Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”
Fark.com RSS » Because when your sister makes you a penis-shaped cake, the only rational response is (BB) gunfire. No word on whether or not anyone blew the candle [Florida]
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Mental Floss » 16 Offbeat Holidays You Can Celebrate in March
Plenty of reasons to party this month! [Link]
Mental Floss » Name the Countries Younger Than Justin Bieber
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Mental Floss » Akilah Hughes Talks About Being a YouTube Superstar
by Akilah Hughes, as told to Abbey Stone Akilah Hughes leads an impressive double life: She’s a writer and producer by day, and an Upright Citizens Brigade comedian and Internet star by night. We asked the 25-year-old New Yorker how she built up a following of more than 87,000 video-hungry YouTube subscribers while continuing to pursue her stand-up dreams. You … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Even the National Bank of Abu Dhabi admits it: Even at $10 per barrel, oil can't match solar on cost [Interesting]
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Overheard In The Office » They’re Making Amazing Strides in Hangnail Research These Days
Drone on phone: Oh yeah, my friend had that disease, he died… I’m sure you won’t die, though.Storke Road
Santa Barbara, CaliforniaOverheard by: angelina [Link]
Mental Floss » This John Oliver Video on Infrastructure is Worth Your Time
On his show Last Week Tonight, John Oliver often takes on important issues—net neutrality, sugar content, climate change. But last night, he touched on a topic that I'm hugely passionate about: America's infrastructure. Before I came to mental_floss, I was an editor at Popular Mechanics, where I contributed to a year-long investigation of U.S. infrastructure, watching workers lay rebar in … [Link]
Overheard In The Office » But I Guess My Underling Will Have to Do
Dispatcher peering into Tupperware container: I am so sick of kielbasa I could kick Jesus in the shins!Emergency center
Pennsylvania [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Big Al, owner of world famous Big Al's strip club aka the only reason to ever visit Peoria, IL, has died [Sad]
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Fark.com RSS » "Dear Jesus, bless you for the food, and Timmy's good grades, and Sarah's acceptance to college, and Dad's raise, and for ISIS killing your believers and bringing about the End of Days so that we may be with you. Amen" [Scary]
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Mental Floss » The Missing Links: How This Carpet Got Famous
How exactly did the carpet at the Portland Airport gain such a loyal hipster following? * The Rapid City Rush of the ECHL hockey league wore these fantastic Seuss-inspired jerseys at a recent game. * Wait, what do these horribly-misleading infographics actually tell us? * If you’re a fan of illusionists you’ll enjoy this TED Talk where Helder Guimaraes explores … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » If you're about to have surgery, that last thing you want to see in the operating room before the anesthesia kicks in is your anesthesiologist texting a dick pic to another patient [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » California man wishes to suppress the sodomites with bullets or whatever else is lying around [Dumbass]
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Mental Floss » Rhymes With Cat
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Mental Floss » Strange States: The Golden Driller of Oklahoma
Wikimedia Commons If you want to learn about someplace, you can always pick up a textbook. But if you want to get to know a place, you're going to have to dig a little deeper. And what you find there might be a little strange. The Strange States series will take you on a virtual tour of America to uncover … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » The cartoonist has no idea how net neutrality works [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » Someone hates music videos so much that they shot two people who were filming one [Florida]
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Mental Floss » 10 Animals Whose Poop Comes With Perks
Every animal excretes its waste; if it didn't, it would die. But sometimes that poop does double—wait for it—duty. Read on to discover the second careers of wombat waste, stork scat, and more. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Okay, Toronto, put a ball gag in it. The mysterious tunnel was built for personal reasons [Followup]
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The Onion » Infographic: A Timeline Of U.S.-Israel Relations
A congressional visit from Israeli prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu that has reportedly rankled President Obama is the latest issue in what have often been strained diplomatic ties between the two countries.
