John Gordon Ross

A Man for All Reasons

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Whittle It a Little, It’ll Fit

Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”

Fark.com RSS » Colorado sold 17 tons of retail marijuana. You know a product is successful when they use good ol' Murican units of weight instead of those socialist kilos [Interesting]

Sunday 1 March 23:41:12 UTC 2015

Interesting [link] [78 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Sierra Leone's vice president puts himself under voluntary quarantine due to the presence of Ebola-like symptoms. No word if the country will shut down everything [Scary]

Sunday 1 March 23:20:42 UTC 2015

Scary [link] [16 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Hideous, ferocious predator finally given the slip outside Russian circus (with awwsome pics) [Sappy]

Sunday 1 March 22:44:27 UTC 2015

Sappy [link] [19 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » 42 [Dumbass]

Sunday 1 March 22:32:49 UTC 2015

Dumbass [link] [39 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » The world needs more grammar pedants and we need to start teaching grammar in schools again [Hero]

Sunday 1 March 22:21:57 UTC 2015

Hero [link] [129 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Apparently having a similar, but not matching, name to a sex offender is enough to be arrested and charged for child pornography in Michigan. Added bonus: City refuses to have the correct person arrested [Sick]

Sunday 1 March 21:24:03 UTC 2015

Sick [link] [117 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Lays has asked people to once again design potato chip bags with new flavors…What could possibly go wrong? [Amusing]

Sunday 1 March 21:09:22 UTC 2015

Amusing [link] [145 comments] [Link]

FMyLife » Anonymous says FML

Sunday 1 March 21:07:00 UTC 2015

Today, my boyfriend dumped me for another girl, via a text message ending with "No hard feelings. Well xcept 4 my cock obvs. ;)" Fuck you, Rick. FML [Link]

FMyLife » Anonymous says FML

Sunday 1 March 21:06:59 UTC 2015

Today, while on the train heading to my new job, my coat caught between two seats. I didn't notice until my stop. I whacked myself in the face in front of everyone trying to get it free, and ended up missing my stop. When I finally got to work, I was told not to bother coming in again. FML [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this training of the arts [Photoshop]

Sunday 1 March 21:00:01 UTC 2015

Photoshop [link] [22 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » British police complain their plan to send drivers caught texting to prison have been blocked by selfish politicians who say their constituents might not re-elect them if they begin sending them all to jail [Weird]

Sunday 1 March 20:49:14 UTC 2015

Weird [link] [45 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Do you buy only artisanal fair trade craft chocolate? [Ironic]

Sunday 1 March 20:45:20 UTC 2015

Ironic [link] [42 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » You don't normally think "Buddhist monks" when you hear about 120,000 meth pills or $28 million embezzlements, but then again this is in Thailand [Interesting]

Sunday 1 March 20:30:36 UTC 2015

Interesting [link] [25 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Prepare yourself for the only reason to visit Wisconsin in the winter: the state's majestic Ice Caves. It looks like a level from Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past [Cool]

Sunday 1 March 20:30:33 UTC 2015

Cool [link] [20 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Family doesn't want to sell house to make way for parking lot, so city decides to build parking lot around their house [Obvious]

Sunday 1 March 20:00:07 UTC 2015

Obvious [link] [86 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » $600 million in debt from building a Super Bowl stadium? No problem, just sell a library to service it [Stupid]

Sunday 1 March 19:56:39 UTC 2015

Stupid [link] [73 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Virginia loophole allows people to become "private police" with badges, guns, and little training. I think we all know how this is gonna end up [Asinine]

Sunday 1 March 18:42:45 UTC 2015

Asinine [link] [133 comments] [Link]

Futility Closet » One Two Three

Sunday 1 March 18:24:10 UTC 2015

Each point on a straight line is either red or blue. Show that it’s always possible to find three points of the same color in which one is the midpoint of the other two. Click for solution … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » SCOTUS throws out conviction of fisherman accused of telling tall tales [Florida]

Sunday 1 March 18:03:59 UTC 2015

Florida [link] [43 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » WWI Centennial: Ethnic Violence Around the World

Sunday 1 March 17:49:31 UTC 2015

We're covering the events of World War I exactly 100 years later. [Link]

Weird Universe » News of the Weird, March 1, 2015

Sunday 1 March 17:41:13 UTC 2015

News of the Weird
Weirdnuz.M412, March 1, 2015
Copyright 2015 by Chuck Shepherd. All rights reserved.

