Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”
Overheard In The Office » You Need to Stop “Listening” to Your Cats.
Female coworker: Can I ask you a question?AP clerk: I'm not allowed to answer questions anymore.Female coworker: Never? Regardless of what the question is?AP clerk: That's what they told me.Deerfield, Illinois [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Two to three nights a week, Dr. Jim Withers rubs dirt in his hair and muddies up his jeans and shirt before walking the dark streets of Pittsburgh, making "house calls" to the homeless [Hero]
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Mental Floss » Does Anyone Know the Whole Formula for Coke?
From McDonald’s Big Mac sauce to KFC’s 11 herbs and spices, companies that rely on trade secrets go to great lengths to keep them confidential. In fact, it’s long been rumored that only two people know the formula to Coca-Cola—and actually, they each only know half, so even if one of them turned traitor, the complete recipe would still remain … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Airline bans guy for life, after he boarded plane dressed as female flight attendant, used a sex toy to help cabin crew with safety presentation, then showed everyone his strategically placed Pinocchio tattoo [Amusing]
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FMyLife » MedChew says FML
Today, my obsessive-compulsive mother barred me from using the toilet she had just cleaned. She told me to wait until tomorrow. FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » George Carlin: "Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of them are stupider than that." Scientists: "We may have discovered what causes that" [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Listen up, you slugabeds. Stop your fudgeling and flirting with the callipygian younkers so you may deliciate on this list of archaic words we should still be using. Cromulent [Silly]
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Fark.com RSS » Conspiracy theorists claim to have solved the Da Vinci code and linked Mona Lisa to aliens. "The likelihood of Leonardo Da Vinci being an alien or half-breed is very high." Still not as high as conspiracy theorists apparently are [Unlikely]
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FMyLife » MyNameIsNotJeff says FML
Today, my girlfriend bought me a pet tarantula. I now have one of my biggest fears crawling around my house. FML [Link]
FMyLife » Bonnie and Clyde says FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got busted by a cop for having sex in his car. When the cop sent us on our way, we went home and the garage was open, so we called the cops thinking someone was in the home. No one was in the house, and we got the same cop. FML [Link]
Mental Floss » This Airplane Seat Knows When You're Nervous
Airplanes are one of the safest ways to travel. Your chances of dying in a plane crash are roughly one in 11 million. The odds that you’ll be killed in a car accident, on the other hand, are much better: one in 5000. Still, about 30 percent of us find there’s something disconcerting about rocketing through the air at 500 … [Link]
Mental Floss » 10 Hip Facts About Hypsilophodon
Wikimedia Commons Hypsilophodon was discovered all the way back in 1849, and our outlook on this little animal has changed quite a bit since then. 1. Scientists Used to Think that Hypsilophodon was an Avid Tree-Climber. When Victorian paleontologists started looking over the creature, many mistakenly assumed that one toe on each foot opposed the others. As anyone who’s ever … [Link]
Mental Floss » How Betamax Was Going to Change Your Life, According to Sony
“There was an astronaut walking on the moon, and we were watching it on TV.” “I didn’t see it.” “Oh, you’re kidding me!” So goes the conversation between two men in The Flying Clouds, a promotional film made by Sony to trumpet the incredible benefits of Betamax, their videocassette system. (The movie also reminded viewers about the miserable realities of … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Jackie Chan becomes Singapore's anti-drug ambassador, expresses support for death penalty against drug traffickers just months after own son's drug arrest in China [Sad]
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Mental Floss » Tongue Exercises Can Quiet the Roar of Your Snoring
Snorers, rip off your nasal strips. A little bit of tongue wagging might be a more effective treatment to keep your naps noiseless. Certain tongue and mouth exercises decreased snoring in a small pilot study based in Brazil, recently published in CHEST, the journal of the American College of Chest Physicians. Snoring is caused by soft tissues blocking the upper … [Link]
The Onion » American Voices: Study: Half Of Tinder Users Aren’t Single
According to a study by market research firm GlobalWebIndex, 30 percent of users on the smartphone hookup app Tinder are already married, and nearly 50 percent aren’t single. What do you think?
