John Gordon Ross

A Man for All Reasons

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Whittle It a Little, It’ll Fit

Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”

Fark.com RSS » Ten disappearing British foods that must be saved. Imagine a world without Goosnargh cake [Unlikely]

Thursday 23 April 23:48:18 UTC 2015

Unlikely [link] [47 comments] [Link]

Overheard In The Office » And Being Married Is Cheaper Than Being Divorced

Thursday 23 April 23:41:58 UTC 2015

Sales manager: Being an alcoholic is much cheaper than being married.Tanbark Drive
Greentown, Pennsylvania [Link]

Mental Floss » You Can Feel Emotion in the Palm of Your Hand

Thursday 23 April 23:30:00 UTC 2015

Soon, you might be able to understand how someone far away feels just by reaching out your palm. [Link]

Weird Universe » A Shiny New Conspiracy Theory

Thursday 23 April 23:20:21 UTC 2015


A new nut job conspiracy theory has hatched recently. Apparently the handful of Walmart stores that were closed unexpectedly are supposedly tied to a military operation called Jade Helm. The operation has something to do with declairing martial law by summer. Or the stores have plumbing issues that require closing up to make proper repairs. You know, one or the … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Oregon hotels want to protect their guests from information that could save their lives [Obvious]

Thursday 23 April 23:04:05 UTC 2015

Obvious [link] [35 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Ice Cream Listeria Trifecta now in play [Obvious]

Thursday 23 April 23:02:22 UTC 2015

Obvious [link] [36 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 10 'Game of Thrones' Book Characters Omitted From the Show

Thursday 23 April 23:00:00 UTC 2015

You know Daenerys, Tyrion, and Sansa. But unless you’ve read the books, you’re missing out on Patchface, Coldhands, and Vargo Hoat. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » So that's why aunt Mabel talks our ears off when she gets back from the bingo hall [Obvious]

Thursday 23 April 22:29:09 UTC 2015

Obvious [link] [29 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Dumb: Proms. Dumber: "Promposals." Dumberest: Promposals featuring fake suicide vests [Dumbass]

Thursday 23 April 22:15:59 UTC 2015

Dumbass [link] [65 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Burglars dump TV in bath and flood kitchen in what police call their worst-ever example of 'dissatisfaction over other people's cheap, unfenceable crap' (pics) [Obvious]

Thursday 23 April 22:13:19 UTC 2015

Obvious [link] [26 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » The Enduring Legacy of the Pied Piper of Hamelin

Thursday 23 April 22:07:29 UTC 2015

In a town in northern Germany, a dark piece of folklore has found new life. [Link]

Mental Floss » Biohackers Create Eyedrops for Perfect Night Vision

Thursday 23 April 22:00:00 UTC 2015

Throw away your night vision goggles. A few drops of this magic liquid is all you need to see in the dark. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Cow gives birth to calf with 5 mouths – 2 he can drink with, but the rest are udderly useless [Strange]

Thursday 23 April 21:57:34 UTC 2015

Strange [link] [53 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 10 Pungent Facts About Skunks

Thursday 23 April 21:45:01 UTC 2015

These guys get a bad rap, but there's amazing chemistry and crazy behavior behind the animal kingdom's smelly outcast. [Link]

Mental Floss » Name the Six-Letter Countries

Thursday 23 April 21:30:00 UTC 2015

[Link]

Fark.com RSS » A comprehensive list of everything Karl Lagerfeld hates [Weird]

Thursday 23 April 21:23:37 UTC 2015

Weird [link] [61 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » The Missing Links: The History of 'Airplane!'

Thursday 23 April 21:00:00 UTC 2015

Surely this can’t be an oral history of the film Airplane! Yes it is and, well, you know the rest. * Intriguing Headline of the Day: Inside the Whimsical But Surprisingly Dark World of Rube Goldberg Machines Also: Check out 8 excellent Rube Goldberg cartoons. * We’ve all heard of optical illusions (Do you see an old lady or a … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Fark Food Thread: You don't want to order out and can't be bothered to prep and cook.. So what do you fall back on when you need to fix up a quick meal? Show us what you make when the only thing you can do faster is throw snark at this thread

Thursday 23 April 21:00:00 UTC 2015

Interesting [link] [315 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Texans have figured out what's really going on with those mysterious Walmart closings across the country. Naturally it involves secret underground tunnels and a hostile military takeover [Followup]

Thursday 23 April 20:41:08 UTC 2015

Followup [link] [180 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photos of the strangest tornado damage in the U.S. Not one cow to be seen [Scary]

Thursday 23 April 20:40:14 UTC 2015

Scary [link] [65 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Schoolboy suffers heart attack while playing British Bulldog and is revived by teachers in most bafflingly heartwarming headline this week, we guess [Strange]

Thursday 23 April 20:33:43 UTC 2015

Strange [link] [21 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Roosevelt's "The Man in the Arena"

Thursday 23 April 20:30:00 UTC 2015

"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better." [Link]

The Onion » American Voices: Ben Affleck: I Was ‘Embarrassed’ By Slave-Owner Ancestor

Thursday 23 April 20:24:00 UTC 2015

Actor Ben Affleck admitted that he lobbied producers of the PBS series Finding Your Roots to cover up the fact that one of his ancestors owned slaves because he was embarrassed, though he later recanted and agreed to include the information.
[Link]

Fark.com RSS » Probateus [Obvious]

Thursday 23 April 20:06:30 UTC 2015

Obvious [link] [48 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop these preppers [Photoshop]

Thursday 23 April 20:00:01 UTC 2015

Photoshop [link] [19 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Former head of the Royal Canadian Armored Moose Assault Battalion: It's aboot time world governments stopped covering up UFO truth [Obvious]

Thursday 23 April 19:56:40 UTC 2015

Obvious [link] [36 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Senate finally Lynches Obama [News]

Thursday 23 April 19:55:33 UTC 2015

News [link] [134 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Homeowner shoots trespasser in Pungoteague. Man that's gotta hurt [Misc]

Thursday 23 April 19:45:32 UTC 2015

Misc [link] [24 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » The Enduring Legacy of Roosevelt's "The Man in the Arena"

Thursday 23 April 19:34:09 UTC 2015

One hundred and five years ago today, Theodore Roosevelt gave what would become one of the most widely quoted speeches of his career. The former president—who left office in 1909—had spent a year hunting in Central Africa before embarking on a tour of Northern Africa and Europe in 1910, attending events and giving speeches in Cairo, Berlin, Naples, and Oxford, … [Link]

FMyLife » Anonymous says FML

Thursday 23 April 19:33:47 UTC 2015

Today, my boyfriend told me he traded nude pictures I sent him for a costume piece in an internet game. He told me I should be okay with this, because, "It's a rare piece." FML [Link]