Lead Story

The Utah Court of Appeals ruled in February that Barbara Bagley has a legal right to sue herself for her own negligent driving that caused the death of her husband. Typically, in U.S. courts, a party cannot profit from its own negligence, … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Goofus punches the bus driver several times in the head until she is unconscious and flees. Gallant stops the bus from moving and calls 911. Goofus is turned in to the police by his mom. Gallant is hailed a hero and gets all the girls [Misc]

Sunday 1 March 17:36:07 UTC 2015

Misc [link] [46 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Four hundred men cut off their own testicles so they can get closer to God. Can you believe the balls on these guys? [Weird]

Sunday 1 March 17:30:38 UTC 2015

Weird [link] [89 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Man celebrates his 108th birthday with his 104 year old wife of 82 years, oatmeal, fruit, tea and a nap. Still doesn't look a day over 103 [Spiffy]

Sunday 1 March 17:17:40 UTC 2015

Spiffy [link] [23 comments] [Link]

Overheard In The Office » So It'll Be Very Personal to Us.

Sunday 1 March 16:57:44 UTC 2015

Wife, browsing through movies: Well, how about The Midnight Meat Train?Husband: Your mom rides the midnight meat train.Video Rental Store
New York City, New YorkOverheard by: jb [Link]

Overheard In The Office » Because We Could Use Interns Instead

Sunday 1 March 16:57:43 UTC 2015

Grunt #1: We need to buy a couple of monkeys and have monkey knife fights.Grunt #2: Is there anything against the law about that?2540 Satellite Boulevard
Duluth, Georgia [Link]

Overheard In The Office » Dubya: Can We Get a Constitutional Amendment to That Effect?

Sunday 1 March 16:57:42 UTC 2015

Coworker #1: Tell me I’m crazy.Coworker #2: You’re crazy.Coworker #1: Yeah, Helen* totally caught me checking out Bob* yesterday.Coworker #2: You’re crazy, ’cause he’s gay…Coworker #1: So, what? Gays aren’t allowed to look good?Missoula, MontanaOverheard by: Gaia [Link]

Overheard In The Office » Hey, Tara Reid Is Just Trying to Make It Through Her Day Like the Rest of Us

Sunday 1 March 16:57:41 UTC 2015

Trader: If you’re drunk or high come over and share, but if you’re retarded I can’t help you.1801 East 9th Street
Cleveland, OhioOverheard by: her boss [Link]

Overheard In The Office » Unless You Have an 11?

Sunday 1 March 16:57:35 UTC 2015

Woman: I take an exact size 9.Salesgirl: We only have an 8 and a 10.Woman: I’ll take the 10.Niagara-on-the-Lake
Ontario, CanadaOverheard by: bored at work [Link]

FMyLife » RadioactiveKush says FML

Sunday 1 March 16:02:11 UTC 2015

Today, my drunken mom began to frantically scream "YEAH" "WOO HOO" and "ALRIGHT" at some kindergarteners that were singing Amazing Grace in honor of a restaurant owner who had recently died. FML [Link]

FMyLife » jojolee68 says FML

Sunday 1 March 16:02:08 UTC 2015

Today, I'm stuck in a taxi cab while the driver listens to a radio show about sex fetishes. Can't wait to look him in the eye as I pay him. FML [Link]

Overheard In The Office » That Second Cup of Earl Grey Has Turned Me Into a Savage

Sunday 1 March 15:56:03 UTC 2015

Elderly, stately female boss: Well, this fax machine will have to do for now. It can't get anything in it but it can still put out. (pauses) Oh, my. I actually said that.Tucson, Arizona [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Disney's attempt to burn down the 'It's A Small World' ride thwarted by pesky firefighters [Sad]

Sunday 1 March 15:06:56 UTC 2015

Sad [link] [98 comments] [Link]

FMyLife » mszoe says FML

Sunday 1 March 15:05:44 UTC 2015

Today, I was checking the family's computer history, and found that "Shrek Porn" had been searched multiple times. FML [Link]

