Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”
Fark.com RSS » Here's a look at the note that Boston Marathon bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev wrote in pencil inside the boat he was eventually captured in. It reads exactly like you guessed it would [Sick]
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Fark.com RSS » Tortoise beats rat [Spiffy]
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Mental Floss » WWI Centennial: Battle of Neuve Chapelle
WWI Battlefields The First World War was an unprecedented catastrophe that shaped our modern world. Erik Sass is covering the events of the war exactly 100 years after they happened. This is the 173rd installment in the series. March 10-13, 1915: Battle of Neuve Chapelle The first big British offensive of the war took place at the Battle of Neuve … [Link]
Mental Floss » Maine Bed And Breakfast to Sell for $125 and 200 Words
If you've always hoped to give up your 9-to-5 job to move to Maine to operate a historic bed and breakfast—one that sits on 12 acres and has scenic views of Kezar Lake and the White Mountains—then the Center Lovell Inn, built in 1805, could be your dream come true. All you need to make it yours is $125, a … [Link]
Mental Floss » 12 Fun Facts About Money
U.S. paper money is not paper and other fascinating tidbits about the green stuff. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Worker at sewage plant discovers that cutting into a methane pipe is a bit like lighting a fart, only more impressive [Scary]
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Mental Floss » 9 Famous Puppeteers of the 20th Century
Puppetry has been a form of entertainment since at least ancient Greece, carried on through the antics of Punch and Judy in the Middle Ages. Although the names of most of the skilled puppeteers of old are lost to us now, the age of movies and TV opened up these traditional types of entertainment to millions. The puppeteers of the … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Former SAE House Mom yesterday : "I am shocked. I have never heard such racism from them before." Former SAE House Mom today: "Now there is a very good explanation for that video of me saying the N-word repeatedly" [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » Need to break into a car and don't have a slim jim? There's an app for that [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Wikipedia just sued the NSA, commencing major nerd war [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » The danger of keeping photos of a naked woman on your cell phone that isn't your wife is that when said wife scrolls through your phone and sees those pics, she'll stab you in the neck [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Bank error in your favor. Collect ten years probation [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » "Blizzard conditions have shut down the road to the summit of the mountain, poor weather is forecast for the next several days, and webcams have been blinded by the snow. This has been your weather for Hawaii, stay tuned for sports" [Ironic]
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Fark.com RSS » What every U.S. state is best at. Come for Montana, stay for North Dakota [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Man kicks a dog who was laying in his parking spot so the dog goes and gets his buddies to help him teach the pri*k some manners [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » Ireland just accidentally all the drugs [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop these crowned freaks [Photoshop]
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The Onion » Opinion: As A Failure, I’ve Learned To Appreciate The Little Things In Life (by Aaron Dibble)
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Mental Floss » The Missing Links: Are Head Transplants On the Way?
Despite some recent talk about it, LiveScience says that head transplants aren’t happening anytime soon. * Fans of classic films will enjoy these pictures of Boris Karloff getting makeup done, drinking coffee, and hanging out on the set as Frankenstein’s monster. * Every single look we get at the film Tomorrowland looks cooler than the last. May can’t get here … [Link]
Mental Floss » Would You Try Schmacon, An All-Beef Bacon?