FMyLife » Anonymous says FML

Thursday 23 April 19:33:46 UTC 2015

Today, it was my 18th birthday and I was told I couldn't get the night off work because a party of 34 had booked into the restaurant. It turned out my family had come in to 'celebrate' by making me wait on them. They were a nightmare, thought it was hilarious to be difficult, and didn't tip. FML [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Pastor and charter school director thinks that he can cut off a 6-year-old kid's free federal lunch program, because she was sick for a week with the flu [Unlikely]

Thursday 23 April 19:32:54 UTC 2015

Unlikely [link] [146 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Scottish flute band charged with playing racist tune outside Catholic Church. Defense plays Sloop John B and "Screw the Ocampa" in court in reply [Interesting]

Thursday 23 April 19:17:59 UTC 2015

Interesting [link] [48 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » In case of fire: stop, drop, roll, grab camera, take selfie [Amusing]

Thursday 23 April 19:11:53 UTC 2015

Amusing [link] [17 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Kids Need to celebrate Earth Day? The NSA has an idea: Spy on your parents [Obvious]

Thursday 23 April 19:11:43 UTC 2015

Obvious [link] [20 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » No wonder the Irish have pasty white skin, just look at how they sunbathe [Amusing]

Thursday 23 April 19:11:34 UTC 2015

Amusing [link] [23 comments] [Link]

The Onion » Infographic: YouTube Turns 10

Thursday 23 April 19:02:00 UTC 2015

On April 23, 2005, three former PayPal employees started a video-sharing site called YouTube, which has since grown into an influential media platform with over 1 billion users.
[Link]

Fark.com RSS » Ungrateful little bastards beat up man that bought them beer [Dumbass]

Thursday 23 April 18:56:50 UTC 2015

Dumbass [link] [22 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Gray is the new black … when it comes to hair color [Interesting]

Thursday 23 April 18:48:09 UTC 2015

Interesting [link] [61 comments] [Link]

The Onion » New TSA Precheck Program Offers Expedited Interrogations For Muslim Passengers

Thursday 23 April 18:46:00 UTC 2015

WASHINGTON—In an effort to streamline the process for qualifying travelers, officials from the Transportation Security Administration introduced a new precheck program Thursday that provides expedited interrogations for Muslim passengers.
[Link]

Fark.com RSS » Waiters to be replaced by apps that still can't tell difference between Russian & 1000 island dressing [Interesting]

Thursday 23 April 18:28:45 UTC 2015

Interesting [link] [74 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 7 Things That Could Ruin Your Day in Antarctica

Thursday 23 April 18:01:34 UTC 2015

Oddly enough, frostbite may be the least of your concerns. [Link]

Mental Floss » 13 Things We Learned About ‘To Catch a Predator’ from Chris Hansen’s AMA

Thursday 23 April 18:01:33 UTC 2015

Have a seat—and let Chris Hansen fill you in on what went on behind the scenes of 'To Catch a Predator.' [Link]

Mental Floss » A Baby Sea Lion Hitched a Ride in a Police Car

Thursday 23 April 18:01:32 UTC 2015

He was under arrest—for being too cute. [Link]

Mental Floss » How the Octopus Moves

Thursday 23 April 18:01:31 UTC 2015

Is the octopus's brain dealing with the precise location and movement of tentacles it can't even see most of the time? [Link]

Mental Floss » Hasbro Surveys Kids About Their Future Career Plans

Thursday 23 April 18:01:30 UTC 2015

Courtesy of Hasbro. Click to enlarge. When Hasbro first launched their version of the Game of LIFE in 1960, the possible careers available to the pink and blue pegs included Doctor, Journalist, Teacher, Lawyer and Physicist. The most recent version, which became available in January, has a much broader range of possible career paths: Singer, Secret Agent, Veterinarian, Teacher, Doctor, … [Link]

Mental Floss » 15 Things You Might Not Know About 'Myst'

Thursday 23 April 18:01:29 UTC 2015

In 1993, two sons of a traveling preacher unleashed the power of “Myst: The Surrealistic Adventure That Will Become Your World.” Two decades later, it’s time to shine a light into some of the massive fantasy world’s hidden alcoves, and finally give the Strangers of the world—who maybe didn’t sleep so much in the ‘90s—some answers. 1. JULES VERNE PROVIDED … [Link]

Mental Floss » Name the 20 Most Visited U.S. Cities

Thursday 23 April 18:01:28 UTC 2015

Can you name the 20 U.S. cities most visited by international travelers? [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Sooo… yeah… I guess they really went there [Dumbass]

Thursday 23 April 18:00:38 UTC 2015

Dumbass [link] [135 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Newborn tawny owls given painted toenails to tell them apart (w/ daily quotient of 'awwwww' pics and vid) [Cool]

Thursday 23 April 17:58:49 UTC 2015

Cool [link] [21 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Germans reveal the secret Protocols of the Elders of ISIS [Interesting]

Thursday 23 April 17:56:50 UTC 2015

Interesting [link] [15 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Girls banned from running at Melbourne Islamic college because they might lose: A) valuable study time. B) required class attendance. C) their virginity [Asinine]

Thursday 23 April 17:43:55 UTC 2015

Asinine [link] [132 comments] [Link]

FMyLife » bleue says FML

Thursday 23 April 17:42:39 UTC 2015

Today, in a crowded doctor's waiting room, my two-year-old daughter let a loud fart rip. I asked her, "What do we say?" She replied, "IT'S ME!" FML [Link]

Fark.com RSS » "Travellers who post holiday 'selfies,' airport status updates or even check in to venues on Facebook could see their insurance claims voided if their homes are burgled when they are away" [PSA]

Thursday 23 April 17:40:00 UTC 2015

PSA [link] [76 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Apparently inspecting a home does not extend to the owner [Dumbass]

Thursday 23 April 17:38:24 UTC 2015

Dumbass [link] [8 comments] [Link]

The Onion » High School Student Taking Rejection From First-Choice College In Stride As If Future Not Over

Thursday 23 April 17:38:00 UTC 2015

HAGERSTOWN, MD—Apparently oblivious to the dire implications of the news he had just received, North Hagerstown High School senior Kevin Grant took his rejection from his first-choice college in stride as if his entire future were not over, sources …
[Link]

Fark.com RSS » Deputy refused to respond to 911 call because he had too much on his plate at the time… specifically pizza and wings [Florida]

Thursday 23 April 17:36:18 UTC 2015

Florida [link] [32 comments] [Link]

