Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”
Weird Universe » Spring Ahead 2015
Heart attacks increase 25% the Monday after spring ahead and decrease by 21% the Monday after fall behind. [Link]
Overheard In The Office » So I Took Some Video to Corroborate My Assertions
Coworker: Sometimes it amazes me just how much poop comes out of my body.80 Broadway
Somerville, MassachusettsOverheard by: Orlando Furioso [Link]
FMyLife » Hi-Tech says FML
Today, I got a laptop for my birthday. I was thrilled until I realized that my mom had given away my old one without asking. 6 years of games, music, and pictures down the drain. FML [Link]
Mental Floss » Three Ways to Experience Culture Shock
Brought to you by South African Tourism [Link]
Mental Floss » 10 Secrets of a Frank Sinatra Impersonator
The star of “FRANK The Man. The Music” talks about becoming Ol’ Blue Eyes [Link]
Mental Floss » Awesome Business Cards for Superhero Alter Egos
The vocations of heroes and villains. [Link]
Mental Floss » The Missing Links: Very Old Brew
If you’re a home beer maker, see if you can recreate this recipe that dates back to 1800 BC. * What does each state have more of than any other state? As a native of Ohio, I have to say this is complete bull … Oh, never mind. Also, what’s happening in Iowa that causes all of these to go … [Link]
The Onion » American Voices: DEA Warns Allowing Medical Marijuana May Lead To Stoned Rabbits
During testimony in the Utah State Senate about a proposed medical marijuana bill, a DEA agent warned that he has observed rabbits becoming addicted to the plant after eating it at grow sites, getting high all the time and starting to follow humans around…
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Fark.com RSS » The 20 most popular beers in America, which consists of one beer and 19 placeholders [Fail]
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Mental Floss » 18 Everyday Expressions Borrowed From the Bible
The Oxford English Dictionary credits The Wycliffe Bible, a 14th century Middle English translation of the Bible, with more early citations of English words than the works of Dickens, Ben Jonson, Jane Austen, Thomas Hardy, Samuel Pepys, and John Milton combined. The Bible even outranks William Shakespeare in the OED, with evidence of a grand total of 1547 new words … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Man blames post-traumatic stress disorder for stomping on pigeon that ate his hot dog [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » Fugitive drug kingpin lured out of hiding by tempting promise of chocolate cake. Police: "This was a triumph" [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Iron Photoshop Ingredient: The humble vinyl record [Photoshop]
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Mental Floss » Name the Members of the 500 Home Run Club
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Mental Floss » This Weird Fish Swims Standing on its Head
Most fish swim like you’d expect them to—facing forward. Sometimes they’ll do a headstand to probe the ocean floor for food or hide themselves in some seagrass, but this is just a temporary pose. Not so for the shrimpfish (Aeoliscus punctulatus), which does all its swimming in a vertical, head-down position. The fish’s strange orientation is due to its center … [Link]
FMyLife » definatelynotamurderer says FML
Today, after seven people at work approaching me and asking me if I was 'that lad from the paper', I picked one up to see what they were talking about. Turns out my doppelganger is a man who brutally murdered his older brother last year. FML [Link]
FMyLife » Mommycakes says FML
Today, I noticed that my son was less excited about losing a tooth than normal. I asked him what was wrong, he said, "Tyler told me that the tooth fairy died yesterday in a car accident." To which Tyler replied, "You're welcome." FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » The 'Underwater Waterfall' Illusion at Mauritius Island is unbelievable [Weird]
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Fark.com RSS » Turns out even successful bank robbers make less money than you do, but at least they don't hate going to work [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Curt Schilling uses the internet police to backtrace trolls tormenting his daughter on Twitter. Consequences will never be the same [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » Sometimes amore isn't fleeting after a walk on the beach, all you need is your sign to go viral [Sappy]
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The Onion » Chinese Citizens Kind Of Grateful To Not Have Access To All Of Internet
BEIJING—Asserting that their government’s policy of strict censorship was not completely detrimental, China’s 1.4 billion citizens admitted this week that they are actually kind of grateful to not have access to the entire internet. Memb…
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FMyLife » Banana_Lord says FML
Today, I walked 20 minutes in rain, winds that almost knocked me over, and face-fulls of stinging hailstones. Less than a minute after I finally got inside, the weather cleared up, the sun came out, and a rainbow appeared. FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Your fridge is trying to kill you, lard-arse [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » "Student 'strawpedoing' drinks craze is banned." In related news, 'strawpedoing' drinks was briefly a craze. Apparently. (w/ pic of 'strawpedo') [Strange]
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FMyLife » soconfused says FML
Today, I have been at my new job for almost a month and still have no idea what I'm doing. FML [Link]
Futility Closet » In a Word
antelucan
adj. before dawn finitor
n. the horizon flavescent
adj. turning pale yellow day-peep
n. the first appearance of daylight; the earliest dawn Eoan
adj. of or pertaining to the dawn; eastern [Link]
Mental Floss » How Does a Two-Way Mirror Work?
