Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”
Mental Floss » The Most Interesting Comics of the Week
Every week I write about the most interesting new comics hitting comic shops, bookstores, digital, and the web. Feel free to comment below if there's a comic you've read recently that you want to talk about or an upcoming comic that you'd like me to consider highlighting. 1. Howard the Duck #1 By Chip Zdarsky, Joe Quinones and Rico Renzi … [Link]
FMyLife » Anonymous says FML
Today, I got in line for my flight to visit a friend in England. My mom was there to see me off, and decided to shout "No sex!" while waving, in front of at least a hundred people who will very likely be sharing the transatlantic flight with me. FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Michele Bachmann to bootstrap her acting career with a cameo in Sharknado 3 [Weird]
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Futility Closet » Unquote
“It has been said, not truly, but with a possible approximation to truth, that in 1802 every hereditary monarch was insane.” — Walter Bagehot [Link]
Mental Floss » A Mustard Sommelier’s 10 Tips for Tasting Mustard Better
Dijon. It’s what’s for dinner (breakfast, lunch, dessert, and happy hour). [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Cheer Up, Emo Caffeinates: Seattle chain remodels "The Most Depressing Starbucks in America" [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » Leaving out the obvious ones, here are 14 of the most loathsome figures of WWII [Sick]
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Mental Floss » The Missing Links: Michael Bolton Goes to the Office
Michael Bolton shows that he’s a good sport by playing the Michael Bolton character in this revised version of Office Space. I celebrate this guy’s entire catalog. * It’s about time we start immortalizing some of our greatest minds in stained glass. Here is a sneak preview of what that would look like. * Check out the story of the … [Link]
Mental Floss » That Time Hillary Clinton Spoofed 'Forrest Gump'
Probable 2016 presidential candidate and former First Lady Hillary Clinton once donned a bunch of bad wigs and a fake Southern accent to spoof Forrest Gump. The year was 1995, and if you don't remember it, it's OK—we have the video, which surfaced earlier today on the Independent Journal Review. "Hillary Gump"—who thinks the White House is like a box … [Link]
The Onion » Fraternity Members To Undergo Racial Sensitivity Hazing
EVANSTON, IL—In the wake of a controversial video depicting two individuals in the fraternity’s University of Oklahoma chapter leading a racist chant, Sigma Alpha Epsilon officials instituted a new national policy Wednesday requiring all membe… 
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this golden moment [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » 11 soldiers missing after their helicopter crashes in a Florida swamp. Wait, wasn't this a '80s movie plot? [Sad]
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FMyLife » nothesisforme says FML
Today, I asked my professor for his opinion on the subject I plan to study in my thesis. Turns out, he likes it so much that he's going to steal it from me. FML [Link]
FMyLife » birdisnottheword says FML
Today, the phone rang while I was on the toilet. I asked my 3-year-old daughter to answer it, only for her to loudly say, "Mommy's on the toilet pooping." FML [Link]
FMyLife » CasaDeLoser says FML
Today, my kid made a new friend at school. When I asked her to describe her new friend, she said, "She looks kinda like you, only pretty." FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Body found in cemetery [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » Meet the woman who gives frogs enemas and turtles massages [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » UK gardeners are warned to: Beware…………..of ……………… the………………. slug…………….. invasion [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » If managing your kid's busy after-school schedule is too much of a hassle, letting one of Uber's unvetted drivers ferry your kids around in their private vehicle is a great option- according to the worst. parents. ever [Asinine]
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The Onion » Infographic: Commonly Overlooked Tax Credits
As Americans rush to fill out their tax forms before the April 15 deadline, many may not realize that they are eligible for multiple tax credits that would earn money back from the government. 
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The Onion » American Voices: Facebook Removes ‘Feeling Fat’ From Status Update Options
After users complained that the emoticon encourages eating disorders and negative body image, Facebook officials deleted “feeling fat” from the list of status update options users can choose to indicate their mood. 