A few years ago, Howard M. Bender and a friend went out to grab some breakfast. But instead of getting pork bacon, they opted for the healthier option, ordering turkey bacon instead. But when it arrived at their table, they were disappointed: The turkey bacon was hard and dry and not like real bacon at all. And so Bender—a chef … [Link]
Mental Floss » Here's How You Can Attend the Global Family Reunion Festival
mental_floss contributor (and your cousin!) A.J. Jacobs is holding a unique worldwide event on June 6. Tickets just went on sale! All proceeds benefit the fight against Alzheimer’s. The event is the Global Family Reunion, the biggest, most inclusive, most star-studded family reunion ever. You are invited! All members of the human family are! The main event is in New … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Person found dead in Crystal Lake identified as missing teenager. Police are investigating the crime, but so far no one has been brought up on CH CH CH AH AH AHrges [Scary]
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FMyLife » oh well says FML
Today, the only birthday present I got was a gift card to a steak house. Not a bad gift, but I'm a vegan. FML [Link]
FMyLife » schoolsucks says FML
Today, the principal of the school I teach at told me she's not interested in re-hiring me because sometimes I wear a hoodie. FML [Link]
Mental Floss » 9 English Novels with Strangely Translated Titles
When an author pens a novel, every word, cover to cover, is carefully selected and crafted into a story designed to capture and express sentiments grand and minute. Those attitudes and ideas are often inexorably intertwined with the author’s culture and, especially, the language. For translators, it’s a daunting challenge to capture the essence of a complex novel while changing … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » MI "Open carry activist" decides to go for walk near a local high school carrying a pistol and a rifle; is incensed that local cops have the temerity to approach and question him after they receive about a zillion panicked 911 call about his
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Fark.com RSS » Ever wonder how many years you have to be dead before it's okay to dig you up again? [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » Three things that you should never put in your safe-deposit box. Conspicuously absent from list: The key to your safe-deposit box [Interesting]
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The Onion » American Voices: Study: Parents Cause Narcissism In Children
A new study from the Netherlands has found that the development of narcissism in children may be caused in large part by parents who coddle them, call them special, and otherwise give them an inflated sense of their own worth.
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Fark.com RSS » Hillary brings own microphone and reporters to live press conference about state department emails. Link goes to live feed [News]
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Futility Closet » A Rising Profile
One characteristic incident of his fearlessness occurred when friends of Mahler recommended the Berlin Royal Opera to engage him just before he had signed to go to Hamburg. The intendant at the German capital, who was said to be anti-Semitic, is reported to have replied, ‘We cannot engage Mahler here, as we do not like the shape of his nose.’ … [Link]
Mental Floss » A Brief History of Robotics
A decade and a half into the 21st century, it's tempting to ask: Where are all the robots? In the vein of "Where's my jetpack" thinking, it sure seems like robots would be more present in our homes and offices by now. Granted, I do have a floor-cleaning robot, but it's fussy enough that it doesn't seem like the future … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Despite growing trends to legalize it, as seen in Washington and Colorado, NYC Board of Health vows not give in to hippie demands, and continue its ongoing war on… ferrets [Strange]
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Mental Floss » Frogs Eat with Their Eyes—Literally
When someone says people eat with their eyes, they usually mean that we assess and appreciate food by sight well before it ever hits our tongues. (What’s more, the appearance of food and even the container it’s in can actually change our perception of its taste.) If they’re talking about frogs, though, they mean it in a much different, more … [Link]
Mental Floss » Name the 'O'-Less States
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Fark.com RSS » The cartoonist has no idea how fair use works [Followup]
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Mental Floss » 5 Questions: Take a "Nap"
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Fark.com RSS » Good news – Apple's plan to brainwash us all might not be working as well as they'd hoped [Spiffy]
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Mental Floss » Action Park is Bringing Back the Cannonball Loop
domainofdeath3.com Action Park in Vernon, New Jersey—which first opened in 1978 and closed in 1996 after earning itself the nicknames "Traction Park," "Accident Park," and "Class Action Park"—reopened last year. And though it's only been back in business for a season so far, the people in charge are already making daring decisions: They're attempting to bring back the infamous Cannonball … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Teacher of the year caught sayof, walking on sunshine [Dumbass]
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Overheard In The Office » Besides, Can You Think Of a Better Way to Say “I'm Republican”?
Boyfriend to girlfriend: I can't get an elephant tattooed on my ass, elephants are really big.Girlfriend: People have solar systems tattooed on them, and those things are fucking huge.Mahwah, New Jersey [Link]
Overheard In The Office » How Do You Feel about a Bandolier Cummerbund?
