Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”
Fark.com RSS » On second thought, maybe a 20-foot talking Christmas tree wasn't such a good use of taxpayer money [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » How #thedress and Grumpy Cat could be the next weapons in counter-terrorism [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » National Transportation Safety Board wants to take another look at "The Day the Music Died" [Followup]
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Overheard In The Office » She Got Three Fewer Diseases, Though
Overpaid receptionist: I am so freakin’ tired. I’ve been actually having sex since four o’clock Saturday ’til six o’clock this morning.Coworker: Ummm, that’s nice.Overpaid receptionist: I’m so sore. I am walking like Sally*. It looks like she was fucked all weekend, but all she did was pull weeds.North O’Connor Boulevard
Las Colinas, TexasOverheard by: So that’s what ‘being rode hard and put … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Man arrested for stealing two bicycles and a goat named Penelope [Strange]
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Weird Universe » Anti-Vaxxers
Picture one is a child with measles. Picture two is a child with smallpox. The only study to vilify vaccines has been completely debunked and yet supposedly loving and intelligent parents are denying their children the protection of vaccinations. These people also put others at risk with this irresponsible choice. The scientific community is at a loss as to how … [Link]
Mental Floss » 7 Adorable Animals That Are Surprisingly Violent
They’re cute. They’re cuddly. They’re killers. [Link]
Mental Floss » Name The Bordering Countries Whose Capitals Are Farthest Apart
(Hint: French Guiana)
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Fark.com RSS » Wine recommendation: Chardonnay? More like ChardonYAYYY. I'm drunk at work AND IT FEELS GREAT Pairs nicely with: Unemployment [Amusing]
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Overheard In The Office » I’d Rather Have Been Out of the Loop on All of That
Male cube rat: I got all excited because she said she needed blood money!Female cube rat: Blood money?Male cube rat: Yeah. But she just wanted quarters for the tampon machine.350 Madison Avenue
New York, New York [Link]
FMyLife » actually just constipated.. and stupid says FML
Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Ice crashes through car. No, subby didn't get that backwards [Scary]
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Mental Floss » The Missing Links: 'Unfinished Business' Stock Photos
The stars of the new film Unfinished Business are also now starring in a series of free stock photos. * You cannot skip through this commercial at the beginning of a YouTube video, and if you keep watching you’ll know you wouldn’t have wanted to. * Magic is a new service where you text in a random request and someone … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » King County Metro Transit is looking to hire a "comfort station coordinator," which comes with an annual salary as high as $97,000, depending on experience. Duties? Find easily accessible restrooms for Seattle-area bus drivers [Silly]
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Fark.com RSS » NJ man sues after his fajita prayer is answered [Weird]
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The Onion » Infographic: Tips For Living Longer
Thanks to better medical care and higher quality of life, human beings are living longer than ever. 
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The Onion » Report: Nazi Treasure Hunters Following More Realistic Retirement Plan Than 86% Of Country
WASHINGTON—Noting that they are far more likely than their peers to have sufficient savings in their later years, a new study released Wednesday by the National Institute on Retirement Security confirmed that Nazi treasure hunters are currently foll… 
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The Onion » Hillary Clinton Hints At Presidential Ambitions By Concealing Information From American People
WASHINGTON—Fueling further speculation this week that she has her sights set on the Oval Office, former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is said to have hinted at her presidential ambitions by concealing a vast trove of information from the Americ… 
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this lamp someplace interesting [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » Me too, buddy [Obvious]
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The Onion » American Voices: Campaign Pushes For Woman On $20 Bill
A new nonprofit called Women on 20s is advocating for changing the $20 bill by replacing the face of former president and Indian Removal Act signer Andrew Jackson with that of a woman such as Harriet Tubman, Rosa Parks, or Susan B. 