Craig Benzine takes a long, hard look in the two-way mirror. [Link]
Mental Floss » 14 Things You Might Not Know About 'The Sound of Music'
It’s not hard to see why so many people still love The Sound of Music, even after all these years. [Link]
Mental Floss » 5 Questions: Frozen
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Fark.com RSS » Is the US government actually run by Nazi aliens? [Dumbass]
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The Onion » Netanyahu Doubles Down Against Obama With PowerPoint On Perils Of Affordable Care Act
WASHINGTON—In what is being regarded as a further provocation on top of his already controversial address before Congress, Israeli prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu doubled down against President Obama Tuesday with a PowerPoint presentation on the p…
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Fark.com RSS » China wonders if it should invite Japan to its ceremonies commemorating WWII or just assume that Japan is going to show up in Manchuria again whether it's wanted or not [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » If you get bit by somebody that has HIV, it is usually not a good time [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » ISIS vows to take down Twitter. I don't know who I should support in this fight: a bunch of narcissistic assholes who have taken the media by storm to push their own crazy nonsense, or Twitter? [Followup]
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The Onion » Opinion: You Heard The Hype, Now Try Our Hanging File Folders For Yourself (by Dan Smead)
By Dan Smead, CEO, Smead Office Products
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The Onion » Man Going To Take Edge Off With Decades-Long Slide Into Alcoholism
FRISCO, CO—Loosening his tie upon returning home from a long day of work, local insurance adjuster Patrick Wandel informed reporters Tuesday of his intention to relax and take the edge off with a decades-long slide into alcoholism.
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The Onion » American Voices: IKEA Introduces Wireless Charging Furniture
Swedish furniture retail chain IKEA has announced it will begin selling furniture that charges cell phones wirelessly with charging pad stations that are integrated into desks, tables, lamps, and other furniture.
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Mental Floss » Should Research Animals Get Names?
You may have heard of Koko the gorilla or Alex the parrot, but what about Pia, Splinter, Oprah, and Persimmon the rats? Or Nixon the octopus? Or breeder pairs of mice named Tom and Katie or Brad and Angelina? It’s not only the animals with good communication skills and long-term relationships with human researchers that get names. As Michael Erard … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Science proves that when you drink with your friends, you drink more, although everyone agrees more research needs to be done [Spiffy]
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Fark.com RSS » What happens when your iPhone overheats in your pocket and spews lithium lava? 'They smelled my body burning' [Scary]
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Mental Floss » Watch the Original 'Star Wars' in 60 Seconds
Warning: May cause temporary insanity. [Link]
Overheard In The Office » Readers, Answer This Eternal Management Question
Boss, wearing mini-dress, as she exits office: If I can't bend over in my own office, then where can I bend over?Toronto
Canadia [Link]
Overheard In The Office » Wally's Insane in the Mucous Membrane
Loud cube rat: It's just a booger! You want a booger?Normal cube rate: No, but let me help you out. (pulls out a Kleenex)Mebane, North CarolinaOverheard by: Horrified [Link]
Overheard In The Office » Kids Get Sucked Into Those Like Quicksand
Producer to receptionist: Hey, do you have that intern's cell number? I'm trying to see if she can come in at 8 on Monday.Receptionist: Yeah, I just called her. She's in the middle of, like, a Jonas Brothers concert or something.Manhattan, New York [Link]
Overheard In The Office » 5PM That’s a Wrap
Co-worker: When is Cinco de Mayo? Did I miss it already? 3424 Peachtree Road Northeast
Atlanta, Georgia [Link]
Overheard In The Office » “Dear H.R….”
