacon Scent Lottery Tickets [Stupid]

Wednesday 3 June 20:41:30 UTC 2015

Stupid [link] [69 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Chat With an African Penguin in a Google Hangout

Wednesday 3 June 20:30:00 UTC 2015

If you have ever wanted to ask a penguin something, now is your chance! [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Florida man, who makes swords for a living, committed hotel rewards points fraud to get gift cards for Applebees. That's a lot of work just for some mozzarella sticks [Florida]

Wednesday 3 June 20:23:47 UTC 2015

Florida [link] [63 comments] [Link]

The Onion » American Voices: Study: Chimps Have The Mental Ability To Cook Food

Wednesday 3 June 20:13:00 UTC 2015

A new study has found that chimps have the mental ability to cook food, though they are unable to because they can’t light fires. What do you think?
[Link]

Fark.com RSS » Every 'kiss' begins with 'Kay', but every 'NYC police steal dead man's credit card to buy diamond ring at Zales' begins with 'NYC police' [Dumbass]

Wednesday 3 June 20:00:10 UTC 2015

Dumbass [link] [95 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this downtime [Photoshop]

Wednesday 3 June 20:00:01 UTC 2015

Photoshop [link] [23 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Finish These Dr. Seuss Titles

Wednesday 3 June 20:00:00 UTC 2015

[Link]

Mental Floss » 9 Bizarre Objects Owned by Henry VIII

Wednesday 3 June 20:00:00 UTC 2015

The most famous king in British history owned some very unusual curiosities indeed. [Link]

Mental Floss » 9 Ways to Beat Jet Lag

Wednesday 3 June 19:47:20 UTC 2015

If you’re going on a long trip to a different time zone, you might be dreading the looming threat of jet lag. Avoid it altogether with these tips. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Corroded seals refurbished to original condition [Sappy]

Wednesday 3 June 19:38:01 UTC 2015

Sappy [link] [32 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Surtsey Island's Mysterious Plant Invader

Wednesday 3 June 19:00:00 UTC 2015

Scientists didn't know what to make of the greenery that popped up on the remote island. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Made-for-Fark headline: "Drunk hedgehog found covered in booze, unable to explain where he'd been" [Giggity]

Wednesday 3 June 18:55:46 UTC 2015

Giggity [link] [82 comments] [Link]

Futility Closet » Observations

Wednesday 3 June 18:37:41 UTC 2015

More maxims of La Rochefoucauld: “We endeavour to get Reputation by those Faults we won’t amend.” “We never desire vehemently what we desire rationally.” “Whatever Distrust we may have of People’s Sincerity, we always believe they are more ingenuous with us than with any body else.” “We promise according to our Hopes, and perform according to our Fears.” “Repentance is … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Warrants issued for several parents for the crime of cheering on their kids at their high school graduation [Asinine]

Wednesday 3 June 18:37:00 UTC 2015

Asinine [link] [366 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 15 Common Expressions Younger Generations Won't Understand

Wednesday 3 June 18:09:22 UTC 2015

Here are 15 etymologies to answer the questions of future English speakers. Because the future is already here. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Amazing camouflage artist makes himself invisible in unlikely places. Either that, or he's actually a Predator and we're all boned [Interesting]

Wednesday 3 June 18:00:13 UTC 2015

Interesting [link] [53 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » The Most Interesting Comics of the Week

Wednesday 3 June 18:00:00 UTC 2015

Every week I write about the most interesting new comics hitting comic shops, bookstores, digital, and the web. Feel free to comment below if there's a comic you've read recently that you want to talk about or an upcoming comic that you'd like me to consider highlighting. 1. Drawn & Quarterly: Twenty-five Years of Contemporary Cartooning, Comics, and Graphic Novels … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Gandalf and Dumbledore to be married in front of Westboro Baptist. No word on the levels of outrage expected once they start playing with each other's wands [Cool]

Wednesday 3 June 17:49:35 UTC 2015

Cool [link] [116 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Home Depot: You can do this. We can OWWW stop that [Scary]

Wednesday 3 June 17:46:10 UTC 2015

Scary [link] [58 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 12 Photos of 20th Century Lunch Time

