Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”
Mental Floss » How Maps Distort Country Size
This video shows which countries and continents are much bigger or smaller than many people realize. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Insane man listening to Nickelback for 168 hours for charity [Amusing]
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Overheard In The Office » Second Star to the Right, and Straight on 'Til Morning?
Supervisor: Can you send this letter to The Netherlands?Receptionist: Where's Neverland?Old Town Alexandria, VirginiaOverheard by: i wish i could say this doesn't happen on a regular basis… [Link]
Mental Floss » 10 Magnetic Hills, Gravity Roads, and Mystery Spots
Wikimedia Commons If you've ever taken a road trip across America, you might be familiar with the hokey tourist attraction known as the mystery spot. Painted roadside signs often with prominently-displayed question marks advertise a local oddity you can pay a small admission price to explore—and maybe check out their gift shop, hay wagon ride, or zip line too. Tourist … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Good: Krispy Kreme employee comes up with idea of a 'Klub' for donut-decorating youngsters. Bad: Learns "The KKK" is not an appropriate name for a children's activity group. I guess Fritler Youth had already been taken [Dumbass]
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Mental Floss » Why Does Asparagus Make Your Pee Smell?
In this week's episode of Big Questions, Craig Benzine answers a bathroom-related question. See Also…
Is Blood Ever Blue?
Why is the Heart Associated With Love?
Who Invented the Hot Dog? Don't miss an episode—subscribe here! [Images and footage provided by Shutterstock.] [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this old structure [Photoshop]
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Mental Floss » The Missing Links: The Most Likely Ways We'll Go
So that’s the way we’ll go. Check out this list of 12 terrifying ways researchers think human civilization will end— and then try not to spend the rest of the day cowering under the covers in bed. * Yes, we all love cowbell and Wayne's World, but these are some lesser-known SNL sketches that deserve more love. * Finally all … [Link]
FMyLife » Anonymous says FML
Today, I've been freezing in my office for days at work. When I finally complained about it to a coworker, she led me into my office, said, "Let me show you something," then pointed out the thermostat I'd never noticed was even there and turned it up with a pitying look. FML [Link]
FMyLife » foreveralone says FML
Today, I was talking to my best friend's brother after we drunkenly hooked up last night. I've had a crush on him for over a year. He ended up interrupting himself and said, "Please don't tell anyone about this. I don't want anyone to think we're dating or anything." FML [Link]
The Onion » American Voices: Met Museum Bans ‘Selfie Sticks’
The Metropolitan Museum of Art has announced a new policy banning “selfie sticks,” camera extenders that allow users to take pictures of themselves next to artwork, on the grounds that users could invade other guests’ personal space or d… 
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Mental Floss » 4 Awesome New Toys Debuted at Toy Fair 2015
When we visited Hasbro's showroom, we saw plenty of new playthings (for every age!) to get pumped about, from build-your-own lightsabers to truly transformative Transformers—and a little guy named Furbacca. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » If you got Charles Manson a wedding gift and haven't yet returned it, there's no reason to rush [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » How cold is it in New Hampshire? Woman from Siberia found frozen to death in the White Mountains [Sad]
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Mental Floss » 4 European Shrovetide Customs We Should Borrow
Today is Shrove Tuesday, and people are celebrating with Mardi Gras parades, Carnival celebrations, and pancake dinners. Carnival customs and celebrations vary by region, and here are some from Europe that just sound like a ton of fun. 1. Weiberfastnacht 
Getty Images In the Rhineland region of Germany, Fasching (Carnival) includes Weiberfastnacht (Women’s Carnival), which is the last Thursday before … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Salt Lake City is trying a radical idea to deal with the homeless population in their city: give them homes [Interesting]
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Mental Floss » 18 Things You Might Not Know About 'Wayne’s World'
You’ll laugh. You’ll cry. You’ll learn. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » (____i____) [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Chicago cab drivers protest ride-share services by refusing to pick up passengers in the Loop. If only there were some alternative to hailing a cab in the Loop [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Foam sweet foam [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » John Podesta's biggest regret while working in the Obama administration? Not finding the Roswell aliens [Amusing]
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The Onion » Complete Fucking Idiot Considers Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov Russia’s Most Inventive Orchestrator