Project manager: You get me those butt connectors and we'll get back there and touch them. Kansas City, Kansas [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Soon you'll be able to watch targeted ads playing on your whiskey bottles [Scary]
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The Onion » Your Horoscopes — Week Of March 3, 2015
Aries: Unfortunately for your personal philosophy, it turns out the free market has yet to come up with a truly effective way to just go up to women and start talking to them.
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Fark.com RSS » And the world's most expensive city to live in is [Interesting]
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The Onion » Boyfriend Plans Magical Evening Down To First Detail
MANSFIELD, OH—Having proposed that they spend a night out together, the boyfriend of local woman Cassandra Stephenson is said to have planned a magical evening for the two of them down to the very first detail, sources reported Tuesday.
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The Onion » Report: Middle East Quickly Running Out Of Land Area For Violence To Spill Over To
NEW YORK—Confirming that only a few square miles currently remain, a report released Tuesday by the United Nations warned that the Middle East is rapidly running out of available land for violence to spill over to.
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Fark.com RSS » Quick someone find Indiana Jones, they think they've found the White City of the Monkey God in the Honduran jungle [Interesting]
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Overheard In The Office » Perhaps the Most Serious Of All
Librarian #1: He's getting married in September. I guess it's pretty serious.Office worker: Of course it's serious if they're getting married!Librarian #2: Well, he could be forced into it. Maybe it's an arranged marriage!Navy Yard
Washington, DC [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Remember how NYC said that their murder rate would fall in 2015? Well, you can kill that prediction [Fail]
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FMyLife » Microtron says FML
Today, a friend sent me a song. I didn't have time to listen to it all, so I listened to the first 30 seconds of it to get a feel for it. It was nice and uplifting, so I sent it to my mom. Turns out, after the first 30 seconds, the singer brightens his day by singing about his … [Link]
FMyLife » DramaticEmily says FML
Today, I noticed my ex was feeling down. We ended things on good terms and I've been wanting to start things up again, so I figured I'd bring him dinner to cheer him up and maybe hang out. Looks like he and his one night stand get to eat my home cooked food while I go home to Netflix. FML [Link]
FMyLife » punkchicka4 says FML
Today, I was demoted as a bridesmaid in a wedding because I dyed my hair, and didn't ask permission from the bride to do so. The bride is my sister. FML [Link]
GraphJam » Mister Aladdin, Sir, Have a Wish or Two or Three
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: cartoons , disney , movies , Pie Chart , Songs Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam »
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GraphJam » What Was I Doing Again?
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: eating , fridge , Pie Chart , thinking Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » It Only Takes so Many Beers Before You Start Launching Them at People
Summer's here! Sit back, relax, and enjoy A Cheezburger Summer! Graph by: (via Bite) Tagged: 4th of july , beer , fireworks , holiday , Line Graph , summer Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam »
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GraphJam » Take a Hint
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GraphJam » Likability Of People Who Use the Word "Like"
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: always , annoying , day , friend , hour , like , normal , teens , word Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » The Times
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GraphJam » Laptop Battery Life
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: airplane , Bar Graph , battery life , charge , home , laptop , Movie Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Items Needed for Progressing in Zelda Games
Graph by: L_Lawliet Tagged: inventory , LoZ , Music , Pie Chart , video game Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Things my dog does when it snows
Graph by: Michelle_CAAAT Tagged: bark , dogs , eat , indoors , pee , Pie Chart , roll , snow , stay , yellow Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » What You Yell When You Stub Your Toe
Graph by: ThePerceptiveObserver Tagged: curse words , ouch , Pie Chart , stub , swear words , toe , yell Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Tech Support
LoL by: Phedre Tagged: countries , internet , technology Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » What gets deleted by my family on DVR
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: Bar Graph , deleted , DVR , family , television Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Every state has a story
Graph by: blpoker Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Reasons For Crashing During Winter
LoL by: lamborghinidude Tagged: crashing , driving , winter , wreck Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Are You Sure It's Not a Banana?