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Fark.com RSS » Source of bad odor in Louisville discovered. Turns out it's Louisville [Interesting]
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Mental Floss » 6 Celebrities Rejected for Military Service
For every actor or entertainer who interrupted a lucrative career to serve their country during wartime—Jimmy Stewart and Clark Gable among them—several others were denied the opportunity. Here are a few notable personalities who never got the chance to suit up. 1. Alfred Hitchcock Hitchcock was known for his pear-shaped appearance and droll delivery he used to great comedic effect … [Link]
Mental Floss » 30 Weird Apps That Really Exist
There's an app for that too, pimple poppers. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » If you give a cow a cookie she'll crap all over your carpets [Interesting]
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The Onion » Man Who Stopped Dieting Already Seeing Results
MIDDLETOWN, KY—Noting that his new look had really turned heads among friends and family, local man Steven Jensen told reporters Wednesday that he had recently stopped dieting and had already started to see results. 
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Fark.com RSS » India bans documentary of rapist's confessions over fears of public disorder, suggests producers of the video should just lie back and think of India [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » Boy, that escalated quickly… I mean, that really got out of hand fast [Dumbass]
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The Onion » Bulls Executives Sickened By Replays Of Derrick Rose Getting Drafted
CHICAGO—Calling the video “stomach-turning” and “deeply upsetting,” members of the Chicago Bulls front office were visibly sickened Wednesday after seeing replays of Derrick Rose getting drafted. 
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Fark.com RSS » Jesus Christ it's a lion, get out of the car [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Sometimes things in life are unexplainable. This is one of those times [Scary]
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Mental Floss » The Transit of Venus, in Orrery Form
"There's a little black spot on the sun today," -The Police, possibly referring to the Transit of Venus (well, actually, a breakup). [Link]
Mental Floss » Joanna Ebenstein and Her Morbid Anatomy Museum
Artist and collector Joanna Ebenstein transformed her lifelong fascination with death into her very own Morbid Anatomy Museum, a 4,200-square-foot Brooklyn warehouse showcasing ghoulish curiosities ranging from a stuffed two-headed duckling and a pickled possum to postmortem photography. We asked her how like-minded enthusiasts could make their own lemonade out of life’s most unusual lemons. All kids are interested in … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Why people are always trying to leave New Jersey, besides the obvious [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » When they say 'a church helps you talk to God' they don't mean 'so steal iPhones from it' [Stupid]
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Fark.com RSS » Woman files for divorce citing irreconcilable manhood [Strange]
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FMyLife » Highnapple says FML
Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Vermont town votes to retain historic ties to England [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » How bad does the Dodge dealer have to be for Dodge to warn its customers about you? [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » "Prohibitions and fines do scarcely anything, so we decided to solve the problem our own way. Now, St. Pauli pees back" [Amusing]
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Futility Closet » Black and White
By Sam Loyd. White to mate in two moves. Click for solution … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » This week's word soup: HGTV torn asunder by controversy surrounding furniture plagiarism on Ellen Degeneres's reality show [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » Looks like someone's in deep [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » Apparently you can throw a bottle of urine out your dorm window at a woman and shoot her in the buttocks with a BB gun and not trigger a campus lockdown [Asinine]
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Fark.com RSS » Japanese battleship Musashi spotted off of the Philippines. Carriers Essex and Lexington reported to be scrambling aircraft [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » Ball Memorial. Hospital [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » Look, just because the Sheriff's Office posts your picture on Facebook doesn't mean you have to respond in the comments [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Uh, when I said clean those fetuses I didn't mean take them to the laundry [Fail]
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The Onion » Fast Food Customers Less Appealing Than In Commercial
GREENVILLE, SC—Expressing his disappointment shortly after sitting down for lunch at a local franchise location Wednesday, area man Peter Strauss told reporters that the customers at Burger King were actually far less appealing in real life than the… 
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Mental Floss » 11 Best Uses of Bad Grammar from 'The Simpsons'
March 4th, the only date that is also a complete sentence (March forth!), is also National Grammar Day. Though the holiday was founded by the Society for the Promotion of Good Grammar, it presents the perfect opportunity to reflect upon and appreciate grammar in all its forms, including the bad. When it comes to comedy, sometimes a little grammatical wrongnity … [Link]
Mental Floss » 5 Questions: Honey Do
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The Onion » American Voices: Spanish Bar Only Hires Employees Over 50
In an effort to fight wage discrimination, a bar in Barcelona has pledged to only hire experienced workers over 50. 