BOSTON—Making an utter fool of himself in front of company Monday night, local resident and complete fucking moron Tony Penneman actually voiced aloud his opinion that Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov is “the most inventive orchestrator in the history … 
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Mental Floss » Pick the Movies That Won the Academy Award for Best Picture
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Mental Floss » Fleet Foxes Might Hunt with Magnetic Fields
When red foxes are hunting small prey, they use a tactic that biologists call “mousing”: A fox will stalk its quarry until it’s at a certain distance, leap high into the air, and come down on the animal from above. A land animal using an aerial attack is pretty cool, but what’s really impressive is that it works even at … [Link]
Futility Closet » Unquote
“All the business of war, and indeed all the business of life, is to endeavour to find out what you don’t know by what you do; that’s what I called ‘guessing what was at the other side of the hill.'” — Duke of Wellington [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Happy Fat Tuesday – Let's see your favorite Mardi Gras pics. (Link goes to one of my personal favs.) [Spiffy]
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The Onion » Opinion: How About We Go Outside And Settle This Like Emotionally Stunted Men? (by Brett Bradley)
By Brett Bradley 
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Mental Floss » Should You Catch a Tossed Coin?
Is it more fair to catch the coin in mid-air, or to let it hit the ground? [Link]
Mental Floss » PhD Student Develops Painless Tattoo Removal Cream
If you end up with a regrettable tattoo, a researcher at Dalhousie University in Halifax is making it easier to erase that mistake. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Scientists baffled by mysterious plumes shooting 250km into Martian atmosphere, have eliminated 'bad oyster' [Strange]
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Mental Floss » 7 Things We Can Turn Off and On in the Brain
As researchers learn more about what’s going on inside our heads, they’re finding the light switches that control some of our most basic functions. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Pizza Hut: If we accidentally lose your take-out order, come inside and see us. Please leave your car outside [Fail]
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The Onion » American Voices: Outgoing Obama Aide: My Biggest Failure Was Not Releasing Government UFO Files
After leaving his job as a White House senior counselor, Obama aide John Podesta said that his biggest failure on the job was not succeeding in efforts to make the federal government declassify its files on aliens and Area 51 and tell the nation exactly w… 
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Fark.com RSS » Just to be clear, "I've badly injured myself with a chainsaw, drank a bottle of gin to numb the pain and I'm on my way to the emergency room" is not a valid excuse for being three times the drink-drive limit [PSA]
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Fark.com RSS » Ma'am, the spirit was willing but the flesh was bruised and spongy. Please don't shoot the man [Asinine]
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Mental Floss » The Histories of—and Stories Behind—8 Movie Studio Logos
These logos play before your favorite films. Here's where they came from. 1. MGM Movie studio publicist Howard Dietz designed the lion logo for Goldwyn Picture Corporation in 1917; he based it on the mascot of his alma mater, Columbia University. When Goldwyn Pictures merged with Metro Pictures Corporation and Louis B. Mayer Pictures in 1924, the movie studio kept … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Man sues after he can't last 8 seconds [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Egypt seeks UN backing for air strikes against Isis, two thousand years after worshiping her [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » Elderly driver sets what one Fark headline writer is calling a new world record after hitting ten parked cars while trying to maneuver out of a grocery store parking lot (with video) [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » Wouldn't you like to lather those big moist round and fluffy cakes with a little of your butter? Mmmmmmmmmmmmm, Pancake Day [Spiffy]
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Fark.com RSS » Just like in Rambo [Asinine]
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Fark.com RSS » If you're not planning to surf down the side of an active volcano at 60mph on a piece of plywood today, you will have wasted your day [Cool]
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Mental Floss » 11 of the Greatest Class Pranks in History
Ravi Kochhar Any group of subversive students can cover campus trees with toilet paper or make a series of prank calls. These 11 school pranks went above and beyond, and that's what makes them the stuff of mischief legend. 1. Lady Liberty Takes a Soaking In the spring of 1978, two students at the University of Wisconsin ran for student … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Woman finds frozen rat's head in bag of supermarket spinach, asked to keep it down or EVERYONE will want one [Obvious]
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The Onion » This Week On Today Now!
