John Gordon Ross

A Man for All Reasons

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Whittle It a Little, It’ll Fit

Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”

Mental Floss » 7 NPR Spoofs To Get You Through Pledge Drive Season

Monday 18 May 23:30:00 UTC 2015

Image Credit: Yahoo For public radio listeners, it’s pledge drive season once again—that time of year when the good people at NPR interrupt your favorite programming and urge you to give, luring you in with the possibility of a tote bag or your very own coffee mug. Since May 3, 1971, when "All Things Considered" became its first program to … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » A handy guide to the price of pot in every state – for no particular reason, man [Interesting]

Monday 18 May 23:09:18 UTC 2015

Interesting [link] [117 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Meet Jonathan, the 183-Year-Old Tortoise

Monday 18 May 23:00:00 UTC 2015

At an estimated 183 years old, Jonathan the Tortoise just might be the world’s oldest living land creature. He resides at Plantation House on the island of St. Helena, a small island in the South Atlantic. Nobody's quite sure how he got there, nor how he managed to survive during a time when thousands of others like him ended up … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » New from Hasbro, it's My First Reproductive Organ. Grab one today [Strange]

Monday 18 May 22:40:35 UTC 2015

Strange [link] [41 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » What do you do when you're CPS and you discover 200 messages asking for help? Delete them and go on with your day, of course [Interesting]

Monday 18 May 22:30:54 UTC 2015

Interesting [link] [46 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 23 Things That David Letterman Invented

Monday 18 May 22:30:00 UTC 2015

As the innovative progenitor of the ironic comedy era gets ready to sign off, we look back at David Letterman's greatest comedic inventions. [Link]

The Onion » American Voices: Scientists: Flies May Have Capacity For Fear

Monday 18 May 22:03:00 UTC 2015

According to new research from Caltech, fruit flies are capable of entering a fear-like state when they see a shadow from a fly swatter, suggesting that small insects might contain the building blocks for emotion, though it’s unclear whether they experience emotions the way humans do. What do you think?
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Mental Floss » Essential Talking Points for the Dark Ride Enthusiast

Monday 18 May 22:00:00 UTC 2015

Mark Willard, Flickr // CC BY NC ND 2.0 Dark rides, also known as ghost trains, are those amusement parks rides where you’re carried through a building by a vehicle on a track. They include everything from Hersheypark’s Chocolate World to Disney’s It's a Small World, to many of the haunted houses I’ve loved since I was a kid—like the … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Legoland Hotel to open Friday in Winter Haven. Difficulty: You have to build your own room [Cool]

Monday 18 May 21:32:13 UTC 2015

Cool [link] [29 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » The police are coming for control of the restaurants next [Followup]

Monday 18 May 21:31:47 UTC 2015

Followup [link] [41 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 17 Windproof Facts About Zippo Lighters

Monday 18 May 21:30:00 UTC 2015

Wikimedia Commons This iconic American brand has been around since 1933, but you might not know its rich history. 1. The original lighter was inspired by a clunkier Austrian version. The idea for the windproof lighter emerged in Bradford, Penn. in 1932. George Blaisdell was smoking a cigarette on the porch of the Bradford Country Club when he noticed a … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Study finds gay, bisexual teens more likely to get pregnant than straight peers. Wait, what? [Strange]

Monday 18 May 21:14:42 UTC 2015

Strange [link] [84 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » "There were these policemen with guns running around Saint Alfege's churchyard, everybody in their floaty clothes, and these officers looked like something out of Rambo. It was quite surreal. I said to the vicar, 'More tea, vicar?'&#3

Monday 18 May 21:05:35 UTC 2015

Strange [link] [25 comments] [Link]

FMyLife » norpedo says FML

Monday 18 May 20:57:15 UTC 2015

Today, in bare consciousness, I found out what it feels like to be stabbed in the hand with an earring. How? By slamming my hand on the snooze button of my alarm and missing horribly. FML [Link]

FMyLife » Idle_Twin says FML

Monday 18 May 20:57:14 UTC 2015

Today, I was finishing my chest workout at the gym when this really cute girl started using the machine next to me. To impress her, I tried lifting a lot of weight on the barbell. It ended up landing on my neck and she had to help me get it off. FML [Link]

