Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”
Fark.com RSS » Ten disappearing British foods that must be saved. Imagine a world without Goosnargh cake [Unlikely]
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Overheard In The Office » And Being Married Is Cheaper Than Being Divorced
Sales manager: Being an alcoholic is much cheaper than being married.Tanbark Drive
Greentown, Pennsylvania [Link]
Mental Floss » You Can Feel Emotion in the Palm of Your Hand
Soon, you might be able to understand how someone far away feels just by reaching out your palm. [Link]
Weird Universe » A Shiny New Conspiracy Theory
A new nut job conspiracy theory has hatched recently. Apparently the handful of Walmart stores that were closed unexpectedly are supposedly tied to a military operation called Jade Helm. The operation has something to do with declairing martial law by summer. Or the stores have plumbing issues that require closing up to make proper repairs. You know, one or the … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Oregon hotels want to protect their guests from information that could save their lives [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » Ice Cream Listeria Trifecta now in play [Obvious]
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Mental Floss » 10 'Game of Thrones' Book Characters Omitted From the Show
You know Daenerys, Tyrion, and Sansa. But unless you’ve read the books, you’re missing out on Patchface, Coldhands, and Vargo Hoat. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » So that's why aunt Mabel talks our ears off when she gets back from the bingo hall [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » Dumb: Proms. Dumber: "Promposals." Dumberest: Promposals featuring fake suicide vests [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Burglars dump TV in bath and flood kitchen in what police call their worst-ever example of 'dissatisfaction over other people's cheap, unfenceable crap' (pics) [Obvious]
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Mental Floss » The Enduring Legacy of the Pied Piper of Hamelin
In a town in northern Germany, a dark piece of folklore has found new life. [Link]
Mental Floss » Biohackers Create Eyedrops for Perfect Night Vision
Throw away your night vision goggles. A few drops of this magic liquid is all you need to see in the dark. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Cow gives birth to calf with 5 mouths – 2 he can drink with, but the rest are udderly useless [Strange]
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Mental Floss » 10 Pungent Facts About Skunks
These guys get a bad rap, but there's amazing chemistry and crazy behavior behind the animal kingdom's smelly outcast. [Link]
Mental Floss » Name the Six-Letter Countries
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Fark.com RSS » A comprehensive list of everything Karl Lagerfeld hates [Weird]
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Mental Floss » The Missing Links: The History of 'Airplane!'
Surely this can’t be an oral history of the film Airplane! Yes it is and, well, you know the rest. * Intriguing Headline of the Day: Inside the Whimsical But Surprisingly Dark World of Rube Goldberg Machines Also: Check out 8 excellent Rube Goldberg cartoons. * We’ve all heard of optical illusions (Do you see an old lady or a … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Fark Food Thread: You don't want to order out and can't be bothered to prep and cook.. So what do you fall back on when you need to fix up a quick meal? Show us what you make when the only thing you can do faster is throw snark at this thread
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Fark.com RSS » Texans have figured out what's really going on with those mysterious Walmart closings across the country. Naturally it involves secret underground tunnels and a hostile military takeover [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » Photos of the strangest tornado damage in the U.S. Not one cow to be seen [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Schoolboy suffers heart attack while playing British Bulldog and is revived by teachers in most bafflingly heartwarming headline this week, we guess [Strange]
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Mental Floss » Roosevelt's "The Man in the Arena"
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better." [Link]
The Onion » American Voices: Ben Affleck: I Was ‘Embarrassed’ By Slave-Owner Ancestor
Actor Ben Affleck admitted that he lobbied producers of the PBS series Finding Your Roots to cover up the fact that one of his ancestors owned slaves because he was embarrassed, though he later recanted and agreed to include the information.