FMyLife » Old and Ugly says FML

Thursday 23 April 17:34:02 UTC 2015

Today, at work as a bank teller, an angry customer complained that the payments on his two credit cards had been messed up the previous month, with the wrong amount being credited to each account. I asked if he knew who'd helped him. He said, "Well, it wasn't you – she was younger and prettier!" FML [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Obama issues a formal "oops, my bad" to the families of two hostages being held by Al-Qaeda that were apparently killed during drone strikes on an Al-Qaeda compound in Afghanistan last January [Followup]

Thursday 23 April 17:30:45 UTC 2015

Followup [link] [93 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Everything You Need to Know About Octopus Wrestling

Thursday 23 April 17:30:00 UTC 2015

This craze that swept the chilly waters of Washington’s Puget Sound in the 1950s and ’60s won’t be making a comeback. Here’s what you need to know about it. Was it a real fad? Absolutely! At the height of the sport’s popularity, dozens of top wrestlers gathered in Tacoma in front of a crowd of thousands to compete in the … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Today's Fark-ready headline: "China says please stop hiring funeral strippers" [Asinine]

Thursday 23 April 17:27:00 UTC 2015

Asinine [link] [34 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Defense lawers argue South Carolina's longest-serving sheriff, just found guilty of corruption, should serve no time in prison because when he wasn't taking bribes "he helped protect countless individuals and served his community for four

Thursday 23 April 17:18:37 UTC 2015

Asinine [link] [44 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Old and busted: Cattle ranches. New hotness: Corpse ranches [Florida]

Thursday 23 April 17:13:02 UTC 2015

Florida [link] [26 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » You hear a lot about the dangers of drunk driving, but drunk parking? Not so much [Fail]

Thursday 23 April 17:05:51 UTC 2015

Fail [link] [11 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » A second CIA torture center in Europe has been admitted to by Romania [Sad]

Thursday 23 April 16:47:04 UTC 2015

Sad [link] [93 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Ohio cop dishes out world's best punishment by locking woman inside her hot car after reports she left her dog there [Ironic]

Thursday 23 April 16:38:38 UTC 2015

Ironic [link] [90 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Farmer ordered to take down 'offensive' sculpture of hay bales having sex will instead set up lighting so it can be viewed at all hours [Silly]

Thursday 23 April 16:20:36 UTC 2015

Silly [link] [76 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Woman taken down by police riot squad after taking home clothes hanger that had been left on subway: "It really has been the worst experience of my life but the whole thing is ridiculous. It's a complete waste of time and taxpayers' money

Thursday 23 April 16:14:42 UTC 2015

Strange [link] [59 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Eight-year-old banned from reading on school bus; "The bus driver was worried other kids would stand up and try to read over her shoulder. He also expressed concern that Sarah might poke herself in the eye with the corner of her book" [Asinin

Thursday 23 April 16:13:44 UTC 2015

Asinine [link] [49 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Note to police unions: If you kill a black man in a suspicious way, causing mass protests over your conduct, for the love of god, don't call the protests a "lynch mob" [Interesting]

Thursday 23 April 16:07:42 UTC 2015

Interesting [link] [109 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Controversial video sparks debate: should you or should you not put pink lips on macaque? [Dumbass]

Thursday 23 April 16:06:30 UTC 2015

Dumbass [link] [16 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » High school employee accused of stealing electronics, jewelry inside of school. Presumably to buy more hair for the large land mammal residing on her head [Dumbass]

Thursday 23 April 15:53:34 UTC 2015

Dumbass [link] [23 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Need to signal for help? There are better ways besides starting a brush fire [Dumbass]

Thursday 23 April 15:49:57 UTC 2015

Dumbass [link] [13 comments] [Link]

Weird Universe » Regrettable Superheroes

Thursday 23 April 15:39:37 UTC 2015

I have not seen a copy yet, but I am betting this book will be a winner, based on the description.

For every superhero hitting the big time with a blockbuster movie, there are countless failures, also-rans, and D-listers. The League of Regrettable Superheroes affectionately presents one hundred of the strangest superheroes ever to see print—from Atoman to Zippo—complete with … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Los Angeles leaders push for sunbathing at Venice Beach to resemble sunbathing at Venice, Italy [Spiffy]

Thursday 23 April 15:35:47 UTC 2015

Spiffy [link] [61 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » "A farmer in Kenya says one of his cows has given up its usual vegetarian diet and started eating sheep" [Weird]

Thursday 23 April 15:30:55 UTC 2015

Weird [link] [44 comments] [Link]

The Onion » Pharmaceutical Rep Assures Doctor He Personally Tries Every Drug He Promotes

Thursday 23 April 15:19:00 UTC 2015

NEW YORK—Saying he could vouch for the quality of every one of his company’s products, Eli Lilly pharmaceutical sales representative Geoffrey Klein reportedly assured a local primary care physician Thursday that he personally tries every singl…
[Link]

Mental Floss » 25 Fast Facts About 'Field of Dreams'

Thursday 23 April 15:09:42 UTC 2015

It's not heaven. It's a polarizing baseball movie set in Iowa. [Link]

Mental Floss » Why are Hammerheads' Heads Shaped Like That?

Thursday 23 April 15:09:41 UTC 2015

There are 10 species of sharks in the Sphyrnidae family, all of them but one falling into the genus Sphyrna, a Greek word that means “hammer”—an apt description for the head shape of these carcharhiniforms. But why are their heads, called cephalofoils, shaped like that? How does a hammer-shaped head, with eyes on each end, help the shark survive? According … [Link]

Mental Floss » 5 Questions: More "Power"

Thursday 23 April 15:09:39 UTC 2015

[Link]

Fark.com RSS » "You cannot outrun a bad diet" [Interesting]

Thursday 23 April 15:01:49 UTC 2015

Interesting [link] [223 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » The Aristocrats [Sick]

Thursday 23 April 15:01:32 UTC 2015

Sick [link] [63 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Not news: Boy gets accused of stealing a backpack and gets 1,000 days in jail. Fark: No trial and the case was eventually dismissed [Sad]

Thursday 23 April 14:59:01 UTC 2015

Sad [link] [70 comments] [Link]

FMyLife » cookies1616 says FML

Thursday 23 April 14:49:30 UTC 2015

Today, while going down on my boyfriend, I must have gotten a little too enthusiastic because I ripped my tongue's frenulum. We then awkwardly went into the bathroom. While he was washing the blood off his penis, I was hung over the toilet bowl puking because blood makes me woozy. FML [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Ripley's Believe it or Not releases the top 50 misconceptions that have become modern day 'facts,' including that coffee is made from beans, you can see the Great Wall of China from space and Everest is the world's tallest mountain [I

Thursday 23 April 14:49:25 UTC 2015

Interesting [link] [145 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Formatting Issues This Morning

