Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”
FMyLife » blahblah1993 says FML
Today, I'm 8 months pregnant and still waitressing at a local restaurant. There were only 3 of us serving today and things were hectic. One guy bitched me out, saying "Maybe if you lost some weight you'd walk a little faster!" because I wasn't fast enough with his soup. FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Reason #47 to avoid shopping in Walmart: Getting shot by a blow dart [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » I wasn't trying to blow up the NAACP office, I was trying to blow up the accountant's office next door. So we're cool, right? [Followup]
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Overheard In The Office » Two Girls, One Call Center Aroused No One.
Customer service rep: Will call you when she's available, and no matter how many times you call us, that's not going to happen faster, so stop calling!Straight female sales rep: Jude*… You are the wing beneath my wings.Lesbian accounting rep: Are you quoting Bette Middler? Homo!Sales rep: Hetero!Lesbian accounting rep: Ew… No thanks!Fort Mill, South Carolina [Link]
Weird Universe » Thank You For Buying…
My wife noticed this posted on distractify.com and brought it to my attention. So I thought I'd share it here.
Occasionally people ask me to sign and write a note in copies of my book, and I never know what to write. But thanks to this receipt, I've now got a go-to phrase!
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Mental Floss » 10 Thick-Skinned Facts About Saltasaurus
Wikimedia Commons Saltasaurus challenged many assumptions about the largest land-dwelling animals of all time. Pretty impressive for a dino whose big screen debut was a low-budget bikini movie! 1. It was the First Armored Long-Necked Dinosaur Known to Science. Before Saltasaurus came to light in 1980, most experts believed that when predators came calling, sauropods (long-necked dinos) simply fended them … [Link]
Futility Closet » Scenery Trouble
Walter Scott’s 1816 novel The Antiquary met with rapturous praise — the Edinburgh Review pronounced the chapter on the escape from the tide to be “the very best description we have ever met, in verse or in prose, in ancient or in modern writing.” But, critic Andrew Lang quietly noted, “No reviewer seems to have noticed that the sun is … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Just when you thought it was safe to bail out of work, it's time for your Fark Weird News Quiz. Recommended by 4 out of 5 dentists who take quizzes [Survey]
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Fark.com RSS » Spice is flooding into Russia. House Ukrainian suspected [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Clothing care instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry or 'Give it to your mum to wash, it's her job.' [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this exciting skikjoering race [Photoshop]
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Mental Floss » The Missing Links: How Clocks Changed Everything
Can you imagine a life where you had no concept or focus on time? This interesting post on Open Culture explores how clocks changed humanity forever. * A spiritualist who warned Abraham Lincoln that his life was in danger was also a friend of his eventual killer. Coincidence? * A crew digging a pit in Baltimore unexpectedly found a time … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Wind chills in south Florida will make it feel like it's almost cold [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » Meet a genuine hero who has icewater in his veins, ears and probably a few other places, too [Hero]
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Mental Floss » What's Your Hometown's Claim to Fame?
On Fridays, we ask a bunch of unrelated questions. Your answers help get us through the afternoon. Answer one, answer all, or ask your own question. On to this week's topics… [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Gamer Gate trolls are moving on and attacking American Sniper critics [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Man accused of molesting three girls aged 9-10 who were at his daughter's sleep-over party, does just about the only thing that could make things worse for him: trying to hire a hitman to have the girls killed before they can testify [Sick]
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Fark.com RSS » Good news everybody, your coffee addiction is actually a good thing now [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » Three British teens beheaded to Syria [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Let's have a look under the Waldorf-Astoria to see the secret train platform that Franklin D. Roosevelt and other VIPs used back in day [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Good: Finally finding your biological father after a long search. Bad: After finding him, he dresses you in a wedding gown and rapes you [Sick]
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Mental Floss » A Brief History of People Who Worried They Were Made of Glass
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Fark.com RSS » What's more dangerous, giving your child a vaccine or a wood-bleach enema. The answer may surprise you. If you are complete farking moron, that is [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » What do you do when someone tries to sell you a fake Francisco de Goya painting? Pay for it with photocopied money [Amusing]
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Mental Floss » The Weird Week in Review
Zoo Bunny Balances on Front Legs You’ve seen the cartoon trope of an animal that displays amazing tricks in order to avoid being eaten. That scenario played out in real life at a zoo in China. The zoo in Liuzhou, Guangxi, purchased five live rabbits from a vendor, intending to feed them to a giant python that requires live food. … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a cow with a bicycle stuck on its neck [Spiffy]
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Mental Floss » Pick the U.S. Presidents (Without Missing One)
Harder than it looks! [Link]
Fark.com RSS » File your taxes yet? Not so fast, people who bought insurance through HealthCare.gov [Fail]
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Mental Floss » 10 Places You Can See Oscars in Person
If you’re not attending the Oscars this weekend, but have always wanted to get up close and personal with one of the little golden guys, we’ve got some ideas for you. In fact, you can even hold an Academy Award at one of these stops—a good time to practice next year’s acceptance speech, perhaps? 1. Unknown Oscar // Disney’s Hollywood … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Mother hears her 14-year-old son's heart beat for first time two decades after his death [Sappy]
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Fark.com RSS » Anti-vaccine professor takes leave of absence, plans to spend more time coughing on her family [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Mirror mirror on the wall, which patrons dining beneath you do you want to fall …..on? [Scary]
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Overheard In The Office » My Wife Gave Me Up for Lent.