Jim and Tracy look ahead to an exciting week of shows. 
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Fark.com RSS » Freak accident in Haiti where electrical wire falls on parade float electrocuting those on the float. Yes, it is freaky that Haiti has working electricity [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » If a newspaper puts a big red CANCELLED graphic over a front page headline about a blizzard, don't be surprised when readers call to ask if their subscription has been terminated [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » Angle grinders are no match for modern safes. Not only did this halfwit spend 30 minutes finding that out, he also called a friend to try and figure out why his perfect crime wasn't working [Fail]
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Mental Floss » How Does a Movie Qualify for a Best Picture Academy Award?
It’s not enough that you release the finest feature film in a given year; in order to qualify for the Best Picture Oscar, you’ll have to meet a good number of Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences-ordained demands, particularly in regard to the distribution of your movie. 1. A MOVIE MUST BE FEATURE-LENGTH The minimum runtime for a feature-length … [Link]
Overheard In The Office » That Guy's Always Getting a Raise
Lady #1, surprised after leaving meeting: Can you believe he was right about that?Lady #2, angry: Ugh. No. Now I have to give him a blowjob.New York City, New YorkOverheard by: …Wants to be in that department [Link]
Overheard In The Office » Sure, They're Crocs. But Baby Steps
Judge to clerk: Hey, you got shoes on. You're first class today!Oakdale, Louisiana [Link]
Overheard In The Office » There Is No Need to Be Snooty About the Agricultural Practices of My Homeland
Boss on phone: Would you come home with me and stand in my garden? Because you're so full of crap, I think the fertilizer would do my plants good.Hazelwood, Missouri [Link]
Overheard In The Office » So You Might Want to Hold Your Nose
Accountant to another: Have I mentioned that I need to depreciate?Anselmo Lane
Baton Rouge, LouisianaOverheard by: Carlen [Link]
FMyLife » Swatted says FML
Today, a model I've been working on for an art competition was declined. They thought I was being insensitive and "rudely glorifying 9/11". My model was about the ending scene of King Kong. I spent twenty hours on that model. FML [Link]
The Onion » Your Horoscopes — Week Of February 17, 2015
ARIES: You'll find out once and for all who your real friends are when you take the steps necessary to see who does and who doesn't name you in their will. 
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The Onion » New NFL Combine Drill Places Player Alone In Room With Woman
INDIANAPOLIS— Explaining that the new exercise will help teams more accurately and comprehensively assess draft prospects, NFL representatives confirmed Tuesday that the newest scouting combine drill simply places college players in a small room alo… 
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The Onion » Lucrative New Oil Extraction Method Involves Drilling Directly Into Gas Stations
IRVING, TX—Hailing it as a rapidly replenishable and easily accessible fuel source, ExxonMobil revealed a lucrative new oil extraction method Friday that involves drilling directly into gas stations. 
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The Onion » Man’s Neuroses Really Putting Genuine Compliment Through The Wringer
SANTA CLARITA, CA—Instantly mobilizing in response to a coworker’s positive remark about his job performance, local marketing assistant Devin Brandt’s neuroses really put the genuine compliment he received through the wringer Monday, sou… 
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Overheard In The Office » 3PM Smoke Break
Co-worker #1: So your wife works as a nurse in the ER at that new fancy hospital?
Co-worker #2: Yep. Has been for 6 months.
Co-worker #1: Do they treat people who come in without insurance there?