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Fark.com RSS » Probateus [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop these preppers [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » Former head of the Royal Canadian Armored Moose Assault Battalion: It's aboot time world governments stopped covering up UFO truth [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » Senate finally Lynches Obama [News]
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Fark.com RSS » Homeowner shoots trespasser in Pungoteague. Man that's gotta hurt [Misc]
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Mental Floss » The Enduring Legacy of Roosevelt's "The Man in the Arena"
One hundred and five years ago today, Theodore Roosevelt gave what would become one of the most widely quoted speeches of his career. The former president—who left office in 1909—had spent a year hunting in Central Africa before embarking on a tour of Northern Africa and Europe in 1910, attending events and giving speeches in Cairo, Berlin, Naples, and Oxford, … [Link]
FMyLife » Anonymous says FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he traded nude pictures I sent him for a costume piece in an internet game. He told me I should be okay with this, because, "It's a rare piece." FML [Link]
FMyLife » Anonymous says FML
Today, it was my 18th birthday and I was told I couldn't get the night off work because a party of 34 had booked into the restaurant. It turned out my family had come in to 'celebrate' by making me wait on them. They were a nightmare, thought it was hilarious to be difficult, and didn't tip. FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Pastor and charter school director thinks that he can cut off a 6-year-old kid's free federal lunch program, because she was sick for a week with the flu [Unlikely]
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Fark.com RSS » Scottish flute band charged with playing racist tune outside Catholic Church. Defense plays Sloop John B and "Screw the Ocampa" in court in reply [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » In case of fire: stop, drop, roll, grab camera, take selfie [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » Kids Need to celebrate Earth Day? The NSA has an idea: Spy on your parents [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » No wonder the Irish have pasty white skin, just look at how they sunbathe [Amusing]
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The Onion » Infographic: YouTube Turns 10
On April 23, 2005, three former PayPal employees started a video-sharing site called YouTube, which has since grown into an influential media platform with over 1 billion users.
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Fark.com RSS » Ungrateful little bastards beat up man that bought them beer [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Gray is the new black … when it comes to hair color [Interesting]
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The Onion » New TSA Precheck Program Offers Expedited Interrogations For Muslim Passengers
WASHINGTON—In an effort to streamline the process for qualifying travelers, officials from the Transportation Security Administration introduced a new precheck program Thursday that provides expedited interrogations for Muslim passengers.
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Fark.com RSS » Waiters to be replaced by apps that still can't tell difference between Russian & 1000 island dressing [Interesting]
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Mental Floss » 7 Things That Could Ruin Your Day in Antarctica
Oddly enough, frostbite may be the least of your concerns. [Link]
Mental Floss » 13 Things We Learned About ‘To Catch a Predator’ from Chris Hansen’s AMA
Have a seat—and let Chris Hansen fill you in on what went on behind the scenes of 'To Catch a Predator.' [Link]
Mental Floss » A Baby Sea Lion Hitched a Ride in a Police Car
He was under arrest—for being too cute. [Link]
Mental Floss » How the Octopus Moves
Is the octopus's brain dealing with the precise location and movement of tentacles it can't even see most of the time? [Link]
Mental Floss » Hasbro Surveys Kids About Their Future Career Plans
Courtesy of Hasbro. Click to enlarge. When Hasbro first launched their version of the Game of LIFE in 1960, the possible careers available to the pink and blue pegs included Doctor, Journalist, Teacher, Lawyer and Physicist. The most recent version, which became available in January, has a much broader range of possible career paths: Singer, Secret Agent, Veterinarian, Teacher, Doctor, … [Link]
Mental Floss » 15 Things You Might Not Know About 'Myst'
In 1993, two sons of a traveling preacher unleashed the power of “Myst: The Surrealistic Adventure That Will Become Your World.” Two decades later, it’s time to shine a light into some of the massive fantasy world’s hidden alcoves, and finally give the Strangers of the world—who maybe didn’t sleep so much in the ‘90s—some answers. 1. JULES VERNE PROVIDED … [Link]
Mental Floss » Name the 20 Most Visited U.S. Cities
Can you name the 20 U.S. cities most visited by international travelers? [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Sooo… yeah… I guess they really went there [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Newborn tawny owls given painted toenails to tell them apart (w/ daily quotient of 'awwwww' pics and vid) [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » Germans reveal the secret Protocols of the Elders of ISIS [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Girls banned from running at Melbourne Islamic college because they might lose: A) valuable study time. B) required class attendance. C) their virginity [Asinine]
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FMyLife » bleue says FML