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Mental Floss » Name the Horcruxes of Voldemort From Harry Potter
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Mental Floss » 9 Facts That Tell the True Story of Johnny Appleseed
A hero of American folklore, Johnny Appleseed was said to be a barefoot wanderer with a tin pot hat, and a sack of apples, so he might leave the start of trees everywhere he went. But unlike his tall tale colleagues Paul Bunyan and Babe the Blue Ox, Appleseed's story was based on a real man. His name was John … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » 50 shades of ugly-assed chameleons hatch at Australia's Taronga Zoo [Sappy]
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Fark.com RSS » Sydney Leathers finds a politician even dumber than Anthony Weiner [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Hello 911, this is dog [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » A man finally got a bike removed from a lamppost after three years of it making him angry. Someone immediately replaced it with a rusty lawnmower, patch of fake grass and daisies [Amusing]
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The Onion » Every Single NFL Player Traded, Retired, Signed, Cut, Re-Signed Over Past 24 Hours
NEW YORK—With NFL free agency now in full swing, league sources confirmed Wednesday that a whirlwind past 24 hours has resulted in every single player from every team being traded, announcing his retirement, signing with a new team, getting cut, and… 
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Fark.com RSS » "Investigators say the fatal fire was caused by the home's occupant smoking next to an oxygen tank" [Fail]
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The Onion » New Evidence Suggests Last Ice Age Caused By Earth Floating Into Extremely Chilly Part Of Galaxy
BERKELEY, CA—Offering an alternative explanation for the period of heavy glaciation and lower global temperatures, new evidence published Wednesday by scientists at the University of California suggests that Earth’s most recent ice age was cau… 
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Fark.com RSS » You see a jacket stuck in a tree. Do you: C) Assume it's Islamic State propaganda and call the cops? [Asinine]
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Mental Floss » Gorgeous, Up-Close Photos of Los Angeles-Area Mountain Lions
The National Park Service has been closely monitoring mountain lion residents of the Santa Monica Mountains National Recreation Area for more than a decade. The mountains' proximity to Los Angeles means the cougars need to contend with ever-encroaching human development, and the Park Service wants to keep tabs on the population. Part of how they do so is with camera … [Link]
Mental Floss » Pick the Things in the Galaxy in Order from Smallest to Largest
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Fark.com RSS » If you had "Oklahoma" as the first state that would move to separate marriage from state control, step forward and claim your prize [Unlikely]
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Overheard In The Office » So I Can Only Loan It to You for an Hour or So
Pretty blonde girl: Umm, excuse me, but do you have a tampon? I'm desperate.Obese, sassy librarian: Yeah, I have one. But it's inserted.Monson Free Library
Monson, MassachusettsOverheard by: Sarah [Link]
Overheard In The Office » And who do you Mean When you Say ‘You’?
Coworker #1: Did you work here in 1993?Coworker #2: ‘Here’ in what sense?1110 West Washington Street
Phoenix, ArizonaOverheard by: next cube over [Link]
Overheard In The Office » Not the First Song Inspired by Porky Pig
Singing employee: Oooh, baaacon weaver! I believe we can reach the morning light!Kane Hall, University of Washington
Seattle, Washington [Link]
Overheard In The Office » For a Dollar, All You’re Getting Is an Estimate
Shipping guy: How much handling can you get for a dollar?Richmond Road
Bedford Heights, OhioOverheard by: Shannon [Link]
Mental Floss » The Definitive 'Back to the Future' Documentary is Coming
Back to the Future turns 30 this year. Because we're really big fans of the movie, we're excited that a new BTTF documentary is coming out this October. Titled Back in Time, the documentary explores the cultural legacy of the trilogy three decades later, and its planned release date is October 2015—that's the time Marty McFly visits in BTTF II. … [Link]
Mental Floss » Hear What Rapping Sounds Like in 14 Different Languages
As a pre-teen, before he became a South Korean hip-hop star, San E immigrated to the U.S. with his family. He tells Billboard that when he would play Korean hip-hop for his American friends, “they’d be like, ‘They can rap in Korean?’ I always wanted to let everybody know hip-hop is worldwide; it can be rap in all different languages … [Link]
Overheard In The Office » Where the Distinction Is Irrelevant