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Mental Floss » Meet Palestine’s All-Women Racecar Team
Speed Sisters Teaser (in Production) from SocDoc Studios on Vimeo. “I feel the need … the need for speed!” Tom Cruise’s Maverick may have said it first, but a group of Palestinian women are bringing it back in a big way. The “Speed Sisters” are the first team of women racecar drivers in the Middle East, and the eponymously named … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » In the understatement of the year, teen admits that surfing on the metro train was 'stupid.' (with video of what a stupid person on an MBTA train looks like) [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Don't worry, DC Farkers, you're not being invaded. Those aircraft overhead are just vintage models from WWII celebrating V-E Day with some low-level flyovers [Hero]
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Mental Floss » The Missing Links: The Hologram Comedy Club
“Wasn’t George Carlin great? Coming to the stage next is Richard Pryor.” There are plans for a new stand-up comedy club that will feature holograms of deceased comedians. * These are not the happiest cakes on Earth. They are complete and unmitigated Disney nightmare-inducing disasters. * The Great Gatsby? Moby-Dick? The Gettysburg Address? Reviewers at the time didn’t have nice … [Link]
Mental Floss » 10 Cases of Mistaken Mail Deliveries
Everyone loves getting packages in the mail—assuming it’s what they ordered. But occasionally, delivery services make mistakes, and depending on what gets misdelivered, the results can run from mildly amusing to straight up catastrophic. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this horny little fellow [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » AWK-ward: Getting stuck in the elevator with the woman you just robbed [Fail]
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The Onion » News in Brief: Unemployed Sibling Makes Last Push For Group Mother’s Day Gift
FOX CHAPEL, PA—Asserting that the gesture would mean a lot more coming from all of them, local unemployed man Jeff Thomas reportedly made one final push to his siblings Friday suggesting that they all go in together on a group Mother’s Day gift. “I think Mom would really appreciate it if we got her something nice that was from the … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » It's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz, y'all. Why on earth are you still wearing pants? [Survey]
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Fark.com RSS » There are many things you don't want to hear a doctor say. High on that list is "accidental brain surgery" [Scary]
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Mental Floss » That Time William McKinley Gave Away His Lucky Flower—And Then Died
Early in his political career, an opponent of William McKinley’s gave him a red carnation boutonniere to wear during a debate. McKinley went on to win that debate and then the congressional election in 1887 (he served in the Ohio House of Representatives for 14 years), and he saw this red carnation as his good luck charm. He began wearing … [Link]
Mental Floss » Explore Google Maps in LEGO Form
Google Street View is an amazing tool that allows you to explore places all over the world without ever leaving your home. But walking through the Taj Mahal on your computer can get dull pretty quickly—so Stockholm developer Einar Öberg made a mod to mix things up. Brick Street View is a unique website that lets you explore the far … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Video of man catching rare sawfish nearly becomes video of man getting his face sawed off [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » Cumming residents aren't excited over idea of adults-only hotel [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » Nine-year-old kid writes a letter to 230 world leaders inviting them over for ice cream. Kim-Jong Un responds [Spiffy]
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Futility Closet » In a Word
forwallowed
adj. wearied with tossing about The post In a Word appeared first on Futility Closet. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Fark: Townies protesting planned Muslim cemetery. Unexepectedly not Fark: Because of the danger to the local water supply [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Federal law prohibits smoking on Greyhound buses, even in the baggage compartment. ESPECIALLY in the baggage compartment [Dumbass]
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The Onion » News in Brief: God Realizes He Forgot To Put Souls In Humans
