Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”
Fark.com RSS » "Bio economic theory" predicts that fishing does not cause extinctions, because third-world fishermen are experts at fisheries management. Lets see how that's working out [Sad]
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Fark.com RSS » When life gives you lemons, shut down the highway [Fail]
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Overheard In The Office » WhenWe Caught You Playing Magic: The Gathering
Grad student #1: Do you at least remember going out onto the porch last night?Grad student #2: Was I naked?Grad student #1: Yes. Well, you had a blanket to cover your…dignity. But I think you lost your dignity some hours before.Arlington, Virginia [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Republican National Committee formally condemns new AP US history exam for attempting to teach US History rather than US Hagiography [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » American Tourister found dead [Sick]
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Fark.com RSS » Are you sick and tired of getting scammed buying "As seen on TV" products? THERE'S GOT TO BE A BETTER WAY [Obvious]
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Mental Floss » 11 Facts About the Bone-Eating Bearded Vulture
Imgur The bearded vulture, or lammergeier, is one intense bird. It lives on a steady diet of bones and dyes its feathers blood red, giving it the reputation of one of the most metal birds in the animal kingdom. 1. Lammergeier means "lamb-vulture" in German 
As a result of its appearance and diet, the vulture has a nasty reputation of … [Link]
The Onion » Running Back Interested In Going In Different Directions After Learning To Cut
NASHVILLE, TN—Claiming the discovery will take him places he hadn’t thought possible, rookie Tennessee Titans running back Bishop Sankey told reporters Wednesday that after recently learning to cut, he plans on using the newfound skill to run … 
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Fark.com RSS » The good thing about hurricanes these days? There are so many onshore and offshore windmill developments that energy companies are making a fortune every time one blows through [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Australians warned to prepare for "lone wolf" terrorist attacks by angry Muslims who don't realize that the average Australian would view an exploding bomb as one of the least hazardous parts of their day [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » OK, who sent the white Orgasmatrons to the International Space Station to juice up the inhabitants? [Weird]
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The Onion » Cartoon Peppers On Menu A Foreboding Warning To All Who Would Dare Order Spicy Entrees
CORAL SPRINGS, FL—Hovering forbiddingly to the right of several entrees, a handful of cartoon red chili peppers served as dark and chilling omens to all who would dare order spicy food items off the menu at Mexican restaurant Casa Azteca, sources co… 
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The Oatmeal – Comics, Quizzes, & Stories » I don't want you to save the world
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FMyLife » Anonymous says FML
Today, my professor told everyone that he thinks all med students should be required to get a catheter and an enema at least once in their lives so they can relate to their patients, saying, "Gentlemen, it might change your lives." FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Police respond to report of chicken crossing the road, taking too long to get to the other side [Amusing]
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The Onion » American Voices: Disney Expanding ‘Star Wars’ Attractions At Theme Parks
With Star Wars: Episode VII in the works, Disney officials have announced that the company is planning to significantly expand Star Wars rides and attractions within its theme parks to coincide with the film’s planned premiere in late 2015. 