Wednesday 3 June 17:30:00 UTC 2015

According to the 2013 Visa Lunch Survey, Americans over the age of 18 spend an average of $936 per year on lunch. But lunch wasn't always a frantic trip to buy a burrito, or an $8 salad made mostly of romaine lettuce. And believe it or not, students used to have more than 15 minutes to wolf down the contents … [Link]

Mental Floss » Your Phone Could Soon Tell You When It's Time to Change Your Baby's Diaper

Wednesday 3 June 17:00:00 UTC 2015

Technology is constantly encroaching on the intimate aspects of our lives, and it seems the next frontier might be your baby's diaper. A team of engineers from Acer are trying to make the sniff-test passé with a small sensor module that sits inside any regular diaper and alerts you—via a smart phone app named DiaperPie—when it detects moisture or methane. … [Link]

The Onion » News in Photos: ‘Elle’ Magazine Accidentally Airbrushes Naomi Watts Out Of Cover Altogether

Wednesday 3 June 16:51:00 UTC 2015


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Mental Floss » 15 Huge Facts About 'Big'

Wednesday 3 June 16:30:00 UTC 2015

It wasn't all fun and giant pianos behind the scenes of this age-changing classic. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » It's kind of fascinating to watch a four-foot snake swallow an entire whole egg. Just not in your own kitchen [Scary]

Wednesday 3 June 16:08:22 UTC 2015

Scary [link] [56 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » The human body is buoyant. It can float. Unfortunately, so can a casket [Weird]

Wednesday 3 June 16:06:08 UTC 2015

Weird [link] [80 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » How 'Small Wonder' Programmed Itself Into a Hit

Wednesday 3 June 16:00:00 UTC 2015

Vicki the Robot turns 30. [Link]

FMyLife » lanaoftherey says FML

Wednesday 3 June 15:48:33 UTC 2015

Today, I went to get my car washed at one of those places where you can watch through the glass. I watched in horror, face pressed against the glass, as my car went through with the window down. FML [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Meet the curmudgeonly investigative reporter who brought down Sepp Blatter, told FIFA to get off his lawn [Cool]

Wednesday 3 June 15:45:43 UTC 2015

Cool [link] [118 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Find the Matching Elements and State Abbreviations

Wednesday 3 June 15:41:00 UTC 2015

Take the quiz. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Godzilla given official citizenship by Japan – shame he's still not allowed into the US after that unsavory incident in 1998 [Amusing]

Wednesday 3 June 15:13:07 UTC 2015

Amusing [link] [89 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Red Cross raises half a billion for Haiti…and builds six houses with it. In other news, Red Cross names Sepp Blatter as new CEO [Fail]

Wednesday 3 June 15:10:25 UTC 2015

Fail [link] [166 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » The Time Florida Accidentally Honored James Earl Ray—Instead of Jones—on MLK Day

Wednesday 3 June 15:00:00 UTC 2015

What should have been a lovely tribute ended up being a horrific homage. [Link]

Overheard In The Office » And I Meant What I Said about the Mullet

Wednesday 3 June 14:41:37 UTC 2015

Sales assistant on phone: What? I thought you were a boy. Well, as long as they don’t match.Oklahoma City, OklahomaOverheard by: what? [Link]

Overheard In The Office » It's Not Self-Highlighting?

Wednesday 3 June 14:41:36 UTC 2015

Coworker, in totally serious and businesslike manner: Can you hand me that highlighter? I need to highlight “Dick Wet.”Law Firm
Upstate New York [Link]

Overheard In The Office » Little Nipper Plans to Tuck

Wednesday 3 June 14:41:35 UTC 2015

Mother: Tell your aunt what you want to be when you grow up.2-Year-Old son: A plastic surgeon!Mother: And why is that?2-Year-Old son: Because Mommy needs work!Miss Saigon Café
Hurst, TexasOverheard by: needo [Link]

Overheard In The Office » When I Dream, It's Always About My Money

Wednesday 3 June 14:41:34 UTC 2015

Customer: Why hasn't my money been deposited into my account today?CSR: Well sir, it's Martin Luther King Day, so the banks are closed.Customer: Oh, yeah! I forgot about that, homie!Boston, MassachusettsOverheard by: dropping some eaves [Link]

