John Gordon Ross

A Man for All Reasons

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Whittle It a Little, It’ll Fit

Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”

Fark.com RSS » Russia, you've lost another submarine? [Interesting]

Sunday 19 October 23:24:25 UTC 2014

Interesting [link] [162 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Haters be hatin' the hater word [Obvious]

Sunday 19 October 23:17:16 UTC 2014

Obvious [link] [88 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Murrieta Mayor, who encouraged his constituents to protest and block buses full of immigrant children because they posed a public threat, demonstrates what a public threat might look like [Dumbass]

Sunday 19 October 22:59:16 UTC 2014

Dumbass [link] [144 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » For 10 minutes the world briefly forgot about its current problems when North and South Korea started shooting at each other today [Scary]

Sunday 19 October 22:33:19 UTC 2014

Scary [link] [86 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Giant sphinx unearthed in the sands of……….Guadalupe, CA?? [Cool]

Sunday 19 October 22:00:24 UTC 2014

Cool [link] [55 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » WeHoe Fark Party ~ Friday, November 14, 8pm PT, Hamburger Mary's [FarkParty]

Sunday 19 October 21:20:02 UTC 2014

FarkParty [link] [47 comments] [Link]

Weird Universe » News of the Weird, August 19, 2014

Sunday 19 October 20:50:34 UTC 2014

News of the Weird
Weirdnuz.M393, October 19, 2014
Copyright 2014 by Chuck Shepherd. All rights reserved.

Lead Story

"Selfie fever" has begun to sully the sacred Islamic pilgrimages to Mecca, according to scholars who complained to Arab News in September. What for centuries has been a hallowed journey intended to renew the spirit of Islam (that all Muslims are called … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Mississippi goes in to full hysteria over Ebola as parents pull their children from school because the principal visited Zambia… Which is 3,000 miles away from the Ebola stricken countries [Fail]

Sunday 19 October 20:38:39 UTC 2014

Fail [link] [224 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this throwback [Photoshop]

Sunday 19 October 20:00:01 UTC 2014

Photoshop [link] [18 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » There is nothing creepier than a doll that is missing part of her body. Except for taking a tour of a doll hospital that can replace any missing doll part [Weird]

Sunday 19 October 19:42:20 UTC 2014

Weird [link] [33 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 10 Questions for Adam David Thompson

Sunday 19 October 19:30:00 UTC 2014

You might recognize Adam David Thompson from his role as Albert, the creepy, lurking serial killer in Liam Neeson’s latest kicking-ass-and-taking-names flick, A Walk Among the Tombstones. It’s the kind of role the actor often finds himself playing. “I typically play these weird, bad kind of guys,” he says. “If I thought about why that is, I’d have a complex. … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » It says a lot about amateur photographers when the railroad companies have to remind them not to stand on the tracks when taking pictures of trains [Stupid]

Sunday 19 October 19:26:04 UTC 2014

Stupid [link] [63 comments] [Link]

FMyLife » problems says FML

Sunday 19 October 19:11:25 UTC 2014

Today, I have to make a decision. I either drive my dad around during the day so he can drink, or I let him drink and drive so I can focus on studying for my exams. FML [Link]

FMyLife » Anonymous says FML

Sunday 19 October 19:11:24 UTC 2014

Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML [Link]

Fark.com RSS » What weighs over 250 tons, is 186 foot long and takes four trucks to move? Possibly the largest oversize load to travel from Oklahoma to Colorado [Cool]

Sunday 19 October 18:59:52 UTC 2014

Cool [link] [119 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » What happens when TSA chief becomes college president? Full-body scans to get into library? [Amusing]

Sunday 19 October 18:46:13 UTC 2014

Amusing [link] [27 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Cruise ship with "potentially" Ebola-infected health care worker docks in Texas, which is now officially America's Ebola colony [Followup]

Sunday 19 October 18:23:45 UTC 2014

Followup [link] [129 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Elvis-themed wedding chapel in Vegas says no to same-sex couples in order to protect the dignity of marriage [Asinine]

Sunday 19 October 18:22:02 UTC 2014

Asinine [link] [67 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Colombian sex trafficking ring busted up with the help of… Laurie Holden from The Walking Dead? Wow. Guess Andrea really was a bad ass [Hero]