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Fark.com RSS » Don't you hate it when you meet your girlfriend in a McDonald's parking lot and her police officer husband shows up and beats you up? [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Man dies while laying pipe [Sad]
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Mental Floss » Is It Possible to be Scared to Death?
Visitors to haunted houses or riders of roller coasters will often tell others that they were “scared to death” during their experiences. But obviously they weren’t, if they’re telling you about it. Which raises the question: Is it even possible to be scared to death? It is definitely possible to be so scared that you die, but it’s very rare. … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » #WeaselPecker becomes online sensation, title of next Vivid video [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » Smithsonian bans selfie sticks, says they ruin experience for other museumgoers just like tripods and monopods [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » Nanny state tells woman who is fighting deportation to Africa because she is gay: "You can't be a heterosexual one day and a lesbian the next day. Just as you can't change your race" [Asinine]
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Fark.com RSS » F-35 fighter so easy to fly, even a paralyzed women can fly one [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » How to get through a tough winter? New Hampshire police give out tickets for good behavior … redeemable for free pizza and fries [Spiffy]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop Challenge: Improve this street art in progress [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » Two exotic dancers sue Tiffany's Cabaret claiming they were stripped of their wages. I can't wait to see the legal briefs [Interesting]
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Weird Universe » Sheep Onesie Protest
Alison Casey, who serves on the city council in Plymouth, Devon, feels that she's being treated like the "black sheep" of the council by her fellow councillors. To protest this, she's decided to tour her ward dressed in a sheep onesie. At least she's treating politics with the dignity it deserves.
More info here and here. Also check out her … [Link]
Overheard In The Office » 2PM Processing Payroll
Owner’s wife on phone: Where are the timesheets?
Girl who was just fired: They are in my hands right now.
Owner’s wife: Where are you?
Girl: What do you mean where am I? I’m at your office, you called me here!! 3202 Vie Street
Knoxville, Tennessee [Link]
Overheard In The Office » Our Tastes Are Disturbingly Similar
Warehouse supervisor #1: Man, my computer at home is running slow. Warehouse supervisor #2: Why, what's up?Warehouse supervisor #1: I downloaded some porn but I had to delete it so my wife didn't see it.Warehouse supervisor #2: Okay, so what's the problem now?Warehouse supervisor #1: I found pron that was downloaded by my wife.Warehouse supervisor #2, laughing: Guess you're not the … [Link]
Overheard In The Office » Plus the Golf Pencils Were on Sale!
Coworker to another: You can do amazing things with 2 1/2 inches.Kamiah, Idaho [Link]
Overheard In The Office » He Used to Say “Sausage,” but That Led to Trouble
Conductor: Tickets, please… Or in lieu of tickets, breakfast sandwiches will be accepted.Chicago-bound commuter trainOverheard by: Pirate Alice [Link]
Overheard In The Office » Actually These Are Just Designer Cell Phones
Body builder in gray wind pants, pink tank top and new Reeboks: So, do you lift weights?Girl lifting weights: Sometimes.Evanston Athletic Club
Evanston, Illinois [Link]
Overheard In The Office » Yet You Can Speak Hebrew
Guy #1, in Hebrew: So, what retarded kid are you working with today?Guy #2, in Hebrew: Dude. Those kids are around here, you know.Guy #1: Yeah, but no one here knows Hebrew.Guy #2: This school’s like half Jewish. They might.Guy #1: Not the retarded ones. They have enough trouble with English. You should know that — you work here, too.University of … [Link]
Overheard In The Office » How Leo’s Pants Got Pulled over His Eyes Remains Something of a Mystery
Union worker: Listen… Listen to me. You can’t fool me. I am my father’s son. You can’t pull the shirt over my eyes. You do what you gotta do.309 West 49th Street
New York, New YorkOverheard by: fredshah [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Health officials, anyone else with an ounce of sense, perplexed by anti-vaxxers [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » It doesn't matter how many people die in the streets after being caught up in the crossfire of Mexico's cartel wars: Americans will never stop going to Rocky Point for Spring Break [Obvious]
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Weird Universe » Digging in the Dirt as Art
Escape 130206.001 Raerd from Leanne Wijnsma on Vimeo.