THE HEAVENS—While pacing across His Eternal Kingdom on Friday, the Lord God Almighty, He Who Commanded Light to Shine out of Darkness, suddenly realized He had forgotten to provide human beings with souls, sources from on high reported. “I could have sworn I put souls in there, but apparently it never happened—I hope no one’s noticed,” said God, adding that … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Lawsuit filed against pediatric dentist says his practice is "a front for a "sadistic and systematic scheme of physical and psychological torture and abuse" of children." Legal experts say he could be plant food by the end of trial [F
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Mental Floss » Pod City: Catch up on ‘Wits,’ ‘Amicus’ and Other Noteworthy Podcasts
This week a good portion of my podcast diet took me back to the ‘90s—but in the best way possible. (Unlike the Full House revival, which I’m already sick of hearing about.) Below are a few highlights, in no particular order. By the way, if you haven’t yet checked out my roundups of awesome food, music and TV podcasts, what … [Link]
Mental Floss » 12 Ailments Humans And Animals Share
Humans aren't as different from the rest of the mammal world as we’d sometimes like to think. We’re not the only animals that get acne as youngsters, or suffer from allergies during the spring. Humans can even pass along some of their illnesses to their pets. Here are 12 familiar ailments that you might not know your pets can suffer … [Link]
Mental Floss » Acquaintance Cards: The Polite Way to Say “Can I Follow You Home?”
Getting a date in Victorian times was a little more complicated than setting up a profile and swiping right. Etiquette dictated when and how people should be introduced, when they could be visited, and what was appropriate behavior for an unmarried couple. For the more brazen young man, there were acquaintance cards—the 19th century equivalent of “hey, girl, can I … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Apparently in Illinois the difference between a treehouse and an elevated guest house is still up in the air [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » Plane crash on I-285 in Atlanta kills four, traffic unchanged [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » A roll is a roll and a toll is a toll, and President Obama may put tolls on roads to take your rolls if this article is not a troll [Stupid]
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Fark.com RSS » In New York, even the lottery tickets will insult you [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » The director of the Iraqi national symphony (a) lives in Dubai and never works with the musicians, (b) siphons all the symphony's money into his personal bank accounts, or (c) plays his cello for rescuers and victims at bombing sites [Hero]
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Fark.com RSS » Must captains go down with their ships? Short answer: Yes. Long answer: Yes, absolutely [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » A West Virginia man is in jail after police say he foiled his own robbery by accidentally pepper-spraying himself [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Stupid: Getting caught cheating on your wife. Priceless: Getting caught cheating on your wife on live radio [Dumbass]
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FMyLife » alaina2001 says FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because someone asked him if we were dating and he lied and said no. He said he didn't want to be a liar. FML [Link]
FMyLife » Martine624 says FML
Today, I spent nearly two hours listening to our cleaning lady talking about her son's infected penis, her fear of dentists, how to catch and kill ducks, her husband's childhood and her supposedly murdered dog. She ended up crying and left without cleaning. FML [Link]
Mental Floss » How Sony Betamax Was Going to Change Your Life, According to Sony
“There was an astronaut walking on the moon, and we were watching it on TV.” “I didn’t see it.” “Oh, you’re kidding me!” So goes the conversation between two men in The Flying Clouds, a promotional film made by Sony to trumpet the incredible benefits of Betamax, their videocassette system. (The movie also reminded viewers about the miserable realities of … [Link]
Mental Floss » Grave Sightings: Eliot Ness, Head of "The Untouchables"
For years, every time we so much as touch a toe out of state, I’ve put cemeteries on our travel itinerary. From garden-like cemeteries to boot hills, whether they’re the final resting places of the well-known but not that important or the important but not that well-known, I love them all. After realizing that there are a lot of taphophiles … [Link]
