Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”
Mental Floss » Man Installs a Charity Fridge Outside His Home
How a simple act (and an extension cord) have helped to feed Saudi Arabia's homeless. [Link]
Mental Floss » 11 Adorable Facts About Snow Monkeys
Image Credit: Lincoln Park Zoo Chicago’s Lincoln Park Zoo welcomed a new baby snow monkey earlier this week, the first since the zoo’s troop of new macaques arrived from Japan. In honor of the adorable baby monkey, a yet-unnamed boy, here are 11 intriguing facts about snow monkeys, also known as Japanese Macaques. 1. They are excellent swimmers. Japanese macaques … [Link]
Overheard In The Office » And Clean Up after Yourselves
Flight attendant: … And if this love plane becomes a love boat, please use your seat cushion as a flotation device.Sacramento International Airport
CaliforniaOverheard by: Wishing I wasn’t sitting next to my grandmother [Link]
Mental Floss » What Is Prince William on Paternity Leave From?
Prince William, second in line to the throne of the oldest constitutional monarchy in the world, began his six-week paternity leave this week after the birth of his second child, Her Royal Highness Princess Charlotte Elizabeth Diana of Cambridge. But what exactly is he on leave from? The 32-year-old Duke of Cambridge does, in fact, have a job. The former … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Justin Timberlake will go to great lengths to promote his Tequila brand, including dressing up as a gangster lime [Strange]
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Mental Floss » This Four-Story Crystal Playground Boasts a Trampoline With Alpine Views
A tower of whimsy has risen in the Austrian mountains. A four-story bouncy house and playground by Oslo- and New York-based architecture firm Snøhetta provides the unique chance to trampoline with the majestic Alps as your background. It’s all part of the latest expansion of Swarovski Kristallwelten (Swarovski Crystal Worlds), a bedazzled attraction that opened in 1995 in honor of … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » If South Carolina drivers on Interstate 85 thought their commute this morning would be over easy, the yolks on them. Omelet you guess why [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » How a controversial chicken ordinance, plastic flamingos, no-good teens, poison ivy, and psychological warfare combined to give us the most insane small-town Facebook thread you've ever read [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » Behold: tequila-injected jalapenos dipped in chocolate [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » Jesus was all about healing the sick and feeding the poor, and also awarding extra video game points for killing transgender people. Yep [Sick]
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Fark.com RSS » The stethoscope: Perfect for checking a heartbeat, listening to breath sounds, or for choking out the physician assistant when he refuses to change your pain pill presciption [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » Man chops down 22 protected trees worth over $250k to improve the view from his property. Oops [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this unusual superhero [Photoshop]
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Mental Floss » The Missing Links: Pay to Experience Death
If you have an extra $4000 laying around and just annoying you, why not pay to experience your own death? * The AV Club has a list of 15 things they want to see in the new Star Wars film. I can get on board with pretty much all of these. * This 3-year-old kid’s got mad billiard skills. He … [Link]
Mental Floss » 12 Crew Members Who Accidentally Appeared in Famous Movies
Sometimes a movie's behind-the-scenes elements don’t stay behind the scenes. [Link]
Mental Floss » Pull Power Right Out of the Air with This New Phone Case
Innovators from Nikola Labs recently spoke on stage at TechCrunch's Startup Alley, and unveiled a new iPhone case that could give your phone an extra 30 percent of power from seemingly nowhere. "In the 1800s, Nikola Tesla pioneered the transmission of electricity over wires," co-founder Will Zell said on stage. "Shortly thereafter, Hertz proved that energy could be transmitted through … [Link]
Mental Floss » 9 Popular Quotes Commonly Misattributed to Abe Lincoln
Known widely as a great orator, Abraham Lincoln said (and wrote) many inspiring things during his life and presidency. From the “House Divided” speech to his lesser-known letters and writings, there are plenty of motivational phrases to be found. However, in the decades and centuries following his death, many quotes have been wrongly attributed and disseminated in various publications, with … [Link]
Mental Floss » 5 Questions: "Break" Room
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Mental Floss » The Top Export From Each State
Click to enlarge Today's map comes from the cost estimating website Fixr.com, who used data from the U.S. Census Bureau to find out what each state for exporting. Strangely, New York has been unloading a lot of diamonds. If you click here to enlarge, you can see how the map was color coded. The Afternoon Map is a semi-regular feature … [Link]
The Onion » American Voices: College Student Arrested For Spitting, Spraying Windex In Roommates’ Food
A college student at the University of South Carolina was arrested after roommates set up a secret camera in their common space that recorded her spitting and spraying Windex into their food. What do you think? 