Overheard In The Office » Um-Hm, Um-Hm– Describe Them

Wednesday 3 June 14:41:33 UTC 2015

Boss man on phone with contract project manager: Hey, Julie. Do you have your clothes on yet?Tallahassee, FloridaOverheard by: had to walk away, was laughing too loud [Link]

Mental Floss » 14 Things You Might Not Know About 'Nineteen Eighty-Four'

Wednesday 3 June 14:30:00 UTC 2015

Even if you’ve already read about Winston Smith’s struggle against Big Brother, there are a few facts, stories, and theories about the novel that are worth a closer look. [Link]

Overheard In The Office » You’re the Only One Who’s Ever Noticed

Wednesday 3 June 14:29:36 UTC 2015

Office peon: You smell like a giant fruit fly!Fishers, Indiana [Link]

Fark.com RSS » "We will still be the most lethal fighting force the world has ever known even if our belts don't match for the next few years" [Interesting]

Wednesday 3 June 14:26:00 UTC 2015

Interesting [link] [184 comments] [Link]

The Onion » American Voices: Swedish Fathers Likely To Get 3 Months Paid Paternity Leave

Wednesday 3 June 14:19:00 UTC 2015

The Swedish government has submitted a new proposal to extend paid paternity leave for fathers from two to three months, about equal to the 14 weeks provided to mothers, while the U.S. remains last among OECD member countries in offering government-supported time off for new parents. What do you think?
[Link]

Mental Floss » Where Did the Paperweight Come From?

Wednesday 3 June 14:16:55 UTC 2015

Peter Miller via Flickr // CC BY-NC-ND 2.0 It’s hard to argue with Brendan I. Koerner who, in his 2006 piece for The New York Times, says “The store-bought paperweight is something of a metaphor for pointlessness, since any object heavier than a few ounces can prevent documents from blowing away. The water-filled globes sold at souvenir shops may be … [Link]

The Onion » News in Brief: Man Honestly Thought Breakdown Would Be More Obvious To People

Wednesday 3 June 14:02:00 UTC 2015

MAPLEWOOD, MN—Explaining that he had assumed the deterioration of his physical and psychological state would be readily apparent, 3M sales associate Mark Uhler told reporters Wednesday he honestly thought his ongoing breakdown would be more obvious to everyone around him. “Given how many times in the past month I’ve showed up to work on two hours of sleep and just … [Link]

The Onion » News in Brief: New Montana Tourism Campaign Marketed Toward Urban Bison

Wednesday 3 June 14:00:00 UTC 2015

HELENA, MT—Promising unspoiled nature and a relaxing escape from the hectic rigors of city life, a new Montana tourism advertising campaign that debuted this week is reportedly marketed toward urban bison. “We want Montana to be the only destination a bison thinks of when they need to get away from the hustle and bustle of the city,” Montana Office of … [Link]

The Onion » News in Brief: Man At Party Comes Crawling Back To Conversation He Thought He Could Do Better Than

Wednesday 3 June 13:58:00 UTC 2015

SOMERVILLE, MA—Awkwardly reengaging with the small cluster of people in the corner of his coworker’s living room, party guest David Kirsch reportedly came crawling right back to a conversation he thought he could do better than, sources confirmed over the weekend. “Hey, so I just remembered that I actually had seen Beyond Thunderdome a long time ago, but that’s the … [Link]

The Onion » News: New Music Festival Just Large Empty Field To Do Drugs In

Wednesday 3 June 13:55:00 UTC 2015

MOUNT STERLING, KY—Declaring the event a rousing success so far, organizers confirmed more than 45,000 people turned out Wednesday for the first annual Cavalcade Folk and Roots Festival, a four-day gathering that consists solely of a big empty field to do drugs in.Held on a farm in the foothills of eastern Kentucky, the festival, which continues through Friday and features … [Link]

Overheard In The Office » Why Did We Even Come in Here?

