Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”
FMyLife » RS says FML
Today, I tried a new hairstyle to impress a guy I like. I was pretty confident, until he took one look at me and said, "Uh… why's there an onion on your head?" So much for that. FML [Link]
Overheard In The Office » Maybe You Should Try Singing with Your Mouth
Employee on phone: Church choir practice kicked my ass last night! 1400 Douglas Street
Omaha, Nebraska Overheard by: DB [Link]
FMyLife » spicybasement says FML
Today, while working at McDonald's, a guy asked me to deep fry his salad. FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Former US Air Force veteran mechanic arrested for trying to join ISIS, also charged with not knowing ISIS doesn't have an air force [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Gun show organizer unsympathetic to the "it's cool, some of my closest friends are gun targets" defense [Stupid]
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Fark.com RSS » Yeah, I'll have a triple venti half sweet non-fat caramel hurdled-filled plight for the person of color in the current American landscape Macchiato. To go [Interesting]
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FMyLife » Anonymous says FML
Today, my boss chewed me out for leaving a work function early. I explained it was to avoid a former co-worker I constantly fought with. The boss revealed he purposely invited that former co-worker, hoping our fight would provide entertainment. FML [Link]
GraphJam » Who's Laughing Now, Pigs?
Graph by: LOLdogexpert Tagged: angry birds , physics , Pie Chart , pig , video games Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » What People Do When You Say, "Don't Look, I'm Naked."
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GraphJam » College Flowchart
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Fark.com RSS » On the bright side, if ISIS' latest propaganda video doesn't get them any new recruits, the Yakkety Sax overdub will get them a lot of hits on YouTube [Dumbass]
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Overheard In The Office » That's Nothing– My Blackberry Can Perform It.
Reporter: I know how to do CPR. I have the CPR ap on my iPhone.Augusta, Georgia [Link]
Fark.com RSS » "What better place to focus our prevention efforts than on our children and in our classrooms, says Trojan man [Cool]
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Mental Floss » The Stories Behind the 68 March Madness Mascots
Because they can't all be Wildcats. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Thief nets one (1) maple bar in doughnut shop heist. No bear claws were molested [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » The AP would like you know that the Robert Durst who was just arrested for murder is not the guy from Limp Bizkit as previously reported [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » Possession of a fraudulent dog will soon be a second degree misdemeanor [Florida]
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Mental Floss » The Missing Links: Go Inside the 'SNL 40' Show
A new virtual reality experience lets you go inside a moment from the recent SNL 40 show. * Carving their names into the walls of historic places, stealing things, riding on wildlife. Don’t be like these awful tourists. * So, apparently, Mitt Romney is going to box Evander Holyfield. This is not a story from The Onion. No ear biting, … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » USA Today: what exactly is a shamrock? Experts: shut up and drink more Guinness [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » Drag queen 'Kitty Litter' hangs up high heels after being selected as a local councillor [Unlikely]
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FMyLife » distressed says FML
Today, my mother worked out that my boyfriend and I are having sex. Instead of confronting me about it, she now just sits and stares at me judgmentally whenever I'm in the same room as her, making me feel incredibly uncomfortable. FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this lemur [Photoshop]
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Mental Floss » Create a Battery From Mud
If you're looking to get your child excited about science, the answer could be right in your backyard. Keegan Cooke and Kevin Rand—a scientist and an engineer, respectively—have created awesome kits to make batteries powered by mud. MudWatt is an innovative approach to STEM (Science, Technology, Engineering, and Math) education that can also power your electronics. The batteries work by … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Falling ice starts gas fire [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Live Blog: Will St. Patrick drive the Likud party out of Israel? [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Student driver steals unattended pizza delivery vehicle, doesn't drive it much worse than the usual delivery guys [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » Cool: camping out for tickets to a show. Kind of cool, I guess: camping out for the new iPhone. Not cool: camping out for the IRS [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » Fed up with the current situation, the Secret Service asks for the funds to build a White House without Obama in it [Interesting]
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Overheard In The Office » 11AM Order Safe
Tech #1: Can I have the key to the IDF closet?
Tech #2: I don’t have it, it’s in the lockbox.
Tech #1: Well then, can I have the key to the lockbox?