Boss, about hot applicant for receptionist post: We can't hire her.HR: Why not?Boss: She'll get me in trouble.HR: Just because you are on a diet doesn't mean you can't look at the menu…Boss: Diet? More like a fast.St. Louis, Missouri [Link]
Overheard In The Office » And Then Offered Us a Bite
Cube dweller #1: Oooh, Friday is in full swing.Cube dweller #2: What makes you say that?Cube dweller #1: You just used the phrase ‘fetus piece.’35 Thorpe Avenue
Wallingford, ConnecticutOverheard by: jesse [Link]
Overheard In The Office » Actually, I'm Jeff's Stunt Double.
Coworker, seeing guy in the hall: Hey, Jeff! Aren't you in China?Plainsboro, New Jersey [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Virginia middle school officials determine that the individuals who peed on heating pipes and demonstrated inappropriate bathroom etiquette were probably not terrorists, but were instead middle school boys [Obvious]
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Mental Floss » Jazz Up Your Next Presidential Party With This Downloadable Party Kit
Want to party like a president? Now you can, thanks to this kit. [Link]
Overheard In The Office » Could You Run That Scene a Few More Times While I Watch From This Booth?
Studio Manager: I loved the part when you were a lesbian.New York City, New York [Link]
Mental Floss » Penguins Are Losing Their Sense of Taste
Although penguins might be dressed for a classy dinner date, the dapper birds probably wouldn’t enjoy the cuisine. A recent study led by Jianzhi George Zhang at the University of Michigan in Ann Arbor found that penguins have lost three of their five different tastes. While they can still distinguish between salty and sour foods, their tastes of sweet, bitter, … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » I was unemployed while I was in jail, so why can't I collect unemployment? These laws are so complicated [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Meat and soda industries don't take kindly to idea that gout and diabetes are bad things [Followup]
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Mental Floss » Pod City: ‘Chive,’ ‘The Frame,’ and More of This Week's Notable Podcasts
1. LENA HORNE DATED ORSON WELLES. You Must Remember This, Episode 33 Host Karina Longworth continues her “Star Wars” series with another story of a celebrity who worked throughout the World War II era: Lena Horne. Through fascinating archival interviews and anecdotes, we learn about Lena’s background and some of the terrible treatment endured inside and outside Hollywood. Longworth notes … [Link]
Overheard In The Office » This Is the End, My Only Friend, the End
Female cube dweller, to no one in particular: The grapes in the cafeteria are going soft on me.Washington, DC [Link]
Fark.com RSS » DHS intelligence warns possible terrorist attacks from ISIS. Did I say ISIS, because I meant to say domestic right-wing sovereign citizens [Obvious]
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Mental Floss » 20 Things You Might Not Know About the "Miracle on Ice"
Maybe the biggest upset in sports history took place 35 years ago today. [Link]
FMyLife » FunGhoost says FML
Today, I woke up to a phone with most of my female contacts missing. I think I'm dating a psycho. FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Add "islands" to the list of things China is building more cheaply than the rest of the world [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Ski resort closed due to winter weather [Fail]
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Mental Floss » 10 Misconceptions from the Internet
Elliott Morgan debunks some things you've probably read on the internet. [Link]
The Onion » Trendy Restaurant Has Communal Napkin
Trendy Restaurant Has Communal Napkin 
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Mental Floss » How Did the Real YMCA React to the Disco Song About It?
