John Gordon Ross

A Man for All Reasons

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Whittle It a Little, It’ll Fit

Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”

Fark.com RSS » As predicted, hipster beekeeping in Brooklyn is not making friends in the neighborhood, especially when the bees aren't properly secured [Ironic]

Thursday 12 June 23:58:20 UTC 2014

Ironic [link] [71 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Leukemia drug works, but still no cure for … oh wait [Interesting]

Thursday 12 June 23:33:09 UTC 2014

Interesting [link] [36 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Mormon Church excommunicates woman who asked to become a priest, obviously because it would lead to the slippery slope of polyandry [Stupid]

Thursday 12 June 23:17:35 UTC 2014

Stupid [link] [83 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » In Phoenix it gets hot in the summer, so people run their AC, which makes temperatures outside get higher, which makes people run their AC even longer, which makes the temperatures outside get even higher, which makes people run their AC even longer

Thursday 12 June 22:48:27 UTC 2014

Obvious [link] [177 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » How to clean all the dead skin cells, dust mites, bed bug larvae, Cheetos crumbs, and gravy stains off your mattress [Spiffy]

Thursday 12 June 22:30:57 UTC 2014

Spiffy [link] [80 comments] [Link]

The Onion » American Voices: U.S. Coach: America Will Not Win World Cup

Thursday 12 June 22:30:00 UTC 2014

As the 2014 FIFA World Cup kicks off today in Brazil, U.S. coach Jürgen Klinsmann is taking flak for stating at a press conference that “For us now, talking about winning a World Cup is just not realistic,” a comment that many U.S.
[Link]

Fark.com RSS » Article asks if ISIS could build an Islamic state. I don't know, but these Archer plot lines are really getting weird [Scary]

Thursday 12 June 22:19:05 UTC 2014

Scary [link] [111 comments] [Link]

FMyLife » Anonymous says FML

Thursday 12 June 22:07:29 UTC 2014

Today, my two cats decided to have a brawl on top of me. I was just trying to get to sleep. Now I'm covered in scratches. FML [Link]

Fark.com RSS » American Catholic bishops decide they ain't listening to no socialist, even if he IS the freaking Pope [Sad]

Thursday 12 June 22:01:39 UTC 2014

Sad [link] [132 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Ugly ass baby rhinoceros born at the Buffalo Zoo [Spiffy]

Thursday 12 June 21:51:11 UTC 2014

Spiffy [link] [26 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 19 Stars Who Appeared On '21 Jump Street'

Thursday 12 June 21:49:44 UTC 2014

Johnny Depp isn’t the only actor the ’80s teen crime show turned into a star [Link]

Fark.com RSS » News: Today's teens are drinking less, smoking less, and having less unprotected sex. Fark: Because they're spending too much time on their phones to hang out in person [Obvious]

Thursday 12 June 21:37:12 UTC 2014

Obvious [link] [50 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » When throwing a hammer at a dump truck is the least insane thing you did on your meth fueled rampage, you may find yourself on Fark [Dumbass]

Thursday 12 June 21:33:30 UTC 2014

Dumbass [link] [23 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Scary: Iraqi refugee family in Albuquerque NM attacked in their home by a ski-mask wearing man who tore up their US citizenship papers and shouted anti-Muslim epithets at them. Ironic:They live in the US because they are Catholic and had to flee Iraq

Thursday 12 June 21:05:04 UTC 2014

Sad [link] [180 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Fark Food Thread: Heading to a party and taking a cold dish that needs to sit out? Like to have quick sides that don't heat up the kitchen? Too many things in the oven? How about those "on-the-side" favorites? Don't leave us hanging [

Thursday 12 June 21:00:05 UTC 2014

Interesting [link] [95 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Supreme Courts Justices' jobs found to only contain 2% work and 98% refusing to rule on relevant, important issues [Obvious]

Thursday 12 June 20:50:49 UTC 2014

Obvious [link] [55 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Kentucky’s $30 Million Castle

Thursday 12 June 20:34:49 UTC 2014

Versailles, Kentucky has a castle, too! [Link]