Mental Floss » 10 Smart Things To Pack in Your Carry-On (And One Not To)

Monday 18 May 20:46:21 UTC 2015

Presented by Delta [Link]

Mental Floss » 15 Unique Illnesses You Can Only Come Down With in German

Monday 18 May 20:46:05 UTC 2015

The German language is so perfectly suited for these syndromes, coming down with them in any other language just won’t do. [Link]

Mental Floss » The Missing Links: Darth Vader Spoils the Movie

Monday 18 May 20:30:00 UTC 2015

Darth Vader really is evil. He kills people, blows up planets and gives out movie spoilers. The actor inside the Vader suit in the original trilogy gave away the biggest twist in Star Wars, or film, history. * Is this the best slam dunk of all time? What do you think? * This series of photos gives you a very … [Link]

Mental Floss » 15 Things You Might Not Know About 'Of Mice and Men'

Monday 18 May 20:30:00 UTC 2015

You probably spent some time as a teenager reading John Steinbeck’s novella Of Mice and Men. Even if you know about Lennie and George’s heartbreaking pursuit of life, liberty, and a hutch full of rabbits, there are a few things you might have missed about the iconic story during English class. 1. STEINBECK HAD DONE LENNIE AND GEORGE’S GIG. Although … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » If you use Airbnb to rent out a room in your house and the couple who takes a 2-week reservation ends up staying long enough to establish residency and won't leave until you pay them $1000, you may be doing it wrong [Fail]

Monday 18 May 20:08:29 UTC 2015

Fail [link] [182 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Futuristic Locket Gives You Access to Unlimited Pictures

Monday 18 May 20:00:00 UTC 2015

As wearables continue to grow in popularity, the desire for more sleek and stylish gadgets increases. Purple by Artefact is a contemporary spin on the classic locket that allows its owner to see endless pictures from friends and family with the flick of a finger. The high-tech pendant connects to your social media wirelessly so you can import pictures and … [Link]

Mental Floss » Pick the States That Border Kentucky

Monday 18 May 20:00:00 UTC 2015

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Fark.com RSS » Whiskey vagina is real, ladies [Obvious]

Monday 18 May 19:54:59 UTC 2015

Obvious [link] [109 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Think you like "Friends"? Not as much as this guy [Scary]

Monday 18 May 19:54:03 UTC 2015

Scary [link] [76 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Terrible Jokes from an 1886 Handwritten Gag Book

Monday 18 May 19:30:00 UTC 2015

The jokes are carefully numbered, 1-530, and most are absolutely terrible. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » California golf courses begin water-saving measures. To be penalized for landing in a water hazard, golfers now need to hit a slice bad enough to end up in Oregon [Followup]

Monday 18 May 19:27:40 UTC 2015

Followup [link] [39 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » How the dog got a place in the family home, steak [Interesting]

Monday 18 May 19:24:50 UTC 2015

Interesting [link] [17 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 11 Fascinating Facts About ‘Goodnight Moon’

Monday 18 May 19:00:00 UTC 2015

Goodnight Moon, a deceptively simple children’s book that falls somewhere between a going-to-sleep narrative and a lullaby, will turn 68 later this year—and yet it remains one of the most universal cultural references even all these decades later. Here are a few things you might not have known about Margaret Wise Brown's sparse classic. 1. Goodnight Moon's style reflects real … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Fark NotNewsletter: Now with a dose of TotalFark Discussion [FarkBlog]

Monday 18 May 18:55:41 UTC 2015

FarkBlog [link] [187 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Bad: Falling into a coma. Worse: Waking up thinking you're Matthew McConaughey [Strange]

Monday 18 May 18:53:58 UTC 2015

Strange [link] [44 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Family arrested for smuggling guns was "probably the most anti-gun family I've ever met" [Followup]

Monday 18 May 18:50:54 UTC 2015

Followup [link] [71 comments] [Link]