Tech #2: It’s not locked. 20800 Harvard Road
Cleveland, Ohio [Link]
Overheard In The Office » We'll Be Doing a Demonstration, Followed by a Brief Q&A
Office manager (over the intercom): Whoever had a problem with the new toilet, please report to the bathroom at this time.Warner Robins, GeorgiaOverheard by: I just work here. [Link]
Overheard In The Office » 2PM Unclog Machine
Admin: The fax machine says “jam error”. Is that on our end or theirs? 100 Parsonage Road
Edison, New Jersy [Link]
Fark.com RSS » I am Groot. *Bow chicka wow wow* [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » Scientists discover Cervantes' tomb, hulking giants over yonder [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » Man unable to stand up after taking a few Bushmills' shots [Scary]
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The Onion » American Voices: Report: Coca-Cola Paid Experts To Say Soda Is A Healthy Snack
According to a report by the Associated Press, Coca-Cola paid numerous fitness and nutrition experts to say that the sugary, high-fructose, and high-calorie soft drink could be part of a healthy diet and even recommended mini cans of Coke as a healthy sna… 
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Fark.com RSS » Always know the age of consent in the state where you live, if for no other reason than to avoid blackmail over your three-way with a mother and her stripper-daughter who claims to be underage [Strange]
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The Onion » Ben Roethlisberger To Be Honored With Statute
Ben Roethlisberger To Be Honored With Statute 
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Mental Floss » 5 Questions: Like a Shamrock
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Mental Floss » 28 Brilliant Irish Words
Around one million people in Ireland—as well as 20,000 people in the United States—can speak Irish. It’s an ancient and unfamiliar-looking language in the Celtic group, making it a linguistic cousin of other ancient languages like Welsh, Scots, Manx, and Breton. To English speakers though, it’s a tough language to master. It has a relatively complex grammar, that sees words … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Cocaine dealers caught after buying multiple food processors from supermarket to blend their drugs: "They didn't look like typical home bakers or cooks" (pics) [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » I know this may come as a shock, but a new study places blame for Disneyland measles outbreak on anti-vaxers [Obvious]
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Futility Closet » Chinese Magic Mirrors
During China’s Han dynasty, artisans began casting solid bronze mirrors with a perplexing property. The front of each mirror was a polished, reflective surface, and the back featured a design that had been cast into the bronze. But if light were cast from the mirrored side onto a wall, the design would appear there as if by magic. The mirrors … [Link]
Mental Floss » 20 Things You Might Not Know About 'Community'
Sorry—we still don't know who the boss is. Only Abed can answer that. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Let's do this. Philadelphia Fark Party May 2nd at Frankford Hall [FarkParty]
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Fark.com RSS » Today's slow news day features $1000 reward for stolen $949 motorized cooler, with bonus sexy raccoon picture [Amusing]
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Overheard In The Office » Have You Tried Fiber?
Receptionist to air conditioner repair man: My fanny thing leaks!
Cube dwellers, listening: What?
Receptionist: It drips on my desk. New Zealand Overheard by: YOUR WHAT!!! [Link]
Fark.com RSS » British roads are clogged with slow-moving tanks. Defence officials want them clogged with fast-moving tanks [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Woman charged with killing a hunter's falcon which was killing a duck. You really can't make this stuff up [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » Kappa Delta Ruh Rho [Dumbass]
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The Onion » Opinion: You Might Be Wondering Why I’m Wearing A Cap Usually Reserved For Playing Baseball (by Dan Biederman)
By Dan Biederman 
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Fark.com RSS » Sex-positive activist Del Williams experiences la grande mort [Sad]
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Fark.com RSS » Good news everyone. We have now convinced dietitians that Coca-cola is a healthy snack [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » Man walks into trooper's car, gets charged with DWI [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Former Jail Services Technician becomes current Jail Resident for providing too many "jail services" to inmates. With "yeah, probably" picture [Unlikely]
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Fark.com RSS » Hey, my mom Tased me all the time. And I'm a better man for it [Florida]
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Mental Floss » The Chemistry of Craft Beer
Whether you plan to drink a green beer or a fancier craft brew this St. Patrick's Day, you can thank chemistry for the drink. All beers require barley, hops, yeast, and water, but the way the beer is brewed determines the taste. This video talks about the science behind the different beers you might be drinking for the holiday—even the … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » "Please try again. Your password must contain 11 capital letters, a pint of Guinness, 14 numbers, the blood of a leprechaun, 13 symbols and the luck of the Irish" (Sponsored link) [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Car carrying $500,000 worth of pot crashes into police car in the easiest drug bust anyone had this week anywhere [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » "A cocaine dealer who died during a police raid on his home was 'extremely fat' and 'incredibly big' and ate a bacon roll while brawling with up to six officers" [Strange]