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FMyLife » baby_trex_arms says FML
Today, I had to play the hot and cold game with my boyfriend until he found my clitoris. FML [Link]
FMyLife » inheritance says FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said, "Sure, but not yet." As we've been together for five years, I was a bit confused, but she cleared that up with, "Not until your dad has died, I don't want him to ruin my wedding with a bad toast." FML [Link]
FMyLife » GotGasNotLuck says FML
Today, at my job in a gas station, a customer who had previously driven off without paying came in to shout abuse at me because I had said in the police statement, "He looks about 60." He is apparently 55. He didn't come in to pay, he came in to swear at me. FML [Link]
Mental Floss » A Cure for Procrastination? Think of the Future in Days, Not Years
How good we are at preparing for the future depends on when, exactly, we envision the future being. Procrastinators waste time until the last possible second before getting down to business. Thus, minimizing procrastination might just be a matter of tricking your mind into thinking that second is now. In a new study published in the journal Psychological Science, researchers … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » The predominate reaction at the Garland, TX mosque to the nearby shootings seemed to be the same one a lot of us are going with: "A plague on both your houses" [Obvious]
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Mental Floss » 6 Tips for a Better Margarita
Happy Cinco de Mayo! Chances are, you’ll be throwing back a margarita or two once the clock strikes 5 p.m. (Or maybe even earlier—we’re not judging!) We asked Estaban Ordonez, a consultant at International Cocktail Group and Manhattan’s Church Street Tavern, for a few tips that will help you take your margaritas to the next level—all summer long. 1. MAKE … [Link]
Mental Floss » 10 Houses Painted in Protest
Spiteful paint jobs are a common way for people to get back at strict city ordinances, historical commissions, homeowners' associations, bigoted neighbors and even banks. [Link]
Mental Floss » The World's Loneliest ATM is in Antarctica
Despite the frigid temperatures, ornery elephant seals, and months of perpetual darkness, Antarctica is still a place where money matters. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » "United States of Drinking" host and food writer Joshua Ozersky dies at 47, after last being seen at a karaoke bar around 4 AM. With "Yeah, he probably died doing what he loved" pic [Sad]
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Fark.com RSS » California drought is making the cats horny [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » If you are gay, better lawyer up: You're being sued [Asinine]
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Mental Floss » How 3D Printing Could Save Wild Animals
The injured toucan arrived at veterinarian Carmen Soto's office like so many others: Beaten, emaciated and near death. The toucan, which had been attacked by a group of teenagers, spent his first few days at the ZooAve rescue center in Costa Rica’s Central Valley fighting for his life. “He was covered in blood and in a lot of pain,” Soto … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Fruit is a part of a naturally balanced… oh, really? Fine. Fruit will make you fat [Interesting]
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The Oatmeal – Comics, Quizzes, & Stories » If my dogs were a pair of middle-aged men
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The Onion » News: Head Of National Potato Council Declares U.S. In Midst Of Potato Renaissance
POCATELLO, ID—Hailing our day and age as the “single greatest moment in history to be a potato consumer,” National Potato Council president Dan Lake declared Tuesday that the United States is in the midst of an unparalleled potato renaissance. 