Mental Floss » 15 Things You Might Not Know About ‘One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest’
The Oscar-winning drama premiered 41 years ago today. [Link]
Mental Floss » 10 Jokes from Around the World
Laughter may be a universal language, but not every country chuckles at the same jokes. Here are a few international knee-slappers to bring down the house the next time you address the United Nations. [Link]
Mental Floss » WWI Centennial: Lusitania Sunk, Breakthrough on Eastern Front
New York Times The First World War was an unprecedented catastrophe that shaped our modern world. Erik Sass is covering the events of the war exactly 100 years after they happened. This is the 181st installment in the series. May 7, 1915: Lusitania Sunk, Breakthrough on Eastern Front One of the worst maritime disasters in history, the sinking of the … [Link]
The Onion » News in Brief: Trip To Bar Gives Friends Opportunity To Sit Around, Do Nothing In Different Place
BALTIMORE—Welcoming their trip to local bar Cavanaugh Tap House as a much-needed change of pace, a group of friends expressed their excitement Thursday at the opportunity to sit around and do nothing in a completely different setting, sources confirmed. “When we all get together at someone’s apartment, we usually just spend the whole night hanging around and drinking on the … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » If you left a $100,000 watch at Newark Airport the TSA is actually going to return it. No word on how many diamonds it will be missing [Dumbass]
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The Onion » News in Photos: Wild, Rutting Animals Pour Onto Prom Dance Floor
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The Onion » American Voices: Police Searching For Teen Who Spray-Painted ‘Promposal’ On Cliffside
Authorities in Idaho are searching for a teenager who spray-painted a prom proposal, or “promposal,” in huge pink-and-blue letters across the side of one of the state’s scenic Black Cliffs. What do you think?
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Fark.com RSS » How many cancerous fish do you have to catch in a river before it gets put on the 'compromised' list? Apparently, hundreds or thousands [Fail]
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Mental Floss » What Exactly Are ‘Baby’ Greens?
Any garden-variety produce shelf offers up an embarrassment of leafy green riches, including a good number of the “baby” variety. What exactly does this infantilization of salad mean? Baby greens are just that—babies. Baby greens like spinach, kale, and arugula are harvested when they’re 15 to 40 days old, as opposed to 45 to 60 days, for a more immature … [Link]
Mental Floss » Reading These Words Sets Off Completely Different Brain Processes Than Speaking Them Aloud
Though the words may be the same, for your brain, reading a sentence aloud is nothing like writing it down. Some people who have brain damage from strokes or injury might be able to write the words “Take the dog to the park,” but not say the sentence out loud, and vice versa. This is because, as connected as writing … [Link]
Mental Floss » 5 Awesome Things Identified at the American Museum of Natural History's ID Day
For the past 26 years, the American Museum of Natural History has been inviting visitors to bring the unidentified objects discovered in backyards, attics, and the great outdoors to an event called Identification Day, which this year is happening this Saturday, May 9. “ID Day stemmed from in-house scientists receiving many inquiries from the public throughout the year wanting to … [Link]
Mental Floss » The Most Interesting Comics of the Week
Every week I write about the most interesting new comics hitting comic shops, bookstores, digital, and the web. Feel free to comment below if there's a comic you've read recently that you want to talk about or an upcoming comic that you'd like me to consider highlighting. 1. Secret Wars #1 By Jonathan Hickman, Esad Ribic and Ive Svorcina
Marvel Comics … [Link]
Mental Floss » George R.R. Martin's Tale About an Elvis Impersonator
Since 1991, George R.R. Martin has been busy killing off your favorite characters from the epic fantasy series A Song of Ice and Fire. But before he was writing about the kings of Westeros, Martin paid the bills by writing about a different king: Elvis. After spending a decade or so selling short stories and writing a few novels, Martin … [Link]
The Onion » Mothershould: What Kind Of Mom Stick Is Right For You?
Choosing a mom stick is one of the most important decisions a mother makes. On Mothershould, Grace Manning-Devlin breaks down some pros and cons of popular models.