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Mental Floss » 11 Other March Madness Tournaments 2015 (part one)
Everyone is getting into the spirit of the NCAA March Madness tournament- even people who don’t care at all about basketball. That’s because it’s not just basketball. There’s a tournament and a bracket for every subject under the sun this month, and you can participate in one that reflects your interests. Here are eleven of those online tournaments going on … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Are you sick of plastic shamrocks, gimmicky green beer and the pasty Irish farting corned beef and cabbage? Come to the West Coast, as Los Angeles hardly has a St. Patrick's Day scene. (Cinco de Mayo makes up for the missing booze and farts quota
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Fark.com RSS » Cleaning ladies win lottery jackpot, all go back to work, miss whole point of 'winning the lottery' [Sad]
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The Onion » American Voices: Paleo Cookbook For Babies Raises Concerns
Health officials in Australia are investigating a new cookbook for infants titled Bubba Yum Yum: The Paleo Way For New Mums, Babies And Toddlers, which teaches parents how to put their babies on a paleo diet, including a recipe for homemade formula. 
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Fark.com RSS » Double, double toil and trouble, internet burn, and witches bubble [Weird]
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The Onion » Man Has Carefully Calculated Timeline For Revealing Negative Personality Traits To New Girlfriend
BALTIMORE—Saying he doesn’t want to scare her off by springing too much on her all at once, local man Daniel Hastings explained Tuesday that he has devised a carefully calculated timeline for revealing his negative personality traits to the wo… 
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Fark.com RSS » "Yeah you might not like that he is naked, but he is doing nothing wrong or illegal" [Weird]
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Fark.com RSS » Onlookers talk down suicidal man when police can't [Sad]
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Fark.com RSS » Man arrested in Moscow for wearing a kilt in public, or as police there like to call it, "a dress" [Amusing]
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FMyLife » Anonymous says FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Not for cheating or for flirting, but because I wear tighty whities. FML [Link]
FMyLife » ilovecharliesheen says FML
Today, I accidentally ate a cat treat instead of a cinnamon glazed pecan. I thought it must have been burnt by the way it tasted, so ate a few more before I figured out my mistake and spat them out. FML [Link]
GraphJam » You Don't Know the Meaning of Cold
Graph by: basmentevil Tagged: cold , freezing , snow , venn diagram Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Not All That Tempting
Forget funny, my food looks felonious. Graph by: GrinningRat Tagged: food , fruit , illegal , infographic Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » When People Write Inappropriate Titles
Graph by: ilikepi3141592653589 Tagged: best of week , brackets , comic sans , mispelling , Pie Chart , self referential Share on Facebook
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Overheard In The Office » Stupid Hypnotist
Payroll clerk to another: So, whenever anyone says ‘payroll,’ I stab someone and piss myself!Seattle, WashingtonOverheard by: Goin’ Payroll [Link]
Fark.com RSS » New Yorkers are why New York can't have nice things, part MMCCCXVII: City lifts ban on in-school student phone use. Student immediately uses phone to upskirt his teacher. Mom-of-the-year immediately goes to the "she was asking for it" def
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Fark.com RSS » Splitting assets during a divorce is usually done by lawyers, not by one half of the couple and a chain saw (pics) [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » Student downs 25 shots of vodka in 60 seconds at university drinking competition. Wins his prize posthumously [Asinine]
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FMyLife » Boss Troubles says FML
Today, my boss insisted I go in front of him up the stairs. Out of respect, I insisted he go first. After a few seconds of back and forth insisting, he went. The reason he wanted me to go first was because he had to fart. I inhaled the raunchy gas for over three flights of stairs. FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Theft most fowl [Weird]
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Fark.com RSS » Replacing the infamous Port Authority bus terminal would cost $8-10 billion, not including the 10% markup of the 15% surcharge of the 30% unexpected overages on the 60% consulting fees for the 100% not-mobbed-up contractors [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » DC Metrobus hits parked car. DC Metrobus hits parked car [Misc]
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Fark.com RSS » If you're one of the 200,000 who were scrounging up $300 in order to help Televangelist Creflo Dollar purchase his $65M jet, stop. He's now looking for a used jet and will get back to you on how much he needs [Dumbass]
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Mental Floss » 7 Wild 'Simpsons' Fan Conspiracy Theories
With a show as beloved and long-lasting as The Simpsons, fans are naturally going to let their imaginations run wild with the vast amount of information they are given. The following theories were made by fans and explain some of the show's more inexplicable aspects—and some do it more convincingly than others… 1. Homer is in a coma. In the … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Thousands of Canada geese fall from the sky dead in Idaho. It's a start [Strange]
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The Onion » Your Horoscopes — Week Of March 17, 2015
ARIES: The inexorable power of destiny would render you powerless to stop the fateful events of next week, were anything ever to actually happen to you. 