Thursday 23 April 14:13:14 UTC 2015

Oops. [Link]

The Onion » Entire Week Of Sports Passes Without One Person Making Play

Thursday 23 April 14:07:00 UTC 2015

BRISTOL, CT—Noting that they had continued watching various games with the hope that something noteworthy would eventually happen, millions of sports fans expressed their disappointment Friday after an entire week passed without a single athlete mak…
[Link]

The Onion » Maybelline Introduces Line Of Injectable Makeup To Enhance Appearance Of Internal Organs

Thursday 23 April 14:06:00 UTC 2015

NEW YORK—Saying that women no longer need to settle for plain, drab internal tissue, the cosmetics brand Maybelline introduced a new line of injectable makeup this week to enhance the appearance of wearers’ organs.
[Link]

The Onion » Entire Treasury Department Competing For Same Goldman Sachs Job Opening

Thursday 23 April 14:04:00 UTC 2015

NEW YORK—Saying the company has received hundreds of résumés since posting the job opening to its website earlier this week, Goldman Sachs human resources manager David Browning reported Thursday that a high-level position with the inv…
[Link]

The Onion » American Voices: Study: Vaccines Don’t Cause Autism Even In High-Risk Kids

Thursday 23 April 14:01:00 UTC 2015

Confirming previous studies that have shown there is no link between vaccines and autism, a new study has found that even kids at a higher risk of developing autism, such as those with autism in the family, were no more likely to develop autism after bein…
[Link]

The Onion » Apartment Manager Already Knows To Look Out For Tenant Sending In Minnie Mouse Checks

Thursday 23 April 13:59:00 UTC 2015

Apartment Manager Already Knows To Look Out For Tenant Sending In Minnie Mouse Checks
[Link]

Fark.com RSS » California man awarded $650,000 after being beaten by sheriff's deputies while trying to get away on horseback. First time anyone has ever won that much money off a slow horse [Followup]

Thursday 23 April 13:42:07 UTC 2015

Followup [link] [81 comments] [Link]

Weird Universe » The Cellophane Wedding

Thursday 23 April 13:21:48 UTC 2015

Back in the 1930s, the Jockey underwear company got the idea of showing off their products by having their models wear cellophane and staging a "cellophane wedding." The first picture seems to be a trial run of this stunt, in which the company created outfits that were only half cellophane.

But in 1938, they staged a wedding with full cellophane … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this tennis player [Photoshop]

Thursday 23 April 13:00:01 UTC 2015

Photoshop [link] [25 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Apparently necrophilia is not dead [Sick]

Thursday 23 April 12:49:49 UTC 2015

Sick [link] [105 comments] [Link]

Overheard In The Office » It's the Most Reliable Way Of Testing Whether a Melon Is Ripe

Thursday 23 April 12:36:31 UTC 2015

Coworker to another: Just stick it in your pants and see how it feels!Dayton, Ohio [Link]

Overheard In The Office » There’s Always Been Doubt About That

Thursday 23 April 12:36:29 UTC 2015

Cubicle #1: Why is Jim* here!?Cubicle #2: Because he works here?England Street
Charlotte, North Carolina [Link]

Overheard In The Office » You Have to Be Famous or a Model to Exist in New York

Thursday 23 April 12:36:28 UTC 2015

Office girl #1: Hey Jessica*, that's weird.Office girl #2: What?Office girl #1: That I don't exist.Manhattan, New YorkOverheard by: J-Bone [Link]

Overheard In The Office » 10AM Sales Meeting

Thursday 23 April 12:36:27 UTC 2015

Sales Rep #1: I’m afraid we’re going to lose a lot of customers this season.
Sales Rep #2: Huh. My biggest fear is ending up on Oprah’s couch and having her say mean things to me. 21250 Hawthorne Boulevard
Torrance, California [Link]

Overheard In The Office » Why Are You Giggling, Sir?

Thursday 23 April 12:36:26 UTC 2015

Social worker on the phone: No sir, the hospital does not offer financial assistance for penile prosthesis. Well, have you spoken with Dr. Wang in the erectile dysfunction clinic?Holcombe & Bertner
Houston, TexasOverheard by: Just the Secretary [Link]

Fark.com RSS » The old saying "The best way to a man's heart is through his stomach" also applies to this woman (probably not safe for work, lunch, faith in humanity) [Sappy]

Thursday 23 April 12:12:27 UTC 2015

Sappy [link] [108 comments] [Link]

Weird Universe » Elektro the Robot

Thursday 23 April 12:09:06 UTC 2015

No need to worry about the Singularity with Elektro.

Wikipedia entry. [Link]

Overheard In The Office » As All Brooklyn Welfare Mothers Know, Nails Are More Important than Parenting

Thursday 23 April 12:05:14 UTC 2015

Ghetto woman: I’m only here because I got a gift certificate. I hate Manhattan. I never come here. I can’t stand it. Everyone is just so rude. All the time. So rude. I would never be able to keep my mouth shut to some of these people.Nail technician: Where do you work?Ghetto woman: Over here, at sixth and 23rd. I … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » The real news here is that the Brits think a 20-piece box of Chicken McNuggets is meant to be shared [Silly]

Thursday 23 April 11:38:37 UTC 2015

Silly [link] [98 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Villagers in the Indian town of Dumri-Isri plan to worship an eight-limbed baby as a reincarnation of the Hindu deity Ganesha, just as soon as they can catch him [Strange]

Thursday 23 April 11:27:29 UTC 2015

Strange [link] [35 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » More "Power"

Thursday 23 April 11:15:28 UTC 2015

[Link]

Mental Floss » A Cure for Asthma May Be Just Five Years Away

Thursday 23 April 11:15:27 UTC 2015

A new drug breakthrough may be the key to curing the chronic disease completely. [Link]

Mental Floss » Morning Cup of Links: Fields of Flowers

Thursday 23 April 11:15:26 UTC 2015

13 Beautiful Fields Of Flowers Around The World. A feast for your eyes to begin the day.
*
Watch This Guy Dunk Oreos in the Most Creative Ways Possible. You have to wonder how many packages of Oreo cookies he went through to finish this video.
*
102-Year-Old Woman Watches Footage of Herself Dancing For the First Time. Alice Barker … [Link]

Overheard In The Office » I Got a Girl Named Bony Marrowney/ She’s As Skinny As a Stick of Macaroni

Thursday 23 April 10:58:22 UTC 2015

Lady cube rat: I like sucking bones.Male cube rat: I know! I said, ‘Come on, Chris, suck that bone!’ We all laughed. Lady cube rat: The marrow is the best part.1771 North Street NW
Washington, DCOverheard by: I still don’t want to know [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Some vacation hotspots are so exclusive that people have to make reservations well in advance to get in. Noma in Copenhagen. Denis Island in the Seychelles. Auschwitz [Strange]