Mental Floss » The Missing Links: Father's Day Cards We Really Need

Thursday 12 June 20:30:00 UTC 2014

Classifying Fathers The SomeEcards team has come up with 14 different types of Father’s Day cards that should be available in stores. * Foot Assassins Why stepping on a LEGO hurts so much. * A Pipe Here, A Turtle There, Coins Over Here Mario Maker actually allows WiiU users to design their own Super Mario levels and chose which era … [Link]

The Onion » Resigning House Leader Cantor Reflects On All The Accomplishments He Thwarted

Thursday 12 June 20:25:00 UTC 2014

WASHINGTON—Looking back on his 13-year tenure in the House of Representatives with reverence, resigning House Majority Leader Eric Cantor (R-VA) reflected on the long list of accomplishments he had thwarted during his time in office, sources confirm…
[Link]

Fark.com RSS » Pair of bright-green 'Hulk puppies' born in Spain. Don't make them angry. You wouldn't like them when they're angry (pics) [Interesting]

Thursday 12 June 20:18:40 UTC 2014

Interesting [link] [35 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this girl and her scooter [Photoshop]

Thursday 12 June 20:00:01 UTC 2014

Photoshop [link] [22 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Can you believe some people still think O.J. Simpson was guilty? [Asinine]

Thursday 12 June 19:55:47 UTC 2014

Asinine [link] [163 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » SCU published an "open" ad for a professor position, the minimum qualifications included "having written at least 25 books on the history of Silicon Valley" and being an editor at Forbes.com. Oddly someone already on staff had those e

Thursday 12 June 19:46:49 UTC 2014

Asinine [link] [87 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Oyster Farm: Hey, Feds, we'd like to finish out a 40-year lease on your land to run our business. Feds: OK, but we're not going to renew it when it's over in 7 years. Is that OK? Oyster Farm: Yup, totes cool. *7 years later* ENTER LIBERTA

Thursday 12 June 19:42:07 UTC 2014

Stupid [link] [214 comments] [Link]

The Oatmeal – Comics, Quizzes, & Stories » I made a pie chart about why dieting is hard

Thursday 12 June 19:40:55 UTC 2014

I made a pie chart about why dieting is hardView [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Ever wonder what REALLY goes into a Slim Jim? Well the good news is that it's real beef. Partly [Scary]

Thursday 12 June 19:33:47 UTC 2014

Scary [link] [78 comments] [Link]

The Onion » Slideshow: World Cup Players To Watch

Thursday 12 June 19:31:00 UTC 2014

World Cup Players To Watch
[Link]

The Onion » Gun Violence In America: Facts And Figures

Thursday 12 June 19:30:00 UTC 2014

Gun Violence In America: Facts And Figures
[Link]

Mental Floss » 25 Delicious Facts About Lobsters

Thursday 12 June 19:18:30 UTC 2014

We cracked open America's favorite crustacean to plate the delicious facts hiding inside. Bob Bayer, head of the University of Maine’s Lobster Institute, helped us out. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Obama delivers weapons to terrorist group that held Bergdahl [Cool]

Thursday 12 June 19:08:52 UTC 2014

Cool [link] [266 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Afghan humanitarian aid workers pack all the essentials-backpack, water bottle, umbrella, fleshlight… wait, what? (Not safe for work) [Unlikely]

Thursday 12 June 19:08:07 UTC 2014

Unlikely [link] [34 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Mynd you, a møøse won't make a good housepet [PSA]

Thursday 12 June 19:00:55 UTC 2014

PSA [link] [24 comments] [Link]

The Onion » Warm Weather Finally Allows Man To Get Outside, Explore New Ways To Sweat

Thursday 12 June 18:55:00 UTC 2014

CHICAGO—With the long winter over and summer weather finally arriving, local man Bill Klocek told reporters Thursday that he was glad to finally get out of the house, walk around a bit, and discover entirely new ways to sweat.
[Link]

The Onion » Nation’s Blakes Cruise Easily Through Lifeguard Tryouts

Thursday 12 June 18:50:00 UTC 2014

WASHINGTON—According to incoming reports from beaches and pools across the country this week, lifeguard tryouts were once again a breeze for the nation’s Blakes.
[Link]