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Fark.com RSS » Fisherman charged after he allegedly abandoned a half shackle of commercial gillnet filled with scores of salmon. I have no idea what half of that sentence means [Interesting]
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Mental Floss » Math's Top Prize Given to a Woman for the First Time
The International Mathematical Union awarded the Fields Medal to Maryam Mirzakhani, a 37-year-old professor at Stanford. [Link]
Mental Floss » The Missing Links: Interviewing Mr. Mayor
That’s Honorary Pooch To You A dog has been elected Mayor in Minnesota and I think we should all give him a chance. I’m sure he’ll be great. * Take That, Science Cracked runs down six mind-blowing substances that laugh in the face of physics. * M-I-C… See you in my nightmares. * The Biology of a Depressed Mind Depression … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Distressed clothing has officially gone too far [Stupid]
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Fark.com RSS » Scammers discover that if you want a restaurant to pay an electric bill they don't actually owe, there's no better time to threaten them with losing service than the lunch rush [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » Trailer park argument leads to one man throwing a car seat at his girlfriend…with the baby still inside. (baby unscathed but sure to make a Fark headline in 18 years or so) [Scary]
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Mental Floss » 9 Unfamiliar Things You’d See in a Hospital in 1900
Hospital technology has come a long way since the beginning of the 20th century. [Link]
Mental Floss » Humphrey Bogart Writing to Lauren Bacall
"You'll soon be here, Baby, and when you come you'll bring everything that's important to me in this world with you." [Link]
Fark.com RSS » 200 people sickened by cronuts, especially after eating them [Sick]
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Fark.com RSS » Yeah Sharknado is all the rage. Whatev let's see a Farknado [Photoshop]
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The Onion » Grandmother Talking Big Game About Being Alive Next Year
HAMILTON, OH—Noting that she had made a lot of bold proclamations in recent months regarding upcoming birthdays and future vacations, family members of local grandmother Abigail Stapleton told reporters Wednesday that the 88-year-old is talking some… 
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FMyLife » Anonymous says FML
Today, a potential customer was looking at a treadmill at the fitness warehouse I work at. Once he was done testing it out, I asked him if he'd like me to order it for him. His reply? "Nah. I only had a go on it 'cause it looked like fun. Hey, but you could order one for yourself, huh, chubs?" … [Link]
Mental Floss » The Most Interesting Comics of the Week
Every Wednesday, I write about the most interesting new comics hitting comic shops, bookstores, digital, Kickstarter, and the web. Feel free to comment below if there's a comic you've read recently that you want to talk about or an upcoming comic that you'd like me to consider highlighting. 
1. The Short Con by Aleks Sennwald and Pete Toms
Study Group … [Link]
The Onion » Police Officer Doesn’t See A Difference Between Black, Light-Skinned Black Suspects
FORT WAYNE, IN—Explaining that his sole concern is serving and protecting his community, Fort Wayne police officer Vincent Turner told reporters Wednesday that he does not see any difference between black and light-skinned black suspects. 
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The Onion » Report: Stagnant Economy Forcing More Americans To Take Jobs As Infrastructure
WASHINGTON—Citing recent employment gains in the telecommunications, transportation, energy, and solid waste management sectors, a report released Tuesday by the Bureau of Labor Statistics revealed that the sluggish economy is leading an increasing … 
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The Onion » Infographic: The Pros And Cons Of Waiting To Have Children
According to the CDC, more women than ever are waiting to have children until they are 35 or older, when they have completed their educations and are more financially stable, though doctors warn that having children later in life can lead to health com… 
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Mental Floss » 9 Tips for Avoiding London Pickpockets from a 19th Century Guide
London streets in the early 19th century could be dangerous places. In The London Guide and Stranger’s Safeguard Against the Cheats, Swindlers, and Pickpockets that Abound within the Bills of Mortality, Forming a Picture of London as Regards Active Life, published in 1819, “a gentleman who has made the police of the metropolis an object of enquiry twenty-two years” attempted … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Meet the super hero for the modern day: Florida Man, whose powers include career prostitution, wearing women's underwear while driving drunk, and crashing into retirement homes [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » Jury may yet decide if man driving over 100 mph sideways in the mud was being reckless [Asinine]
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Fark.com RSS » "Siri, I need to hide my roommate's body" [Dumbass]
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The Onion » Study: 73% Of Bedroom Closets Have Wife’s Boy Toy Crouched Naked Inside
ITHACA, NY—According to a Cornell University study released Wednesday, nearly three in four bedroom closets in U.S. 
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Futility Closet » Long Distance
The widespread sail of a ship, rendered concave by a gentle breeze, is also a good collector of sound. It happened once on board a ship sailing along the coast of Brazil, far out of sight of land, that the persons walking on deck, when passing a particular spot, always heard very distinctly the sound of bells, varying as in … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Drunk Dad locks children out of the house, tells them to go search for seashells, presumably to sell by the sea shore [Dumbass]
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The Onion » Obama Has Colorado Appraised
WASHINGTON—Hoping to get an idea of what the 138-year-old state might be worth, President Barack Obama dispatched a team of appraisers to assess the value of Colorado this week, White House sources confirmed. 