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The Onion » Strongside/Weakside: Strongside/Weakside: Stephen Curry
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The Onion » Sports News in Brief: Buccaneers In-House Counsel Already Has 26 Missed Calls From Jameis Winston
TAMPA BAY, FL—Noting that his phone’s voicemail has been almost single-handedly filled by the rookie quarterback, Tampa Bay Buccaneers general counsel David Cohen confirmed Friday that he has already received 26 missed calls from Jameis Winston. “As of this morning, he’s called me more than two dozen times, mostly between the hours of 1 and 4 a.m.,” said Cohen, adding … [Link]
The Onion » News in Brief: Child Visiting Ellis Island Sees Where Grandparents Once Toured
ELLIS ISLAND, NY—Pausing to imagine the throngs of people who must have arrived with them that day back in 1994, 12-year-old Max Bertrand reportedly spent his visit to Ellis Island this afternoon walking around the same immigrant station his grandparents once toured. “These must be the exact entrance doors that Grandpa and Grandma came through, and the hallway their 10 … [Link]
Mental Floss » 15 Lovely Facts About 'Girl With A Pearl Earring'
Despite a deceptively simple composition, Johannes Vermeer's Girl with a Pearl Earring has captured the imaginations of art fans around the world. While little is certain about the girl behind the mesmerizing gaze, here's what we do know about this now-legendary work. 1. No one knows for sure who the girl is. Scholars estimate the painting was completed in 1665. … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Idris Elba may be James Bond, not in the next movie, but in real life, as he breaks the UK's 88-year old land speed record–while driving a Bentley [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this bed bug [Photoshop]
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Overheard In The Office » (Oh, It Totally Is the Same Shirt.)
Newly hired engineer: Isn't that the same shirt you wore yesterday?Principal engineer, slowly: No, but even if it was, that's a dick thing to say.Denver, Colorado [Link]
Overheard In The Office » Tommy Lee.
Old lady: Are they big ones?Young lady: You only want big ones?Old lady: That's all I ever do anymore.Young lady: I'll find you a couple big ones. Old lady: What's big to you?Delran, New JerseyOverheard by: Bruce Banner [Link]
Overheard In The Office » I'll Give You $3 Change Back
Coworker #1, in men's room, to Coworker #2 as he zips up: You can just give me the $5 later…Providence, Rhode IslandOverheard by: Shakes It Off Himself [Link]
Overheard In The Office » Thin People Don’t Need to Like Their Food As Much As I Do
Heavy lady #1: God, I’m on this new diet, and I’m having a hard time staying on it.Heavy lady #2: Is it the soup diet?Heavy lady #1: Yeah… All I’ve had to eat today was a half bowl of soup.Heavy lady #2: Did you eat the banana yet?Heavy lady #1: No, I tried. I don’t really like bananas.504 Lavaca Street
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Overheard In The Office » …And Do You Think You Could Get Me John Leguizamo's Autograph?
CSR, on customer welcome call: Is your last name Valdez?Customer: Yes, it is.CSR, on customer welcome call: Is your father Juan Valdez? You can say you have a famous father!Troy, MichiganOverheard by: Mortgage Whisperer [Link]
Overheard In The Office » I Warned You This Job Would Require Flexibility.
this is like going through your ass to brush your teeth!San Antonio, TX [Link]
Overheard In The Office » Perhaps the World’s Fattest
CSR: I always put ’25’ when it’s supposed to be ’52.’ I must be anorexic.1500 JFK Boulevard
Philadelphia, PennsylvaniaOverheard by: indigo [Link]
Overheard In The Office » Um, Isn't That FreeCell?
Office worker on phone to friend: No, go ahead and ask the question–I can think and work at the same time.Jeanerette, Louisiana [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Fairfax Co. VA school board votes to include gender identity as a protected class. Thanks, Obama [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » Hispanic restaurant owners to host 'White Appreciation Day" with the understanding they 'might' receive a backlash. Well…guess what? [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » Japan names macaque "Charlotte." I just call it "Little Elvis" [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » University to host symposium about Frozen, expected to look in detail at why people can't just let it go [Stupid]
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Weird Universe » Star Wars and Taylor Wines
This 1978 marketing video starts off as a homage to Star Wars and then bizarrely segues into wine sales. Around 5 minutes in, the C-3PO character starts disco dancing.