Graph by: nelde Tagged: banana , english , fruits , infographic , languages , pineapples Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Wile E. Coyote's Budget
Graph by: jspenguin Tagged: acme , birdseed , budget , medical bills , signs , umbrellas , wile e coyote Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Practice Your Aim!
Graph by: Jottunrot Tagged: infographic , loud , midnight , pee , toilet Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam »
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GraphJam »
Graph by: Los_Torta Tagged: accident , arrest , chart art , congestion , foursquare , freeway , mayor , rubbernecking , technology , texting , twitter Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » WARP SPEED AHEAD
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: attack , freeway , Pie Chart , ramp , speed , traffic , warp Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » This Is Why I Know All the Lyrics to 'Friday', I Swear
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: FRIDAY , lyrics , Music , Rebecca Black , venn diagram Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Covers of Women's Magazines
LoL by: justinballetta Tagged: magazine , sex , women Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Talents of the Italian team in the World Cup
Talents of the Italian team in the World Cup Graph by: Unknown Tagged: circle graphs , falling down , flopping , Italy , soccer , strategies , the world cup Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » If It Weren't for This Feeling, I'd Never Floss
Graph by: coldwontrise Tagged: breaking , floss , how it feels , pain , stuck , teeth Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Alcohol vs. Regret
Graph by: (via Life Would Be Much Easier as a Turtle) Tagged: alcohol , bad decisions , booze , Line Graph , regret Share on Facebook [Link]
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GraphJam » Twenty Minutes Until Class? No Problem
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GraphJam » Call Me "Professor Oak"
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: animals , Pie Chart , Pokémon , video games , Zoology Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Possible Concequences of Gays Getting Married
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: consequences , crash , fly , gay , gay marriage , lady gaga , marriage , pig , possible , president , Stock Market Share on Facebook [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Massachusetts Supreme Court says there is no constitutional right to have a Taser because stun guns weren't invented in 1789 [PSA]
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Overheard In The Office » I Long to Eliminate My Own Job Position
IT professional #1: But the thing is that a lot of these people will need me forever… most of them are from 40-60 years old… Need I say more?IT professional #2: Ugh, god! Just give them an abacus and call it a day.Parnall Road
Jackson, MichiganOverheard by: cubewalker [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this trombone player [Photoshop]
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Mental Floss » 11 Ways You Can Use Technology to Express Yourself
As technology becomes increasingly prevalent in the office and at home, so do worries that people are living in their own insular digital worlds. But new advances in technology are in fact freeing users from their desks, allowing them to unplug and take their gadgets out into the real world. In doing so, users are discovering innovative and exciting ways … [Link]
Weird Universe » Radar Scanner Hat
British fashion from 1951.