Office grunt: Now, you know they make them tuxedos with the camouflage vests… Them thangs is sharp!Anniston, Alabama [Link]
Overheard In The Office » Whatever For?
Trainer: My wife collects bolts of fabric and weaponry… I collect books, DVDs, and Black Plague memorabilia…Attendee: Ummm, I collect coins…Redmond, WashingtonOverheard by: Bored in Training [Link]
Overheard In The Office » How Often Is That Necessary?
Boss: Me and my wife would drive a hundred miles for a jar of good pickles! 10749 West 84th Terrace
Lenexa, Kansas Overheard by: PeaveyMan [Link]
Overheard In The Office » Mr. Poitier's Publicist Was Rapidly Fired
Man to woman, entering elevator: The best thing about Sydney is that you can go either way, male or female.Cambridge, Massachusetts [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Well, that's ONE way to get out of paying a toll [Scary]
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Mental Floss » 15 Things You Might Not Know About 'The Princess Bride'
It's no wonder The Princess Bride is such a beloved film: It's action-packed but still light-hearted, sweet but not saccharine, silly but still smart—and, of course, endlessly quotable. Fortunately, its lead, Cary Elwes—better known to fans of the cult classic as Westley, Farm Boy or the Dread Pirate Roberts—was inspired by the 25th anniversary celebration of the film in 2012 … [Link]
Overheard In The Office » That’s for Our Shaman to Do
Mom to son: Once again, she wasn’t stabbing you!Exiting Doctor’s Office
Campbell, CaliforniaOverheard by: Sami [Link]
The Onion » Report: Whites More Likely To Be Named CEOs Than Equally Sociopathic Black Candidates
ALEXANDRIA, VA—Shedding light on the striking lack of diversity within the highest ranks of corporate America, a report from the Executive Leadership Council released Tuesday reveals that white individuals are far more likely to be named CEOs than e…
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The Onion » God Shoots Himself While Cleaning Gun
THE HEAVENS—Calling it a careless mistake that was thankfully less serious than it could have been, the Lord God, Maker of Heaven and Earth, admitted Tuesday that He accidentally shot Himself in the thigh while cleaning His Beretta 9 mm semiautomati…
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Fark.com RSS » A handful of lifeguards facing a tidal wave of threats (Sponsored link) [Interesting]
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The Onion » American Voices: Study: 15% Of Boston Toddlers Drink Coffee
According to a new study led by Boston Medical Center, 15 percent of Boston 2-year-olds drink up to four ounces of coffee per day, which experts say may put them at risk for diabetes, obesity, depression, and caffeine addiction.
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Fark.com RSS » Scary: Pit bull attacks man. Awesome: Who was beating his girlfriend [Hero]
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Fark.com RSS » The CIA has been trying to hack your iPhone for the past decade [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » Man stopped at JFK with $770K in cash from cigarette bootlegging says the money's for a building project in Yemen [Unlikely]
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Weird Universe » The Short Weird Fiction of Guy Benoit
WU-vians with a spare couple of minutes, and who are looking for a wry chuckle or two, would be well advised to check out the flash fiction of Guy Benoit. A small taste below.
A tip o' the chapeau to our WU artist Rick Altergott for the alert.
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Overheard In The Office » Please Leave a Message in Ugaritic after the Beep
Coworker: Hello. I don’t speak English.Newton, Massachusetts [Link]
The Onion » Should Companies Discontinue Unpaid Intern Fights?
Many critics are questioning whether interns deserve to be paid when pummeling each other for their supervisors' amusement.
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The Onion » Your Horoscopes — Week Of March 10, 2015
ARIES: As long as people don't look too long and the lights aren't too bright, no one will be able to see where they tried to fix your face from what will happen to it this coming Thursday.
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The Onion » Man Completes Life $130,000 Over Budget
SAN FRANCISCO—Having drastically underestimated the expenses required for such an elaborate production, recently deceased local man Norman Dennison is said to have completed his 84-year life Tuesday approximately $130,000 over budget.