Today, in a crowded doctor's waiting room, my two-year-old daughter let a loud fart rip. I asked her, "What do we say?" She replied, "IT'S ME!" FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » "Travellers who post holiday 'selfies,' airport status updates or even check in to venues on Facebook could see their insurance claims voided if their homes are burgled when they are away" [PSA]
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Fark.com RSS » Apparently inspecting a home does not extend to the owner [Dumbass]
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The Onion » High School Student Taking Rejection From First-Choice College In Stride As If Future Not Over
HAGERSTOWN, MD—Apparently oblivious to the dire implications of the news he had just received, North Hagerstown High School senior Kevin Grant took his rejection from his first-choice college in stride as if his entire future were not over, sources …
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Fark.com RSS » Deputy refused to respond to 911 call because he had too much on his plate at the time… specifically pizza and wings [Florida]
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FMyLife » Old and Ugly says FML
Today, at work as a bank teller, an angry customer complained that the payments on his two credit cards had been messed up the previous month, with the wrong amount being credited to each account. I asked if he knew who'd helped him. He said, "Well, it wasn't you – she was younger and prettier!" FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Obama issues a formal "oops, my bad" to the families of two hostages being held by Al-Qaeda that were apparently killed during drone strikes on an Al-Qaeda compound in Afghanistan last January [Followup]
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Mental Floss » Everything You Need to Know About Octopus Wrestling
This craze that swept the chilly waters of Washington’s Puget Sound in the 1950s and ’60s won’t be making a comeback. Here’s what you need to know about it. Was it a real fad? Absolutely! At the height of the sport’s popularity, dozens of top wrestlers gathered in Tacoma in front of a crowd of thousands to compete in the … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Today's Fark-ready headline: "China says please stop hiring funeral strippers" [Asinine]
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Fark.com RSS » Defense lawers argue South Carolina's longest-serving sheriff, just found guilty of corruption, should serve no time in prison because when he wasn't taking bribes "he helped protect countless individuals and served his community for four
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Fark.com RSS » Old and busted: Cattle ranches. New hotness: Corpse ranches [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » You hear a lot about the dangers of drunk driving, but drunk parking? Not so much [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » A second CIA torture center in Europe has been admitted to by Romania [Sad]
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Fark.com RSS » Ohio cop dishes out world's best punishment by locking woman inside her hot car after reports she left her dog there [Ironic]
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Fark.com RSS » Farmer ordered to take down 'offensive' sculpture of hay bales having sex will instead set up lighting so it can be viewed at all hours [Silly]
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Fark.com RSS » Woman taken down by police riot squad after taking home clothes hanger that had been left on subway: "It really has been the worst experience of my life but the whole thing is ridiculous. It's a complete waste of time and taxpayers' money
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Fark.com RSS » Eight-year-old banned from reading on school bus; "The bus driver was worried other kids would stand up and try to read over her shoulder. He also expressed concern that Sarah might poke herself in the eye with the corner of her book" [Asinin
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Fark.com RSS » Note to police unions: If you kill a black man in a suspicious way, causing mass protests over your conduct, for the love of god, don't call the protests a "lynch mob" [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Controversial video sparks debate: should you or should you not put pink lips on macaque? [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » High school employee accused of stealing electronics, jewelry inside of school. Presumably to buy more hair for the large land mammal residing on her head [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Need to signal for help? There are better ways besides starting a brush fire [Dumbass]
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Weird Universe » Regrettable Superheroes
I have not seen a copy yet, but I am betting this book will be a winner, based on the description.
For every superhero hitting the big time with a blockbuster movie, there are countless failures, also-rans, and D-listers. The League of Regrettable Superheroes affectionately presents one hundred of the strangest superheroes ever to see print—from Atoman to Zippo—complete with … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Los Angeles leaders push for sunbathing at Venice Beach to resemble sunbathing at Venice, Italy [Spiffy]
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Fark.com RSS » "A farmer in Kenya says one of his cows has given up its usual vegetarian diet and started eating sheep" [Weird]
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The Onion » Pharmaceutical Rep Assures Doctor He Personally Tries Every Drug He Promotes
NEW YORK—Saying he could vouch for the quality of every one of his company’s products, Eli Lilly pharmaceutical sales representative Geoffrey Klein reportedly assured a local primary care physician Thursday that he personally tries every singl…
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Mental Floss » 25 Fast Facts About 'Field of Dreams'
It's not heaven. It's a polarizing baseball movie set in Iowa. [Link]
Mental Floss » Why are Hammerheads' Heads Shaped Like That?