General manager to sales guy: You are such a candy-assed, chicken-shit, pansy son of a gun!Warehouse manager to sales guy: Dude, I’ve dated girls that are more of a man than you are!Receptionist to warehouse manager: Yeah, but you’re from Jersey.Kelso Drive
Baltimore, MarylandOverheard by: Nikki [Link]
The Onion » New Free-Range Slaughterhouse Allows Livestock To Roam Freely On Killing Floor
SIGOURNEY, IA—Describing their company as a humane alternative to standard industrialized packing plants, owners of a new free-range slaughterhouse told reporters Wednesday that they allow their livestock to stay active by openly roaming around on t… 
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Fark.com RSS » Previously denied secret deal made with key witness in Willingham murder trial now fully exposed, leading to prosecutor facing formal misconduct charges. Exoneration highly likely for convicted Texan, if they hadn't already executed him. Awkward
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Mental Floss » 11 Ancient Board Games
Some of these have been around for over 4000 years—which is about the length of the average Monopoly game. [Link]
The Onion » American Voices: Solar-Powered Plane Begins Flight Around Globe
Solar Impulse 2, an ultralight aircraft designed to run entirely on solar power, took off from Abu Dhabi on a journey around the world Monday and will continue to fly around the globe for much of the next year. 
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Fark.com RSS » This farmer saved a freezing baby cow named Leroy by taking it for a swim in a hot tub. Leroy is "done hot-tubbing" but "sunbathing is definitely in his future out in the grass" [Sappy]
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The Onion » Woman Has No Business Being An Extrovert
SAN ANTONIO, TX—Explaining that the character trait does not seem to suit her well, acquaintances of local woman Mary Randolph told reporters Wednesday that the 32-year-old accountant really has no business being an extrovert. 
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FMyLife » Anonymous says FML
Today, I jokingly sent my girlfriend a link to an article about giving better head. She didn't think it was funny, and has since sent me numerous articles about the female orgasm, and I just got a link to the Wikipedia article about the clitoris. FML [Link]
FMyLife » katgib13 says FML
Today, I was stopped in the grocery store by a stranger, who berated me, quite loudly, for going out in public in my pajamas. I had just gotten off work and was wearing scrubs. FML [Link]
FMyLife » Anonymous says FML
Today, I got my first handjob. I also found out today that a girl can pull your skin hard enough to cause it to bleed profusely. FML [Link]
FMyLife » Lovemynewhaircut says FML
Today, I got a new haircut. I was feeling pretty confident, until coworkers and family members kept making comments like, "I think you gained a little weight", "You look older" and "Do you still like guys?" Apparently, my new haircut changed my waist size and my sexual orientation. FML [Link]
FMyLife » LameChef says FML
Today, after years of providing daily various home-made colourful meals for three kids and a husband, I was asked to "cook something cool, like instant hamburgers, not that lame healthy shit". FML [Link]
Futility Closet » Bright Idea
Robert Heath thought we should all wear luminous hats. Confronted with the resounding question Why?, he offered this poetic paragraph: Among the advantages of the invention are, the facility of seeing and finding the hat, &c., in closets and dark rooms and places, the presentation of a hat, &c., of different shades during day and night, the beautiful appearance of … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Daesh claims to have killed an "Israeli Arab spy". You could tell he was an "Israeli Arab spy" because he kept fighting with himself while trying to stab himself in the back [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » Arizona is home of the Grand Canyon, the Sonoran Desert, and the 2015 World Sign Spinning Champion. "It took plenty of signs to the face, but I've learned to not do that anymore" [Spiffy]
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Fark.com RSS » Canadian inmates call prison food "disgusting and inadequate" and claim they're malnourished from eating it. Prison spokesman: "Prisons are meant to correct criminal behaviour, not serve as a vacation home" [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » Britain's worst learner driver has been blackballed by almost every driving school in the country: "Driving doesn't come naturally to me. I've had the same problem for the last 14 years" [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » In an alternate universe, the US entered the war in April, 1941. Why? Because the US received one of the priceless original copies of the Magna Carta from a hopeful British government [Unlikely]
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Overheard In The Office » Um, I Meant I'm Having a Baby
Chubby 19-year-old cashier, to coworker that said she had gained some weight: No, its just baby fat.