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Mental Floss » There's a Hexagonal Hurricane on Saturn
On Saturn, a giant hexagonal storm rages around the north pole. The storm is so big, you could fit four Earths in it. We photographed the storm in the very early 1980s, when the Voyager probes flew by. But for years, the storm has been hard to view because it has been tilted away from the sun, making infrared photos … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Brazilian presidential candidate waxed in plane crash [Sad]
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The Onion » Report: More Americans Relying On Grandparents To Help Fuck Up Their Kids
BALTIMORE—According to a study released Wednesday by sociologists at Johns Hopkins University, an increasing number of parents across the country are relying on their own mothers and fathers to help them fuck up their children. 
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Fark.com RSS » Germany: Would you please tell us who you have spying in our country? Greece: Angela Merkel. France: Angela Merkel. Burundi: Angela Merkel [Asinine]
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FMyLife » Anonymous says FML
Today, I succeeded in getting a seat on a crowded bus. I regretted this when, after a couple of stops, a big guy boarded the bus and stood next to me with his penis pressed against my shoulder. Longest. Bus ride. Ever. FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Scientists are working on engineering ladybugs to be biopesticides. Not safe for work picture of ladybug on ladybug sex [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » In today's episode of "No Good Deed Goes Unpunished" [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » This cat has figured out to open the door, and it sounds like we are all doomed because of it [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » Ibiza police ticket three couples for not wearing seat belts, while having sex, in a van [Weird]
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Fark.com RSS » Apparently concerned that protesters may be in possession of Buk missile systems, FAA orders no-fly zone over Ferguson, Missouri. Nothing to see here, please disperse [Asinine]
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Fark.com RSS » The irony tag must have programmed this hold music [Ironic]
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Fark.com RSS » Mesa, Arizona named the most conservative city in the U.S., narrowly edging out whatever city Rush Limbaugh happened to be in [Unlikely]
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The Onion » American Voices: Burger-Flipping Robot Could Replace Fast Food Workers
A Silicon Valley company has engineered a machine capable of making 360 burgers per hour by quickly slicing and layering ingredients, leading experts to believe the machines could replace fast food employees and put them out of work. 
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Fark.com RSS » Comcast spends $130,000 to honor the regulator that will review their merger. Gala expected to start between 4PM and 7PM [Asinine]
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Fark.com RSS » The Atlantic looks at what would happen if someone in America contracted Ebola and didn't know about it, failing to realize Dustin Hoffman and Rene Russo covered this in Outbreak [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Publix employee helps elderly man tie his shoelaces, still can't tell you where the frozen banana guacamole is [Sappy]
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Mental Floss » 7 International Names for American Products
American products are available around the world—but they're not always called by the name they've been given in the U.S. Sometimes, companies will change a product's name to adapt to various languages and cultures. Here are 12 American goods with different international names. [Link]
Mental Floss » Morning Cup of Links: Remembering Lauren Bacall
Slate film critic Dana Stevens remembers iconic actress Lauren Bacall with a look at five of her most memorable movies. * Beginning in 1913, John Alfred Charlton Deas started offering sessions at the Sunderland Museum for blind children and adults to come experience the artifacts. Check out the vintage photos from their visits. * An 1883 map showing the results … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Think that joke email you sent is funny? Is it $100,000 funny? [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » Case closed after death of caretaker whose DNA was found on 52 100-year-old bottles of stolen whiskey. He always denied drinking it saying it "had floaters in it and all kind of stuff inside the bottle" and was as drinkable as Maker's Mar
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FMyLife » Muwz says FML
Today, at the beach, I noticed a plastic bag in the water. I wanted to do something good for a change, help protect the environment and get it out. It wasn't a bag; it was a jellyfish. FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Anti-medical marijuana group thinks pot cookies will be used for rape, bring about a resurgence of jazz music [Florida]
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Overheard In The Office » 3PM Smoke Break
CSR: I just got a call from a guy that was looking for a customer service number for the phone company but he didn’t want an automated number, so I told him that most customer service numbers are automated. He told me, “I am a therapist; I know how the phone system works.” 6010 Exchange Parkway
San Antonio, Texas [Link]
Overheard In The Office » To Be Fair, It Was His Asthma Medication
Kid holding toy: If I don’t get this, I’m going to die.Dad: You’re not getting anything today!Kid: Do you want me to die? You want me to die! You’re killing me! You’re killing me!University Mall
Chapel Hill, North Carolina [Link]
Overheard In The Office » Best. County Fair. Ever.