Fark.com RSS » Brain-dead US teen to get high school diploma in most blatant example of grade inflation ever seen [Sad]

Thursday 12 June 18:47:38 UTC 2014

Sad [link] [179 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » China's 'thong condom' is one step closer to reality. With highly technical drawing of a thong condom. Possibly Not safe for work [Amusing]

Thursday 12 June 18:44:30 UTC 2014

Amusing [link] [55 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Mugshot of the day? Man with pink underwear fetish says pint of cider made him walk into shop wearing only a pair of suspenders [Amusing]

Thursday 12 June 18:36:48 UTC 2014

Amusing [link] [22 comments] [Link]

The Onion » Winner Of World Cup Hammered Out Just In Time For Tournament

Thursday 12 June 18:30:00 UTC 2014

SÃO PAULO, BRAZIL—With only hours to go before Thursday’s opening match between Brazil and Croatia, sources confirmed that FIFA officials managed to hammer out the winner of the World Cup just in time for the tournament.
[Link]

Fark.com RSS » Squirrel loses its life in tragic power plant substation accident. The arrangements for a Viking funeral have already been taken care of [Sad]

Thursday 12 June 18:21:49 UTC 2014

Sad [link] [32 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Woman has surgery to emulate Jessica Rabbit, succeeds merely in looking cartoonish [Sad]

Thursday 12 June 18:15:24 UTC 2014

Sad [link] [150 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » A vain hope, but here's a handy guide to help you lot be slightly less offensive [Interesting]

Thursday 12 June 18:10:18 UTC 2014

Interesting [link] [55 comments] [Link]

Futility Closet » “Disappearances”

Thursday 12 June 18:01:01 UTC 2014

Donald E. Knuth composed this poem in honor of Martin Gardner. When the right-hand portions of the eight-line verse are interchanged, it becomes a seven-line verse. Which line disappears? [Link]

Fark.com RSS » In this week's Journal of Duh, study shows that suicide rates greatly accelerated during economic crisis [Sad]

Thursday 12 June 17:51:58 UTC 2014

Sad [link] [30 comments] [Link]

The Onion » Man Nothing But Lumbering Golem Of Rewards Cards

Thursday 12 June 17:45:00 UTC 2014

HENDERSON, NV—Aghast at the hulking, shapeless being that lurched toward the registers, cashiers at the local Green Valley Parkway’s Walgreens confirmed Thursday that the soulless mass shambling down the aisle was nothing but a lumbering golem…
[Link]

Fark.com RSS » Police believe they are just going in for a routine eviction. Then they saw the alligator [Scary]

Thursday 12 June 17:34:27 UTC 2014

Scary [link] [25 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Middle Initials Make You Seem Smarter

Thursday 12 June 17:30:07 UTC 2014

George R.R. Martin sure seems smart. It might not be the hundreds of characters and complicated plots in the Song of Ice and Fire series (Game of Thrones to neophytes) that make him seem so intelligent, though—it might be his middle initials. A recent study found that we believe that people who use their middle initials with their full names … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Swim ban lifted after shark swarm shut down Alabama beaches. Locals still in shock after seeing a creature with a full set of teeth [Followup]

Thursday 12 June 17:09:11 UTC 2014

Followup [link] [36 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » European court rules that employees are entitled to take vacation time even after they die [Strange]

Thursday 12 June 17:04:00 UTC 2014

Strange [link] [39 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Drivers are gathering for the Great Nebraska Tractor Ride, perhaps the most exciting event Nebraska will have this year [Cool]

Thursday 12 June 16:53:17 UTC 2014

Cool [link] [25 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » 10-year-old boy gets high school diploma, is now setting his sights on medical school, making people stop calling him "Doogie" [Interesting]

Thursday 12 June 16:48:47 UTC 2014

Interesting [link] [40 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Army's anti-sexual harassment video was apparently made in the 1970s, and it looks more like outtakes from cheesy '70s porn than '70s porn does (video, SFW) [Strange]

Thursday 12 June 16:48:15 UTC 2014

Strange [link] [37 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » First came the fires to Magnolia, Texas. Then the floods. And now the scorpions, centipedes, millipedes and earwigs just as the Bible predicted [Scary]