Coworker: What? Girl, what my baby's got is baby fat… you just got fat. Greenwich Village
Manhattan, New York [Link]
Mental Floss » What Was The First Google Doodle?
As specialty stand-in artwork, Google doodles serve as a sort of informal day calendar for the entire Internet. They are used to celebrate historical events, famous birthdays, groundbreaking inventions, and pretty much anything else deemed worth of replacing the search engine's ubiquitous logo for a day. But when did this tradition start? What is the ur-doodle? According to Google's official … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » No, you can't deduct all the money you spent on medical marijuana in 2014 from your state taxes. Or your federal taxes. In fact, just be glad we have legal weed and don't try to push the issue [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » Utah lawmakers vote to allow execution by firing squad, refuse to provide a final cigarette because those things could kill you [Interesting]
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Overheard In The Office » Kevin Costner Lights Up the Screen in Cubicle Farm Of Dreams
Employee, entering empty office : I hear everyone, but I can't see them.Seattle, Washington [Link]
Fark.com RSS » In Australia, even your breakfast cereal might try to kill you [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Theme: If advertisers were honest about their product and what it does (LGT suggestion) [Photoshop]
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Weird Universe » Capsula Mundi
The latest effort in green burials is Capsula Mundi. The people behind it (who are based in Italy) write:
Capsula Mundi is a container with an old perfect shape, just like an egg, made with modern material -starch plastic- in which the dead body is put in a fetal position. Capsula Mundi is planted like a seed in the soil, … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Buy house, get free WiFi. Wait, did I say WiFi? I meant wife [Weird]
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Fark.com RSS » Golden Retriever born without eyes becomes a service dog, can smell crotches more intensely than other dogs thanks to his other senses compensating for his blindness [Sappy]
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Fark.com RSS » To all the ladies and gentlemen who are NASCAR enthusiasts, I humbly present to you the CARBuretor Crunch, a deep-friend peanut butter and jelly sandwich topped with bacon crumbles, a caramel drizzle and sliced bananas [Spiffy]
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Weird Universe » Practical Jokes on Corpse
Original article here. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » If you can't make it to the gym in 26 minutes maybe you should think about buying a chair that converts into a rowing machine or transforming your living room into a climbing gym [Unlikely]
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Overheard In The Office » Whereas I Only Sleep With Men Recreationally
Queer peon: You need to shave.Scruffy suit: Shaving's for homos!Scottsdale, ArizonaOverheard by: Not Homo [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Researchers from the Australian campus of the N.S. Sherlock University find homeopathic treatments to be no more effective than placebos [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » When normal wives get into a tiff with a neighbor there's usually a shouting match and life moves on, but if you're a billionaires wife, you key the neighbor's Bentley [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » There is no such thing as a good Bon Jovi tattoo, but some are worse than others [Amusing]
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Mental Floss » Paper Money Slang
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Fark.com RSS » Sharing your bed with your cat is not a good idea no matter what your cat says [Unlikely]
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Overheard In The Office » Never Trust a Man to Navigate
Waiter: She did not like it in the ass.Waitress: Really?Waiter: At first, I mean.Waitress: But as she got more and more drunk, it felt better?Waiter: I don’t know about better, but she stopped yelling.Circle Centre Mall
Indianapolis, IndianaOverheard by: Shatmandu [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Woman explains she accidentally bought a house with $400,000 in debt because she was taking diet pills at the time [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » UPDATE: Despite Twitter's best attempts, Richard Dawkins is not actually dead [Followup]
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Mental Floss » Up Your Breakfast Game With a Pancake Printer
Anyone can make Mickey Mouse or heart shaped pancakes, but what about the Eiffel Tower? PancakeBot is a new Kickstarter project that combines 3D printing with breakfast. Using a computer program, you can trace any design you want and print out an edible version. After loading an SD card with your designs, the PancakeBot uses a combination of compressed air … [Link]
FMyLife » Blonde says FML
Today, I googled for an hour how to open my CD player on my laptop. Turns out, there is none. They just put a space there to make it look like a CD player. FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » "California nearly guaranteed to get major earthquake in next 30 years." This is not a repeat from 1985… or 1975… or 1965 [Stupid]
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Fark.com RSS » If you stopped to pick up one of the twenty-one bales of marijuana tossed from a suspect's car during a police chase in Casa Grande, Arizona, the Pinal County Sheriff's Office would like to speak with you [Obvious]
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Mental Floss » Morning Cup of Links: The Silent and Deadly Owl
The silent flight superpower of a stealthy predator: The Owl. You’ll be thankful you’re not the preferred prey of these quietly efficient killers.