Coworker: It's like looking at livestock. Bull walks by? Oh, it's a bull. Cow walks by? Oh, it's a cow. Lady Gaga walks by? Oh, it's Lady Gaga without her pants again!Australia [Link]
Overheard In The Office » Could You Stop Doing It While Meeting with Customers?
New mom: The days go by so fast now that I’m so preoccupied with… pumping.Hudson St
New York City, New YorkOverheard by: Harriet Vane [Link]
Overheard In The Office » I'm Pretty Sure Florida Forwards Mail to the Hereafter
Older woman library user: I'd like to send a sympathy card to Perry Como.Librarian: I thought he died several years ago.Library user: I know. The last address I have is in Jupiter, Florida.Hawthorne, CaliforniaOverheard by: librain13 [Link]
Overheard In The Office » I’ll Show You a Graph When We Get Home
Attorney on phone: Hi, sweetie. I’m going to come pick you up after school tomorrow to take you to your appointment… Well, Mommy was going to, but she’s too important to leave the office, and I’m not that important, so I can leave.1 World Financial Center
New York, New York [Link]
Mental Floss » 6 Medical Theories From 1900 That Didn't Pan Out
The early years of the 20th century were a crucial time in the history of medicine, as breakthroughs in surgical techniques, sanitation, and scientific rigor helped doctors become far more effective at saving and improving lives. Not every theory these pioneers had panned out, though. [Link]
Mental Floss » Brain Game: Artificial
Can you solve the Word Ladder in today's mentalfloss.com Brain Game Wednesday Wordplay challenge in six steps or fewer? Prove it! By changing one letter in each step to form English words, and leaving all other letters in their original positions, convert REAL into FAKE in the fewest possible steps. R E A L
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Mental Floss » 5 Questions: R.I.P. Robin Williams
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Fark.com RSS » One St Louis strip mall, two businesses. One looted the other untouched. What made the difference? [Obvious]
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Overheard In The Office » Or Just Give You Noogies Until You Answer
Executive, referring to salesperson: What purpose does it serve to have her review these files?
Production manager: What purpose does it serve to have her work here?
Executive: Let me ask again. What's the point of giving her these files?
Production manager: I'll answer your question if you answer mine. Houston, Texas Overheard by: Art Dictator [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Man violently attacked for standing up for women being catcalled [Hero]
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Mental Floss » Is it a Bald-Faced or Bold-Faced Lie?
When a child with chocolate smeared on his face assures Mom that he didn't steal his brother's candy bar, is he telling a bald-faced or bold-faced lie? [Link]
FMyLife » rabidfairy says FML
Today, the man I have been in love with for years came to me with a beautiful ring and a heartfelt proposal. Too bad it ended with an eager, "So do you think he'll say yes?" FML [Link]
Overheard In The Office » It Cleans Those Leather-Belt Wounds Right Up
Loan officer: My husband’s parents were married for 50 years.Receptionist: What’s the secret of being married that long?Collector: Alcohol.802 South Westnedge Avenue
Kalamazoo, MichiganOverheard by: just passing by [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Police warn you probably shouldn't smoke it. "They're out of it. They're just totally out of it. They just like walk around looking into space and looking behind them. Their eyes look different. They don't look like us. They look
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop these milk givers [Photoshop]
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Mental Floss » Kurt Vonnegut and the Day Scientists Went on Strike
When the mechanics of war are set into motion, we tend to tell ourselves there isn't much we can do. This is on a practical level, mind you, not a moral or spiritual one. The overwhelming majority of us lack the technical know-how to fully understand these complicated machines of destruction. Like babies watching a pot of water boil over, … [Link]
Weird Universe » Pop Carter
This is Otto "Pop" Carter, 90 years old, in 1947. He was known as "America's oldest and best-known roller skater." At his advanced age, he had been a professional roller skater for 82 years. But even after this he kept on going for quite a while. According to his listing on IMDB, "At age 104, participated in the Southwest Pacific … [Link]
Overheard In The Office » Weirdest. Fortune Cookie. Ever.