Overheard In The Office » We Didn't Get Our New Calendars in Time

Sunday 1 March 14:49:31 UTC 2015

Woman on phone to client: Well, New Year's Day fell on the 1st this year, which messed a few things up.Durham, North CarolinaOverheard by: Stunned [Link]

Fark.com RSS » What kind of sailor would try to take his sailboat out in weather like we're having in the Northeast and fall through the ice? Oh, one of those crazy ice sailors [Scary]

Sunday 1 March 14:29:53 UTC 2015

Scary [link] [28 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Britain's most shameless shoplifter says, "I've made £2 million from stealing and I'm proud of my hard work" [Interesting]

Sunday 1 March 14:25:07 UTC 2015

Interesting [link] [52 comments] [Link]

Weird Universe » Sushi Leggings

Sunday 1 March 14:14:03 UTC 2015

Get yours here.


via Cliff Pickover [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Sunday CSB: "Really, it was a great deal It was worth it" or, "That Time I Got Scammed" [CSB]

Sunday 1 March 14:00:00 UTC 2015

CSB [link] [136 comments] [Link]

Overheard In The Office » SWM Seeks Dude Who Will Move In and Pay for DSL

Sunday 1 March 13:44:03 UTC 2015

On-line dating girl: No emails today.Unimpressed supervisor: Oh.On-line dating girl: Yeah, I come in on Mondays and see who's written to me over the weekend and write responses.Unimpressed supervisor: Don't you do that at home?On-line dating girl: Oh, no! I'm not online at home–I can't afford it!Sydney
Australia [Link]

Mental Floss » Weekend Links: Tricks To Wake Up Early

Sunday 1 March 13:30:00 UTC 2015

Late to bed and late to rise, but know that the early bird gets the worm? Try some tricks to fool your body into waking up a little earlier in the AM. * Origami may be an ancient art form, but dinosaurs are far older still. To honor origami’s history, Vietnam-based artist Adam Tran digs into prehistory to present folded … [Link]

Weird Universe » The Strange Ones

Sunday 1 March 13:13:47 UTC 2015

[Link]

Fark.com RSS » In the past ten years, bear attacks have increased 400%. Clearly, the only solution is to reinstate a statewide hunting season [Florida]

Sunday 1 March 12:45:01 UTC 2015

Florida [link] [106 comments] [Link]

Overheard In The Office » Like, “Holy Baby Jesus, Did I Have Some Crazy Sex Last Night!”

Sunday 1 March 12:36:54 UTC 2015

Male sales rep: He's nice. You'll like him. Oh, he's religious, so watch what you say–not that you cuss or anything…Female sales rep: No, it's cool. I can throw in some baby Jesus references. Whatever.Irving, Texas [Link]

FMyLife » k8thagr8 says FML

Sunday 1 March 11:47:09 UTC 2015

Today, I slipped on some ice and wrecked my back. When my husband and I went to go to bed, he begged me to take one of the pain pills left over from his recent surgery. Not so I could feel better and get some rest, but so he could have sex. FML [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Jihadi John almost committed suicide in 2010 because of British Security spying on him. Leaving us to wonder who was the idiot who pulled surveillance on him which could have saved us the effort [Interesting]

Sunday 1 March 11:14:38 UTC 2015

Interesting [link] [118 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Republicans to denounce Leonard Nimoy's entire life works in 3…2 [Obvious]

Sunday 1 March 10:32:13 UTC 2015

Obvious [link] [256 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » A wanted sex offender drunk driving with two open liquor bottles in the car through a closed Lincoln Tunnel lane and a fake ID is no way to go through life, son [Fail]

Sunday 1 March 10:17:35 UTC 2015

Fail [link] [14 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » "The police recommended that the owner move her out, though, by placing her mail, her food and her shrine outside" [Strange]

Sunday 1 March 10:06:06 UTC 2015

Strange [link] [22 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Jewish Rabbi, a champion of women's rights, is on trial… In the US [Scary]

Sunday 1 March 9:58:00 UTC 2015

Scary [link] [126 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Going south to Florida to avoid the cold is a 14,000 year old tradition [Florida]