Thursday 23 April 10:53:00 UTC 2015

Strange [link] [21 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Experts say Glorious Leader at risk of supreme heart attack [Obvious]

Thursday 23 April 10:29:40 UTC 2015

Obvious [link] [34 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Five years after the BP oil spill, we've all moved on. Well, all of us except for the pelicans [Followup]

Thursday 23 April 10:19:09 UTC 2015

Followup [link] [33 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Vancouver to become first city in Canada to regulate medical-marijuana dispensaries: "For us, it's like the sex trade. We've always taken the approach of keeping it above ground so we can watch it" [Spiffy]

Thursday 23 April 10:06:03 UTC 2015

Spiffy [link] [27 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Taco Bell will try to spice up their bland, inedible food with their new Diablo salsa [Sick]

Thursday 23 April 9:41:51 UTC 2015

Sick [link] [106 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » A slick idea. The delivery guy can track down your car and open your trunk to drop off your package [Cool]

Thursday 23 April 9:18:59 UTC 2015

Cool [link] [37 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Saudi prince to 100 fighter pilots: You get a Bentley. You get a Bentley. You get a Bentley. EVERYBODY GETS A BENTLEY [Misc]

Thursday 23 April 9:07:01 UTC 2015

Misc [link] [49 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » New beer claims to make drinkers more attractive. This is not a repeat from every night at 2 am [Unlikely]

Thursday 23 April 8:58:47 UTC 2015

Unlikely [link] [13 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Once-Deadly Viruses Evolved To Protect Early Human Embryos

Thursday 23 April 8:46:26 UTC 2015

"We are creatures controlled by viruses," Luis Villarreal, a professor of Molecular Biology and Biochemistry at the University of California at Irvine, tells New Scientist. He's referring to the endogenous retroviruses, or ERVs, that make up about 9 percent of the human genome. Throughout human development, these retroviruses would invade our genome, at first causing death and disease—but as our … [Link]

Mental Floss » The Curse on Shakespeare's Grave

Thursday 23 April 8:46:25 UTC 2015

David Jones, Wikimedia Commons // CC BY 2.0 It's a pretty good practice to avoid incurring the wrath of the dead in general, but if there's a ghost you really don't want to upset, it's probably William Shakespeare. Just think of the many inventive ways he killed people in his plays. That's why the curse on his grave at the … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Who were you in a past life? Now you can find out without having to be around all those flaky new age weirdos [Amusing]

Thursday 23 April 8:25:00 UTC 2015

Amusing [link] [103 comments] [Link]

FMyLife » englishornah says FML

Thursday 23 April 8:11:44 UTC 2015

Today, I asked my classmate to look over my essay. His comments were longer than the essay itself. FML [Link]

FMyLife » Owww1 says FML

Thursday 23 April 8:11:42 UTC 2015

Today, I learned that before you tell a blonde joke, you should make sure that your high school's 6'8", 275-pound, blond quarterback isn't standing behind you. FML [Link]

GraphJam » You Probably Just Helped the Future President Pass Algebra

Thursday 23 April 8:11:13 UTC 2015

answers,Pie Chart,remember,school Graph by: engrishwin Tagged: answers , Pie Chart , remember , school Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » You Missed the 'Hair' Slice

Thursday 23 April 8:11:10 UTC 2015

Japan According to anime Graph by: MissingNO123 Tagged: anime , hair , Japan , perverts , Pie Chart , school girls , tentacles Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » But It's So Sunny Out

Thursday 23 April 8:11:09 UTC 2015

homework Pie Chart school truancy story Graph by: tommymc123456 Tagged: homework , Pie Chart , school , truancy story Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » 

Thursday 23 April 8:11:06 UTC 2015

cookie dough,infographic,location,me,never gets made,oven Graph by: Onekit Tagged: cookie dough , infographic , location , me , never gets made , oven Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Apathy Charted

Thursday 23 April 8:11:05 UTC 2015

apathy Line Graph meh whatever - 5938472704 Meh Graph by: (via I Love Charts) Tagged: apathy , Line Graph , meh , whatever Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » You Got Me Again

Thursday 23 April 8:11:04 UTC 2015

account,best of week,facebook,gays,login,Pie Chart Graph by: Unknown Tagged: account , best of week , facebook , gays , login , Pie Chart Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Look for Hidden Messages

Thursday 23 April 8:11:02 UTC 2015

Graph by: Feff Tagged: dirty words , hidden messages , Pie Chart , see also , word search Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Check Out My Portfolio on Tumblr

Thursday 23 April 8:11:01 UTC 2015

Graph by: Unknown Tagged: cameras , nikon , photographers , Pie Chart , portfolio , teenagers , tumblr Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » She's a Witch!

Thursday 23 April 8:11:00 UTC 2015

best of week flow chart monty python monty python and the holy witch Graph by: Coell Tagged: best of week , flow chart , monty python , monty python and the holy , witch Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Facebook Users with >500 "Friends"

Thursday 23 April 8:10:58 UTC 2015

facebook fake friends internet met Pie Chart - 3555350528 Graph by: AC202 Tagged: facebook , fake , friends , internet , met , Pie Chart Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Locks

Thursday 23 April 8:10:57 UTC 2015

Locks Graph by: Unknown Tagged: burglars , families , locks , people , security Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » It's Everywhere!

Thursday 23 April 8:10:56 UTC 2015

dog hair,pets,Pie Chart,shedding Graph by: Unknown Tagged: dog hair , pets , Pie Chart , shedding Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Hold On, I Gotta Go Scorch Some Bread

Thursday 23 April 8:10:55 UTC 2015

Graph by: Unknown Tagged: Badass , common , items , names Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Dinner's Burnt

Thursday 23 April 8:10:54 UTC 2015

When I hear The Fire Alarm I Think Graph by: Mewter2 Tagged: associations , dinner , fire alarm , Pie Chart Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Kitties!

Thursday 23 April 8:10:53 UTC 2015

best of week flow chart kitties nonsensical - 5510183424 Graph by: Unknown Tagged: best of week , flow chart , kitties , nonsensical Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Middle Seats Are Like Ghost Towns

Thursday 23 April 8:10:52 UTC 2015

car ghost town infographic middle east minivan parents seat - 4483068160 Graph by: Ben Tagged: car , ghost town , infographic , middle east , minivan , parents , seat Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » What About Maine?!