Wednesday 3 June 13:23:32 UTC 2015

Gay customer: Excuse me, [points to employee] is that man gay?Clerk: I’m not sureGay customer: He comes off as gay.Clerk: I guess…Gay customer, turning to boyfriend: I wouldnt bang him, would you?Ottawa, Ontario
Canadia [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Drones are the newest weapon in the fight against Chinese exam cheaters [Asinine]

Wednesday 3 June 13:06:56 UTC 2015

Asinine [link] [67 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this decorated pair [Photoshop]

Wednesday 3 June 13:00:01 UTC 2015

Photoshop [link] [46 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » This Alarm Clock Wakes You Up With Scent of Your Choice

Wednesday 3 June 13:00:00 UTC 2015

Here's how to make your mornings stink a little less. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » And then, there's "so drunk you set up your own fake DUI checkpoint" [Dumbass]

Wednesday 3 June 12:59:37 UTC 2015

Dumbass [link] [46 comments] [Link]

FMyLife » Zufallian says FML

Wednesday 3 June 12:55:58 UTC 2015

Today, my 14 years old brother and 9 years old sister were fighting. My brother said "You suck!" to my sister, and she replied with "You swallow!" FML [Link]

Fark.com RSS » That's some hare [Spiffy]

Wednesday 3 June 12:48:06 UTC 2015

Spiffy [link] [26 comments] [Link]

Weird Universe » Teddy Bears Remote Picnic

Wednesday 3 June 12:38:15 UTC 2015

14-year-old Emma Welch recently set a world record for the "largest teddy bears’ picnic on a mountain summit." She arranged the transport of 135 tedddy bears to the summit of Mount Snowdon in North Wales. All done for a good cause, to help raise money for brain tumor research.

But the reason she had to narrow her world record attempt … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Old and Busted: the ice-bucket challenge. New Hotness: the hold a can of Coke between your boobs challenge (not safe for work pics) [Giggity]

Wednesday 3 June 12:28:11 UTC 2015

Giggity [link] [216 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Rare ugly-ass oarfish washes ashore on Catalina Island, well just check it out for yourself [Cool]

Wednesday 3 June 12:22:11 UTC 2015

Cool [link] [27 comments] [Link]

Overheard In The Office » 9AM Back to Work

Wednesday 3 June 12:20:21 UTC 2015

Co-worker: If I didn’t have so much to do, I would get a lot more done. 3675 Ruffin Road
San Diego, California [Link]

Mental Floss » What 1950s Czechs Thought Our Kitchens Would Look Like

Wednesday 3 June 12:00:00 UTC 2015

We should be using punch card-powered mixing bowls by now. [Link]

Mental Floss » 5 Questions: Against?

Wednesday 3 June 11:45:00 UTC 2015

[Link]

Weird Universe » Wonder Woman Roller Skates

Wednesday 3 June 11:37:53 UTC 2015

These are triple-distilled nightmare fuel. How could a kid enjoy skating with a baleful Wonder Woman glaring up at the wearer like Mad Max as hood ornament?

I can only hope that these toys are re-released in conjunction with BATMAN V SUPERMAN next year. [Link]

Overheard In The Office » …According to 9 Out Of 10 Urologists.

Wednesday 3 June 11:10:28 UTC 2015

Candidate to recruiter: If they just look at the back of my resume, they'll get a hard on.Raleigh, North Carolina [Link]

FMyLife » Cammi0 says FML

Wednesday 3 June 11:03:07 UTC 2015

Today, I realized the only way I can pay my bills this month is if I steal from my 8 year old's birthday money. FML [Link]

Mental Floss » China Introduces ATMs With Face Recognition

Wednesday 3 June 11:00:00 UTC 2015

Now your face can be your password. [Link]

GraphJam » Mm, Bacon

Wednesday 3 June 10:53:09 UTC 2015

Graph by: Unknown Tagged: bacon , food , meat , Pie Chart , vegetarianism Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Women on the Internet: From Myth to Majority

Wednesday 3 June 10:53:07 UTC 2015

internet,myth,rule 30,women Graph by: (via Information Is Beautiful) Tagged: internet , myth , rule 30 , women Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Extra Olives, Please?