Thursday 12 June 16:46:33 UTC 2014

Scary [link] [35 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » What better way to spend your day off, than standing on a corner dressed as Spider-Man protesting potholes? [Strange]

Thursday 12 June 16:41:17 UTC 2014

Strange [link] [12 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Best Korea finally lays blame of severe shortages squarely where it belongs. The weatherman [Dumbass]

Thursday 12 June 16:37:07 UTC 2014

Dumbass [link] [38 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Don't you hate it when the Coast Guard clear cuts some trees on your property without your permission to maintain a navigational beacon that has been in place since World War II but went out of service in 2009? [Asinine]

Thursday 12 June 16:29:39 UTC 2014

Asinine [link] [68 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Police looking for man who rolled back pants and underwear at Walmart [Sick]

Thursday 12 June 16:20:28 UTC 2014

Sick [link] [21 comments] [Link]

The Onion » Statshot: Top Pool Flotation Devices

Thursday 12 June 16:00:00 UTC 2014

Top Pool Flotation Devices
[Link]

Fark.com RSS » In Russia even the moose are drunk [Amusing]

Thursday 12 June 15:53:23 UTC 2014

Amusing [link] [35 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Don't know what to get your dad for Father's Day? Why not take him to a strip club and show him what he's been missing out on because he ruined his life by having you? [Amusing]

Thursday 12 June 15:39:55 UTC 2014

Amusing [link] [83 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » South African man caught by police eating the still-warm heart of the man he'd just killed–but with proper utensils. I mean, he's not THAT gauche [Scary]

Thursday 12 June 15:39:41 UTC 2014

Scary [link] [50 comments] [Link]

The Onion » American Voices: Starbucks Adding Grilled Cheese To Menu

Thursday 12 June 15:30:00 UTC 2014

To compete with rivals like Dunkin’ Donuts that sell lunch items, Starbucks has announced they will add grilled cheese sandwiches to their menu for $5.25, in addition to a turkey pesto panini on focaccia for $5.95.
[Link]

Fark.com RSS » Overweight childminder tries to have obesity declared a disability. Farkers nod approvingly, their jowls undulating like waves, sweat glistening in folds like an ocean sunset, breath heaving like a dirty phonecall [Asinine]

Thursday 12 June 15:26:19 UTC 2014

Asinine [link] [158 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Teen takes mom's driving directions just a little too literally [Fail]

Thursday 12 June 15:24:34 UTC 2014

Fail [link] [58 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » For only $1.74M, this beautiful haunted dreamhouse can be yours [Cool]

Thursday 12 June 15:15:26 UTC 2014

Cool [link] [40 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Brain Game: Thinking Caps

Thursday 12 June 14:50:29 UTC 2014

If you know your state capitals, now's your chance to put that knowledge to use with mentalfloss.com Think Thursday Brain Game: The names of how many of the 50 U.S. state capitals
begin with the letter A, B, or C
? Here is the ANSWER.
[Link]

Fark.com RSS » Faith-based waterpark in Texas wants to ban thongs. No word on what kind of footwear they expect people to wear if that ban goes through [Silly]

Thursday 12 June 14:22:17 UTC 2014

Silly [link] [125 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Why Did We Invent Pants?

Thursday 12 June 14:00:00 UTC 2014

These days, pants are our garment of choice. But for years, our ancestors draped themselves in tunics, robes, and gowns, until someone decided they were tired of having the wind up their skirt. So, what prompted the change? When, exactly, did two-legged trousers become a thing? [Link]

Weird Universe » Cockroach Farming

Thursday 12 June 13:56:54 UTC 2014

Here’s a weird job you can do at home — raise cockroaches. Yuan Meixia of China is making a good living doing it, having transformed her house into a cockroach farm. This involved cementing shut every crevice and hole in the house so the critters can't escape, and replacing all doors with zippered silk nets.