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Fark.com RSS » Three women rape man at gunpoint, steal his semen: "The women collected the man's semen each time he ejaculated, put it in a small plastic bag and stored it in their cooler box" [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » Facebook study by three researchers from Facebook says it's mainly your fault–not theirs–that you click on things you already agree with [Unlikely]
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Overheard In The Office » Blame the Interns for Walking Around with Jello-shots Between Their Boobs
Assistant: Yeah, sorry, I don't know how that happened. It's probably because I drink at work.Baltimore, Maryland [Link]
Weird Universe » Early Theremin Performance
More info on this guy here. [Link]
FMyLife » NevertheKool says FML
Today, I had a plan. I was going to get up early, eat a well balanced breakfast, put on my workout clothes and enjoy this beautiful day with a fulfilling jog. Instead, I put on my workout clothes, spent hours on social media, ate a pizza and ended up falling asleep on my coach. FML [Link]
FMyLife » flibbertigibbet says FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my dad about my worries for my mental health. He then told me about the tracking device the aliens had implanted in his hand when they abducted him. There's nothing like family. FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Die-hard fans of Blue Bell ice cream refuse to get rid of their stash at home, listeria be damned. "So, I'm hoping that I won't catch it. It's more of a faith thing" [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » Teacher admits looking at pornography in classroom but says he is 100 per cent certain he was not masturbating [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » 1 womb. 2 dads. Only 1 twin to pay support to [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Al Qaeda leader who claimed responsibility for the attacks against the French newspaper Charlie Hebdo also gets to claim their prize [Followup]
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GraphJam » Re-Plotted: Batfamily
Submitted by: GiantChild Tagged: alfred , batman , family Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Or, They Sign Off
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GraphJam » Chance You Will Return To That Dream You Were Just Having
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GraphJam » A Challenger Appears!
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GraphJam » What helicopters do in action movies
What helicopters do in action movies Graph by: DOOF Tagged: action movies , explosions , helicopters , movies Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Guide to Traffic Signals When Driving through or by a College Campus
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GraphJam » Hatred Is Bliss
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GraphJam » It'd Look Cool Preserved in Formaldehyde
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GraphJam » Save Time; Start With a Salad
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GraphJam » Use of time before 15 page essay due in 12 hours
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GraphJam » How Food Looks
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GraphJam » Funniness of the word "Fail"
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GraphJam » Oh Hey Insomnia
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GraphJam » X=Will Smith
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GraphJam » Forget Charity and Kindness, I Want Presents!
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GraphJam » Don't Panic!