Wednesday 3 June 10:53:02 UTC 2015

annoying,lettuce,Pie Chart,sandwich,Subway Graph by: Unknown Tagged: annoying , lettuce , Pie Chart , sandwich , Subway Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Length Of Hair Of Male Singer vs. music genre

Wednesday 3 June 10:53:01 UTC 2015

hair length metal Music pop rap rock Graph by: Unknown Tagged: hair , length , metal , Music , pop , rap , rock Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Food Chain

Wednesday 3 June 10:53:00 UTC 2015

LoL by: kojak Tagged: animals , food , humans , plants , zombie Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » 

Wednesday 3 June 10:52:54 UTC 2015

every single one flow chart FPS goldeneye halo kill everything progress - 4104602624 Graph by: wero_shinoda Tagged: every single one , flow chart , FPS , goldeneye , halo , kill everything , progress Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Friends Don't Let Friends Facebook Drunk

Wednesday 3 June 10:52:53 UTC 2015

alcohol facebook Line Graph status update - 5664217088 Graph by: The0Replyer Tagged: alcohol , facebook , Line Graph , status update Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Chances of your parents walking in while you're watching a film

Wednesday 3 June 10:52:51 UTC 2015

Bar Graph boring dialogue explodes film head important parents scene sex walking watching Graph by: Omegastick Tagged: Bar Graph , boring , dialogue , explodes , film , head , important , parents , scene , sex , walking , watching Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Also, Shooting It At Household Objects, Animals, Cars, Buildings….

Wednesday 3 June 10:52:50 UTC 2015

Pie Chart,rubber bands,shooting Graph by: Unknown Tagged: Pie Chart , rubber bands , shooting Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » 

Wednesday 3 June 10:52:46 UTC 2015

hot medium mild packets Pie Chart spicy taco bell theft what is medium anyway is it just water - 4082675712 Graph by: roxisanoctopus Tagged: hot , medium , mild , packets , Pie Chart , spicy , taco bell , theft , what is medium anyway is it just water Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » 

Wednesday 3 June 10:52:45 UTC 2015

facebook let it snow offline outside Pie Chart snow weather - 4183129856 Graph by: linden101 Tagged: facebook , let it snow , offline , outside , Pie Chart , snow , weather Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Our Secrets Revealed

Wednesday 3 June 10:52:39 UTC 2015

brain,geek,Pie Chart,secret,shirt Graph by: Unknown Tagged: brain , geek , Pie Chart , secret , shirt Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Exam Night Anatomy

Wednesday 3 June 10:52:38 UTC 2015

studying,anatomy,school,Line Graph,exam night,stress,test,college Graph by: (via I Love Charts) Tagged: studying , anatomy , school , Line Graph , exam night , stress , test , college Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Oh God, They're Going to Freak Out Over 'Everye'

Wednesday 3 June 10:52:36 UTC 2015

comments,literal,misspelled,Pie Chart,self referential Graph by: Unknown Tagged: comments , literal , misspelled , Pie Chart , self referential Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Why Do I Always Bring All Those Shoes?

Wednesday 3 June 10:52:34 UTC 2015

clothes,packing,Travel,venn diagram Graph by: Unknown Tagged: clothes , packing , Travel , venn diagram Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » If Printed T-Shirts Told The Truth

Wednesday 3 June 10:52:29 UTC 2015

che,cracked,i have like six of these,infographic,insecure,sheep,t shirts Haters gonna hate… Graph by: Unknown Tagged: che , cracked , i have like six of these , infographic , insecure , sheep , t shirts Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Which One Are You?

Wednesday 3 June 10:52:28 UTC 2015

Graph by: HURRDURRDURP Tagged: pedo bear , Pie Chart , pirates , politicians Share on Facebook [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Father accused of losing his shiat because his son wasn't potty trained [Sad]

Wednesday 3 June 10:20:31 UTC 2015

Sad [link] [101 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » You can get a grand jury to indict a ham sandwich. But even the most skillful attorney can't get one to indict a 33-year-old yoga teacher of drunkenly performing oral sex on a 15-year-old boy at a Bar Mitzvah party [Followup]

Wednesday 3 June 10:08:15 UTC 2015

Followup [link] [139 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Morning Cup of Links: The Evolution of Frankenstein's Bride