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Fark.com RSS » Niles will finally repair Leaning Tower, learn how to iron pants without starting a fire [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » Q: How not to look like an idiot on Cinco De Mayo? A: Don't treat it like St. Patrick's Day [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » Newly-discovered 39-inch-long no-parking zone believed to be world's smallest (pics) [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » Pro-tip: When you claim to have a back injury, do not participate in an ice bucket challenge like this cop did [Fail]
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The Onion » Commentary: Having My First Child Was A Better High Than All The Ecstasy I’ve Ever Done
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The Onion » Graphic: Candidate Profile: Mike Huckabee
Former Arkansas governor and Fox News personality Mike Huckabee announced his 2016 presidential candidacy Tuesday, becoming the sixth Republican hopeful to officially enter the race. Here’s what you need to know about Huckabee 
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Mental Floss » 6 Facts About the Name Charlotte
Britain got a new princess this weekend, and her parents, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, named her Charlotte Elizabeth Diana. Many people were thrilled at the news, but bookmakers took it hard. Charlotte had been a late favorite in betting, and the announcement left them confronted with a million pound payout. Nearly everyone else, however, loves the name, proclaiming … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Man arrested for pulling off a $51 million Ponzi scheme that had TJ Maxx as its centerpoint [Strange]
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Mental Floss » 11 Fascinating Facts 'Watership Down'
Like a lot of classic books, Watership Down almost didn’t make it to print. After at least seven rejections, author Richard Adams, then 54 and a civil servant, was on the verge of self-publishing the novel when it was finally picked up by Rex Collings, a one-man publishing outfit in London. Collings wrote to a friend at the time, “I’ve … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » If you're getting married in Pennsylvania but have outstanding warrants, be aware that the local police DO read current wedding announcements [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » During the Cold War, a Russian surgeon in the Antarctic became ill with appendicitis and realised he would have to cut out his own appendix [Hero]
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Fark.com RSS » Do you love bacon? Do you really love bacon? Then maybe the job of bacon ambassador is for you [Interesting]
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FMyLife » anonymous says FML
Today, I decided it was time to start looking for my own place and finally gain my full independence. My mom agreed happily without hesitation, which was surprising, but not anywhere near as surprising as finding out I have one day to get my shit together and leave. FML [Link]
FMyLife » anonymous says FML
Today, I was talking to a cute guy at my house party and had to fart. Luckily, it was silent. Unluckily, he smelled it, thought my house had a gas leak, and ran to the basement to check the pipes and ensure our safety. FML [Link]
The Onion » Horoscope: Your Horoscopes — Week Of May 5, 2015
ARIES: They say your problem is inoperable, but they’re wrong: It’s just incurable. Go ahead and do all the operating you want. 
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Fark.com RSS » Woman "2 drunk 2 care" jailed 24 years [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » That scary-looking guy loading bags onto your flight, the one they hired yesterday? You will be happy to know he isn't inconvenienced by security scans or checkpoints. Meanwhile, the TSA has confiscated your shampoo [Asinine]
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The Onion » American Voices: Study: Online Breast Milk May Be Mixed With Cow’s Milk
According to researchers, new mothers seeking to buy premium breast milk online at “milk-sharing” sites may want to reconsider, because new studies have shown that the products may be deliberately mixed with up to 10 percent cow’s milk to stretch their volume. What do you think? 
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Fark.com RSS » Police seek driver who said yes to the dress [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » ISIS claims responsibility for the Texas shootings that occurred at the Mohammed Cartoon Contest; also take responsibility for Kurt Cobain's death, Amelia Earhart's disappearance, and Hurricane Andrew [Followup]
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The Onion » News in Brief: All Of Child’s Fondest Memories Times When Dad Trying To Make Up For Things
ALAMEDA, CA—Thinking back on the moments that brought him the most joy in his life, local 13-year-old Adam Poole reportedly spent Tuesday afternoon reminiscing about several of his fondest memories, all of which were instances when his father was trying to make up for something. 
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Mental Floss » Why Doesn't the National League Have Designated Hitters?