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Mental Floss » Where Did the French Maid Outfit Come From?
Do maids in France really wear those skimpy outfits while keeping house? Of course not. A mini-skirt, stiletto heels, and fishnet stockings is not the most practical outfit when it comes to vacuuming floors or scrubbing toilets. Depending upon the formality of the household, a traditional European maid or housekeeper might wear a knee-length blue, black, or grey dress with … [Link]
The Onion » Scientists Discover Eating Serves Function Other Than Easing Anxiety
PROVIDENCE, RI—Shedding new light on the biological underpinnings behind the behavior, scientists at Brown University announced Tuesday that eating appears to serve a number of key functions besides relieving anxiety. 
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Overheard In The Office » And What of My Little Dog?
Network admin: Yeah, I saw Aladdin in the theater.Help desk supervisor: That’s because you’re a faggot.Network admin: No, it’s because I have kids.Help desk supervisor: Well, your kids are faggots, too.Princeton, New JerseyOverheard by: Frank [Link]
The Onion » ‘What If No One Travels Anywhere Ever Again?’ Wonders Panicked Transportation Secretary
WASHINGTON—Wondering what would become of the nation’s airports, roadways, and harbors, Transportation Secretary Anthony Foxx reportedly became consumed with fear Tuesday that the American populace might suddenly decide not to travel anywhere … 
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The Onion » Cow Worried It Will Never Live Up To Father’s USDA Rating
Cow Worried It Will Never Live Up To Father’s USDA Rating 
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Fark.com RSS » British people don't know how to make tea, says top scientist: "The way Brits make tea, it's like using a laptop to hammer a nail into a wall. Yes it will do the job, but it can do so much more" [Sad]
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FMyLife » anonymous says FML
Today, I tried to surprise my husband by wearing something sexy to bed. He didn't say anything, just laughed and left the room for 10 minutes. The little confidence I had disappeared, so I changed, feeling stupid for thinking I could pull off sexy. He got mad at me for being confusing. FML [Link]
Mental Floss » Video Premiere: Buckminster Fuller on The Geodesic Life
"I said, 'Isn't it amazing. Here's my child looking up at that airplane and that airplane in the sky is as natural to her as a bird.' Because when I was born, the airplane did not exist. It was really the start of the beginning of impossible things happening." -Buckminster Fuller [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Pentagon intel analysts want to be more like Amazon. If you spend more than $35, you get free two-day drone striking [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » (- -) [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop theme: the house of tomorrow [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » CSB Sunday Morning (St. Paddy's edition): Oh god so hungover at work [CSB]
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Overheard In The Office » So Anyway, Mom Had a Stroke
Fat black girl: My mom — she’s bein’ so damn nosy. Yesterday she says, ‘V, tell me something I don’t know about you!’Fat white girl: So, what’d you say?Fat black girl: I said, ‘I like it in the ass! That shit is wonderful.’Fat white girl: Hahaha, oh my god. Wait, how is that her being nosy?Fat black girl: Well, it’s what … [Link]
Weird Universe » Urine-Fueled Distress Signals
Imagine that you're stuck in a remote location and you need to radio for help. But your radio has no power! Never fear. As long as you have some of these paper triangles created by researchers at the Bristol BioEnergy Centre — and you have to go to the bathroom — you'll have battery power. Just pee on the paper … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Suck it Williamsburg and Brooklyn–Hoboken is now America's hot hipster hangout. Wait, is that a good thing? [Interesting]
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Mental Floss » A Leprechaun's Pot of Gold is Worth $1,258,000
St. Patrick's Day by the numbers. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » "Sex education without porn is not sex education" [Obvious]
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Weird Universe » Beautiful Chemical Reactions
Beautiful Chemical Reactions from L2 Molecule on Vimeo. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » People who put the toilet paper on under the roller and not over.. JUST STOP IT, you're doing it wrong according to the inventor's original patent [Silly]
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Fark.com RSS » I was broke, so for lack of a better phrase, I was indeed "down to clown" [Amusing]
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Mental Floss » 11 Off-the-Beaten-Path Tricks for Using Tech to Improve Watching Sports