Wednesday 3 June 10:00:20 UTC 2015

Penny Dreadful: Lily and Her Bride of Frankenstein Heritage. Even if you don’t watch the TV series, read the article for its look at the history of Dr. Frankenstein’s second creation.
*
A good dog will help you with anything -even proposing! Here are 14 Precious Pups Who Helped Their Owners Pop The Question.
*
10 Action Films That Changed Everything. … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Mother accused of mailing marijuana to jail inside a Bible. Holy smokes [Strange]

Wednesday 3 June 9:59:54 UTC 2015

Strange [link] [26 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » This seal is carrying a sensor to help scientists study the seas near Antarctica, and he seems pretty pissed off about it [Interesting]

Wednesday 3 June 9:56:33 UTC 2015

Interesting [link] [24 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » France is trolling Francis. Will they get a bite? [Followup]

Wednesday 3 June 9:32:05 UTC 2015

Followup [link] [23 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » In an effort to fight extremely underage drinking, governor blocks bill that would allow baby pictures on beer bottles [Stupid]

Wednesday 3 June 9:16:06 UTC 2015

Stupid [link] [35 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Someone is covertly choking chickens in South Carolina [Creepy]

Wednesday 3 June 8:37:54 UTC 2015

Creepy [link] [28 comments] [Link]

FMyLife » Jrex89 says FML

Wednesday 3 June 8:32:03 UTC 2015

Today, I got woken up and kicked out of bed. Apparently if I cheat in her dreams it still counts. FML [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Actual headline: "Manatee teen pregnancy emerging from the shadows" [Florida]

Wednesday 3 June 8:06:00 UTC 2015

Florida [link] [22 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Pop Chart Lab's Latest Features A Mouthwatering Array of Sandwiches

Wednesday 3 June 8:00:00 UTC 2015

Pop Chart Lab. Click to enlarge. The latest poster from Pop Chart Lab isn't just beautiful—it's essentially a visual cookbook featuring eye-catching combos for over 90 sandwiches. The lunchtime staples are divided into categories based on main meat (or veggie) and then broken down into their various delectable constituents. A handy notation guide offers up info about serving temperature and … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Yes Virginia, Georgia's open carry law DOES extend to the world's busiest airport. You can even bring your AR-15 [Murica]

Wednesday 3 June 7:00:51 UTC 2015

Murica [link] [303 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Awe May Make Us Kinder to Each Other

Wednesday 3 June 6:58:01 UTC 2015

Feeling awestruck can boost our helpfulness towards others. [Link]

Futility Closet » Three Coins

Wednesday 3 June 6:30:45 UTC 2015

Three coins are lying on a table: a quarter, a half dollar, and a silver dollar. You claim one coin, I’ll claim the other two, and then we’ll toss all three. A coin that lands tails counts zero, and a coin that lands heads wins its value (in cents, 25, 50, or 100) for its owner. Whichever of us has … [Link]

Mental Floss » 7 Stories Stephen King Refuses to Publish

Wednesday 3 June 6:00:00 UTC 2015

The horror icon would really rather you not read any of these. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Antique store claims to have Eva Braun's panties for sale, says they're guaranteed to raise a fuhrer [Repeat]

Wednesday 3 June 5:55:00 UTC 2015

Repeat [link] [34 comments] [Link]

FMyLife » work_while_bent says FML

Wednesday 3 June 4:51:46 UTC 2015

Today, I sneezed and ended up in the emergency room. How? Apparently the sneeze dislodged a kidney stone that is now slowly, painfully working its way from my kidney to my bladder so that I can piss it out. FML [Link]

FMyLife » Milo says FML

Wednesday 3 June 4:20:42 UTC 2015

Today, one of my tires blew out on the highway. I managed to slow down and pull over without dying, and went to get my spare tire. I found it right where it was supposed to be, knifed to hell and with a taunting note from my psycho ex taped to it. We broke up nearly 3 years ago. FML [Link]

Mental Floss » A Suit That Forces People to Face Aging

Wednesday 3 June 4:00:00 UTC 2015

Here's how one team is using technology to facilitate tough conversations about long-term care. [Link]

Mental Floss » Celebrate 50 Years of Spacewalks with this NASA Documentary

Wednesday 3 June 3:00:00 UTC 2015

Celebrate 50 years of spacewalks the right way by watching NASA’s new documentary Suit Up. The short film documents the history of extravehicular activity (EVA), commonly known as spacewalks, starting with the first two EVAs. These were conducted by Russian astronaut Alexey Leonov in March 1965 and by American astronaut Edward White in June 1965. Also featured are interviews with … [Link]