According to the South China Morning … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Church shooting in Arizona leaves one angel, another one holey [Scary]

Thursday 12 June 13:19:41 UTC 2014

Scary [link] [191 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » NASA seeking public's help in designing a permanent base on Mars for humans.. If anything was up Fark's Photoshop alley, it's this. Let's all get helpful [Photoshop]

Thursday 12 June 13:00:01 UTC 2014

Photoshop [link] [34 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 10 Things to Know About Anne Frank's The Diary of a Young Girl

Thursday 12 June 12:51:44 UTC 2014

Sixty-six years ago today, the seemingly everyday, innocent thoughts of a teen girl were published. But they weren’t so everyday: they were the thoughts of Anne Frank, a 13-year-old in a unique position. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » List of top LGBT-friendly cities in the US. Los Angeles? Check. San Francisco? Check. New York City? Check. Des Moines? Che … Wait … WTF?? Des Moines?? [Cool]

Thursday 12 June 12:35:40 UTC 2014

Cool [link] [147 comments] [Link]

FMyLife » Anonymous says FML

Thursday 12 June 12:32:42 UTC 2014

Today, my husband reorganized our fridge for the World Cup. He cleared everything out and filled it with beer and chips. FML [Link]

Mental Floss » A Paralyzed Person Will Kick Off the World Cup

Thursday 12 June 12:30:40 UTC 2014

The opening ceremonies will feature an incredible display of neuroscience. [Link]

Weird Universe » Stale Puppy-Dog Tails

Thursday 12 June 12:13:37 UTC 2014

Let me know how long you last….

Another nice long performance here, by the artist known as Vetza. You get to see her as well.

"Vetza is a multi-talented artist who has full control over a range of disciplines including classical instrumentation, experimental sound improvisation, voice and theater. She is an innovator representing the LA Arts community in the international … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » If you're going to tell your friend that your sister is pregnant and you're not sure which of your brothers is the father, it's a good idea to make sure your teacher isn't listening [Sad]

Thursday 12 June 12:05:50 UTC 2014

Sad [link] [166 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Pimp my…. PT Cruiser? [Strange]

Thursday 12 June 11:35:25 UTC 2014

Strange [link] [91 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 10 Things We No Longer See at Airports

Thursday 12 June 11:30:22 UTC 2014

How many of these do you remember? [Link]

FMyLife » Anonymous says FML

Thursday 12 June 11:24:56 UTC 2014

Today, my roommate's pets conspired against me. "The dog ate my homework" has apparently become too clichéd for them. The new excuses are, "My cat chewed through my laptop power cable" and "the gecko ate my pen drive." FML [Link]

FMyLife » Anonymous says FML

Thursday 12 June 11:24:55 UTC 2014

Today, I was babysitting a little girl. I let her play with a box of old Star Wars toys to keep her occupied while I quickly went to use the bathroom, and when I returned she was making the 15 or so figures have a massive orgy, sex sounds included. FML [Link]

Mental Floss » 5 Questions: Dodge Cars II

Thursday 12 June 11:17:38 UTC 2014

[Link]

Fark.com RSS » And here's a picture of me at work in the operating room holding a 47-pound tumor harvested from a woman who didn't have health insurance until Obamacare came around [Weird]

Thursday 12 June 11:05:24 UTC 2014

Weird [link] [236 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » 8-year-old British girl diagnosed with terminal brain cancer becomes the first person in the world to beat the illness [Spiffy]

Thursday 12 June 9:17:00 UTC 2014

Spiffy [link] [85 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Morning Cup of Links: Soccer in Space

Thursday 12 June 9:00:57 UTC 2014

What better way to kick off the 2014 World Cup than a little football match in space? A bicycle kick is easy in microgravity, but which way is the goal?
*
The 10 most insanely cursed movie productions. Somebody might have been trying to send a message.
*
Watch High School Boys Explain Why They’re Feminists. Students of a women’s … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Pop quiz hotshot. Armed robbers are using your daughter as a human shield. What do you do? What do you do? [Hero]

Thursday 12 June 8:36:00 UTC 2014

Hero [link] [405 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » The Most Interesting Comics of the Week

Thursday 12 June 8:27:03 UTC 2014

Every Wednesday, I write about the most interesting new comics hitting comic shops, bookstores, digital, Kickstarter, and the web. Feel free to comment below if there's a comic you've read recently that you want to talk about or an upcoming comic that you'd like me to consider highlighting. 1. Pearls Before Swine By Stephan Pastis with Bill Watterson(!!)
GoComics Yes, that … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Remember that 1918 flu pandemic that killed 5% of the world's population? Well scientists just made a mutant version of it. Sleep well [Scary]