Sunday 1 March 9:56:43 UTC 2015

Florida [link] [10 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » "And whether it's man or woman, most people don't seem to pay much attention when I'm talking to them because they're always looking at my eyelashes. But to be honest they are just heavy now and my eyelids are getting sore" [A

Sunday 1 March 9:56:20 UTC 2015

Amusing [link] [22 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Seattle's public transit system just started charging fares based upon riders' household incomes [Interesting]

Sunday 1 March 9:53:56 UTC 2015

Interesting [link] [47 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Until 1989, Iceland was the worst place to live in the free world [Interesting]

Sunday 1 March 9:51:38 UTC 2015

Interesting [link] [16 comments] [Link]

FMyLife » Anonymous says FML

Sunday 1 March 9:41:15 UTC 2015

Today, while cleaning my son's room, I found an envelope labelled "PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL" under his bed. I opened it, only to find it was a glitter bomb. I couldn't get it all cleaned off myself before he got home. He just said "HAH! Serves you right!" and went to his room smirking. FML [Link]

FMyLife » great says FML

Sunday 1 March 9:41:14 UTC 2015

Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML [Link]

Fark.com RSS » After procreation, sex becomes a chore. Here's how to avoid the pitfall of routine intercourse [PSA]

Sunday 1 March 9:39:32 UTC 2015

PSA [link] [57 comments] [Link]

GraphJam » More Than An Eye Full Is Wastefull

Sunday 1 March 9:29:24 UTC 2015

human nature,ladyfunbags,Line Graph,look away,must stare Graph by: Unknown Tagged: human nature , ladyfunbags , Line Graph , look away , must stare Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Belief in Santa

Sunday 1 March 9:29:19 UTC 2015

christmas,holiday,santa LoL by: Essylt Tagged: christmas , holiday , santa Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » 

Sunday 1 March 9:29:18 UTC 2015

education Pie Chart power school source teachers wikipedia - 4087094272 Graph by: Unknown Tagged: education , Pie Chart , power , school , source , teachers , wikipedia Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » 

Sunday 1 March 9:29:17 UTC 2015

call of duty Death equation FPS love marriage video games - 4172489216 Graph by: Unknown Tagged: call of duty , Death , equation , FPS , love , marriage , video games Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Popularity of Curling

Sunday 1 March 9:29:15 UTC 2015

Graph by: Unknown Tagged: after , before , curling , during , Line Graph , olympics , popularity , winter Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » I Find a Waxing Crescent to Be Most Delicious

Sunday 1 March 9:29:14 UTC 2015

cookies moon Oreos phases of the moon - 5219483648 Graph by: Unknown Tagged: cookies , moon , Oreos , phases of the moon Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Times Table of Awesomeness

Sunday 1 March 9:29:13 UTC 2015

What would happen when crossing different awesome things Graph by: dominoiscute Tagged: Aliens , dinosaurs , robots , spreadsheet , times table , vampires , zombie Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » How People Spell "That silver tape that's a really good all-around quick fix"

Sunday 1 March 9:29:09 UTC 2015

How People Spell Graph by: Fydorian Tagged: duck , duct tape , misspellings , Pie Chart , spelling , tape Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Mandlas *Shudder*

Sunday 1 March 9:29:08 UTC 2015

dating,douche bag,red flag,sandals Graph by: (via Online Dating) Tagged: dating , douche bag , red flag , sandals Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Graph JAM

Sunday 1 March 9:29:05 UTC 2015

Bar Graph butter graph jam IRL jam jelly restaurant Graph by: Unknown Tagged: Bar Graph , butter , graph jam , IRL , jam , jelly , restaurant Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Trust Me

Sunday 1 March 9:29:04 UTC 2015

doctor who science fiction sci fi television venn diagram - 4725910016 Graph by: (via warmcccall66) Tagged: doctor who , science fiction , sci fi , television , venn diagram Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » But I'm ANGRY

Sunday 1 March 9:29:02 UTC 2015

Graph by: (via The Doghouse Diaries) Tagged: comment , infographic , internet , rage Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Study

Sunday 1 March 9:28:59 UTC 2015

90s,learning,remember,Sesame Street,Songs,study,venn diagram Graph by: Unknown Tagged: 90s , learning , remember , Sesame Street , Songs , study , venn diagram Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » 