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33 Insanely Smart Ways To Save Money On Your Wedding. From experience, I found the best tip for that is to not invite anyone.
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10 Ways Animals Supposedly Predict the Weather. Some appear to be … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Subby: "Southern Baptists want to start letting their children get married because 'it is a foundation for adult life.'" ModMin: Subby can't read [Sick]
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Fark.com RSS » Woman was too busy texting to realize she was walking directly towards a moving train [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » Want to take a walk on the wild side? Of a mountain? The world's scariest walkway has re-opened [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Hunter approached by a half-naked man claiming to be Sasquatch. That's when things take a strange and scary turn [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » Seven examples that prove your mother-in-law is right and you know nothing about loading a dishwasher properly [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » …and now Ferguson's city manager has resigned in disgrace [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » Mall security apologizes for sending out an 'active shooter' alert to all stores when we really meant to send a 'smash and grab robber' alert instead. We especially apologize to all the parents and children inside Build-A-Bear at the
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Fark.com RSS » Police ask for help finding the driver of a stolen truck full of cheese, since it's something they could never Provolone [Florida]
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FMyLife » MyPrecious… says FML
Today, I thought the ring my boyfriend bought for me had fallen off while emptying the trash into the bin. After panicking and emptying a week's worth of rubbish onto the ground, I found my ring safe and sound. On my other hand. FML [Link]
Mental Floss » People Spend Less of Their Income On Food Today than In Previous Generations
Your grandparents lived in a simpler time when food was healthy, homemade, and cheap, right? Wrong—at least that last part. Although food prices have obviously risen in the past half a century, our spending on food as a proportion of income has actually decreased drastically since the 1960s. A new chart published by the U.S. Department of Agriculture shows how … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Respect your elders, son. Because they are too old to care about going to jail [Hero]
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FMyLife » Daughter of the year says FML
Today, while discussing my grades with my mother, she told me that when she was my age she was dumb but hardworking, and my dad was lazy but very smart. She then added, "You managed to get the worst out of each of us." FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » How an advertising company put a 'marijuana cookie' on your computer to get weed legalized. I guess you could call it a (•_•) / ( •_•)⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■) security tokin' [Interesting]
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Futility Closet » Portions of Pi
A quickie submitted by John Astolfi to MIT Technology Review’s Puzzle Corner, July/August 2013: Consider the expansion of π (3.14159 …) in base 2. Does it contain more 0s than 1s, more 1s than 0s, or an equal number of both? Or is it impossible to tell? Click for solution … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » A group of teens in Georgia steal a goat in hopes it would impress a girl enough to go to the prom [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » Who among us has not ever stripped naked at a Dunkin' Donuts, as part of a dare? [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » Chinese ALREADY making $38 knockoffs of the Apple watch [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » You just might have anger and drinking problems, when the courts ban you from every pub in Queensland [Dumbass]
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Mental Floss » Why Do We Get Dark Bags Under Our Eyes?
