Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”
Fark.com RSS » From the 'So you thought you'd seen it all' files: Kayne West develops video game. Fark: About his mother [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » "Have you masturbated today? According to the Kinsey Institute, you probably have" [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » If your teacher likes you, chances are you'll get a better grade. So in conclusion, sucking up never hurts [PSA]
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Overheard In The Office » And Mess with My Tried and True Regime of FreeCell and Internet Porn?
Exasperated IT guy #1: Don’t you have something better to do?!IT guy #2: Yeah, but I’m not going to do it.390 Benmar Drive
Houston, Texas [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Air Force student pilot safely lands F-16 jet despite losing half a wing in mid-air collision with instructor during mock dogfight. That he lost [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » "The president of Wright State University and its dining services vendor have apologized for a Black History Month menu that featured fried chicken and collard greens" [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » "Nice guy" teacher and wrestling coach had child porn, a major marijuana grow op, and a homemade silencer in his house. Apparently, New Jersey has a different definition of the word "nice" [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Police put on display of shock and saw [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » Amateur photographers are sued for holding online photo contests [Asinine]
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Fark.com RSS » What ISIS really wants, besides hookers and blow [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Uncomfortable teaching students about some of the dark parts of our country's history? Why not just create a new dark spot in history? [Followup]
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FMyLife » bugger says FML
Today, I looked my boyfriend in the eyes and said "I love y-" He cut me off with, "Babe, a blowjob's worth a thousand words" and held eye contact until I awkwardly excused myself. FML [Link]
FMyLife » Anonymous says FML
Today, my mother-in-law sent me a pedometer for my birthday. I've been confined to a wheelchair for most of my life. FML [Link]
FMyLife » IngenuityAbsent says FML
Today, I had a dream where I whacked my head against my shelf. I woke up immediately after, freaked out and whacked my head against my shelf. FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Here's what happens when a $400,000 McLaren supercar smashes into a Saab. The Saab suffered dozens of dollars of damage (pic) [Interesting]
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Futility Closet » Podcast Episode 47: The Scariest Travel Books Ever Written
Victorian children’s author Favell Lee Mortimer published three bizarre travel books that described a world full of death, vice, and peril. In this week’s episode of the Futility Closet podcast we’ll sample her terrifying descriptions of the lands beyond England and wonder what led her to write them. We’ll also review the movie career of an Alaskan sled dog, learn … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Laziest man in the world sends drones out from his apartment to buy his cigarettes (vid) [Hero]
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Fark.com RSS » Normally when you operate a snowplow, you only clear snow and ice. You normally don't find a dead person that was shot in her vehicle [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » "Did learning to cook make me a bad feminist?" Oh for the love of–really? Cooking is suddenly sexist now? For shiat's sake [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » Early humans developed kindness and compassion up to 3 million years ago. Presumably followed by hatred, apathy and negativity [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this fan of cricket [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » Coroner warns airlines about toxic fumes affecting pilots and passengers on aircraft, which is exactly why you don't see Taco Bell offering inflight meals [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » And the award for Best Meth Mugshot goes to [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » Death is a way of life. Especially if you're a child in this Christian faith-healing sect and you get food poisoning [Sick]
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Fark.com RSS » The time has come for us to offend religion more [PSA]
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Fark.com RSS » New evidence shows "the Lord Jesus Christ may have been the first in a long line of famous gingers, followed by the likes of Viking Erik The Red, singer Mick Hucknall and footballer Paul Scholes" [Interesting]
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Mental Floss » 11 Refreshing Facts About Margaritas for National Margarita Day
Happy National Margarita Day! [Link]
FMyLife » denaeb123 says FML
Today, after swallowing my birth control pill, I threw up all over myself. I then had to search through my puke to find my birth control pill and attempt to re-take it. FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Norway's Muslims form human shield around synagogue, say they don't want to hear tales of the headless Norsemen [Hero]
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Fark.com RSS » Maryland drivers urged to "use common sense" while driving in a snowstorm [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » *Knock Knock* Who's there? Your daughter in her panties. Your daughter… wait, what? [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » "I'm no racist, but…" says racist [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » Nature finds a way to shut down legitimate anti-abortion campaigner [Ironic]
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Overheard In The Office » Um, That Was Spanish.