Everyone also liked “Y.M.C.A.”—except the actual organization. [Link]
The Onion » Badly Damaged Race Car Carried Off Track On Stretcher
Badly Damaged Race Car Carried Off Track On Stretcher 
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The Onion » Half Of Hollywood Test Group Screened Placebo Film
LOS ANGELES—Saying the methodology helps them ensure unbiased results in their marketing research, studio executives at Paramount Pictures confirmed that during a Hollywood test screening this week they showed half of all theatergoers a placebo film… 
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Overheard In The Office » Damn You, Gloria Steinem, You've Foiled Me for the Last Time! *shakes Fist*
Female coworker, after cutting in line to get her lunch: What happened to “ladies first”?Male coworker: The womens' rights movement.Potrero Hill
San Francisco, CaliforniaOverheard by: amanda [Link]
Futility Closet » Scoop
When Glenn Seaborg appeared as a guest scientist on the children’s radio show Quiz Kids in 1945, one of the children asked whether any new elements, other than plutonium and neptunium, had been discovered at the Metallurgical Laboratory in Chicago during the war. In fact two had — Seaborg announced for the first time anywhere that two new elements, with … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Even bank robbers are discovering it's faster and more efficient to do all your banking online [Florida]
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FMyLife » OzzyWannabee says FML
Today, I tried to overcome my shyness by warmly greeting the bus driver while entering it. I instead blurted out really loudly the words of the song my iPod was playing. FML [Link]
The Onion » American Voices: Oklahoma Votes To Ban AP U.S. History
Believing that the coursework casts American history in a negative light, state legislators in Oklahoma voted this week to replace Advanced Placement U.S. 
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Weird Universe » Ouija Board, 1968
Parker Brothers bought the commercial rights to the Ouija Board in 1966. Based on this 1968 ad, I'm guessing that they were wary of marketing it as a device for communicating with dead people. Instead, they tried to sell it as a kind of Magic 8-Ball. But really, who would ask a Ouija board such boring questions?
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FMyLife » TheFreyzy says FML
Today, I had sex with my girlfriend for the first time. Even after several hours I wasn't able to climax. My girlfriend now thinks that I don't like her body, and the reason I couldn't orgasm is because I don't like having sex with her. We spend the rest of the night in silence. FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Drug-resistant malaria strain "on the verge of entering India". EVERYBODY PANIC [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop Theme: Unlikely fast food restaurants [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » It's cold outside. So here are some recipe for warm winter drinks like grog and matcha [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » "The pooling excrement froze, causing a toxic poopsicle, as well as a traffic hazard" [Sick]
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Fark.com RSS » Closest near-miss at an airshow that you will see this year. Do a barrel roll (w/video) [Scary]
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Weird Universe » Camp Siegfried
I always wonder, when watching vintage movies from the 1930s and 1940s, about the preoccupation with Nazi spies and sympathizers in the USA. How justified were such fears? Pretty well justified, I guess, based on the video above, and this article. [Link]
Overheard In The Office » Is the Boss a Man or a Woman? Show Your Work.
Coworker: Sue* and Becca* complained they were cold in the office.Boss: Well, that doesn't make sense. They aren't even skinny.Greenwood Village, Colorado [Link]
Mental Floss » 5 Questions: Year of the Sheep
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Mental Floss » Watch This 1950s Woman Get Dosed With LSD
The 1950s seems like it was a sterile and uptight time to be alive, but that doesn't mean no one was experimenting with drugs. Some people were—and some of those people were doing it in controlled environments, as part of clinical research. This footage from 1956 takes place in the Los Angeles Veterans Administration Hospital; it features a doctor named … [Link]
Overheard In The Office » Scented Candles, Actually
Manager to another: She sews a lot. Does she have a lot of cats or children?Philadelphia, PennsylvaniaOverheard by: betsyvonawesome [Link]
Mental Floss » Morning Cup of Links: Adorable Little Kittens
17 Very Very Tiny Kittens. Because it’s Friday, and you need to spend a minute looking at kittens.
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10 Myths About Body Fat. Here, you will learn more than you thought there was to know about fat.
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The Fearless Black Cowboy of the Wild, Wild West. The tale of Nat Love, otherwise known as Deadwood Dick.
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Aerial Photos … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » You're so vain, you probably take selfies in stolen cars, don't you, don't you, don't you? [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » You would cry, too, if you had to watch Jerry Springer [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Do ewe know the difference between the Year of the Goat and the Year of the Sheep? [Unlikely]
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Fark.com RSS » On the left, the new U.S. government dietary recommendations. On the right, Farkers telling us this is all wrong and that they will explain their all-bacon diet after waking up from their foot amputation [Interesting]
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FMyLife » Enslaved says FML
Today, I found a phone in a fitting room. I called the number that said "home" to let the owner know that I was going to give it to the store's manager. Apparently the husband didn't know his wife was out shopping and "blowing all his earnings". FML [Link]
GraphJam » That's Racist!