The Onion » Infographic: Famous Television Finales

Monday 18 May 18:49:00 UTC 2015

The award-winning AMC series Mad Men ended its seven-season run on Sunday night and drew critical acclaim for its final episode, a conclusion that many felt was poignant and satisfying. Here are some other memorable TV finales across the years: The Wire: McNulty, Bunk, and the rest of the narcotics unit stand on a hill overlooking a newly crimeless Baltimore, … [Link]

Mental Floss » Living Bio-Concrete Can Heal Itself

Monday 18 May 18:30:00 UTC 2015

Image Credit: Delft University of Technology Concrete is the world’s most common building material, and a particularly long-lasting one. Concrete structures from the Roman Empire still stand today. But it’s not indestructible, and when this cement mixture cracks under pressure, it’s both dangerous and expensive to fix. Cracks in concrete allow in salt and water that can corrode the steel … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » You know that Sovereign Citizen who's been telling you over and over that income taxes are illegal? Well, the Supreme Court just kinda agreed with him [Spiffy]

Monday 18 May 18:22:42 UTC 2015

Spiffy [link] [130 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » If you've been making jokes about the guy arrested for stealing macaroni salad, his mom would like you to stop [Amusing]

Monday 18 May 18:16:21 UTC 2015

Amusing [link] [72 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » General Movie Trivia Questions

Monday 18 May 18:00:00 UTC 2015

How many can you answer without getting one wrong? [Link]

Mental Floss » There Are Genetic Differences Between Early Risers and Night Owls

Monday 18 May 18:00:00 UTC 2015

Whether or not you’re a morning person may be encoded in your DNA. A team of geneticists from the University of Leicester has identified almost 80 genes in flies that seem to be associated with different circadian rhythms, as they explain in a new study published in the journal Frontiers in Neurology. Fruit flies are often used as model organisms … [Link]

Futility Closet » Forward and Back

Monday 18 May 17:54:44 UTC 2015

When my brother and I built and flew the first man-carrying flying machine, we thought that we were introducing into the world an invention which would make further wars practically impossible. That we were not alone in this thought is evidenced by the fact that the French Peace Society presented us with medals on account of our invention. We thought … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » At age 86, Dr. Ruth Westheimer is still making all of her grandchildren and great-grandchildren really uncomfortable at family gatherings [Spiffy]

Monday 18 May 17:51:56 UTC 2015

Spiffy [link] [75 comments] [Link]

The Onion » News in Brief: Wedding Guest Blissfully Unaware She Barely Made The Cut

Monday 18 May 17:51:00 UTC 2015

CARLISLE, PA—Saying she was having a “wonderful time” as she danced and socialized with fellow guests Saturday night, wedding-goer Corinne Bauer was said to be blissfully unaware she had barely made the cut to receive an invitation. “The ceremony was just gorgeous, and you couldn’t have asked for more perfect weather,” said the wholly oblivious Bauer, 29, who narrowly beat … [Link]

The Onion » News in Brief: Study: Average Father Thinks About Sealing In Meat’s Juices 4 To 5 Hours A Day

Monday 18 May 17:46:00 UTC 2015

VILLANOVA, PA—Confirming that it is the single most frequent thought on fathers’ minds, a study released Monday by researchers at Villanova University found that the average dad thinks about sealing in meat’s juices between four and five hours per day. “Our research indicates that the typical dad thinks about sealing the juices into steaks, burgers, chops, and other meats hundreds … [Link]

The Onion » Editorial Cartoon: Wall Or Nothing

Monday 18 May 17:38:00 UTC 2015


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Mental Floss » 17 Amazing Facts About He-Man (Powered by Grayskull)

Monday 18 May 17:30:00 UTC 2015

In 1982, toy stores began to receive stock for a peculiar new line of action figures. With a hyper-muscular frame nearly as wide as he was tall and crouched in an attack stance, He-Man was a radical departure from the long and lean heroes of G.I. Joe or the puny dimensions of Luke Skywalker. Here was a burly swordsman whose … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Whiny revenue whore whines about adblockers … say has anyone fed the FARK squirrel lately? [Asinine]

Monday 18 May 17:02:57 UTC 2015

Asinine [link] [225 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 20 Things You Didn't Know About Dairy Queen