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The Onion » Infographic: Spring Break Safety Tips
Spring break is an opportunity for many college students to travel, party, and make memories with their friends, but it can also lead to problems if people aren’t careful.
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The Onion » Mitt Romney Still Thinking About Running For President In 2012
Mitt Romney Still Thinking About Running For President In 2012
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Mental Floss » Can Opera Singers Shatter Glass?
Famed turn-of-the-century Tenor Enrico Caruso could purportedly shatter Champagne glasses by belting out high notes. And Ella Fitzgerald did it herself in a 1972 Memorex commercial (although she had a little help from two speakers). So it can be done, but it’s incredibly difficult. What you’ll need is a good ear, some powerful pipes, and a lesson in Physics 101. … [Link]
FMyLife » TooMuchAnxiety says FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend asked me to homecoming, in front of the whole school, knowing I have social anxiety. I was forced to say yes to not seem like an asshole. Now I can't back out. FML [Link]
Overheard In The Office » You Need More Women Friends, Bonnie
Office girl: Dude, I took a weird deuce this morning!Office guy: What? How?Office girl: Have you ever seen anyone make a funnel cake?Durham, North Carolina [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Suge Knight's murder trial now includes drive-thru video (warning: graphic video) [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » Giant chunks of global warming are washing up on Cape Cod [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this sip'n'grip [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » Entire town learns sign language to surprise deaf man. Deaf man angry he can no longer call everyone assholes without them knowing [Sappy]
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Overheard In The Office » Zippo Pour L’Homme
Editor: I smell lighter fluid. Is that new cologne someone’s wearing?News building, 57th Street and 10th Avenue
New York, New YorkOverheard by: Nik [Link]
Weird Universe » Mothers Against Potholes
Back in 1982, a group of mothers in the Detroit area got tired of the local government not doing enough to tackle the problem of potholes. So they started repairing the roads themselves, calling themselves the Mothers Against Potholes. It was a noble effort, but I'm not sure that, in the end, their efforts really made that much difference.
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Mental Floss » Take a "Nap"
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Fark.com RSS » If you really want to show everyone how caring you are you'll download a free app that allows charities to display ads on your smart phone screen instead of letting it go dark [Strange]
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Weird Universe » Follies of the Madmen #243
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FMyLife » I shagged ur mum says FML
Today, I was invited to my son's 5th birthday party. I didn't even known I had a son. FML [Link]
FMyLife » SkottLong says FML
Today, I showed my father a nice sweatshirt online, hoping he would take the hint and get it for me. He did, three sizes larger than mine, for himself. FML [Link]
FMyLife » CrazyInLove says FML
Today, I overcame my lack of social confidence and got a date for the first time in 10 or so years. After a while, my date admitted that she's a schizophrenic with dissociative identity disorder. I guess it's back to being single. FML [Link]
Mental Floss » We Are Hiring Editors and Writers!