This woman does not intend to plant a shrub. It's her art.
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Fark.com RSS » After successful reintroduction of measles, mother nature plans to go even more retro with a classic from the 14th century: The Plague [Scary]
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Overheard In The Office » We’re Flying One in From St. Petersburg
Female employee on phone: …will you outsource the foreskin?18th Street & Park Avenue
New York, New YorkOverheard by: Mikey Z [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Nepal asks that you stop leaving your Mount Everests on Mount Everest [Sick]
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Mental Floss » Honey Do
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FMyLife » Anonymous says FML
Today, I thought I had carbon monoxide poisoning because I had the symptoms and my detector was going off. I called the fire dept, they checked me, they checked my apartment. My apartment is fine; I'm just out of shape, have high blood pressure, and don't know how to work simple electronics. FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish Airlines A330 skidding off the runway in Nepal? [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » New Hampshire restaurant gives birthday customers a percentage off their bill based on their age. 101-year-old man eats breakfast, gets a seven cent refund [Amusing]
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Mental Floss » SkyMall is Coming Back!
Sébastien Barré, Flickr Lovers of weird tchotchkes can let out a huge sigh of relief: SkyMall is coming back! There's just one problem—it's going to be a somewhat boring, more practical catalog. ScottVest, a former SkyMall advertiser, has plans to resurrect the company, but with a different business model. "We're going to include items in the magazine that people actually … [Link]
Mental Floss » Morning Cup of Links: Neutralizing Skunk Odor
If you’ve ever dealt with skunk spray, you’ll do anything to get rid of it. The best remedy is a mixture of cheap ingredients you already have in your kitchen.
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Before You Were Funny. Comedian Paul Sheer revisits his early material with trepidation.
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10 TV Events to Look Out For in March. The NCAA basketball tournament is strangely missing.
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Fark.com RSS » Dorky Dancing [Fail]
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FMyLife » navygirl96 says FML
Today, I was expecting a card from my husband stationed in Japan, but he mailed it to my mom. Since I'm busy and don't see her much, she tried to help by mailing it to me. It's long overdue, and the post office never got it. The card came from Japan, only to get lost traveling from 30 minutes away. … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Eleven of the dumbest arguments against legalizing weed [Stupid]
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Fark.com RSS » 700 koalas killed in attack by Australia's deadliest predator [Sad]
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Fark.com RSS » In your latest update on the story that just won't die, survey shows the U.S. is evenly torn between thinking that dress is black and blue or white and gold [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » NYPD commissioner blames Colorado marijuana for increase in NY shootings [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » Could have been worse. He could have found half a caterpillar [Sick]
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Fark.com RSS » More and more Girl Scouts are learning about trust, security and how to file insurance claims as more and more thieves steal Girl Scout Cookies [Sad]
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FMyLife » notdrivinganytimesoon says FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » "Why do men with girlfriends look at other women?" Wait, is this a trick question? [Obvious]
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FMyLife » Anonymous says FML
Today, after several sleepless nights full of crying, I went to my university's free help center. After telling the psychologist my problems and asking what to do, he looked at me blankly and said, "Uh, it's not depression, I guess. You should go out more and, like, party some more." FML [Link]
FMyLife » miewann says FML
Today, I got fired from my new waitress job after 2 shifts. They said I wasn't experienced enough to handle the fast pace. I thought I'd been doing well so I asked my friend who works there what really happened. Apparently not showing my boobs enough at a family place was grounds for dismissal. FML [Link]
GraphJam » What Do Your Glasses Say About You?