Co-worker #2: Yeah, treat them like shit. 1620 Dodge Street
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Weird Universe » Competitive Bridal Bouquet Catching
Apparently there's a Guinness World Record for catching bridal bouquets, and Jamie Jackson of Utah has submitted documentation to back up her claim that she's the new world record holder. She's caught 46 bouquets since 1996. The previous record was 11. She says that this is "her sport," and that to catch a bouquet requires strategy and planning. [6abc.com]
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The Onion » New Study Finds Therapy, Antidepressants Equally Effective At Monetizing Depression
NORMAN, OK—Noting that similar outcomes were achieved under both approaches, a landmark decade-long study of mental health treatment options published Tuesday has found that talk therapy and antidepressant medications are equally effective at moneti… 
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Fark.com RSS » Layer after layer of this pancake mashup you could probably devour, that is until you got to the marinated chicken mayo with black pepper layer [Spiffy]
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The Onion » Grandchild, Grandfather Equally Dreading Collaboration For School Interview Project
HARRISBURG, PA—Admitting separately that they couldn’t wait to get the ordeal over with, local sixth-grader Ethan Metcalfe and his grandfather Gerald Sonenberg expressed an equal level of dread to reporters Tuesday regarding their upcoming col… 
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Fark.com RSS » Dog abandoned at train station appeared to be crying, pointing toward cryogenics facility [Sad]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this animal escaping [Photoshop]
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Mental Floss » 11 Novel Ways Tech Can Help You Be a Better Host
Planning a party this Oscar season? These tech shortcuts will help make you the best host ever. 1. STAY ORGANIZED, ON TIME, AND ON BUDGET 
Between guest lists, to-do lists, and shopping lists, throwing a shindig can be stressful. Thankfully, apps can take most of the difficulty out of party planning. Try Pro Party Planner, which allows hosts to manage … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Move over Snuggie: Here comes the Compubody, an eye-catching hoodie for your laptop to use in public spaces for warmth and privacy [Strange]
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FMyLife » jesterinperil says FML
Today, I went out to dinner for my mom's birthday. I'd planned for a nice restaurant which is always packed, so I'd called for a reservation. When we got there, the hostess tried to turn us down because no one ever takes their mother out to dinner anymore, and that I was a fraud. FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » What kind of flippin' loser of a Johnnycake can't make a simple pancake? Good Crepeness [Amusing]
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GraphJam » A Minute Is a Relative Measurement
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GraphJam » According To Charles Dickens
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GraphJam » Sometimes I Spell Out Et Cetera to Increase My Word Count
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GraphJam » Shhh! I'm trying to sleep!
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GraphJam » What you need according to the Beatles
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GraphJam » What People Do After a Small Earthquake.
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GraphJam » Pretending to Do One of These Things to Avoid You
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GraphJam » You've Probably Never Read It
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GraphJam » The Scoop on Poop
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GraphJam » Scumbag Disney Lucas, Y U No Let Me Help With Star Wars Prequels?!
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GraphJam » Untitled
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GraphJam » They Know
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GraphJam » Title or Something
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GraphJam » The Outernet
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GraphJam » Favorite Vacation Destinations for Chickens
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GraphJam » I Summon the Dark Lord Pretty Regularly
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GraphJam » Duct Tape? Try 'Everything Tape'
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GraphJam » What About the Biebs?
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GraphJam » Depends, Is It Minestrone?
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GraphJam » Things to Ignore: Me
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GraphJam » The School Bathroom Paradox
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GraphJam » Procrastination on Homework
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GraphJam » Downloading
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GraphJam » Laws Broken by Wile E. Coyote
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GraphJam » When the bomb will be disarmed in a movie/tv show
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GraphJam » Fear of Swine Flu vs. Knowledge
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GraphJam » Super Size It
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GraphJam » Mormons, How Do They Work?
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GraphJam » This is why I hate corporate meetings
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GraphJam » America the Beautiful
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GraphJam » Vindictive Bastards
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GraphJam » I Mustache You to Shave
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GraphJam » Methods of translating words from English to Spanish
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GraphJam » The Ultimate Con
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GraphJam » A Nunnery Is a Brothel
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Overheard In The Office » I’m Barred from the NASA Museum for Life
Male coworker: In my own little way I got to ride John Glenn’s rocket!Gaines Street
Tallahassee, FloridaOverheard by: Just passing by [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Polio vaccination driver in Pakistan slain by gunmen, giving anti-vaxxers even more proof in their claims that immunizations can kill you [Sad]
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Weird Universe » Ed Wood’s JAILBAIT
Full movie below.