There are 10 species of sharks in the Sphyrnidae family, all of them but one falling into the genus Sphyrna, a Greek word that means “hammer”—an apt description for the head shape of these carcharhiniforms. But why are their heads, called cephalofoils, shaped like that? How does a hammer-shaped head, with eyes on each end, help the shark survive? According … [Link]
Mental Floss » 5 Questions: More "Power"
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Fark.com RSS » "You cannot outrun a bad diet" [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » The Aristocrats [Sick]
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Fark.com RSS » Not news: Boy gets accused of stealing a backpack and gets 1,000 days in jail. Fark: No trial and the case was eventually dismissed [Sad]
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FMyLife » cookies1616 says FML
Today, while going down on my boyfriend, I must have gotten a little too enthusiastic because I ripped my tongue's frenulum. We then awkwardly went into the bathroom. While he was washing the blood off his penis, I was hung over the toilet bowl puking because blood makes me woozy. FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Ripley's Believe it or Not releases the top 50 misconceptions that have become modern day 'facts,' including that coffee is made from beans, you can see the Great Wall of China from space and Everest is the world's tallest mountain [I
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Mental Floss » Formatting Issues This Morning
Oops. [Link]
The Onion » Entire Week Of Sports Passes Without One Person Making Play
BRISTOL, CT—Noting that they had continued watching various games with the hope that something noteworthy would eventually happen, millions of sports fans expressed their disappointment Friday after an entire week passed without a single athlete mak…
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The Onion » Maybelline Introduces Line Of Injectable Makeup To Enhance Appearance Of Internal Organs
NEW YORK—Saying that women no longer need to settle for plain, drab internal tissue, the cosmetics brand Maybelline introduced a new line of injectable makeup this week to enhance the appearance of wearers’ organs.
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The Onion » Entire Treasury Department Competing For Same Goldman Sachs Job Opening
NEW YORK—Saying the company has received hundreds of résumés since posting the job opening to its website earlier this week, Goldman Sachs human resources manager David Browning reported Thursday that a high-level position with the inv…
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The Onion » American Voices: Study: Vaccines Don’t Cause Autism Even In High-Risk Kids
Confirming previous studies that have shown there is no link between vaccines and autism, a new study has found that even kids at a higher risk of developing autism, such as those with autism in the family, were no more likely to develop autism after bein…
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The Onion » Apartment Manager Already Knows To Look Out For Tenant Sending In Minnie Mouse Checks
Apartment Manager Already Knows To Look Out For Tenant Sending In Minnie Mouse Checks
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Fark.com RSS » California man awarded $650,000 after being beaten by sheriff's deputies while trying to get away on horseback. First time anyone has ever won that much money off a slow horse [Followup]
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Weird Universe » The Cellophane Wedding
Back in the 1930s, the Jockey underwear company got the idea of showing off their products by having their models wear cellophane and staging a "cellophane wedding." The first picture seems to be a trial run of this stunt, in which the company created outfits that were only half cellophane.
But in 1938, they staged a wedding with full cellophane … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this tennis player [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » Apparently necrophilia is not dead [Sick]
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Overheard In The Office » It's the Most Reliable Way Of Testing Whether a Melon Is Ripe
Coworker to another: Just stick it in your pants and see how it feels!Dayton, Ohio [Link]
Overheard In The Office » There’s Always Been Doubt About That
Cubicle #1: Why is Jim* here!?Cubicle #2: Because he works here?England Street
Charlotte, North Carolina [Link]
Overheard In The Office » You Have to Be Famous or a Model to Exist in New York
Office girl #1: Hey Jessica*, that's weird.Office girl #2: What?Office girl #1: That I don't exist.Manhattan, New YorkOverheard by: J-Bone [Link]
Overheard In The Office » 10AM Sales Meeting
Sales Rep #1: I’m afraid we’re going to lose a lot of customers this season.
Sales Rep #2: Huh. My biggest fear is ending up on Oprah’s couch and having her say mean things to me. 21250 Hawthorne Boulevard
Torrance, California [Link]
Overheard In The Office » Why Are You Giggling, Sir?