Call center rep to another: You know, some people who don't speak English very well are like, so ignorant!Seattle, Washington [Link]
Overheard In The Office » A Misguided Attempt to Assert Alpha Female Status
Female coworker #1: Are your poops big?Female coworker #2: Well, I don’t exactly examine…Female coworker #1: Well, compare your big poop to something in real life.Female coworker #2: This is ridiculous.Female coworker #1: No, I’m serious.Female coworker #2: I don’t know, an egg?Female coworker #1: How many eggs?Female coworker #2: Three, four?Female coworker #1: Well, my big poop is like … [Link]
Overheard In The Office » Tonight on Ice Berger, P.I.
Coworker in lunchroom: I just wanted a cake that said “your hair smells like lettuce”, and I shouldn't have to explain why!Washington, DC [Link]
Overheard In The Office » …Followed Closely by That Jesus Guy.
Man to group of coworkers discussing Michael Jackson's death: He's one of only two people with immediate name recognition worldwide, the other being Bob Marley.Washington, DC [Link]
Overheard In The Office » Close… It’s Actually Global LUKEwarming
Professor: You will have those students that don’t show up to class or office hours, or that don’t care about their grades. What causes this?TA: Global warming?University of Texas
Austin, TexasOverheard by: underpaid TA [Link]
Overheard In The Office » …Funny Story
Employee #1: Would you care for some cinnamon almonds?Employee #2: No, I don't like sweet nuts.Employee #1: Really?Employee #2: I like my nuts salty.Los Alamitos, CaliforniaOverheard by: Cat [Link]
Overheard In The Office » I'd Punch You If I Had Any Arms!
Receptionist: Some people have no arms because their mothers were booze hounds.Columbus, OhioOverheard by: Proud of my mom for giving me all of my limbs [Link]
Overheard In The Office » Bob in Accounting Is Still Limping from the Incident with the Halloween Cookies
Cubicle chick #1: They have free sandwiches today? I will be throwing elbows to be the first for that action.Cubicle chick #2: You really are a delicate flower.Eden Prairie, MinnesotaOverheard by: nic_bitch [Link]
Fark.com RSS » The prisoners are revolting! You said it, they stink on ice [Interesting]
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Overheard In The Office » We Told You It Was the Latest Fad
Coworker #1: What kind of creamer is that?Coworker #2: It's Bailey's.Coworker #1: You put Bailey's in your coffee at work?Coworker #2: Yeah, I always put Bailey's in my coffee. It's not that strong or anything.Coworker #1: Can I get some of that?Des Plaines, Illinois [Link]
Weird Universe » Drive-In Opera
Back in 1989, the Norwegian National Opera staged the world's first (and only?) "drive-in opera" with a performance of the Barber of Seville broadcast live on a 225-square-foot movie screen in downtown Oslo. The idea was that people could watch the performance from their cars. This was supposed to be a way to bring opera to the masses, to let … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » CSB Sunday morning: Job Interviews (somewhat Not safe for work language in link) [CSB]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this very secure person [Photoshop]
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Mental Floss » Weekend Links: Please Touch the Art
At a new museum exhibit designed with the visually impaired in mind, "Please Do Touch the Art" is the rule. * Miss out on the Mardi Gras parties? Catch up with the post-Carnival, pre-Lent festivities around the world in all their glittery, extravagant glory. * Calling all typography nerds and amateur graphic artists: you're just a few clicks and slider … [Link]
Mental Floss » Recreating Oscar Winners With Stock Footage
Can you remake an Oscar winning movie with just stock footage? Kinda. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » A man showed up at the dentist for the first time in a decade. Oh, there's a video? Sure, it can't be that ba–AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (not safe for lunch) [Sick]
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FMyLife » awkward.. says FML
Today, my boyfriend complimented me on how he liked my freckles down below. I didn't have the heart to tell him that they were just razor rash. FML [Link]
Weird Universe » 3 DEV ADAM
The full story here. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » There is a very good reason why you shouldn't put a private gun club right next to a popular hiking trail. We're looking at you, Phoenix [Stupid]