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Fark.com RSS » Actress uses terrible Photoshopping to fake attendance at the Oscars. Cue much more terrible Photoshopping [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this man and a hologram [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » ISIS is not only not a state, it isn't particularly Islamic either. In fact according to leading clerics and scholars it represents Muslims' history and culture about as accurately as Nazi propagandists represented Germany's Teutonic past
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Fark.com RSS » If you tell your girlfriend in confidentiality that you shot and killed a neighbor and she goes and informs the police, the two of you probably weren't meant to be [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » Container cleverly labeled "not weed" somehow fails to fool police [Obvious]
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The Onion » American Voices: Stolen Pearl Oscar Dress Revealed To Be Fake
A dress that was worn by actress Lupita Nyong’o at the Academy Awards and later stolen from her hotel room, rumored to be made of 6,000 pearls and worth $150,000, was revealed to be a knockoff after the thieves took two of the pearls to be appraised…
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Fark.com RSS » Italian tourist killed by glacier in Alaska. How slow was that guy? [Sad]
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Fark.com RSS » The secret life of a library policeman: less chasing people down for outstanding fines, and more 'you not take shiat forty-five minutes' [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » So, it turns out Best Korea is merely compensating [Obvious]
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Mental Floss » 10 Early Scathing Reviews of Works Now Considered Masterpieces
Witness how the following works—whose ‘classic’ status now seems self-evident—were once butchered by the critics of yesteryear. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » "Nurse, this patient has cancer. Get me forty milligrams of pollen and a quinoa burger, stat" [Sick]
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FMyLife » donotbelieveinsecondchances says FML
Today, my ex gave me a heartwarming speech about how much he wanted me back. After talking for hours and me finally wanting to get back together too, he started mentioning a date he has with a cute colleague. Conclusion: he wants to get back together, but still be able to fuck the entire world. FML [Link]
FMyLife » meeeee! says FML
Today, I fell out of a window while trying to close it so no one would fall out. FML [Link]
The Onion » Netanyahu Assures Critics He Still Has Utmost Respect For U.S. Money
WASHINGTON—In a concerted effort to ease growing tensions between the two nations, Israeli prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu assured his critics Monday that he still has the utmost respect for U.S.
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Fark.com RSS » Go Blue [Asinine]
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The Onion » Onion Poll: Do You Believe That Obama Truly Loves America?
The Onion – America's Finest News Source
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Fark.com RSS » Headlines that make no sense: "Learn How to Do Your Cooking In Darth Vader's Head" [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » Man who's prepared to leave wife and kids behind on one-way trip to Mars says his family is "quite supportive" [Amusing]
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Mental Floss » 15 Brands That Jumped on the ‘House of Cards’ Bandwagon
Creativity is so overrated. [Link]
Futility Closet » Book Codes
Benedict Arnold encrypted his messages to the British Army using Blackstone’s Commentaries on the Laws of England. Arnold would replace each word in his message with a triplet of numbers representing the page number, line number, and word position where the word might be found in Blackstone. For example: The 166.8.11 of the 191.9.16 are 129.19.21 266.9.14 of the .286.8.20, … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Fark NotNewsletter: Llama Llama Blueblack Pajama [FarkBlog]
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The Onion » Editorial Cartoon: Final Frontiers
Final Frontiers
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Fark.com RSS » Been charged with DUI? In Michigan, lawmakers "inadvertently" just made the field sobriety test inadmissible in court [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » Best Korea continues to show the world it is absolutely dominant at firing missiles into large bodies of water [Obvious]
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Mental Floss » Nightline Explains Virtual Reality in 1993
"Will virtual reality transport millions of us into an addictive world of make-believe?" So begins ABC News Nightline's 1993 report on virtual reality. Then Ted Koppel explains that he was pretty sure people would care a whole lot more about VR because of the VR-themed TV miniseries Wild Palms. Oops. Anyway, Nightline dives into a 20-minute report on the state … [Link]
Mental Floss » 5 Questions: Zelda
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Mental Floss » 15 Things You Might Not Know About 'Beauty and the Beast'
While we’re waiting for the latest version to begin production later this year, here are a few facts about the 1991 classic. [Link]
The Onion » Slideshow: The Week In Pictures – Week Of March 2, 2015
The Week In Pictures – Week Of March 2, 2015
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The Onion » Teacher Who Dedicates Life To Students Total Fucking Bitch
MERIDIAN, ID—Students at Union Junior High School reported Monday that eighth-grade history teacher Evelyn Carmody, a tireless educator who has dedicated her whole life to the vocation of teaching, is a total goddamn bitch.
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The Onion » John Boehner Calls For National Guard To Deal With Illegal Immigrants Hiding In Mexico
WASHINGTON—Saying it was time to aggressively act before their numbers became too large to control, House Speaker John Boehner called for the National Guard to be deployed to deal with the millions of illegal immigrants currently hiding in Mexico, s…
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The Onion » American Voices: Study: Feeding Infants Peanut Products Could Reduce Childhood Allergies
A new study has found that exposing babies to peanut products may reduce their risk of developing allergies to peanut-containing foods later on, challenging the idea of keeping kids away from them.