Social worker on the phone: No sir, the hospital does not offer financial assistance for penile prosthesis. Well, have you spoken with Dr. Wang in the erectile dysfunction clinic?Holcombe & Bertner
Houston, TexasOverheard by: Just the Secretary [Link]
Fark.com RSS » The old saying "The best way to a man's heart is through his stomach" also applies to this woman (probably not safe for work, lunch, faith in humanity) [Sappy]
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Weird Universe » Elektro the Robot
No need to worry about the Singularity with Elektro.
Wikipedia entry. [Link]
Overheard In The Office » As All Brooklyn Welfare Mothers Know, Nails Are More Important than Parenting
Ghetto woman: I’m only here because I got a gift certificate. I hate Manhattan. I never come here. I can’t stand it. Everyone is just so rude. All the time. So rude. I would never be able to keep my mouth shut to some of these people.Nail technician: Where do you work?Ghetto woman: Over here, at sixth and 23rd. I … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » The real news here is that the Brits think a 20-piece box of Chicken McNuggets is meant to be shared [Silly]
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Fark.com RSS » Villagers in the Indian town of Dumri-Isri plan to worship an eight-limbed baby as a reincarnation of the Hindu deity Ganesha, just as soon as they can catch him [Strange]
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Mental Floss » More "Power"
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Mental Floss » A Cure for Asthma May Be Just Five Years Away
A new drug breakthrough may be the key to curing the chronic disease completely. [Link]
Mental Floss » Morning Cup of Links: Fields of Flowers
13 Beautiful Fields Of Flowers Around The World. A feast for your eyes to begin the day.
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Watch This Guy Dunk Oreos in the Most Creative Ways Possible. You have to wonder how many packages of Oreo cookies he went through to finish this video.
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102-Year-Old Woman Watches Footage of Herself Dancing For the First Time. Alice Barker … [Link]
Overheard In The Office » I Got a Girl Named Bony Marrowney/ She’s As Skinny As a Stick of Macaroni
Lady cube rat: I like sucking bones.Male cube rat: I know! I said, ‘Come on, Chris, suck that bone!’ We all laughed. Lady cube rat: The marrow is the best part.1771 North Street NW
Washington, DCOverheard by: I still don’t want to know [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Some vacation hotspots are so exclusive that people have to make reservations well in advance to get in. Noma in Copenhagen. Denis Island in the Seychelles. Auschwitz [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » Experts say Glorious Leader at risk of supreme heart attack [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » Five years after the BP oil spill, we've all moved on. Well, all of us except for the pelicans [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » Vancouver to become first city in Canada to regulate medical-marijuana dispensaries: "For us, it's like the sex trade. We've always taken the approach of keeping it above ground so we can watch it" [Spiffy]
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Fark.com RSS » Taco Bell will try to spice up their bland, inedible food with their new Diablo salsa [Sick]
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Fark.com RSS » A slick idea. The delivery guy can track down your car and open your trunk to drop off your package [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » Saudi prince to 100 fighter pilots: You get a Bentley. You get a Bentley. You get a Bentley. EVERYBODY GETS A BENTLEY [Misc]
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Fark.com RSS » New beer claims to make drinkers more attractive. This is not a repeat from every night at 2 am [Unlikely]
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Mental Floss » Once-Deadly Viruses Evolved To Protect Early Human Embryos
"We are creatures controlled by viruses," Luis Villarreal, a professor of Molecular Biology and Biochemistry at the University of California at Irvine, tells New Scientist. He's referring to the endogenous retroviruses, or ERVs, that make up about 9 percent of the human genome. Throughout human development, these retroviruses would invade our genome, at first causing death and disease—but as our … [Link]
Mental Floss » The Curse on Shakespeare's Grave
David Jones, Wikimedia Commons // CC BY 2.0 It's a pretty good practice to avoid incurring the wrath of the dead in general, but if there's a ghost you really don't want to upset, it's probably William Shakespeare. Just think of the many inventive ways he killed people in his plays. That's why the curse on his grave at the … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Who were you in a past life? Now you can find out without having to be around all those flaky new age weirdos [Amusing]
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FMyLife » englishornah says FML
Today, I asked my classmate to look over my essay. His comments were longer than the essay itself. FML [Link]
FMyLife » Owww1 says FML
Today, I learned that before you tell a blonde joke, you should make sure that your high school's 6'8", 275-pound, blond quarterback isn't standing behind you. FML [Link]
GraphJam » You Probably Just Helped the Future President Pass Algebra
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GraphJam » You Missed the 'Hair' Slice
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GraphJam » But It's So Sunny Out
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GraphJam » Apathy Charted
Meh Graph by: (via I Love Charts) Tagged: apathy , Line Graph , meh , whatever Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » You Got Me Again
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GraphJam » Look for Hidden Messages
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GraphJam » Check Out My Portfolio on Tumblr
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GraphJam » She's a Witch!