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Overheard In The Office » At Least Stop Posting Them on Your Livejournal
Man entering bathroom, standing next to coworker at urinal: David*, you smell like suntan lotion. Have you been out tanning?David*: I think you need to stop with your fantasies.Men's Bathroom
Omaha, Nebraska [Link]
Fark.com RSS » In Hawaii, Large Whale Entanglement Response Coordinator is a job title [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » Einstein Brothers Bagels to close eleven Chicago stores after some genius business decisions [Fail]
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FMyLife » wife says FML
Today, my husband again lost his keys. It's a daily struggle to find them. This time they were in an ice cube, literally. He said he must have accidentally put them in there when making ice. He's going to be the father of my future children. FML [Link]
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GraphJam » With Explosions Like This Who Needs Plotline
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GraphJam » Walmart's Motorized Shopping Carts
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GraphJam » Who Needs a Job?
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GraphJam » I Gotta Get a Fancy Hat
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GraphJam » Things I do when my internet connection is being slow
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GraphJam » Royal Rainbow
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GraphJam » Chances of Cat sleeping on Clothes
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GraphJam » People Are the Worst
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GraphJam » I Have to See How Much Worse This Version Is!
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GraphJam » Maybe I'm a Bio-Engineer, Ever Consider That?
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GraphJam » That's the Only Way
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GraphJam » Unnecessary Glasses Are Unnecessary
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GraphJam » I Use the One Hand at a Time Technique
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GraphJam » Absurdity Graphed
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GraphJam » I'm Gonna Have to Call You Ba–
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GraphJam » Captain Planet: Friend or Foe?
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GraphJam » "There is an update available for this program."
Graph by: heerozero Tagged: computers , later , now , Pie Chart , program , reminder , software , updates Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Replotted: Unloading Loading Screen…
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GraphJam » A Brief Lesson in Flow Charts
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GraphJam » Famous Movie Quotes
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GraphJam » When is there propane in the propane tank?
Graph by: BMannyFresh Tagged: bad guys , blown up , friends , gas explosions , grill , Pie Chart , propane , tank , villains Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Things I think in an exam
Graph by: sildra Tagged: answer , exam , Pie Chart , pineapple , question , school , sea , SpongeBob SquarePants , study , teach , test , Theme Song Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » I Wuv U Sweety!
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: conversations , gf , girlfriend , phone , Pie Chart , roommates Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » tastiness vs area of sandwich
Graph by: cauelaratta Tagged: delicious , food , sandwich , tasty , yummy Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Also Whenever it Rains
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GraphJam » Time Spent Reading in the Morning
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GraphJam » And Don't It Feel Good
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GraphJam » Time Spent on the Computer
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GraphJam » I Swear to God If You Don't Shut Up About the Nonexistence of God…
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GraphJam » I Promised Myself I Wouldn't Do This Again!