Craig Benzine answers this week's Big Question. See Also… Why Don't Humans Have a Mating Season?
Why is the Heart Associated With Love?
Is Blood Ever Blue? Don't miss an episode—subscribe here! [Images and footage provided by Shutterstock.] [Link]
Overheard In The Office » Is Erica from Seattle?
Guy #1: What area code is 206?Guy #2: Did you say “Erica pulled out her tits”?Guy #1: No, I asked what area code 206 is.Guy #2: Oh.Hollywood, California [Link]
Overheard In The Office » Every Kindergarten Teacher Has Her Breaking Point
Girl to friend: We should just spray them all with meat and unleash ravenous carnivores.Reno, Nevada [Link]
Overheard In The Office » Someday You’ll Be the Stupid Boss, So Have Compassion
Supervisor: Did you answer my phone while I was gone? Worker bee: It didn’t ring. Supervisor: Well, did John call for me? Worker bee: He didn’t call. Your phone didn’t ring. Supervisor: But did you answer a call from John? Worker bee: No, when your phone didn’t ring, I didn’t answer it, and when I didn’t answer it, John wasn’t the … [Link]
Overheard In The Office » Why Your Email Walks Funny: Explained
co-worker after sending several large pdf files to her email.*I'm sorry I didn't mean to overwhelm your box like that*. Co-worker reply *that's exactly what he said… Last night*.123 Portland OROverheard by: overwhelmed [Link]
Overheard In The Office » And It Took Him Three Days to Get Over It
First-grade teacher: CHARLES! Give me those! Those are NAILS! Nails are unsafe and do not belong in your hands. Student: Pshhh, unless you’re JESUS!New York, New YorkOverheard by: i want to adopt this kid [Link]
Overheard In The Office » 9AM Yet I Still Wish It Were Sunday…
Support Desk: I wonder why preachers are so hateful? Out of all the customers I’ve dealt with, preachers are all so mean. They’re worse than Canadians 5330 East 31st Street
Tulsa, Oklahoma Overheard by: donrae moore [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Somehow, those body cameras don't seem to work properly when Denver Police are either beating the crap out of someone or tasing them. Whoda thunk? [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » County to launch "no refusal" DUI checkpoints. Constitution? What's that? [Asinine]
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Mental Floss » 18 Famous People You Might Not Realize Go By Their Middle Names
March 10th is Middle Name Pride Day. While most people tend to forget about their middle name, or at least not use it in their everyday lives, a small contingent have done away with normal tradition, instead opting to use their middle names in place of their given first names. These people celebrate Middle Name Pride Day every single day, … [Link]
Overheard In The Office » Let Me Guess– You Voted for McCain?
Female employee to male employee: Can I borrow your knob?Annapolis, MarylandOverheard by: C David Dent [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Man scrawls 'my wife is a cheater' on house. Oh burn [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Cyclist fined for speeding after passing cars at twice the speed limit. He'll be bragging about THAT ticket the rest of his life [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » Apparently, working for a dental practice on an ad hoc basis does not cover treating patients at McDonald's [Dumbass]
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FMyLife » writerflaw says FML
Today, I lost a grade on an essay, because according to my teacher, I put much more detail into my analytical essay than I should have. FML [Link]
FMyLife » parkoursam says FML
Today, I went to get a physical, forgetting I'd shaved my pubes the day before and still had bad razor burn. My doctor told me I had "dicken pox" and was prescribing me with shaving cream. FML [Link]
Overheard In The Office » 10AM Swing by Trading Floor
Trader: When I go to my doctor’s appointment tomorrow, my doctor is going to wonder why I have two assholes. Trader: Lance Armstrong has more balls than I do. Trader: Why don’t I just go to prison? Then I wouldn’t have to pay to get fucked in the ass. 50 Broad Street
New York, NY [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Photoshop challenge: design the new $20.00 bill, replacing Andrew Jackson with a woman [Photoshop]
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