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GraphJam » Facebook Users with >500 "Friends"
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GraphJam » Locks
Locks Graph by: Unknown Tagged: burglars , families , locks , people , security Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » It's Everywhere!
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GraphJam » Hold On, I Gotta Go Scorch Some Bread
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GraphJam » Dinner's Burnt
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GraphJam » Kitties!
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GraphJam » Middle Seats Are Like Ghost Towns
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GraphJam » What About Maine?!
Way to go, Idaho! Graph by: Unknown Tagged: america , espn , fear , gorillas , idaho is a boss , maine , Maps Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Successfully unscrewing
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GraphJam » Classic: Those Aren't Real Words
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GraphJam » If Portals Were Real
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GraphJam » Grandma, You're Adorable!
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GraphJam » Who Said It?
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GraphJam » Have They Succeeded Yet? That's What I Thought
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GraphJam » I Like Both Those Things!
Graph by: (via leilockheart.me) Tagged: Bar Graph , bars , HIMYM , how i met your mother , Pie Chart , pies , Video Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Quick, Grab a Camera
This will no doubt end in failure. Graph by: Evertide Tagged: impending failure , kids , life , Pie Chart , school Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam »
Graph by: Phoonzang Tagged: cheezburger , content , credits , DOTORG , failblog , Pie Chart Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Things you do/have and where it gets you
Graph by: benderboyboy Tagged: failblog , free time , graphjam , hospital , stunts , stupidity , venn diagram , youtube Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Can't Wait for the Snooki Ball
Graph by: failisland12 Tagged: ball , hamster , infographic , new years , pictures of dot people continued , snooki Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Things Men Would Do if Granted the Power of Invisibility
Graph by: graphgeek86 Tagged: eavesdrop , friends , government , invisibility , locker room , men , Pie Chart , power , special , superhero , women Share on Facebook [Link]
Mental Floss » 5 Common-Universe Theories For TV
Could Fox Mulder have arrested Stringer Bell? According to these fan theories about seemingly unrelated shows populating the same universe, the answer is: absolutely. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Behold the taco cannon, which is probably both the best idea ever and the worst idea ever simultaneously [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » Ever wonder who was Amazon's first ever customer 20 years ago, and what did he buy? [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Woman who won't pay taxes to judge: "Look here, old man, when I told you I AM Justice-I meant it. It took me about 1 month to study the history of the world and… American jurisprudence, literally." (LOTS of Not safe for work language) [
[link] [93 comments] [Link]
Futility Closet » Misc
Image: Wikimedia Commons The clock face on the Marienkirche in Bergen auf Rügen, Germany, has 61 minutes. Does this mean time moves more slowly there — or more quickly? To ensure quiet, poet Amy Lowell hired five rooms at every hotel — her own and those on either side, above, and below. A perplexing sentence from a letter by Dorothy Osborne, … [Link]
Mental Floss » 101 Amazing Facts Everyone Should Know
Store these away for future trivia nights. [Link]
Mental Floss » WWI Centennial: Gas Attack at Ypres
Wereldoorlog1418 The First World War was an unprecedented catastrophe that shaped our modern world. Erik Sass is covering the events of the war exactly 100 years after they happened. This is the 179th installment in the series. April 22, 1915: Gas Attack at Ypres At 5pm on April 22, 1915, following a German artillery bombardment, French soldiers holding the northern … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Papillion, Nebraska gives people a reason to visit this summer: A massive 1000-foot water slide going down three lanes of traffic and a city street [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » Meteorologist explains why parking under overpass is a dick move when driving during a hailstorm [Obvious]
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FMyLife » biomajor99 says FML
Today, I had to explain to my 23-year-old female friend that when I get my hysterectomy, I will still be able to poop. FML [Link]
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Graph by: stuckfix Tagged: computers , my documents , Pie Chart , recycle bin , saving , windows Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Things parents don't want their kids to see
Graph by: midknight8 Tagged: Bar Graph , Blood , change , channel , cleavage , fine , gore , kids , language , no , parents , see Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Chances the Light Will be Green
LoL by: icanhasakitty Tagged: driving , light , traffic Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Who you're going to marry (according to romantic comedies)
Graph by: blg1538 Tagged: bartender , cousin , driver , fiancé , limo , marry , movies , Pie Chart , romantic comedies , waitress Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » It's Very Convenient That the Boulders Are Always Perfectly Round too
Graph by: phelpysan Tagged: action , boulders , Indiana Jones , movies , Pie Chart Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » How Do I Walk With This Thing?