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Fark.com RSS » You might have some crazy stories to tell about your drunken shenanigans, but this guy has you beat by a nose (not safe for lunch) [Strange]
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Overheard In The Office » I’m Gonna Say Courtney Love, But That’s Just a Shot in the Dark
Girl caller: Hi, I want to report a woman lying facedown in the road.Police receptionist: What does she look like?Rosemead, California [Link]
Overheard In The Office » 12PM Send Out Press Release
Boss: So see if you can find these people’s email addresses.
Intern: …You want me to find Desmond Tutu’s email address?
Boss: Try Google if you get stumped. 2130 H Street NW
Washington, DC [Link]
Overheard In The Office » Is That a Cheese Log, or Are You Happy to See Me?
Manager: I really do smell hickory smoked!Denver, Colorado [Link]
The Onion » Report: ESPN Coverage Displays Clear Bias Toward Shitty Reporting
FAIRFAX, VA—Following a comprehensive 18-month study of programming trends and journalistic practices at the network, a report published Monday by the Center for Media and Public Affairs revealed that the majority of ESPN’s news coverage demon…
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Mental Floss » What Is Pulaski Day?
If you aren't from Illinois, you might not know what Casimir Pulaski Day is. But if you grew up in Illinois and don't live there anymore, you may be wondering why you don't have this holiday—which is celebrated the first Monday each March—off from work or school. WBEZ Chicago has a great guide to the holiday, which commemorates Casimir Pulaski, … [Link]
The Onion » Man Anxiously Scanning Bar’s Reaction To Jukebox Selection
CHICAGO—Saying he hoped his choice would not kill the room’s vibe, sources confirmed Thursday night that local man Jared Chambers was anxiously scanning fellow patrons at Collin’s Tavern to judge the reaction to his recent jukebox select…
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Overheard In The Office » 1PM Lunch
Co-worker #1: Are they going to do that thing where they make it get darker earlier again this year?
Co-worker #2: You mean Daylight Savings? Yes, I think so. I think it happens pretty much every year. 171 17th Street NW
Atlanta, Georgia [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Facebook makes you sad. Like? [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » Italy did a financial study to determine how significant an impact prostitution and drugs had on the country's economic stability. Turns out, it makes up a pretty huge dent in it [Ironic]
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Fark.com RSS » Man gets 18 months for being all about that bass [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » So, let's talk about the white elephant in the room [Spiffy]
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Fark.com RSS » Texas lawmaker, who's on his fifth marriage, pens letter to judge arguing against same-sex marriage for the usual "destroying the sanctity of marriage" reasons. Bonus: Wrote to the wrong judge [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this guy on an airboard [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » Purina Dog Ciao, new shield for Dominion alters balance of power in Alpha Quadrant, and accident cuts the cheese…truck in half: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 2/22 – 2/28 [FarkBlog]
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FMyLife » dickofbrokendreams says FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé consistently thinks about his fear of breaking his penis while we have sex. He's afraid to have sex with me. FML [Link]
Weird Universe » Wearable Banana
Dole Japan has developed what they call the "wearable banana" to be worn by marathon runners. BakeryAndSnacks.com explains:
The gadget comprises wired electrical parts stuck to the inside of a banana skin, which is then sewn back together around the fruit and strapped to a runner's wrist — thereafter it shows their race time, heart rate and tweets from supporters, … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Employee who asked Costco to reassign him from cashier duty because he couldn't touch pork sues Costco for reassigning him from cashier duty just because he couldn't touch pork [Misc]
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Weird Universe » Dolphina at Bimbo’s 365 Club
Bimbo's 365 Club is still an active music venue in San Francisco. But, according to news on their own website, they seem to have abandoned a long proud tradition: Dolphina, the miniature live nude woman who swims in a fishbowl with goldfish.
How was this illusion achieved? When Dolphina was profiled in the NY TIMES in 2011, we learned:
IT’S AN … [Link]
Mental Floss » Zelda
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Fark.com RSS » American Airlines passengers stuck on the plane for nine hours. Or as United Airlines calls that, right on schedule [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » So the state was told about the pothole that trashed your car? You can be reimbursed, and by that the state means you can take your reimbursement request and 1) ram it 2) go fark yourself 3) pay the state $250 "go fark yourself" fee [Obvious]
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Overheard In The Office » …and I Started Crying
Coworker #1: I pooped in my pants once. But I was in pre-k. I was lying down at naptime, and then all of a sudden, I felt it come out, and I started crying.Coworker #2: I peed in my pants once. At work.Broadway & Canal
New York City, New YorkOverheard by: office peon [Link]
Mental Floss » Watch Various Objects Get Sanded Down in a Timelapse
Laurin Döpfner wondered what would happen if he took an edge sander to various objects—so he did just that, and photographed the results, which you can see in the cool video above. Each piece was sanded one millimeter at a time; the video is made up of 650 individual frames. It's pretty cool to watch various items (everything from a … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Oh my God, Becky. Look at her butt [Sad]
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Mental Floss » Morning Cup of Links: The Wild Panda Population
A new census shows there are actually more giant pandas in the wild than a decade ago. The increase is attributed to more land being reserved for them.