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FMyLife » Anonymous says FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's 1 year old. FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Breaking the glass door of a pawn shop just to steal a $15 aerosol gun seems like a lot of work for such little profit [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » Police in Humble, Texas would like to tell the jerk who slashed the tires of 46 cars to kindly knock it the fark off [Misc]
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Fark.com RSS » I'm going to go with "No Jetliner or 50,000 pounds of jet fuel" for $100, Alex [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » Two injured in shooting at the ironically named Fun Spot [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » Detroit Police Chief warns black youths not to fight with the cops: "Detroit's not a Ferguson" You hear that, Sarah Duchess of York? Even Detroit doesn't like you [Stupid]
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Fark.com RSS » Since a beagle won the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show, here's an op-ed piece about one woman's horror story with beagles, thus why you should never ever own one [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » Editorial staffs of US/UK publications favour a centralised policy of honouring localised spelling customs, as they realise insisting upon proper English may cause offence [Spiffy]
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Fark.com RSS » "If they would have said this would not work, we would not have done it," he said. "That's why I got female input. One person said [it] may be able to work, but [was] not sure how strong the vagina is" [Fail]
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Futility Closet » A Bit Too Dashing
In 1794, at Strasbourg, the French Hussar François Fournier-Sarlovèze challenged a young man to a duel and killed him. When his fellow officer Pierre Dupont de l’Étang denied him entrance to a ball on the eve of the funeral, the fiery Fournier challenged him to a duel. The two fought with swords, and Fournier was wounded. When he had recovered … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Man breaks into woman's apartment, takes her cellphone, snaps a picture of her in the shower, and uploads it to Facebook. Police believe he's the same man that broke into two others residences, masturbated, peed, and left [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » Internet-sourced hash ice cream leaves couple naked, sick, and crazy. Police: "this example shows that people should perhaps be careful in believing everything on the internet and to take care with all drugs, no matter in what form they appear,&#
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FMyLife » bradix1186 says FML
Today, I got the most tear-jerking comment so far about my severe stutter. While I was talking to my neighbor, his little brother interrupted and asked me if I was possessed by a demon. FML [Link]
FMyLife » Anonymous says FML
Today, I found out the hard way that blood-filled deer ticks can look a lot like black jelly beans. FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Teacher seeks restraining order against student who threatened to stab her by posting a copy of the note to Instagram, though the student's parents think the 10 day suspension was punishment enough [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Belfast police raid a home and call a bomb squad after mistaking an Xbox 360 controller as a weapon [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » Governor issues order banning pornography on state devices, saying any misconduct will be just cause for termination. Up until now you would simply receive a slap on your free wrist [PSA]
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Fark.com RSS » Can't wait to see what the Ancient Aliens devotees do with this new finding [Interesting]
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FMyLife » poncho55 says FML
Today, a guy attacked me and tried to steal my bag. I tried to defend myself by biting him as hard as I could. I then woke up to my husband screaming in pain. FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Two individuals are awaiting verdicts after being accused of stealing and eating research goats [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » While you're digging out from under Snowmageddon, spare a prayer or two for the poor celebrities who might have to brave a 30 percent chance of rain to go get their $160,000 worth of freebies at the Oscars [Sad]
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Fark.com RSS » Not content on just trampling on the rights of American citizens of Japanese descent, the US government in WWII asked a dozen Latin American countries to arrest and forcibly deport their Japanese residents to the US, where they were interned [Sad]
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Fark.com RSS » Just because life gives you a miserable, cold winter, and insane amounts of snow, it doesn't mean you can't have a little fun with clearing your driveway. Here are thirty examples of that [Spiffy]
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Fark.com RSS » Yanukovich is no closer to playing the Super Bowl, but he IS making noises about trying to return to Ukraine, presumably to try to re-seize power [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » This just in: Drinking games are bad for teenagers [PSA]
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Fark.com RSS » Mysterious alien object caught on camera in the skies above Cornwall, experts want YOUR help identifying the craft: "It looks triangular – but I have no idea what it is" (w/pic) [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » A thirty-one year-old Beluga whale has died at SeaWorld. Let's hope Captain Kirk and crew don't slingshot back to this time period to try and save earth from that cetacean probe; the future would be screwed [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » Anti-vaxxers enjoy the privilege of putting everyone else at risk. They basically get off on causing a potential epidemic and possibly killing children [Sick]
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Fark.com RSS » 'Oral Suction' circumcision is A)Porn Movie Title, B)Band Name, C)Something you negotiate with NYC to be allowed to do [Asinine]
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Fark.com RSS » DIY (Detonate It Yourself) [Scary]
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Overheard In The Office » 3PM Slush Pile
HR manager: God, I hate it when you bring me that junk!