Monday 18 May 17:00:00 UTC 2015

What does "Brazier" mean, anyway? [Link]

The Onion » Slideshow: The Week In Pictures – Week Of May 18, 2015

Monday 18 May 16:41:00 UTC 2015


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Fark.com RSS » How do you know when your haircut has gone wrong? When the stylist starts crying and they refuse to let you look in the mirror [Scary]

Monday 18 May 16:29:56 UTC 2015

Scary [link] [171 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Science confirms it's not what you know but who you know: "As humans, we store a lot of our most vital information in other people's heads" [Interesting]

Monday 18 May 16:22:52 UTC 2015

Interesting [link] [40 comments] [Link]

FMyLife » hobo says FML

Monday 18 May 16:22:34 UTC 2015

Today, I woke up to "we're leaving". I'm now homeless because my Dad and his girlfriend got into an argument over toilet paper. FML [Link]

FMyLife » smellynelly says FML

Monday 18 May 16:22:33 UTC 2015

Today, I found out the reason my co-workers have been giving me gum every day is not because of their generosity, but because everyone in the office thinks my breath smells. FML [Link]

Mental Floss » Morning Cup of Links: X-Men and Avengers

Monday 18 May 16:10:08 UTC 2015

14 Avengers Who Were Also X-Men. We’re not surprised that being born a mutant can be a shortcut to superhero status.
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10 Incredible Bits Of Advice From Famous Writers' Commencement Speeches. Inspiring, no matter how long ago you graduated.
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This May Be The Biggest Picture Day Fail Of All Time. But honestly, who expects toddlers to sit still … [Link]

The Onion » News in Brief: Self-Deprecating Man Just Scratching Surface Of How Pathetic He Actually Is

Monday 18 May 16:04:00 UTC 2015

MILL VALLEY, CA—Noting that there are dozens of awful aspects of his personality that he hasn’t even begun to address, sources confirmed Monday that local 28-year-old Ryan Glass’ constant self-deprecation only scratches the surface of how truly pathetic he is. “I should just apologize to people in advance when they try to get in touch with me; it always takes … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » By law, Amtrak's liability for the Philadelphia train wreck limited to $200 million dollars. After paying lawyers, that is about $755 per passenger [Sad]

Monday 18 May 15:56:24 UTC 2015

Sad [link] [59 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Woman who absconded with her child days after getting a visit from Child Protective Services says she "probably overreacted" [Florida]

Monday 18 May 15:52:20 UTC 2015

Florida [link] [50 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Former Congressional candidate arrested for planning to massacre an entire town of American Muslims, saying, "We will cut them to shreds" [Sick]

Monday 18 May 15:52:00 UTC 2015

Sick [link] [190 comments] [Link]

The Onion » American Voices: Study: Most Parents Of Obese Children Think Kids Are ‘Just Right’

Monday 18 May 15:39:00 UTC 2015

According to a new study, most parents of obese children don’t recognize their own child as obese because they measure him or her to peers rather than medical standards and estimate that the child is “about the right weight” even if they are significantly overweight. What do you think?
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Mental Floss » A Day in the Outback with Australia's Most Popular Postman

Monday 18 May 15:30:00 UTC 2015

No one loves the mailman quite like outback Australians do. It’s mid-afternoon when the truck pulls into the dusty driveway in front of a small ranch house. The door bangs open and a small blond boy comes running down the walk pushing a big yellow Tonka. He wraps a hearty hug around the mailman’s legs—and receives a pat on the … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Thug with a string of priors involved in another shooting, why there is no longer a Carl Senior, and Grindr to sell for a key of meth, a case of poppers, and two gallons of lube: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 5/10 – 5/16 [Far

Monday 18 May 15:27:27 UTC 2015

FarkBlog [link] [3 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » A shy, gay man from West Virginia found himself operating "the largest gay escort service in Washington, D.C" [Interesting]

Monday 18 May 15:24:45 UTC 2015

Interesting [link] [37 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Once again, when a headline ends with a question mark, you know the answer is automatically "no" [Obvious]

Monday 18 May 15:01:52 UTC 2015

Obvious [link] [71 comments] [Link]