Sunday 1 March 9:28:57 UTC 2015

Bar Graph classist fairy godmothers fairy tales whimsical - 4012732416 Graph by: Drathman3000 Tagged: Bar Graph , classist , fairy godmothers , fairy tales , whimsical Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » 

Sunday 1 March 9:28:55 UTC 2015

Graph by: littlenat Tagged: board , clock , face , Pie Chart , puns , school , Staring , teacher , time Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » 

Sunday 1 March 9:28:53 UTC 2015

drawing embarrassment females Pie Chart sandbags udders - 4328151808 Graph by: wolf-girl1994 Tagged: drawing , embarrassment , females , Pie Chart , sandbags , udders Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Happy Easter!

Sunday 1 March 9:28:52 UTC 2015

Easter Graph by: dinodude65 Tagged: Bar Graph , chocolate , easter , holiday Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Chances of Being in a Slasher Film

Sunday 1 March 9:28:50 UTC 2015

LoL by: officefan93 Tagged: horror , hot chick , movies , police , rappers , slasher film , victims Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Re-Plotted: Problem, Flame Warriors?

Sunday 1 March 9:28:49 UTC 2015

athiest god internet Pie Chart Graph by: rasberrylatte09 Tagged: athiest , god , internet , Pie Chart Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Just Rub All Up On Someone

Sunday 1 March 9:28:47 UTC 2015

Awkward crotch itch Pie Chart - 5037348608 What? That isn't what everybody else does on the dancefloor? I've been going about this all wrong. Graph by: AmbyDexterous Tagged: Awkward , crotch , itch , Pie Chart Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » It's Super Repetitive!

Sunday 1 March 9:28:43 UTC 2015

magikarp nothing happened Pie Chart Pokémon splash - 4379752192 Graph by: clagster12345 Tagged: magikarp , nothing happened , Pie Chart , Pokémon , splash Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » I Also Know There Are Hotties

Sunday 1 March 9:28:41 UTC 2015

Things People Know About 300 Graph by: Unknown Tagged: 300 , gerard butler , movies , Pie Chart , sparta Share on Facebook [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Ok, fine. I am finally getting vaccinated. But it has nothing to do with your shaming. Now can you please shut up and leave me alone? [Obvious]

Sunday 1 March 9:26:15 UTC 2015

Obvious [link] [78 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Old and busted: Spanking your kids. New and hot: Shooting them with a BB gun [Dumbass]

Sunday 1 March 9:19:04 UTC 2015

Dumbass [link] [11 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Vegans claim carnivores are ruining the planet [Unlikely]

Sunday 1 March 9:07:52 UTC 2015

Unlikely [link] [93 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » "In a rare legal move, prosecutors brought a deceased woman's vagina into a murder trial Friday for jurors to view" [Weird]

Sunday 1 March 9:03:51 UTC 2015

Weird [link] [36 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Many Winnipeg residents lose their heads at the thought schizophrenic cannibal Vince Li being allowed to have unsupervised day trips to their city [Sick]

Sunday 1 March 8:55:26 UTC 2015

Sick [link] [50 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Blindfolded nutjobs protest Whole Foods over ethics in food manufacturing [Silly]

Sunday 1 March 7:24:48 UTC 2015

Silly [link] [57 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Attention, hipsters: SHAVE YOUR GODDAMNED BEARDS [Hero]

Sunday 1 March 6:49:26 UTC 2015

Hero [link] [167 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Christian college says it hasn't banned gays, it's just asked them not to do anything gay while attending. Or ever [Obvious]

Sunday 1 March 6:49:02 UTC 2015

Obvious [link] [41 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » 14-year-old girl dies after boyfriend put gun to her head and pulled the trigger. That's the joke [Sick]

Sunday 1 March 6:47:59 UTC 2015

Sick [link] [195 comments] [Link]

Futility Closet » Gender in Swearing

Sunday 1 March 6:16:48 UTC 2015

In An Encyclopedia of Swearing (2006), University of the Witwatersrand linguist Geoffrey Hughes notes that terms of vehement personal abuse seem to attach disproportionately to the male sex: In his analysis, even terms derived from female anatomy are applied to men rather than women (at least in British usage). Terms such as bugger, motherfucker, and sod[omite] understandably derive from sexual … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Coming up at the top of the hour, it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of live music from Juneau, Alaska hosted by a farker [Spiffy]