Sports fanatics know that following their favorite teams is a full-time job. Luckily, there are plenty of new gadgets and apps to help stay up-to-date and enhance your sports-watching experience. 1. Stay Updated 
Thuuz is a great app for finding highlights, game times, and Fantasy Sport information. You can personalize your feed and connect with others to talk about the … [Link]
Mental Floss » Like a Shamrock
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Fark.com RSS » Former homebuilder becomes a lawmaker and tries to pass a bill protecting current homebuilders from having to obey all those pesky ordinances that protect native plants from homebuilders. Homebuilders [Asinine]
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Mental Floss » Archaeologists Unearthed a 250-Year-Old Pretzel
Archaeologists recently stumbled across the burnt remains of a very old pretzel during an excavation of what might have once been a bakery in Bavaria, Germany—the oldest one ever discovered. The charred snack was accompanied by a croissant and a bread roll. Germans have been enjoying pretzels since 610 A.D., but these overdone goods are estimated to be about 250 … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » McDonald's workers across the country file federal complaints after getting burned by McOil and McOvens [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » Puff the Not So Magic Dragon [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Passenger on United Airlines flight goes berserk after he realizes he's flying on United Airlines [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » Not that he deserves it, but here's how you make a birthday cake for a cat [Spiffy]
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Mental Floss » Morning Cup of Links: Shut Up and Dance!
Here's a supercut of 89 of the most iconic dance scenes in film. All joyfully edited and synched to the song “Shut Up and Dance.”
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9 Of The Strangest Animated TV Shows From The 1990s. They didn’t follow a formula as much as the shows of the ‘70s, which only made them weirder.
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15 Jokes That Only Biologists … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Ethiopia's military is lean and hungry [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Teen learns valuable life lesson, namely: if you're already banned from WalMart for shoplifting, going to WalMart and shoplifting three days in a row may result in being "struck with a Taser in the buttocks" [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Four high school students hospitalized after hash oil brownies. Well, thank god they didn't eat peanuts [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » Mayor Muriel Bowser hates the homeless… ness problem that plagues DC, wants to end it in 5 years [Unlikely]
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Fark.com RSS » Man gets 15 years for trading 3 shots for a beer [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » A robot is catfishing Tinder users at SXSW [PSA]
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Fark.com RSS » Aww: Dad gives a caterpillar to kids. Awesome: Dad builds a Caterpillar for kids [Cool]
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FMyLife » manderpander21 says FML
Today, my mom and I made the bad decision to go hiking for some mother-daughter bonding even though we had little experience. My mother tumbled down a mountain named Tumbledown and I couldn't even enjoy the irony because I had to half carry her all the way back to the car. FML [Link]
Mental Floss » Exquisite Video Shows High-Def Time-Lapse of Flowers Blooming
Get excited for Spring with this gorgeous time-lapse video of flowers blooming. Creative director Thomas Blanchard, who is responsible for this cheerful masterpiece, said of the music and background choice, "I created this video simply because I love nature…To me, the 60's / 70's is the most representative period for the flowers. This is a way to pay tribute to … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Son of Alabama Chief Judge Roy Moore is busted on drug charges, but it's all good, cause "thou shalt not toke" isn't one of the Ten Commandments [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » Obama: "At a certain point if enough states end up decriminalizing, Congress may then reschedule marijuana" [Spiffy]
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Futility Closet » Critical Sensitivity
Alexander Woollcott set a world record for the shortest review of a Broadway play. The play was titled Wham! Woollcott’s review, in full, read “Ouch!” The post Critical Sensitivity appeared first on Futility Closet. [Link]
Overheard In The Office » 12PM Kevin Requested New Monitor–Follow Up
CSR: I just took a look at the survey and noticed that at the very beginning it says “this survey is design”. Shouldn’t that say
“designed”?