For years, the primary difference between baseball’s two leagues has been the presence (or absence) of a designated hitter who stands in for the typically offensively-challenged pitcher at the plate. But after St. Louis Cardinals ace Adam Wainwright sustained a season-ending Achilles injury attempting to run out a pop-up in his fourth start of the season, plenty of baseball fans … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Bar owner on trial for serving Drew's usual [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Walmart: For the last time, no, the U.S. Government is not building secret tunnels under our stores as part of a grand conspiracy to invade itself [Followup]
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The Onion » News in Photos: Capitol Building Dome Deflates
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Fark.com RSS » If your favorite restaurant was suddenly redesigned to include more open kitchens, communal tables, and USB ports, you can thank a millennial [Spiffy]
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Fark.com RSS » It's not even hurricane season yet, and already the only highway in the Outer Banks is surrendering to global warming [Fail]
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Overheard In The Office » Hotel…Crack Den…Po-tay-to…Po-tah-to…
Coworker: Hang on, it's just a hotel in midtown!Office in ChelseaOverheard by: Alvaro [Link]
Overheard In The Office » Nah, Just Positive Reinforcement from My Wife
Executive, reading underling's shirt: “World's coolest dad” …your kids buy that for you?Orchard Park, New York [Link]
Overheard In The Office » Not to Be Confused with the Compulsive Nintendo-Playing Syndrome “Wario-osis”
Secretary #1: Yeah, he has warosis. That's when you've just gotten back from a war and you have all this trauma from it.Secretary #2: Oh gosh. I've heard of that – my granddad had it when he got back from the war.Queen Street
Melbourne
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Overheard In The Office » 2PM Smoke Break
Guy: I’m so beat. I stayed out till 4am drinking last night. I was going to go take a nap in the car, but I think that would be too obvious.
Girl: You can take a nap on the picnic table over there. Then maybe a cop will show up and arrest you because he thinks you’re homeless.
Guy: Bitch! … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Do you know what makes hospitals infinitely better? When there are koalas wandering around inside them [Amusing]
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Weird Universe » News of the Weird / Plus, May 5, 2015
News of the Weird / Plus
May 5, 2015 (Part 2) [weird stuff that made me excited (frightened) (ROTFL) (appalled) last week, some of which will appear in News of the Weird soon] [Part 1 on Monday, Part 2 on Tuesday]
Which is more disturbing: (1) This trial in New Zealand of a man accused of serial tooth-pulling (with pliers … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » That marathon running woman who kissed a guy at the start line and liked it and started a social media campaign to find him? She finally got a reply. From his wife [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » Serious disagreements in Atlanta could cause a meeting of Nobel Peace Laureates to relocate elsewhere. If only there was somebody from Georgia with experience in peace negotiation [Stupid]
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Fark.com RSS » Ever wanted Papa John's pizza so badly that you would barge into one and demand free pizza? This guy did, and went on a violent rampage on its employees when he didn't get any [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Director of policy and research at the Institute of Advanced Motorists goes full Ric Romero: You cannot drive and play the guitar at the same time [Dumbass]
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The Onion » Sports Newswire: Alternate Uniform Leaves No Trace Of Team’s Original Colors, Name, Sport
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Fark.com RSS » Thomas Edison's 1890 talking dolls are talking again and IT SPEAKS FROM BEYOND KILL IT WITH FIRE [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Japanese hotel offers "crying rooms" for women, Includes special selection of tear-jerking films. Still working out what kind of jerking films to offer in upcoming promotion for men [Weird]
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Fark.com RSS » Cool: Chartering a limo for your prom. Much cooler: Chartering a train for your prom [Spiffy]
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Overheard In The Office » …And When Is It Being Delivered?
Coworker #1: Our annual report is going to be delivered today. Please let me know when it arrives.Coworker #2: How often do we get that?University of Michigan, Ann Arbor [Link]
The Onion » Video: The Cold War Is Back, Ep. 1
While Americans enjoy Tito’s Handmade Vodka, Russia is less than pleased about this threat to its vodka pride. 
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop theme: Create a new beverage [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » Momster Inc. She scares because she cares [Scary]
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Overheard In The Office » Which We Do, Since We Voted for Bush in 2004
Partner to associates at attorney meeting: Billable hours are down for the year. Based on what we’ve billed so far, we have approximately four attorneys too many… assuming people are fungible.Indianapolis, Indiana [Link]
Weird Universe » Pole in the Road
This image comes from Bulgaria. The story behind it, as far as I can figure out from the Bulgarian site offnews.bg (with help from Google Translate), is that the pole can be found on a road in the municipality of Tran. The road was recently expanded, but since the pole was owned by the electrical company, the municipality didn't have … [Link]
Weird Universe » Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny
Full story here.