Thursday 23 April 8:10:50 UTC 2015

america,espn,fear,gorillas,idaho is a boss,maine,Maps Way to go, Idaho! Graph by: Unknown Tagged: america , espn , fear , gorillas , idaho is a boss , maine , Maps Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Successfully unscrewing

Thursday 23 April 8:10:49 UTC 2015

Graph by: algarbonzo Tagged: Bar Graph , bottlecap , light bulb , politics , pregnant , rust , screw , success , unscrew Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Classic: Those Aren't Real Words

Thursday 23 April 8:10:47 UTC 2015

Graph by: frostyman658 Tagged: class , english , profanity , babble , nicki minaj , Pie Chart Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » If Portals Were Real

Thursday 23 April 8:10:46 UTC 2015

awesome best of week Portal video games - 5145844480 Graph by: Unknown Tagged: awesome , best of week , Portal , video games Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » 

Thursday 23 April 8:10:44 UTC 2015

news Pakistan Pie Chart shallow tragedy - 3868404992 Graph by: jgculhane Tagged: news , Pakistan , Pie Chart , shallow , tragedy Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Grandma, You're Adorable!

Thursday 23 April 8:10:43 UTC 2015

adorable,age,cute,grandparents,Line Graph,swearing,youth Graph by: frendug Tagged: adorable , age , cute , grandparents , Line Graph , swearing , youth Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Who Said It?

Thursday 23 April 8:10:41 UTC 2015

Graph by: (via Mad Magazine) Tagged: best of week , Mitt Romney , money , mr burns , politics Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Have They Succeeded Yet? That's What I Thought

Thursday 23 April 8:10:40 UTC 2015

animal planet,Finding Bigfoot,howling,Pie Chart,TV Graph by: Rabbidfan236 Tagged: animal planet , Finding Bigfoot , howling , Pie Chart , TV Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » I Like Both Those Things!

Thursday 23 April 8:10:38 UTC 2015

Bar Graph,bars,HIMYM,how i met your mother,Pie Chart,pies,Video Graph by: (via leilockheart.me) Tagged: Bar Graph , bars , HIMYM , how i met your mother , Pie Chart , pies , Video Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Quick, Grab a Camera

Thursday 23 April 8:10:36 UTC 2015

impending failure kids life Pie Chart school This will no doubt end in failure. Graph by: Evertide Tagged: impending failure , kids , life , Pie Chart , school Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » 

Thursday 23 April 8:10:33 UTC 2015

cheezburger content credits DOTORG failblog Pie Chart - 4412131584 Graph by: Phoonzang Tagged: cheezburger , content , credits , DOTORG , failblog , Pie Chart Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Things you do/have and where it gets you

Thursday 23 April 8:10:32 UTC 2015

failblog free time graphjam hospital stunts stupidity venn diagram youtube Graph by: benderboyboy Tagged: failblog , free time , graphjam , hospital , stunts , stupidity , venn diagram , youtube Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Can't Wait for the Snooki Ball

Thursday 23 April 8:10:31 UTC 2015

Graph by: failisland12 Tagged: ball , hamster , infographic , new years , pictures of dot people continued , snooki Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Things Men Would Do if Granted the Power of Invisibility

Thursday 23 April 8:10:30 UTC 2015

eavesdrop,friends,government,invisibility,locker room,men,Pie Chart,power,special,superhero,women Graph by: graphgeek86 Tagged: eavesdrop , friends , government , invisibility , locker room , men , Pie Chart , power , special , superhero , women Share on Facebook [Link]

Mental Floss » 5 Common-Universe Theories For TV

Thursday 23 April 8:00:00 UTC 2015

Could Fox Mulder have arrested Stringer Bell? According to these fan theories about seemingly unrelated shows populating the same universe, the answer is: absolutely. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Behold the taco cannon, which is probably both the best idea ever and the worst idea ever simultaneously [Cool]

Thursday 23 April 7:55:00 UTC 2015

Cool [link] [31 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Ever wonder who was Amazon's first ever customer 20 years ago, and what did he buy? [Interesting]

Thursday 23 April 6:51:00 UTC 2015

Interesting [link] [63 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Woman who won't pay taxes to judge: "Look here, old man, when I told you I AM Justice-I meant it. It took me about 1 month to study the history of the world and… American jurisprudence, literally." (LOTS of Not safe for work language) [

Thursday 23 April 6:39:56 UTC 2015

Amusing [link] [93 comments] [Link]

Futility Closet » Misc

Thursday 23 April 6:34:13 UTC 2015

Image: Wikimedia Commons The clock face on the Marienkirche in Bergen auf Rügen, Germany, has 61 minutes. Does this mean time moves more slowly there — or more quickly? To ensure quiet, poet Amy Lowell hired five rooms at every hotel — her own and those on either side, above, and below. A perplexing sentence from a letter by Dorothy Osborne, … [Link]

Mental Floss » 101 Amazing Facts Everyone Should Know

Thursday 23 April 5:36:30 UTC 2015

Store these away for future trivia nights. [Link]

Mental Floss » WWI Centennial: Gas Attack at Ypres

Thursday 23 April 5:30:00 UTC 2015

Wereldoorlog1418 The First World War was an unprecedented catastrophe that shaped our modern world. Erik Sass is covering the events of the war exactly 100 years after they happened. This is the 179th installment in the series. April 22, 1915: Gas Attack at Ypres At 5pm on April 22, 1915, following a German artillery bombardment, French soldiers holding the northern … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Papillion, Nebraska gives people a reason to visit this summer: A massive 1000-foot water slide going down three lanes of traffic and a city street [Cool]

Thursday 23 April 5:22:00 UTC 2015

Cool [link] [42 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Meteorologist explains why parking under overpass is a dick move when driving during a hailstorm [Obvious]

Thursday 23 April 5:17:00 UTC 2015

Obvious [link] [103 comments] [Link]

FMyLife » biomajor99 says FML

Thursday 23 April 5:16:35 UTC 2015

Today, I had to explain to my 23-year-old female friend that when I get my hysterectomy, I will still be able to poop. FML [Link]

GraphJam » 

Thursday 23 April 5:07:45 UTC 2015

computers my documents Pie Chart recycle bin saving windows - 4200839168 Graph by: stuckfix Tagged: computers , my documents , Pie Chart , recycle bin , saving , windows Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Things parents don't want their kids to see

Thursday 23 April 5:07:44 UTC 2015

Graph by: midknight8 Tagged: Bar Graph , Blood , change , channel , cleavage , fine , gore , kids , language , no , parents , see Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Chances the Light Will be Green

Thursday 23 April 5:07:42 UTC 2015

driving light traffic LoL by: icanhasakitty Tagged: driving , light , traffic Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Who you're going to marry (according to romantic comedies)

Thursday 23 April 5:07:40 UTC 2015

bartender,cousin,driver,fiancé,limo,marry,movies,Pie Chart,romantic comedies,waitress Graph by: blg1538 Tagged: bartender , cousin , driver , fiancé , limo , marry , movies , Pie Chart , romantic comedies , waitress Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » It's Very Convenient That the Boulders Are Always Perfectly Round too

Thursday 23 April 5:07:38 UTC 2015

action boulders Indiana Jones movies Pie Chart - 5924811520 Graph by: phelpysan Tagged: action , boulders , Indiana Jones , movies , Pie Chart Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » How Do I Walk With This Thing?