Weird Universe » News of the Weird / Plus, May 18, 2015

Monday 18 May 15:00:10 UTC 2015

News of the Weird / Plus
May 18, 2015 (Part 1) [weird stuff that made me excited (frightened) (ROTFL) (appalled) last week, some of which will appear in News of the Weird soon] [Part 1 on Monday, Part 2 on Tuesday]

Once Again–Rothko! Every time Mark Rothko’s Untitled, (Yellow and Blue) gets resold, it provokes News of the Weird to … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Elian Gonzalez emerges from Cuban prison, thanks Americans for their love, then gets forcibly extracted from his press conference by armed soldiers [Florida]

Monday 18 May 14:37:58 UTC 2015

Florida [link] [108 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 9 Ways Japanese Schools Are Different From American Schools

Monday 18 May 14:30:00 UTC 2015

They say education is the foundation of society—and since Japanese and American societies are different in many ways, it may not surprise you that aspects of the two countries’ educational systems are like chalk and cheese. To find out just how different learning your ABCs (or あいうs) can be in the U.S. and Japan, study up on these nine things … [Link]

Weird Universe » In-home lice removal

Monday 18 May 14:17:01 UTC 2015

This company has found an odd, but apparently profitable, niche: "personalized and discreet head lice removal services" in the comfort of your own home.

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Fark.com RSS » That didn't take long [Followup]

Monday 18 May 14:08:53 UTC 2015

Followup [link] [406 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Where Does Space Begin?

Monday 18 May 14:00:00 UTC 2015

If 'Star Trek' has taught us anything, it's that space is "the final frontier." But where exactly does that frontier lie? It depends on whom you ask. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » The finalists in Britain's annual Shed Of The Year competition have been announced, and they're spectacular (pics) [Cool]

Monday 18 May 13:51:48 UTC 2015

Cool [link] [38 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » If you shoot a man and he dies, it's murder. However, if you shoot a man and he dies because he refused a potentially life-saving blood transfusion due to his religion, is it really murder? This, folks, is why we have lawyers [Interesting]

Monday 18 May 13:49:04 UTC 2015

Interesting [link] [167 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 5 Things We Learned from John Oliver on 'Bullseye'

Monday 18 May 13:30:00 UTC 2015

5. He Met His Wife-To-Be at the Republican National Convention [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop theme: What your hometown will look like in 100 years [Photoshop]

Monday 18 May 13:00:01 UTC 2015

Photoshop [link] [50 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » 192 people face charges after the Waco biker shootout, in the best news for criminal defence lawyers since the OJ Simpson verdict [Followup]

Monday 18 May 12:52:54 UTC 2015

Followup [link] [217 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Columbiana University and Barkley University are apparently not real [Fail]

Monday 18 May 12:30:48 UTC 2015

Fail [link] [76 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 12 Snuffly Facts About Pugs

Monday 18 May 12:30:00 UTC 2015

These wrinkly-faced dogs have an adorably rich history. [Link]

Weird Universe » Robot Commando Or Zeroids? Your Choice!

Monday 18 May 12:25:47 UTC 2015

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Futility Closet » Podcast Episode 58: English as She Is Spoke

Monday 18 May 12:09:25 UTC 2015


In 1855 Pedro Carolino decided to write a Portuguese-English phrasebook despite the fact that he didn’t actually speak English. The result is one of the all-time masterpieces of unintentional comedy, a language guide full of phrases like “The ears are too length” and “He has spit in my coat.” In this episode of the Futility Closet podcast we’ll sample Carolino’s … [Link]

Mental Floss » 5 Questions: Nautical Nooks

Monday 18 May 11:15:00 UTC 2015

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Fark.com RSS » Nigerians to serve mankind [Sick]

Monday 18 May 11:11:39 UTC 2015

Sick [link] [72 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » To circumcise or not to circumcise, that is the question / Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous lawyers' fees / Or to take arms against a sea of judgments / And by opposing flee them [Florida]

Monday 18 May 10:39:46 UTC 2015

Florida [link] [282 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Display Your Favorite Books on the Wall Like Works of Art