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Fark.com RSS » Dead donkey dumpers dastardly deeds detailed. Rare donkey trifecta in play [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » Hey people of Boston: If it helps at all, on a national level this is actually one of the warmest winters on record [Spiffy]
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Fark.com RSS » Two NJ cops indicted for being too stupid to turn their dashcam off before beating the crap out of man for driving while black [Dumbass]
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Overheard In The Office » I’d Be a Lesbian, but I Can’t Afford the Union Dues
Middle-aged lady to others in lunchroom: I don’t know. For me, whenever there is male full-frontal nudity, the movie instantly becomes a comedy.Ottawa, Ontario
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FMyLife » unfortunatebob says FML
Today, I was mugged close to a gas station. They took off with with my clothes, then I ran to the gas station for a phone to call the police; they refused to let me use the phone because of their 'No shoes, No Shirt, No service' policy. FML [Link]
Mental Floss » Watch This Cool Echo Timelapse of Seagulls
Filmmaker Paul Parker filmed the seagulls flying outside of his home in Cornwall, UK for one hour. He then compressed the footage to create an "echo" effect that made it look like all the birds were flying at once. The clever edit shows the helix-like flight patterns of birds. [h/t: ThisisColossal.com] [Link]
Fark.com RSS » You should stop doing pilates if it makes your brain fluid leak [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » The Intifooda has come to NYC. It was all started when a Jewish Food Cart occupied an unclaimed Street Corner that offended the Halal carts by his simple presence even though they control 97% of the city [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » The greenest presidents in U.S. history would have to be Teddy Roosevelt, Richard Nixon, Jimmy Carter, and Barack Obama [Obvious]
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Mental Floss » Morning Cup of Links: Mardi Gras Pancakes
22 Pancake And Crepe Recipes To Make On Shrove Tuesday. Make the last hurrah before Lent a delicious one!
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The Silly Side Of Star Wars Cosplay. Your costume doesn’t have to be 100% authentic to be awesome -sometimes it just takes a sense of humor.
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Mars One mission chooses its 100 finalists in the second elimination round. These folks will … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Caption these presidents [Caption]
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Fark.com RSS » People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones, and people who live in trailers shouldn't use blowtorches to thaw frozen pipes [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through the kindergarten Valentine's party, teacher [Asinine]
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Fark.com RSS » With 26,000 homes without power following winter storm, officials in Arkansas declare 'condition normal' [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » On second thought, maybe the teacher promoting the school's medical technology program shouldn't have given children M&M's stashed inside prescription pill bottles. "And it's like gosh, that's one thing we've been tryi
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Overheard In The Office » Cellhead: Did You Hear What That Guy Said? Ow! Quit It!
Male flight attendant: Okay, folks, one last time — please turn your cell phones off. If the person next to you is talking on their phone, smack ’em! That should teach them. Southwest flight 1911 to Oakland, California Overheard by: Katie [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Gnome Liberation Movement strikes Boulder, says "ow" [Amusing]
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FMyLife » Anonymous says FML
Today, my drinking problem became apparent when my daughter asked for a glass of juice, and I instinctively poured a large glass of scotch instead. FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » In 1979 programmers at NORAD accidentally ran a computer simulation of a Soviet attack, and in the process almost started World War III. WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY A GAME? [Scary]
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Mental Floss » Man Uses First Class Ticket to Eat for Free at the Airport. For a Year.
One man in China figured out the perfect—and harmless—scheme to score a free lunch, day after day. The unnamed man purchased a first-class, fully refundable ticket aboard Eastern China Airline that came with access to a VIP lounge at Xi’an International Airport, where flyers can enjoy a free meal. For almost a year, he came to the airport, enjoyed his … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Bride beaten by her husband on their wedding night … because she asked for help taking off her dress. "Til death do us part" apparently taken way too literally [Scary]
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GraphJam » Even Worse Than Navi
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GraphJam » Has Changed Her Relationship Status to Single and Loving It
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GraphJam » Also, Beards Are Epic
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GraphJam » I Fell Off Again? FFFFUUUUUUUU!!!!