Graph by: (via Reading Glasses Hopper) Tagged: best of week , glasses , personality , spectacles Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » When my cats bite my legs
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GraphJam » My Heartthrob
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GraphJam » Since When Is Snow a Condiment?
I think I need to move somewhere along the border of vodka and soy. Maybe right where they meet with old curry. Graph by: Unknown Tagged: condiments , ketchup , map , Maps , nutella , salsa , snow , syrup , vodka Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Self-Confidence Men vs. Women
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GraphJam » If You Know What's Best for You…
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GraphJam » The glass is half…
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GraphJam » Places You Can't Just Walk Into
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GraphJam » How Cameras Work
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GraphJam » Whatever You Do, Rock On
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GraphJam » Celebribrowsers
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GraphJam » Replotted: That's Just Cheating
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GraphJam » Backwards, When the Cops Make Me
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GraphJam » The Four Food Groups of a College Grad
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GraphJam » Things we think of when we here "Girl Scouts"
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GraphJam » You Can't Trust Anything On the Internet
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GraphJam » All That Grass Slashing For Nothing
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GraphJam » Cats Fill the Void
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GraphJam » Classic: The Greatest Keytar Player Since Prince
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GraphJam » So Many Lies
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GraphJam » Reasons not to Conform
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GraphJam » Maybe If I Don't Do Anything…
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GraphJam » I Also Know Cerveza y Bano
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GraphJam » The Teenager's Perceived Guide to Showers
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GraphJam » Replotted: I'm Sorry, Did You Say Something?
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GraphJam » Mario Kart Anatomy Blue Shell 1st Finish Line Bananas Me Explosion Radius Lap 3/3 Green Shell Red Shell 2nd 3rd 4th
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GraphJam » Things You See In An Episode of Star Trek
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GraphJam » Likelihood that my 5 year-old daughter will want to use the restroom
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GraphJam » Where does knowledge of bankruptcy come from
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GraphJam » Should Be Two Winning Slices
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GraphJam » Chances of going first on presenting your school project.
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GraphJam » Classic: So Good, So Good, So Good!
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GraphJam » Working the Same Time Everyday: The Last Minute
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GraphJam » Misleading Mountain
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GraphJam » Seasons In Chicago
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Mental Floss » Rare Goblin Shark Caught in Australia
Last year we introduced you to the goblin shark—a nightmarish creature with otherworldly jaw action. We told you what scientists know about Mitsukurina owstoni, the goblin shark, but unfortunately, that wasn't too much. The creepy creatures hang out as much as 2952 feet below the surface on the ocean floor and are rarely caught. But recently, one was. In January, … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Man found guilty of murdering a three-year-old who interrupted his Mortal Kombat game. FINISH HIM [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » Having resolved all the major questions about life, the universe, and everything, scientists decipher why Indian food is so delicious [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » School boards declare war on Christianity in North Carolina by using Good Friday as a make-up day for the snowy Acts of God of the last two weeks [Ironic]
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Fark.com RSS » If you value your testicles, there are six things you should never say to a pregnant woman [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » The FBI pulled off over three dozen raids on so-called "maternity hotels," which are designed to allow Chinese women to give birth in the US, providing them with passports, lodging, and food and allowing them to skip the hospital bill [Spiffy
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FMyLife » Kali says FML