Graph by: greyfox24 Tagged: best of week , gender swap , girls , guys , peetimes , Pie Chart Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Eight Legged Freaks
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GraphJam » It's Not Appeeling
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GraphJam » After School
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: after , facebook , napping , plan , school , studying , venn diagram Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » My Facebook Status Is Sure to Help!
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GraphJam » Re-Plotted: You Still Better Have Been Inspired
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: men , Pie Chart , relationships , women Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » ZOMG, I Want to Be Bella so Bad!
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: bella swan , fanfic , Pie Chart , twilight , zomg Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Replotted: So Many Penises
^ KTHXBAI Graph by: Pika4Chu Tagged: chat , Omegle , Pie Chart Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Yeah, Cause That's Enough
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: bathroom , courtesy , Pie Chart , toilet paper Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » What Do You Say When Someone Asks You if You're God?
Graph by: TynIsLove Tagged: bill murray , Ghostbusters , movies , Pie Chart Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Smile and Say, "Pikachu"
Graph by: Alatreon69 Tagged: photography , Pie Chart , pikachu , pokemon snap Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » You're All Talk
Graph by: Treeninja314 Tagged: Bar Graph , best of week , hitler , kill , murder , talk Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Scariest Thing Ever!
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GraphJam » No Escape From the Dictionary
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GraphJam » Screw You Guys, I'm Going To Win Accolades
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: brief history , infographic , knowledge overload , South Park , television Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Loud Noises!
Graph by: Nye Tagged: Bar Graph , Cats , fireworks , loud noises , new years Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Forget This, I'm Getting a Horse-Drawn Carriage
Graph by: (via Pleated-Jeans) Tagged: bikes , bus , cars , centaur , flying carpet , transportation Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Well, That Sounds Exciting
Graph by: Commander_Epic_the_Great Tagged: australia , desert , Maps , sharks , stereotypes , steve irwin Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Let's Get Down to Business
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: be a man , best of week , cartoons , disney , Movie , mulan , Music , Pie Chart Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Big Bang Theory IRL
Graph by: FearRegret Tagged: big bang theory , college , IRL , physics , Pie Chart , truancy story Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Just Add Bacon… to Anything
Graph by: Micd00gs Tagged: bacon , profit Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Teaching Kids Important Life Lessons Since 1998
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GraphJam » This Graph Literally Made Me Lol
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GraphJam » Every Time
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GraphJam » Things My Dog Will Bark At To Save My Life
Graph by: silletta Tagged: bags , bark , birds , burglar , dogs , flashlight , garbage , hair dryer , life , mosquitos , Pie Chart , save , vacuums Share on Facebook [Link]
Mental Floss » 10 National Parks and the Ghosts and Monsters Who Supposedly Live There
Bigfoot aside, the instances of otherworldly national parks visitors are almost too numerous to chronicle. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » …so here's a 19th century Greenlandic beaded seal-fur g-string [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Theme of Farktography Contest No. 520: "Feet Around the World" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme [Farktography]
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Mental Floss » When Ohio Outlawed Seduction
An 1886 law made it illegal for a woman in Ohio to act on those romantic feelings she was having toward her roller skating instructor. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Chilean volcano trolls Earth Day [Scary]
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Overheard In The Office » The Garbage Can Lid Hat Was a Nice Touch
Gay guy #1: You look very Sesame Street today.Gay guy #2: Oh my god, that's exactly what I was going for!Fashion Institute of Technology
New York City, New York [Link]
Overheard In The Office » So Pyramids Freak Me Out
Coworker: I don't even think I know where Egypt is, I think I failed geometry in high school…Minneapolis, Minnesota [Link]
Overheard In The Office » What Acid Flashbacks Are Like for the Man in the Yellow Hat
EVP at copier, yawning: Ohhhhh… Monkey. (walks away)Marlborough, Massachusetts [Link]
Overheard In The Office » Hey, Thank the Restraining Order
Pretty woman: Thanks for fixing my computer!Geeky computer guy: Maria*, you know I’m always thinking about you.Pretty woman: And thanks for not calling that to my attention too often.125th Street
New York, New York [Link]
Overheard In The Office » Indian or African Elephant, Sir?