Sunday 1 March 5:58:24 UTC 2015

Spiffy [link] [247 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » "We celebrate fine wine; we should celebrate fine cannabis," he said. "I really hope that this can be a nail in the coffin of prohibition" [Spiffy]

Sunday 1 March 3:36:53 UTC 2015

Spiffy [link] [108 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » PSA: It's time to take down your Christmas tree. Especially if it is right beside the fireplace [Scary]

Sunday 1 March 2:57:42 UTC 2015

Scary [link] [35 comments] [Link]

Overheard In The Office » Personally, I Prefer To Languish in the Hedge of Suspicion

Sunday 1 March 2:06:50 UTC 2015

Supervisor: You just blew a perfect opportunity to lie and get back into the trust tree.500 North Gulph RoadKing of Prussia, PennsylvaniaOverheard by: Dave [Link]

Overheard In The Office » …A Crème De Menthe Frappé Hardly Counts

Sunday 1 March 2:06:48 UTC 2015

Male employee: Did you see the check stop?Female employee: What? Where!Male employee: Right outside the office.Female employee: Why do they have a check stop there? It's only 3:15 pm. Who drives drunk at 3 pm on a Wednesday?Male employee: John would, but he's stuck here right now!John, overhearing from office: Hey!Calgary
Canadia [Link]

Overheard In The Office » Regardless, Your Hand Should Not Be There

Sunday 1 March 2:06:47 UTC 2015

Unseen man in cubicle: I'm not touching it. I'm just mooshing it!W 46th St
New York City, New York [Link]

Overheard In The Office » He Was Quickly Eliminated from The Price Is Right

Sunday 1 March 2:06:42 UTC 2015

Customer: Do you have seven-packs of nuggets?Cashier: We have eight or twelve.Customer: Oh, wonderful. I’ll take twelve.Orange City, FloridaOverheard by: laughing [Link]

Overheard In The Office » I Replaced Somebody Who Went Looking for It

Sunday 1 March 2:06:41 UTC 2015

Customer: Where is the fresh pasta?Clerk: I don’t know. I’m new here, too.Lompoc, CaliforniaOverheard by: Still Searching [Link]

Weird Universe » Round Egg

Sunday 1 March 1:56:48 UTC 2015


After 64 bids a round egg sold for £480 on EBay. Amazing considering its still just an egg. [Link]

Overheard In The Office » Margene, Are You Available? Oh, That’s Right, You’re the Bride.

Sunday 1 March 1:35:51 UTC 2015

Production Tech: Oh that’s right, I forgot, someone else is going to have to pick up Dillon* on Friday. I’m gonna go get married.859 Cotting Court
Vacaville, California [Link]

Fark.com RSS » News: A flight suit belonging to astronaut Chris Hadfield is found. Fark: In a thrift shop for $40 [Strange]

Sunday 1 March 1:34:06 UTC 2015

Strange [link] [58 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this kickback [Photoshop]

Sunday 1 March 1:00:01 UTC 2015

Photoshop [link] [24 comments] [Link]

Overheard In The Office » Sorry About Your Special-Needs Phone, Ma'am

Sunday 1 March 0:30:14 UTC 2015

Server to hippie-looking female customer with big smartphone: That's a big phone.Customer: Yeah, it's the actual case of the phone that makes it big. I'm clumsy so it needs the equivalent of a football helmet. (pause) And I'm really important.Durango, ColoradoOverheard by: nrr [Link]

FMyLife » Anonymous says FML

Sunday 1 March 0:18:38 UTC 2015

Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML [Link]

FMyLife » Anonymous says FML

Sunday 1 March 0:18:37 UTC 2015

Today, I went through the nightmare of having to go to my doctor so he could remove a living spider from my nasal cavity. FML [Link]

FMyLife » fine says FML

Sunday 1 March 0:18:36 UTC 2015

Today, after struggling for over a year with it, and now having it medically confirmed, I told my step-dad about my depression. He gave me a disgusted look and scoffed, "Toughen up, cunt." FML [Link]

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