Monday 18 May 10:30:00 UTC 2015

Seiko Ishikawa // 3xDesign If you have a particularly beautiful book, but limited coffee table space, consider sticking it on your wall. The handy Tape Shelf comes in the form of four braces that can be stuck into the wall push-pin style, and are designed to make it look like you taped your books to the wall. This way, the … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Dominique Sharpton sues NYC to the tune of $5 million after spraining her ankle. I guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree [Asinine]

Monday 18 May 10:25:18 UTC 2015

Asinine [link] [73 comments] [Link]

FMyLife » creepedoutmom says FML

Monday 18 May 10:14:40 UTC 2015

Today, I took my family to Disneyland. My husband had more fun than my five year old daughter. He was hitting on the princesses. FML [Link]

FMyLife » no more flips says FML

Monday 18 May 10:14:39 UTC 2015

Today, I decided to impress my friends by doing a flip on the trampoline. What did impress them, was my lack of tears after I hit the edge of the trampoline and broke my nose. FML [Link]

FMyLife » PISSED OFF says FML

Monday 18 May 10:14:38 UTC 2015

Today, I bought an expensive video game and decided to show it off and post a photo of it on Instagram. When I got home to play it, it rejected my activation key. I then realised it was showing in the Instagram post. FML [Link]

GraphJam » Romance Vampires Books in "Teen" Section

Monday 18 May 10:11:43 UTC 2015

books bookstore romance teen vampires venn diagram - 3502283264 Graph by: eraera10 Tagged: books , bookstore , romance , teen , vampires , venn diagram Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Animal abuse in peta's view

Monday 18 May 10:11:42 UTC 2015

abuse,angry,animals,bad,Bar Graph,beating,cooking,illegal,looking,owning,peta,showing,terrible,touching Graph by: MitchZer0 Tagged: abuse , angry , animals , bad , Bar Graph , beating , cooking , illegal , looking , owning , peta , showing , terrible , touching Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Talking speeds

Monday 18 May 10:11:41 UTC 2015

Graph by: sm9sn1 Tagged: adult , auction , bar graphs , children , fast , radio , slow , spanish , speed , talking , teenage , TV Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » When You Should Start Dating According To

Monday 18 May 10:11:40 UTC 2015

When You Should Start Dating According To Graph by: Spartan004 Tagged: age , Bar Graph , dating , disney channel , never , parents , school , start Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » I Didn't Even Know Some of These Were Options

Monday 18 May 10:11:37 UTC 2015

Graph by: noisebeard Tagged: Pie Chart , salad , salad bar , toppings Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » That's Why Old Couples Hate Each Other

Monday 18 May 10:11:36 UTC 2015

Graph by: RavenRawr Tagged: age , attractiveness , couples , hate , old Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Red Belt? Pfft, Is That Even a Thing?

Monday 18 May 10:11:35 UTC 2015

Bar Graph,martial arts,success Graph by: Unknown Tagged: Bar Graph , martial arts , success Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » 

Monday 18 May 10:11:34 UTC 2015

cursing mario Mario Kart nintendo Pie Chart swears - 3999289856 Graph by: Dantopia Tagged: cursing , mario , Mario Kart , nintendo , Pie Chart , swears Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Winners of Miss Universe

Monday 18 May 10:11:33 UTC 2015

Bar Graph beautiful beauty pageant earth miss universe rest universe winners - 3361290496 Graph by: Rafacombr Tagged: Bar Graph , beautiful , beauty pageant , earth , miss universe , rest , universe , winners Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Timmy's Dad Knows What's Up

Monday 18 May 10:11:32 UTC 2015

Graph by: yongcong1 Tagged: dinkleberg , fairly odd parents , Memes , parents , Pie Chart , timmy Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Hot Like Fire

Monday 18 May 10:11:30 UTC 2015

Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: cool science , Video Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » iKnot

Monday 18 May 10:11:29 UTC 2015

ipod,knot,Memes,pocket Submitted by: Tacotacotacotaco Tagged: ipod , knot , Memes , pocket Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » It's Funny Because it was AlgeBRA

Monday 18 May 10:11:28 UTC 2015

algebra,calculator,digital numbers,math,Pie Chart,school Graph by: LoneWolfTao Tagged: algebra , calculator , digital numbers , math , Pie Chart , school Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Why Can't They Figure This Out Sooner?