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Fark.com RSS » Georgia woman whose execution was delayed last week due to snow and ice has her execution delayed once again due to partly cloudy conditions [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » Gun group offers to pay $15,000 for a 3D printer that makes carbon fiber copies after the only company that makes them refused to sell it one, "citing terms of service that disallow private citizens from using the machine to make firearms" [S
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Fark.com RSS » "Give me back all the cartoons you s***holes," says eight-year-old boy [Amusing]
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Mental Floss » IKEA Unveiled Furniture That Charges Your Smartphone
As any regular smartphone user will tell you, being near an outlet at all times is a must. With app use on the rise, phones are dying quicker than ever—but who wants to carry around a charger all day? Cords are cumbersome, easily tangled, and generally a nightmare. Luckily, IKEA has the solution. “People hate cable mess. They worry about … [Link]
Overheard In The Office » Mediochre Is California's State Color
Tech guy: Our media player has its own problems… Like, it's mediocre.Los Angeles, CaliforniaOverheard by: It's not alone [Link]
Weird Universe » Typing to Music
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Fark.com RSS » Smoking hot 24-year-old who was bullied in school for having big boobs beats her tormentors by becoming a model in a full feature lingerie film. Take THAT, bullies (w/pics – possibly not safe for work) [Spiffy]
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Fark.com RSS » Don't you just hate when you turn on your bathroom light, and seconds later you're lying on your neighbor's front lawn? [Scary]
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FMyLife » Dad says FML
Today, while walking out of a store eating a candy bar, a homeless man tried to run up and steal my candy. I stuck a leg out and tripped him. The only thing I could think of to yell at him was, "Swiper no Swiping". My kids have ruined my coolness. FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » ISIS now besieged by Kurds, bombed by US, banhammered by Twitter [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » Police say hospital's nitrous oxide was stolen for a giggle [Silly]
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Fark.com RSS » Study: Legal marijuana spurs entrepreneurship, gentrification, consumption of Doritos and Mountain Dew [Interesting]
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Mental Floss » Frozen
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Mental Floss » Morning Cup of Links: Classic Movies in LEGO
Name That Scene: Classic Movie Moments Lovingly Recreated in LEGO. Morgan Spence built them for a how-to book, implying that you can, too.
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Stream once and destroy: 20 great TV episodes too painful to watch twice. Even more so if you know and care about the characters.
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So This Baby Weasel Decided to Hitch a Ride on a … [Link]
Overheard In The Office » Here's Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino to Explain
Coworker #1: Is it in regular writing or slanty writing?Coworker #2: “Slanty” writing? Italics?Coworker #1: No, italics is when it is bold.Medical Office
Durham, North Carolina [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Not to make you paranoid, but you are putting your home at risk every time you leave lint in your dryer, toss an owner's manual, or wrap the cord too tightly around your iron [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Travelers hung like a horse will get own terminal at JFK airport [Spiffy]
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FMyLife » Anomaly says FML
Today, I saw a person in my class completing a project that was due two periods later and that they had just started in the bathroom. They got a better grade than me. FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Apparently Dr. Seuss was no prude. Here's his long forgotten book of the female nude. In cartoon form it's really not lewd (but still probably not safe for work, if your boss is a jerk) [Spiffy]
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Mental Floss » Watch How a Barge Breaks Up Ice In The Hudson River
It has been spectacularly cold and icy this winter, and among the photogenically frozen landscapes is the Hudson River. But being completely frozen over isn't really an option for the river, which needs to be passable not just for ferries but also boats carrying necessary winter supplies, like heating oil. This short video from The New York Times profiles a … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » If you're an old, it's going to cost you twice as much to harass 20-somethings on Tinder [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » Vous fils de pute! Vous avez laissé les corps! [Interesting]
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FMyLife » Marc says FML
Today, it's been almost 2 months since I moved into my new place, and it's the first time a girl has slept in my bed. I also slept on my new couch for the first time. FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Parents who let their children walk home from school are now being charged with "unsubstantiated child neglect" [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » Hey Arizona: In your zeal to snub your nose at the federal government whenever possible, you just made it impossible for residents to get past airport security because your driver licenses are too generic [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Well, there goes my faith in humanity [Sick]