President yelling at CFO: You eat an elephant one bite at a time, but we're trying to swallow it whole and we're starting with the tusks!Elmsford, New YorkOverheard by: Bored Beyond Belief [Link]
Overheard In The Office » No Peace, but a Sword for You, My Friend
Coworker on phone: Jesus told me if you come over to fuck you up.100 Main Street
Cincinnati, OhioOverheard by: Jesus Freak [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Good: You have a twin brother or sister. Bad: Lodged inside your brain [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Who can take his girlfriend, on a tryst or two / Disturbing all the neighbors with the antics that they do / The handyman can, oh the handyman can [Amusing]
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Mental Floss » 10 Cold War Terms Used in 'The Americans'
The latest season of The Americans is wrapping up tonight, so it's time to make like deep-cover 1980s Soviet agents Philip and Elizabeth Jenkins, put on a wig, and take surveillance of these 10 spy and Cold War terms. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Guest staying at the Hard Rock Hotel decided to use the floor ice machine as a toilet [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » Man escapes from prison only to discover that he needs the free state-sponsored medical care. 40 years later. Thanks Obama [Weird]
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Overheard In The Office » Let's See If She Abandons the Kid in the Yogurt Section
Clerk to another, seeing woman walk in with screaming baby: A coat hanger could have fixed that problem.Fergus
Ontario
CanadiaOverheard by: weenie [Link]
Weird Universe » Kiss Of Death
Next up for Darwin Award near miss- guy who tried to kiss a cottonmouth snake on the lips. Yeah, he's from Florida. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » At 92, Rosie the Riveter has passed on to the ephemeral heavens [Sad]
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Weird Universe » Never Inject Stuff In Your Stuff
Injecting your penis with vasoline to make it appear larger is a very bad idea. The description of the surgery necessary to effect repairs is cringe-worthy. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » "Hubbly Bubbly's Vegan Falafel Pocket Sandwich" comes to you way back from Jesus-Time, at least according to this chef. It's true, the Sermon on the Mount ended with paleo friendly gluten-free loaves and a smoothie bar [Florida]
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Mental Floss » 10 Surprisingly Noisy Sea Critters
We envision the sea floor as a serene, quiet place. We're wrong. [Link]
Overheard In The Office » The Law's a Cruel Mistress, Betsy
Female attorney to secretary: Even the three-ways are a pain in the butt.Asheville, North Carolina [Link]
Fark.com RSS » "A motorcyclist in China was pulled over by police when he was caught carrying an entire minivan on the back of his bike" (pic) [Amusing]
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Mental Floss » A Visual History of Hockey Jerseys on One Awesome Poster
After the success of their Compendiums of basketball jerseys and baseball uniforms, the Brooklyn-based Pop Chart Lab is going for the hat trick with its latest poster, A Visual Compendium of Hockey Jerseys. The new poster is well-timed, arriving in the first round of the Stanley Cup Playoffs. In addition to sweaters from the history of the NHL, there are … [Link]
Mental Floss » The Most Popular NBA Team by ZIP Code
A lot of purple on that map. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Photoshop Theme: Celebrities in minimum wage jobs [Photoshop]
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Mental Floss » You Don’t Need to Get $225,000 Worth of Plastic Surgery Just to Celebrate William Shakespeare
Lots of people say they like Shakespeare. Not a lot of people get plastic surgery just to prove it. [Link]
Mental Floss » 11 Surprisingly Noisy Sea Critters
We envision the sea floor as a serene, quiet place. We're wrong. [Link]
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