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Mental Floss » "Break" Room
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Mental Floss » You Can Change Your Personality If You Want To, Science Says
If the self-help industry is to be believed, no one is perfectly content with their own personality—everyone wants to know how to win friends, become more charismatic, or learn to be assertive. It may not be as hard as you thought, though. Changing your personality may just be a matter of goal-setting, according to a new study in the Journal … [Link]
FMyLife » Jobless in Seattle says FML
Today, after waking up in a panic because I was running late for work again, I realized I was fired for that exact reason the day before. FML [Link]
FMyLife » JustSom says FML
Today, I finally got my 14-year-old son to aim while using the bathroom. If only I could get my husband to do the same. FML [Link]
GraphJam » Like a Flash
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GraphJam » As if LeVar Burton Needed More Intensity
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GraphJam » Data Is Too Mainstream
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GraphJam » What Makes Me Fall Asleep Immediately
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GraphJam » And to Look Busy
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GraphJam » Things I wish for my four year old
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GraphJam » Edward DOES Look Like a Squirrel
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GraphJam » Do as I Do, Not as I Say
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GraphJam » Do It
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GraphJam » If Social Networks Were People
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GraphJam » What Computer Science Degree?
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GraphJam » Read It, if You Have the Constitution
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GraphJam » Memory Capabilities of a 4-year-old
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GraphJam » How Big Really?
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GraphJam » We'll Never See the End of This Rivalry
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GraphJam » Why I Run Up The Stairs At Night:
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GraphJam » Opinions Displayed on Belt Buckles
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GraphJam » Hope It Wasn't Important
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Overheard In The Office » 1PM Lunch
Worker #1: Thanks for the pretzels.
Worker #2: Oh, now the bag is dirty.
Worker #1: I’ll have you know my hands are clean. I sit here at my desk and sanitize them all day.
Worker #3: You know, I can sanitize you. All women need to be sanitized. 9725 Datapoint Drive
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Mental Floss » The Healing Power of the Cat Purr
Snuggling up to your furry companion can actually be good for you. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Arrest warrants issued for a plumber and a lunch lady in the death of Freddie Gray [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Epic selfie turns into epic fail [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » The family that vandalizes parks together, stays together. With bonus picture of family standing proudly by their vandalism [Asinine]
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Fark.com RSS » Man hoping to become the world's first vegan to scale Mt. Everest arrived twice at the mountain only to be turned away both times because of devastating acts of God. Which gives some insight into what God thinks about vegans [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Caption Barbara Bush's texts [Caption]
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Overheard In The Office » Pretty People Still Have to Stand Up
Female coworker: I wish I was disabled.Male coworker: What? Why?Female coworker: ‘Cause then people would do things for you, like carry your stuff and get you things.Male coworker: People do that for pretty people — why don’t you wish to be pretty?910 Louisiana Avenue
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Fark.com RSS » Breitbart has figured out who's REALLY to blame for the violence in Baltimore: CNN [Amusing]
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FMyLife » Anonymous says FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by taking his new car to the automatic car wash. As soon as the water started, I realized that I forgot to close the sunroof. FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » D.A.R.E. posts dire warning about edible marijuana candies called 'Gummy Satans' that are taking the country by storm. Which don't technically exist. BUT THINK OF THE CHILDREN ANYWAY [Stupid]
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Mental Floss » Morning Cup of Links: Resignation by Cake
A man resigned from his job. His boss wasn't happy to see him go, but was glad to get his resignation letter thanks to his inventive way of delivering it.
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If you're looking for a throwback, check out the Nostalgia Machine. It can whip up a playlist for you from any year from 1960 to 2013.