Admin: These are people’s resumes.
HR manager: Fine, shove your junk in my box.
Admin: Excuse me?
HR manager: Just leave it in my box. I’ll throw it away in the morning. 80 Grasslands Road
Elmsford, New York Overheard by: Bored Beyond Belief [Link]
Overheard In The Office » Just Burns a Little When I Pee
Dispatcher #1: Do you like that Ford truck country singer guy?Dispatcher #2: Who, Toby Keith? I can't stand that guy, he makes my testosterone boil!Dispatcher #3: Does that hurt?Salt Lake City, Utah [Link]
Overheard In The Office » When Husbands and Wives Work Together
Cube dweller, about post-it: Do you want a fresh one or a used one? (pause) Heh, heh… Funny.Office dweller: Um, well, can I have some tape?Cube dweller: You're so needy.KentuckyOverheard by: Lucy [Link]
Overheard In The Office » Just Buy One That Says “I Kill Thieves”
Disgruntled worker: It would be easier if people just walked around with shirts that said, ‘I steal shit.’University of Washington
Seattle, Washington [Link]
Overheard In The Office » Same Old Story: Boy Meets Girl, Nobody Knows What to Do Next
Mechanic: You smell like sex.Female coworker: You mean I smell like you want to have sex with me? Or I smell like I just had sex? ‘Cause… ‘Cause there’s a big difference.Mechanic: Oh, the first one. You smell like I want to have sex with you.Female coworker: Oh. I want to have sex with you, too.Mechanic: [Silence.]Female coworker: … I mean, … [Link]
Overheard In The Office » That Would Be Illogical
Employee #1: Your haircut is just so cute, I meant to tell you! It looks just like–what was Spock on Star Trek? A Vulcan? It makes you look just like a Vulcan!Employee #2: Um, thank you…Employee #1: I hope you don't take that the wrong way!Atlanta, Georgia [Link]
Overheard In The Office » She Minored in the Snorting Arts
Nurse: I graduated with marijuana honors. I had one rolled under my cap and gown.Edison, New Jersey [Link]
FMyLife » Anonymous says FML
Today, my dad gave my younger brother condoms and a pat on the back, even though he doesn't have a girlfriend. This is after called me a whore after he saw me kissing my long-term boyfriend last week. FML [Link]
FMyLife » tulisa says FML
Today, I witnessed the beautiful sight of a tiny baby bird struggling to take flight from its nest. "You can do it," I muttered, which I guess my asswipe of a cat heard as "Quick, go kill that bird and scar me for life, please." FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » What bees taught me about Cambodia. It's today's Cambodian confection cultivation revelation [Misc]
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Fark.com RSS » "I'm gay. And I want my kid to be gay, too." Well, there you go [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » ISIS vow to take over Rome and 'throw homosexuals off of your leaning tower of PIZZA'. Little Caesar unavailable for comment [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » Edible Magna Carta cake goes on display. That's nothing, you should see what our politicians are doing with historic government documents on THIS side of the pond [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this friendly offering [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » MOTY inadvertently takes herself out of the running [Stupid]
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Overheard In The Office » 4PM Brainstorming Session
New training manager: Back in the day, I had a great idea. I know we’re into this touchy-feely self-esteem human resource stuff, but I said: “Take the supervisor who has the highest rate of unqualified, untrained direct reports, walk him to the end of the pier, and shoot him!” They told me I couldn’t do that. But it would have … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Dogfish Head's Sam Calagione talks about how there's no chance in hell he'd ever sell out to InBev [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » Prisoner on the run decides a house owned by a former Marine and ex-cop is the perfect place to lay low for a while. Except for the Marine in the house at the time. And his dog. And his gun [Fail]
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