Today, I got a call from a potential employer. They spent five minutes explaining job duties and I listened with anticipation. Then they spent five minutes explaining why I wasn't the right person for the job. FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Keep sexing those chickens [Amusing]
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Mental Floss » How 11 Superfoods Will Improve Your Future Health (And Help You Live Longer)
What you eat can affect how you feel the rest of the day, but it will also impact your overall health in the long term. Packed with nutrients to help you avoid chronic illness in the future, superfoods can help you live a longer, healthier life. 1. Avocados These green fruits come to the rescue when you want a healthy … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » How much oil is stored in the US? So much they're running out of room [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Knock, knock. Who's there? The history of knock knock jokes [Interesting]
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Futility Closet » In a Word
interturb
v. to disturb by interrupting In late 1908 Douglas Mawson, Alastair Mackay, and Edgeworth David left Ernest Shackleton’s party in hopes of discovering the location of the South Magnetic Pole. On Dec. 11, while Mackay left the camp to reconnoiter, David prepared to sketch the mountains and Mawson retired into the tent to work on his camera equipment: I … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » As the bartender is my witness, I thought Guinness was good for my pregnancy [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Talking dakimakura, which is Japanese for fake pillow girlfriend who giggles, squeals, and talks, which is more than you can say for your fake girlfriend from Niagara Falls [Weird]
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Mental Floss » 7 Charities Looking for Yarn Crafters
There are people who love to knit and crochet, but produce more sweaters, blankets, caps, and mittens than their friends and families can use. Yarn crafters are a generous group: in 2000, images of penguins wearing sweaters to help them recover from an oil spill prompted knitters all over the world to donate handmade penguin sweaters to the Penguin Foundation. … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Coolest pictures of last night's Chilean volcanic eruption you will see today (with bonus video goodness) [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » It's a stinging lesson but if you've urinated on a beehive be prepared to get stung in the jiblies [Dumbass]
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Overheard In The Office » In Unrelated News, We Were Voted the Most Abusive Company of 2006
Company owner: Okay, so I haven’t heard a real definition of ‘bad touch’ yet…111 Oak Street
Bonner Springs, Kansas [Link]
Overheard In The Office » So the Purple Sombrero Is for Style?
Young wife to husband: You know the guy across the street, Jose*? I think he's gay.Husband: I don't think he's gay, I think he's just Hispanic.Belleview, FloridaOverheard by: He married into the family, I swear [Link]
Overheard In The Office » I Was Forced to File for Chapter 69
Old drone: I started my own business. You know what I started on? Unemployment and my girlfriend.Austin, TexasOverheard by: Nator [Link]
Overheard In The Office » This Is My Concerned Face.
Lady suit: Well, if she is suicidal, she shouldn’t be traveling alone…
Male suit, staring into distance: Mmm-hmmm.
Lady suit: … Or drinking alone…
Male suit, staring into distance: Mmm-hmmm. Penn Station
New York, New York Overheard by: passerby [Link]
Overheard In The Office » We Imagine John Belushi Wearing a “COLLEGE” Sweatshirt in This Role
Judge: Do you read, write, and understand English?Defendant: Sometimes.Judge: When don't you?Defendant: When I party!Courthouse
Norristown, Pennsylvania [Link]
Weird Universe » Free Ride
An amazing picture of a weasel riding on a woodpecker in flight. Flying for free and no TSA, lucky beast! [Link]
Mental Floss » One Ticket to 'Cat Island,' Please
For some, an island filled with cats might sound like a nightmare, but to me, it's a dream come true. So my ultimate vacation destination might be Aoshima, a.k.a. "Cat Island." Located off the coast of Ehime in Japan, this mile-long island is home to 22 human residents—and around 120 cats. That's nearly 6 cats per person! Nine hundred people … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this friendly little robot [Photoshop]
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FMyLife » xXEmmaLieXx says FML
Today, my entire junior class took the ACT. On the last test, a classmate's phone went off, automatically invalidating the whole test. We all have to retake it. FML [Link]
FMyLife » badtiming says FML
Today, I received a rejection letter from a job I desperately wanted. Yesterday, the job offer I'd been stalling on in while waiting for news about this one expired. FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Sad, put-upon U of Iowa kids get to take make-up tests because they were offended by anti-racist art [Asinine]
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Overheard In The Office » Aren't We All?
Annoying coworker #1: Hey, this guy's last name is German!Annoying coworker #2: Is he a foreigner? Myself… (bangs head on desk)Fullerton, CaliforniaOverheard by: Monica [Link]
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