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GraphJam » Everything Will Taste Like Rubber For a Month
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GraphJam » Points for Consistency
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Fark.com RSS » Quake has caused millions of kids to miss school. Hell, subby knew two comp sci majors who failed out because of Diablo and one guy because of Duke Nukem [Sad]
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Fark.com RSS » Female Waffle House employee who filmed a male Waffle House employee masturbating on the job says the video "somehow" ended up on Facebook before it went viral [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Thanks to Washington legalizing the recreational use of marijuana, High Times can't hold its annual Cannabis Cup in Seattle [Ironic]
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Fark.com RSS » ISIS opens 262 room, 5 star luxury hotel in Mosul. Come and have a good time, but don't lose your head [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » Cross removed from public school property with little fanfare, but comes with a bonus quote from school board chair and former Army Ranger, "I'm a defender of the Constitution and I believe in the separation of church and state" [Interest
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Fark.com RSS » Cadbury has a new flavor? Great, what is it? DEAR LORD [Sick]
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FMyLife » Random737193 says FML
Today, my girlfriend and I somehow got into the conversation of what the weirdest thing we have ever found in food was. She said she found paper in her fortune cookie; she was serious. FML [Link]
FMyLife » dkh34 says FML
Today, I was getting it on with a girl a year younger than me, and it was her first time. After 5 minutes, she started crying. What's wrong? She said I remind her of her dad. FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door."'Tis the DoJ," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door–Only this and nothing more" [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » Good news Chicago, you'll be plagued by hoards of flying spiders in your downtown area soon. Enjoy the summer [Scary]
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Futility Closet » The Seventh Art Cinema
In the late 1990s, Frenchman Diynn Eadel set out to build an immense open-air movie theater in the desert near Sharm el-Sheikh, at the southern tip of the Sinai Peninsula. He arranged financing in Paris and installed projection equipment, 700 cinema seats, and a generator in the desert. Unfortunately, the theater was shut down by Egyptian authorities before its planned … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Everyone can't wait until self-driving cars are mainstream vehicles. Everyone except for car makers, car repairers, car dealers, and insurance agents [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » Subby gets to start ambien tonight. What should I expect? [Advice]
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Fark.com RSS » "Ebola? In MY eyeball?" It's more likely than you think [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » After a flood of bad publicity, Comcast is taking the only logical step: Forcing its customers to sign non-disclosure agreements [Asinine]
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Fark.com RSS » So you know that saying "What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger?" Science has proven it's not true [PSA]
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Fark.com RSS » Verizon customer service is pretty bad-but can it actually kill? [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Fitbit files for IPO. That's a pretty big step [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Woman learns the hard way that "organ donor" and "sexual predator" are right next to each other on the DMV's drop-down box [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » The end result of running over a beehive with your lawnmower is getting stung over 4,000 times and very dead [Scary]
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Overheard In The Office » The Advice They Should Give in Sex Ed
Employee on phone: You have to lubricate. You can’t just shove it in there. This is a moving thing — you have to take care of it.270 Park Avenue
Huntington, New York [Link]
Overheard In The Office » Like the “R” in “Toys Я Us”
Female office executive #1: It's just been one of those days, ya know?Female office executive #2: Trust me, I know what you mean.Female office executive #3: Like one of those “panties on backwards” kinda days?Sparks, Maryland [Link]
Overheard In The Office » 10AM Application Performance Testing
Tester #1: This kinda seems like that Olivia Newton-John video for Let’s Get Physical, don’t you think?
Tester #2: No. 901 Lakeside Avenue
Cleveland, Ohio Overheard by: mr.doitall [Link]
Overheard In The Office » Our Children Need Statistics Classes, Now More Than Ever
Guy employee: So I read in the news today that drinking from Nalgene bottles while you’re pregnant may cause a miscarriage.Girl employee: Oh my gosh! My best friend just had a miscarriage, and she drinks from a Nalgene bottle all the time!Guy employee: See?Tully’s Coffee, Union Station
Seattle, Washington [Link]
Overheard In The Office » A Lovely Little Medium-Security B&B in Connecticut
Maintenance guy: I’ll tell you. Back when I was in prison, at first, I couldn’t sleep because of all the noise. But I got so used to it that now I can’t sleep when it’s quiet.Boss: When you were where?Senlac Drive
Dallas, TexasOverheard by: Need to call the Temp Agency [Link]
Overheard In The Office » Sometimes You Back Into Those Jokes
Boss: Yours is bigger than mine! Large notebook owner: I'm just lucky I guess.Coworker: You get what you're given.Boss: When you're pure like me you just walk into those jokes.Tulsa, OklahomaOverheard by: Beth [Link]
Fark.com RSS » The man who occupies the Congressional seat originally held by James Madison believes that ISIS has already invaded Texas [Stupid]
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Fark.com RSS » NBC Nightly News: OMG it's a "pollen tsunami." Researcher in article, who actually measures pollen: "Numbers not unusually high. We haven't seen anything close to record-breaking" [Asinine]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this bathroom view [Photoshop]
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