Thursday 12 June 7:11:00 UTC 2014

Scary [link] [69 comments] [Link]

Futility Closet » In a Word

Thursday 12 June 6:57:31 UTC 2014

gynophagite
n. an eater of women androphagous
adj. eating men brephophagist
n. one who eats babies [Link]

Fark.com RSS » United States may launch airstrikes on Iraq. This is not a repeat of 1990. Or 2003 [Interesting]

Thursday 12 June 6:37:00 UTC 2014

Interesting [link] [163 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » R.I.P. Poppy, world's oldest cat [Sad]

Thursday 12 June 5:14:00 UTC 2014

Sad [link] [58 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Man gets penis stuck in pipe for two days, and his excuse is priceless [Unlikely]

Thursday 12 June 4:54:00 UTC 2014

Unlikely [link] [110 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Woman claims she doesn't know what's in beer, but says it might be CHEMICALS. So she begs the two crappiest beer manufacturers to list what's in their crappy beer and how they make it [Stupid]

Thursday 12 June 4:50:00 UTC 2014

Stupid [link] [175 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Brazil asks fans to check the "organ donor" box on their ticket when attending upcoming soccer riots [Cool]

Thursday 12 June 4:08:08 UTC 2014

Cool [link] [9 comments] [Link]

FMyLife » Anonymous says FML

Thursday 12 June 4:05:28 UTC 2014

Today, I woke up screaming like a little bitch. I'd been having a bizarre dream where I was having sex with Homer Simpson, when he suddenly had a heart attack and fell on me, crushing me to death. I think my brain needs a douching. FML [Link]

FMyLife » Anonymous says FML

Thursday 12 June 4:05:27 UTC 2014

Today, I took a look at my 9-year-old daughter's diary, thinking it would be full of cute stuff. Instead, it was full of hateful rants against me and my husband, as well the boys at her school, who she called gay because none of them ever hit on her. It seems I've failed as a parent. FML [Link]

FMyLife » ldrik1 says FML

Thursday 12 June 4:05:26 UTC 2014

Today, my psycho neighbor finished building a cannon. An honest-to-god, on-wheels, could-be-on-a-pirate-ship cannon. And now he's testing it in the forest by my house. I'm pretty scared for my life, to be honest. FML [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Theme of Farktography Contest No. 475: "Happy Farktography Anniversary 9". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme [Farktography]

Thursday 12 June 4:01:00 UTC 2014

Farktography [link] [66 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » News: Man arrested for having sex with pool float. Fark: For the THIRD time. Man, get a room [Dumbass]

Thursday 12 June 1:51:38 UTC 2014

Dumbass [link] [84 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Man decides to test school security by "looking like an a–hole," succeeds [Dumbass]

Thursday 12 June 1:42:29 UTC 2014

Dumbass [link] [36 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 11 Great Moments of Foreshadowing in 'Arrested Development'

Thursday 12 June 1:41:00 UTC 2014

Fans of the show have spent years digging out jokes buried in the background, beneath the narration, within the soundtrack, and everywhere in between. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Man found guilty of decapitating grandfather, heads off to prison [Followup]

Thursday 12 June 1:29:36 UTC 2014

Followup [link] [34 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Show me your best "I'm outta here" or "Nope" pic/gif [Amusing]

Thursday 12 June 0:37:28 UTC 2014

Amusing [link] [282 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » It's your dad's fault you're addicted to coffee, says science [Amusing]

Thursday 12 June 0:09:51 UTC 2014

Amusing [link] [20 comments] [Link]

FMyLife » NextTimeMom'sDriving says FML

Thursday 12 June 0:07:15 UTC 2014

Today, my family and I were on a road trip. Everything was fine until we discovered that my dad, the driver, was not only fast asleep, he was also snoring. We were in the middle of the highway. FML [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this classic boombox [Photoshop]

Thursday 12 June 0:00:01 UTC 2014

Photoshop [link] [26 comments] [Link]

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