Monday 18 May 10:11:25 UTC 2015

Armageddon cloning dinosaur Doesn't everyone want to experience Death by Dinosaur? Or is that just me? Graph by: Unknown Tagged: Armageddon , cloning , dinosaur Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » That Tastes Like Feet

Monday 18 May 10:11:23 UTC 2015

Graph by: sweetbooks Tagged: bad , cooking , Line Graph , Party , tasty Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » They're Too Mainstream to Understand What It Is

Monday 18 May 10:11:22 UTC 2015

annoying,hipsters,mainstream,Pie Chart Graph by: kenbez123 Tagged: annoying , hipsters , mainstream , Pie Chart Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Why I Am Majoring in Physics

Monday 18 May 10:11:19 UTC 2015

college lightsaber major mankind physics school science star wars understanding universe - 3493076224 Graph by: greenlantern1416 Tagged: college , lightsaber , major , mankind , physics , school , science , star wars , understanding , universe Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Things people think I'll do because I like Heavy Metal.

Monday 18 May 10:11:18 UTC 2015

angry Babies children eat everyone girl guitar heavy metal Music normal Pie Chart scare school shoot teenage Graph by: Rayray94 Tagged: angry , Babies , children , eat , everyone , girl , guitar , heavy metal , Music , normal , Pie Chart , scare , school , shoot , teenage Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Destroy ALL the Stuff

Monday 18 May 10:11:17 UTC 2015

coins,legos,Pie Chart,video games Graph by: Regrubezeehc Tagged: coins , legos , Pie Chart , video games Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » I Bet You Think You're So Much Better Than Me

Monday 18 May 10:11:15 UTC 2015

best of week,eating,food,Pie Chart,respect,vegan,vegetarian Graph by: buckles_b (via Bite) Tagged: best of week , eating , food , Pie Chart , respect , vegan , vegetarian Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Seasons in the Sun

Monday 18 May 10:11:13 UTC 2015

hell,hot,Pie Chart,season,summer,sun,texas Graph by: awilyuh Tagged: hell , hot , Pie Chart , season , summer , sun , texas Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » I Guess I Shouldn't Have Taken Lessons From That Witch

Monday 18 May 10:11:10 UTC 2015

basics,best of week,sign language,witch Graph by: (via Poorly Drawn Lines) Tagged: basics , best of week , sign language , witch Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » People you believe

Monday 18 May 10:11:07 UTC 2015

believe book friend people Pie Chart professional talking website wikipedia Graph by: The_mE Tagged: believe , book , friend , people , Pie Chart , professional , talking , website , wikipedia Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » How Computers Have Changed Our Lives

Monday 18 May 10:11:06 UTC 2015

Graph by: Vane_275 Tagged: best of week , computers , internet , social network Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » We're Going to Need a Bigger Bag

Monday 18 May 10:11:05 UTC 2015

bag best of week movies Popcorn trailers - 5670089728 Graph by: jjgertyuh Tagged: bag , best of week , movies , Popcorn , trailers Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Now Kiss!

Monday 18 May 10:11:03 UTC 2015

Graph by: Unknown Tagged: mythbusters , now kiss , Pie Chart , tory belleci Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Pisses everyone off Solves problems Honking at other cars

Monday 18 May 10:11:01 UTC 2015

Graph by: willmaxwell Tagged: cars , children , drive , driving , explosions , honking , leak , movies , package post , Pie Chart , police , rules , school zone , speed , speeding , speedometer , venn diagram Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Dripping with Embarrassment

Monday 18 May 10:10:57 UTC 2015

Aunt Flo,cashier,girl problems,lady canals,periods,Pie Chart,tampons Oh God, he knows how wide I am. Graph by: Archadell Tagged: Aunt Flo , cashier , girl problems , lady canals , periods , Pie Chart , tampons Share on Facebook [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Mick Jagger is one of the savviest political observers in the world [Obvious]

Monday 18 May 9:20:29 UTC 2015

Obvious [link] [33 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Not to be out done by some biker shooting, 42 people and an ambulance have been shot in Chicago over the weekend [Scary]