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Fark.com RSS » California prepares for its first edible cricket farm. Jiminy [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » "Sir, would you mind trying these on? I think the chrome will look great with your death's head tattoo and nipple piercing" [Silly]
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Fark.com RSS » "Hey let's throw pigs off a tower into a lake and sell tickets, that's sure to bring crowds of tourists." With flying pig pictures [Weird]
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Fark.com RSS » Just so we're all clear, there's nothing sacred about the secrets of a sorority's initiation rituals [Stupid]
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Mental Floss » Where in the World is Napoleon's Penis?
“Where in the world is Napoleon’s penis?” seems like a trick question, along the same lines of “Who’s buried in Grant’s Tomb?” But it’s not a riddle. As far as we know, Napoleon’s penis is in New Jersey, while Napoleon himself rests in Paris. Napoleon died on this day in 1821, likely of stomach cancer, and was originally buried on … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » In an unexpected twist, couple found guilty of having sex on the beach are people you wouldn't mind watching have sex on the beach [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » Note to Jihadists: In America, we shoot back. We also freak out like pissing little girls about non-existent threats like Sharia law and cry like infants about non-existent Christian persecution, but WE SHOOT BACK, DAMMIT [Hero]
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Fark.com RSS » I said, IF THIS IS YOUR EAR, the police would like to speak to you [Weird]
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Mental Floss » British Gamblers Bet On Cuckoo Migration
If the high-octane Kentucky Derby—over in mere minutes—isn't exactly your speed when it comes to betting on animal races, perhaps the months-long migration of the British cuckoo would appeal to you. As of this year, gamblers in the United Kingdom can place some pounds on their favorite bird making a speedy trip back from Africa, where the species spends their … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Now THIS is how you fight a war on drugs [Scary]
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FMyLife » Malíya says FML
Today, while riding the subway a homeless man got on asking for money. I went to give him a dollar but he refused because I was "of the Asian persuasion." FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Just because you don't like your boyfriend's ex, don't go to the funeral parlor when she dies and cut her hair, smear makeup on her face and try to dissect her corpse… especially right in front of her family. w/creepy mugshot [Sick]
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Fark.com RSS » City Commissioner sends angry Tweet to firefighters for making a grocery run while they were working. Apparently, this commissioner fails to realize firemen are always on the clock [Florida]
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Futility Closet » Math Notes
(From Raymond F. Lausmann’s Fun With Figures, 1965.) The post Math Notes appeared first on Futility Closet. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Colorado children may soon be able to take medical marijuana to school. What could possibly go wrong? [Spiffy]
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Mental Floss » 11 Fascinating Facts About 'Watership Down'
Like a lot of classic books, Watership Down almost didn’t make it to print. After at least seven rejections, author Richard Adams, then 54 and a civil servant, was on the verge of self-publishing the novel when it was finally picked up by Rex Collings, a one-man publishing outfit in London. Collings wrote to a friend at the time, “I’ve … [Link]
Overheard In The Office » I’m Sorry, but Your Priorities Are Way Off
Boss: So, if there is a fire, you go after the hard drives first?Fireman, dumbfounded: Uhhh… Well… We would go for life preservation first — of whoever’s in the building…Boss: Oh, and then you go after the computers and stuff?Fireman: … After that we try to contain the fire…Graphic design office
Huntington Beach, California [Link]
Overheard In The Office » Which I Wasn't Chosen to Attend
Office girl #1, singing: Sometimes I feel like saying “Lord, I just don't care,” but you got the love I need to see me through.Office girl #2: Fitting with the rapture and all tomorrow. Sarah's pissed cause I am going to heaven and she isn't. Apparently the Jews are having rapture parties.Burlington, Massachusetts [Link]
Overheard In The Office » To Be Fair, He Says This Every Day
Male coworker to another wearing Mardi Gras beads: Aren't you supposed to like, show your breasts or something?Broadway & Canal
New York City, New YorkOverheard by: office peon [Link]
Fark.com RSS » ♫ Six foot, seven foot, eight foot lines ♪ Daylight come and me wanna do blow ♫ [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » SurveyMonkey CEO died of A: Self inflicted gunshot wound, B: Electrocuted in a freak swimming pool accident, or C: Falling while exercising? [Survey]
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Overheard In The Office » Yehah, Typing Wiith Onej Hand Succks
Part-time receptionist: This is why people should have more arms.Naperville, IllinoisOverheard by: Ready to go home [Link]
Mental Floss » Why Do Things Taste Bad After You Brush Your Teeth?