FMyLife » Anonymous says FML

Wednesday 3 June 2:53:20 UTC 2015

Today, I was riding my newly trained horse. I've recently been suffering from bad gas, and ended up farting so violently, it spooked my horse into bucking me off and running away. FML [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Controversial new drug referred to as "Viagra for women" under FDA scrutiny. The drug, called "red wine," allegedly increases a woman's libido [Misc]

Wednesday 3 June 2:32:29 UTC 2015

Misc [link] [89 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Endangered Sawfish Reproduce Through "Virgin Birth"

Wednesday 3 June 2:30:00 UTC 2015

For the first time, scientists have discovered a fish that can asexually reproduce in the wild. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » If the photos aren't good enough, you're not close enough–and Yellowstone's bison will definitely tell you when your photos are really, really good [Dumbass]

Wednesday 3 June 2:26:02 UTC 2015

Dumbass [link] [68 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 10 One-Letter Place Names

Wednesday 3 June 2:00:00 UTC 2015

It’s easy to overlook the fact that place names, just like words, have their own histories, etymologies, and meanings. Paris, for instance, is named after an ancient European tribe called the Parisii. Dublin comes from the Irish dubh linn, meaning "black pool." Tokyo literally means "eastern capital." And as for Chicago—well, it probably means something like "place of the wild … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Pilot unaware of midair collision until after landing, when he found himself parked on top of the other plane [Scary]

Wednesday 3 June 1:41:06 UTC 2015

Scary [link] [65 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » NASA is Designing a Plane Coating to Slough Off Bugs

Wednesday 3 June 1:30:00 UTC 2015

Little bugs can turn into big problems for jets. When dead bugs accumulate on the body and wings of an airplane, it disrupts what’s called laminar flow, the smooth movement of the air across the surface of the plane. This, in turn, causes turbulence and drag, increasing the amount of fuel necessary to fly. For years, NASA’s bug team has … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Oxford U's Vice-Chancellor thinks Americans overreacted to 9/11 because they aren't as resilient as Brits. Which explains that tame and balanced reaction to Northern Ireland and the IRA [Dumbass]

Wednesday 3 June 1:20:02 UTC 2015

Dumbass [link] [118 comments] [Link]

FMyLife » skid says FML

Wednesday 3 June 1:11:12 UTC 2015

Today, I took part in a bouquet toss. The "single ladies" consisted of myself and several girls under the age of ten. I'm 31. FML [Link]

FMyLife » Donewithit says FML

Wednesday 3 June 1:11:11 UTC 2015

Today, my class was called to the auditorium. We were told that some asshat proctor took a picture of our testing room during out test and posted it on Facebook. Someone noticed that according to the rules, we were sitting too close to each other, so now we have to retake the whole test. FML [Link]

Mental Floss » This 20-Year-Old Invented a New Way to Clean Up the Oceans

Wednesday 3 June 1:00:00 UTC 2015

Boyan Slat has crowdfunded $2 million for an innovative plan to scoop up ocean garbage. [Link]

Weird Universe » Is the new Barbie doll gonna be banned in the Pentagon like Furby ?

Wednesday 3 June 0:34:56 UTC 2015

Is the Pentagon gonna ban this doll like they did the Furby?

http://money.cnn.com/video/news/201~

[Link]

Mental Floss » Favorite Fast Food Burgers by State

Wednesday 3 June 0:02:27 UTC 2015

Click to enlarge Most people love a good burger. But where is the best fast food joint to pick one up? Everyone has a different opinion, and many of those hungry people voiced them on Ranker.com. These are the results of a poll—so if you have any objections, be sure to head over to Ranker and put in your two … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this NASA Orion spacecraft thermal window inspection [Photoshop]

Wednesday 3 June 0:00:01 UTC 2015

Photoshop [link] [34 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Yawning Is Contagious for Some Parakeets, Too

Wednesday 3 June 0:00:00 UTC 2015

We thought yawns were contagious only among a few select mammals. But one bird gets the yawns too. [Link]

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