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: comments , disclaimer , Pie Chart , thats-racist Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Clothing of Complainers
LoL by: jordybordy Tagged: asia , clothing , complain , jobs , outsourced Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » The Rubber Band Solar System
Graph by: (via I Love Charts) Tagged: best of week , rubber bands , science , solar system , space Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Pennies Suck, Here's Why:
Submitted by: (via blog.cgpgrey.com) Tagged: best of week , money , pennies , politics , Video Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Look at All Those Singles
Graph by: youriceyblues Tagged: Pie Chart , stripper , tip , waitress Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Ctrl+Alt+AUGH
Graph by: Tom523 Tagged: annoying , computers , frozen , microsoft word , Pie Chart Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » The Holiday Paradox
Graph by: carpenihil Tagged: hate , holiday , love , paradox , people , thanksgiving , time , venn diagram Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » You Sound Like a Bozo
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: acid , bozo , clown , cute , pet , Pie Chart , talking Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Where My Mail Is Delivered Base On Importance
LoL by: matth6761 Tagged: bills , delivery , junk , mail , narnia , neighbor Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Fun Fun Fun Fun
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: chronology , days of the week , FRIDAY , fun , Pie Chart , Rebecca Black , which seat do i take , worst video ever Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » That All Depends on How You Do Your Grocery Shopping
Graph by: (via Dog House Diaries) Tagged: alone , grocery , pants , Pie Chart , scared Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » What happens during the last day of school
Graph by: frankenputer Tagged: Bar Graph , boring , day , elementary school , exams , high school , last , middle school , normal , Party , school , test Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » She's Got a Great Personality
Graph by: ZendranRevolutionary Tagged: attractive , best of week , great personality , venn diagram Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Not My Problem
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: Awkward , clog , Pie Chart , pooptimes , public toilet Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » The Important Difference Between Correlation and Causation
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: best of week Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » I Know a Few Swears, Too
Graph by: cherryhaha Tagged: fluency , language , learning , Pie Chart Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Re-Plotted: Sometimes My Hand Gets Antsy
I dont have a girlfriend. Graph by: oooopoooo Tagged: forever alone , objection , Pie Chart , sexytimes Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » I Don't Get It
Graph by: (via Cawcawpoopoopeepeeshire) Tagged: nonsensical , Pie Chart , pie charts , understand Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Na Na Na Na, Bat Plot
Graph by: maxystone (via jokeradar.com) Tagged: batman , does this work , graph , IRL , math Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » I Read It on the Internet so It Must Be True
Graph by: someone124 Tagged: internet , Line Graph , misleading , reading , true facts Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Flatulence Joy
Graph by: So-someone Tagged: alone , approach , end , fart , fear , flatulence , gas , laugh , Line Graph , thin , truck Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Rock On
Graph by: (via Like Cool) Tagged: concerts , history , infographic , technology Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » There's Symbolism in Everything if You Look Hard Enough
Graph by: (via Eat Liver) Tagged: best of week , english teachers , meaning , school , symbolism , venn diagram Share on Facebook
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GraphJam »
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GraphJam » Maybe It's Because Students Are Becoming Progressively Worse
Submitted by: doctorseaweed Tagged: class , Pie Chart , teachers , truancy story Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » M Seeking F. Must Like Pokemon, Poop Jokes, and Children's Cartoons
Don't be forever alone! Check out Memedates and find your nerdy someone-special Graph by: Unknown Tagged: cartoons , dating , forever alone , memedates , venn diagram Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » See Also: Onto the Floor at Football Games
Graph by: bobandthemonkey Tagged: bathroom , ceramic , peeing , Pie Chart , silence , splash , water Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » What my 3 year old wears in any given 24 hour period
LoL by: MSAerochick Tagged: au natural , clothing , costume , kids , pajamas , superhero Share on Facebook
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Mental Floss » Vintage NASA Photographs to Go Up For Auction
Many of the photos in the collection "From the Earth to the Moon: Vintage NASA Photographs of the First Voyages Beyond Our Home Planet"—which will be up for auction as part of a larger collection at Bloomsbury Auctions Feb. 26 in London—have never before been seen by the public. The original photos, often taken by the astronauts themselves, include a … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Woman whose only friends were ferrets defies school bullies to launch successful modelling career, now wants to be a Victoria's Secret angel: "The ferrets wouldn't judge me and were always there for me when I had a bad day" (w/pics) [
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FMyLife » Anonymous says FML
Today, my mother moved in to my 2-bedroom apartment with me. She brought her boyfriend, 4 chihuahuas, and 2 birds with her. FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » If you can carbonate water why can't you carbonate whiskey, tequila or vodak? [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » Man breaks into store literally using his head to steal lottery tickets [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » Porn stars do a whole lot of things on camera. But can they cry? No, like, on purpose [Strange]
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FMyLife » thisiswhyimavirgin says FML
Today, my extremely hot coworker told me that I smelled good. At a complete loss for words, I replied, "Oh, I'm sure I don't." FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Bad dog. No donut [Florida]
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Futility Closet » Social Media
Okay, Futility Closet finally has accounts on Facebook and Twitter! A million thanks to Meaghan Walsh Gerard for setting these up. There are other accounts on these platforms using the Futility Closet name, but none of them are ours; this is our first foray into social media. I hope to add some further social accounts, but first I need to … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » It's so cold In Kentucky police issued an arrest warrant for 'Frozen's' Elsa [Silly]
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Fark.com RSS » O'Reilly and Williams at Tanagra. When the walls fell [Interesting]
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Overheard In The Office » Since My Husband Was Turned to Stone
Manager on phone to client: Yeah, that’s like someone watching me take a shower, and after two kids, no one wants to see that.1120 NW Couch Street
Portland, Oregon [Link]
Overheard In The Office » Can We Get through One Meal Without You Asking That?