With special Muppet guests! [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Tsunami warning issued after 7.4 earthquake off the coast of Papua New Guinea [Scary]
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Overheard In The Office » Stupid Bitch. Lucky Me.
Bitter CSR: She got some flowers delivered… I should take them — I bet she doesn’t even deserve flowers… But I probably don’t deserve her abusive boyfriend.2610 Portland Street
Los Angeles, CaliforniaOverheard by: also flower-less and bitter [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Whoever stole this man's car please return it to him, he left his dead wife in the trunk [Weird]
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Fark.com RSS » General Motors builds 500 millionth vehicle, immediately announces plans to recall it [Interesting]
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Mental Floss » 5 Kickstarter Campaigns to Keep Your Pet With You at All Times
Twenty percent of the 80 million dogs in the United States suffer from separation anxiety. That's 16,000,000 dogs doing anything from whining to tearing apart your couch, dragging the stuffing through the apartment, and then eating it all. And what do you do if you want to make sure your dogs and cats are healthy and thriving while you're gone? … [Link]
Overheard In The Office » How Could a City Be a Lake, Stoopid.
Academic advisor #1: Isn't there some lake in Utah with a lot of salt in it?Academic advisor #2: Salt… Lake… City?Des Moines, Iowa [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Have a backyard bird feeder? Thanks, you're ruining the ecosystem [Ironic]
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Mental Floss » 7 Things You Might Not Know About Audrey Hepburn
The legendary actress and humanitarian, who would have been 86 years old today, was much more than just a pretty face. [Link]
Mental Floss » 15 Things You Probably Didn’t Know About 'American History X'
Behind-the-scenes drama wasn’t enough to derail Tony Kaye and Edward Norton’s 1998 gritty crime drama, which went on to win critical acclaim and a rampant fanbase. Here are 15 things about the making of the controversial film that might surprise you. 1. IT’S DIRECTOR TONY KAYE’S DEBUT FILM. Kaye, who had cut his chops directing music videos and art installations … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Woman accused of having sex with a dog in 2012 has moved up to minors. Well, it's a start [Florida]
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Mental Floss » The Sarcastic Jokes Found on Roman Bullets
What's worse than getting hit by an ancient Roman bullet? Getting hit by a bullet with a joke on it. [Link]
Mental Floss » Buy Yourself a 19th Century Cat Painting at Auction, Stat
The Green Pillow by Arthur Wardle. Estimated price: $25,000. Image Credit: Bonhams Wealthy cat ladies with a penchant for the arts, take note: The 19th century equivalent of LOLCats is going on sale this week. As part of a May 6 sale of 19th century European paintings at the New York outpost of Bonhams auction house, several magnificent works of … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Customs officers find pound of cocaine in crotch of man's underwear, charge him with possession of speedballs [Fail]
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Mental Floss » 25 Graphic Novelists Tell Us Their Favorite Children’s Books
This week is the 96th annual Children’s Book Week and, for the first time, they are making comics a focus. For the week's Children’s Choice Book Awards, six of the 35 finalists are graphic novels. This has already been a big year for kid’s comics, with graphic novels like This One Summer and El Deafo winning major children’s and Y.A. … [Link]
FMyLife » technologylver says FML
Today, my 16 year old son, angry because I wouldn't buy him a computer, changed all our passwords. 4 computers, 4 tablets and 5 phones. He won't give me the password and has given me an ultimatum to buy the computer or he'll put a parental lock on everything else. FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Florence Township, OH Fire Department ties world record for quickest response time [Ironic]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop these tiger dads [Photoshop]
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Mental Floss » The Cult of Prince Philip
He may be the duke of political gaffes, but the Vanuatuans don’t care. Like the Joe Biden of England, Prince Philip, a.k.a. Prince Charles’s dad, has trouble sticking to the script. He once asked a group of aborigines whether they still threw spears at one another. He joked to a British student traveling abroad that staying in China too long … [Link]
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