Salesman: You can't beat a good piñata day.Cleveland, OhioOverheard by: humanoid answering machine [Link]
Weird Universe » Mystery Illustration
What does this great illustration by Jan Faust depict?
1) Young lads who prey on MILFs
2) Embezzlement by cash register clerks
3) Lyndon LaRouche's theory of Space Lizards among us
4) An incident from the next Spider-Man film
5) The dangers inherent in our food supply
Find the answer here. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Old and busted: Planking. New hotness: Logging [Sick]
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Overheard In The Office » Ai Yi Yi Yi Yi!
Receptionist, after leaving bathroom: I didn't fart or shit, but my piss smells like a mariachi band.Exton, Pennsylvania [Link]
FMyLife » ragingwaffles says FML
Today, my blind date thought the best way to start off is to show up blind drunk. She ended up puking on the table and leaving me to pay. FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Tractor-trailer driver says he saw life, woman's front porch flash before his eyes [Scary]
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Mental Floss » R.I.P. Robin Williams
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Fark.com RSS » "Air conditioning, farting contests and other snapshots from the US war in Afghanistan" [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Your arteries will slam shut as your eyes feast upon this state fair abomination, the deep-fried spaghetti dog, served with a side of marinara [Sick]
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Fark.com RSS » Three guys, not named Drew, Wil and Greg, walk into a craft beer bar … and never leave [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Brevard County businesses complaining about zombies harassing customers. No faces eaten yet [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » Step 1: Paint your Maserati to look like a police cruiser. Step 2: Swap out "Protect and Serve" for "Punish and Enslave." Step 3: Profit? [Dumbass]
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Futility Closet » Going Places
German engineer Robert Michael patented this “curved shoe” in 1905. It’s intended to increase the length of each stride “to serve for the quick forward movement of people in walking.” It also beats bicycles because it won’t sink into rough ground. “The user can in walking use a stick as in walking with snow shoes.” [Link]
FMyLife » bademployee says FML
Today, my boss had a lengthy and obnoxiously egocentric conversation with a colleague. After she left across the office, I stood up, looked over at my colleague, and made a sarcastic "shooting myself in the head" gesture. I saw my boss staring at me over a cubicle wall as I turned around. FML [Link]
Mental Floss » 7 Historical Cures for Insomnia
Warm milk isn’t cutting it? Take a cue from the Renaissance and swab Rover’s ears. [Link]
FMyLife » facefuckedguy says FML
Today, I went to a job interview, and a guy ahead of me went to enter the building, only to walk face-first into a glass door. I rushed to help him up, and after we had a good laugh about it, I turned to walk inside, only to walk straight into the door as well. FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Petting zoos let your children get their hands on all sorts of creatures, including the microscopic ones [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » In a move that will certainly not spark any confusion over why police are suddenly pulling over young people, the city of Austin will now start ticketing kids for doing positive things [Unlikely]
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Fark.com RSS » Hacker group Anonymous: We will hack police data if officers harm St. Louis demonstrators. Count on it [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » If you cut internet, television and telephone connections to 160,000 homes by vandalizing 400 fiber optic cables you might want to know that the Berlin police have an arrest warrant for you…and AT&T a job offer [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Radio Shack's comeback effort in doubt. Radio Shack customers were upset when they got the news on their pagers [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » 12 World Records you can break on your lunch hour – because someone needs to be global champion of throwing grapes into their mouth [Cool]
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FMyLife » Anonymous says FML
Today, I hooked up with a girl at a club, and we had sex. She just lay there like a corpse the whole time. It got so bad, I ended up faking an orgasm and blaming the lack of semen on a botched vasectomy. She actually believed it. What the hell? FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » ProTip: When your "craft brewery" has to start chemically tweaking out-of-state water to taste like the water where your actual brewery is supposed to be located, you might not be a "craft brewery" anymore [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » The case of the white flags on the Brooklyn Bridge has been solved, 2 German artists raise a flag of surrender and come clean [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » Fatal shooting of unarmed teen Michael Brown in St. Louis leads to a) community meetings with Metropolitan Police Department to solve crisis, b) spontaneous candlelight vigils for peace, love and understanding, c) 50 percent gun sale increase [Follow
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Overheard In The Office » But That Was Just with Money.