Thursday 23 April 5:07:37 UTC 2015

best of week gender swap girls guys peetimes Pie Chart - 5120876800 Graph by: greyfox24 Tagged: best of week , gender swap , girls , guys , peetimes , Pie Chart Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Eight Legged Freaks

Thursday 23 April 5:07:35 UTC 2015

Graph by: brookelin Tagged: hair , hairspray , Pie Chart , spiders Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » It's Not Appeeling

Thursday 23 April 5:07:33 UTC 2015

Where Citrus Juice Squirts When I'm Peeling an Orange Graph by: DJMantis Tagged: appealing , citrus , eyes , orange , peeling , Pie Chart , puns , squirts Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » After School

Thursday 23 April 5:07:32 UTC 2015

after,facebook,napping,plan,school,studying,venn diagram Graph by: Unknown Tagged: after , facebook , napping , plan , school , studying , venn diagram Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » My Facebook Status Is Sure to Help!

Thursday 23 April 5:07:31 UTC 2015

Graph by: Unknown Tagged: africa , Bar Graph , kony 2012 , uganda Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Re-Plotted: You Still Better Have Been Inspired

Thursday 23 April 5:07:27 UTC 2015

Graph by: Unknown Tagged: men , Pie Chart , relationships , women Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » ZOMG, I Want to Be Bella so Bad!

Thursday 23 April 5:07:26 UTC 2015

bella swan,fanfic,Pie Chart,twilight,zomg Graph by: Unknown Tagged: bella swan , fanfic , Pie Chart , twilight , zomg Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Replotted: So Many Penises

Thursday 23 April 5:07:24 UTC 2015

^ KTHXBAI Graph by: Pika4Chu Tagged: chat , Omegle , Pie Chart Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Yeah, Cause That's Enough

Thursday 23 April 5:07:23 UTC 2015

bathroom courtesy Pie Chart toilet paper Graph by: Unknown Tagged: bathroom , courtesy , Pie Chart , toilet paper Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » What Do You Say When Someone Asks You if You're God?

Thursday 23 April 5:07:22 UTC 2015

bill murray,Ghostbusters,movies,Pie Chart Graph by: TynIsLove Tagged: bill murray , Ghostbusters , movies , Pie Chart Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Smile and Say, "Pikachu"

Thursday 23 April 5:07:20 UTC 2015

photography Pie Chart pikachu pokemon snap - 5713851136 Graph by: Alatreon69 Tagged: photography , Pie Chart , pikachu , pokemon snap Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » You're All Talk

Thursday 23 April 5:07:18 UTC 2015

Graph by: Treeninja314 Tagged: Bar Graph , best of week , hitler , kill , murder , talk Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Scariest Thing Ever!

Thursday 23 April 5:07:16 UTC 2015

bbc doctor who equation gas masks scary Graph by: mprosk Tagged: bbc , doctor who , equation , gas masks , scary Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » No Escape From the Dictionary

Thursday 23 April 5:07:14 UTC 2015

Graph by: taylorrick Tagged: bohemian rhapsody , lyrics , queen , words Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Screw You Guys, I'm Going To Win Accolades

Thursday 23 April 5:07:13 UTC 2015

Graph by: Unknown Tagged: brief history , infographic , knowledge overload , South Park , television Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Loud Noises!

Thursday 23 April 5:07:12 UTC 2015

 Graph by: Nye Tagged: Bar Graph , Cats , fireworks , loud noises , new years Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Forget This, I'm Getting a Horse-Drawn Carriage

Thursday 23 April 5:07:10 UTC 2015

bikes bus cars centaur flying carpet transportation Graph by: (via Pleated-Jeans) Tagged: bikes , bus , cars , centaur , flying carpet , transportation Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Well, That Sounds Exciting

Thursday 23 April 5:07:08 UTC 2015

australia desert Maps sharks stereotypes steve irwin - 5126548736 Graph by: Commander_Epic_the_Great Tagged: australia , desert , Maps , sharks , stereotypes , steve irwin Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Let's Get Down to Business

Thursday 23 April 5:07:07 UTC 2015

be a man best of week cartoons disney Movie mulan Music Pie Chart - 5874120448 Graph by: Unknown Tagged: be a man , best of week , cartoons , disney , Movie , mulan , Music , Pie Chart Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Big Bang Theory IRL

Thursday 23 April 5:07:06 UTC 2015

big bang theory college IRL physics Pie Chart truancy story - 5580059392 Graph by: FearRegret Tagged: big bang theory , college , IRL , physics , Pie Chart , truancy story Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Just Add Bacon… to Anything

Thursday 23 April 5:07:05 UTC 2015

Graph by: Micd00gs Tagged: bacon , profit Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Teaching Kids Important Life Lessons Since 1998

Thursday 23 April 5:07:03 UTC 2015

Animal Abuse,gambling,kids,Pokémon,venn diagram Graph by: keivant12 Tagged: Animal Abuse , gambling , kids , Pokémon , venn diagram Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » 

Thursday 23 April 5:07:02 UTC 2015

horror movie house of wax paris hilton Pie Chart sorry tinkerbell yay violence - 3961952768 Graph by: Unknown Tagged: horror movie , house of wax , paris hilton , Pie Chart , sorry tinkerbell , yay violence Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » This Graph Literally Made Me Lol

Thursday 23 April 5:07:00 UTC 2015

best of week grammar literally lol Pie Chart Graph by: Unknown Tagged: best of week , grammar , literally , lol , Pie Chart Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Every Time

Thursday 23 April 5:06:59 UTC 2015

computer internet wifi Graph by: Unknown Tagged: computer , internet , wifi Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Things My Dog Will Bark At To Save My Life

Thursday 23 April 5:06:58 UTC 2015

bags bark birds burglar dogs flashlight garbage hair dryer life mosquitos Pie Chart save vacuums - 2685875200 Graph by: silletta Tagged: bags , bark , birds , burglar , dogs , flashlight , garbage , hair dryer , life , mosquitos , Pie Chart , save , vacuums Share on Facebook [Link]

Mental Floss » 10 National Parks and the Ghosts and Monsters Who Supposedly Live There