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Fark.com RSS » Want to own a Maine country inn? You're just a 200-word essay away [Spiffy]
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Fark.com RSS » Most ER visits don't start with a male nurse helping you take off your bra and end with him giving you a relaxing shoulder massage [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » You can take a dog camping, skateboarding, hunting, jogging, and bicycling with you, but only a shelter cat will go rock climbing with you [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » Man goes prospecting, finds massive gold nugget, doesn't know what to assay [Spiffy]
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Fark.com RSS » Protip: No matter how crowded KMart is, someone will probably notice if you try to wheel an entire jewelry case out the door [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » And the "most trusted news network" in America is… well, it's not CNN, that's for sure [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Wait, but why doesn't somebody try long-form journalism instead of plagiarizing listicles of six weird tricks to get those cat .GIFs to go viral? [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Decriminalizing marijuana in Colorado causes different kind of high for Denver Police: "Marijuana seizures increase 1000% since 2011" (autoplay video) [Spiffy]
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Fark.com RSS » It's always a little embarrassing to be caught with your pants down looking into a tanning salon with your face pressed up against the window and you're panting [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » Do you praise your children? Yes? Well, congratulations for making them narcissists [PSA]
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Fark.com RSS » Despite what your friends tell you, sucking on a copper penny won't affect the outcome of a breathalyzer test [Dumbass]
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Mental Floss » The Women of the Supreme Court in LEGO Form
The Supreme Court has long been a boy's club—so far there have only been four female justices since the court's inception. Somehow the court managed to be woman-free for an embarrassing 192 years, until Sandra Day O'Connor's appointment in 1981. Artist Maia Weinstock decided to celebrate the four female justices by immortalizing them as LEGO minifigures. The custom pieces aim … [Link]
FMyLife » MyMomIsInsane says FML
Today, my mom demanded that I go into the basement and fix the water heater. I told her that I had no idea how to fix it, so she threw my phone down the stairs, told me to Google it, and locked the basement door behind me. It's been two hours. FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Turns out the "poison" that a Connecticut teen once refused to treat her cancer may actually be useful for, you know, treating cancer [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » Four police officers insist a mysterious female voice called "Help" and led them to 18-month-baby. BUT THE MOTHER WAS DEAD [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Gun sales are increasing, but individual ownership is decreasing, which means only one thing: Your unhinged, paranoid, 24×7 camo-clad uncle is hoarding them, along with plywood, MREs, generators, and satin panties. Don't ask about the last one, t
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Fark.com RSS » If you see someone drowning, don't jump in and save them. If you see someone choking, don't give them the Heimlich. If you see someone bleeding from the head on the sidewalk, let them bleed from the head on the sidewalk [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » Israel tramples on the sovereignty of a small middle eastern country [Interesting]
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Mental Floss » Morning Cup of Links: Great Stones that Rock
Standing Stones: The Great Stones of Great Britain and Ireland. Stonehenge may be the most famous, but it’s only one site of many.
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The Bullet Ant Sting May Be the Worst Pain Known to Man. But there are hidden benefits of the neurotoxin that can make you feel good.
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Fark.com RSS » Suspects threaten victim with hypodermic needle during robbery, no shots reported [Scary]
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FMyLife » Anonymous says FML
Today, I got to listen to my boss lecture me about professional dress and subtly insinuate that my being on the heavier side top-wise with all the men in the office could be a problem. I've worn turtle necks for the whole two months I've been working there. FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Beware the pollen vortex. You can sneeze but you can't hide [Strange]
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GraphJam » Amount of Swears per Conversation
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GraphJam » So Are Harry and Hermione Secret Siblings?
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GraphJam » Y U No Use Memes Properly!?
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GraphJam » Your Face Is About to Be Art
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GraphJam » It's When They Go Out That You're in Trouble
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GraphJam » I'm Gonna Sing the Doom Song Now
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GraphJam » GTFO My Kitchen
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GraphJam » So I Have This Virus…
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GraphJam » Where Does Pit Boss Fit In?
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GraphJam » What Does Lizard Look Like?
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GraphJam » Stacy Can't You See You're Just Not the Girl for Me
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GraphJam » Serving Sizes
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GraphJam » Don't Waste Another Peeny!
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GraphJam » Opposite of the Five Finger Discount
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GraphJam » Think Hurts… Can't Brain…
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GraphJam » Procrasti-Nation
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GraphJam » When you tell your friend their breath stinks
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GraphJam » Why Did I Even Buy This Thing?
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GraphJam » Chance I'll Get Caught by a Red Light
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GraphJam » Also When the Internet Is Down
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GraphJam » Working Title: Teenage Explosive Ninja Aliens
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GraphJam » Reality TV Show Content
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GraphJam » Your Jedi Mind Tricks Will Not Work On Me, Boy
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GraphJam » Re-Plotted: Why Did I Get Married?