Supervisor: Good job!Needy peon: Really?Supervisor: Yes, of course! Why don’t you ever believe me?Needy peon: ‘Cause last week I said, ‘I trust you,’ and you said, ‘Oh, God, don’t do that!’Supervisor: Oh, yeah…Louisville, Kentucky [Link]
Overheard In The Office » And It's Pronounced “Canadia“
File clerk: So do the Summer Olympics happen every… eight years?Law clerk: Um, four years.File clerk: I'm taking this quiz. Is Canada in South America?Law clerk: North America.Law Office
Chicago, IllinoisOverheard by: Perplexed [Link]
Overheard In The Office » So the Third Installment Will Be Terrible?
Boss lady: I think Rick* was talking to people in our aisle for a record 52 minutes. He’s finally gone.Assistant: Don’t worry. He’ll be back. Like herpes and the Terminator.Wausau, Wisconsin [Link]
Overheard In The Office » Tell Her the Beds Of Nails Are Non-Negotiable
Insurance agent on phone: I don't care if she's a bleeder!Cincinnati, OhioOverheard by: maybe I do! [Link]
Overheard In The Office » Translation: Is It Worth the Effort of Coming Over to Look?
Office lady #1: I got porn in my e-mail again! I just opened it up and…whoa! Big surprise!Office lady #2: How big a surprise?Markham
Ontario
Canadia [Link]
Overheard In The Office » Worst. 911 Operator. Ever.
Coworker on phone: Thank you for calling our company. How the hell may I help you now?Manhattan, New York [Link]
Overheard In The Office » Probably Divine Intervention. Again.
Nursing home resident, about stuffed cow: Pepper had a baby!Staff: What's his name?Resident: Pepper pea!Staff: How's the baby doing?Resident: He's peeing everywhere!Staff: I thought Pepper was a boy.Resident: He is.Staff: Then how did Pepper have a baby?Resident: That's what I'd like to know!Greenwood, South CarolinaOverheard by: Dana [Link]
Overheard In The Office » You Can’t Even Prove That Caused the Rash.
Dispatcher: Don’t take it personally. You gave me the finger, I gave you the tongue.Salt Lake, Utah [Link]
Mental Floss » 10 Things We Learned From Wicked Tuna
Brought to you by the National Geographic Channel [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Grandmother's game of duct, duct, goose gets out of hand [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » WWII Japanese mass breakout from Australian POW camp makes The Great Escape look kinda "meh" [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » So what does parenting look like in countries that aren't America, where children aren't treated like preciously fragile snowflakes who need ribbons for every half-hearted attempt and must be protected from every imagined boo-boo and meanness
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Fark.com RSS » Tips for surviving a dingo attack: Cover your face, throat, stomach, and groin – not necessarily in that order [PSA]
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Weird Universe » The Death Of A Legend
The world is a little darker today for the loss of Robin Williams. He gave us the gift of laughter in a unique and wonderful way. May he now find the peace that seems to have eluded him in life. Above is his comedy special 'Weapons Of Self Destruction' which I found available on You Tube. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Can't argue with science…*pulls lever on laz-y-boy, opens the doritos, remote in hand* [Ironic]
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Overheard In The Office » This Mid-Life Crisis Is Coming Together Nicely
CEO: I hit a garbage truck this morning!Admin: What?CEO: I hit a garbage truck this morning! Broadsided it! Never even saw it!Admin: You didn’t see a garbage truck?CEO: I know! I was doing like 40 miles an hour! And my kid was in the car!1190 Del Rio Place
Ontario, CanadaOverheard by: Never riding with the boss [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Federal judge spends night in jail after alleged domestic dispute, immediately becomes most popular jailhouse lawyer of all time [Asinine]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this topless Royal [Photoshop]
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