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Fark.com RSS » Remember the man who put up flyers in NYC looking for a girlfriend? His finally tally: 40,000 swings. 118 extra base hits [Followup]
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FMyLife » dontplaywithmyfeelings says FML
Today, I got a new job and told everyone about it. A few hours later, I got an email from the executive saying I actually don't have the job anymore. FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » A new app that in no way will ever be used for nefarious purposes lets people drinking at one bar connect with other people drinking at another bar [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » "Dear Prudence: My mother died a horrible, painful death; she was 41, I was 13. My father remarried, and now my stepmother is dying of cancer and comparing her struggle to my mom's. I think this is insensitive. Tell me I'm right" [Sad
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Fark.com RSS » Coming soon to a Costco Near you a 2015 Chevy Silverado LTZ Kirkland Signature Edition for "members only" [Silly]
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Futility Closet » Young Riders
Sons of Jack “Catch-‘Em-Alive” Abernathy, the youngest U.S. Marshal in history, Louis and Temple Abernathy inherited their father’s self-reliance: In 1910, when they were 10 and 6 years old, they rode on horseback from their Oklahoma ranch to Manhattan to greet Theodore Roosevelt as he returned from Africa. After riding behind Roosevelt’s car in a ticker-tape parade, they drove home … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Guards say that $4 million in gold and silver was stolen when their truck broke down on I-95 and some guys in a white van tied them up. Yeah, yeah, that's it… That's the story. They also have slept with Morgan Fairchild [Unlikely]
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Overheard In The Office » Two Weeks, Even
Girl #1: It doesn’t really feel like Friday.Girl #2: What does it feel like?Girl #1: I don’t know. It feels like a week from Friday.220 Kroncke Drive
Sun Prairie, WisconsinOverheard by: Luke [Link]
Overheard In The Office » I’m Sorry, I Didn’t Get That; Please Press 1 for English…
Manager on phone: Does panting count as a response?Pearl, MississippiOverheard by: Brain Dancing [Link]
Overheard In The Office » As in Blue-Footed, You Pervs
Kid #1: Number five is A, as in ‘asshole.’Teacher: No, number five is B, as in…Kid #2: Bastard!Teacher: No, B as in ‘booby.’High school
Tucson, ArizonaOverheard by: oh my [Link]
Overheard In The Office » After Her Last Album’s Failure, Ms. Wilson Went into a Bit of a Slump
Guy: Hey, can you tell me how to get to Billings, Montana?Desk clerk: Yeah, just go north on 95, then east on 90. That’s the best way to get there.Guy: Thanks! I just got fired. I’m a carnie. Carnie!Hillcrest
Moscow, IdahoOverheard by: They have small hands. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Archaeologists identify 1st century house in Nazareth as Jesus' childhood home. One clue: it's in the Jewish section of town [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a baby weasel riding a woodpecker [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » Stabbing your mother 11 times, and cutting off your penis with scissors isn't normal, but on miao miao it might be [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » List of the 40 smartest people of all time has Albert Einstein ranked 2nd. But then again, it's all relative [Interesting]
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Overheard In The Office » …From His Adorable Little Mouse Car
accounting rep: *screams and kicks away from her desk* did y'all see that shit! Stuart little got the audacity to sit on my desk and look at me!Fort Mill, SC [Link]
FMyLife » teapotrevolt says FML
Today, while laughing at a jogger that fell down while running, I choked on my French fries. They had to give me the Heimlich maneuver. FML [Link]
Mental Floss » 7 Videos of Snow Melting to Help You Cope With Winter
It might be cold and miserable now, but spring has to come eventually (right?). Live vicariously through these videos of snow being whisked away. It'll become a reality soon, I promise. 1. Melting snow Watch in awe as six feet of snow melts before your eyes. 2. Shovel faster This guy has devised an easy—and a kind of obvious—substitution for … [Link]
Overheard In The Office » Let's Just Say I'll Never Go Back to the Unitarian Church
Woman attending performance: It was twenty dollars per nipple.San Francisco, CaliforniaOverheard by: where's my 40 bucks? [Link]
FMyLife » Masift says FML
Today, after many tests and doctor visits, I finally found out the reason for my flu-like symptoms isn't a vitamin deficient or anything. The damn tea I drink every morning makes me feel sick. FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this woman and her painting [Photoshop]
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Overheard In The Office » Her Nails?
Customer, after waiting in reception for someone to help him: Hello, is anyone there?Receptionist to coworker #1: They can wait a minute. It's not my job to sit there and help people when *they* want to come in.Coworker #2, under her breath: Actually, it is.Coworker #1, after receptionist rolls her eyes and leaves: What does she think we pay her to … [Link]
FMyLife » sorry… says FML
Today, I realized I hate my boyfriend's little sister enough to break up with him. FML [Link]
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