Monday 18 May 8:47:21 UTC 2015

Scary [link] [99 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » McDonald's to Start Serving Kale

Monday 18 May 7:30:00 UTC 2015

Aol.com screenshot Just a few short months after mocking the leafy stuff (and the foodies who partake) in a Big Mac commercial that features the voiceover proclaiming their lettuce "will never be kale," McDonald's announced that they will roll out a new breakfast bowl that blends kale and spinach with turkey sausage and egg whites. The announcement comes on the … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Legendary BASE jumper makes his final impact on the world [Sad]

Monday 18 May 6:41:21 UTC 2015

Sad [link] [160 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Middle Eastern country admits to buying nuclear weapons [Scary]

Monday 18 May 6:30:13 UTC 2015

Scary [link] [125 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Curious George's Great Escape

Monday 18 May 6:30:00 UTC 2015

How the inquisitive monkey and two bicycles saved a German couple's lives. [Link]

Mental Floss » 8 Unlikely Animal Surrogate Parents

Monday 18 May 5:30:00 UTC 2015

Cleveland Animal Protective League Twitter In the animal world, a good parent can be hard to come by. Most snakes will abandon their eggs, harp seals nurse their pups for just 12 days before leaving them on the ice (where they stay for up to six weeks without eating before entering the ocean on their own), and some animals, like … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » On second thought, dropping 700,000 tires into the ocean may not have been the best idea [Florida]

Monday 18 May 4:51:45 UTC 2015

Florida [link] [94 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Some people usually break a lamp or punch a pillow in frustration. Then there's this guy [Strange]

Monday 18 May 3:57:28 UTC 2015

Strange [link] [31 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Japan's island chain increases by 1 [Followup]

Monday 18 May 2:01:06 UTC 2015

Followup [link] [42 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this vegeterrorist [Photoshop]

Monday 18 May 0:14:52 UTC 2015

Photoshop [link] [40 comments] [Link]

FMyLife » fuckkkkk says FML

Monday 18 May 0:10:58 UTC 2015

Today, after getting my dream job and quitting old one, I was told my position is strictly "experimental" and will only last 2 months. FML [Link]

FMyLife » Anonymous says FML

Monday 18 May 0:10:57 UTC 2015

Today, my husband missed the toilet again. I would have been less disgusted if he'd peed this time. FML [Link]

Overheard In The Office » As Cited in the Madonna Song “You Must Be My Lucky Stall”

Monday 18 May 0:10:16 UTC 2015

Woman on cell passing row of cubes: He has a lucky stall.White Plains, New York [Link]

Overheard In The Office » We’re Right on Top of That, Senator

Monday 18 May 0:10:14 UTC 2015

Coworker on cell: So, my friend was like, ‘Dude, they might not let you get on a plane…’ So how do I found out if there’s a warrant out for my arrest?28 East 28th Street
New York, New York [Link]

Overheard In The Office » 4PM Catching Up

Monday 18 May 0:10:13 UTC 2015

Guy in next cubicle on phone: Speak up! I can’t hear you because of the solar flares. 1500 West County Road
Roseville, Minnesota Overheard by: I can’t believe I work here [Link]

Overheard In The Office » Go Go Gadget Fake-Smile!

Monday 18 May 0:10:11 UTC 2015

Employee, loudly and angrily into walkie: I am implementing customer service now!620 6th Avenue
New York, New YorkOverheard by: Tigertail [Link]

Overheard In The Office » People in Middle-America Generally Try to Remain Ignorant of What’s Happening in San Francisco

Monday 18 May 0:10:10 UTC 2015

CSR #1: Don’t make fun of me, but where is San Francisco?CSR #2, laughing: What? Are you serious? We have an office there!CSR #1: I said don’t make fun of me!CSR #2: California, Lisa*. It’s in California.Fishers, IndianaOverheard by: Geography is not her best subject [Link]

Overheard In The Office » Ten Bucks Says They Didn't Tell Him.

Monday 18 May 0:10:09 UTC 2015

Cheery coworker on Thursday: Thank god it's Friday!Melbourne
AustraliaOverheard by: confused but amused [Link]

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