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19 Jokes All Grammar Nerds Will Appreciate. In other words, they’re puns.
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How The French Connection Changed Police Movies. Within a few years of the 1971 classic, crime stories found themselves … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » A failed attempt to crossbreed buffalo and cattle is causing environmental havoc. We're gonna need a bigger fork [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Southern California passenger train collides with vehicle near Oxnard. This is not a repeat from last Tuesday [Scary]
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GraphJam » You're All Morons
Graph by: (via SMBC) Tagged: group , IQ , Line Graph , members , movement Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Time spent developing Portal 2
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: cake , nom , Pie Chart , Portal , video games Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Your Spelling Is Trolling too, Right?
Graph by: donaldtheelephantduck Tagged: argument , flow chart , internet , trolling Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam »
Graph by: bballtab10 Tagged: coloring , elementary school , kindergarten , lightsaber , markers , Pie Chart , star wars , swords Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Space: The Final Frontier
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: fantasy , infographic , planets , sci fi , space Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Mom, I Need Help with my Homework
LoL by: mythago Tagged: education , homework , mom , parent , school Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam »
Graph by: hotelzimmer483 Tagged: ikea , justin bieber , never say never , Pie Chart , pride , Sweden , war Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » You Can't Explain That!
Graph by: LHIGGY Tagged: apps , basketball , iphone , video games , you-cant-explain-that Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam »
Graph by: rainbow_ninjas Tagged: acne , chart art , face , throbbing , zit Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Impact of Various Social and Environmental Factors Upon the Probability of My Eating Green Eggs and Ham
Graph by: Hello_Cthulhu Tagged: anywhere , Bar Graph , books , box , dr seuss , environmental , fox , green eggs and ham , here , house , mouse , probability , social , there Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam »
Graph by: teehee989 Tagged: first , nerd , Pie Chart , school , tests , that guy , the whole class , waiting Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » So Horribly Wrinkly
Graph by: chrisicarus711 Tagged: Line Graph , locker room , men , old Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Doggie Language
Graph by: (via Doggie Drawings) Tagged: best of week , doggie , emotions , language Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Your Video is in Another Castle
Graph by: Sogge93 Tagged: in another castle , mario , Music , Pie Chart , youtube Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » No, I Really Woke Up In Vegas With No Idea How I Got There
Graph by: SpazMoor Tagged: believable , BS , excuses , Pie Chart , teachers Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » The Easiest A
Graph by: Tagged: adultery , Bar Graph , punishment , the scarlet letter Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Untitled
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: breaking bad , democrats , glenn beck , good shows , politics , Republicans , spreadsheet , television Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Yeah, It's Always Everyone Else That's an Idiot, Isn't It?
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: death and taxes , idiots , internet , Pie Chart Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Time spent in the fridge
Graph by: cosmocon Tagged: door , food , fridge , open , Pie Chart , want Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Throw Me a Bone, Nabisco
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: bone , cupboard , dogs , food , nursery rhymes , old mother hubbard , Oreos , Pie Chart Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Content of music albums these days
Graph by: Rushin_Rulet Tagged: albums , content , hit , Music , one , Pie Chart , Songs , two Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Flavor of Gum vs. Time
Graph by: sidelsky18 Tagged: chew , flavor , food , gum , Line Graph , paper , seconds , taste , time Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Amount of Danger vs. Job
Amount of Danger vs. Job Graph by: NothinReal Tagged: goalie , jobs , losing team , soccer , sports , winning team , world cup Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » That's Your Still Camera, Mom
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: camcorder , camera , lens cap , mom , Pie Chart , water Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » There's no Such Thing as Too Much Bacon
Graph by: bozo17 Tagged: bacon , epic meal time , Pie Chart , youtube Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » I Just Gotta Get in, Do My Business, and Get Out
Graph by: (via Pleated Jeans) Tagged: gross , hand washing , Maps , public bathroom , toliets Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » My Investment Plan
LoL by: DocJ Tagged: 401k , change , craigslist , economy , furniture , investment , options Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Understanding of Graphs
LoL by: ToxicShockTaco Tagged: education , elementary school , experts , graphs , high school , middle school , reading , understanding Share on Facebook [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Yoga has become so mainstream in America that formerly-peaceful yogi are now getting into fistfights with each other over mat space [Sad]