Sunday 19 October 17:55:19 UTC 2014

Hero [link] [73 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » "A woman recorded herself doing heroin and cocaine while making fun of her probation officer, then posted it online." Spoiler: The probation officer saw it [Dumbass]

Sunday 19 October 17:32:26 UTC 2014

Dumbass [link] [80 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » You'll want to sit down for this one – Woman awarded $37,000 after falling off a toilet [Followup]

Sunday 19 October 16:06:40 UTC 2014

Followup [link] [41 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Michigan's "Isis Coney Island" changing name to "Freedom Coney Island." You want fries with that? [Spiffy]

Sunday 19 October 15:52:18 UTC 2014

Spiffy [link] [83 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » In 1990, Storey County, Nevada wanted to ban all outhouses. And that's why to this day there are still outhouse races in Virginia City, Nevada [Strange]

Sunday 19 October 15:36:23 UTC 2014

Strange [link] [14 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Name the Longest Current World Series Droughts

Sunday 19 October 15:30:00 UTC 2014

[Link]

Fark.com RSS » This is my hatchet. There are many like it but this one is mine [Scary]

Sunday 19 October 15:21:15 UTC 2014

Scary [link] [51 comments] [Link]

FMyLife » Anonymous says FML

Sunday 19 October 15:04:18 UTC 2014

Today, I laughed at my grandma's chihuahua poodle mix, as it barked at me entering the house. "What are you going to do, nibble me to death?" is apparently enough to make it jump and bite me. I needed five stitches. FML [Link]

FMyLife » fizzie101 says FML

Sunday 19 October 15:04:17 UTC 2014

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jerking off to what I thought was porn on his phone. He was actually beating it to Siri's voice. FML [Link]

Fark.com RSS » And the city with the cheapest beer in America is ____________ [Unlikely]

Sunday 19 October 15:01:49 UTC 2014

Unlikely [link] [80 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Maine teacher suspended for three weeks because, A) She was a volunteer treating Ebola patients in West Africa, B) She had close contact with someone with Ebola, or C) She stayed in a hotel less than ten miles away from Texas Health Presbyterian? [St

Sunday 19 October 14:30:42 UTC 2014

Stupid [link] [134 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » All the "Dudes" in 'Lost' and 'The Big Lebowski'

Sunday 19 October 14:30:00 UTC 2014

Let's keep this simple, dude. First, here are all the times the word "dude" is spoken in Seasons 1-5 of Lost (yes, Season 6 is missing). I miss Hurley. And now, all the "dudes" in The Big Lebowski. Note that there are some f-bombs in here: Wait, okay, one more. Here's a mega-supercut showing great "dudes" in recent film history … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » There are five simple reasons why your relationship with that stripper just wasn't meant to be [Obvious]

Sunday 19 October 14:23:14 UTC 2014

Obvious [link] [71 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Living on minimum wage….in photos [Interesting]

Sunday 19 October 14:12:06 UTC 2014

Interesting [link] [469 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Thousands of bees drawn to overturned honey truck. Roadway cleanup becomes a police sting operation [Fail]

Sunday 19 October 13:58:00 UTC 2014

Fail [link] [25 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Mother is shocked when her snowflake comes home from the supermarket with: a) a gun, b) drugs, or c) a pumpkin carving kit [Asinine]

Sunday 19 October 13:52:07 UTC 2014

Asinine [link] [96 comments] [Link]

Weird Universe » Radish Animals

Sunday 19 October 13:41:27 UTC 2014

A new book going on sale soon in Japan teaches the art of making "radish animals." All you need is a pile of grated daikon radish. Then mold it into the shape of whatever animal strikes your fancy. And delight and amuse your guests. [via RocketNews24]

[Link]

Mental Floss » Weekend Links: Essential Foreign Viewing

Sunday 19 October 13:19:11 UTC 2014

Anyone looking to become better versed in foreign films can't go wrong with a list of movie recommendations compiled by Martin Scorsese himself. * Contact sheets from classic Hollywood photo shoots include some of the most iconic images in cinema history alongside the not-so-great shots that didn't make the cut. * Font aficionados, look away, lest you be irreparably scarred … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this pool noodle-festooned alleyway [Photoshop]

Sunday 19 October 13:00:01 UTC 2014

Photoshop [link] [14 comments] [Link]

Weird Universe » Hasbro’s Mr. Carrot Head

Sunday 19 October 12:37:42 UTC 2014

Is it just me, or was there more creativity in the old days, when you could use "any fruit or vegetable" with Mr. Potato Head, and arrange the features anyplace on the head, instead of in the pre-drilled slots?