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GraphJam » Sorry, No Spandex
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FMyLife » nohobo says FML
Today, I noticed that whenever I don't give the homeless guy around the corner some money, my side mirrors get stolen. FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Nine of the 13 best beers in the U.S. are brewed in Vermont and Maine [Unlikely]
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Futility Closet » Huffman’s Pyramid
Here’s a subtly impossible figure devised by UC-Santa Cruz computer scientist David Huffman. If it’s a three-sided pyramid, then its edges define the intersections of three planes and should meet in a single point. But they don’t: This is intriguing because the figure doesn’t immediately look impossible. In Vagueness and Contradiction, philosopher Roy Sorensen writes, “The impossibility of an appearance … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Besides getting aliens from planet to planet, streetlights can get really smart by saving electricity and a lot more [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » You know those people who refuse to walk over those big metal plates and grates in sidewalks? This has the potential to set their therapy back years. "Depths of Hellevator. Going… down?" [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » ♫Oh, yes, they called him the Streak (Look at that, look at that) / He liked to show off his physique (Look at that, look at that) / But, the cops just shot him dead / Put a bullet in both his heads/ Invitin' public critique♫ [Sick]
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Overheard In The Office » Why Olympic Athletes Now Get Sesame Jack Chicken Strips Instead Of Medals
Mom: If she gets convicted, I'm taking you to T.G.I. Friday's.Son: Can we go even if she doesn't? Because it will feel like a victory either way, then.Courthouse
Mentor, OhioOverheard by: Bird is the word [Link]
Overheard In The Office » Hates Women?
Coworker on phone: He had two career ideas: one was to start an internet porn site, and the other was to become a priest. Syracuse, New York [Link]
Fark.com RSS » How does a male teenager try to see if he has testicular cancer? By taking a pregnancy test of course [Weird]
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Fark.com RSS » Boston 2024 Olympic group releases staff salaries. Among them is former Gov. Deval Patrick, who is making $7500/day as "global ambassador" [Asinine]
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Overheard In The Office » I Don’t Know What I Know ’til Somebody Tells Me
Girl #1: Did you finish with the Christmas card?Girl #2: We call it holiday card now. Because everyone is not Catholic.Girl #1: You know it’s not just Catholics that celebrate Christmas; Christians celebrate it too.Girl #2: Oh they do? I didn’t know because I’m Catholic.Fifth Avenue
New York City, New YorkOverheard by: But Catholics ARE Christians [Link]
Fark.com RSS » A Malaysia Airlines moistened towelette is being examined to determine if it has any connection to CNN [Interesting]
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Overheard In The Office » You Must Be from Up North, Ma'am
Shipping customer: When does UPS come to pick up?Owner: He's due around five, and he has not been here yet. Your package will go out today.Shipping customer: He's due at five? Will it go out today? Did he come yet?Riverside Parkway
Lawrenceville, GeorgiaOverheard by: Jami [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Tired of just fighting with each other, Chuck E Cheese customers decide to attack employees instead [Sick]
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Fark.com RSS » Send Ancestry.com a DNA sample to learn your family history and potentially make your descendants murder suspects [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » When leaving a job, Gallant thanks his employer for the opportunity. Goofus steals letters from Michelangelo and ransoms them for €100,000 [Weird]
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FMyLife » Anonymous says FML
Today, an old friend of mine landed in Spain, where he's visiting me. After a few minutes talking about where we should meet, we realized the reason he couldn't figure out where it was, was probably due to the fact that he was in Barcelona. I live in Madrid. FML [Link]
Overheard In The Office » Maybe I Should Go Amend Her Chart?
Grunt #1: What’s wrong with Debbie*?Grunt #2: Uh, something’s wrong with the gonads on her vocal cords.Grunt #1: You mean ‘nodules’?Grunt #2: Oh, yeah.Colleyville, TexasOverheard by: quite amused [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this ball handler [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this diplomatic dialogue [Photoshop]
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