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GraphJam » Still Annoying as Hell
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GraphJam » Like a Thousand Muscles Cried Out at Once
Graph by: barox6 Tagged: a thousand voices , doing good , laziness , Pie Chart , star wars , the force Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » It Always Sounds Nasally
Graph by: Doldhov Tagged: nasally , Pie Chart , recording , someone else , technology , voice Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Starbucks Secret Menu
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: best of week , coffee , secret menu , Starbucks Share on Facebook
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GraphJam »
Graph by: AboFinal Tagged: comics , internet , lemonparty , lmao , Memes , omg , venn diagram Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Tumblin the Night Away
Graph by: AliceOpal Tagged: flow chart , internet , procrastination , school , tumblr , websites Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » No-No-No-No-No-No-No!
Graph by: STANtheMAN2point0 Tagged: acting , flow chart , no , shia labeouf , transformers Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Uses for Peeps marshmallow candy
LoL by: Elfrieda Tagged: candy , computer , easter , eat , gifts , internet , marshmallow , martini , microwaves , Movie , parody , peeps Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » How much Jam a Jam Donut has in it. (Based on true events) My donut Friend's donut
Graph by: DrWhat Tagged: donut , events , food , jam friend , jelly , junk food , true , venn diagram Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Fear of Change vs. Addiction to Change
Graph by: JBrah93 Tagged: best of week , coca cola , coke , pepsi , pop , soda Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Dirty Socks
Graph by: chin415 Tagged: clean , clothes , Pie Chart , puns , smells like teen spirit , smelly , socks Share on Facebook
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GraphJam »
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: asterisk , butts , emoticons , mistakes , Pie Chart , uses Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » It Should Be Called the Pocket iMac
Graph by: JBrah93 (via www.funcage.com) Tagged: apple , computer , imac Share on Facebook
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GraphJam »
Graph by: mtrentz Tagged: camera , dangerous , hospitals , Pie Chart , stupid , wait , youtube Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Looks Like It's Working Fine to Me
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: Pie Chart , stud , stud finder , tools Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Probably the First Person to Accidentally Lose a Limb With One Too
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: best of week , college , lightsaber , physics , Pie Chart , science , star wars Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Ladies Love the Bedhead
Graph by: Dr_Stark Tagged: attractive , Awkward , cute , Pie Chart Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » According to Teachers, the worst things in the world are
Graph by: duobrowman Tagged: late , Pie Chart , tardiness , teachers , try , wikipedia , work , world , worst Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » I Always Wanted a Pet Tiger
Graph by: 43906138 Tagged: childhood , disney , Pie Chart , princesses Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » But I Use It to Stalk People…
Graph by: (via NM Incite) Tagged: facebook , friends , like , social media , stalking Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Facebook News Feed
Facebook News Feed Graph by: kingofbass520 Tagged: facebook , Farmville , feeds , news , newsfeeds , updates Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » I Miss Puff Daddy and the Family
Graph by: (via msc_page) Tagged: celeb , diddy , Music , puffy Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » We Don't Want Any of Your Dirty Money
Graph by: StrictlyTopSecret Tagged: 2012 Presidential Electio , money , Pie Chart , politics Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Husband Guide to Arguments
Graph by: preserver3 Tagged: arguments , guide , happy , husband , right , venn diagram , wife Share on Facebook
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GraphJam »
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GraphJam » Bad Marketing
Graph by: chickenman78 Tagged: Movie , snooki , three stooges , venn diagram Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Anatomy of a Hot Pocket Burny Hot Just Right Just Right Frozen Burny Hot Hot Pocket
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: Bar Graph , eating alone I see , frozen food , microwave , uneven heating Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Science! Amazing Transit Map of The Milky Way
via: http://arbesman.net/milkyway/ Graph by: Unknown Tagged: infographic , science-learning-is-fun , The Milky Way Galaxy Share on Facebook
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GraphJam »
Graph by: yumTako Tagged: au natural , Fan Art , no exceptions , Pie Chart , Rule 34 Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » I Love a Man in Uniform
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: Canada , gay , homosexual , mounties , rcmp , venn diagram Share on Facebook
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Fark.com RSS » The twenty-six coolest things from the 2015 Toy Fair [Cool]