IT: Probably…I cut and pasted.
CSR: Can it be changed?
IT: No, I etched that survey directly into your screen. To change it we would have to buy you a new monitor. 1 Woodland … [Link]
Overheard In The Office » 10AM Project Meeting
Worker #1: Boy, you look tired…
Project Manager: Yeah, it’s been hectic. I need some of that geico balboa stuff.
Worker #1: Uh, ginko bilboa?
Project Manager: That’s what I said.
Worker #1: No, you said “geico balboa”.
Project Manager: What’s the difference?
Worker #1: Well, Geico is an insurance company, and Balboa is Rocky the boxer’s–as in the movie–last … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Two traffic judges dismissed 24,000 pending red-light camera ticket cases Monday, ruling that the program violates the law, putting an end to millions of dollars in easy revenue for the state [Florida]
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Mental Floss » Why Do Mosquitoes Prefer Biting Some People to Others?
They do like you. [Link]
Mental Floss » 15 Things You Probably Didn’t Know About '28 Weeks Later'
Make sure you don’t get infected while reading a few facts we thought you might not know about 28 Weeks Later. 1. THE ORIGINAL STORY FOR THE SEQUEL WAS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT Titled 29 Days Later, the original sequel told the story of British marines attempting to rescue the Prime Minister and the Queen of England. 2. THE SEQUEL HAD A … [Link]
Overheard In The Office » Our Sales Have Been Flaccid As Of Late
Sales guy: Are we penetrating?Sales gal: It would be great if you could penetrate with us!McLean, Virginia [Link]
Fark.com RSS » "The whole idea that this is their water because it fell on their roof, folks, it's not their water" [Weird]
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Overheard In The Office » …If You Please
Office secretary: All I'm saying is… They'd better be siamese.Manhattan, New York [Link]
Mental Floss » Jeremy Bentham's Memorial Now Watches Its Visitors
Stephen J. Murdoch // CC BY-ND 4.0 Jeremy Bentham came up with the idea of the Panopticon, a circular prison that would allow one guard to observe all inmates without the prisoners knowing whether they were actually being watched at any given time. So it’s fitting that the memorial dedicated to the 19th century British philosopher, located in a hallway … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Congratulations new TV station, you've managed to drop the C-bomb right out of the gate *facepalm* [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » Can everybody stop playing hide-and-seek in Ikea please [Amusing]
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Overheard In The Office » Just When You Thought No One Could Hate Holiday Music As Much As You Do…
Boss, explaining why he hates a Christmas song: I heard that during my aborted vasectomy, so every time I hear it I think of the doctor trying to slit me!Northshore, Massachusetts [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Mitt Romney to box Evander Holyfield for Charity. Romney hopes that frequently switching stances will keep Holyfield off-balance [Spiffy]
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FMyLife » redneckpunk says FML
Today, during a date with my girlfriend, I found out you can hiccup hard enough to convince someone that you're having a seizure. FML [Link]
FMyLife » not a jesse pinkman joke says FML
Today, my dad turned up drunk to an intervention for my brother's drug addiction. FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » White House: We have been so transparent, the country doesn't need the Freedom of Information Act to apply to us anymore. Anyways, we changed the regulations and now it doesn't. See? Transparency [Unlikely]
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Overheard In The Office » To Be Fair, They Work at a Toy Factory.
Short male coworker to another: Shouldn't you be making toys somewhere?College Station, Texas [Link]
Mental Floss » 10 Gaelic Loanwords to Celebrate St. Patrick's Day
It’s said that everyone gets to be a bit Irish on St. Patrick’s Day. In that case, it’s only fair that everyone has a few words of Irish Gaelic origin ready for the occasion. Irish Gaelic is a living language of the Celtic family, and today, there are an estimated 1.3 million habitual fluent speakers in the Republic of Ireland … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » EPA debunks the issue of chemtrails. That ought to take care of it. Let us speak no more of the matter [Unlikely]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this deadly shark [Photoshop]
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