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Fark.com RSS » LA police shoot another man while holding him on the ground. They really need to get a new act [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » Why are you spending all that money on fancy skin lotions when you could just be using cheap oil instead [Unlikely]
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Fark.com RSS » Britain wants to use eBay's dispute resolution system as a model for online small claims court. GREAT LITIGANT, A+++++++++ FOR GREAT JUSTICE, WOULD FILE AGAIN [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » The older you get the more coffee you need to deal with life's bullshiat [Obvious]
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FMyLife » kysier says FML
Today, I was turned down from the dream job that I was promised two years ago, once my chemo and radiation therapy was finished. His excuse? He never actually expected me to survive. FML [Link]
FMyLife » smalltownkid says FML
Today, I moved to a big city, alone, from a small town. After convincing myself it wasn't that scary, I hailed my first cab. The driver spent the 30 minute ride from the airport telling me about how "sometimes, you just gotta shoot a guy" because if they steal your shoes, they deserve it. FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » If you're going to drive yourself to the emergency room anyway, might as well steal a fire truck so you get there quicker [Obvious]
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Futility Closet » The Pythagoras Paradox
Draw a right triangle whose legs a and b each measure 1. Draw d and e to complete a unit square. Clearly d + e = 2. Now if we cut a “step” into the square as shown, then f + h = 1 and g + i = 1, so the total length of the “staircase” is still 2. … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Things you don't want to hear your doctor say in the emergency room: #1 – "Well, this is something I've never seen before" [Scary]
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Overheard In The Office » Haven't Been the Same Since I Fell In
Secretary #1: (transcribing from a dictaphone) Secretary #1: Secretary #1: Secretary #2: What’s so funny?Secretary #1: I’m transcribing this dictation and he’s talking about the sewer system and he keeps talking about going into manholes.Secretary #2: So?Secretary #1: Manholes – get it – manholes! He’s going into manholes!Secretary #2: How old are you??????327 S. Camino del Rio
Durango, CO [Link]
Overheard In The Office » If You Are Caught, the Secretary Will Deny All Knowledge of Your Activities
Boss to employee: So, will you be my secret agent in the ladies’ bathroom?13th Street and F Street NW
Washington, DCOverheard by: wiretapper [Link]
Fark.com RSS » A view inside the Crayola factory is a lot like a trip to Willy Wonka's factory [Cool]
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Overheard In The Office » “No” Still Means “Yes” to Many Men
Secretary: All of our customers who said they don't want our e-mails are getting them. And all of our customers who said they want them aren't getting them.Boss: So, what's the problem?New York City, New York [Link]
FMyLife » love and tolerape, apparently says FML
Today, after a 7 year dry spell, I finally got laid. The downside? It was in my dreams and involved a character from My Little Pony forcing itself on me. Now I hate that fucking stupid show more than ever. FML [Link]
FMyLife » Anonymous says FML
Today, my sister came out of the closet. By which I mean she came out as the pregnant mother of my boyfriend's child. FML [Link]
Overheard In The Office » 12PM Weekly Meeting
Boss: So why did they start having this weekly meeting anyway?
Co-worker: It started out with all of us sitting around eating pizza, talking casually; you know, just shooting the fan. 525 East 68th Street
New york, NY [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Last month officially the coldest in Canada in 115 years: "The February 2015 temperature anomaly over eastern Ontario and south-western Québec was never observed since 1900, making it a 115-year return period event" [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » Ever wonder what happens if you die on a plane? Besides no more beverage service, presumably [Interesting]
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Overheard In The Office » I Don't Understand–I Always Stock It with Condoms
Woman: My purse looks pregnant.Zoetermeer
The NetherlandsOverheard by: Trying to work but laughin' my but of [Link]
Overheard In The Office » Everyone Bring Their Trenchcoats?
Manager: Okay, are we all here? Good. Let's flash Tom*. (picks up the phone and hits the star button)Confernce Room
Boston, Massachusetts [Link]
Mental Floss » Why Can't Some People See Magic Eye Pictures?
Forget The Dress. How come I still can't see anything in those Magic Eye pictures? [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this remarkable anise [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » A look at the golden age of drug marketing, a tale of glass, opium, alcohol, and neurotoxins [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » "The doomed Malaysia Airlines flight MH370 was taken on an emotional 'last farewell' fly-past of the pilot's home island of Penang before being deliberately landed on the water and sinking intact thousands of miles away" [Followup
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Overheard In The Office » Not Even Acapulco Gold?
Production assistant: Nothing from Mexico is worth more than five bucks!Valley Village, CaliforniaOverheard by: KTP [Link]
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