Lunch mate #1: We should be parts of the reproductive system for Halloween.Lunch mate #2: Oooooh, can I be a clitoris?!”Scarborough
CanadiaOverheard by: Cnote [Link]
Overheard In The Office » The Law & Order Noise? Really?
IT guy: It sounds just like the snack bell, and it makes me drool every time.Richmond, Virginia [Link]
Overheard In The Office » Um, Actually…
Manager: So there was this one time I spent $600 on snack foods.Clerk #1: What?Manager: Yeah, my friend and I went to the grocery store and bought a ton of food, but we also decided to bring along his cat in a backpack, and then we let him out in the store because we figured he was old and wouldn't escape…but … [Link]
Overheard In The Office » What about Hawaii?
Teacher-in-training #1: Did you know Alaska isn’t an island?Teacher-in-training #2: Um… Yes…Teacher-in-training #1: Oh. ‘Cause I just found out yesterday.Lansing, Michigan [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Mynd you, streaker bites Kan be pretti nasti [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » Thomas Jefferson: Founding Father, third President of the United States… Pigeon house designer [Interesting]
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Mental Floss » WWI Centennial: Allied Ships Bombard Turkish Forts
Wikimedia Commons The First World War was an unprecedented catastrophe that shaped our modern world. Erik Sass is covering the events of the war exactly 100 years after they happened. This is the 169th installment in the series. February 19, 1915: Allied Ships Bombard Turkish Forts The tragedy of Gallipoli was the result of a series of errors and misjudgments … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Man tells FBI agents that he was drunk and "just playing" when he called an airport last Friday and threatened to blow up "everybody" with a pipe bomb [Fail]
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Overheard In The Office » Buddha: There Is a Way, but You Won’t Like It
Frustrated coworker: This karma thing has got to stop!Husargatan 3 Uppsala
Sweden [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Apparently, being a Chicago cop is great training to be a Guantanamo Bay interrogator [Scary]
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FMyLife » D: says FML
Today, I was on my way to work when my ex-wife drove past me in the car she got from me. She fucked me over so hard in the divorce that I have to ride my bike to work while wearing a full suit. FML [Link]
Overheard In The Office » You Expect That of a Mage, Though
Gamer on phone: That good, huh? Wait, what do you mean by “He didn’t finish”? You guys put sex on hold for World of Warcraft! No way, that’s dedication.Austin, TexasOverheard by: Sex > wow FTW [Link]
Mental Floss » 11 Distinctive Breeds of Sheep
The Chinese New Year ushers in the Year of the Sheep, which is sometimes referred to as the Year of the Goat, as the Chinese character for both animals is the same. You may think of sheep as something to count if you can’t fall asleep, but they are grown all over the world for wool, meat, milk, and to … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Fox News host: "There really shouldn't be public schools, should there?" [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Bad day: Running late for a job interview and some jerk is blocking the way off the bus, so you tell him to go fark himself as you push past. Worse day: Arriving to interview with the guy you just shoved while telling him to go fark himself [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop Vladimir Cool [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » It's so cold in Ontario, even the bison want to be inside [Amusing]
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Overheard In The Office » Which Has Officially Been Changed to “Hey There Delilah”
Blonde peon: Oooh, this song is so pretty! I love it. Male coworker: What, the ‘Star-Spangled Banner’? Blonde peon: No, the national anthem.9055 East Mineral Circle
Centennial, ColoradoOverheard by: Aaron M Gomez [Link]
Fark.com RSS » State lawmakers make it slightly easier to get the hell out of Maryland [Spiffy]
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