I was also curious if "play doctor" sets were still made, and they certainly are, as you can see in the … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Never ask a computer technician to wipe off all the porn from your laptop but under no condition should he view any of the photos stored behind a special partition written into the hard drive [Dumbass]

Sunday 19 October 12:20:55 UTC 2014

Dumbass [link] [159 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » College kids these days can't even enjoy a simple pumpkin festival without it turning into a full-fledged riot. "People were just throwing everything they could find – rocks, skateboards, buckets, pumpkins" [Stupid]

Sunday 19 October 11:50:38 UTC 2014

Stupid [link] [43 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » If you plan on handing out non-food treats on Halloween in consideration of children with food allergies, you're supposed to display a teal jack-o-lantern so all the other kids know which house to egg [Interesting]

Sunday 19 October 11:42:51 UTC 2014

Interesting [link] [70 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » The five sketchiest foods served in NYC: Ikea spare ribs, strip club pasta, 7-11 pizza, bowling alley roast chicken, and drugstore sushi [Strange]

Sunday 19 October 9:49:00 UTC 2014

Strange [link] [59 comments] [Link]

FMyLife » Anonymous says FML

Sunday 19 October 8:28:41 UTC 2014

Today, my 9-year-old daughter was acting out and wouldn't do her homework. I told her that if she didn't study, she wouldn't get her acceptance letter from Hogwarts. She looked into my eyes, straight through to my soul and said, "Hogwarts isn't real, retard." FML [Link]

FMyLife » yee-whore says FML

Sunday 19 October 8:28:40 UTC 2014

Today, I confronted my girlfriend after catching her cheating on me. After she finished crying, she had the brass balls to say she'd understand if I needed a couple of weeks to forgive her, and asked me for bus fare so she could go tell the other guy they could only be friends now. FML [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Drug addict desperate for cash stole toilet valves from area restaurants, flushed with embarrassment after getting caught [Followup]

Sunday 19 October 8:16:10 UTC 2014

Followup [link] [22 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » You're a team of paramedics transporting a dead body when you realize your shift is over. Do you A) continue to your scheduled destination, B) call your dispatcher for instructions, or C) just dump the body wherever it's convenient [Fail]

Sunday 19 October 7:52:00 UTC 2014

Fail [link] [97 comments] [Link]

Futility Closet » The Modern Prometheus

Sunday 19 October 6:34:51 UTC 2014

By 1958 many of the attributes of living things could be found in our technology: locomotion (cars), metabolism (steam engines), energy storage (batteries), perception of stimuli (iconoscopes), and nervous or cerebral activity (computers). The missing element was reproduction: We hadn’t yet created a nonliving artifact that could make copies of itself. So Brooklyn College chemistry professor Homer Jacobson built one. … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Owner finds flock of sheep stumbling around making strange noises after feasting on thousands of dollars worth of pot. "Not b-a-a-a-d, dude" [Amusing]

Sunday 19 October 5:01:59 UTC 2014

Amusing [link] [61 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Rare albino deer sighted and you know how this ends [Sad]

Sunday 19 October 4:52:22 UTC 2014

Sad [link] [199 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » "A moment later, he realized he was looking not at a brown, furry mammal, but an enormous, puppy-size spider." (With OH GOD IT'S TOUCHING HIS HAND BURN IT WITH FIRE pics) [Scary]

Sunday 19 October 2:44:57 UTC 2014

Scary [link] [186 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Body found in search for missing UVA student Hannah Graham [Followup]

Sunday 19 October 1:20:31 UTC 2014

Followup [link] [114 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » "Whadda we got here, Lou?" " The usual Chief, homemade basement firing range full of guns, drugs and a former NBA player. Typical Friday night" [Weird]

Sunday 19 October 0:25:27 UTC 2014

Weird [link] [39 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop theme: Joe Biden's next job [Photoshop]

Sunday 19 October 0:00:01 UTC 2014

Photoshop [link] [34 comments] [Link]

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