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Futility Closet » The Three Hats Game
Three players enter a room, and a maroon or orange hat is placed on each one’s head. The color of each hat is determined by a coin toss, and the outcome of one toss has no effect on the others. Each player can see the other players’ hats but not his own. The players can discuss strategy before the game … [Link]
Mental Floss » The Co-Presidency Talks at the 1980 Republican National Convention
One of the most fascinating "What if?" scenarios in American political history. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Psst.. hey, buddy… here are America's quietest places, but keep it on the low-down, OK? [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Student trying to challenge Americans to start eating bugs and make them a permanent part of their diet. HOW ABOUT NO [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » Pizza robber gets arrested in 30 minutes or less [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » Apparently the NSA has backdoored your computer and everyone else's through your HD firmware for years [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Police are looking for a man who stole 100 pairs of sunglasses worth $30,000. The suspect is a white male with short brown hair who looks a little (•_•) / ( •_•)⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■) shady [Stupid]
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Fark.com RSS » Recent study from the Romero Institute finds rich people sleep better than poor people [Obvious]
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Overheard In The Office » Sober? *Shudder*
Girl student to friend: If we can't operate an elevator here, how are we going to operate an elevator in another country?Loyola University
MarylandOverheard by: Nikki C. [Link]
Overheard In The Office » Dogs Seem to Prefer the Varsoviana
Customer: If you come across a strange dog, you have to look like you’re dancing. Otherwise it’ll attack you.Tyler, Texas [Link]
Overheard In The Office » But My Ability to Double Entendre Is Functioning Quite Well
CSR: Hang on, I’ll use my fingers… My head isn’t working today.Clovis, New MexicoOverheard by: 23 minutes longer & i’m outta here [Link]
Overheard In The Office » You’re on the List of Idiots Born August 5th, Though
Coworker #1: Hey, look — a list of famous people born on Friday the 13th.Coworker #2: I wonder if I was born on Friday the 13th…Coworker #1: When’s your birthday?Coworker #2: August 5th.Coworker #1: Then no…Weehawken, New JerseyOverheard by: Brian [Link]
Fark.com RSS » If you only help one Iraqi woman reunite with an Oreo today, let this be the one [Sappy]
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Overheard In The Office » …Little Knowing I Can Track Its Whereabouts on My IPhone
Coworker #1: Have you seen my pen? Coworker #2: Nuh-uh.Coworker #1: Someone has liberated my pen again.England Street
Charlotte, North Carolina [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Awful customers and the entitled service industry workers that have to deal with them [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » Drunk driver caught after police see him swigging from can of Special Brew on the M60. Amidst the resulting hilarity, arrest story fails to mention where the hell the poodle in the passenger seat came from, or acknowledge it in any way [Weird]
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Fark.com RSS » While the east is freezing in the dark, west coasters are complaining about all the cherry blossoms coating their streets this spring [Silly]
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FMyLife » Anonymous says FML
Today, my crazily religious mom called me a whore. According to her, the dried yogurt stain on my sleeve looked just like cum. I asked her how exactly she knew what dried cum looked like. Let's just say I now know she can give a mean bitch-slap. FML [Link]
FMyLife » cactii says FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML [Link]
FMyLife » notdaddy says FML
Today, while talking with my ex, I mentioned I was depressed about turning 40. He said he'd been depressed about turning 40 as well, until he started screwing hot 20-somethings. We were still together when he turned 40. FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » "The CNN Quiz Show" premiers at 9PM EST. Yes, Don Lemon is a contestant. Yes, we have a drinking game. LGT to the warm-up quiz [Amusing]
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Overheard In The Office » Reader Poll: The Gum, the Women, or the Teeth?
Tech supporter #1: There’s nothing you can’t do in London.Tech supporter #2: Yeah, it’s like Tijuana without the Chiclets.Wilsonville, OregonOverheard by: Neal [Link]
Fark.com RSS » And the water contamination Olympics in West Virginia continues. This time via exploding rail tankers full of crude oil [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this scary selfie [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » Not news: Man dies after accidentally shooting himself. News: With a pellet gun [Strange]
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Overheard In The Office » Grip Strength, Too
Peon: Here, let me do it. My forearms are stronger — I’m not married.Harmony Avenue
Portage, IndianaOverheard by: nightmare1970 [Link]
Fark.com RSS » These people stand a one in four chance of getting the hell off the planet [Spiffy]
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