Thursday 23 April 4:30:00 UTC 2015

Bigfoot aside, the instances of otherworldly national parks visitors are almost too numerous to chronicle. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » …so here's a 19th century Greenlandic beaded seal-fur g-string [Interesting]

Thursday 23 April 4:27:00 UTC 2015

Interesting [link] [47 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Theme of Farktography Contest No. 520: "Feet Around the World" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme [Farktography]

Thursday 23 April 4:01:00 UTC 2015

Farktography [link] [20 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » When Ohio Outlawed Seduction

Thursday 23 April 3:30:00 UTC 2015

An 1886 law made it illegal for a woman in Ohio to act on those romantic feelings she was having toward her roller skating instructor. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Chilean volcano trolls Earth Day [Scary]

Thursday 23 April 3:28:33 UTC 2015

Scary [link] [31 comments] [Link]

Overheard In The Office » The Garbage Can Lid Hat Was a Nice Touch

Thursday 23 April 2:58:24 UTC 2015

Gay guy #1: You look very Sesame Street today.Gay guy #2: Oh my god, that's exactly what I was going for!Fashion Institute of Technology
New York City, New York [Link]

Overheard In The Office » So Pyramids Freak Me Out

Thursday 23 April 2:58:23 UTC 2015

Coworker: I don't even think I know where Egypt is, I think I failed geometry in high school…Minneapolis, Minnesota [Link]

Overheard In The Office » What Acid Flashbacks Are Like for the Man in the Yellow Hat

Thursday 23 April 2:58:22 UTC 2015

EVP at copier, yawning: Ohhhhh… Monkey. (walks away)Marlborough, Massachusetts [Link]

Overheard In The Office » Hey, Thank the Restraining Order

Thursday 23 April 2:58:21 UTC 2015

Pretty woman: Thanks for fixing my computer!Geeky computer guy: Maria*, you know I’m always thinking about you.Pretty woman: And thanks for not calling that to my attention too often.125th Street
New York, New York [Link]

Overheard In The Office » Indian or African Elephant, Sir?

Thursday 23 April 2:58:15 UTC 2015

President yelling at CFO: You eat an elephant one bite at a time, but we're trying to swallow it whole and we're starting with the tusks!Elmsford, New YorkOverheard by: Bored Beyond Belief [Link]

Overheard In The Office » No Peace, but a Sword for You, My Friend

Thursday 23 April 2:47:05 UTC 2015

Coworker on phone: Jesus told me if you come over to fuck you up.100 Main Street
Cincinnati, OhioOverheard by: Jesus Freak [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Good: You have a twin brother or sister. Bad: Lodged inside your brain [Scary]

Thursday 23 April 2:43:27 UTC 2015

Scary [link] [63 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Who can take his girlfriend, on a tryst or two / Disturbing all the neighbors with the antics that they do / The handyman can, oh the handyman can [Amusing]

Thursday 23 April 2:31:18 UTC 2015

Amusing [link] [23 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 10 Cold War Terms Used in 'The Americans'

Thursday 23 April 2:30:00 UTC 2015

The latest season of The Americans is wrapping up tonight, so it's time to make like deep-cover 1980s Soviet agents Philip and Elizabeth Jenkins, put on a wig, and take surveillance of these 10 spy and Cold War terms. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Guest staying at the Hard Rock Hotel decided to use the floor ice machine as a toilet [Florida]

Thursday 23 April 1:46:25 UTC 2015

Florida [link] [55 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Man escapes from prison only to discover that he needs the free state-sponsored medical care. 40 years later. Thanks Obama [Weird]

Thursday 23 April 1:43:52 UTC 2015

Weird [link] [23 comments] [Link]

Overheard In The Office » Let's See If She Abandons the Kid in the Yogurt Section

Thursday 23 April 1:40:35 UTC 2015

Clerk to another, seeing woman walk in with screaming baby: A coat hanger could have fixed that problem.Fergus
Ontario
CanadiaOverheard by: weenie [Link]

Weird Universe » Kiss Of Death

Thursday 23 April 1:21:13 UTC 2015


Next up for Darwin Award near miss- guy who tried to kiss a cottonmouth snake on the lips. Yeah, he's from Florida. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » At 92, Rosie the Riveter has passed on to the ephemeral heavens [Sad]

Thursday 23 April 1:13:39 UTC 2015

Sad [link] [43 comments] [Link]

Weird Universe » Never Inject Stuff In Your Stuff

Thursday 23 April 0:55:22 UTC 2015


Injecting your penis with vasoline to make it appear larger is a very bad idea. The description of the surgery necessary to effect repairs is cringe-worthy. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » "Hubbly Bubbly's Vegan Falafel Pocket Sandwich" comes to you way back from Jesus-Time, at least according to this chef. It's true, the Sermon on the Mount ended with paleo friendly gluten-free loaves and a smoothie bar [Florida]

Thursday 23 April 0:50:51 UTC 2015

Florida [link] [32 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 10 Surprisingly Noisy Sea Critters

Thursday 23 April 0:30:00 UTC 2015

We envision the sea floor as a serene, quiet place. We're wrong. [Link]

Overheard In The Office » The Law's a Cruel Mistress, Betsy

Thursday 23 April 0:25:12 UTC 2015

Female attorney to secretary: Even the three-ways are a pain in the butt.Asheville, North Carolina [Link]

Fark.com RSS » "A motorcyclist in China was pulled over by police when he was caught carrying an entire minivan on the back of his bike" (pic) [Amusing]

Thursday 23 April 0:24:01 UTC 2015

Amusing [link] [76 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » A Visual History of Hockey Jerseys on One Awesome Poster

Thursday 23 April 0:22:56 UTC 2015

After the success of their Compendiums of basketball jerseys and baseball uniforms, the Brooklyn-based Pop Chart Lab is going for the hat trick with its latest poster, A Visual Compendium of Hockey Jerseys. The new poster is well-timed, arriving in the first round of the Stanley Cup Playoffs. In addition to sweaters from the history of the NHL, there are … [Link]

Mental Floss » The Most Popular NBA Team by ZIP Code

Thursday 23 April 0:22:35 UTC 2015

A lot of purple on that map. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop Theme: Celebrities in minimum wage jobs [Photoshop]

Thursday 23 April 0:00:01 UTC 2015

Photoshop [link] [78 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » You Don’t Need to Get $225,000 Worth of Plastic Surgery Just to Celebrate William Shakespeare

Thursday 23 April 0:00:00 UTC 2015

Lots of people say they like Shakespeare. Not a lot of people get plastic surgery just to prove it. [Link]

Mental Floss » 11 Surprisingly Noisy Sea Critters

Thursday 23 April 0:00:00 UTC 2015

We envision the sea floor as a serene, quiet place. We're wrong. [Link]

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